#SwissArmyKnife

[civilisation-updates]

alright- so hey!! this is just a mass of people, one from each civilisation to ever exist all (normally) mashed into one persona! We'll be colour coding particular civilisations for particular asks; just general more well known ones though. (this will be updated tomorrow more properly, feel free to give recommendations for new civilisations!)

BLOG IS RAN BY ONE PERSON, A SEX REPULSED MINOR. DO NOT EXPECT PERFECT ANSWERS OR QUICK TIMING, I MAY NEED TO DO RESEARCH ON SOME QUESTIONS.

feel free to inform me if I say something kinda mean or if I get something wrong, being mean about it will get you blocked.

we/we're for the mass

any gender for everyone else

mod; plain loser. Tag is Mod buggy is talking; listen.

Hey!!; all of us, purple normally but green for symbols. Tag is THE MASS!!!

Hey-o.; ancient Rome, red normally but blue for symbols. Tag is romanancients.

Hello.; ancient Egypt, orange normally but pink for symbols. Tag is symbolwriting

Hi!; ancient China, green normally but pink for symbols. Tag is ancichi

Hello!; Usa, blue normally, red for symbols and white for numbers. Tag is USA!USA! (special treatment >:[)

G'day.; Australia! Orange normally, blue for symbols. Tag is AUSSIELAND (Mods home country!!)

Morning!; New Zealand; red normally, white for symbols. Tag is Kiwi

Ciao là!; Switzerland; purple normally, red for symbols. Tag is Swissarmyknife

(more to be added later, I'm tired.)

[lapseinrecs]

Son

By SwissArmyKnife @flightofstars

On Archive of Our Own

Status: Complete; 22,641 words

Summary: Dís, proud daughter of Thráin, keeps a secret closeted in her heart. Fíli bears the burden of that secret, but not forever.

My thoughts: A very different depiction of Dis than what is typical of the fandom I think. Nearly made me cry at times. Warnings for abuse.

[victorinox-japan]

ドクターヘリ支援｜CSR

日本医科大学 千葉北総病院の「ドクターヘリ（救急医療用ヘリコプター）」活動の支援を行なっています。（2023年10月現在）

ビクトリノックス ジャパンは、認定NPO法人「救急ヘリ病院ネットワーク（HEM-Net）」（1999年12月に設立された、ヘリコプターによる救急医療システムの普及促進を目的とする非営利法人）の活動に賛同し、2011年1月より経済的な支援と共に広報の支援なども行ってきました。

マルチツールの「ドクターヘリ支援モデル」は支援の一環として販売し、HEM‐Netと日本医科大学 千葉北総病院のドクターヘリに対し、売上の一部を寄付してまいりました。

HEM‐Netの活動により、2022年4月にはドクターヘリの全都道府県配備を完了し、「ドクターヘリ支援事業」と呼称した事業は終了しましたが、ドクターヘリ出動回数が日本でトップクラスの日本医科大学 千葉北総病院に対し、引き続きドクターヘリの活動支援金としてマルチツールの「ドクターヘリ支援モデル」の売上の一部を寄付します。

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こ��までのドクターヘリ支援活動

ドクターヘリ支援モデル新製品 「スイスカード ドクターヘリ」 9月9日（救急の日）発売開始 (2012.08.21)

日本医科大学 千葉北総病院への協力

ドクターヘリ活動に従事する現場の方々への協力 (2013.06.14) 

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1891年にスイス陸軍の野営道具としてマルチツールを納入し、数年後には現在のオリジナル・マルチツールの原型であるオフィサーナイフの誕生以降、日常はもとより緊急時においても信頼のおけるパートナーとしてマルチツールは活躍しています。

スイスのビクトリノックス本社では、エアレスキューで知られるエアーツェルマットのオフィシャルパートナーとして長年協力関係を維持しています。緊急時に常に使用されているのは、ビクトリノックスレスキューツールです。ハイシーズン中、救助パイロットは1日に最大10回離陸し、怪我をした山岳アスリートを救助します。日本のビクトリノックス ジャパンでは、医師がいち早く救急現場に向かい患者の初期治療を施し、医療機関に搬送して一人でも多くの命を救うドクターヘリの救助活動を応援すべく、経済的支援を継続していきたいと考えています。

[skills2survive]

Travel EDC the next few days !! What do you carry ?? . . . Follow me ➡️ @skills2survive 🏕️ . . . . #edc #everydaycarry #cdhtacfinland #thehiddenwoodsmen #glock #glock19 #olight #olightbaton3pro #swissarmyknife #personalprotection #everythinglifesaving #northamericanrescue #medical #medic #useyourshit #travel #dailycarry #gear https://www.instagram.com/p/CnNi_9OLsVb/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[statelyassetprotection]

R E P O S T @_crowhaven_ #wheelgunwednesday carry #edc #everydaycarry #edcgear #edctools #edccommunity #makersofinstagram #makers #handmade #knife #edcknife #fixedblade #swissarmyknife #keys #keychain #edckeychain #handkerchief #edchank #bag #edcbag #moralepatch #edcpatch #tools #countercustody #selfdefense #revolver #22mag #silver #coins #santamuerte https://www.instagram.com/p/CnxBWggOXxH/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[nyttigbras]

One Tool, Endless Uses. Conquer your day with a Swiss Army Knife. Cutting, opening, fixing - it does it all!

[junglechest]

Social media is hard to manage. I’ll try to do a better job at this. Invested in a new Macro lens. Hopefully the quality of my posts can improve. Also, this is a new SAK scale I’ve been working on for the last couple months. What do you guys think? The model is SAK Huntsman. 

[raffco]

SAK Sundays … Hope the weekend has been good to you all. 🖤🥃🖤 🖤⚔️🖤 🖤🙌🏼🖤 #pocketknife #swissarmyknife #messer #multitool #customknife #sakarmy #taschenmesser #sakallday #edccarry #sakaddict #swissknife #myvictorinox #edcknife #sakmod #customsak #sak4edc #sakology #sakology111 #hatefreeedc #knifenerd #knivestagram #edccommunity #pocketcheck #knifelife #knifelove #coins (at Melbourne, Victoria, Australia) https://www.instagram.com/p/Cp9xrfJvfe5/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[milquetoad]

i love reading caleb-centric fic from 2018 like you bitches were LOCKED IN!!!

[autisticlancemcclain]

fic rec friday 33

welcome to the thirty-third fic rec friday! where, on friday, i rec five of my favourite fics.

1. Rose-Colored Boy by melancholymango

“I missed you, you know.”

“Yeah?” Lance sighed, warm and giddy, clearly not absorbing how serious the words truly were. Keith nodded his head for a few seconds, not trusting himself to speak around the size of his emotions. He was suddenly brought back to the years alone on the whale, when all he’d had to keep him going was memories of his friends, of Lance.

“Yeah.” Keith said, more certainty in his voice now. He reached down, hesitantly threading his fingers through Lance’s and giving his hand a squeeze. Lance tensed next to him. “I still do.”

“I mean, I’m right here.”

“Are you? You still seem pretty far away.”

again i know im not really big on those fics that make the team out to be deliberately cruel, but sometimes its cathartic tbh. sometimes you remember canon and ur just like yeah what if he got angry. what if someone got angry for him. what then. and mango gives us that

2. Swamp of Sorrows by SwissArmyKnife

Pike gets exposed to acidic ooze, which leads Block (& Keith) to make a few discoveries about their party’s rogue.

“We can't leave them like this,” Meklavar said of Valayun and Pike, who’d been laid beside the fire. "Look at how bad those welts are." She came up with a bottle of oil and a cake of soap. "I can smell water nearby. We can get them washed and roll them in a blanket to sleep off the spore. What do you think?"

"I think it's our only choice," Takashi said.

monsters and mana fic!!!!! everybody say YES to righteous anger on pike’s behalf. and also say yes to pike bc i love him. this fic is interesting bc its a little tense and awkward bc this ragtag team of misfits doesnt quite trust each other yet but they also cant quite stop themselves from caring about each other. so even though they dont all agree on eveyrthing and dont agree about all, they do agree that pike needs more care than he got. also unrelated but the fact that shiro’s m&m name is fucking takashi kills me every time like man just wants to be himself 💀

3. Beneath the Champagne Sea by SwissArmyKnife

The paladins make a diplomatic visit to a planet with sexual dimorphism roughly opposite that of Earth. Women are larger and more powerful, while men are leaner and smaller. Cue their horror at gaunt, sickly Pidge and mild disgust with the ’womanly’ Shiro. Lance hits the sweet spot. He's got the build and features to draw the eyes and the charm to keep them. Their hosts are quite taken with him, in particular the daughter of the queen, whose forwardness is a comic reversal of Lance’s usual dynamic with women. Lance likes the attention and finds her intriguing, but eventually things take a discomforting turn.

Lance tried to step around her, wanting to walk away from a conversation that seemed less and less likely to end well, but Leh’n seized his wrist before he could. Her grip was tight, and freeing himself would require an act of aggression, which he still wanted to avoid. ‘Think of the mission, of how important it is to get the castle up and running again,’ he coached himself.

Still, that did nothing to stop his blood pressure from skyrocketing as Leh’n leaned closer and said. “I am not accustomed to reluctance.”

i swear to god that ive recced this before, but i couldnt find it in my records so here it is!! this fic is endlessly fascinating. the exploration of gender roles is super interesting, considering who is impacted in this fic and how. the discussion about beauty standards, power imbalances, the alien wrench in things was so cool! and i think lance, who is very much someone who rides that gender lines in terms of presentation of hobbies and even chracter traits, makes sense as the main character here. interesting think piece. 

4. you had me at merlot by @ryomakun

“Oh my God,” Lance says as he covers his face. Keith’s tinny voice blares from his laptop speakers: “What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.” See, this joke might have been funny if someone charismatic and charming had said it, but Keith’s flat voice and even flatter expression effectively kidnaps, tortures, and then decapitates any chance of it being remotely humorous.

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Keith accidentally starts a YouTube channel. Lance, of course, refuses to be left out. It goes about as well as you'd expect. (Ft. copious amounts of wine and a truly shameless number of references to MyDrunkKitchen, DailyGrace, and general pop culture)

this fic is HILARIOUS. its one of the firsts i ever screenshotted for the scrapbook i have of fics that made me laugh out loud. i offer you this one part that really made me giggle: 

““It tastes good,” Keith says petulantly as he glares at the accusing finger Hunk has pointed at him. “No offense Hunk but that stuff you gave me for my twenty-first tasted like feet and antiseptic.”

“That was a merlot,” Hunk wails. “The good kind, too!”

Ignoring them, Lance stands in front of the rum selection. This is why he didn’t want to bring anyone. They might call him loud and embarrassing, but at least he doesn’t yell inside WalMart about the virtues of a “real red wine.” An elderly couple passes through, eying the bickering three. Lance resolutely pretends he is here shopping by himself.“

the way they are so ridiculous that LANCE of all people is embarrassed of them...cinema. also this fic is peak bc it has klance as enemies to lovers and childhood friends to lovers at the same time. iconique

5. Flayed by @admiralcanthackett

Lance gets hit with a face full of spores and it leaves him wracked with pain. Touch is the only relief he can find.

yes i know i tag this author all the time but in my defense there was a point in my life where i was OBSESSED with faer fics. truly. anyways this one has unexpectedly protective keith, like to a very high degree, and im loving the heavy themes of trust and emotional as well as physical vulnerability 

that’s it for today!! i’ll see y’all back next friday for the next fic rec post!!!

[teatitty]

Please please please if you're a fan of OC centric fic, outsider POV and KakaIru [platonic or romantic this works for both] you need to read this fic: The Face of the Enemy by SwissArmyKnife I came across it today it's only recently been posted and is one of the best OC fics I've seen in a long time. Absolutely incredible work

[critter-genfic-events]

Shapeshifting into Animals: A Critical Role Gen-fic Rec List

Hey everyone! This week we have seven incredible fics that are all about shapeshifting into animals. Recs under the cut, and as always, remember to comment or kudos if you liked them!

Polymorph for Fun and Profit by MasterQwertster (4132,Teen) Warnings: None Pairings:

The Bells Hells learn Polymorph and nothing will ever be the same

Reccer says: Lots of fun little stories of polymorph shenanigans

To the Left by Clare_Hope (4345,Teen) Warnings: Dissociation Pairings: Fearne & Orym & Dorian

After his conversation with Oshad Breshio, Orym can't quite seem to stay present in his body. While they wait for Imogen outside the library, Dorian and Fearne do what they can to ground him.

Reccer says: I liked it

What I Can't Say, I'll Show by SwissArmyKnife (10368,General) Warnings: Pairings: The Mighty Nein & Caleb Widogast

Eight stories about Caleb expressing himself through polymorph

Reccer says: I love the characterization, and the way that the fic demonstrates how such things can be simpler without human anxiety.

this masquerade is for the fools by grayintogreen (2027,General) Warnings: None Pairings: None

Eight times Caleb turned his friends into animals for a little bit of harmless fun, and one time they returned the favor.

Reccer says: It's got Caleb's sense of humor down, and is sweet and fluffy.

Good Luck by royalgreen (allyoop) (525,General) Warnings: None Pairings: Artagan & Jester Lavorre, Fearne Calloway & Jester Lavorre

Fearne and Jester team up to take down Ludinus.

Reccer says: This is an inspired team-up and Ludinus's worst nightmares. Very enjoyable!

something so flawed and free by LeanMeanSaltineMachine (2277,General) Warnings: None Pairings:

Two times Keyleth reminisces over her first lesson in Wild Shape.

Reccer says: Absolutely lovely and atmospheric

after it all (we'll have summer once again) by Ffwydriad (536,General) Warnings: Unhappy implications Pairings: Luc & Caleb WIdogast

Luc has a conversation with a friend about his cat.

Reccer says: Written halfway through campaign 2, it's a fascinating but disturbing look at how Caleb might have ended up if he'd been just a little more attached to his coping mechanisms.

If you liked this rec list, follow along for more! We'll be posting a new list with a new theme each Monday. And if you would like to make a rec yourself, feel free to reach out to @professor-rye to request access to the submission form! 

Next week, we'll be presenting gen fics focusing on misunderstandings! Be it between siblings or best friends, mishaps in communication abound! 

Additionally, a quick reminder! Around this time next month we’ll be celebrating Critter Gen Week! We’ve got seven great prompts to spark your creative fervor, so go check them out here!

[haveyoureadthisfanfic]

Summary: Whenever Caleb travels via familiar, he trusts the others to keep him safe. Mollymauk thinks the Mighty Nein take this responsibility too lightly. He’s right.

Author: @flightofstars

[mikkeneko]

Would you answer #2 and #14 for rhe fic rec thing? 😁

Let's do this one for Critical Role!

2 🤩 A fic that made you SLAM that “subscribe” button

I remember getting VERY excited about Enjoy It While You Can by FeralScribe, and hanging on every update, and attempting to share it with other Widowmauk fans but not getting a lot of traction, possibly because of the presence of other pairings in the tags.

14 🔁 A fic you’ve re-read several times

I could of course cite Stammtisch, but for this one I'll list SwissArmyKnife's fic "A Mote of Possibility" as an old re-read fave.

Fic Recs (Ask Meme)

[sapphireswimming]

For the writer's ask, let's see 2, 11, 13, 24, and 40! :)

Oh sweet, thanks for the fic writer asks!

2. Do you plan each chapter ahead or write as you go?

The vast majority of what I write/post isn't chaptered, because it's really hard for me to write all of the parts of a long idea, but for the few I've written (or attempted), I at least plan out the beats of the story, even if the events or order of individual chapters aren't nailed down beforehand. And sometimes when they are they still change but that's fine haha

11. Link your three favorite fics right now

Oooooh this is so hard but okay three fics that have been living in my head rent free this month are:

Poor Wayfaring Stranger by lithos_saeculum (Final Fantasy XV)

A Mote of Possibility and Walking Wounded by SwissArmyKnife (Critical Role Campaign 2)

Bring Down the Sky by LaoraRyn (Gundam 00)

13. what’s a common writing tip that you almost always follow?

I don't actually know?? I truly don't have a consistent style. I'm a big fan of doing whatever works best for each idea, and that means everything (including tense, perspective, tone, style) can change from one fic to the next, even within the same fandom

24. Worst writing advice anyone ever gave you?

Hmm, I remember some feedback in classes where the suggestions would have meant taking the thing in a different direction entirely. And even if it would have made it the kind of story the other person liked better, it wouldn't have been the story I was trying or wanting to tell. That's not particularly fun or helpful feedback so thankfully that's not something I have to think about when writing fanfiction!

40. If someone were to make fanart of your work, what fic or scene would you hope to see?

Oh my goodness, I literally would not have a preference?? I would love absolutely anything and everything that someone wanted to make??? I've been so lucky that I've actually gotten some fanart and fanfics and podfics and they're literally the best and amazing and incredible and make me so happy whenever I think about the fact that they exist and alskhdfsiashdflhsd

[iffoundreturntosea]

June 27, Day 178/179

Day 178 2015

Someone may be missing mom & dad OR it's just an afternoon nap

#puppy #pup #dog #dogsofinstagram #bassethound #naptime #picoftheday #project365 #day178

Klaus was such a good dog.

Day 179 2016

Always prepared, thanks, Betty ❤️

#prepared #swissarmyknife #keychain #yellow #shadesofyellow #june #picoftheday #project365 #day179

Betty was my mom's best friend. She brought this back to me back from Zurich. Besides my memories this is one of the last gifts I have from her. She is missed every day.

Day 178 2017

I could just dive into another world

#grass #clouds #sky #nature #outdoors #texas #summer #mirror #reflection #june #picoftheday #project365 #day178

Day 178 2018

My bag with ALL my everyday objects

#necessity #allmythings #itsmostlyagirlthing #kavu #bag #shoulderbag #purse #takenforgranted #objects #everydayobjects #june #picoftheday #project365 #day178

Day 178 2019

Way too many pictures of myself lately!

#desperate #thedaygotawayfromme #justme #filtersarefun #neon #sunglasses #color #lips #nationalsunglassesday #june #june27 #2019 #nationalday #nationaldaycalendar #picoftheday #project365 #day178

Day 179 2020

Bright

#chill #cool #frozen #ice #flowers #frozenflowers #mum #chrysanthemum #color #bright #beauty #june #june27 #2020 #picoftheday #project365 #day179

Day 178 2021

It's been over 2 weeks since this cutie made an appearance. I'll do better.

#leo #kitty #cat #lookatthatface #socute #furbaby #catnap #june #june27 #2021 #picoftheday #project365 #day178

I'd give anything to have another chance to photograph my baby.

Day 178 2022

Beach morning glories or ipomoea pes-caprae.

#flowers #wildflowers #beach #duneflowers #ipomoeapescaprae #nature #june #june27 #2022 #picoftheday #project365 #day178

Day 178 2023

Some days are pretty as a picture

#art #create #beach #prairie #clouds #bluesky #nature #june #june27 #2023 #picoftheday #project365 #day178

Day 179 2024

Found a little gift in my pocket today. I hate the feel of these things so much! She got me good 😑

#agift #dailytheme #toy #itfeelsgross #june #june27 #2024 #picoftheday #project365 #day179

My coworker is constantly trying to get me to touch it and I refuse. Today, I stuck my hand in my pocket looking for a hair and and felt that. I thought I had slime in my pocket!! Apparently, she did it to me days ago! Haha