#Suits au

[twister-sister]

Been sick and finally had some motivation to draw more

Jk about to kick someones butt

Momo being momo, and Twist

[samdeancest]

thinking about how telltale batman’s harvey dent looks exactly like harvey specter. their mannerisms are the same and it kills me so bad. when gabriel/harvey raises his voice in episodes i freak out bc it’s literally harvey dent. and that joker-esque thing GM’s lips have (especially on the left side) make me feral. i need him as harvey dent immediately. suits batman au when.

[schrijverr]

Okay, imagine this; Suits time loop fic that starts when Mike walks into the prison, then instead finds himself walking into Chilton hotel. Like right before he goes into prison he and Harvey say they’d do it again, but when he has the choice, will he do it again? Will he put everyone through that all over?

And he can’t. He can’t do it. So, he gets arrested for the drug deal, thinks this is it, ruined my life, but spared those I care about. However, once he makes it to prison, there he is again, walking into Chilton hotel.

He get arrested for that drug deal half a dozen times before he tries something new. He makes it into Harvey’s interviews, but manages to stop the suitcase from opening and is the blandest candidate ever, seeing Harvey’s eyes glaze over before he lets him go. Frustrating, but he has managed to fix it, right? Wrong. Gets arrested outside with the briefcase and goes to prison only to walk into the Chilton hotel again.

So, he goes through the motions a few times where he gets his job, then tries to get fired multiple ways, like letting Harvey fire him like he nearly does that first episode, by Louis a few times or straight up going to Jessica and confessing so she throws him out, but every time he ends up in prison and starts right over in the time loop.

The resolution of getting out is doing it all over again, of making right on that agreement, but trusting Harvey’s and his own lawyering this time, because why the hell not? If he goes to prison, he’ll just start over. And then he gets his innocence declares and it’s the next day and he’s free and he gets to enjoy life. He did it all again, no regrets.

[blush-and-books]

UPDATE: Chapter Two is live!

Donna and Harvey set some plans in motion, but impulse decisions from Donna have some severe consequences.

Fic Summary:

Harvey Specter is twenty-one and he has no future, but he is trying to make sure that is little brother does. Unfortunately, in order to do that, he needs to make a lot of money in a little time.

Donna Paulsen is twenty and the world was at her feet, but she found herself still trapped in their same little town because of factors beyond her control. Unable to tolerate the life she doesn't want, she's willing to do anything to get the money she needs to head west and leave this all behind.

Luckily, their paths converge at just the right time.

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He’s spitting with anger when he speaks again: “Just open the fucking register. I’m warning you.”

“No.” Through long eyelashes, he meets her unblinking stare. She’s pretty. It doesn’t matter. “Shoot me.”

He can’t. “I will.” He won’t. “Just give me the goddamn money.”

[holy-puckslibrary]

𝐟𝐢𝐜𝐬 𝐨𝐟 𝐜𝐡𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐦𝐚𝐬 𝐩𝐚𝐬𝐭

here's a list of every upload from the fic-mas event i did on patreon last year, as well as a link to the selection of said uploads that are now available to you here on tumblr (depending on when you see this post).

hope you enjoy, and happy holidays!

˗ˏˋ 𝐦𝐚𝐢𝐧 𝐦𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭 ˎˊ˗

again, this is a list of ficmas uploads that are available on my patreon and will remain there for the time being. if you'd like to learn more about how to access them, please refer to 𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐒 𝐏𝐎𝐒𝐓.

if you'd to pursue the content available now (or soon-to-be) on tumblr, please refer to 𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐒 𝐏𝐎𝐒𝐓.

˗ˏˋ 𝐒𝐖𝐄𝐄𝐓 𝐍𝐎𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐆 ˎˊ˗ 

𝐩𝐚𝐢𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠 — stargirl!connor mcdavid x famous!reader 𝐰𝐜 — 3k 𝐜𝐰 — none, excluding cavities. 𝐬𝐲𝐧𝐨𝐩𝐬𝐢𝐬 — romance is not dead if you keep it just yours. (requested)

need a refresher or to get caught up? here's the 𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐬 𝐦𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭.

˗ˏˋ 𝐇𝐎𝐖 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐂𝐄𝐎 𝐒𝐓𝐎𝐋𝐄 𝐗𝐌𝐀𝐒 ˎˊ˗ 

𝐩𝐚𝐢𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠 — ceo!sidney crosby x assistant!reader 𝐰𝐜 — 2.8k 𝐜𝐰 — mild angst, but that's it! 𝐬𝐲𝐧𝐨𝐩𝐬𝐢𝐬 — sidney's hatred of the holiday inadvertently thwarts the enjoyment of it by someone he definitely doesn't hate. (inspired by a #darvey scene from suits)

˗ˏˋ 𝐁𝐈𝐆 𝐁𝐀𝐃 𝐖𝐎𝐋𝐅 ˎˊ˗ 

𝐩𝐚𝐢𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠 — jamie drysdale x reader 𝐰𝐜 — 2.4k 𝐜𝐰 — references to past hook-ups but nothing explicit and heavy angst (per the request) 𝐬𝐲𝐧𝐨𝐩𝐬𝐢𝐬 — merry meddling brings two volatile foes back under the same roof. can holiday magic mend the burned bridge between these former enemies-with-benefits?

˗ˏˋ 𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐊 𝐀𝐕𝐄𝐍𝐔𝐄 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐁𝐋𝐄𝐌𝐒 ˎˊ˗ 

𝐩𝐚𝐢𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠 — adam fox x heiress!reader 𝐰𝐜 — 3.2k 𝐜𝐰 — a smidge of angst. 𝐬𝐲𝐧𝐨𝐩𝐬𝐢𝐬 — the princess of park avenue and the hotel manager's son, once childhood sweethearts, are reunited by a precocious permanent resident just in time for the holidays — and the heiress' wedding. (inspired by the best movie of all time, eloise at christmastime)

˗ˏˋ 𝐒𝐈𝐃𝐍𝐄𝐘 𝐂𝐋𝐀𝐔𝐒 ˎˊ˗ 

𝐩𝐚𝐢𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠 — sidney crosby x reader 𝐰𝐜 — 2.8k 𝐜𝐰 — references to a previous one-night-stand and some drama. 𝐬𝐲𝐧𝐨𝐩𝐬𝐢𝐬 — five years ago, she left the club's annual holiday celebration with an unexpected party favor. said party favor meets more than just st. nick when they return this year. 

˗ˏˋ '𝐓𝐈𝐒 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐃𝐀𝐌𝐍 𝐒𝐄𝐀𝐒𝐎𝐍 ˎˊ˗ 

𝐩𝐚𝐢𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠 — tyler seguin x oc (caroline allen) 𝐰𝐜 — >10k 𝐜𝐰 — adult themes and content, angst (and a lot of it), description and repeated reference to an injury + chapter-specific warnings.

𝐬𝐲𝐧𝐨𝐩𝐬𝐢𝐬 — tyler seguin will attest that caroline allen, acclaimed author and his childhood love, is "the one that got away" until his dying day. even though the "got away" half is (more than partially) his fault. but that didn't matter much when he was thousands of miles away, skating his heart out and partying the years away. by some stroke of luck or a cruel twist of fate (he isn't quite sure yet), a season-ending injury has sent him back to recover in the one place he knew she'd always be. will this second chance to make things right be the gift of a lifetime, or just another lump of coal weighing down his heart? 

the family trees

Have you ever been watching a Hallmark movie and been suddenly overcome with the urge to visit the festive little town where the story takes place and the seemingly mismatched leads fall madly in love?

Well, look no further than Merriment Island, Christmas' official home in the States! 

For over 100 years, the jolly citizens of this aptly shaped island located just off the coast of Washington have been spreading holiday cheer amongst themselves and all who visit. This year, Mayor Seguin has selected you all as the guests of honor for our annual Winter Wonderland celebration - the longest-running of its kind!

Be sure to join us from December 18th through Christmas Day for festive fun, friendly competition, and the opportunity to create unforgettable memories with your loved ones. Make sure to keep the exclusive flyer handy (attached after the stylized map designed by our very own Benny Allen), as it will be your ticket into the 8-day, all-inclusive event! 

If you have any questions about the event, please email Jennifer Bishop-Allen (Winter Wonderland Chairwoman and co-owner of the Allen Family Farm), or her daughter, Caroline Allen. (Yes, the NYT best-selling author!) 

If you are not staying aboard the Sleigh of the Sea (Merriment's very own cruise-liner that docks in Seattle!) for the duration of the celebration, please contact Catherine or Lily Seguin at the Yuletide Inn to make your reservation as soon as possible. Rooms are limited and going faster than you can name all eight of Santa's reindeer! 

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[hamspenalty]

would you be willing to post ur suits au for the wip release? been getting into suits and i would love to see what you’ve done with it!!

sorry for the late reply! finals have been kicking my ass 💔

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The traffic turns into a slow crawl as the limo comes to a standstill. “How long until we get to the office?” Daniel asks, pausing in the middle of his email. He takes his thumbnail out of his mouth, hand paused in the air.

“10 minutes, give or take,” Jamie says, his tone as confident as it always is. Max sighs through his nose, fighting the strong itch to pop the button on his collar. “You good over there, Maxy? Look like you wanna crawl out of your skin.”

Daniel’s tone is joking, but Max truly does feel that way. Though he’d never say it. “Just don’t want to be late.”

Daniel snorts, “Horner won’t care, you’re coming in with me. It’d be worse if it was you and your bike.” Max shakes his head.

He only rode a bike to work for two months, in his first year at the firm. He’d only ditched it after he kept showing up to work with pit stains, and had to overcompensate by wiping his problem areas with baby wipes.

Jamie slides over to the curb with ease, unlocking the car. Max understands why he’s been Daniel’s driver for so many years; he’s good.

He opens Daniel’s door first, giving him a big smile and a handshake. “Same time tomorrow?” Daniel asks, white teeth shining. Jamie circles the car, giving Max a shoulder pat and a handshake. “You know it,” Jamie says, grinning.

They begin their walk up the many steps that lead to Horner Dietrich. It’s bustling like usual; clients coming in and out, interns, people walking by. Everything is as it should be, moving efficiently and smoothly, like a well oiled machine.

“I have a pro bono case for you,” Daniel starts, and Max feels a part of him die a little. His dad always said pro bono cases were stupid. They made the firm look good, not you, so what’s the point?

Daniel’s been trying to make Max get rid of that idea by giving him one the moment it hits his desk.

[blabberoo]

Idk what au im cooking.. but Im cooking..

[uncleasad]

In light of recent events, my mind of course started putting together a Hosie AU of Suits 😂

Hope Marshall is Mike and Josie Parker/Laughlin is Rachel.

Caroline is Harvey, Tyler or Matt for Louis. Maybe Stefan as Donna? It’s hard to find someone who has/could have that mentor relationship with Hope, the friendly-and-sometimes-not-so-friendly rivalry with Louis, and also be the mentee/right-hand/fixer with Jessica… (Let alone that smoldering dynamic Harvey and Donna had…)

Which brings us to…Bonnie as Jessica. She’s one of the baddest witches out there (I thought of Vincent before I landed on Bonnie; he might be better as a pure Jessica, but he doesn’t have that relationship with Caroline that Bonnie does).

Alaric as Daniel Hardman (I always got the impression that he was a bit older than Jessica…and certainly considered himself superior to her). Alyssa as the associate who was Hardman’s mistress, because always run with the joke when you can 😂

Jo as Robert Zane and Grandma Mary as Mike’s grandmother.

Roman as Mike’s d-bag best friend Trevor the drug dealer, Maya as Mike’s ex/Trevor’s girlfriend (the Vanessa Ray character), Penelope as Kyle, Louis’s associate protege/Mike’s office rival, who also dates Rachel briefly and then entirely disappears 😂 Maybe Jed as another associate (Jimmy?)

Which, of course, covers S1 and part of S2, and we’re almost out of characters again 😂

I’d like to figure out a way to have Lizzie (and MG), too…inventing extra family for Rachel, maybe a cousin who’s almost like a sister?

Once again, though, this is not an idea that’s on the high end of the “likely to be written” scale…but when my brain gets an idea, I do like to humor it to the extend of sketching out a cast list 😂

[canisalbus]

✦ Fashionably late ✦

[blondebrainpowered]

Robin Williams on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno in 1997, wearing an Issey Miyake suit.

[barblaz-arts]

Calling this the Suite Life AU

Yes, they're all adults here dw. And no, Pentious and Angel aren't twins here. But wouldn't that be hilarious, like

[twister-sister]

when you can't get a moments rest from running a whole kingdom because your little brothers are two whole ass gremlins

[redcrowncafe]

Three trends in one

[blush-and-books]

Chapter 3 of good men die too is now live! Please pay attention to tags and content warnings included in the chapter.

Enjoy!

[hngryazn]

Sketches for @raghhhhhyperfixations Superbat Reverse Alien AU!! Love love love the idea of shadow alien Bruce being a silly little creature so here :))

[baeshijima]

— stardust

the world is a vast place. in the grand scheme of things, humans are but a speck of dust; much like how you are sure you are nothing but a meagre speck of dust in the world he lives in, forever to be remained unseen. (if only you knew how you are the brightest star he'd ever laid his eyes upon.)

CONTAINS : gn!reader, 1.5k wc, royalty!au, contract marriage/marriage of convenience, fluff, smitten reca bc what would he be other than smitten, a little hint of bittersweet at the end if read between the lines aha...

A/N : ....i have a paper due monday. i havent started it. why do i do this to myself. (reca i love u can u not hear my cries and wails as fic after fic appears in my brain for u...)

Duke Reca of the northern territory; to many he is a well-accomplished noble, a young genius set for greater things, and the owner-slash-founder of the top theatre company. He is an idol — a role model to those who aspire to be more involved in the artistic side of the world.

To you, however, he is an absolute lunatic, the bane of your existence, and your contractual husband.

It's not like you had much choice. It was either: a) remain as a hollow puppet whose strings danced at your family's fingertips, or b) find some way to escape with outside power.

You, of course, chose the second option. Unfortunately, that somehow led to you meeting the young duke when out in the shopping district, trying to escape the suffocating presence of your family's knights accompanying you by running into a secluded alleyway, even if it was for but a momentary breather.

It was a whirlwind of a meeting... quite literally. Bodies flew; clothing tousled; breaths stolen. Well, at least for you it was like this. He, on the other hand, looked right as rain. (Lucky bastard.) You hadn't realised it was him at first, too absorbed in hasty apologies and the numbing bloom spreading across your backside like a wildfire (really, they ought to incorporate more padding in these flimsy clothes!), but when he uttered an apology of his own for not paying attention to his surroundings with an arm outstretched to help you stand, your mind all but blanked. What was someone of his status doing in a dingy alley? Didn't the newspapers report word of his self-confinement, having not stepped foot outside his manor in fervent preparation of his upcoming performance?

No, never mind all that; wasn't this a blatant opportunity being presented to you? An outside power that could help you escape the clutches of your family...

With gritted teeth, all sense of self-dignity was cast aside as you grasped his outstretched hand with both of your own, gazing into his widened eyes with your own narrowed ones.

"Your Grace, I know this is hardly the appropriate time nor place, but please... marry me!" Your words echoed within the enclosed space. Duke Reca blinked slowly down at you, and it was then you realised you never elaborated. "In... in a contractual marriage of convenience, of course."

"Oh?" he grinned, amusement and intrigue twinkling in his eyes. "And what is it you can offer me?"

"I..." Truthfully, there was nothing you could offer which would be beneficial to someone like him who had everything at the tips of his fingers. You were but a speck of dust in his world, merely floating and remaining unseen within his view. But even so, here you kneeled before him, his gaze wholly fixated on a speck of dust such as yourself. If nothing else, you at least had your desperation — a desperation to be your own person. "My lineage may be from that of a baron's, but I am confident I can be of use to you if you would permit it. So long as you accept my offer, I will do anything to aid you, whether that be through practical means or a performance you wish to see."

A beat of silence.

"Ha... haha... ahahaha!!"

And, as if things couldn't get any worse than a sore rear and disgruntled self, you were pulled out of your daze by a pair of gleaming carmine eyes, a maniacal grin, and his body, now kneeled just like you were, so very close to your own.

"That determination... how brilliantly you burn with such an expression!" The sheer glee which bled through his tone sent shivers down your spine, having never realised someone so esteemed had such a side to him. The duke breathed a breathy laugh and slightly backed up, his hands still holding your arms. "Alright, I look forward to seeing how brightly you will shine in your performance, my dear leading actor."

...Was it too late to back out and find an alternative solution?

Admittedly so, for the next thing you knew vows were declared and you were moved into the duke's residence. You could still remember your family's aghast expressions the moment you declared you were marrying Duke Reca and thus cutting ties with them. It was oddly freeing to see their contorted faces reveal their true nature.

Life as the duke's spouse was... something, to say the least. His servants and attendants almost seemed to have shed tears of joy at the revelation of their ever so lonely duke (their words, not yours) finally settling down and getting married, asking you questions such as how you both met, what drew you to their duke, who popped the question first, why you chose him of all people, so on so forth. It was... cosy. Something you admittedly weren't very accustomed to, but found yourself welcoming nonetheless.

One thing you never expected was for the duke to have a little pet of his own; a little toad dressed in a miniature beret and matching suit, at that. Assistant Director is what Reca had called her, and you think for someone so obsessed with the arts he ought to up his naming sense. She was also quite susceptible to compliments, something you discovered when commenting on the little toad's cute attire, with the duke's baffling translation of her bashfulness and her own compliment on your own looks. Apparently. You're not really sure, but you're inclined to believe it ever since she claimed a spot on your shoulder.

As the days-turned-weeks-turned-months bled into each other, you found yourself oddly lost at how well-adapted you have become of your new life and the duke's personality. From impromptu displays of affection both in and outside the manor to sporadic radio silence on his end when wholly consumed by his fervent passion for a project, you sometimes wonder just how you're still alive with the amount of heart attacks the man has given you.

But despite his... eccentricities, to put it lightly, there are times where you can't quite put a finger on certain expressions he would make when he thinks you're not looking. They're unlike his (once again, to put it very lightly) passionate eyes when rambling to you during mealtimes about an upcoming performance the troupe has; unlike the sheer mania he can exude when something truly sparks his inspiration; unlike the playfully smug grin he would give you when swooping down in dramatic flair to press a long kiss to the back of your palm; unlike the rare darkening of his expression that you cannot help but stiffen at when something or someone in the troupe doesn't quite match his expectations.

No. These ones are... soft. A kind of tenderness and unprecedented longing able to be identified if scrutinised close enough. It was evident in the ghost-like touches he would trail along your skin, as though afraid just a little more force would do irreparable damage. It was evident in the attention to even the most minute details, having everything from clothing to food to the decor suited to preferences you yourself never realised you had. It was evident in the way unadulterated fondness leaked through his tone when his unique terms of affection for you slipped through his lips when all was silent and you were supposed to be asleep.

"My dearest star..."

...Much like now, it would seem.

The bed dips by where your knees slightly bend, hidden under the beige covers. A familiar musky scent surrounds you not long after, and you find yourself involuntarily relaxing at the comfort it brings as your head further burrows into the pillow.

You want to stay awake, even if it's just for a second longer, to hear what he has to say to your less than conscious state. But, oh, his fingers threading through your hair and softly massaging your scalp and the gentle touch of his forehead against yours and the subtle comforting warmth that rolls off his body in waves does little to help you fight the sleep which easily takes over.

Oh, whatever! You'll just try and catch what he has to say next time.

Eventually your breathing evens out, only soft snores now heard within the large shared bedroom. Upon noticing this, Reca cannot stop the fond smile which lifts the corners of his lips, nor can he prevent the softening of his eyes as he continues to gaze at your sleeping form.

"My dearest [Name]," he whispers into the dead of night. Even now, several months later, he still cannot believe his luck to have run into you in that alleyway. It must have been fate which made him heed its call, urging him he would discover something sure to escape that terrible slump plaguing him for weeks on end.

Sure enough, it brought him to something irreplaceable; something he has been searching desperately for.

You.

And, with the tenderest of kisses pressed to your forehead that would put even the most sickening romantics to shame, he murmurs words of promise against your skin, an oath he swears to uphold no matter the obstacles which stand before him.

"In this life, I will ensure you have only the best of endings."

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