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finished a shawl!
pattern: artemisia shawl
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If tumblr dies for real where do you think people will migrate to?

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man itd be cool if sleep was a real thing and not made up
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tell me my prof didn’t upload the reading by photocopying his kindle reader page by page
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"OK" SO IT SEEMS AS THOUGH MY GENETICALLY MODIFIED KILLER BEETLES HAVE ESCAPED. HAS ANYONE SEEN MY FUCKI🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲OH G🪲OD🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲 SHI🪲🪲T🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🧪AAAHHHHHHHHOOOHhh Hey. That One Learned thge basics of Chemistry . #Proud
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my day job is at a college, and this morning my boss was like "go collect all the suggestion slips from our suggestion boxes around the school and create a document and a spreadsheet outlining the needs of the student body."
Ok cool very easy! fun, even!
there were two. two suggestions.
"spring fling should be steampunk themed :3 I'd like to see more pipes and gears with no discernible function"
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"free food. starbocks. privitized resturaunts."
I can't wait to turn in my 1/8th page report with "pipes and gears with no discernible function" and three out of five words misspelled on it. the students have spoken, boss; such are the needs of the student body.
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ok this dni has me sobbing
proshippers are the ONLY thing on the list
this person doesn’t know what they are
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tumblr will never be the next pdf at this rate
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if she has no ass, focus on what she'll always still have
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"What made you follow your mutual" I don't know. I don't remember anything. In my mind we were mutuals at birth. Since the dawn of time. The start of the earth's spin
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when i told my girlfriend she asked if i had stopped taking my vit d supplements and. apparently like 10 years ago i had been ‘critically low’ on vitamin d. which i do not remember but does make sense
guess who is vitamin deficient! in vitamins d and b12 which does explain The Symtoms
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A small example of how my father really talks
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guess who is vitamin deficient! in vitamins d and b12 which does explain The Symtoms
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