#THAT HOLE?? DEFeated!!!'

[shotmrmiller]

who would last the longest in a romantic cuddle before going for a cheeky grope

kyle cuz however long it takes for you to want more than a cuddle he'll triple that in the bedroom

[berryblu-arts]

hehe, messed up and over the top harumi design <3

edit: shoutout to this post for the idea!

and this video for the motivation!! <- amazing ninjago edit!!! go watch itt!!!

[askblueandviolet]

Mayor always looks so dashing in his suit, but I was wondering what his favorite type of lounge wear/comfy clothes are. Also, his thought on Crocs shoes.

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[frennec-fox]

I refuse to let go! 🌟

[russenoire]

Top 5 MP100 scenes

(manga, confessions arc) the policeman listening to a briefing on a sinkhole (and several people trapped under it) that shigeo has just caused... who tries to stop the wild-haired lantern-eyed nonverbal boy anyway when the child crosses his path. gotta admire the man's chutzpah.

(manga, omake) the 'shut up and eat' scene, and reigen's weird fussiness about how others like their meat. bonus points for teru emptying his wallet and hanging it out to dry by ordering half the menu.

(anime, s2e2) shigeo's panic attack when reigen asks him to exorcise the peaceful ghost family at the behest of his shitty clients. it's the only real sense we get of the boy's inner world encompassing that of the living and the dead, a fact so normal that it passes largely without comment by shigeo himself.

(anime, s1e5) ???%!shigeo's first appearance in the story. the petty and fucked-up ways his pissed-off soul humiliates teru after the boy strangles him, including draining his powers from his groin? raw AF and entirely unnecessary and i love it so.

(anime, s1e1) the intro. 90 seconds or so of eldritch shigeo battling colorful yōkai and then self-destructing when cornered in order to wipe out all his enemies... that also passes without comment.

[zatyrlucy]

Yesterday I saw Beetlejuice 2, and it was very meh, especially the ending. I have not been in a movie theater in ages, and I come back to this?? *sigh*

But I guess I should be thankful it could have been worse. I wouldn't mind watching a Beetlejuice 3 tho, or a TV show. There were so many new characters there could be plot for another 2 movies I swear. Spoilers in the tags.

[kitsquared]

I think it's really funny but also a show of how naive and careless dazai was at 15 and 16 cuz he would make these dramatic confrontations to both Rimbaud and Verlaine and expect them to give up or stop them only for both to demonstrate the scale of their ability that leaves him speechless after

[davekatzdefensesquad]

Who do I need to call to get this to stop? CROCTOBER?!

[heljay]

I'm putting this here because it'd go unseen on my main

People really think Monty murked Bonnie when Monty has a three-time losing streak against small human children, I don't think he'd win a one-on-one with a fellow animatronic

[kachawo]

Oh dear,

"--I just really want to say that without you and your department, our company would have ended years ago! So let me give you this one fun thing!"

Wei Ying stumbled on a stack of papers on the isle, silently cursing his inability to perceive his surroundings and make a phone call at the same time.

"Sir Hamilton sir! I appreciate the offer-- we all appreciate the thought but uh-" he paused for a breath, pressing the mute button in time to chide Susan's uncleanliness.

"You see, our head assistant Song Lan just announced he and his husband adopted a baby! And they badly want all of us to come. It's tonight. Right now. We're out right now."

He hopes it wasn't too harsh and out in the open, I mean-- this is the chairman for god's sake! (He doesn't believe in that) And he'll rather stake out a graveyard for two weeks straight looking for some poor but computer-genius sod to recruit into his gaggle of working zombies (literally) than go out in the streets, jobless, again, with two dozen working zombies!

Look. He may have been the greatest necromancer and dark-arts practitioner, but that was a good thousand years ago! Sure, he liked prancing around, pranking people scaring them for shits and giggles, but was because back then you could literally just claim a mountain as your home and pick up money from graveyards!

The modern-day society is hell! Worse than hell! He has to pay taxes! He has rent! Healthcare is shit and it practically drains your health out of you!

He shouldn't even need it!!!

"What? Oh but that's unfortunate! Not the baby though- congrats on the couple! Anyway- so if not tonight what about Sunday ah? A great day to--"

"Oh so sorry sir! We all have the plague by Sunday, you'll have to excuse me Dexter just got hit by a car and you're breaking up- have a nice time with the barbeque! Don't catch the Bone's Curse bye!"

He hung up the phone and dropped it like hot potato. Wei Ying groaned loudly as he feels a headache form at the base of his skull.

"So much for keeping a job." He says groaning again.

A louder groan competes with his next to the cubicle he stops by.

"Oh shut up Susan, you should be glad I pay you at all!"

[mycenaae]

he wants you in pieces for the privilege of putting you back together as he sees fit. every time armand shittalks daniel he is projecting sooooooo fucking hard!!!!!!!!!

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[eyes1nthewoods]

why are all the free dragon egg dice bag crochet patterns impossible to understand

[creaturefeaster]

wire bringing back the old woohoo!! will jake ever return to canon... i miss him <\3

if he returned hed be a minor villain because i want him to be kicked and for him to eat dirt

[cantankerouscatfish]

bro wtf, this is late May weathers. get outta here.