#THANK YOU for sharing this holy shit

[tiptoelightlypastmymind]

One time i really wanted to try American style pizza, because it always looked really good on TV, so i tried looking up American style pizza places on google maps and found somewhere about two hours away. A bus ride later, i discovered to my surprise that this pizza shop was in a red light district, and the street was lined sex toy shops, brothels, and at least one gay club (catered to bears, going by the images on the wall outside) called "The Meat Market".

Now I am liberal minded and sex positive, but i am also a socially anxious farm girl raised in a rural area, and i hadnt lived in the city long, i had never even been near a red light district in my life, and i had come here for pizza, not penises, so this turn of events stunned me a bit.

While staring in surprise at my new surroundings, about two dozen or so muscular men, all dressed identically in white tank tops and blue cargo shorts, walked up the street and down the stairs into The Meat Market, which didn't help the feeling that i had encountered a glitch in the matrix.

I did find the pizza shop, but they were out of pizza for the night :(

this is my favorite story anyone has shared with me on this webbed site. i've been trying to come up with a response for what feels like ages. there is nothing i can add to this. it's perfect.

[painful-vomit]

I made my merch as I said, I would

This is INCREDIBLE! Excellent work! Lovely craftsmanship, too!

[shima-draws]

Dunno if you've followed much on latest SAO-game but have like, seen the Yujikiri-food there - it's grown to a freaking wedding feast 😢

YUJIKIRI WEDDING CANON????

THEY’RE FUCKIGNGN MA R RI E D???????

[a-concert-just-for-me]

May have gotten fuck-all done today, but at least I didn’t [redacted] like I wanted to. Small wins for the criminally insane‼️

[j00stkl31n]

Speaking of hands, i feel like we are not talking enough about the second photo in this post....

https://www.tumblr.com/guysofeurovision/747920400204349440?source=share

BRO I HAVE NOT SEEN THOSE PHOTOS HOLY FUCKING SHIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTT REBLOGGING THAT ON HERE RN OMFG

[ruelpsen]

So... extremely NSFW story from recently that I felt compelled to share. I'm able to chug a full can of soda and hold it all in without burping, though it's def EXTREMELY uncomfortable as you'd expect. I thought it was a great idea a couple days ago to do that and try to get off without burping the whole time and it. God it was so hot. It was hard to even focus on getting myself off while trying to keep all the air down. I'm also 200+ pounds so I can't get off without my arm being against my fat ass stomach, so I was unintentionally shaking my stomach around the whole time with the side of my arm which made it even harder to not burp. I somehow managed to do it but I was so spent that I burped like immediately as my orgasm started. It was such an experience I highly recommend

Oh my fucking GOD this seriously has to be one of the hottest things to ever hit my inbox! Like holy fuck I mean it. Goodness, you must've been so tight holding all that air in alone, and holding it long enough and with the shaking on top of that? That's genuinely impressive, holy shit. And oh holy fuck the fact that you burped as you came?From not having the physical restraint from holding it back any longer??? FUCK that sounds like such an incredible (not to mention ridiculously hot) experience!

[searidings]

I love your fic so much that I bookbinded it ! Japanese bookbinding has become a hobby of mine recently and I just had to do this one.

Seriously, I re-read it enough already to know it by heart but it still makes me laugh and squeal every time. Thank you for this gem 🥰

[fuckmeyer]

Hey bestie i hope u are doing well and are happy! I just wanted to let u know that I found your fics at the start of the summer and they were just an absolute balm to my weary little soul and I wanted to say thank you for writing them!!! I’ve been going back and re-reading my favorite bits and then of course re-reading the whole saga and do u know what??? I got to that part in the first one IN THE FIRST ONE!!! where Alice pulls the fire alarm and Bells and Edward go outside and he gives her his coat and she reaches into the pocket and feels a folded up piece of paper and BESTIE IT HIT ME LIKE BELLS’ CHEVY THAT IS THE PAPER CRANE HE STARTED CARRYING AGAIN!!!! something something Bells holding her life in her own hands without even knowing it something something Edward offering Bells the choice to be with him long before offering the choice to be with him something something it was inevitable no matter what either of them chose this was all decided long before any decisions were made UGH YOUR MIND!!!

So anyway I have very little to offer but I would like to give you my favorite head cannon (this does not need to go anywhere, its just silly)  Basically in my mind Emmett likes vending machines. I mean, he’s a guy who grew up in the great depression and now has all this money, so seeing a machine that gives you food at the press of a button?? and also he’s mated to a mechanic, so like all in all he just thinks they’re awfully Neat and so like at least once a day at the high school he gets a snack out of the vending machine, and if he’s out anywhere and sees one, he’s grabbing some snacks because it’s also just a very Normal Human Thing to Do. There’s nothing he can really do with the snacks though, and Esme found out that the reason why they had an ant problem one summer was because Emmett had a stash in the back of his closet. So then he starts unwrapping them and leaving them outside the house, just to see if any animals will come closer. He and Alice do experiments to see if a Babe Ruth will be more popular than a bag of sun chips, etc. etc. And what do you know it works! Emmett essentially winds up with a small mob of raccoons he’s secretly feeding, he’s bribing Edward to not tell Esme and Carlisle, Jasper is working to see if the raccoons can be emotionally influenced to assist in the Great Prank War, Rosalie is naming some of them after famous inventors, but then they start getting into Esme’s garden and Carlisle is starting to get suspicious and like maybe one day Jasper accidentally eats Hedy Lamarr and now he knows what flamin hot cheetos taste like oopsies. 

Anyway Edward’s started bringing this human girl around and Emmett can pass snacks off to her when they’re at family baseball games, or sneak them into her coat pockets for later. He’s noticed she likes the pop-tarts, and is now doing experiments to see which flavor she goes for. She’s not a raccoon army, but… there’s potential.

Hope work is ok and you are able to rest! ok gnight <3

hi bestie!!!! what a treat to get this in my box, thank you so much for writing to me!!! and thank you for taking the time to read my fics! i'm so happy you've been enjoying them so far. i LOOOVE leaving little details like that for people to find and i'm SO HAPPY YOU FOUND IT YAY!!!! SOMETHING SOMETHING BELLA HOLDING HER LIFE IN HER HANDS IS GENIUS.

also, THAT HEADCANON! i love it so much! like just that he likes vending machines alone is amazing. i would bet he loves arcades for the same reason; like, it's Machines and Games in one package??? INCREDIBLE. i love the idea that every time Emmett finds a new vending machine (like that one that makes whole-ass pizzas) he just can't help himself and Goes to Town.

BUT THEN. THE BIT ABOUT THE ANIMALS? INCREDIBLE. SHOWSTOPPING. WHAT A FUCKING MENACE. of COURSE he would use Hedy Lamarr as a tool for his Latest and Greatest Prank. of COURSE Jasper would try to influence the raccoon army's emotions. Edward is of course bribed for the right price because for all his morals he is lowkey shady and ALSO ants have been getting into Rose's wardrobe so it's kind of a bonus for him. when he sees Emmett start to feed all these snacks to Bella and experiment with Pop Tart flavors i am SURE he's giving a side-eye to Emmett so hard lmao. i love all of this so much.

BELLA ISN'T A RACCOON ARMY BUT THERE'S POTENTIAL 💘💘💘💘💘

(ok but CAN i incorporate this hc somewhere PLEASE???? if not that's ok but this is actually brilliant & would work perfect for a Bella/Emmett scene i have outlined in the next fic 👀)

p.s. thank u for the well wishes, hope you're doing well too!

[bandsanitizer]

the amount of grief in leftover is just… the trash can metaphor. the idea of how much grief is made of pain and sadness and wanting to do away with it, but also… grief comes from love. you often don’t grieve that which you never held love for. and so in grief there is pain and sadness and anger but also love. and to have loved someone and to continue to love them pass their time in your life is to live with grief. and so the trash can will fill with a lot of things and even when we try to empty it… it often remains full because despite it all, love remains.

[allylikethecat]

One of my wonderful wonderful mutuals conspired with ANOTHER one of my incredible incredible mutuals to get a box of friendship bracelets to me, many of which featured ~Allylikethecat~ things like Pop and On a Friday and Fictional!Gatty. If anyone needs me I’ll be crying in my hotel room because I cannot BELIEVE that writing fic has brought such kindness and such wonderful people into my life 🩵

[crabussy]

I'm so close to deleting that rice poll post because somehow people can't even behave about rice. holy shit

if anyone can find the post can you send it to me? it's vanished from my blog for no reason

[wanderingchocolateeclair]

*knocks on the door and drops this off*

:]

HOLY FUCKIDNFG SHIT OH MYNGOD!!!!!!!

AAAAAHFGKJHDFH??????? /POS

The noise of sheer happiness that I made when I saw this was indescribable /lh

LOOK AT THEM OUGGHHHHHH I LOVE THEM!!!!!

THE WIND!!!!!! SUCH A GENTLE TENDER MOMENT IN THE MIDST OF THE WAVES AND THE WIND ARUHJFVDFJDHFKJS /POS

Thank you SO much for sending me this oh my god- This made my day <333

[antiyourwokehomophobia2]

I was about 7 when I met my first love. I didn't even know she was a crush, I just knew that I wanted to invest all my time in her. I didn't know that was love, I didn't even know that I was gay. When I realized we were no longer in the same school, and communicating at that time was difficult. I moved to another country and when I was a teenager when we reconnected, and when that happened I once again felt that special happiness I had in her company. Then I found out that she is bisexual, but she was interested in someone else. Now we talk from time to time, and I can't say I still feel the same since we barely talk. But yes, it is very possible to go for years without confessing your feelings lol, for me it was a mixture of not understanding my feelings, fear of rejection, and life circumstances. I still want to get close to her, but I'm far away and she has other friends who are closer and know her current self. While I only have childhood memories and some online interactions. So our story will continue lol

Oof, this ask gives me so many feelings.

[fiepige]

Hey I just wanted to let you know that your comments on crying wolf have done SO MUCH for me over the past weeks. Seriously I go back and reread them at least once a day and they're such a delight every time. I oftentimes feel like my writing is subpar and not up to scratch when compared to other authors (terrible habit, I know, but one that's hard to kick) and your comments reassure me that at least I'm doing something right! I've also never attempted anything like crying wolf before - I never really got into writing action or violence but I'm being self-indulgent right now anyway because I figured if I enjoyed reading and watching it then I should have a crack at making some for myself. And as with most things, it takes a while to really get the hang of it (and I'm bad at accepting that I might be bad at something).

This is just a really long-winded way of saying thank you for your comments. Readers like you really encourage and motivate us to keep chugging along <3

(This is candyfloss-esophagus btw. If you hadn't realised by now lol)

Hey thank you so much for sending this message! I'm honestly just sitting here like:

Your writing is amazing and it makes me so happy to hear that my comments mean so much to you! Idk how to explain it but reading your fic just makes me feel so many great emotions!

I've been thinking about chapter 3 all day and I get this great bubbly feeling in my chest whenever I think about it? Idk how to describe it, but it just makes me feel incedibly good whenever I think about it? Does that make sense? Probably not but I don't know how else to articulate it ^^'

(Also that last line hits me so hard every time! I'm stil NOT over it!!!)

Like Idk I haven't read a lot of fics that had such a big impact on me emotionally (in a good way!) so I really want to do what I can to support you in return!

(Seriously I love how you write, your way with words is so creative and it really sets the scenes so well! Like I can just FEEL the tone of the scenes when I read them)

[rubberbandballqueen]

*head in hands* i straight up do not know how kindergarten teachers accomplish anything

[dragonwysper]

IT DOES??????

it takes 10 layers of the water filter to completely drown a tumblr screenshot if anyone was wondering