#THANK YOU AZZY THIS IS HILARIOUS

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@hoodie-prince-kid

[bbydoll18xx]

Can you please please please do Paige Bueckers or Azzi Fudd or Nika Mühl x short fem girlfriend please

Short Stuff

Paige Bueckers x Short fem girlfriend

Themes: flufffff

Word Count: 815

Well since you asked so nicely, here you go! I decided to do a collection of little blurbs. Sorry it took a hot min! I am 5’4", so this was fun to write lol 

If you guys have more requests, send them my way!!

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“I’m not that short!” KK protests indignantly, her arms crossed over her chest childishly. The other members of UCONN’s women’s basketball team giggle at her protests, reveling in the fact that in comparison to the rest of them, she was definitely shorter.

You chuckle from where you’re sitting on your girlfriend’s lap, amused that KK was lowkey getting bullied for being 5’9" when you were much shorter.

“Guys, be nice. KK is very tall,” you defend, giving her an understanding look.

“Okay, so boom, you’re my favorite,” KK declares earnestly, sticking her tongue out mockingly at Paige. 

Paige’s eyes narrow at KK, and she pulls you in tighter to her body protectively.

“Her short ass is mine,” Paige smirks, pulling you in for a kiss, eliciting groans from the rest of the team.

~

“Paigey,” you whine, dragging the syllables of your girlfriend’s name from the tip of your tongue. You had joined Paige and the team for a night out at the bar, and you had gone a little bit past your typical limit. The haze of the alcohol, mixed with the intoxicating feel of Paige’s touch had you feeling woozy. “Can you carry me?” you pout up at your girlfriend, flashing your puppy dog eyes for good measure. It was impossible for Paige to say no to you, and your pleading look and jutting bottom lip has your girlfriend lifting you up into her arms in mere seconds. 

“You’re lucky you’re so cute. And tiny,” Paige mumbles, a fond look plastered upon her features. 

“I’m lucky I have such a nice, sexy, tall girlfriend,” you slur drunkenly, as you enjoy the ride up the stairs back to Paige’s apartment. 

As you enter the apartment, she carries you into the bathroom and sits you onto the counter. 

“Gotta get my pretty girl ready for bed,” Paige says, already pulling out the stuff you kept in her bathroom cabinet. She helps you brush your teeth and take off all your makeup before lifting you back off the counter and taking you to her bed.

“I love you,” you mumble against her neck as she wishes you a good night with a gentle kiss pressed to your forehead.

~

“Hey, baby,” you say, getting Paige’s attention. You show her a tiktok where a couple trades outfits. “Let’s do this!” You exclaim, causing a chuckle to leave Paige’s mouth.

“Babe, I won’t fit in those tiny, little dresses you like to wear. But what the hell, I’m down,” she assents.

30 minutes later, you are setting up your phone, already dressed in one of Paige’s Nike tech tracksuits and a pair of her shoes. You were swamped in her clothing, and her shoes made you look like a clown. 

“Girl, you look hilarious,” Kayla laughs. “I can’t wait to see Paige in one of your dresses!”

“Me, too!” you giggle. “Thanks again for helping out.”

“I would never miss this,” she responds, finishing the signature braided ponytail that Paige wore for game days.

A few minutes later, Paige emerges from the bathroom, clad in a sundress and heels. You had done her makeup, and her hair was down in soft blonde waves.

You squeal in delight, running up to her and gushing at how pretty your girlfriend looked. 

“My ass is gonna be out,” Paige pouts, attempting to pull the dress further over her thighs. “I don’t know how you wear this shit.”

“I’m okay with your ass being out. And I’m like eight inches shorter than you, that’s why,” you giggle.

Nevertheless, the tiktok blew up, and Paige’s fans loved seeing the height difference.

~

It was no secret that Paige loved to tease you about your height. But when she wasn’t resting her elbow on the top of your head or waving down at you, she was relishing in the benefits of your height. 

She took great pleasure in the way your smaller body fit perfectly against hers. Spooning with Paige was utter perfection, and you spent many nights with content sighs spilling from your mouth as she pulled you close to her, a muscular arm slung across you and a large hand splayed against your belly. 

Your shortness also proved to be quite useful in fitting in small spaces. Paige’s lap tended to be your favorite spot, and you spent many nights curled up flush against her chest with Paige drawing shapes on your legs. Your head always ended up in the crook of her neck, your small exhales tickling the sensitive, pale flesh.

And when Paige hugged you, her chin rested perfectly on the top of your head. Your arms wrap around her slim waist, bringing her close to you, and she moans in content at the contact. Your hugs were addictive to Paige, and your height just added to the perfection. The two of you fit together like two pieces of a puzzle.

~

@cosmopretty I hope this is okay! Thanks for your request :)

[mygaynesshasnolimits]

this angle where azzi literally bites her lip waiting to see p’s reaction like are you joking https://x.com/jppierson/status/1859448914262577315?s=46&t=MP45n3JzJX0NnR6nYj-yTQ

This entire thing is gold. Hilarious, cute, and very homosexual.

Thank you anon.

[goldfades]

i heard manager series?

I have been summoned

also wym angst season 🙁 tis the season of JOY and you’re BREAKING MY HEART (plz continue🤭)

-🐹

HELPP ME for me december is the season of ✨angst ✨ idk why it just IS. but my 12 days of christmas is gonna be all fluff

yes i miss manager series sm, let’s do some headcanons rn now that im thinking about it 🤗 (yes these were in my notes ive been waiting for this)

The freshmen this season are clingy. They immediately latch onto you like baby ducklings and are constantly looking for your approval.

Paige jokes that you’ve got “new toddlers,” but she secretly gets a little jealous when they monopolize your attention. KK is quick to remind them who the original favorite is:

KK: “Y’all can hang out with manager, but don’t forget—I built this relationship.”

TikTok remains a chaotic mess this season, with you reluctantly dragged into every challenge, dance and prank video.

The team introduces a new “Manager Cam,” where they document your reactions during games and road trips.

Fans are OBSESSED.

Paige once stole your phone mid-practice and went live, narrating your every move

Paige: “And here we have the elusive manager in her natural habitat, organizing chaos like a queen.”

You: “Paige, I will delete all your playlists.”

Manager x Paige Moments

Still Keeping it Low-Key (Kinda)

By this point, the team knows about your relationship, but Paige insists on keeping the PDA subtle.

Subtle... except for the way she stares at you during team meetings or how she casually drapes her arm over your chair during dinner.

The freshmen think Paige’s protectiveness is just a team thing until they catch her sneaking forehead kisses when she thinks no one’s looking.

Game Day Rituals

Paige starts a pre-game ritual where she insists on a “good luck hug” from you before every game. The team starts teasing her about it relentlessly.

Azzi: “You’re so subtle, P.”

Paige: “Jealous?”

Fans compile videos of Paige hyping you up on live streams, TikTok, and Instagram.

Paige’s favorites: Paige scrolling through your phone gallery: “My wife’s an artist, guys.”

You ranting about the chaos in the locker room: “You’re so cute when you’re mad, P.”

Paige caught staring at you for the 500th time.

Long Bus Rides = Chaos

The team uses bus rides to get creative with pranks, and you’re often their favorite target.

One time, they taped a life-size cutout of Paige to your seat, captioning it “Manager’s emotional support girlfriend.” You pretended to be mad but secretly found it hilarious.

Paige’s retaliation? She confiscated all the Red Bulls, leaving the team in a sleepy stupor for the next bus rides

Late-Night Conversation

On late-night rides back to campus, you and Paige always end up huddled together in the back of the bus, whispering about anything and everything.

KK once tried to eavesdrop but got caught immediately.

You: “What’re you doing, KK?”

KK: “Uh... team bonding?”

Locker Room Drama and Resolutions aka Conflict Mediator Extraordinaire

This season, you’ve become the go-to person for resolving team drama.

Paige jokingly calls it “Momager Diplomacy,” but you take the role seriously, ensuring the team stays united.

Your “manager death stare” remains undefeated. A single look from you has even the loudest arguments settling within seconds.

Manager Popularity Skyrockets

Thanks to the “Manager Cam” and your frequent appearances on team socials, fans are OBSESSED with you.

A TikTok trend emerges where fans recreate your iconic death stare. Paige films herself trying to imitate it and fails miserably.

Paige: “I just don’t have the same terrifying... yet oddly hot... energy.”

Despite the team knowing, fans are still speculating about your relationship with Paige.

A clip of Paige adjusting your hoodie during a timeout goes viral, with fans captioning it: “Wife behavior.”

Paige still leans on you heavily, especially during stressful games or tough days.

After one particularly hard loss, you stayed up with her in the hotel lobby, holding her hand while she vented.Paige: “I don’t know what I’d do without you.”

You: “Luckily, you’ll never have to find out.”

[wcbblife]

Public love

Prompt (I accidentally deleted the ask sorry): could you do a short story about Paige accepting an award and telling everyone that Azzi and her are dating?

a/n: guys I'm trying to finish all my recent asks in my inbox I swear. Life's been lifin' all of the sudden and I barely have time to write so apologies for that. Got a lot of drafts that I'm working on rn.

Warning: Paige is a yapper. Some spelling mistakes (hopefully not). A bit rushed tbh

“You look hilarious,” Azzi giggled, staring at her phone screen where their FaceTime call was running.

“Thanks, Azzi,” Paige deadpanned, trying to swallow the lump in her throat. She wiped her palms on her pants, only for Brittany to swat her hands away, scolding her.

Azzi's smile softened as Paige protested, her eyebrows furrowing. “You know you don't have to do this, right?”

“Don't start with that, Azzi,” Paige's exasperated tone didn't go unnoticed as she wiped her hands on a nearby towel. “We agreed that today was the day.”

Azzi threw her hands up in defeat, her smile unwavering. “I'm just saying.”

Paige had underestimated how bad her nerves would flare up at the idea of stepping onto a stage full of legends, with cameras recording her every move, to profess her love for her girlfriend to the whole entire world to see. It had been a tough conversation, but Azzi had convinced Paige to wait until the season was over, when they were no longer teammates.

“I'll do it, just you watch.” Suddenly, the normal confidence Paige always had resurfaced as a smug look settled on her face.

Azzi could still see through the facade.

“Hey, you know it's already on in the living room,” Azzi said, flipping the camera to show the TV. It showed the red carpet, which was almost over, and Paige's panic returned.

“Gosh, I just wish you were here.” Paige set her phone in front of her, properly showing her whole upper body to Azzi. She looked stunning. The blonde hunched over, taking a deep breath. “It would be easier.”

“You know I would be there if I could, babe. Something came up.” For a moment, there was complete silence, except for the rustling of Azzi dropping onto her sofa. “Plus, I won't have like… a million cameras shoved in my face. Which is nice.”

“Yeah, you're right.”

“Alright, you two, we gotta wrap it up. Paige, you're up in a few.” Brittany's voice startled the blood out of Paige's face as she flinched.

Azzi giggled. “I'll get going. And Paige… just do what feels right when you get up there, okay?”

“Yeah. I'll try.” She cleared her throat. “I love you.”

“Love you too, Paige.”

______

Paige was totally not ready for it. As the awards passed one by one, she found it increasingly harder to stay still in her seat.

“Bro, do you have ants on your ass or something?” Aubrey chuckled, whispering towards Paige.

“Something like that.” Paige adjusted her suit, applying pressure to her chest. She felt like she was going to throw up.

“Seriously, you good?” From her other side, Ice whispered, her expression a bit more worried than Aubrey's. Even with the makeup, Paige looked pale as a ghost.

“I'm good.”

Aubrey and Ice exchanged questioning looks as Paige didn't even bother to glance at them, her eyes glued to the presenters.

The lump in her throat grew until it was hard to swallow. She tensed when her phone buzzed in her pants.

From: Azzi

You look nervous, babe. [Attached image]

Paige opened the image, seeing a picture of her on the tv screen, jaw clenched and eyes wide.

From: Paige

I look crazy.

From: Azzi

You don't have to do this, Paige.

From: Paige

I want to, Azzi.

Do you not want me to?

From: Azzi

Of course I do.

From: Paige

That's all the I need to hear then.

From: Azzi

I just don't want you to feel stressed or obligated.

Especially in front of such an important stage and audience.

From: Paige

Then it's decided.

“Hey!” CD whispered from behind her. “Put your phone away, missy. This isn't the place for texting.”

“Sorry CD.” Paige rubs the back of her neck, feeling a bit embarrassed to have been called out at such an age. She put her phone away and heard the next award being announced.

Best female college athlete.

Paige straightens up, silently thanking CD from snapping her out of her little daydream. They went through the nominees, teasing the winner before finally announcing the long-awaited name.

Paige Bueckers from the University of Connecticut.

The crowd burst into cheers as Paige let out a huff of air and made her way through the row after a few hugs from her teammates.

She shuffled through the rows and climbed to the stage, where she was met with a few hugs and finally her trophy.

“Wow.” She huffs, looking around the venue, “I would like to start by saying that it's an honor to be able to receive this amazing award for a second time. I can't express just how much it means to stand here after all the hardships thrown my way.”

Speaking to such an intimidating crowd, knowing there were thousands watching from their homes, never got easier for Paige.

“Second, I'd like to thank my family. Thank you for sticking by my side and being my anchor through everything. Without them, I wouldn't be standing here today. And to my teammates, who have been my rock. They were a force to be reckoned with all season, and it was thanks to them that we brought home a championship.”

The crowd hung on her every word.

“It's no secret the injuries that have plagued our team these past seasons and even me a few years ago. It felt liberating knowing that if I ever fell, they would be there to pick me up and I don't think I could ever express how much I love those girls and just how much they mean to me”

Paige thought of Azzi at home, watching her, and the basketball legends before her. She traced the lines of the trophy, clearing her throat.

“To my coaches, who weren't afraid to show me tough love, I appreciate you all. It made my time at Connecticut all the more enjoyable. To Geno, who didn't shy away from telling me how to be the best and how to make those around me be better. I’m glad that I'll be able to call Uconn my home for as long as I live because it's an honor. Whether it sounds odd, I thank God that I tore my ACL while surrounded by such an amazing family because I wouldn't have been able to bounce back in such a dominant manner."

It was now or never.

“One of the main reasons I'm eternally grateful for this program is because I was able to build a deeper relationship with a teammate who you all may know very well,” Paige shifts her hands, feeling them sweat again. “We went through the same injury, and everything was easier to navigate with her around because we just got each other and knew what we were going through. I want to thank her for her love and unconditional support because she deserves that and more. She picked me up when it felt impossible."

She chuckled. Paige had been on big stages many times, but this felt different. The ground beneath her feet seemed to shift as the blood rushed to her ears, muffling the sounds around her. Her surroundings faded as she locked eyes with the big camera before her.

“That's why... I would like to thank my amazing girlfriend, Azzi Fudd, in front of everyone here today because she deserves the world.” Paige hears the muffled sound of gasps and cheers. “So, because I know she's home watching, I love you, baby. None of this would be possible without you.”

Paige took a deep breath, feeling a crushing weight lift off her chest. It was done.

She smiled for the first time that night and looked away from the camera, addressing the crowd. “Thank you for this award. I'll cut my speech short since I know it's running a bit long.” Laughter spread through the crowd, but most looked shocked, especially her teammates. She lifted her trophy with a smile, realizing how little she cared about anyone's opinion. “Thank you.”

______

“Didn't think you had it in you,” Caroline said, opening the door to Paige's makeup room. “Seriously, dude. Getting up there and just saying, 'oh, and I'm dating my bestie by the way' is crazy”

Paige deflated in her chair. After her speech, she had been ushered away for pictures and questions and hadn't heard from her teammates. She hadn't even checked her phone which was undoubtedly flooded with missed calls and messages.

“I wanted to throw up.”

Then, as if on cue, Aubrey, Ice, and KK entered together. “Dude, what the fuck was that?” KK screamed, laughing together with Ice. “Huge balls you got there, dude.”

“Oh, shut up, KK. Like you aren't head over heels over your girl too.” Paige shot back, eyebrows furrowing as she checked her phone. KK and Ice burst out laughing, dragging Aubrey to sit on the couch.

“It's on Do Not Disturb, Paige.” Sensing the urgency, Caroline put a hand on her shoulder, pointing at the unmistakable symbol of DND.

“Thanks.” Paige mumbled, turning it off and feeling relieved as messages flooded in. Hundreds of notifications took over her phone, but she only cared about one.

“Dude, you're already trending on Twitter.” Aubrey showed her screen, Twitter opened, but Paige didn't bother looking.

“Oh, and the articles are already popping up,” Ice added.

Finally, after some searching, Paige found Azzi's message.

From: Azzi

Such a sweet talker.

I love you too Paige

From: Paige

You liked it?

I tried to keep it short but I think that was too little or maybe too much??

I definitely could've added more to it.

What did you think?

Paige stared at the messages, nervous to hear from Azzi.

From: Azzi

Hey, I loved it Paige.

You can always finish it when you get home to me

That validation calmed Paige almost immediately. Nothing seemed to matter anymore.

From: Paige

Wanna call? I could tell you everything now.

From: Azzi

Yeah… if I'm correct, CD is about to burst through that door any second.

Either that or every reporter that was in that building wants to hear from you after that declaration of love in front of the whole world.

Let's wait until you get to the hotel, okay?

Right on cue, the rest of the team entered her room.

From: Paige

Good idea.

Love you

From: Azzi

Love you too

[sellaspeaks]

here you go! https://open.spotify.com/episode/6qpNM1oFKi8kqmWCUKkBw3?si=9bda54f9c9544251

I always feel like a super stalker when i find the most niche content about them 😭

tbh the episode title is a little misleading, the whole thing is mostly about general sports journalism stuff, but I noted the pazzi timestamps:

At 10:00, 12:30, and 24:30: barnes mentions two of the four times she met azzi was with Paige… one was actually when she was in Minnesota interviewing paige for a different piece on Paige and azzi just happened to also be there (ofc lmao)

28:00 is when they talk about azzi being hilarious/goofy and Paige being the quiet one

thank you so much anon!!!

remember if the content was released to the public on purpose you’re not weird for finding and consuming it

ofc azzi would just happen to be there lol

thank you for the timestamps too you’re a saint!

[danwhobrowses]

Critical Role C3 Ep 118 - Initial Thoughts

Well guys I maaaade it

It's 8am (well 9 now) and frosty in England and I had like, 1 hour light snoozing, I'm currently basking in the delusional energy being sleep deprived sustains until the inevitable crash but for now, an episode happened!

First of 2025, first I could watch in full thanks to PTO and willpower, shivering with nerves all day so let's cover the thoughts I remember at least (was staying as still as possible to avoid making noise for the others sleeping, so couldn't do the clickety clacks - and as you can tell by my use of 'clickety clacks' that my verbage may be as loopy as a rollercoaster at times)

Spoilers for the episode

Adorable abnormally named animals that looked more like a pupper and a gerbil, Bandit was true to his name

Oh geez more fucking monologuing, even Sam had the cup thing for it XD

Remember that fanart of Laudna, Orym and Ashton kicking Liliana after verbally dressing her down? Well that but this time with Ludinus, loved the pressing

Got some mini Ludie backstory and it was 'my family died as collateral in the Calamity', it's so hilariously basic at this point he deserved every bit of Ashton's 'get the fuck over it'

Part of me also couldn't help but think of Istho, the reluctant to die Paladin of the Lawbearer imprisoned at the Bloody Bridge literally a year ago, they had the same mantra

Would've been cooler to get a bit more Lawbearer sauce before in this campaign but fairs enough

Fearne just wants to give everyone cupcakes and candy and treats being the vessel of the God Eater like winning the lottery and I love her for it

It's not lost on me as an Ashton fan that Ludie never asked them what they wanted. There's a gist yes of controlling your own fate but still, got a lil' under your skin didn't they?

Chet no, don't try to open the cascade of sigils!

HA! Poofed out of his second monologue

Braius don't call him, you're gonna call him aren't you?

FUCKING LYING WHORE CHEATER BITCH Azzy, how's the family?

Brennan is untouchable but Matt's Fucking Lying Whore Cheater Bitch Azzy M still gives me the feeling of 'you know all the right things to say but I can still hear your manipulation'

Family, Braius, is right here! I get he's been around longer but first it's 'chase away and I'll remain' now it's 'don't let it out', mixed messages

I probably would've laughed to death if Ludie got distracted by the toy, though I do wish it was an Intuit Charge

RAVENOUS VOID OFF THE FUCKING BAT?? I was literally looking at that spell a few days ago

The aoe and save was so fucking high too, and I could've sworn Ashton can't be moved in Titan form, and resists all but Force Damage

Oh shit the neck! The neck comes back around!

God the cast rolled so badly for so long, and he kept saving and using his resistance

Not the neck ladies, the body, da body!

PATE I LOVE YOU

Pate noooo!

IRAAAAAAA I LOVE YOU!

MISTERRRRRR! I LOVE YOU!!

ASHTOOOOOOOON I LOVE YOU! That is my motherfucking barbarian tank killing the concentration

OH MY FUCKING DAYS POWER WORD STUN IMOGEN I FUCKING LOVE YOU!

I was counting the damage, once you knew it was below 150 all it needed was the math

Bless Ashley for wanting to go big but couldn't because of aoe

It had to be Orym, IT HAD TO BE ORYM, how's that for resolve?

Ira laughing in Ludie's face was cathartic too

'I don't want to hurt anyone, or kill anyone' - SAY IT LOUDER FOR THE ASHTON HATERS IN THE BACK!

We were so fucking close though, so close to the 'we can't absorb it but it can't stay here' point, we could've had an option C like sending it to a Demiplane

Surprised me how much Laudna pushed for pro-Predathos, given Imogen's reluctance, and Orym just unable to argue it because it's been argued to death

Oh god is he not dead? Fuckery duck, Laudna you have that ghost tracking thing right?

'What did you do to me, I used to be fun' - you still are you just have mushrooms planned with Fearne for after

Imogen you talked a lot about being free to decide your fate and now you're literally walking towards what 'fate' planned out for you

We are LITERALLY approaching what Ludinus wants to do

Child's voice is a nope, like an absolute nope

Like a 'Guys did we not learn from the Dominox?' nope

Because GUYS DID WE NOT LEARN FROM THE DOMINOX??

Orym insight checked a God Eater, got a whisper, stepped between it and the Ruidusborns, and that was not a red flag??

The collective 'ohhhh' though

Like, I get hearing it out, trying to see if we've simply been misinformed, but the proof is kinda in the pudding and it is dessert time

It knocked Chet into a wall for opposing, that's a nope

Hey Matt don't you think the Primordials partly responsible for this cage would have some resonance with it since we're getting clips of Tengar and Orym's Wildmother vision for all to see?

Imogen and Fearne NO

Predathos the nice hot faun lady told you to wait

Fearne YES but IMOGEN NO!

Fearne Yes! ...right? Answer the question cliffhanger! RIGHT?

I mean she heard her, that's something, are we gonna have to give Imogen her first death in the campaign? Can that staff factor in at all?

Definitely peeved that Imogen went and pulled a Frodo right at the last moment, but like the One Ring in Mount Doom she is being lulled by Predathos muddying her instincts, so I can kinda see why she thought it the kindest option, also le drama I suppose, Laura Bailey had to put her own third wedding one-shot in jeopardy

I have to be at work next week and there's a likelihood that the worst ending happens and Ludinus didn't get his ancient elf ass handed to him permanently ;_; so the stage is different, the health and spell slots are lower, but the fear is the same and I can't stay up for it

Contrary to others though I do still want a happy ending, the Hells aren't bad or evil for what they were attempting; the intentions was still good it was just not right. Someone else would've come, if not Ludinus then someone else with the same plan, but this is why we should've discussed alternatives earlier, this is why a united goal is important and why the Arch Heart fucking up the plan with his visit rubbed me the wrong way

At least now the Hells are gonna be on the same page with Predathos, it's about saving your people - so, save your people

[w1shfullthink1ng]

If the UConn team did the blind deaf and mute challenge who would be what and why?

giggling at this.

I’d see Paige, Jana, Kaitlyn & Ayanna being blind because it would be super chaotic.

Deaf would be KK, Ashlynn, Sarah, Morgan & Aubrey it would be super funny watching them just vibe to music while the girls that are blind make a mess😭

and poor Azzi, Caroline, Ice & Allie would be mute it would be a challenge for sure, they’re the more responsible ones so it would be hilarious watching this unfold

A/N

THANK YOUUU for this ask “r24blog”!! i love answering y’all’s suggestions & requests y’all are so silly. I got an ask about if i was going through with my “sports car” fic for nika & i will write it eventually the song is just suggestive & i suck at writing that😭 y’all seemed to like my “how could we go back to being friends?” fic tho! so maybe i’ll give it another try but lmk if that’s smth y’all wanna see bc I also have a few ideas for paige fics

thanks for reading, love you always

wish signing off🪽

[iheartpaigebueckers]

i missed the live can you do a breakdown

babes SO MUCH happened 😭

nika kk and azzi joined and nika was imitating that girl who says “thank you for the roses!”

georgia amoore was also with them and started dancing

ayanna was being a menace (i love her she’s hilarious)

ines kept laughing at ppl and kicking them out (also menace behavior)

jana was singing snooze and the little girl that was on told her to stop singing because it’s her turn and janas face was so funny and the girl goes “sorry i clocked you”

kayla is an icon

carol joined for like a min

a 15 yr old boy came on and yelled “just like that aubrey” and kayla goes “paige bueckers??” and then they started talking abt paige edits

^same boy also sang country girl shake it for me for ashlynn😭

a girl started singing rich baby daddy

those are my main notes that took a lot of effort

[imaginespazzi]

I’m rereading all of your fics bc I have completely crashed out bc of that bday post (thanks Paige)… and I love all of the pet names you use between Paige and Azzi 😭 like P calling A “baby”, “love”, “babe”… it’s so domestic and makes me think about THE live when Azzi is trying to Paige’s attention and yells “HONEYYY!”

I love these in love love birds so much and man I’m not even bitter or slightly jealous of them anymore 😭 like I can’t be bc their love is too pure and they deserve it so much.

"HONEYYY I'M COLD!" - drunk as fuck Azzi Fudd 😭😭😭

She's literally Paige's princess, it's actually hilarious.

I looooove petnames. Like I adore being called them and I adore using them for my loved ones.

I'm definitely a little jealous because like how tf did you find that at 15? And it's still so pure and precious 7 years later likeee?

[weaverpop]

Berry War™️

(✨~ The Berry War ~✨Finale! )

Enough! - A Lionsword/Lotusnoodle Fic

“Strawberries!”

“Blackberries!”

“Strawberries!”

“Blackberries!”

“Strawberries!

MK’s eye twitched.

“Blackberries!”

Azure’s did the same.

“Strawberries are the perfect fruit! They can go in anything and are loved by everyone!”

Mei knew they loved their partners. They did! And the two poor shmucks had tried so hard to get these two idiots to come to an agreement, to little avail. Jing and Nezha were stubborn as mules, refusing to back down.

It was affecting everyone. The guards oooked miserable Everytime the topic was brought up. Sands strait up avoided tea time with them. Tang and Pigsy had resorted to wearing headphones to block out their fighting. Even Mei herself had stopped eating the fruits in question, just from how many related products the two Li’s shoved at her.

But poor mk and azure. As the partners of said fighting couple, they had no way out of this. Currently, they were seated on opposite sides, just listening to the days current fight.

“Blackberries are a unique taste that requires a fine palette!”

“Blackberries are a disgusting waste of fruit! They don’t even have a real color-!”

“Strawberries are red, not pink! Yet that’s the color they are often associated with-!”

“Strawberries are better-!”

“Blackberries are superior-!

“You wanna fight me on that old man?!”

“I’ll kick your ass you smartass brat!!”

Mei could see the exact moment Mk snapped.

“ENOUGH!”

Nezha and Jing were promptly grabbed by their respective partners, heaved into the air via the back of their shirts. They looked like kittens, and their stunned looks made the whole thing even more hilarious. Mei quickly covered her mouth to hide any laughter as the whole shop fell silent.

“We have had it with you two! All you do is fight over some stupid fruit!” Azure snapped, cutting Jing off as he went to speak. “This whole thing is getting ridiculous! It’s fruit. Not everybody is going to like one of the other! It’s a subjective opinion!”

“Not to mention,” Mk looked at Nezha in particular. “you were fixing to have an actual fight over it! Enough is enough, and I’m putting an end to this right here, right now! If you can’t get along, then you’re both going in timeout!”

Mei had to turn her head to hide her smile, and she could see Pigsy and tang do the same as the two celestials immediately tried to protest, clearly outraged. Timeouts were something Pigsy would do whenever mk and Mei had a bad argument, and it seems Mk was following in his footsteps.

Mk remained steadfast in his decision. “No! No arguing! You’re both going to sit in timeout and have a good think about it!”

Jing looked at Azure with incredulity and a bit of hurt, but azure remain unmoved as well. Mei had to cover her mouth again when the two celestials were moved to opposite sides of the shop and sat in separate booths. But the best part was their reactions. Nezha looked both irritated and offended, but Jing was downright sulking, giving Azure sad eyes and everything!

“Azzy-“

“Enough out of you.”

Oh. OH. Has this happened before?!

Mei took a deep breath, quickly walking to the back as her resolve started to crack. Thank haveans it was only the gang, Pigsy having closed early after the recent battle. Once she was safely out of earshot, she burst into laughter.

“Bwahahahaha! Ohmystarstheirfaces-!” She could barely get the words out between laughs, leaning against the kitchen counter. She vaguely saw Pigsy put down his ladle, head bowed as his own shoulders shook with silent laughter. Tang had no such reservations, laughing right along side Mei. They all laughed for a good little bit, before eventually pulling themselves together.

“So,” panted Tang, wiping some tears. “how long do you think Mk is gonna keep them there.”

“Probably less then an hour. Knowing mk, hed cave the minute Nezha gives him puppy eyes.”

Pigsy snorted, and Tang nodded his head at Mei’s reasoning. “Seems fair.”

True to Mei’s word, it lasted half an hour. Except, it wasn’t Mk, or even azure who broke first. It was Jing. Mei watched as Jing quietly tapped Azures hand, and when azure looked at him with a brow raised, he said something quietly. Mei couldn’t hear, but whatever it was made Azure soften, and he nodded. Azure then whispered something to mk, and he nodded as well. The two of them, Suprisingly, made their way into the kitchen as well.

Everyone else had migrated there after a while, so they were the last two in there. Everyone just looked at Mk and Azure in confusion, Mei included, but they just shook their heads.

Mei peaked back out, and saw Jing sitting across from Nezha. Both looked ashamed, and they were speaking quietly enough that Mei couldn’t hear. But she could tell it was definitely personal. The last thing she saw was the two of them getting up to hug before she quickly pulled her head back.

“So. You two worked things out?” Macaque asked the next day, looking curiously at Jing and Nezha as the shop bustled with people. The two nodded, both looking embarrassed.

“Yes. We have.” Jing confirmed, awkwardly rubbing his neck.

“We’re sorry we made you guys have to step in. We got so caught up in it, we forgot it was supposed to be a fun debate. Not a war.” Nezha rubbed his arm, smiling apologetically.

“It’s fine.” Reassured Mei, the others making noises of agreement. “Just, next time? Maybe don’t get so competitive.”

“We can try,” said Jing, and a slightly mischievous smile came across his and Nezha’s faces. “But it’s in our nature.”

Nezha nodded, his own smile growing. “Who do you think I get it from?”

“Behave.” Mk and Azure chorused together, their tones a deadpan as they whacked their respective partners shoulders. Mei didn’t hold back her laughter this time as father and son pouted.

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And so ends the great berry war!

I hope you all enjoyed this little arch ;)

[bballlvr8]

“Azziiiii let me innnnnn. Pleaseeee open the doorrrrr”

I can fr hear Paige singing in my head 😭 that live was so god damn funny bro LMAO. Thank you KK for that

Azzi is stubborn asf too 🤣 I wonder what Paige did to her have be petty like that lmaoooo (as she should be tho)

bro that shit was hilarious and i can’t believe kk stayed in live while she was doing all of that 😂😂

i’m surprise azzi didn’t fold and open up the door 😂

[azzifudd]

Lmaoooo that Azzi pic you posted with that last ask about Pazzi being UP is hilarious and so fitting 😭

Thank you for the support, I love my fans

[elliesglock]

WAIT i’m so excited for u to go to the game. and a face reveal in the same day come onnnnnnnnnnn

ur acc hilarious i look at ur account probably 100x a day just to see how u respond to these anons and it never fails to make my day

two beautiful face cards in one picture when i get one with azzi i don't know how yall are going to handle it. thank you sm!!! thank you for being here 💕💕

[golden-explosions-main]

Well, let's see, there was the one where everyone was "shifted" around. Asriel, there was an adorable kid with this cool rainbow scarf. It was strange seeing Mom as a royal guard and even stranger seeing Sans as a king. But, I was alive in that one, so I liked it. Azzy was embarrassed by seeing himself acting like that. I didn't let it go for weeks.

There was one where Frisk and I are both male, and I'm a raging alcoholic and Azzy has a successful streaming career. That one was fun, I was hilarious while drunk. This one Azzy kept teasing me about, claiming that if I wasn't the princess, I'd be like them, unemployed.

There was one where Frisk was still a kid and opened a blog like this one for fun. Their Chara was evil at first, but thanks to Asriel and friendship, they were revived in their old body and are now a skeleton. Oh, and Azzy is alive as well. This one we both enjoyed, it was nice seeing things work out for our younger selves.

It's possible you already knew about these, but they are the one that jump to my mind first.

Now that i think about it, Azzy and I didn't have too many adventures after that one...

*She goes silent for a moment as if contemplating something*

This last one is on the darker side, so I understand if you don't want to hear about it. It was definitely the roughest time we had in any of these other worlds. To be honest, it still haunts us both a bit.

Frisk: "We haven't really gone out much, we usually talk and joke and... occasionally fight with the ones who come to us, I wouldn't mind adventuring out like you guys, it sounds like a lot of fun,"

Flowey: "Is it possible that your Asriel is going on adventures with Cassandra instead?"

The Queen then speaks up again after the moment of silence.

Flowey: "Hmm...as much as I love dark stories, I think I want to pass on this one, we've heard a little too much about the worst alternate worlds recently, and some of them make even me sick to my stomach,"

Frisk: "Yeaaahh, I'm going to pass too, if he can't handle something, then I definitely can't either,"

Chara doesn't give an answer, so it is to be assumed they either agree with the other two teenagers, or just does not care.

[azzy-the-christian-furry]

Hello there, Mx. Azzy-The-Christian-Furry.

I upon your blog today(What a thing to find, sleep deprived at midnight!) Scrolling through has been an absolute delight(Though I'm afraid its not in the way you'd hope. I mean this in the kindest way possible: you are very easy to laugh at.)

Unfortunately, I believe it may be considered rude to ask you for more of your political opinions, so I'm just here for fun. How are you? Thoughts on undyne and alphys? Why are you on the gay sjw website? Have you ever considered blazing a post to see what would happen afterward? Are you having a good day today?

Most importantly: Thoughts on people wanting to study you? Apologies for this one, I just can't keep myself from asking. For fun. I'm sure you understand. Thank you for answering!

I don’t need your approval. I’ve seen what makes most of the people on this hellsite cheer.

“It’s rude to ask”

This sentence is somewhat ironic considering the last. You’re getting them anyway tho lol. Just in rapid fire because there are multiple questions.

I am tired and want a nap.

Undyne is cool. Alphys is if Tumblr was a person. Weird ship tho.

This isn’t Twitter.

I don’t need to 420 Blaze it- I can post something incredibly based (like my pinned post, for example) and it would get 15,000 notes on a repost over the course of like, two weeks. That said, the comments on those posts are always hilarious.

I’ve sent people into a blind rage on this website by reblogging them. Even in agreement. Which is hilarious.

Isn’t the good day question basically the same as the first?

I find it interesting that people want to study a normal human being. Funny, mostly.