#TEN NOOOO

[wnightingales]

TEN NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[metacrisisdoctor]

i support their wrongs

[stellaeerrantes]

Romantic night with William James Moriarty

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

Joel meeting Ellie: *slams her into a wall & threatens to shoot her*

Joel five minutes later: *kills a man w/ his bare hands for threatening to shoot her*

[midnightsnaq]

Almost done with my mp100 fic. It's around 18k words. Which is one of the biggest writing works I've done. I'm going to upload it on ao3 and wattpad

[skyward-floored]

Maybe this is a dumb question, but what's vbs?

Vacation Bible School! It's like a week-long morning camp thing the church my family used to go to does. Our church is too small to do one, so most of us who can go over there and help out.

I'm usually a crew leader, which means I herd kids all over creation and attempt to teach them about Jesus and also stop them from running into a parking lot or anything like that. It's a fun week.

[depravedangelbaby]

i'm always soo weak n usable when i wake up.. if u even care

[ssaalexblake]

my sister took her ten year old to the bank to change the address on her savings account they set up for her, and the person there started to tell said niece that she's old enough to not need parents with her to do her bank paperwork because she legit thought she was over 18 :)

[sheepkebby]

Had a thought at 2am Keith and Ellis desperately trying to convince everyone that doing that is perfectly normal thing for friends to do Coach and Rochelle trying to convince them that no it's not (but they support them) Nick says he's not a hypocrite and refuses to elaborate any further

OHGHGHH MY GOD THIS IS MAKING ME LOSE MY MIND AHHAHA

Ellis: Oh man, that reminds me! Back in highschool, see, Keith and I weren't really popular with the ladies. We ain't really popular with the ladies nowadays either, but that's besides the point. Anyways, we didn't have anybody to spend Valentines day with! And all our guy friends were out with their lady friends, so it was just us two. We figured we'd spend Valentines day together, y'know, just the two of us pals!

Rochelle: Aww, that's sweet! I remember spending Valentines day with my gal pals too!

Ellis: Yeah! We got all this candy that was on sale! Keith even got me roses!

Rochelle: Aw- wait, what? He did?

Coach: *Puts down the book he was reading*

Nick: Go on...

Ellis: Wait, really? You ain't gonna shut me up?

Nick: *Suspiciously* No, no I want to hear more of this.

Ellis: Well, alright! After we stuffed our faces with chocolate Keith took me to this lil' fancy restaurant. Since it was valentines day there was like, this special couples discount! And Keith and I, we're always broke, so we're all about savin' money.

Coach: ... And?

Ellis: Well we pretended to be a couple of course! How else were we gonna pay for our food?

Rochelle: *On the verge of tears because she's trying SO HARD not to laugh her head off*

Nick: *Now also snickering* Yeah... "Pretended"

Ellis: What?? Wh- H-Hey now!! Listen! We ain't a couple or anythin' we just-.. Y'know-.. We're real good at the act! That's- It's because- 'Cus we're such , , good friends ,, and- Whatever, guys!! *Leaves the room because he's dug himself a hole that he can't possibly get out of*

Coach: *Following Ellis while trying not to laugh* No it's- heh- It's alright, boy! No need to be ashamed of it! Come back!

Nick: *Leans in close to Rochelle* I can't wait to meet his boyfriend.

Rochelle: *Screaming laughing and crying all at once*

[definitely-totally-croatia]

croatia this isn't you. stop this madness

*Croatia stares at you for a while...*

But the Kingdom told me that Communists are enemies... Alongside Austrians, Hungarians, and Bulgarians, and Greece told me that Turks and Albanians are also enemies...

[lemongogo]

I CNAT DO THJSSSSSSS

[dancerdiaries]

Today I made a student have the worst day of her life by telling her she has to participate in dance class instead of hiding in the cabinets :(

[doubletrucks]

back on my talking in the tags bullshit like it's 2015 🫡

[caedogeist-rights]

actually im not done tristamp did alllll the villains so incredibly weirdly. like at the very least vash's redesign fits his character. also im including wolfwood in this for JUST A MOMENT bc hes white!! why!! but. genuinely like. knives? where are his jodhpurs and backstory. kiddo knives is such a good part of the manga where is the Blood Typing i just have a lot of feelings abt Happy Days (volume 7, trimax, 2002). legato is TINY. and like. not pathetic enough but also not big enough??? he's one of three major antagonists he is the reason why plot happens and now hes just.... here???? being basic???? like have we even see him murder yet. elendira,,,, my beloved they made you cis why are you a child. livio is Also Tiny why are all the gung-ho-guns tiny now and his fashion bores me but i do like his hair. livio is genuinely my favorite and i do like him in stamp but i think they are underselling how incredibly deadly this man is. but maybe thats the point! <3 xoxo also fascinating to me that conrad is this important i dont actually hate it but its interesting that the antagonizing is a conrad thing not a legato thing. its technically more realistic to the actual dynamic esp knives's pov but also like.... legato where are you.... why are you so tame..... where is your creature and your coffin and your incredibly horny bloodlust for knives........

the only good ones are monev (its fun ig?), the nebraskas (so long as big mother is in s2) and ZAZIE WHO WAS DONE BETTER. IMO. like obviously different but they/them zazie in dub i cannot get more. bugs cool.

and. of course. the fact that we have not seen arguably the MOST important character is such a loss. midvalley hornfreak where Are you. play us a song music man i want to see you kill

[vampyretaemin]

one of my biggest pet peeves in kpop is when artists release obviously horny songs but they arent allowed to talk about that so they make up bullshit reasons for why its not horny. just say its about sex. god damn