#TAKEN!

[nodssalementriche]

I want to be a “butch ‘mom’” so bad.. I just love butches as people so much. Want to gather them all at a large table and bring around plates piled with piping hot food, made fresh in the kitchen. Serve everyone their drink of choice with nice music playing. Make sure everyone knows they’re loved and appreciated !!!

[merrock]

Cordelia, Jason & Theodore Browning (Candice King, Luke MItchell & Jesse Spencer) are looking for a younger sibling!

WANTED CONNECTION: family member - sibling

FOR CHARACTER(s): Cordelia Browning

REQUIREMENTS: keep along the same vein as Candice King, Luke Mitchell, and Jesse Spencer. So think blonde / light hair, light eyes, white fc.  Suggested female.

SUGGESTED FCS: none in mind, just keep the requirements in mind

SPOTS OPEN: 1/3

WANTED DETAILS: currently looking for the youngest sibling of the Browning family. Leaning more towards a female but can be a younger brother as well. Possibly closer to their parents but once again this does not have to be. 

CONTACT: @cordeliaeli ; yes please, just to get an idea of what you’re thinking. 

ANYTHING ELSE?: not sure if you would also want to reach out to the other siblings to get a basis of their relationships as well. ( can be reached at @cagenewman for Jason & @theobrowningfd for Theodore! )

[hansoeii]

the honda odyssey, huh?

[twinliches]

nearly had a medical emergency today because - and i cannot stress enough how little i am making this up - a helicopter landed in front of an open grain silo while i was getting off my ship and i am deathly allergic to the wheat that said helicopters rotor blades proceeded to blast in my face at full force. the cosmic forces are plotting against me ass situation to be in

[jamjoob]

Bewitched

[transexualpirate]

"u don't know my alphabet" is changing my brain chemistry as we speak i will start saying that every time someone wants me to label my sexuality despite me saying i don't fw that

[bixels]

As gen-AI becomes more normalized (Chappell Roan encouraging it, grifters on the rise, young artists using it), I wanna express how I will never turn to it because it fundamentally bores me to my core. There is no reason for me to want to use gen-AI because I will never want to give up my autonomy in creating art. I never want to become reliant on an inhuman object for expression, least of all if that object is created and controlled by tech companies. I draw not because I want a drawing but because I love the process of drawing. So even in a future where everyone’s accepted it, I’m never gonna sway on this.

[sabellart]

he gets cold and SOMEBODY has to do something about it, might as well be jayce

[captainjonnitkessler]

Sometimes I wish we would start calling out the performative radicalism on this site for the poser bullshit it is. "Remember, it's always morally correct to kill a cop!" "Don't forget to firebomb your local government office!" "Wow, it sure would be a shame if these instructions on how to make a molotov cocktail got spread around!"

Okay. But you're not killing cops or firebombing government offices. You are posting on a dying microblogging website to a carefully-curated echo chamber that has radicalized itself into thinking that taking the absolute most extreme position on any subject is praxis but that anyone discussing the most practical way to effect actual change is your sworn enemy. You do not have the street cred OR the activist cred to be talking about killing cops, babe.

[rebelsafoot]

i took out the other people sitting at the table in the original comic because i did NOT want to draw glindas gay ass friends

[chaser]

While I'm posting here and no longer under any obligation to rep the company, I might as well share this incredibly funny story from behind the scenes that I don't think ever got out: Due to the constant problems we had around "The Chaser" being also a name of a sex thing online (you would not BELIEVE the kind of confused fan mail I had to sort through), in 2019 we had very seriously planned to rebrand our online channels.

After a laborious process whittling down hundreds of potential names we settled on another alcohol related term, a popular Australian slang term for wine, as we thought that was in the spirit of "The Chaser" but also uniquely Australian.

Literally the only reason we didn't end up rebranding was the whole company fell into an omnishambles in 2020, and we were all too busy both figuratively and literally putting out fires to even think about doing a full company rebrand.

And that, my friends, is how The Chaser through sheer dumb luck, managed to avoid what would have gone down as possibly one of the worst company rebrands in the history of everything, when that same name came to mean something else VERY different a few years later:

[merrock]

JD Fields (Michael Evans Behling) is looking for their girlfriend!

WANTED CONNECTION: childhood friend turned girlfriend

FOR CHARACTER(s): JD Fields

REQUIREMENTS: Any female between the ages of 26-29

SUGGESTED FCS: Victoria Pedretti, Ayo Edebiri, Zendaya, Florence Pugh, UTP

SPOTS OPEN: 1

WANTED DETAILS: JD and this character would have been close friends since they were kids. They probably both would have had crushes on each other but never acted upon them for fear that the other didn't feel the same and didn't want to ruin their friendship. But now as adults those feelings are still there and one of them confesses their true feelings for the other.

CONTACT: @theobrowningfd ; yes please

ANYTHING ELSE?: Whether they stayed in touch since then or they're reconciling, either way they find out they each had a crush on one another and eventually make the jump from friends to more! 

[stealingpotatoes]

tried to tell my faithful eunuch Tucker that he was basically tumblr famous, but he was too focused on defending the homestead to care

[xamitras]

For many of years I had this tradition of drawing Wirt and the beast once a year to see how much I have improved, then depression hit in 2023 and couldn't continue, but it left so really amazing art in the process

[petr1kov]

thanks google but i don't think i'm very interested in hearing what a youtuber named 'TheAlmightyLoli' has to say about politics in disco elysium. somehow