#tf2 solider eating a burger

[a-very-tired-raven]

soldier tf2 eating borger

*swirls around on office chair* ive been expecting you.

so i present to you soldier absolutely SMASHING a burger. he's "eating it like a MAN". ft. scout too, i guess.

[meet-the-coffee]

Tf2 McDonalds Headcanons: Coffee edition...

So, somebody posted a template thingy and I replied to that post. Here's my full thing with my own template made lmao,,

Link to inspiriational and original post here

So, my headcanons are like this:

Heavy:

I view Heavy as a pretty serious guy so I think he can go a little further up with Medic, yet not all the way still. He can once in a while "oke oke. Heavy could go for burger. Let's eat burger." And then chuckle. But he's very much born and raised with responsibility with his mom and sisters. He's responsible and nurturing. That is his nature behind that solid mountain of a man. (Read: official comics) This man starts ordering and he doesn't stop ordering /hj,, no but fr I think like, he, alone, orders for 3 people to eat for himself. The rest stares in horror and/or awe.

Medic:

Medic is peak "ve havf food at home. Quiet down nowv, QUIEEET."

Engie:

Engie should be middle between "we have food at home" and the chanting. I think he's the mom of the group a lot of the times (cooks and bakes for the team in my hc) but I think he would very much also like to bring the "kids" to mcdonalds sometimes because why not!! So mid right it is. Probably orders some burger and a coffee. Sometimes a water or sooometimes some soda.

Demoman:

Demoman is a drunk. Drunks love fat food. Him and Soldier are dumbasses and I view them as being quite child-like like this. Demo and Soldier are absolutely chanting for burgers. But also, I think Demo is just a sliiight bit more responsible (he's mama's boy!!) Demo orders a wholeass meal ok. Something with lots of meat and bacon and cheese. Drink? Bro drinks beer. He tries to order a beer. He does not get a beer. He shrugs and chugs the beer in his hand.

Soldier:

On that note, I see Soldier as a sliiight bit more possible to go HELL YEA BURGERS, drive the fking bus in via drive-through and go "FIVE CHEESEBURGERS AND A COKE. A REEAAL AMERICAN COKE... YEAHAH." And then eat all of the burgers for himself. He's not rude he's just oblivious lmao,, not many braincells scrambling around in there.

Pyro:

Scout and Pyro are absolutely screaming for mcDonk. Pyro wants happy meal. He fucking loves the toys. He collects them, even. Keeps him occupied in the car lmao... he always orders a milkshake. Maybe strawberry flavour.

Scout:

Scout orders a 20-box of chicken nuggets (like me!!) Or the big McShare-box with different stuff like chili cheese tops, nuggets and chicken clubs, (also like me. We both audhd as hell ok) and always a coke and/or a milkshake. (Sometimes he wants both!!)

Spy:

Spy doesn't give a fuck, he gets a coffee. He just needs a coffee to be able to withstand the drive home with the bunch of toddlers in the backseat. Only chance they get to order something is if Scout bounces in (after experience from first or second time) to go "AAAND AY UHHHHHH--". Spy scoffs in annoyance and tells him to sit down and shut up. Scout does neither. He wants chicken nuggets. But first few times, Spy really just sighs at the chanting, throws his finished cig out of the crack in the window, and exits the highway for mcdonalds. And then he just goes "one black coffee please." And they go "anything else?" And he just goes "Mercí, that'll be all." And start driving for the next window before they even tell him to (more to do so before anyone interrupts and protests).

Sniper:

Sniper is below middle on the left line - between . On occasion he's like "fk sake." And goes for a coffee and probably elbows Scout in his possessions before he can do what he does to Spy. And then after paying and driving off with his coffee, he just coldly goes "Like I said. We have food at home." Like Spy, he just needs a coffee to survive the drive home. And not get an impulse to drive straight off the road into the cliffside.

[Bows bows]

Thankuthanku, that'll be all !!

[2ducks-agoose]

Why are all the tf2 fans wanting solider to eat burger, what??

[alphamalereviewsfanfics]

Mini Review #4: Soldier Gets His Boo-Boos Kissed Better By The Tooth Fairy by presidentbungus

FANDOM: Team Fortress 2

SHIP: Medic + Soldier (but could be read as platonic or romantic)

RATING: General Audiences

SUMMARY: medic pretends to be annoyed.

REVIEW + NOTES: I am sick as shit and all I want to do is play TF2 but I should be doing other shit and going to my pc to play the game is hell because I’m constantly having to pause to blow my nose or cough or chug a gallon of water or piss and it’s not efficient. I just played a class wars match with my friend and called it a day. So then I was like Aw shit the last time I was sick I read a shit ton of stobotnik fan fiction like I read almost every single piece on ao3 so why not read some TF2 fics to quell the urge to play it. So yeah. I don’t personally have any big opinions on ships because I haven’t gotten too far in the comics BUT I adore soldier he is my favorite but I suck at playing him and I main heavy so the only way I can pay tribute to him is to draw him nonstop and read about him falling in love I guess. There’s like no soldier centered fics out there though bro I’m grasping at straws IT IS LIKE ALL MEDIC COME ON!!!! I love medic but soldier is so silly and awesome and relatable. Anyways this one is only 600 words it’s very short and sweet and I fucking love it SOLIDER IS SO FUCKING SILLY IM GOING TO EXPLODE JUST READ IT READ IT I LOVE SOLDIER JESUS CHRIST I NEED TO PISS SO FUCKING BAD BUT IT HURTS TO BREAFHE I JSUT WANT TO PLAY TF2 MANNNN anyways I love this fic soldier is silly medic is silly I adore presidentbungus now?????? The writing just has so much flavor I feel like I’m eating like the worlds most delicious Turkey burger I fucking love Turkey burgers literally my only complaint is that this isn’t longer!!!!! I need to read this dude’s other works they’re a fucking visionary

FAVORITE LINE(S): “How many bites?” “Um,” Soldier says. “Four! Nine. Wait. Six hundred. No, f—“

RATING: 7 out of 8 tissue boxes I have used this week

(ALPHA MALE RATING!!!!)