#Sweets chit chat

[awesomedurraworld]

Hi hello surprise I am still alive!!

I started the second semester of my college journey one month ago now, and I can't believe it has been one month! Beeing so busy with so many assignments, homework and long lecture days ( 8 am lectures that end at 5 ) it has been so crazy oh my god 😭 I am sorry if you messaged me for a while and didn't respond to you, I literally didn't open Tumblr since like the 17th of Jan 🙈

Here are some of my memories of this semester! I am not confident that I will be active here as much as of now, but I will be sharing few things and hopefully making sure that I don't fall out with any one of you 🩷

[merakiui]

JADE MUSHROOM DILDOS????? THE SENTIENT DOLL PROMPT?? WOULD SOME MORE DETAILS! WHENEVER I TRY TO RUN, THE TWEELS ENSNARE MY ATTENTION AND HEART BY WRAPPING THEIR LONG AND SLIMY TAILS AROUND IT <333

(Fem darling)

Although they're nerds... Maidenless, pathetic (absolutely adorable) I still adore the trope of suave and sleek on the outside, handsome and reliable (yet dubious) Jade, wild and free Floyd who wants to get freaky.. They're what the freshmen of NRC aspire to be. Charismatic and enigmatic.

Yet when behind closed doors, both of them are absolute loser virgins. Nerds who haven't lost their first kiss. Nerds that simply can't admit to liking the prefect~ They're always bullying darling cause it's "fun".

It's not like they could ever harbour feelings for a lil shrimpie! That's ridiculous! Their sex doll? Pfft! Doesn't resemble that shrimpie at all! (This reminds me a little bit of that onna hole series but the difference being that, darling doesn't feel it.)

They're just in complete denial aren't they? They both hide the sexdoll they have, Floyd doesn't know that Jade has one that's nearly the same, Jade doesn't either. Despite them having their own respective ones, their interpretation of darling is totally different! The dolls aren't literally alive, but when they're shoving their cocks, darling's moaning along with them.

When they're in a horny daze, the doll comes to life. (Like in Tatami Galaxy if you happen to know! Difficult to explain but I hope this made sense anyways (⁠ ⁠≧⁠Д⁠≦⁠) )

Floyd interprets darling as completely inexperienced, and really docile and responsive. Whimpers a lot and has this shimmery look in her eyes. (Another example of sex dolls in this instance would be Interspecies reviewer, it's an ecchi anime but I needed inspo ಥ⁠‿⁠ಥ)

"N-no Floyd don't lick me there! Hyaaah! No! Floyd! Floyd-senpai! Nghh!" The pseudo darling whimpers and moans even if his performance is utterly sloppy! A darling that can unravel faster than him (who cums prematurely, wayyy too quickly! Too quick for an athlete!)

"Senpai's too big! You can't!" The cliché subby H-manga character that's catered to loser incels like him. Babbling way too quickly. (Realistically, it takes wayyyy more work to dumbify a person, a quick cummer would never get a real lady to reach that point of babbling in five minutes. Better luck next time, virgin eel!)

Jade interprets darling as someone that's bratty and just as passive aggressive as him. Darling usually wouldn't bother in engaging with Floyd since it doesn't change what Floyd's going to feel about doing his chores. Floyd is just such an unreckoned force, darling always does his bidding to shut his whining. Jade on the other hand is occasionally negotiable.

When the prefect is doing part time in the lounge, Jade's always attempting to break that patient exterior of hers just for his own amusement. (Cuz this loser does not know how to flirt.) Unlike the other staff who immediately lose their tempers and quit within the end of their contract, the prefect always smiles back at him. Giving Jade backhanded compliments, retorts that aren't explicitly rude. The prefect is resilient after all, she successfully negotiated with that stubborn tako for a fat check at every end of the month. This slimy eel can't just push her down so easily!

Darling will never back down, this check has given her and Grim more than just stale bread and leftovers for meals! Jade is sleek and cunning, but Prefect is not an idiot! Jade has met his match for backhanded comments and sly forms of insulting. Saccharine "service" smiles, never a frown on darling.

Jade wants to break that resilience. Something he can't have in reality.. A bratty darling that's easy to manipulate. A bratty darling who messes up her responses. He wants the prefect to feel shame. He wants her to fall for his figurative traps. He wants to utterly humiliate her just like how he did to all the employees that were subject to his bullying.

"Fuck you Jade! Fuuugh!" Insults just turn into moans as he erratically fucks his 'darling', it's not the prefect! It just coincidentally looks like her! The real prefect would never utter a single cuss, she has an image to uphold, but this doll right here? So utterly lewd! So bratty and potty mouthed. So vulgar! What a harlot! A horny harlot that's starved of cock! Jade's cock, a brat that gets trained into being an absolute shameless harlot, stripped off any form of dignity. Stripped off that elegant facade. So utterly dirty and below him.

For as long as those two don't work on their actual plans to get their hands on the real darling, they're left with the sad reality of cumming into lifeless caricatures of the real prefect. (They have zero rizz, they just keep fucking up their flirting attempts and opportunities.)

It would be even funnier if they read the doujins Idia makes. The MC is oddly familiar, can't think of who it resembles... Oh well, it gets the junk junkin!!!

I wanted a bit of a different trope for darling and the tweels! I hope it was good to read, Mera! I don't see a lot of Floyd pacifying darlings. (Maybe I haven't been looking in the right areas.) I just love a dynamic with Jade where he isn't as sleek with rude innuendos as he thought. Someone finally matched his passive aggressive freak!!

Always remember to prioritise yourself over content creation! It's quite easy to neglect the little things like hydration! It's been way too long since I last sent you an ask <3

Xoxo, Izuna.

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IZUNA...... IZUNA!!!!! GRABBING YOU BY THE SHOULDERS!!! AAAAAAA THIS IS SO MUCH MORE THAN JUST A GOOD READ. THIS WAS BRILLIANT AND SO DELICIOUS AND AN ENTIRE FIVE-STAR MEAL!!!!!

(๑﹏๑//) I'm eating so incredibly good with this omg,,,, the different interpretations of darling for each eel is so yummy. Aaaaa Floyd would absolutely have a thing for being called senpai,,, it just sounds so lovely coming from your mouth... Floyb with his cock-drunk and no-thoughts-in-head-other-than-cum doll and Jade with his brat of a doll who fights him until the very end when she's unraveling beneath him....... so good. orz orz orz

They're both such losers!!! T_T getting off with a doll while imagining it to be the real you even though the spell breaks when they're no longer horny,, >_< aaaaa so maidenless!

That line in the beginning of your ask regarding mushroom dildos... 👀 there are so many thoughts in my mind... Jade is a freak when it comes to his mushrooms!!! You just happen to be his favorite darling to test these things on. <3

[that-foul-legacy-lover]

Foul Legacy with a partner who also has wings

They'd compare wing sizes and show how his are bigger by wrapping them up like a lil burrito ♡

-•^• anon

ohhh my goodness maybe you have feathers while his are more like a moth!!

you've always kept your wings hidden for years, not wanting to draw attention to yourself. they made people stare and gape, the kinder ones call you an Adeptus; the cruel ones pull out your feathers and jeer. you don't know why- they're not valuable at all, not made of gold or pearls. they're just ordinary feathers, as common as the finches that constantly hang around the harbor, and small enough to be tucked away beneath your shirt or coat. so that's where they stay, when you're out and about, bound securely within your clothes. only when you're positive that you can trust him do you show Foul Legacy your wings, flapping them a few times in an attempt to neaten them up. his crystalline eye widens, strangled chirps and trills of excited delight slipping from his fanged maw as he darts closer to examine them at all angles

beautiful, beautiful, beautiful

Legacy shivers his wings to their full span, allowing you to trace your fingers over the constellations and speckles of stars in awe. they flutter once, twice, before wrapping over you like a gauzy blanket, your back securely against Foul Legacy's armored chest. with a tap to your shoulder his claws begin gently preening your feathers, the poor appendages a bit bedraggled and neglected during your busy daily life. his touch is delicate, gingerly fixing bent and curled feathers and dislodging old ones to bring forth new down. he bites back a satisfied croon as your shoulders slowly relax, the soreness of your wings gradually eased with his careful massaging. your eyes open when his touch lessens, gratefully brushing the tip of your wing against his

Legacy purrs, and waits a moment before grazing you back with his own shimmering limb

[mischievousmoony]

happy to have found the corner of tumblr where everyone’s just as on their knees for aaron taylor johnson as i am keep up the great work guys

[mathysphere]

A bit of a long shot, but does anyone know of any media with a 'Home Sweet Home' embroidery or sign in it? It does not have to be a focal point, or even a point at all-- a one-sentence mention or appearance in the background of a shot would be enough.

Here's what I've got right now: I've found a couple things named 'Home Sweet Home'-- a Christian romcom, a 2013 horror flick, and a recent reality tv show-- but I don't know if an actual embroidery or sign appears in them, and I've also got a clip of Marge Simpson knitting 'Nome Sweet Nome'.

[enluv]

friendly reminder that bella poarch supports israel.

[crybaby-bkg]

I love that idea that wherever you have moles on your body, it indicates where you were kissed a lot in your former life!!!! it’s just so cute and comforting to me. I have a tiny one on the left side, above my top lip. another right above my jaw. a couple on the backs of both of my hands. one on the lobe of my ear and it just. MAKES ME SO SOFT!!!!! to know I was loved so much that someone couldn’t stop kissing me in these same spots and that, despite being reborn, their love has carried over onto this new body and transcends anytime spent without me. I’m so soft about it sorry

[joeyclaire]

me when cosmetics are scented like vanilla cotton candy or both: SEND IT TO ME PLEEEEAAASE SHOW IT TO ME RACHELLLL

[greyrain23]

WHO IS SHE!?

[reigningm4x]

the wayyyy max looks at baby p and how gentle he is with her waaaah

he's always meant to be a girl(step)dad :(((((((

[stitchedragdoll]

Hi Stitcher Julie! Don’t know if your found of kids, But. Meet Maggie. ^^

This is Maggie. She’s just offering you a hug. If that’s cool. Anyways. Love ya :3

Hello hello

Make sure to read the rules ! I have gotten a few roleplay asks again and I have to remind you that Stitcher cannot see you ! This blog will not roleplay ! There are special cases where I can answer, but it will only happen rarely

But to answer your questions, it's not that Stitcher isn't fond of kids, but she's terrible with them

At first she will try to be friendly and play with the kiddo, she doesn't mind hugs either, but after a while she gets bored and then I can't say the child will be safe. And worse, if the child is annoying, Stitcher won't hesitate to kill them. After all, if a kid is walking around alone in the Out of Bound, it's that there's no one to look after them, right ? Who will miss them then ? That's Stitcher's logic

You better send your kid to Keeper haha

[merakiui]

we know and love our breeding obsessed tweels .. but there’s an obvious candidate whom I haven’t seen given much attention.. and it’s our favourite apple <3

back in harveston, it’s been mentioned how there isn’t much youngins around .. apart from epel and his cousin .. but in terms of ppl his age??? 0 … so it’d be easy for his family to talk him into stuffing you full and getting you pregnant when you come visit one day… you don’t know that epel secretly introduced you to his family as his wife .. and that the analytical eyes they give you and your body was bcs they wanted to see just how many kids you could handle birthing naturally at a time… truly terrifying how they put this much thought into the time you need to rest before being full with his baby again .. bcs they don’t do hospitals but instead the women in the family use their knowledge (midwivery) to advise you </3

aa just the thought of epel and his family peer pressuring you into giving them kids and continuing the family line has you feeling all guilty </3 like it doesn’t matter what u want bcs you’d be doing it for the betterment of the village! how they convince u that eventually, when u become a mother, you’d find happiness that comes w it .. (silly reader … your choice and wants never even mattered in the first place! bcs if you showed resistance they’d just drug u and put u to sleep w epel’s unique magic and get u pregnant anyways </3)

truullyyy terrifying! beware of dear grandma’s sad puppy dog eyes knowing u refuse to give her great-grandkids! (lies … she knows what she’d doing </3)

also! can I be epel felmier anon? 🍎💜

OMG THE SOMNO POTENTIAL WITH EPEL'S UM........ how could I have missed it,,, it's literally called Sleep Kiss. T_T uuuwaaaa Epel wanting to practice his UM and you agree to let him practice it on you because surely it won't have any negative impacts, right? But he puts you to sleep and somno ensues...... or he puts you to sleep and the other first years are around as well. >_< you're like a practice pussy for them......

If anyone's going to gaslight and manipulate you into having children, it's all of Harveston. ;;;;; and most of them do it unintentionally. They just think it's so darling Epel has a best friend (read: wifey) like you who is the sweetest thing they've ever met. You and Epel make such a cute couple (of hopefully expecting parents). All of Harveston dotes on you, showering you with affection every time you visit. You're practically part of the village by now. Whenever you come to visit, whether for a holiday or a break, Marja always welcomes you with open arms, as does the rest of Epel's family. But it's Marja who is especially pleased to see you. She checks you over, asks if you've been eating well at NRC, asks if Epel's been looking out for and taking care of you, and so on.

I feel like the entire village would throw such a huge celebration when you finally become pregnant. They make such an event out of it; it startles you at first, but Epel explains this is just because there are so few children around and everyone, especially the elders, are so very excited to finally see the village grow and become more lively with young folks! You'll have everyone's full support before, during, and after your pregnancy! They are just so fond of you and are always encouraging you to eat lots (of foods that improve fertility, but you don't need to know that...).

[that-foul-legacy-lover]

DRAGON FOUL LEGACY

Fun fact! As you probably know, the vast majority of depictions of dragons have their eyes on the sides of their heads. Evolution-wise, this means that there's something out there that hunts dragons, that has them as prey.

Foul Legacy only has that one (shiny <3) eye though. Which is smack dab in the middle of the facial area. Logically, with conversion to dragon features, this means that the eye would also be in the middle. So in an evolutionary sense, Legacy could be considered a predator to all and prey to none.

(I'd also like to point out that the Rex Lapis dragon form has sides-eyes. Meaning that evolutionarily he's prey to something. How funny, that a god!dragon is prey to something that an abyssal!dragon is not...)

~ Sincerely, a dragon-obsessed nerd :D Sorry, saw a post from you regarding dragon FL and immediately had to drop these tidbits on you. Do what you will with this information :D

MORE DRAGON FOUL LEGACY OUR SCALED GROWLING FRIEND

ironically, the fierce and merciless Abyssal dragon falls for a puny human of all creatures, absolutely smitten with you after you freed him from that ghastly trap. and sometimes he wishes he wasn't- you're so difficult to keep track of! so small amidst the rest of the mortals in the harbor, and Legacy can't exactly just waltz in and pick you out from the crowd. so he uses his human disguise instead, all freckles and copper hair and cool blue eyes that light up when he sees you, gripping you around the waist and twirling in delight. you almost scream the first time, taking him for a complete stranger, but he hushes you gently and brings your hand to his face, pushing into it with his cheek just as Foul Legacy would always do, faint scales just beneath a layer of skin. a sigh of relief escapes you- before you lightly smack him on the shoulder with a pouting scowl, and Legacy's human form lets out a smooth, rumbling laugh as he nuzzles against you

he tilts his head when you stop to say hello to Zhongli, eyes narrowing in eerie curiosity. the elegant man positively reeks of the scent of prey, the other dragons Foul Legacy would occasionally hunt, sometimes for food and sometimes for the sheer thrill. you barely notice Zhongli becoming more and more uncomfortable under his gaze until he hastily excuses himself, pivoting on his heel and hurrying away while your hand is still in the air. Legacy merely hums, smug and quite pleased with himself- you're his treasure, after all. dragons have to protect their treasures. his arms come around you once more, grinning and nudging into your hand as you idly scratch under his chin. you can't keep calling him "Legacy"- it'll draw stares from the strangeness, even as he bunts and purrs against you in his human form

so you give him the name of Ajax, and his eyes light up as if he's found another beautiful treasure

[verstappen-cult]

for those wondering if how you get the girl is over. . . it is not! there are at least two or three more chapters coming. i’ve just been very busy with the holidays and haven’t had the time to sit and plan the next chapter! i’ll do it now that i’m free, so you will be have the third chapter after the new year. and if i’m fast enough before that, hopefully. 👀

[ennabear]

Ennabear you’re never annoying, dont say or even think that ever again🙄 ur funny and sweet and talented and creative and its so nice to have little chit chats with u, if you said that again imma be incredibly mad

-📝

I APPRECIATE IT NONNIEEEE THANK YOU 🤎 i think you’re funny and sweet and talented and creative too babe 🙂‍↕️ i promise you i’ll be nice to myself from now on okay… i don’t wanna make u mad 😭😭😭 mwah

[insecuregodcomplex]

v! it is 5pm! go to bed!

hehehe good evening to youuu🤭🤭