#THAT I AM BEING QUIZZED ON

[only-by-the-stars]

*strangles the person who wrote the continuing education unit quiz I'm taking*

if this. is supposed to be on material in this pdf I've downloaded. then you should maybe think about

PUTTING THAT INFORMATION IN THE FUCKING PDF, YOU STUPID ASSHOLE

[wizgays]

Draco and Harry, if they had just accepted their feelings during hogwarts

Draco: Surprised you haven’t blown up the Potions classroom yet, Potter

Harry: Jealous of my brewing skills, Malfoy? Or just looking for a reason to sit closer?

Draco: *smirks* As if I’d want to copy you, I prefer doing it the right way

Harry: Right way? It seems like you just want to show off

Draco: *leans in* And if I was, would it be working?

Harry: Depends on who you’re trying to impress

Draco: I think you know

[raineyraven]

i really love the oh hellos and it always makes me kind of sad to see soldier poet king made into trendy quizes and stuff about who's a soldier who's a king or whatever. because it's a really deep song and an important part of the concept album it's a part of, but it gets simplified and taken out of its original context. the soldier, the poet and the king are not separate, they are the same character, the protagonist of the album whose conflict involves struggling to escape from an abusive relationship. soldier poet king is about the protagonist overcoming their abuse, using the second coming of jesus as a metaphor for the return and self-realisation of the protagonist. it is a triumph of the protagonist depicted through biblical symbolism. the soldier, the poet and the king all refer to jesus, and also to the protagonist.

like this song is so deep and meaningful!!! i strongly encourage people who like soldier poet king to listen to the full dear wormwood album and get the context of the rest of the story; soldier poet king is a midpoint in the narrative. and it is a complex and absolutely beautiful narrative.

[bastardcosmonaut]

take this quiz and put in the tags which mitski tweet you get

[kwonhochi]

tagged by the lovely @honeycafes <3!!!

what human emotion am i?

i’ll tag @firingbeams @dumdum0515 @spaecgirl @pineapple-frenzy @mini-svt @irlvernon @aprilshowermp3 @ambivartence if you wanna!! + anyone who wants to join in :3

[randomszzz]

"love has always been the world's best secret ingredient" -> "I'd rather just get rid of them" Joshua kiryu

"there's only one way to stay alive in this shibuya: Trust your partner" -> "in a way, he's been alone all his life" Joshua Kiryu

[jjsanguine]

This bath scene...? And either of these people went on to get engaged to a man after this?

[trickstersaint]

Loved the uquiz you made. Do you have more?

man do i!!! fans of the new patron saint quiz + the poetry on this blog in general will almost definitely enjoy its older sister assigning you a catholic saint! lots more poetry in there but with a more specifically religious focus and it will not be as mean to you as the patron saint one <3

list of other uquizzes i've made here! they are all much older and anything past the saint ones will not be as well-written but i am going to try and make some new ones soon :) the supervillain one and the moomin one hold up i think... if you take any of the other ones and they are silly. be nice to high school me. he did not plan on them being seen by a wide audience.

[sanguine-salvation]

🔪 statistical character personality test. take the linked quiz from the perspective of your character, then select 5 - 10 results from the complete matches list that you feel resonate with your character the most.

Selina Kyle (Gotham): 89% Mystique (X-Men): 88% Natalie (Yellowjackets): 86% The Joker (The Dark Knight): 85% Maleficent (Maleficent): 85% Yennefer (The Witcher): 85% April Ludgate (Parks and Recreation): 83% Dr. Hannibal Lecter (The Silence of the Lambs): 83% Ursula (The Little Mermaid): 83% Amy Elliott Dunne (Gone Girl): 83% Cassie Thomas (Promising Young Woman): 83% Kate Austen (LOST): 82% Louise Belcher (Bob's Burgers): 82% Villanelle (Killing Eve): 81% Rosa Diaz (Brooklyn Nine-Nine): 81%

// I just had to go to 15 because some of these are so hilarious in context

Note: I tried to select ones I was most familiar with, but I have not seen ALL of these! Tell me what you think!

Tagged by || @themckaytriarchy (thank youuuu) Tagging || @zigg--muses, @oflostinfound, @babydxhl, @katarinawilliams,

@bleedinghearth, @elisethetraveller, @thewomanwholaughed, @the-arkham-librarian,

@arkhamcalamity

AND WHOEVER ELSE WANTS TO PLEASE I NEED TO SEE YOUR LISTS SO BADLY THIS WAS SO FUN, TAG ME SO I CAN SEE

[theverumproject]

I took this quiz by @callisteios "What would you be the god of" and it was really fun!

Well... I don't have a good relationship with werewolfs and vampires... (One doesn't like garlic bread and the other one... They're a little bit better... But still) So I would absolutley not wanna be either of those. Buuuuut, fucking monsters? Fuck yeah! My current crush is The Boiled One 😍❤️ Really down bad for them! Horrifying monstrosities are the best and most fuckable things everrrrr!

[s0ckh3adstudios]

Hey random but if there's anything I'm ever somehow being disrespectful about or saying incorrectly or doing wrong things, PLEASE let me know because chances are I have absolutely no idea. Because the last thing I want to do is something disrespectful or offensive

[crescenthistory]

I HAVE A THOUGHT ☝️☝️ academic rivals who become fwb to “sabotage” the other

[tangleweave]

Which Of the TOS Crew Are You?

Beta Ray Bill's Incredibly Wrong Result:

CHEKOV(?!)

I won't lie - you're kind of a bastard, but you're also a genius (no wonder you're the youngest member of the bridge crew!). Even if you mess up sometimes, you remain confident and daring. You're probably a master at trolling. Some may find you annoying, but they're probably just jealous of your stunning hair and nationality.

"... When this device asked my name, I said Beta Ray Bill, not Peter Parker."

--

Tagged Demanded by: @mutiineer

Tagging: Nope, not gonna tag anyone for this one, I'm lying on the ground from the sheer wrongness.

[icewindandboringhorror]

finally settling once and for all... with the evidence laid out plainly.. which of these brother boys is more stinkys ,,,

[jadetheblade4]

Rereading Beastars for the third or fourth time already and it kind of makes me want to draw my own sona for the universe

[neon-zoologist]

i just checked the answers for one of my online weekly quizzes so I could know which one I got wrong and turns out I just misclicked