#THATS MY GIRL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[particlewaveform]

[redstonedust]

phenomenom thats been bothering me that i could only express via an mspaint reverse boomer comic

[depresed-duck]

this was funnier in my head

[yutamayo]

Get car seats for my kids first.

[fraternum-momentum]

uh

[suntails]

love will truly live

[paintedcrows]

Biting you. Biting you. Biting-

[idolomantises]

Mara and Isaac Redesign

[Tapas / Patreon]

[arielluva]

a dead ideal

[chiangyorange]

the chain but on a scale of who says hooray yippee and wahoo

is this anything.

[c--3phoe]

please tell me you guys see my vision

like its the same, theyre the same

i mean it even works this way, cause you know silver/grey, same same but different.

[galaxicnova]

you forget to charge yourself so your body automatically enters low power mode. you reach for your cable, but autonomous movement was deemed lesser than core function, so all your servos go offline at once, leaving you trapped in your own body.

you lay there in a heap, fingertips millimeters from your charger. yet you aren’t worried. your core can last for weeks in this state, without all those hydraulics and higher processing power draining your electricity cells.

your partner finds you hours later, though in your drained haze it felt a lot shorter. her touch imparts a brief static tug back to awareness, your subdued sensors briefly overwhelmed after so long in such a low power environment.

she lays on the floor, filling your cameras viewport with her face (eventually recognized as “smug”). she asks you something, but your taxed system’s language recognition fails to identify a meaning.

you just lay there in response, endlessly buffering.

she sits you up against the wall, letting you see her in her entirety as she grabs your charger and begins fiddling with your access ports, her fingers grazing the unshielded metal of the outlets.

biostatic impulses are a lot stronger than most organics realize.

she finds the right port and gently inserts the charging cable, instantly filling you with sensations as all your previously-dampened subsystems flare back to life, your body subtly jolting back to working order.

your movement and vocal systems still won’t work for a while as a precaution until your battery level gets higher, but the instant spinning up of your fans lets your partner know exactly how you’re feeling.

with a kiss, again lighting up your newly responsive sensors, she leaves, eagerly awaiting your return to full functionality.

you stay seated, replaying the sensation of her kiss over and over.

[lilypadqueen]

based on that one bit of thieves den dialogue

[sunburstsandmoonshadows]

so i've gotten around to watching gravity falls,

the quote is from this text set:

[ohai-here]

priorities

[depresed-duck]

my stupid children omg