"Everyone says slow burn relationships, i say no burn i avoid feelings at anytime."
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Why do I feel nauseous again-.
This is bullshit...
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im trying to replay kot/or1 (and i swear i will beat it! i got spoiled about some critical stuff but like ! i want to see the whole thing!!! let me beat it!!! i knew i gotten far back in 2020 but i..... kinda stopped DSGKJSJHGSHJG and now im starting over again three years later)
and. i spend the past hours a while back hitting my desk (FIGUREATIVELY!!!) trying to figure why the game wouldn't let me use steam's screenshot built-in, only to find out.
discord's game overlay was cockblocking the way for me to use steam's screenshot feature.
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I'm writing and I have to use this one specific word and all the readers will be like "YOU'RE BRITISH" and I'm like "I KNOW, I'M SORRY"
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“oh I’m too old for stuffed animals” skill issue. sorry you can’t appreciate little creatures made to hang out with you, I on the other hand am full of joyous whimsy and therefore vastly superior.
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One time I ate probably way too many mushrooms and I could feel my trip going bad. So, I turned to my roommate and I said something along the lines of,
"I feel amazing but I feel like this sensation has a price and I'm about to pay it."
To which he responded, "What are you, catholic?" And that knocked me so firmly out of my mental state that the rest of the trip was hands down the best time I ever did mushrooms.
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Awful terrible bugses bits us... it itches us so badly...... it would feel so goooood to SCRATCH ITS... NO WE MUSTENT. Ouuughhh
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how to explain to non-americans that the better call saul ads aren’t exaggerated for comedic effect they are super normie
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i stay up late to be happy for a few more hours
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I hate how acknowledging unfairness in the world is seen as "childish". Maybe children are right. I don't think you should be proud of the fact that you've become complacent with the state of your miserable existence and took on this loser "it is what it is" mentality. Things can be better.
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@mariyyum twitter post:
Recipes that have been passed down to me by my Palestinian mother 🇵🇸, and I've had the honor of sharing them with all of you. #freepalestine
1: Cheese Manakeesh (cheese pies)
2: Homemade Hummus w/ chicken koufta
3: Msakhan (the National dish of Palestine)
4: Sfeeha (meet pies)
Follow her on:
twitter
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and her own blog for more.
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hey. what the fuck does this mean
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