#EdgyAnswers

[a-very-tired-raven]

soldier tf2 eating borger

*swirls around on office chair* ive been expecting you.

so i present to you soldier absolutely SMASHING a burger. he's "eating it like a MAN". ft. scout too, i guess.

[a-very-tired-raven]

Hi!! Hi friend!!! HI!!! Missed seeing you cross my dashboard.

hiiii, sorry, my moot basically dragged me out of my grave to go look at fanart on here LMAO

[a-very-tired-raven]

do you like guzma because he's tall and punk and could possibly beat you up

how'd you know.

[a-very-tired-raven]

How's your new boys coming along?

Don't forget about

i am absolutely smashing a burrito rn if thats what youre asking

[a-very-tired-raven]

cute man

smort

very handsome skele man

i am a simp

sad man

i am a lap dog type of person. put me in your lap and pet me, sir (but only if you want to)

All of these are valid lmaoo

[a-very-tired-raven]

how'd gen get his name

Gen got his nickname from a very very stupid reason. His name is literally just a shortened version of 'again' because he's a smartass, except mags had him change the pronunciation from 'gain' to 'gen'(think the gen in generation.)

Cutting a long story short, basically gen sneezed, and attempted to name himself Sneezy, which, obviously mags was not going to let him do, which started the following interaction.

Mags: PAPYRUS...JUST NO..IM NOT LETTING YOU NAME YOURSELF SNEEZY. I REFUSE TO CALL YOU THAT.

gen: you're a hater

Mags: WHAT? NO??

gen: sneezy is top tier little bro.

Mags: FOR THE FINAL TIME, NO. TRY AGAIN PLEASE.

gen: *smartass fucking smile*

gen: again it is

Mags:

Gen:

Mags(defeated): GEN.

gen: works for me.

[a-very-tired-raven]

You can choose which one of the boys, but at least 3 of them! Their reaction to their S/O making little animals or things with food instead of eating! Like the apple crab-

-Lamp

Crisp: let's say you did make the apple crab for him as a sweet treat after dinner. Let's also say he's thinks it's the most adorable thing he's ever laid eyes on(he doesn't hesitate to eat it. Rip the crab)

Gen: you know that one tumblr post floating around where someone made Rayquaza out of cucumbers? Yeah let's say that's what was made.

Bro is taking thirty pictures, phenomenal lighting. He's also sending it to his group chat, showing his coworkers, and posting it to his tumblr blog.

This also gets out into the fridge until it needs to be thrown out lmao. This man LOVES pokemon(and also hates cucumbers so win win).

Twigs: you ended up making a shark out of bread. Twigs has a strong love for marine animals, and quite literally thinks it's too cute to eat (thus begins an inner turmoil with himself because where he came from no food could be wasted...but also you guys are well off enough that it doesn't matter.)

In the end he ends up eating the tail, and then has an emotional breakdown over 'ruining' your hard work (it was made to be eaten)

[a-very-tired-raven]

Can I request that fell sans fluff.

phew answering requests after two years,,,, OKAY GANG LET'S DO THIS

My red really like watches, he just loves the different designs and such, though his love for them probably comes from his grillby finding and old broken one from the dump when they were underground.

It was one of the few things that made it feel like time genuinely wasn't frozen in place from how repetitive each day seemed, proof that the world's still moving, especially since there wasn't a whole lot of clocks underground that worked. (Despite the ones that alphas made...however not all were released to the public and those that were, were gifted to few.)

He broke it during a bad fight underground when a monster was dissing his brother's name and rank. Despite not telling his brother about his watch, edge knew how much it meant to him, and after escaping the underground, edge gave him a beautiful custom made watch. This was one of the first steps made when rekindling their brotherhood, and a very dear memory to the both of them, and one they still think fondly of lol.

This man has a PLETHORA of fluffy blankets, and, as much as he would never admit it, a couple robes. If Red ever had a s/o, theyd be one of the few he'd share these with LMAO, hell, he might even give em one if they're lucky.

My red also has a young pitbull as a pet, one he decided to take in after she was following him around for a couple days.

She's pretty banged up, rescued from a fighting ring with various scars, but her gentle and sweet nature completely outshines that. She's a fat, sweet albino pit, with slight vision issues, and is his BABY-

Like full on baby talks her every day, though absolutely lies through his teeth about it.(She has puppy boots and a matching parka. sure red 🙄)

[a-very-tired-raven]

Oh no, how many of my asks will be in your inbox this time, edgy

oh there's no way I'm answering all of them, actually I think I got the last few recent ones

[a-very-tired-raven]

🎧 “headphones or earbuds?” Also hi it’s been fucking forever but Im actually active again lmao :)

HEYYY BROSKI!!! ITS BEEN AGES, HOW ARE YOU???

For the ask thing: In general earbuds. I get overstimulated with headphones 10x faster(which honestly is kinda stupid to say, because I get overstimulated with ear buds if they won't stay in my ears...)

Gaming wise tho headphones are always a go to.

[a-very-tired-raven]

Hey, hey edgy

What do you call a t-Rex that sells guns?

eheheheh what

[a-very-tired-raven]

i tried to draw Gen from memory lmao

the silly. he's skrunkly

I think you showed me this on discord one time but omfg that's so cutejsmsmsmsms

[a-very-tired-raven]

*Grabs you* which game do you mean? 👀

Soooo the until dawn peeps made another game last yearish(might've been 2022 idk), that's very much like until dawn, called The Quarry, and it's also multiplayer👀

[a-very-tired-raven]

is mag's name from a sarcastic "your majesty" comment from gen

yknow what?.since I can't remember, and also find this funny, sure

[a-very-tired-raven]

who's your favorite blorbo/original character

this is an impossibe question, i have one from every media jkdndsnks

ones that have particularly stuck out to me over the years are papyrus, Astarion, Spencer reid, the joker( but SPECIFCALLY Arthur fleck), captain price, Guzma, and Ash Ketchum.

I like most of these guys, either because i relate to them heavily, like their design, or just have a special fondness for them in general lol.

[a-very-tired-raven]

YOU DRAW GOOD HOLY

LMAO thank you gonny