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"HEY PIT, CATCH" Cue a thrown snake. Nonvenomous and agitated!

“Whoa, whoa, whoa, hey!” Pit yelps, scrambling to catch the flung danger noodle. “Yeesh, who the heck even does that?! You practically scared this poor little guy half to death...!”

And thus, entirely calm, Pit releases the snake onto the ground.

“What, did you think I had some kinda snake phobia? To begin with, I’m no archaeologist, and I don’t even need to look for the Ark of the Covenant...”

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Tell us Pit, where -did- you come from?

“Huh? Well, I was born in Skyworld, obviously...”

“Oh. Ohhh, I see how you’re confused. You forgot the whole ‘reincarnation’ thing our world works on, right? It’s not really an ‘afterlife’ situation. Souls come into being in the mortal world, they pass on, get carted off by the Reapers and then get reincarnated into something else. The Forces of Nature, the angels of my home-- they all come into being the same way. So, had to be the same for me!”

“...The only exception being creatures of the Underworld. They’re not really what you’d call alive, just...evil blobs of...stuff. They don’t have souls, and it takes a big clump of souls to put together even one of them. Not a huge loss normally, considering only souls of the wicked stay in the Underworld in normal circumstances, but when you have an evil god hoarding souls that should be passing on to other places...”

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You familiar with a big angry guy covered in ashes? Incapable of not screaming?

“Aw, jeez, I know who you’re getting at… Swings around a pair of flaming chain-swords and isn’t capable of self-reflection, right? Then again, I don’t think anybody involved with that Pantheon was innocent. It’s like they were all hardwired to make dumb, violent decisions. And I’m comparing to the Underworld and Forces of Nature, here.”

“B-But hey, I heard he’s gotten better! …Can’t really verify for myself, though. Lady Palutena insisted that peeking into Odin’s territory could never be anything but a bad idea.”

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Why do you obey Palutena, little Icarus?

“...Um? Who’s ‘Icarus’?”

“Ah, doesn’t matter! I follow Lady Palutena because she’s the defender of all that is good and savior of mortalkind!”

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So are all gods' internal biologies actually pocket dimensions or was that just Hades?

“I think you’re asking the wrong guy about that…”

Pit pauses.

“…Okay, well– maybe I do have some idea.”

“I wanna say it’s just Hades, but I know that’s probably not true… All gods do different things, but they’re all the same kind of existence.” Pit begins counting off on his fingers. “In their domains, they’re omnipotent. The form they take, what we see, that isn’t really fixed, it’s more like what they choose to be. The only exception to that’s Medusa, and that’s just because another god cursed her to reflect her nature in appearance. That aside, how they appear isn’t the whole thing of what they are.”

“…Either way, someone else can find that out for sure; I did my part for science. Just because I made it through that alright before doesn’t mean I’m in any hurry to experience it again!”

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“While on the one hand, I’m happy for the support... If these guys keep talking about it, Lady Palutena’s gonna find out I was thinking of doing it. Reeeaaally don’t need that right now--!”

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“You’re welcome.” She grumbled a bit. “Honestly, one of these days I’m just going to invade while you and Palutena are busy with this whole… tournament, thing.”

“But I...didn’t thank you?”

“Anyways, I mean... Sure, that’s a possibility, but without us there, all you’d be accomplishing is beating the Centurions. Do you really wanna call that a victory? Pretty sure Viridi would be laughing for days.”

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"Alright, for the sake of science, do it." Wow, Shulk encouraging recklessness. "Put them on and jump off Battlefield. You should have enough space to make it back if they don't work." He's even got the Monado at the ready if he needs to help.

“Shulk? How’d you even get he– Oh, right, the temple’s an arena.”

“…Look. I’ll level with you. This is too– personal to be a ‘Smash Bros.’ thing, y’know…? No, Battlefield, no Master Hand, no Space Dragons of Unusual Size.”

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What's the rules for shipping? I don't see them on the page, sorry.

No, that’s fine! I just didn’t see a need to list that because I don’t really have any restrictions on that subject. XP 

...Also missing a profile page. Gotta get on that next!

Anywho, if you’re wondering about what would be doable from home series alone? Well, I’ve seen Pit shipped with p much every lady in the game with a dialogue portrait (as well as Dark Pit but we don’t do them things here) and frankly, I don’t see any of them as being undoable with the right lead-up-- 

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Pit probably shouldn't take advice from his enemies, but Medusa wanted to see how this would play out. "Equip them and jump off the edge of Skyworld, see what happens."

Grumbles.

“If I’m putting those on and you’re the cause, it’s to ultimately shoot you with them. You ready for that trade-off?”

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“Please tell me he’s not going to try killing me again. I literally just came back.”

“Medusa...”

Pit sizes up the Goddess of Darkness for some time, eyes steely.

...Then he awkwardly pats her scaly hand.

“...You’re still one of the most useful Spirits there is, so don’t feel too bad about not making it past the preliminaries!”

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Do the thing Pit. Go for a fly. What would Palutena even do? You did everything for her, you've more than earned it.

“The Three Sacred Treasures are-- only to be used when they’re needed. I- I don’t need them, right now.”

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In his private quarters, Pit sits at the edge of his bed, staring down into a certain red box, containing three particular armaments: the Arrow of Light, the Mirror Shield, and the Pegasus Wings. The Three Sacred Treasures, reforged by Dyntos. His, by all rights, and yet--

--his gaze was fixed on one of them in particular. That being the Pegasus Wings.

“...” His lady Palutena had warded him off from activating them, claiming they were probably unreliable after such a long period of disuse, but... “...Aw man... I kinda wanna see... J-Just to make sure, you know?”

To begin with, hadn’t the Three Sacred Treasures existed for far longer than that before Medusa’s first attack on Skyworld without use, and worked just fine? Twenty-something years was like the blink of an eye, and even then, he’d briefly used them again when that god-hopeful demon attacked Skyworld as well...what was his name; “Orcos” or something?

--And yet, Pit wasn’t making the attempt. He was just sitting there, wanting to. Not because of her advisement, it wasn’t like that’d been an order, but because of the possibility.

If he tried them on, and they worked... Would that mean that-- Lady Palutena had lied to him...?

“...Mnngh.” He couldn’t do it. He didn’t want to think of that possibility. “I...shouldn’t be messing with these outside of emergencies, anyways.”

Thus, the box was sealed back up again, the question remaining unanswered... At least, for now.

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ATTEMPTED BLOG REVIVAL NOW UNDERWAY

“Man, seven years and no sequel... Sure wish Mr. Sakurai had time for personal projects; Sora Ltd. isn’t that big...”

Quiet, you.

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“And for all those asking about her appetite? She isn’t lolling that tongue out for no reason, and Lady Palutena didn’t put all that weight on her! So, ha!”

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“The light never forgets!”

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“There you go, anon. My old photo. Ignore that perm.”

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“Hey, don’t knock the teachings, alright?”

Oh, good, it’s The Brotherhood of Steel one of the Anarchy sisters--

“Besides, it could just be that there’s a thousand types of jerks, and each kind needs their own metaphor.”

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                                  “Who needs a thousand metaphors                                   to know you are not supposed to                                   be a dick.”

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“I can do it after I’m done killing people!”

“Oh no, you won’t! Now, you listen up: that Clubberskull is having its baby now!”

“And since someone closed all the Underworld hospitals, you have to deliver it! Now, get moving!”