#Swatchlings x reader

[kakusu-shipping]

Emile Hides - He/She

Agender - Fray/Panromantic - Asexual - Polyam

24 years old

Autistic - OCD - Anxiety

Age Regressor - Permakid - Age Locked

Proship - Self Ship - Fudanshi

Art Tag: Emile’s Arts

Writing Tag: Emile’s Writing

Edit Tag: Emile's Edits

This is my Ship and Let Ship blog where I post about ships I like, Self Ship as loudly as possible, write X Readers curated to me and me alone, and ramble about my F/Os in the tags of other people’s posts.

Full F/O list under the cut (Very Long)

Romantic F/Os

Koro-Sensei - Assassination Classroom

Toshinori Yagi (All Might) - My Hero Academia

Nezu - My Hero Academia

Mashirao Ojiro + Neito Monoma + Hitoshi Shinso - My Hero Academia

Taishiro Toyomitsu (Fatgum) + Kendo Rappa - My Hero Academia

Atsuhiro Sako (Mr. Compress) + Jin Bubaigawa (Twice) - My Hero Academia

All For One - My Hero Academia

Makarov Dreyar - Fairy Tail

Toma E. Fiore + Mako - Fairy Tail

Jackpot - Fairy Tail/OC

Zanoba Shirone - Jobless Reincarnation

Leuvis - The Promised Neverland

Kyube - Madoka Magica

Ginko - Mushishi

Takashi Morinozuka - Ouran Highschool Host Club

Kometani Chushaku + Naruse Shisuto - Komi Can't Communicate

Masato Hanzawa - Sasaki and Miyano/Hirano and Kagiura

Gonzaburo Taishiro - Sasaki and Miyano/Hirano and Kagiura

Franky Franklin - Spy X Family

Riri - Romantic Killer

Junta Hayami - Romantic Killer

Harunobu Nikaidou - March comes in like a Lion

Otsu + Minegishi - Manly Appetites

Muta - The Cat Returns

Scorpia - She-Ra

Bismuth + Peridot + Lapis - Steven Universe

Eda Clawthorn + Raine Whispers - The Owl House

Hieronymus Bump - The Owl House

Good Billions + Bad Billions - Kipo and the age of the Wonderbeasts

Tad Mullholand - Kipo and the age of the Wonderbeasts

Ruby Gloom + Skull Boy - Ruby Gloom

The Snork - Moominvalley 2019

Lynn Angel + Nick Hoult - All Saints Street

Teddy - Bob's Burgers

Heimerdinger - Arcane

Sisu - Raya and the Last Dragon

Zack Binspin - Moshi Monsters

Allhands - Drawga

Gyorik Rogdul + Grendan Highforge + Rosé - Drawtectives

James - Pokemon Anime

N - Pokemon Black/White

Lillie - Pokemon Sun/Moon

Molayne + Sophocles - Pokemon Sun/Moon

Guzma - Pokemon Masters

Milo + Gordie - Pokemon Sword/Shield

Jacq + Saguaro + Salvatore + Hassel - Pokemon Scarlet/Violet

Kieran + Drayton - Pokemon Scarlet/Violet

Hydreigon - Pokemon Black/White2

Chesnaught - Pokemon XY

Inteleon - Pokemon Sword/Shield

Armarouge (Charlos) - Pokemon Scarlet/Violet

Sirfetch'd - Pokemon Anime

Captain Pikachu - Pokemon Anime

Heracross - Monster Mind

Smeargle + Kecleon - Monster Mind

Mario + Luigi - Super Mario

C.Q. Cumber - Splatoon 2

Mr. Grizz - Splatoon 3

Jel La Fleur - Splatoon 3

Isabelle + Tom Nook + Redd + Brewster - Animal Crossing

Papyrus - Undertale

Vulkin - Undertale

Swatchlings - Deltarune

Viktor Humphries - Slime Rancher

Dick Gumshoe - Ace Attorney

Raymond Sheilds - Ace Attorney

Phineas Flilch - Ace Attorney

Hifumi Yamada + Celestia Ludenburgh - Danganronpa 1

Teruteru Hanamura - Danganronpa 2

Toko Fukawa + Genocide Jack - Danganronpa UDG

Ryoma Hoshi + Gonta Gokuhara - Danganronpa V3

Monokuma - Danganronpa series

Shirokuma - Danganronpa series

Kyle Klim (K) + Luna - Virtue's Last Reward

GTM-CM-G-OLM - Virtue's Last Reward

Kazuaki Nanaki + Hitori Uzune - Hatoful Boyfriend

The King - Hatoful Boyfriend

Zenyatta - Overwatch

Ramattra - Overwatch

B.O.B. + Bars - Overwatch

Maximillien - Overwatch

Lynx17 - Overwatch

Iggy - Overwatch

Toy Freddy + Funtime Freddy - Five Nights at Freddy's AU

Nightmare Fredbear - Five Nights at Freddy's 4

Sun - Five Nights at Freddy's Security Breach

Leshy - Inscryption

Magnificus - Inscryption

Theodore DaCabe (The New Prince) - Chzo Mythos

Anna (The Huntress) - Dead by Daylight

Al-An - Subnautica Below Zero

Candyman - Lethal League

Gabocha - Suikoden 2

Richmond - Suikoden 2

Neclord - Suikoden 2

Luca Blight - Suikoden 2

Andras - Hell's Library

Jill Wolcott - Wayward Children

Reed + Leigh - Middlegame

Queerplatonics/Metamours

Aguri Yukimura - Assassination Classroom - Queerplatonic

Mei Hatsume - My Hero Academia - Queerplatonic

Reedus Jonah - Fairy Tail - Queerplatonic

Pantherlily - Fairy Tail - Queerplatonic

Peridot - Steven Universe - Queerplatonic

Nemona - Pokemon Scarlet/Violet - Queerplatonic

Raifort - Pokemon Scarlet/Violet - Queerplatonic

Bowser - Super Mario - Queerplatonic

Cobb - Animal Crossing - Queerplatonic

Genocider Syo (Genocide Jack/Jill) - Danganronpa UDG - Queerplatonic

Winston - Overwatch - Queerplatonic

Goobert - Inscryption - Queerplatonic

Neito Monoma + Hitoshi Shinso - My Hero Academia - Metamours

Naruse Shisuto - Komi Can't Communicate - Metamour

Minegishi - Manly Appetites - Metamour

Baron Humbert Gon Gikkingen - The Cat Returns - Metamour

Nick Hoult - All Saints Street - Metamour

Brassius - Pokemon Scarlet/Violet - Metamour

Princess Peach + Princess Daisy + Prince Peasely - Super Mario - Metamours

Shuu Iwamine - Hatoful Boyfriend - Metamour

Maugaloa Malosi - Overwatch - Friends with Benefits

Abra - Monster Mind - Friends with Benefits

Grovyle - Monster Mind - Friends with Benefits

Buizel - Monster Mind - Friends with Benefits

Rhydon - Monster Mind - Friends with Benefits

Sandslash - Monster Mind - Friends with Benefits

Lucario - Monster Mind - Friends with Benefits

Drayden - Pokemon Black/White - Trainer

Wilkstrom - Pokemon X/Y - Trainer

Salvatore - Pokemon Scarlet/Violet - Trainer

Shiintonic - Pokemon Anime - Partner

Stoutland (Rusty) - Pokemon Anime - Partner

Mincinno (Nezu) - Pokemon Sword/Shield - Partner

Armarouge (Charlos) - Pokemon Scarlet/Violet - Partner

Koraidon - Pokemon Scarlet - Partner

Ogerpon (Clementine) - Pokemon Scarlet/Violet - Partner

Weavile - Pokemon - Partner

Familials

Heatran + Entei - Pokemon - Parents

Marlo + Dora - Animal Crossing - Parents

Ginko + Adashino - Mushishi - Parents

Tony Mario - Mario Movie - Father

Mr. Grizz - Splatoon 3 - Father

William Afton - FNaF Series - Father

Ridley Wizen - Suikoden 2 - Father

Bumi - Avatar: The Last Airbender - Father

Singed - Arcane - Father

Frank Columbo - Columbo - Father

Opal - Pokemon Sword/Shield - Mother

Briar - Pokemon Scarlet/Violet - Mother

Beware - Pokemon Anime - Mother

Toriel - Undertale - Mother

Reaper Leviathan - Subnautica - Mother

Alder - Pokemon Black/White - Parental Figure

Toadsworth - Super Mario - Parental Figure

Mondatta - Overwatch - Parental Figure

Nezu - My Hero Academia - Parental Figure

Clavell - Pokemon Scarlet/Violet - Grandfather

Rizzo - Animal Crossing - Grandfather

Craig Cuttlefish - Splatoon - Grandfather

Kaoru Toudou - Baka and Test - Grandmother

Drayden - Pokemon Black/White - Uncle

Aang - Avatar: The Last Airbender - Uncle

Petri - Animal Crossing - Aunt

Elizabeth Afton - FNaF Series - Big Sister

Mitsuki Bakugo - My Hero Academia - Big Sister

Sekijiro Kan - My Hero Academia - Big Brother

Boris Wizen - Suikoden 2 - Big Brother

Micheal Afton - FNaF Series - Big Brother

Molayne - Pokemon Sun/Moon - Big Brother

Jelonzo - Splatoon - Big Brother

James Ratari - The Promised Neverland - Big Brother

Peter Ratari - The Promised Neverland - Little Brother

Victini - Pokemon Black/White - Little Brother

Arven - Pokemon Scarlet/Violet - Little Brother

Mirai Sasaki (Sir Nighteye) - My Hero Academia - Twin Brother

Kyoya Ootori - Ouran Highschool Host Club - Found Sibling

Cyrus - Pokemon Platinum - Found Sibling

Genji Shimada - Overwatch - Found Sibling

Ramattra - Overwatch - Found Sibling

Micheal Bleak - Wayward Children - Found Sibling

Mario + Luigi - Super Mario - Cousins

Ingo + Emmet - Pokemon Black/White - Cousins

Callie + Marie - Splatoon - Cousins

Sophocles - Pokemon Sun/Moon - Cousin

Samson - Animal Crossing - Cousin

Ira Blood - All Saints Street - Cousin

Cosmog (Nebby) - Pokemon Sun/Moon - Daughter

Amy Rose - Sonic Series - Daughter

Berdly - Deltarune - Daughter

Akito Sohma - Fruits Basket - Daughter

Julie - Jobless Reincarnation - Daughter

Jack + Jill Wolcott - Wayward Children - Daughters

Bede + Allister - Pokemon Sword/Shield - Sons

Pecharunt (Momotaro) - Pokemon Scarlet/Violet - Son

Rabbid Luigi (Louis) - Mario + Rabbids - Son

Espio - Sonic Series - Son

Neito Monoma - My Hero Academia - Son

Inasa Yoarashi - My Hero Academia - Son

Ichiban Natsuno - Mix; Meisei Story - Son

Black Hat - Villainous - Son

The Collector - The Owl House - Son

Hastur - The Baby in Yellow - Son

Sam - Trick R' Treat - Child

Luz + King + Hunter - Kids

Bowser Jr. + Koopalings - Super Mario - Kids

The Lab Kids - Animal Crossing - Kids

Boss Salmonids - Splatoon 3 - Kids

Warriors of Hope - Danganronpa UDG - Kids

The Monokubs - Danganronpa V3 - Kids

Rosalina - Super Mario - Niece

Sonic + Tails - Sonic Series - Nephews

Jelfonzo - Splatoon - Nephew

Katsuki Bakugo - My Hero Academia - Nephew

Snufkin - Moominvalley 2019 - Nephew

Laxus Dreyar - Fairy Tail - Grandson

505 - Villainous - Grandson

Zanoba Shirone - Jobless Reincarnation - Student

The Squidbeak Splatoon - Splatoon - Family

The Rising Volt Tacklers - Pokemon Horizons - Family

Wonderworld Inhabitants - Balan Wonderworld - Family

Danganronpa V3 Cast - Danganronpa UDG - Family

The Fairy Tail Guild - Fairy Tail - Family

Class 3-E - Assassination Classroom - Family

Fatfam - My Hero Academia - Family

League of Villains - My Hero Academia - Family

The Sohmas - Fruits Basket - Family

The Evil Slasher Orphanage - Various - Family

Besties

Toshimitsu Kubo - Baka and Test

Shoko Kirishima - Baka and Test

Irina Jelavic + Tadaomi Karasuma - Assassination Classroom

UA Teachers - My Hero Academia

Lucy's Celestial Spirits - Fairy Tail

Samuel - Fairy Tail

Yuuko Ichihara + Kimihiro Watanuki + Shizuka Domeki - XXXHolic

The Host Club - Ouran Highschool Host Club

Ritsu Sohma - Fruits Basket

Makoto Katai - Komi Can't Communicate

Miyano Yoshikazu + Sasaki Shuumei - Sasaki and Miyano

Hanazawa Masato - Sasaki and Miyano

Kuei - Avatar: The Last Airbender

Entrapta + Hordak - She-Ra

Grime + Sasha - Amphibia

Iris + Misery + Frank and Len - Ruby Gloom

The Joxter - Moominvalley

Flug Syls - Villainous

Jessie + Meowth + Wobbuffet - Pokemon Anime

Cheren + Bianca - Pokemon Black/White

Hau + Gladion - Pokemon Sun/Moon

Dendra + Miriam - Pokemon Scarlet/Violet

Team Star - Pokemon Scarlet/Violet

The Leauge Club - Pokemon Scarlet/Violet

Grimer - Monster Mind

Elvin Gadd - Super Mario

Metal Mario + Gooigi - Super Mario AU

Doctor Mario + Mr. L - Super Mario AU

Pearl + Marina - Splatoon

Spyke - Splatoon

The Mad Scientist Team - Animal Crossing

Chara - Undertale

Kris - Deltarune

Chihiro Fujisaki + Kiyotaka Ishimaru + Mondo Owada - Danganronpa 1

Kazuichi Soda - Danganropa 2

Ultimate Imposter + Ryoma Mitarai - Danganronpa 3

Hiroko Hagakura + Yuta Asahina + Taichi Fujisaki - Danganronpa UDG

The Nightmare Animatronics - Five Nights at Freddy's 4

Bonbon - Five Nights at Freddy's; Sister Location

Moon - Five Nights at Freddy's; Security Breach

Helpi - Five Nights at Freddy's; Security Breach RUIN

Huggy Wuggy + Mommy Long Legs - Poppy Playtime

Jamison Fawks (Junkrat) + Mako Rutledge (Roadhog) - Overwatch

Younster Squad (All heroes in their early 20's) - Overwatch

Team Talon - Overwatch

Nina - Suikoden 2

Klaus Windmier + Sierra Mikain - Suikoden 2

Claire + Brevity + Hero + Ramiel - Hell's Library

Thankyou very much for Reading

Crush List - Fictonal Foe List - Agere List - Ship Lists - Kin List - Koro-Sensei's F/O List

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~"System Overheat"~

(Pt. 1/2)

(Queen x Fem!Reader Oneshot)

THERE'S HARDLY ANY QUEEN FANFIC??? NOT on MY WATCH darlings this is not okay

Summary: Queen is delighted to see you at her party.

Note(s): Reader is said to be wearing a dress (specifically the dress that Orange Addison sells aka Mettaton's dress), reminder that Queen is like 7-8 freaking feet tall, Queen and (Y/N) are stupid as hell and in love, I only use a tiny bit of grammar for Queen so good luck, part 2 coming soon 🤭

How Long It Took To Write: 3 hours

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"OHOOOOHOHOHOHO!"

Queen's boisterous laugh echoed down the hall. Swatchlings were bustling about, preparing food (which mostly consisted of battery acid pies, microchip salads, and spaghetti made of wires), and serving guests. Two Swatchlings had gasped at your beauty and insisted on walking you into the party, your arms linked snugly with theirs.

Other guests at the party wore nothing fancy. They all came as they were.

But not you.

You wore a beautiful periwinkle and sky blue gown. It felt cheap, slightly itchy, but it looked like it was worth millions. You felt glorious, you looked glorious. You were glorious. Heads turned as soon as the Swatchlings used their free hands to push open the large doors that lead into the Great Hall.

Queen, who had been in the middle of sipping from her fifth glass of battery acid, stopped everything she was doing to stare across the room at you. Her jaw dropped, her screen flashed a shocked "OMG", and she stood up abruptly. In doing so, she almost stepped on Nubert.

The Swatchlings unlinked their arms from yours to bow at the approaching Queen. Each then politely told you to enjoy the party, before they departed to help the others serve and clean. You waved goodbye to your escorts, then looked up as Queen's comically tipsy sounding voice spoke to you.

"(Y/N) Sweetie Honey Darling Gravy You Look Stunning"

"Lovely"

"Perfect, Even"

"..."

"In Fact You Are Stealing My Spotlight How Rude Of You" she prodded you in the arm playfully with her knuckle, so hard that she accidentally sent you stumbling backwards a step.

You gave a scoff of pure amusement, and quickly restabilized your balance. You opened your mouth to give a playful retort and a compliment to her in return, but you were unable to get a single word in before she started blabbering again. Even more delighted by her ridiculous ramblings, you humored her, and listened while she began going on and on about the most absurd things.

"Do You Happen To Be Lacking In Potassium Because I Ordered Bananas The Other Day And Meant To Type "5" But One Of The Tasques Jumped Onto The Keyboard And Accidentally Sent An Order For 5,936 Bananas. We Now Have 5,936 Bananas And I Do Not Know What To Do With Them. They Are Currently In Their Own Room Undergoing Professional Peeling"

"Did You See That New Swan Boat In The Free Pool That's Why I Asked About Your Favorite Bird The Other Day (But I Forgot So I Just Got The Swan Because Swans Are Pretty And You're Pretty Too)"

"Did You Notice That I Bought Myself New High Heels They Are The Exact Same As Every Other Pair I Own But Shinier. I Also Bought You A Pair So We Can Match- Oh Wait That Was Supposed To Be A Surprise LOL Dang (Damn)"

"Okay Enough About Me Let's Talk About You Have A Seat"

You blinked. All of her words had begun to mesh into one very long sentence that you hadn't been keeping up with, and before you knew it, you had absentmindedly walked across the long room with her, and now you were standing at the foot of her luxurious throne. Queen often invited you to sit with her on the throne. You usually perched on the armrest while the two of you went about spectating and playfully harassing people. This occurred so often that there was a slight dip in the armrest from your constant sitting on it.

Queen sat down and elegantly crossed her left leg over her right. She slung her arm around your waist to guide you to sit with her. With a bit of difficulty (due to how large the throne was), you made it to your usual spot, your legs neatly tucked under yourself. Queen reached her free hand over to smooth out your dress for you.

"Have I Told You That You Look Cool"

You grinned and nodded, leaning against her, a giddy feeling in your heart. Now that you could finally get a word in, you accepted the compliment. "Thank you!" You replied sweetly, "You look perfect, as usual, your Majesty," you replied in a frolicsome tone. Queen gave a pleased smile, lifting her glass to sip her battery acid. After a long sip, she looked at you again.

"Thank You Sweetie ILY-" she hiccupped, hand briefly pressing against her chest as she did. It was unclear if it was genuine or if she had done it to distract from the fact she said 'ILY' without thinking. She was never the type to shy away from showing over the top affection, but dropping "I love you" was different for her.

You just took it in a friendly way. "Love you, too!"

Queen's screen briefly flashed what looked like a keyboard smash.

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Part 2 coming soon 👀 she's so silly fr darling I adore her terribly

Request Guidelines!

~Love, HotPinkBoots

Likes < Reblogs!

[a-pansexual-with-pancakes]

Remember when the Swatchlings screamed because they liked Ralsei's(?) outfit? So imagine the Swatchlings/Swatch just randomly screaming because they thought you looked cute ❤.

[the-blind-geisha]

Hello! :-) I have a request: I would like to read something about a gender neutral human reader cuddling with Swatch or some Swatchlings. I think that'd be pretty cute. I have no ideas for plot though, so it could be pure fluff if you want to do that! Thank you so much if you end up writing something like that! :^) Have a nice day!

Con: Oops, forgot to include this: for the Swatch (or Swatchling(s)) cuddle request, you can keep it SFW if you want to. I wouldn't mind it if it turned into NSFW with something like body worship though! Thank you so much for writing what you already have :-)

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A/N: I'll keep it SFW for now. Buuuuuuuuut, if I ever get around to it, I can always add the NSFW/ body worship in a continuation part of it. ♥ I sometimes add onto request--whether they are asked of me or just my own inspiration to do so. x3

But a cuddle session is super adorable~. Thanks for the request!

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“Is it not warm enough for you?” Swatch asked, cleaning out a glass that had been left unattended to.

“Not really,” you answered, trying to stay near the heating system. “I mean.. it might not be noticeable for you, because you're a monster with feathers. I'm just a human with skin.”

“A bird butler monster, but yes,” Swatch corrected, shifting his glasses up the slope of his beak. “Does your skin not keep you warm? It is odd that humans don't have a means to keep themselves warm with the very thing that covers their organs and bones.”

You tried not to laugh it off. It was a bit difficult to do though. “I wish we were built that way, but... no. We usually have to cover ourselves in blankets and other things so as not to freeze.”

>> Let Us Warm Your Day <<

[a-very-tired-raven]

Hello! Saw your post about Swatch requests, uhh do you mind general/soft headcanons for Swatch x reader

OHHHHH MY GOD MY FIRST REQUEST.

*ahem* hi! Yes! Thank you! And no I don't mind at all! Here you go :)

-Swatch is very busy seeing that he mans the restaurant,bar and his own shop but when he gets home the first thing he loves to do is have dinner and cuddle while watching TV with his SO :)

-hes very elegant but he wouldn't really care about how you act. As long as you clean up after yourself and aren't a slob.

-The man is rather touch starved tho. He doesn't really have anyone to talk to besides the swatchlings and costumers. When the queen moved into the dark town with ralsei,kris,and susie as well as the others,She didn't really need a butler anymore.

-he loves any and all affection you give him. His father wasn't the best and he was alone most of the time as child due to his mother being out all the time providing for him.

-He tends to work himself to exhaustion sometimes and he can be very stubborn about working. He'll need his SO's help with forcing himself to relax.

-He loves reading to his SO, especially when the both of you are laying down for bed, it's something his mother used to do when she had free time

-he squeaks and tweets a lot in his sleep instead of snoring. Don't tell him tho! He'll deniey it every time

-he loves sweet,and salty things. He's rather not fond of spicy things as his tolerance is basically non existent.

-He takes lots of care of the swatchlings and make sure they gets lots of rest and aren't over worked. Use your own advice hypocrite . He's kinda like a brotherly figure for them or kinda like that one cousin that your closest to and look up to the most.

I hope these are good! Sorry if the formatting is a bit wonky, I use a tablet and the Screen is much bigger then a phone heh 😅

[clickbait-official]

Okay we should absolutely talk more about Swatch so!!

Okay first off, Flustered swatch is either really obvious or you could never tell- I love the idea that their feathers puff up whenever they get flustered?? They’re suddenly just a little puff ball and it’s so wonderful.

Also i want to raise the idea that their uniform would turn slightly pink! I mean the swatchlings change the hue of their uniforms based off of the things you say, why wouldn’t swatches do the same??

They give wonderful gifts!! From flowers to food, if they know you like it they’ll bring it to you free of charge :)

Swatch getting tired and resting their head on top of yours? absolutely!

The swatchlings absolutely adore you both for the fact that you treat them very well and the fact when Swatch isn’t horribly flustered he’s very happy around you!

Man i will talk about the deltarune characters forever, and Swatch is just so amazing -🕰

🕰 anon my beloved

masterlist

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- is just. a sucker for you

- I think Swatch is kinda based of like…a MS Paint platform??

- and the Swatchlings correspond to a specific color because of it!

- mainly i see red, blue, yellow, orange, and green

- also the swatchlings are the BEST wingmen (pun intended)

- will play jazz just to get swatch all blushy

- actually will do anything to get swatch all blushy

- the more you dance around each other, the more ridiculous and obvious the swatchlings become

- (would the swatchlings also feel the same for you?? are they like..,.swatch’s clones??)

- swatch ( my beloved ) would be the BEST partner you cannot convince me otherwise

- they smell like paint (and feathers) which is actually really soothing to me

- i bet they’d also give really good massages?? on top of knowing ur favorite foods and flowers??

- i also bet they’d touchstarved give this birb a hugggg

- i have swatch brainrot can you tell

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Reprogram Your Future

[SFW] Polyamorous Reader x Spamton / Swatch / Addisons / Swatchlings Fic 

(whew that’s a mouthful)

(A/N:

I wanna preface this by thanking y'all for reading this fic! It took several days of revisions and editing, but here's the first chapter of my pride and joy!!! I hope you like it!!! <3

Also! I will add a chapter every few days!)

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Chapter 1: Breaking the Prophecy

The sound of static and a soft hum like an old CRT television invaded the air. Overwhelming amounts of trash bags and boxes surrounded the area; your windpipe constricted as you tried to confirm your situation. You hadn’t eaten dinner, and the smell from the garbage heap replaced your hunger with nausea--laying directly on contained bags of waste was not helping.

Provided that you weren’t actually dead, you pushed yourself off the bags.

--

Just a while ago, you were closing Hometown’s library. Wiping table surfaces, sweeping up the library, and shutting down the lab computers were part of the customary closing ritual that you and your coworker Berdly established after you first started your job. 

One night, he asked if you would be fine by yourself so he could prepare for his group project the next day, and there was no issue, of course. Cleaning alone while listening to the radio was more therapeutic than hearing the feathered teen brag about his brilliance. You remember how he mistook your excessive enthusiasm for disappointment and attempted to comfort you. Beneath the cocky exterior, he was a nice kid.

     *I am truly sorry that I can’t assist you tonight, my lone coworker.

     *But fear not, Y/N! Your bird in glow-in-the-dark armor will provide you with the power to survive this despondent, treacherous night!

     *Here--from one working-class citizen to another--a prized can of Gamer Fuel!

     *(You got Gamer Fuel.)

The radio’s static-filled songs contrasted to the usual monotony of the air conditioner and stifled giggles of teens throughout the day. Moving to a small town with low apartment costs and fair-paying jobs kept you in a more secure living situation than your life beforehand.

Although your new job was pleasant, the unchanging pattern of registering books and reordering shelves waned your motivation. It had only been a week, but you considered working extra jobs as a shop assistant or a school tutor for a semblance of dynamism. You sprayed and wiped the last part of your counter, understanding that the additional work would give more purpose than sitting at the same counter for the rest of your life.

Not wanting to get home too late, you focused on your surroundings to find more tasks to complete.

Under your work surface was the “gamer fuel,” a green drink to “power your long night ahead,” and while you appreciated the gift, it was barely worth the heart palpitations. Thankfully, the small can of acid fit in your khaki pants; otherwise, you would have to sacrifice the liquid to a nearby maple tree.

On top of the counter, there was an Ice E drawing along with a few papers left by an anonymous yellow lizard to hang on the Teen’z Own board. Parsing the sheets, you saw that she left an anime review for Mew Mew Kissy Cutie 2, the writings giving you mild interest. The enigmatic lizard, you recalled, lurked into the library that day wearing Mew Mew pajamas and a pair of sunglasses. 

There was a moment where you panicked from thinking she was a hitman-in-disguise, what with her strange outfit and briefcase, but it turned out she just came to drop off her work. After she slunk back out, Berdly commented that she reminded him of someone he knew, but he couldn’t quite place a finger on who. Knowing him, it’s probably someone from a video game, but that didn’t matter anyway. The review was well enough that you hoped it would liven up the place.

“Maybe some lucky soul would enjoy reading it, too,” you murmured with a slight grin.

With the final staples on the eye-catching article and the Ice E drawing, you continued your quest of closing up the Librarby. Ignoring the droop in your eyelids, your body lumbered towards the lab to sweep away the shed fur of a white dog who finished a new chapter of his game recently--he definitely deserves loads of rest for his hard work. You were placing down your stapler on the Teen’z Table when you noticed something strange: the lab door was partially open despite Berdly closing it before he left.

Suddenly, a loud warble and crackling bang interrupted your thoughts. Accompanying it, a black fog informed you that someone else, or something else, was here with you. The cloud ended at the doorway, and in the library’s light, it seemed like there was an invisible wall denying it entrance into the room you were in. It didn’t smell of smoke; in fact, there was no smell at all. If you didn’t remember that the lab’s lights were on earlier, you would’ve thought that everything was shut off. The cloud was disturbingly opaque. 

In the time that you stood there trying to understand what was happening, a flash of green emerged from the fluid shadows and rushed past, knocking you over the table. They sped off while you pushed yourself up and ran after them. "Come back…!”

“...here...?" But nobody was there. After scanning the sugar maple trees and dead buildings for any movement, you couldn’t find the perpetrator. Running around the street for a trespasser was not how you wanted to spend the rest of your night, so you walked back in to clean up the mess. 

As you returned to the library, however, a new scene sat ahead of you.  There was an emptiness where computers and desks used to exist, and the doors of the lab cast long shadows with a non-existent light source behind them, its threatening void very enticing. An otherworldly wind blew through the doorway, turning the air into an intense cold. Nothing remained of the lab.

What happened?

What did that person do?

Why is it... so... dark...?

Desperate for answers, your thoughts crashed into each other before you could process what you were doing. With each unanswered question, you inched ever closer to the opening. Seafoam green walls turned to grey, and a frigid bitterness overtook your legs, causing you to carelessly shuffle a step into the doorway.

“Wait-”

Your nerves recoiled too late.

You grasped at the air for any object to keep you from becoming gravity’s new victim. Lost balance dictated the consequences of your unchecked curiosity and dragged you to the depths of your world. The soft greys intensified with each passing second, turning darker, yet darker into saturated shades of blue. The increasing velocity knocked the air out of your lungs, but even through the pain, no screams could escape your throat.

Accompanying the pull of force, harsh temperatures cut at your exposed skin. You fell through several atmospheres in the span of a few seconds, causing the stinging air to ease into a warm envelopment around you. Immediately following the increasing heat though, your body flung into non-solid ground, eyes slamming shut on impact. Darkness and silence temporarily replaced your thoughts.

--

For the last hour, he’s been trying to revive the dying light bulb.

It flickered back to life occasionally when he wiggled it, but its glow would only last for a minute or so, much to his annoyance. Why is it that when he needs things the most, they abandon him? Aside from that but if someone were to stop by, how would they know that the shop was open? 

Imagine the loss of a possible customer, the first one since his prime years! Maybe he could strike a deal with the bulb? He grabbed the black rotary phone from its stool and placed it on the cardboard box he called a shop counter where it wouldn’t be crushed in the event that he, or the bulb, fell. Following that, he climbed the stool and steadied the swinging, wired light source to meet his face.

“[Free Trial Has Ended], YOU SAY? WHAT ABOUT F0R THE PRIC3 OF [My Unconditional And Endless Devotion]? I COULD EVEN THROW IN A [Limited Supply] OF NOT [Resorting To Violence] IF YOU WOULD. JUST. WORK.” 

His offer was met with darkness. Gritting his teeth whilst making empty promises was not the way to fix this; he needed to pull out the big guns. With a deep inhale and clenched jaw, he hissed out a salesman’s sacred word:

“...PLEASE.”

With a single, defeated tug at the bulb, it lit up again with full brightness.

“...   WHAT    . SER> IOUSLY!!!  ?! THAT’S ALL IT    TOOK??? I POURED OUT MY [Ribcage], OFFERED YOU MY [Hyperlink Blocked], AND ALL YOU W4NTED WAS FOr ME TO [[Beg for yuor compliance]  !!! (/S) ?!! YOU ONLY SEE M3 AS A [[Desperate]] PIECE OF [Pick 5 meats for 20$], DOn^T YOU.”

In response to his insults, the light bulb shut off abruptly, no forewarning flickers or anything. The dead bulb reflected an image of a black-and-white ventriloquist dummy standing on a rickety stool with his segmented fingers clinging hopelessly to the clear, round item. 

The puppet, in all of his broken, disheveled glory, held a desperation that could only be seen in his movements and mannerisms, for the yellow-and-pink glasses over his eyes hid most of his sentiment. Behind him, there were paint cans and open cardboard boxes alongside a hastily-painted brick wall of sky and sun. He continued to present the successful salesman facade all the while frenzied by the death of a light bulb he’s owned since his decline.

“A [AAA Batteries]!!!!!!!  I THOUGHT WE HAD SOMETHING [Specil]!!! YOU WERE MY LAST [Confidante] FROM [My Favorite Year]!!! MY [[Partner-in-crime]][(C)1997]!

WHY.

[Y]!!!

[‘Why, Oh, Why’] WON’T YOU WORK WITH ME!!! YOU ARE JUST LIKE [the Rest of Them], YOU LITTLE [$IX$]. I NEED. THE [[Light.]]” He croaked out the last line before his glasses glazed over with static, the better version of himself revealing through the corrupted data.

“Please... it’s so dark...”

His chaotic pleadings were cut short when the sound of a crash broke the external world’s ambiance. The noise was unlike anything he’s heard before, almost like it was a disturbing mixture of an explosion and a car wreck.

That doesn’t sound right; no cars have been around here since the roller coaster was constructed. He shook off his pathetic scene. Then, he pushed up his glasses, patted down the wrinkles in his jacket, and slicked back his greasy, dandruff-ridden mullet. If he’s going to perish to some unknown entity, he’d best do it with the little dignity he has left. Jumping off the stool, the call of curiosity and poor impulses led him to his shop door.

With a small push, he opened his storefront. 

Outside, there was no creature waiting to pounce or any bomb in the shape of a dog. The only thing there was the standard broken entrance to this part of the dump; nothing appeared to be out of place.

Or so he thought. Past the destroyed opening, there was a limp body laid atop a throne of trash bags. He recognized the body to be of Light World origin because of a singular floating item on top of them, recalling the same appearance of heart-shaped objects that scorned his ads and sales pitches so many times before. A Lightner’s SOUL.

This one gravitating over the stranger’s remains was on the brink of shattering. He could easily snatch it, for it was so weak that the common color vibrancy was dulled to a shade of grey with cracks engulfing it. Such an act would be too cruel though--even a wretched guy like him had a capacity for kindness. 

He scampered to see the almost-corpse up close, tripping over his stubby legs most of the way. Why he rushed to their side was quickly revealed as he pulled out a Pipis, an object that was either an egg, a clam, or a can of soda, and cracked it open. Erupting from the contents was a miniature angel sprite of the puppet himself.

    */// cast PipisHeal.

The winged version of himself fluttered around his hair, tousling the once-smooth texture into a tangled mess fit for his person. “YOU [[8-bit]][Gnat]!!! I NEED yOU- NEED YUO- N EED YOU T0 PROVIDE [Direct Primary Care] TO THIS [Half-pr1ce][[Sponge!]]!!!    NOW [[Hit the road]]!!!” 

He smacked it towards the unfortunate victim where it immediately started healing the dying SOUL. “IF THIS NEW PLAN GOES THE WAY I [[Hopes and Dreams]], THEN I’LL BE SO  

I’LL BE SO

I’LL BE S0  !!1!1!”

His dialogue went nowhere. He vibrated in anticipation with his jaw working in tandem, the fragmented parts of his face becoming even more twisted with glitches and other inconceivable horrors. In hindsight, maybe he shouldn’t be so blatant; a construction worker could be around the region. With this in mind, the dummy salesman only lightly clicked his teeth together, and during his wait, he glanced over the Lightner.

“THEY [Got Some Nice Digs] FOR SOMEONE WHO WAS [[Evicted From Heaven]] AND PLUNGED INTO [A H3aping Pile Of] GARBAGE.” His unconscious customer wore clothing of expensive taste, the fit reminding him of a certain cafe associate who was one of the killers of his high-class life. Despite the differences in colors and armor placement, his nostalgic bitterness overtook his initial scheme.

“ACTUALLY. DOn’T FULLY [[Repair the Broken ITEM]] JUST YET;  WE HAVEN ‘ T GOTTEN TH3M TO AGREE TO A [Payment Plan]!!! I WILL NOT PROVIDE [Free Cable Services] [[Willy Nilly]] JUST BECAUSE OF MY [[Bleeding Heart]]!!!"

"LOOK,” he pointed to a large green battery with the name “Gamer Fuel” in their pocket, “THIS COULD [Press F1 For] HELP WITH THE [[LIGHT]]. BRING  IT.”

A professional’s gotta look presentable, he justified to himself, and this could be a good replacement energy source for his light bulb. Amid his payment, his client rustled from their near-eternal slumber, urging him to conclude his sprite’s work and leave before he got caught.

“HURRY, [LITTEL] SPAMLET. THE LI GhtNER WILL [Wake Up And Smell The Roses] AT ANY MOMENT, “ he snapped under his breath, swiftly calling off the digital sprite and scurrying back to his shop before his client caught whiff of the e_mail guy’s scam and offkey smell.

--

    *(You followed mourning shadows to the end of the road. The neon lights that once left a glittering trail to the shop were now dead.)

    *(You told the dark that he healed you when he could have taken your SOUL easily. There was an uncomfortable silence.)

    *(A yellow shape in the multicolored darkness spoke first.)

    *You know, Y/N...

    *He was... Like the rest of us.

    *Just... a little unlucky.

    *For some reason, his products never seemed to hit...

    *... and the Lightners never even looked his way.

    *... Poor guy.

Little by little, your consciousness returned to you. Your emerging thoughts were muddled with a voice unlike your own; their sorrow squeezed the back of your throat and pierced your eyes. Almost in an instant, your mind immediately erased the misdirected anguish and replaced it with another issue. 

You remembered that you hadn't eaten yet, and your stomach twisted itself in panic. Because of the combined pain in your body and the obnoxious lights, your brain and heart hammered together, similar to button smashing game controls. Those were good indicators that you were alive. Swaying, your body lifted itself from the pile.

You swiped away the trash littered on you and painfully climbed down the throne of trash bags. As you scaled the slope, the surrounding objects caught your eye. Finally setting your feet on the ground, you focused on particular details. 

There were neon signs that pointed away from the city. In the shadows, you saw that the trail led to a dead-end with an entrance at the side of the wooden structure beside you. Not wanting to waste your second chance at living, you limped away from the ominous area although it felt like you were missing something.

Continuing, there was a little red nub poking out from the ground.  As you approached it, the bump frantically spun around, and this caused you to let out a yelp, frightening it more.

"Sorry! Nubert isn't used to Lightners sneaking up on Nubert." He-- you wondered if the creature went by he-- cautiously extended his tiny head towards you. "But, sayyy… Nubert has advice for you.” Although he was the height of your ankle and you could easily punt him, you leaned in with mutual suspicion.

"Nubert thinks you should watch out in this city. Too many Darkners would want to harm a Lightner like you!" You gave Nubert an unamused glare before realizing that he wasn't trying to make a threatening introduction. Darkners? Lightners? Your face shriveled in on itself.  Never mind the confusing terminology, if there were people who wanted to hurt you, you were done for. You were still injured from the fall, and you didn’t have any armor on-

Wait. Hold on.

You glanced down, but before you properly examined your clothing, Nubert interrupted with a bouncy reply, "Nubert's sorry that Nubert couldn't help more than that! OH! What if Nubert gave you his treasure? Nubert has no idea what’s in it, but Nubert thinks it might be helpful!" He plunked into the ground, leaving a little indent of concrete and dirt in his place. 

A few seconds later, he sprouted up again and declared in a muffled voice, "Nubert’s box is now yours! Maybe you need it more than me."

On his squished face laid a red, Nubert-sized chest with a golden hinge. "You would give this to a stranger? That's... kind of you, Nubert.” The rate at which you and Nubert came to trust each other nearly gave you whiplash, but in a frantic situation like yours, it would be best to hold any criticisms on your part. 

With this in mind, you opened your arms and placed your hands under the bottom, making sure to lift with your legs and not your injured back. Then, while you opened the box’s lid, the small being comically explained how he came across a site where some fancy Darkners were building a weird contraption, and he saw one of the workers place down the chest.

“Yeah, Nubert saw them test a forcefield, too! If Nubert had remained any sooner, Nubert could’ve been stuck with the box for a WHILE!” Confusion ran through your mind. There was only a red scarf in the contents of the case, and someone thought to hide it behind a forcefield? What was so special…or dangerous about this item? Flipping the clothing around, there were bits of static and energy pulsing through the fibers.

“Nubert… It is safe for me to wear this, right?” It seems… strange to say the least. You tossed it in your palms some more. Dying by a magical scarf was not how you wanted to go, especially after surviving a thousand-foot fall.

“UHHH. To be honest, Nubert has no idea! Though, you could put it on Nubert to check; it’s a sacrifice Nubert is willing to make for his new friend!!!”

You were stubborn in rejecting the irrational idea. Provided that you had just met and he was your only ally at the moment, harming the little guy was not part of your still-growing survival plan.

--

What was once an action built from genuine regard for him soon evolved into an effort to not strangle the creature yourself.  Nubert nudged your leg and repeated “come on” at least a hundred times until you placed the fabric around his neck/body after a minute of the torture. It was almost frightening how your hands wrapped it with no hesitation. Following your not-so-subtle agitation, Nubert silently bounced while you two waited. And waited. And waited-

“Yeah, it’s safe, Nubert.”

“Yeah, it’s safe, Lightner!”

Simultaneously, he threw the scarf at you with a swift movement, and you caught it around your own neck. He vibrated in relief as you tugged at the uncomfortable microfiber cloth; a twinge of regret flashed through your mind due to the scarf’s electrical charges. Unfortunately, there’s nothing to do about it now unless you wanted your and Nubert’s trouble to be all for naught. 

He chortled out, “Well, Lightner, hope you take care! Nubert’s going to discard this box and check on the forcefield’s progress!!!” You nodded and carried the chest over to Nubert, where he took the container and plopped into the ground for the last time. What a great guy, if a bit trying.

    *FiberScarf was added to your WEAPONS.

Now that you mostly understood the gravity of your situation and the technicalities of existing in this world, you covered yourself with the harsh fabric and walked about the road, trying to figure out your next step in staying alive.

Although that was your plan at first, you noticed a doorframe near you. The opening didn’t have any contents in it, reminding you of the lab’s entrance but with a thinner outline instead. Furthermore, the wooden structure didn't peek from behind either; this revelation disturbed you as much as the lab doors did.  Curious to see if the doorway’s behavior was the same, you nearly stuck your hand in the lone frame until a sound woke you from your thoughts.

Clink, clank, CRASH!

At the dead-end far from you, you heard the sound of glass shatter and distorted laughter followed by yells, the vocals reminding you of a stereotypical car salesman.

“[$IX$] [#&%!] GODDAMN IT-!”

--

That was the opposite of what he wanted! His idea to use the Lightner’s battery for his purposes backfired on an irreparable level. A few long wires sizzled beside one end of the battery with another charred few hanging off the lightbulb.

Provided that the light bulb swayed from the electric line like usual, the distinction this time was that it wouldn’t light up ever again. Now nothing but a shattered remnant, the clear orb’s pieces mocked him with barely-lit mirrors of him in every shatter. He gathered each part in his palms, not paying any mind to the already-abundant scrapes on his ceramic fingertips.

Then, kneeling with the bundle of bits in his hand, he started deciding his next move. Light bulbs in the Dark World weren’t too expensive thankfully, but adding the cost of duct tape and wires stretched his already-low funds...

“[Loud Sigh] MAYBE… No. MY [[Operation Running on Shoestrings]] WILL HAVE TO [New Relocation Site] FOR NOW. AT LEAST UNTIL-”

Knock, knock, knock. A shaky voice reached through, “Hello...? Is someone there?? I heard something break; are you okay in there???” More knocks. “Anyone?” 

For a second, the creature of blended material stiffened. Sweat dripped down his ceramic, sharp nose, his polyester torso lurched, and his once-white, synthetic-cotton pants remained bent around the shop floor’s grime.

Unlike his uncorrupt counterparts, his domain didn’t have a beautifully arranged stock of products or any coherent neon ads or even a shopkeeper with a non-creepy smile and teacup pose. This was all that endured.

Nevertheless, he picked himself up from the revolting ground, dropping the shattered pieces in his movement. The delirious man muttered to the dark, “HOhO, BUDDY. IT’$,, THE LIghT/NER. THEY GOT HERE [Quicker and Easier] THAN I HAD IN [[Mind Palace]].” 

He brushed off the glass and waltzed to the door, but before he could unlock the knob, a major problem remained unsolved. How would the Lightner see in this level of darkness? He was used to the dimness in his sight: the Knight made sure of that. But that didn’t help with his client. In his and his shop’s state, they would just flee, leaving him with no sales and a still-busted light.

As if he came up with the best idea in the Dark World, the salesman scrambled to a nearby scrap of newspaper.

On it, there was an article talking about a small business owner becoming a Big Shot overnight. The terms “Big Shot” were capitalized over a black-and-white photo of an Addison Darkner with a meek smile lovingly encapsulating their radiant eyes. The Darkner was standing in front of seven more compatriots, a group of Addisons in varying shades of the newspaper’s ink linked together by various hugs and still laughter. With a completely-white mullet and a tall, non-segmented body, the business owner was shaking hands with Cyber World’s queen in front of her castle.

He looks happy.

Regardless, the wistfulness was short-lived because, in the next moment, the stubby puppet splattered white paint over the entire piece. Then, he proceeded to bend reality, warping his head to a size ten times larger and blowing a powerful breath on the torn paper. Splotches of white flew to the ground, but the newspaper was dried otherwise--the printed words of his past were no more. He broke open a blue paint can and hastily wrote with his fingertips.

--

You knocked several times on the grey door to no avail. 

The part of you with survival instincts screamed to turn back, to continue walking to the lit buildings of this world, and to forget this dead-end existed. Neon signs with scribbles on them were probably deterrents to normal folks, but you proceeded to walk to this dump. In your peripheral, there were destroyed cars and even more trash than the pile you fell on. Your curiosity and impulsivity will be the death of you.

You shuffled your feet in wait. Laying on a pile of boxes was Nubert’s treasure chest--he did throw away the box. On one of the black cars, you saw a dealer license plate with the name “BIG SHOT AUTOS” plastered in bold font. 

Soon, strange noises came through the door while you looked around. At first, you heard a whisper, then the scrape of metal and paper. If that wasn’t enough, you were nearly deafened by the sound of a leaf blower, and when you were close to knocking the door down, it opened and shut immediately, a small white hand leaving a sign on the front:

    *HELLO! WE ARE TEMPORARILY MOVING!! TO A NEW OFFICE!!!

    *PLEASE NOTE OUR NEW LOCATION:

At the end of the carelessly scrawled note was a set of directions to their office.

    *ACROSS THE 10-LANED HIGHWAY AND NEAR THE BEGINNING OF THE CYBER CITY BRIDGE

    *COME

    *ALONE

“Oh, uh, thank you! I-I’m glad to see that you’re doing fine!!! Maybe I’ll stop by there…? Uhh- anywaytakecare!!!” You hobbled away from the menacing trash area, taking a mental note of the grey door’s sign and the void-filled doorway for later. Why are there doors in a disposal area anyway??? You wondered out loud as you rushed past the ominous door again.

--

Several life-fearing strides later, you reached the first fork in the opening to the bright and loud city.

The route in front of you pointed to a sign that said: WELCOME TO THE CITY. A path to your left headed to balloons, boxes, and stands of amusement park equipment. You chose the latter, seeing as Nubert warned you about coming across other Darkners, and going straight into a crowded city may not be the brightest idea. Hopefully, this route would be better. 

The amusement park road contained a few pink cones, and as you walked by them, the cones yipped and scampered to block the original area... Seeing pink dogs in the shapes of traffic cones was not the weirdest phenomenon of the day. Regardless, there was no way back.

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(End Notes:

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In which Swatch's insecure S/O asks a surprising question - "What do you see in me?" Their kindness and support of the people they care about hasn't gone unnoticed, but they still worry that they might not be good enough. As far as Swatch is concerned, this won't stand at all...

(Please, and thanks in advance! Hope I didn't leave anything out by mistake 🧡)

SWATCH IMAGINES ||

The Dumb Thing Series: 5

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SWATCH

You and him were at the café and it was about closing hour, Swatch had sent the Swatchlings home while he volunteered to finish up whatever’s left to do there. Of course you stuck around. Not just because you wanted to be by him but to..ask a question and maybe find some reassurance from your lover..

You and him were standing near a table, as you had been following him around as you both idly chatted while he was putting dirty dishes on a tray. On a normal bases you two would have full blown conversations whether he was working or not but with the way your mind was swirling around on that one thought, you couldn’t really bring yourself to say much.

You got the courage and finally blurted out the question that was bothering you. Swatch deadpan looked you in the face. Not a word, no movement- He seemed to be at a standstill..like a statue for that mere minute as you popped the question.

You weren’t going to lie, that minute felt like forever. Slight anxiety began to form in your stomach as you looked him back in the eye, past his sunglasses. Swatch sincerely was a gentlemen. But even if so, he can definitely be intimidating whether he means it purposely or not.

Finally, what seemingly felt like minutes going by in seconds, He moved. He softly put down the tray on the table next to the both of you and then reached his hand out to hold yours, gently taking ahold of it.

He moved in just a tad closer, bending his head down slightly as he moved your hand up to his mouth and he placed a sweet kiss on the back of it. “You simply ask the silliest of questions sometimes, my love.” A very small but visible enough smile graced his face.

He lowered your hand down to where his abdomen was and he clasped it with his other hand. Giving it a very light squeeze.

He bent down more, as he was rather tall and leaned in closer to your face. Just a few inches away from it as you gazed into each other’s eyes.

You held your breathe. You both may have been dating for sometime but this man’s actions and features still made you swoon. And his personality wasn’t any better- Just a reminder why you fell in love with him everyday.

“Dear, what do I see in you?…” He mirrored your question back to you. He tilted his head to the side. “I’ll tell you what I see in you.”

“I see a truly, genuinely amazing kind person. What you do, what you say and the things you accomplish my light, do not go unnoticed. I strongly assure you of that. I see it, everybody does- all those around you. Whether they mention it to you or not.” A low sigh escaped his mouth, not one that was in annoyance or anger but one that came off as a relived type.

One of his hands let go of yours and he sneaks it behind your back, placing it right in the middle and pulls you close. He lays his head on your shoulder, and he continued to speak. “You’re good enough. In fact, dear, better than good. You’re fantastic, wonderful, delightful-“ Your small giggle cut him off, if it didn’t you were sure he would’ve continued on for a bit longer. Your eyes were teary during his speech and just got more watery.

A small chuckle came out from him that you earned in response for the giggle you let out. “Never think you aren’t enough. You’ll always be beyond that simple ‘good’. You’ll always be higher than just that simple word. And you’ll always mean more than you could think to those people you care and cheer on for. Including me.” He lifted his head from your shoulder and pulled back just enough for him to get a full view of your face. You looked like you were on the verge of completely crying, as tears slowly were starting to trickle down your face.

He let go of your hand and brushed your tears away, after he was done with that he intertwined your fingers together once more. You moved your free hand up that was holding onto his arm at some point during the conversation and placed it on the back of his neck, taking hold. He got close again and began planting small lingering kisses all over your face. “I love you, sweetheart.” You gave out a choked laugh, “I love you too, Swatch.”

In the end, you and him just spent a little time with each other in the closed café, basking in one another’s presence and just slow danced to the silence…

///

A/N: I’m so sorry this was late! I haven’t written for Swatch before so I’m praying that I at least got some accuracy in there. Also this hits home. I hope you do realize you most(definitely) are good enough and an awesome person, Anon!! 💖

[clanwarrior-tumbly]

Masterlist: Deltarune x Reader

(SPOILERS)

Prophecy Trio🗡

HCs: Kris x Tired!S/O

HCs: Relationship w/ Susie

Kris + Monster!Friend!Reader (hurt/comfort)

Hair petting w/ Susie

Offering a snack w/ Ralsei

Protecting Ralsei from enemies

HCs: Reacting to Darkner!S/O turning to stone

Rouxls 🧩

Cheering up Rouxls after Ch 2's events

HCs: Meeting Rouxls

HCs: Rouxls x Playwright!S/O

Jevil 🃏

Tba

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Spamton ✉

Sneaking into Queen's Mansion (Fem Reader)

Fighting over $100 DD (Fem Reader)

Bake Sale (Fem Reader)

Spamton x Addison!Reader (Angst)

Meeting Addison!Spamton

Spamton x Tall!Darkner!Reader

HCs: Spamton meeting Half-Bird!Lightner!Reader

HCs: Cheering up S/O

HCs: Moving in w/ S/O (hurt/comfort)

HCs: Becoming friends

HCs: Meeting Doll!Darkner!Reader

HCs: Spamton w/ Affectionate!S/O

First Kiss

"I don't deserve this, I don't deserve you" prompt

Spamton NEO

Becoming an Addison after his strings are cut

Looking after Sick!NEO

Freeing NEO from his strings

Queen 🍷

Meeting Darkner!Camerahead!Reader HCs

Addisons

Confronting them over Spamton's abandonment

Caring for Sick!Spamton

HCs: Addisons as parental figures

Guilt in Jealousy (Pink hurt/comfort)

Comforting Blue

Sweet Cap'n Cakes

Prophecy Trio meeting SCC's Shy!Chubby!TVhead!S/O

Other NPCs

HCs: Ambyu-Lance & Virovirokun's rivalry over Reader

HCs: Hacker + Reader

HCs: Cuddling w/ Seam

Offering Lancer a snack

HCs: Rudinn!Reader befriending Lancer

Butler!Reader's first day at work (w/ Swatch + Swatchlings)

Player/Vessel/SOUL!Reader ( + Pocket Boss/Shared Control AUs)

Player meeting Pocket Bosses

Snowgrave/Violent Routes & AUs ❄

Reader Sacrificing Themselves to save Berdly (Snowgrave)

Spamton Revived by Necromancer!Reader (Salt)

Misc

Halloween Fun (Fun Gang, Jevil, & Spamton)

[seaofghouls]

DELTARUNE CHAPTER 2 SPOILERS!!

spamton x reader

You swiftly made your way out of the mansion for the day with a smile on your face. Hm.. It wouldn’t hurt to stop by the tea shop on the way back, would it? A nice treat. Ah, The Addisons. Had the best products money could buy. Though, none could top Mr. Spamton’s sales. He went missing years ago, however.

The smile on your face diminished as you thought about it. You were fairly close to him, when he lived in the mansion. There were two head butlers, you and Swatch. You both managed Color Cafe and ordered the Swatchlings around, as well as attending to Queen’s bidding. Both of you had been fairly busy as of late, with the lightners arrival.

You almost didn’t even realize that you had arrived at your destination, enveloped in your thoughts. Tea.. that’s right. Mayhaps you should pick up some cake as well.

“Good evening, [Name]! To what do I owe the pleasure of pleasing the head butler?” Pink greeted.

“Hello, Pink! I’ve come to pick up some tea and maybe some cake.” You smiled at him.

“And I thought I told you that my status doesn’t affect anything outside of work. You don’t have to make such a big deal out of it.” You sighed.

“Keep telling yourself that, but you’re much more important than you may think.” Pink said.

“Yeah, yeah, I get it.” You huffed.

“Anywho, got any new tea flavors?” You asked.

“I do indeed! Believe it or not, four new flavors have been shipped in with the arrival of the lightners. Kris, Susie, Ralsei and Noelle.” Pink said.

“Hm.. Noelle sounds good. Queen’s peon, I believe. She’s a delight.” You hummed.

Pink prepared your tea as you talked about her.

“Always talking about that Susie girl. Ah, young love. It’s refreshing, to say the least.” You smiled.

Pink hummed in agreement. “And did you want any cake?”

“Oh, yes, of course, just give me the usual flavor.” You said.

“She’s so timid but when she speaks her mind, it’s a sight to see. She’s so sweet, especially to Birdley. Which.. I find it a bit complexing based on their relations.” You continued on.

“I see. Here’s your items.” Pink handed the tea and cake to you and you payed him back.

“Thanks, Pink. Man, I should get going. It’s getting late.” You said, looking at the time.

“Well, I’ll be off. Good night, Pink!” You waved.

“Good night!” The Addison smiled.

You dropped your bags on the counter in your apartment and sighed. It’s been a long day. Plopping down on the couch, you sighed contently and turned on the television. You could probably order some food or whatever. You didn’t really feel like cooking.

You groaned in annoyance as your phone rang.

“..Hello?”

“Oh [Name] Sugar Honey Sweetie Gravy Pie!”

“Ah, hey Queen. It’s.. afterhours. Did you need something?” You sat up.

“I’m Terribly Sorry But I Need You To Come Back To The Mansion. I Can’t Find The Lightners And I Need Both You And Swatch.” She said.

Of course.

“Yeah, yeah, I’m on my way. Just sit tight.” You sighed, getting ready.

The city was noisy as ever, cars blocking up certain paths. You made your way into the mansion eventually, though. Swatch was waiting for you when you entered.

“So, we’re on a goose hunt from what I understand?” You asked, looking at them.

“It would seem that way, yes. The Swatchlings are maintaining the shop, so for now, let’s split up to find them.” Swatch said.

“Is Queen sure they’re even here?” You asked.

“Why Yes I’m Absolutely Positive [Name]!” Queen said, seemingly materializing out of thin air.

You would be surprised, but this tends to happen a lot.

“..Alright. Better get going then. Break a leg.” You said with a grin.

“I could say the same to you.” Swatch returned your expression.

You looked and looked around your selected areas of the mansion but with no trace of anything yet. You shouldn’t be surprised, it is a mansion after all. You arrived upon a door, leading into the basement. Hearing destruction entailing within, you decided to check it out. Sounds like a commotion, so it’s likely that they’re here.

What are they fighting? You had not the slightest clue. The basement was dark and damp. You simply followed the sound of the commotion. Kris, Susie and Ralsei were at the edge of the room and Kris was kneeled down.

“There you guys are! Finally. That took forever to find you.” You smiled.

“Woah, are they okay?” You paused.

“KRIS!! YOU HAVE FRIENDS! WHY DON’T YOU TELL THEM ABOUT MY [ 3 for One Specil!!]” Someone cackled.

They were all scooped up in coasters, You were bunked with Ralsei.

“HOLY-!” You gasped out at the figure in front of you.

Your good friend, who had gone missing years ago, except he was eleven feet tall and a robot, attached by strings.

“..SPAMTON?!” Your jaw dropped.

Ralsei closed your jaw with his paw. “Will you help us??”

“Yeah. Y-Yeah! Of course. Gotta reserve your energy for Queen.” You said, trying to brush off your initial shock.

Spamton cackled like a madman. “[HEAVEN], ARE YOU WATCHING??”

“Totally helps with the knowledge that my best friend who went missing forever ago is trying to kill us.” You said sarcastically.

The four of you worked together to snap the wires attached to Spamton. There were a lot, however.

“Heaven?? Big Shots? What the hell are you talking about?” You asked in confusion.

“DON’T YOU SEE [NAME]?? THIS IS THE [Key] TO FREEDOM!” He cackled.

“Yeah, except it’s not.” You rolled your eyes.

The air crackled with freedom, supposedly. You kept going, following Kris’s command until the last wire remained.

“WAIT!! [$!?!] THE PRESSES! MY WIRES! THEY’RE ALMOST GONE?? I’M BEING GIFTED MY FREEDOM??” Spamton paused.

“That’s what we’ve been trying to accomplish this entire time, yes.” You said.

“I SEE!! THE MOST IMPORTANT DEAL OF ALL! FRIENDSHIP!!” He cried.

“I’LL LIVE FOR MYSELF!! MYSELF AND MY FRIENDS!! CUT THAT LAST WIRE!!” He cheered.

You grinned and nodded at the others.

One final act.

The wire was sliced and the robot crashed to the floor. When the smoke cleared, Spamton was encased in vines. Much smaller than he was before.

You approached him slowly.

The others stayed back.

You untangled him from the vines and had a slight frown as you held him, almost like a little kid.

“It appears all that I could be was a simple puppet. I do hope you’ll be able to free yourself. Do what I couldn’t.” He sighed.

He gave the group a Black Crystal.

“C’mon, Spamton. We’re going home.” You said.

“Work can wait.” You took a breath.

…

“So you found them and someone else, hm?” Swatch said, after you met back up with them in Color Cafe.

Spamton had fallen asleep. That battle took a lot out of him.

“Yup. Now I’m gonna take some well deserved time off.” You grinned.

“For how long?” They asked.

“Maybe two days to a week. Depends on how he’s doing.” You said, referring to Spamton.

“Be safe, won’t you?” Swatch gave a soft smile.

“I always am.” You smiled back.

You pet Spamton’s hair on the way back home and sighed with content.

You finally had him back.

[randomdeltarunestuffiguess]

Hi/Welcome :P

Hellos. Uhm.. Just something you should know before I type anything else is that I've never really done anything like this (romance related stuff) before, and there will be some things I don't feel comfortable doing yet. I hope you understand. If you continue reading, it will explain what I will put on this blog and rules I have for it. With that, here is the rules and info to this blog!

Hi. This blog's purpose is basically just to make DeltaRune x reader things and also other DeltaRune things, such as headcanons, scenarios, and also every once in a while, artwork.

Personally, I've been a DeltaRune fan for a few years I believe, and have wanted to do this for maybe a month or so, but I just hadn't known of Tumblr at the time I wanted to, and I have been using Quotev for a while ( if you want to see my Quotev account: https://www.quotev.com/AVeryOddPerson ). Anyways, here is what I will do for headcanons/scenarios:

I will do:

*Character X Reader

*Female reader

*Gender Neutral reader

*More than 2 characters (as in the character and the reader. Basically what I'm saying is, for example, if you wanted Kris x Reader x Berdly or something. I personally don't like that specific ship but I'd try to figure something out. Heck, maybe I'd even do Kris, Susie and Noelle x Reader [in my opinion it is a good ship] or some thing similar. Thats basically all I'm saying.)

I wont do:

*Adult X Child (like bro why the hell-)

*18+/NSFW

*Reader that changed gender (born a male but changes to female or the other way around) **not because I dislike people like that, I just don't know how to write like that and never have (and even if I tried, I don't feel the most comfortable with doing it for personal reasons, sorry :P)**

*Male reader (never wrote for a male reader before (I'm a girl and have only wrote for gender neutral/female reader.))

*Angst/Anything sad

Characters I will write:

*Kris (just a disclaimer is that I might accidentally give them he/him pronouns rather than they/them.)

*Susie

*Noelle

*Berdly

*Catti

Characters I will eventually write:

*My Addison oc's (and possibly a requester's Addison oc(s)!

*Addisons

*Spamton

*Swatch (maybe Swatchlings aswell)

*Queen

*Ralsei

Feel free to request!

Version on Quotev: https://www.quotev.com/story/14767006/DeltaRune-HeadcanonsScenarios

[kakusu-shipping]

Emile Hides - He/She

Agender - Fray/Panromantic - Asexual - Polyam

23 years old

Autistic - OCD - Major Anxiety

Age Regressor (4-8 years old)

Proship/Comship

Art Tag: Emile’s Arts

Writing Tag: Emile’s Writing

This is my Ship and Let Ship blog, where I post about ships I like, Self Ship an entirely healthy amount, write X Readers curated to me and me alone, and ramble about my F/Os in the tags of other people’s posts.

PLEASE INTERACT IF WE SHARE AN F/O!!

I love self inserting, probably more than self shipping. Writing lore and weaving myself into the plot of my favorite media is the best part to me, so please ask about my Self Inserts and their plot because I love to talk about it! And let me know if you want me to ask about yours as well because I always want to know about other’s S/Is and love sending asks!!

Very long F/O list under the cut, along with some navigational links at the bottom. Thankyou for reading.

Romantic F/Os

Koro-Sensei - Assassination Classroom (+Friendship Irina, Karasuma)

Kazuaki + Hitori - Hatoful Boyfriend (+Familial Nageki)

Toko Fukawa - Danganronpa (+Familial Masaru, Jataro, Kotoko, Nagisa)

Hifumi + Celeste - Danganronpa (+Friendship Chihiro, Taka, Mondo)

Teruteru Hanamura - Daganronpa (+Friendship Kazuichi, Sonia, Gundham)

Ryoma + Gonta - Danganronpa

Shirokuma - Danganronpa

Mario + Luigi - Super Mario

James - Pokemon the Series (+Friendship Jessie, Meowth, Wobbuffet)

Guzma - Pokemon Masters (+Friendship Kukui, Molayne)

N - Pokemon BW (+Friendship Cheren, Bianca)

Drayden - Pokemon BW

Wilkstrom - Pokemon XY

Lillie - Pokemon SuMo (+Familial Molayne, Sophocles)

Molayne + Sophocles - Pokemon SuMo (+Friendship Kuikui, Guzma)

Milo + Gordie - Pokemon SwSh (+Familial Opal, Bede, Allister)

Clavell - Pokemon SV

Salvatore - Pokemon SV

Inteleon - Pokemon SwSh (+Familial Mincinno)

Chesnaught - Pokemon XY

Armarouge (Charlos) - Pokemon SV (+Platonic Koraidon)

Ghetsis’ Hydreigon - Pokemon BW2

Ted B. Grizz - Splatoon

Jel La Fleur - Splatoon 3

Papyrus - Undertale (+Familial Sans, Gaster)

Vulkin - Undertale

Spamton - Deltarune

Swatchlings - Deltarune

Dick Gumshoe - Ace Attorney

Raymond Shields - Ace Attorney

Phineas Filch - Ace Attorney

Ginko - Mushishi (+Familial Adashino)

Muta - The Cat Returns

Scorpia - She-Ra

Bismuth - Steven Universe (+Friendship Peridot)

Eda + Raine - The Owl House

Hieronymus Bump - The Owl House

Billions and Billions - Kipo and the Age of Wonderbeasts 

Tad Mulholland - Kipo and the Age of Wonderbeasts

Alfur - Hilda

The Snork - Moominvalley 2019

Zenyatta - Overwatch (+Familial Genji, Mondatta, Ramattra)

BOB - Overwatch (+Friendship Ashe, McCree, Bars)

Maximilien - Overwatch (+Familial Ramattra, Mondatta)

Ramattra - Overwatch (+Familial Zenyatta, Mondatta)

Lynx17 - Overwatch (+Friendship Hana, Lucio, Jamison)

Iggy - Overwatch (+Friendship Lena, Emily)

Brooster - Animal Crossing

Toshinori Yagi - My Hero Academia (+Friendship Hizashi, Aizawa, Midnight)

Taishiro Toyomitsu - My Hero Academia (+Familial Tamaki, Kirishima, Tetsutetsu, Momo)

Atsuhiro Sako + Jin Bubaigawara - My Hero Academia (+Familial Tomura, Himiko)

Ojiro + Monoma + Shinso - My Hero Academia (+Familial Nezu)

Makarov Dreyar - Fairy Tail (+Familial Erza, Juvia, Laxus)

Jackpot - Fairy Tail

Toma E. Fiore + Mato - Fairy Tail

Chushaku Kometani - Komi Can’t Communicate (+Queerplatonic Naruse)

Riri - Romantic Killer

Junta Hayami - Romantic Killer

Otsu - Manly Appetites (+metamour Minegishi)

Anna - Dead by Daylight

Sun - FNaF Security Breach (+Platonic Moon, Freddy, Gregory)

Funtime Freddy + Toy Freddy - Five Nights At Freddy’s

Leshy - Inscryption (+Familial Magnificus, P03)

Magnificus - Inscryption

Candyman - Lethal League

Gabocha - Suikoden 2 (+Familial Ridley, Boris)

Mae Browski - Night in the Woods

Viktor Humphries - Slime Rancher

Sisu - Raya and the Last Dragon

Rockhoof - My Little Pony

Tadano + Haida - Aggretsuko

Takashi Morinozuka - Ouran Highschool Host Club (+Familial Kyoya)

Harunobu Nikaidou - March comes like a lion

Franky Franklin - Spy X Family

Tetsuo Takahashi - Interviews with Monster Girls

Lynn - All Saints Street (+Familial Ira)

Skull Boy - Ruby Gloom

Al-An - Subnautica Below Zero

Peter - Your Boyfriend Game

Robot Husband - 10 Billion Husbands

Zach Binspin - Moshi Monsters

Isaac - Castlevania the Animated series

Teddy - Bob’s Burgers

York + Grendan + Rose - Drawtectives

Allhands - Drawga

Leuvis - The Promised Neverland

Theodore DaCabe/The New Prince - Chzo Mythos

Kyle + Brett - Drive Time Radio

Andras - Hell’s Library

Reed + Leigh - Middle Game

Vermont + Kass - My friend Gabe’s OCs

Platonics

Toshimitsu Kubo - Baka and Test

Chihiro + Taka + Mondo - Danganronpa

Kazuichi Soda - Danganronpa

Shirokuma - Danganronpa

Winston - Overwatch

Peridot - Steven Universe

Grime - Amphibia

Queen - Deltarune

Entrapda + Hordak - She-Ra

Skull Boy - Ruby Gloom 

Snufkin - Moominvalley

Flug Syls - Villainous

Irina + Karasuma - Assassination Classroom

Hunny + Reiko - Ouran Highschool Host Club

Hizashi + Shota + Nemuri + Sekijiro + Ryo - My Hero Academia

Nezu - My Hero Academia

Fafnir + Makoto Takiya - Miss Kobayashi’s Dragon Maid

Taurus - Fairy Tail

Gildarts Clive - Fairy Tail

Samuel - Fairy Tail

Tsukasa Kazuki - Romantic Killer

Professor Elvin Gadd - Mario

Metal Mario + Gooigi - Mario

Doctor Mario + Mr. L - Mario AU

Cheren + Bianca + Hilbert + Hilda  - Pokemon BW

Jessie + Meowth + Wobbuffet - Pokemon the Series

Hau + Gladion - Pokemon SuMo

Penny + Giacomo + Mela + Atticus + Ortega + Eri - Pokemon SV

Jacq + Raifort + Tyme + Salvatore + Dendera + Miriam + Hassel + Saguaro - Pokemon SV

Koraidon - Pokemon Scarlet

Jaques - Animal Crossing

Riou + Joey + Nanami - Suikoden 2

Nina - Suikoden 2

Klaus + Sierra - Suikoden 2

Chaco + Tuta + Yuzu - Suikoden 2

Hero + Ramiel + Claire + Brevity - Hell’s Library

Goobert - Inscryption

The Mycologist - Inscryption

Anghel Higure - Hatoful Boyfriend

Shuu Iwamine - Hatoful Boyfriend

Freddy + Gregory - FNaF Security Breach

Moon - FNaF Security Breach

Bon Bon - FNaF Sister Location

Helpy - FNaF Pizzeria Simulator

Steve + Dustin + Eddie - Stranger Things

Makoto Katai - Komi Can’t Communicate

Watanuki + Domeki - XXXHolic

Liontari - Children of the Whales

Ayato Naoi - Angel Beats

Familials

Tony + Pauline - The Mario Movie (Parents)

Entei + Heatran - Pokemon (Parents)

Ginko + Adashino - Mushishi (Parents)

Toadsworth - Super Mario (Parental Figure)

Captain Craig Cuttlefish - Splatoon (Parental Figure)

Iroh - Avatar (Parental Figure) 

Gaster - Undertale (Parental Figure)

Nezu - My Hero Academia (Parental Figure)

Mondatta - Overwatch (Parental Figure)

Reaper Leviathan - Subnautica (Mother)

Opal - Pokemon SwSh (Mother)

Beware - Pokemon the Series (Mother)

Alder - Pokemon BW (Father)

Ganon - Legend of Zelda The Windwaker (Father)

Mr. Grizz - Splatoon 3 (Father)

Ridley Wizen - Suikoden 2 (Father)

Columbo - Columbo (Father)

Sekijiro + Mitsuki - My Hero Academia (Siblings)

Mirai Sasaki - My Hero Academia (Twin Brother)

2P!Canada - Hetalia (Brother)

Victini - Pokemon BW (Brother)

Molayne - Pokemon SuMo (Brother)

Arven - Pokemon SV (Brother)

Boris Wizen - Suikoden 2 (Brother)

Ramattra - Overwatch (Brother in the monk sense)

Genji Shimada - Overwatch (Close enough to be Brothers)

Kyoya Ootori - Ouran Highschool Host Club (Close enough to be Brothers)

Kaoru Toudou - Baka and Test (Grandmother)

Clavell - Pokemon SV (Grandfather)

Elvin Gadd - Mario (Uncle)

Burgh - Pokemon BW (Uncle)

Drayden - Pokemon BW2 (Uncle)

Sophocles - Pokemon SuMo (Cousin)

Ingo + Emmet - Pokemon BW2 (Cousins)

Mario + Luigi - Mario (Cousins)

Gooigi + Metal Mario +Robot Mario - Mario (Cousins)

Ira - All Saints Street (Cousin)

Snufkin - Moominvalley 2019 (Nephew)

Katsuki Bakugo - My Hero Academia (Nephew)

Sonic + Tails - Sonic (Nephews)

Masaru + Jataro + Kotoko + Nagisa - Danganronpa (Adopted Kids)

Luz + Hunter + King - The Owl House (Adopted Kids)

Tamaki + Eijiro + Tetsutetsu + Momo - My Hero Academia (Adopted Kids)

Himiko + Tomura + Suichi + Dabi - My Hero Academia (Adopted Kids)

Cohozuna + Horroboros - Splatoon (Adopted Kids)

Koopalings + Bowser Jr - Super Mario (Adopted Kids)

Juvia + Erza + Lucy - Fairy Tail - (Daughters)

Bede + Allister - Pokemon SwSh (Sons)

Neito Monoma - My Hero Academia (Son)

Inasa Yoarashi - My Hero Academia (Son)

Ichiban Natsuno - Mix; Meisei Story (Son)

Ryoma Terasaka - Assassination Classroom (Son)

Berdly - Deltarune (Son)

The Collector - The Owl House (Son)

Hastur - The Baby in Yellow (Son)

Black Hat - Villainous (Son)

505 - Villainous (Grandson)

Laxus Dreyar - Fairy Tail (Grandson)

P03 - Inscrypton (Grandchild)

Drayden - Pokemon BW (Trainer)

Wilkstrom - Pokemon XY (Trainer)

Salvator - Pokemon SV (Trainer)

Weavile - Pokemon BW (Partner)

Castform (Bozu) - Pokemon SuMo (Partner)

Mincinno - Pokemon SwSh (Partner)

Armarouge (Charlos) - Pokemon SV (Partner)

Shiintonic - Pokemon the Series (Partner)

Queerplatonics/Metamours

Aguri Yukimura - Assassination Classroom

Kendo Rappa - My Hero Academia

Rikiya Yotsubashi - My Hero Academia

Mei Hatsume - My Hero Academia

Shisuto Naruse - Komi Can’t Communicate

Reedus Jonah - Fairy Tail

Minegishi - Manly Appetites

Baron Humbert von Gikkingen - The Cat Returns

Peach + Daisy - Super Mario

Bowser - Super Mario

Prince Peasely - Superstar Saga

Cheren - Pokemon BW2

Nemona - Pokemon SV

Cobb + Doc + Raddle + Petri - Animal Crossing

Tom Nook + Isabelle - Animal Crossing

Rouxls Kaard - Deltarune

Genocide Jack/Jill - Danganronpa

Genji Shimada - Overwatch

Winston - Overwatch

Crushes

Metal Mario - Mario

Emmet - Pokemon BW/BW2

Hassel - Pokemon SV

Saguaro - Pokemon SV

Ash’s Sirfetch’d - Pokemon the Series

Lady Sneasler - Pokemon

CQ Cumber - Splatoon 2

Marco Pagot - Porco Rosso

Ryutaro - Pom Poko

Baptiste - Overwatch

Doomfist - Overwatch

Roadhog - Overwatch

Sid - Suikoden 2

Richmond - Suikoden 2

Humphery - Suikoden 2

Luca Blight - Suikoden 2

Hugo Oak - Kipo and the Age of Wonderbeasts

The Nowhere King - Centaur world

Masaru Bakugo - My Hero Academia

Katsuki Bakugo - My Hero Academia

France - Hetalia

Souichi Nishimura - Baka and Test

Nokoko Inaka - Komi Can’t Communicate

Pantherlily - Fairy Tail

Gaster - Undertale

Siren Dogen - Ace Attorney

Iroh - Avatar the Last Airbender

Shigure Souma - Fruits Basket

Kyubey - Madoka Magica

Alastor - Hazbin Hotel

Exes

Neclord - Suikoden - Ex-Husband

Monokuma - Danganronpa - Ex-Husband

Mask Seller - A Whisker Away - Ex-Husband

Redd - Animal Crossing - Ex-Husband

Alan Ituriel - Villainous - Ex-Husband

All For One - My Hero Academia - Ex-Husband

Belos - The Owl House - Ex-Boyfriend

Jacques - Animal Crossing - Ex- Boyfriend

Big Mac - My Little Pony - Ex-Boyfriend

Hizashi Yamada - My Hero Academia - Ex-Boyfriend

Thankyou very much for reading.

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[the-blind-geisha]

Humans: Keep birds as pets to love, nurture, spoil, and adore.

Swatch(lings): Keeps small human as a pet to love, nurture, spoil, and adore.

[a-very-tired-raven]

I think i will send just one more (problaby a lie if a have any idea tomorrow)

Swatch x Reader where the reader is very good at dealing with the Maus and Maus Wheels, but not in the way Swatch hopes. They just are very gentle with them and give them some cheese to make them stay obscured. They even have a little Maus that is always on his shoulder, the Maus on the shoulder keep them informed where are the other Maus

Also, i think it would be very funny to Swatch try to make The Reader give up the Maus on the shoulder because the fear of the Swatchlings, just to fail everytime

Pffft- I remember when u sent this in. I laugh everytime I read it

-Unlike the swatchlings swatch inst that fazed by maus

-he just thinks they are unsanitary and it makes a not so good reputation to have maus in your restaurant

-but then he met you

-He was pretty surprised when you were talking one day and a small- no the tiniest maus he had ever seen- popped out from your hair on your shoulder

-He immediately told you that you had a rodent on your shoulder.

-you just laughed and explained. After leaving him a bit confused and concerned for your mental health you continued with whatever it was you were doing

-But then the swatchlings were getting scared out of their socks daily.

- It eventually gets tiring to hear screaming from a number of butlers all day everyday

-so first, unlike himself, he tried to solve the problem himself. Maybe you'd think it ran away or something?

- But no, every trap he set, every place he checked, and everytime he grabbed it and threw it out he was always back on your shoulder within the hour

-So eventually he asked you to get rid of it

- You panicked for a moment and tried to compromise, and he was tired enough already so he listened

- You explained this particular maus knew and occasionally told you were each and every maus was. And it was tamed.

-You asked if he's let this one stay then (with the help of your maus) you'd help hm find and throw out each and every one!

-he gave it some thought and agreed and somehow you got the swatchlings to get over their fear enough to pet and feed that one maus. Just one. They still scream and run in terror at any other maus.

-Everytime you find a maus you cradle it softly and give it some cheese, and then take them to a safe place to live.

[clickbait-official]

I just know that they’d give the best hugs?? and when you’re sick the swatchlings will help them take care of you by bringing you soup and blankets?? You’re their favorite lightner and even if it wasn’t their job to take care of you, they’d do it without hesitation -🕰

WHY ARE YOU RIGHT WHY ARE YOU RIGTH WHY ARE YOU RIGVHT

masterlist

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swatch headcanons because of my beloved 🕰

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- MOTHER HEN

- knows the best chicken soup recipe??

- i mean

- they’re head butler for a reason right?

- (also can we talk about their gender?? literally i love them so much)

- the swatchlings adore you tooo

- also

- can we talk about their aesthetic??

- it’s literally canon that no one else can pull it off

- and they look so GOOD too

- swatch tell me ur secrets we can be besties

[selfindulgentpolygon]

Reprogram Your Future

[SFW] Polyamorous Reader x Spamton / Swatch / Addisons / Swatchlings Fic

(Author's note: Thanks for being patient y'all :.))

(Y/N = Your name)

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Chapter 2: A Cold Welcome to the City

You looked at the hundreds of cat displays and neon advertisements ahead and walked by dozens of balloons, your head churning for ideas of what to do next.

The best plan would be to avoid people in this world, but that's easier said than done. You needed to find help.

--

In the distance, buildings separated further from each other, and the increased space brought in more amusement park equipment and even more fair participants.

The midnight blue brick walls held glowing doors to places unknown, as exhibited by various citizens walking to and fro through the frames. Alternating crunches of blue asphalt and gravel under your heels provided a sense of comfort, it being the only constant factor between this world and your own. Intoxicated by the smell of computerized hotdogs, lemonade, and burgers, you dizzily gazed at the advertisements plastered around the concession stands.

You had to find a safe way to leave the crowded area, but how would you sneak past this many people? At least a hundred or so fair-goers were there, not counting those operating the rides and stands.

People were starting to head your way, so you ducked into the shadows between two buildings. In the process of hiding, you heard quiet clinks and rattles below your waist. "Huh? What do I have on?"

Surprisingly, you weren't wearing your library uniform anymore. There was a blue, long-sleeved shirt instead of your green one and a gold-shouldered red vest over it. Your khaki pants were turned into thicker, darker material with lightweight chainmail over your hips, and golden-toed dress shoes replaced your worn tennis shoes.

Everything is as uncomfortable as my old clothes; I guess that's why I wasn't aware of the difference.

You ran your fingers over the chainmail, then took off your scarf to trace the intricate patterns on your shoulder armor, the swirling imprints forming wings on each pad.

This whole outfit probably costs more than ten times my salary. There were also minor tears on your fabrics though that couldn't be helped. You sighed as you spread your hands over the ruined areas. At least you're well-protected.

"Anyway--" you moved a hand to your chin and leaned your other arm against one of the brick walls-- "Everyone around here has relatively normal clothes. I think I'm the only one with flashy clothing." A few pink-flushed creatures hovered by wearing vibrant blue apparel, and many syringe-headed beasts chased the former in aggressive medical uniforms.

Nevermind.

In contrast to the obnoxious medics and floating creatures, the stand keepers wore black, long-sleeved shirts and green pants. Along with the simple attire, these polygonal, colorful people carried beaming smiles and infectious laughter, making you slightly relaxed even with your problems. Moreover, they didn't seem hostile in any capacity; their lively conversations fluttered in the electrified air with an amusing mixture of idle gossip and business negotiations.

In the hope that one of them could provide assistance, you walked out of the hidden spot and into the open area.

--

The pink Addison spun more sugar into beautiful, fluffy clouds to take to his friends after work. He gathered an extra stick to dip into the stainless steel spinner but then reconsidered at the last second. It's understandable: it's near the end of his workday, and he hasn't had any customers in the past ten minutes.

Disappointed, he mumbled to himself, "There's no point in making a new cone. Nobody's interested right now."

He was at the top of his game in the good old days. Every moment, every single second, it seemed that he and his friends would always sell a product, the successful pitches and sales gimmicks pleasingly echoing in his mind. A smirk briefly appeared at the reminders of the constant marketing success and his old camaraderie.

However, buried in the pile of recollections, not all of his colleagues were so fortunate. Such reminiscing always brought back memories of... him.

The former oh-so-big shot of Cyber City, the one companion he never expected to change drastically in the face of luxury. That era of success and wealth was the greatest period of anybody's life, but at the same time, it carried the most painful realities that the Addison and his friends would ever know. Be that as it may, he can't deny that his old friend was a devoted and sincere person--when he wasn't gloating about his new business ventures or future fame anyhow.

*You just watch!

*Someday,

*I'm gonna be a big shot!

*(He jumped off the table, pointing at the ceiling upon landing. Everyone drunkenly giggled in response.)

*I'm shooting for the heavens, and you all know it!

*Those Lightners just haven't seen my potential yet!!!

There's no point in remembering a lost cause, he assured himself, and besides, that bourgeois asshole's gone downhill; Queen even replaced that has-been with her own ads years ago, as unappealing as they are.

Ugh. He closed his eyes and sighed at the growing discontent in his chest. It's not a good habit to work with terrible thoughts.

...!

Stopped by a familiar warmth, his thoughts hit the back burner. The pink worker felt a tug of force in his person, albeit a weak one; he recognized that strength and determination shared amongst a population of his favorite type of customers.

Although he prepared to leave for his break, he re-tied his ponytail to its original sleekness and fixed his leftover hair fringes to the side of his face. Then, he instinctively poised himself in a teapot pose, one hand on his hip and the other in a lifted manner, his tired expression reverting to its initial animated state: a charming Addison smile.

Soon, he found the owner of such power, a disheveled Lightner.

--

You glanced at everything around you as you limped forward. Straight ahead, there was a three-lane highway bustling with traffic so you couldn't go far, but you were determined to get aid and info from somebody.

I should've asked Nubert for directions or something...

The blinking lights of the stands around you did nothing to help the pounding in your head. Finally, nearing the end of the path, you noticed unattended stands, and between two of those stands was a single, non-busy worker, their pink, angular body maintaining what you felt was an awkward pose. Although their face said otherwise, you hoped the time of holding that position wasn't exhausting.

When you turned to their station, the stand keeper swiveled their body in your direction and puffed their chest. You reasoned that they saw you approaching their area and, being the only operator at the end of the path, readied themself for interaction.

Impaired by the lack of food and sleep though, you swayed with each footfall and shortly bumped into someone walking in the opposite direction.

*ZZT!

Mechanical sizzles erupted behind you, and as you turned to apologize, you met a lanky creature with neon blue fur, grey clothing, and a sharp drill- Wait. Is that... their face? There was a spill stain on their chest and below their feet, a crushed energy drink, the shimmer of wrinkled aluminum informing you that you made a grave mistake.

*ZZT!

*ZZT!!!

*(You rapidly spit out apology after apology, explaining your exhaustion and hunger in as few words as possible. You step backward as they gradually near you.)

*ZZT!

*(You hold up your hands in an attempt to coax them from further aggression.)

*(It doesn't work. The creature stomps forward; their claws angle

together to create a mini spear.)

*(An orb of light grows from the tip of their spear-like hands, the charge threateningly close to your face.)

"Whoa there, dear patrons!!! Please refrain from destroying the area [And Each Other]!!!"

Directly behind you, the anxious booming voice of the worker struck through the air. Their shout mixed with the sounds of the world, with the echoes of traffic, laughter, and welcoming city music, and replaced the extreme tension with awkward apprehension.

As it settled, you felt a familiarity to their vocals, the sound holding a similar bubbly twinge like that of the voice in the dump. The perpetrator fizzed a few tones of irritation at the worker but eventually backed down from attacking you and walked away, their drill-masked face peering back at you as they headed into a blue doorway.

After overcoming your shock, you turned to acknowledge your savior. "Thank you, I-"

"Don't say another word, Lightner! There's no need for such trivialities--" the stand keeper chirped with a nonchalant hand wave-- "I'm always honoured to be of assistance!!!" They knelt and picked up the crumpled can, swiftly tossing it into a nearby recycling bin.

"And besides, you don't appear to be in the best of shape. What kind of person wouldn't help someone in need?" When the worker finally faced you, you saw a white name tag on the left side of their shirt.

*Hello! My name is

*PINK.

*My pronouns are

*HE/HIM.

You stared at the paper and murmured the printed words, which caused Pink to peer down at his tag. A slight magenta flush made its way across his angular face, and he peeled the sticker off with a soft, uncomfortable chuckle.

"Ah, I... forgot I still had that on. Well! That doesn't matter now! There's... no need to introduce myself, I suppose!!!" Pink crumpled the tag and tucked it in his pocket. Although you were confused at his sudden discomfort, it would probably be too rude to ask him about it, seeing as you were strangers.

"So!!! I'm aware that you need food and bedding, right?"

You nodded, looking away from his pitying gaze. "Honestly, I forgot that you were there in the heat of the moment. Sorry you had to see the dramatics."

"Nonsense!!! If anything, I'm glad I have a way to help you now!!!" He moved behind his station and picked up a high-tech, translucent device. It's just a smartphone, you realized.

Pink dialed a number, then pulled out a smooth-surface, wooden stool from under the stand's counter, motioning for you to rest. You noticed cotton candy equipment when he moved aside: a sugar spinner, some thin cones, and a few plastic-packaged bags with names on them. Nat... Loyal... Seo... I wonder who those are for.

He talked to you while the dial tones rang. "My friends and I hang out at this one bar-and-grill after work, and I gotta tell ya, Lightner: the food's amazing!!!"

Ring, ring.

No answer yet. "Would you like to tag along with us? My treat, of course!"

"I-I... am hungry, so I appreciate your offer. Yes, if your friends are okay with it, I want to go with you." You sat beside him and fiddled with your hands while you waited. Maybe it was hasty to travel with a stranger, but desperate times call for desperate measures.

--

"MY [[Name]]??? WHY, I'M SPA- [ACK]!!!" A line of Maice rolled by, frightening the puppet and causing him to drop his small stock of products and Pipis.

"HEy, HEY- WATCH THE [[So Cheap, You'll Die]] MERCH4NDISE, YOU [ByteSized] RODENTS!!! I'M IN A [[Hurry, hurry, t1me is running 0ut!]]"

He started to gather the items back into his arms but not before apologetically petting the Pipis. In the bundle of useless things lay a few worn bowties, a couple of filled bottles with his face on the covers, and some thorn-adorned rings. Those rings, he knew, would help his plan exponentially, provided that the Knight's idea wasn't a load of-

"[$IX$]!1! WHERE ARE MY [Commemorative Ring](s)??!"

His careless fingers screeched and scratched against the harsh asphalt; the gravel and dirt increased the stains on his pants. Soon, he felt painful pricks on both palms, indicating he found the scattered, dangerous jewelry. The salesman cautiously placed them with the other products on the ground, this time checking that nothing was missing.

"HAHAHAEHAEHAHAHAEHAE!!! THAT WAS

[[Close]]."

Before the Maice startled him, he was practicing his future introduction with the Lightner. He knew that they would go to his new site; they may have muttered it, but he's definitely sure that they said they would "stop by there"!

Right?

Rarely would the reality of his situation show itself so plainly to him. Once the guy who had the Cyber World in his palm, now the forgotten reject living in Cyber City's outskirts, eager for a single interaction that didn't end in him being beaten or cursed at. Try as he might to deny it, this constant facade of confidence drained him. When he's done with the Lightner, he thought, he'll be at the top again, and his pride won't be feigned anymore.

He fiercely smacked his head, remasked his ego, and gathered his things. "I' M THE [[Number 1 Rated Salesman1997]]!!! THAT [[Little Sponge]] KNOWS I AM [100% Geniune And Trustworthy]!!!"

After convincing himself that the Lightner wasn't misleading him, he sneaked into a glowing doorway, confirming that he didn't alert any Ambyu-Lance, and traveled to a different part of the city.

--

The doors couldn't transport Lightners, only those made of Cyber World's code and similar Darkner biology, which is why he was able to run through them, zipping from one entrance to the next. He ran by hundreds of Darkners and carefully treaded busy roads throughout his route, hopping through the chaotic traffic patterns with ease.

His legs would sometimes give out under the number of items he carried and his speed, but overall, he did his best to keep from being seen by the inner-city dwellers or from getting hit by cars. Every few doors, he would catch a glimpse of familiar faces, the angular grins of past traitors reigniting his resentment. He quickened his pace with each sight of those people.

He knew the way to his proposed location, having taken the path many times before. After a few more minutes of running, his pace slowed once he walked through the last doorway to his destination.

"[[Home, Sweet, Home]]," he halfheartedly mumbled to himself as he stopped walking.

In front of him stood a green dumpster covered in warnings and Do-Not-Occupy decals, the stickers contradicting his intended use for the container. He peered over the edge to ensure a soft landing for his items, and when he was convinced the inside was cushioned properly, he threw his products in.

Following the items, he climbed in with the Pipis in his grip and landed on the trash heap. Then, the exhausted puppet grabbed a pillow hidden behind a garbage bag and took off his black jacket, muttering to himself about lights and batteries and his "brand-new customer."

"I THINK... I [Think]..." His eyes drooped as he hugged the dirty pillow, tracing the clumsily-drawn smile on it. "I think I sh-should take a [[Rest On This Luxury Bedding]]," he muttered wearily, his actions and speech exposing his past self anew, "be-before the Lightner arrives...." Finally, he stretched, placed his jacket over himself, and situated the Pipis around his body before shutting his eyes for much-needed rest.

--

The fragmented vocals eased into sleepy stutters of the Darkner he used to be. Several years ago, he would've been sobbing into the mold-ridden pillow, pathetically gripping at the seams for faux comfort and affection, but now he would rather sleep than address his declining mental health.

Other Darkners wouldn't understand unless they saw for themselves his reason for escapism and even his waking foolhardiness.

Endlessly, he imagined the bright light, the light that nearly blinded him but also blessed his once-normal skin with light and love and everything a worthless Darkner could never encounter in the Dark Worlds. Of course, he was jealous of those damned Lightners, but at the same time, he recognized that same beauty and glow in their SOULs, the hearts that exist outside of their bodies, the entire culmination of their beings!

Why, why, why couldn't he have that?

A Darkner doesn't possess a SOUL, but what if they did? What if he, the best damned salesman in all of the Dark Worlds, could control a SOUL? He could leave the Cyber World, cross the Light World, and finally experience that constant love and warmth for the rest of his life.

This longing made him wish he had never met any of them. Mike. The Knight. Jevil. Maybe his life still would've gone downhill, but at least he wouldn't be cursed with the knowledge of a joy he could never savor. At least he wouldn't feel the burn of acid and darkness drowning him, torturing him-

"STOP," he stirred himself out of the dreams, "[Stop] the [Brain Train], YOU [Cheap] [[Waste Of Garage Space]]. I DON'T..." He glimpsed at a rotting poster on the midnight blue wall, reminding himself of what happened. "I-I'm not...

[[Ughh.]]" His body shuddered as he nestled into the pillow and Pipis in a miserable attempt to soothe himself from the increasing cold and disturbing thoughts.

--

"Brrr-!!!" Pink huddled one arm around his torso while waiting for his friend to pick up.

Ring, ring.

"Wow, wish I grabbed my coat before I left today, haha! It's getting kind of chilly!!! Are-are you [[Cold]], Lightner???" His voice shivered and glitched during the question.

You turned to him and tugged at your scarf, "Kind of, but not on the same level as you." An idea popped into your head. Your shirt-and-vest insulated enough body heat that the cold didn't bother you too much, and you were positive that you didn't need the scarf.

I could give him the scarf! Hopefully he doesn't have any aversion to microfiber.

Ring, ring. "Hey, Pink, I was wondering-"

Ring, ri- Click. "Hold that thought, Lightner!"

*(You hear a muffled hello from Pink's phone.)

*Nat-! Uh, I mean, Orange!

*(Pink starts pacing around the stand area.)

*Ahh, no, my shift is over!

*Yes, I do have a Lightner with me at the moment!!!

*While we're on the subject,

*About the grill hangout...

*(He continues walking back and forth, discussing your circumstances to his friend.)

You rested your chin in your palm while you waited for him to finish. Nat... Just like the name on the cotton candy.

--

Sitting with your elbow placed on your leg and your head in your hands isn't comfortable, yet you fell asleep anyway. Before your slumber, your eyes followed Pink's walking pattern, a metronome-like movement, and it soothed your brain into a drowsy trance. Then, unknown to you, your senses darkened into a dull haze, subtly shut off, and sent you into a disturbing, surreal place...

...To a familiar darkness filled with endless mourning and colourful regret, with a sea of garbage and glass shards littering the ground in a trail to a dead-end.

*(You embraced the grieving yellow figure sympathetically. After a short time, they released you and showed you a piece of shattered glass.)

*(It was part of a broken light bulb. The same brand you got for him... for his shop.)

*(You told the bundle of darkness that he hated LEDs, so you bought him incandescent bulbs. Sad chuckles filled the air.)

*(A blue shadow continued the yellow's dialogue after the weak merriment died down.)

*Night after night, when we all went to the same cyber grill,

*He'd shoot his mouth about making it big someday.

*"You just watch!"

*"Someday,

*I'm gonna be a big shot!"

*...it's nice to hear that, Y/N.

*I thought he would be too proud to accept gifts.

*(You added that he liked the color and warmth of incandescent bulbs.

*He told you that it reminded him of

*"The Big One."

*The Sun in the Light World.)

--

The pink Addison moved in optimistic strides around the area. Yet, even throughout his conversation, he was caught in a dilemma: tell the Lightner about Addison names now or address it when they meet the other pink Addisons.

Maybe, he hoped, those two would be too tired or too busy to attend! It would be a terrible coincidence if they came today of all days.

*Hmm.

*\\ What's up, Seo?

*Just thinking about Cro and Omni.

*I don't know how I'd explain that, you know?

*The whole sharing-a-singular-work-name thing. Not being the only "Pink."

He pulled out the crumpled tag from his pocket and groaned when he looked at the wrinkled name. Pink.

*\\ Oh [#!%*]- Seo, I forgot to tell you!!!

*\\ Everybody

*\\ Is Coming

*\\ To The Grill!

*\\ Lol Whoops.

Seo crushed the sticker and scowled at the phone.

*[[NAT]]-

*\\ I'm super duper sorry, buddy! I didn't know you were bringing a Lightner!

*\\ But guess what!

*\\ Cro and Omni won't join us until we reach the tea shop,

*\\ So you can tell the Lightner before then!!!

*I just... wish I knew this beforehand.

He stopped pacing to look at them.

*(Innocent Lightners are fast asleep.)

Seo shivered again and sat on the sidewalk near the Lightner, rubbing his arms for warmth. "Anyway, I've got your and Loyal's candy bags, so you two don't have to complain about food while we head to the grill! Like usual."

The wind blew harder. "Ughh- Oh, before I forget, do you have an extra coat from Tee? I di-didn't bring mine."

After a short pause, Nat answered, "Nope, sorry, I don't have an extra! Tee's waiting in the other district with the rest of the guys; fortunately, Serp's here so he can order a jacket if you need it."

Because of the recent decline in shoppers, it bothered Seo to ask for clothing from Tee or Serp, but he knew that those two, like any Addison, would bother him until he took whatever they offered.

However, Serp was the worst of his friend group; he would pester everyone daily about mending the holes in their clothes for free or paying for Gage's laundry services with his own money. That yellow menace would not rest if he found out Seo wouldn't take a gift from him.

On one hand, he needed the coat--at this temperature, he'd be frozen in a few hours. On the other hand, though, he'd be taking away from Tee and Serp's profits if he took the offer.

"Well-"

Someone interrupted in the call's background, "Does the Lightner need one, too???"

Overlooking the Lightner and declining a gift on their behalf would be rude, so he swallowed his pride and accepted the present.

"Get a jacket for both of us, please."

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(Author's note #2: Thank y'all so, so much for waiting for this chapter!!!! I still can't believe it took four weeks ughhh but it's my fault for the lack of scheduling and planning

If anyone notices misspellings or wrong grammar in Spamton's/any Addison's dialogue, please know that it is intentional! I try to implement a garbled, glitched element in their ad-speak, but I know that it may seem like an unnoticed writing mistake.

Also! I gave the Addisons names to keep from confusing myself and to hold a consistency with the number of Addisons we see in Deltarune. Another thing, I want to inform y’all that the tea Addison (Cro) uses it/its, and the divorce shoe Addison (Omni) uses they/them, so I would appreciate if they aren’t misgendered!

I don't know what it is about minor details that makes writing this so fun, but I'm excited that other people like it, too!!!

Anyway, thanks again to everyone who's read thus far, and hopefully I'll post the next one in two weeks!)

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