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[chronotopes]

I just think sometimes the way people talk about canonical classic literature devolves into reactionary nonsense. especially giants of anglophone literature like shakespeare or austen, though many other countries eg russia and france are CERTAINLY not immune to this with their own authors. BUT at the same time the mere act of caring about the merit and relevance of authors like that is sometimes spun as Reactionary Nonsense when it isn’t, it’s accurately interfacing with a still-extant cultural force AND a good piece of art that has existed for this long for that reason!

[enbeemerang]

Replaying bug fables its dialogue time

[farsight-the-char]

Dumb idea for a 40k supplement game.

Tau Empire/Auxiliaries Necromunda, but E-Sports (sports in general) parody.

The Unity Coloseum

Publicly an arena for non-lethal combat exercises between Auxiliaries, played to the masses as a spectacle sport.

Sometimes used as a method of disposing of "problematic" elements (teams going into undercities to hunt Ork Remnants, for instance), or have "surprise guests" (Imperial invaders) defeated (executed) to boost public moral.

Basically an excuse to give more Auxiliaries and bring back 40k's more satirical elements.

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The "face characters" would function like Splatoon's idols. Initially a Water Caste Por'El Reporter High-Wave and a Gue'vesa Singer/Actress Diamond Yuki.

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Splatoon is like, a thing to keep in mind of what I am thinking of.

[syn4k]

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you're welcome

[casyawn]

my mom just had a 7cm brain tumor removed and since she's woken up she's been talking nonstop about this dream she had about going to an art gallery full of colourful paintings by a 'homosexual artist' named klimsdorf who was ethereal and wise, both young and old... at first she was convinced he was a real person but after failing to find him online she's accepted he was a figment of her subconscious mind and is now determined to bring him to life via painting his portrait herself. she's 67 and has never drawn in her life. and now this. blorbo from her tumor

[the-fabled-void]

I'M CRYING WHY DID TRUMP TAG PAPYRUS

[pterygoidwalk]

sometimes i wonder what my cat named me

[kvothes]

so true

[sunriseovergotham]

characters have to be a little bit awful in ways that you cant defend. its good for the ecosystem. your honor he did do that. He did in fact do that

[mintjaan]

When you choose "I'm bald" on a poll this is what you're saying

[claesade]

okay so i work in the deli of a grocery store, yeah? and today i got this guy who came up with his two twin children, around five years old. he walks up to the counter, carrying one kid in each arm, and loudly goes "oh, no, i forgot what i wanted!" and turns to the boy in his left arm and, in a perfect blues clues style voice, goes "caleb, do you remember what i wanted?" and the boy goes "half pound of yellow cheese!"

i, obviously, say "you've got it little sir!" and slice up half a pound of yellow american cheese, handing it to the little boy, who looks it over, nods, and tucks it in his lap.

then the man goes "well, we can't just have cheese on our sandwiches. but what else can we put on there?" and the little gurl in his other arm goes "half pound of ham!" so i nod and say "yes ma'am! what kind?" and she points at a random cut of turkey, so her father nods and says "like she said, honey ham!" i cut half a pound of honey ham, hand it to the little lady, she looks it over, nods and puts it in her lap.

then the man goes "now, what should we have for the side?" and the kids both simultaneously start cheering "macking cheese!!!" and the man spins on his heel and marches off, presumably to find the macking cheese.

later, the little boy comes wandering back to the counter while his father looks on and loudly and proudly proclaims that he wants to know where the mustard is. i point him to the correct aisle, he nods, says "thank you mister deli woman" and walks away.

[mroddmod]

the queen of the disco or whatever

[farsight-the-char]

Been thinking of things Jason Todd could do to make him like, Be A Person, and not a bad cop.

Realized you could have him stop being Red Hood, and put him in a JL book, as like, a mechanic/engineer for the Watchtower.

Have him lead a Justice League “Lower Decks” book. About those who maintain the Watchtower.

Could be fun.

[sp1resong]

being self aware suuuucks like yeah this thought pattern/behavior is stupid and pointless and a symptom. i know this. [does it anyways

[yumenikkii]

just another average day in gravity falls