#THAT IS THE TGCF PLOT

[yumemiruuuu]

Feng Xin: Hua Cheng is not normal

Mu Qing: Hua Cheng is not normal

Ling Wen: Hua Cheng is not normal

Literally everyone: Hua Cheng is not normal

Hua Cheng: meow

[kav3h]

tfw. tfw ur life is ruined by this dudes brother who swaps ur fate. so u craft a secret identity and a super dramatic revenge plot, but then the dude befriends u. and ur plotting to ruin his life but ur also deeply in love w him.

[muzsmocsing]

The elusive fun moments of book 4

💧 Shi Qingxuan ascending while getting white girl wasted on a Tuesday afternoon.

💧 Hua Cheng putting on a little fashion show in the middle of a mission for his gege's entertainment.

💧 The giant bone fishes getting distracted by the overwhelming urge to give Fangxin little kisses.

💧 When Pei Ming was asking uncomfortable questions so Hua Cheng told him to kill himself.

💧 Xie Lian forgetting that ghosts don't need CPR.

💧 When Xie Lian had to stop Quan Yizhen from taste testing a large vat of suspicious black dye in a haunted factory.

💧 Quan Yizhen stealing a raw yam from the kitchen for sustinence before Xie Lian can render it inedible.

💧 The biohazard meatball incident

💧 "Hey Ling-" "No." "Understandable have a good day."

(Book 2, 3, 4, 5, 6)

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

"What do you mean their name isn't Beef?"

(for @moondal514)

[hualianschild]

[juicedpeachy]

modern! moshang

[goatpunches]

the heavenly emperor has a brand new toy

(inspiration under the cut)

[wonderb0n]

Do you guys think that if Shi Qingxuan had called the right name, things would have ended differently? Even the slightest possibility?

I remember thinking when I first read the novel that SQ's plea, so raw and desperate, had managed to reach HX. I felt it in my stomach. A spark of mercy that shattered the instant they called the wrong name.

That's also something that catches my attention. HX said you called the wrong name instead of saying idk anything else to refute SQ's pleas (everything would have been valid, honestly). I felt like, in itself everything that happened was worthy of his fury, not being called his real name was just the last straw. But why would it be if it's not because he cared?

[theballadofmars]

"I want more unreliable narrators" bitch you can't even handle these three

[levemetal]

I got Procreate and gave it a test run with some silly AU sketches of course

So have Calamity SJ adopting Hong‘er! Ft. my silly calamity MNQ AU and it’s inevitable conclusion of atticwife Jun Wu in the second pic because I am no longer in control here.

SY tried to be the cool uncle, unfortunately YQY is the cooler uncle so he got the Feng Xin treatment. Binghe about to start beef with a child lmfao.

Ling Wen is new heavenly emperor and I ensure you she is as overworked as ever, but she does not care about heavenly officials marrying calamities anymore. First was YQY, and then Jun Wu. Xie Lian and Shi Qingxuan are really not trendstarters here.

[happypeachsludgeflower]

I’m just gonna lay here in my bed of dissociation and possibly grow moss in my lungs and let woodland critters burrow into my corpse to make themselves at home while I wither away into the ether from brainrot.

[dearmyloveleys]

the way I can tell mdzs was written more seriously (tone wise) than the other two bc there’s no sword rental or immortal discord servers in there

[piosplayhouse]

The way people recommend TGCF as an alternative to shows like Heartstopper or Love Simon is so funny to me. That's like if I told you I wanted to watch a movie with a het relationship in it and my favorite movie is Pretty In Pink and then you told me I should go watch LOTR

[lazycranberrydoodles]

modern AU where they meet again at the fast food place Xie Lian works at and Hua Cheng has to figure out how to romance a customer service employee

[muzsmocsing]

Digging through the depths of book 6 to find some fun moments

🎭 Fengqing being FLABBERGASTED their shit disguises didn't work on their literal childhood best friend.

🎭 Mu Qing immediately recognizing who the statues are of because no one else in history wore robes that cunty (a victory that belongs to him. because he made them).

🎭 When Mu Qing got fed up with Xie Lian and went "I think if he wrote 'suspicious' on his face on his face, you'd suddenly forget how to read."

🎭 Mu Qing being too scared to fight Xie Lian so he immediately passed the task to Feng Xin.

🎭 The way Xie Lian's mom's cooking had everyone literally crying and screaming and throwing up.

🎭 When even in the middle of being chased by his worst nightmare Xie Lian had mental space to analyse how rebellious and sexy Hua Cheng is.

🎭 Hua Cheng's detailed plan on how to defeat White No-Face: "All we're doing is heading inside to eliminate an eyesore, then breaking through the Kiln again. That's it. It's not like it's hard."

(Book 2, 3, 4, 5, 6)

[biboomerangboi]

Been thinking about the homoerotic potential of Xianle Quartet again and I think I’ve figured out the best/funniest way for the post canon dynamic to play out: Xie Lian gets his offical harem.

And no I don’t mean Xie Lian just gets to hold hands with everyone. I think Hua Cheng who wants Gege to be happy and give him everything he wants but also genuinely believes he’s better than Feng Xin and Mu Qing starts acting like the Wife and Feng Xin and Mu Qing are Xie Lians concubines.

I think it would start with Hua Cheng giving them strictly solicited times to be with Xie Lian and then later when Xie Lian admits he feels something more about the two of them he would get real into it.

He makes it extremely clear he’s the first and most important wife in this game and they play by his rules. They deal with his times and get to see him give Xie Lian really extravagant gifts to wear when he spend time with them as well as giving him lots of love bites not to mention lots of little digs and because Fengqing are Fengqing they instantly match the energy.

The Harem games begin.

There’s so much side comments and subterfuge and of course fights to see who is the favourite while also convinced that it won’t be them because they start to notice all the beautiful things about their competitors in a really homoerotic way.

They would all start to act nice with each other when they are with of Xie Lian because they notice that he likes that and they have points to win. So there are lots of group spars and meals with a general play nice vibe to them. Until they reluctantly start to like playing nice but are also be thinking fuck these guys. These two guys are the worst people in the world.

Then of course Xie Lian goes away for a few days on a mission and they all lose it . They will literally have no one to perform for and yet they are all still being so petty and in each others business, then each others faces, and then suddenly they are all in each others bed.

Xie Lian naturally comes back to this and is delighted by this development.