Yuji: Nobara, I love you.
Nobara: I-
Megumi: But Nobara, I also love you!
Yuji: Now two of us loves you, who will you choose?
Nobara:...
Nobara: Why don't we fuck each other?
Megumi: ....
Yuji: ...
Nobara: You know, like one big fuck pile.
Megumi: Looks at Yuji
Yuji: Looks at Megumi Yeah, sure.
Megumi: Works well for me.
Nobara: Okay.
Gojo: And so the anime was solved forever!
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I love how in the present, Daniel is basically like this at every single armand/louis romantic interaction or story:
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Lucy has a type and that type is prophets
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lysa arryn is the original boy mom
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The ACOTAR books give me the unnerving feeling that SJM is a pick-me.
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can we all collectively agree that this picture right here (without the camera crew) is THE most pip and ravi picture to exist.
can we all please collectively agree to it because it鈥檚 so them.
the car. the vibe. the way they鈥檙e sitting. them obviously. the background. what they鈥檙e doing. EVERYTHING. EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!!!
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Boris Coded tweet:
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unspoken rizz sexual harassment
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RIP Curtis gang you would鈥檝e loved the Bass Pro Pyramid
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The saddest thing in mgs is that Huey really does look like a cuck but I can鈥檛 call him a cuck for obvious reason so I have to hold my tongue every time I see him
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Do you think they would find eachother in any life?
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Aemond Targaryen would show up to the function in this:
Aemond is old bieber fan.
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grefgore spending his month alone finding a girlfriend who he moves in with Immediately and wants to propose to already is so u-haul lesbian coded
try to tell me i'm wrong!
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"the grudge" by oli.via r.odrigo is edizzy from izzy's pov.
"And I fantasize about a time you're a little fucking sorry
And I try to understand why you would do this all to me
You must be insecure, you must be so unhappy
And I know in my heart hurt people hurt people
And we both drew blood, but, man, those cuts were never equal
And I try to be tough, but I wanna scream
How could anybody do the things you did so easily?"
"But even after all this, you're still everything to me
And I know you don't care, I guess that that's fine"
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remus and sirius matching right ear piercings in the 70s
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I don't wanna read ACOSF because it just sounds like an incels wet dream.
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