#Stuck in Customs

[temporalteardrop]

bass makes a dollar. i make a dime. that's why i think about lesbian sex on company time

[bet-on-me-13]

Fight Knight is the Spirit of Halloween.

So! A new Spirit Halloween location has opened up in Gotham, and the Batfam has decided to go shopping so they can prepare for Halloween.

Just because it's one of their busiest nights of the year doesn't mean they can't enjoy themselves while patrolling.

So the family walks in about a week before Halloween and spreads out to look for decorations or costumes to wear.

Its a fun trip, they buy their costumes, have a pleasant conversation with the manager about the holiday season, and go back home.

Then they actually put on their costumes and find out that they were either Cursed or Enchanted, because once put them on they are transformed them into the Costumes themselves.

Damien has become a Dog, after putting on a cheap dog costume at the insistence of his brothers. He's not unhappy at least.

Jason has been turned into a Zombie, though he has managed to restrain himself from eating his brother's Brains so far. He claims they look unappetizing.

Tim has been turned into Super Mario. He can't stop speaking in a bad Italian accent and has a huge mustache.

Dick has been turned into a Fairy Tale Princess after putting on the costume as a Joke. He has to admit though, he looks great as a Girl.

Even Bruce wasn't spared, and was turned into a Vampire after putting in some Plastic Teeth.

Taking off the costumes hadn't turned them back, leaving them stuck in their new forms.

Now they are all racing back to that Spirit Halloween to get answers as to what the hell just happened to them.

They hope Mr. Frank Knight has some answers for them.

[pianta]

theyre finally home!! big day for annoying people (me) i finally get to hold it in my hands 💞 watching spelldon go from just a concept in my head to a fully realized character (especially after all these years!!) has been such a fun ride and i feel very lucky to have been a part of it. the comic is so so fun and everyone who worked on it did a fangtastic job. I'm so excited for folks to be able to pick this one up and hopefully feel seen or heard. happy pride! out now in your local comic shop 💕🌈

[blood-starved-beast]

Another toxic headcanon of mine is Melinoe "child-soldier who grew up in a tent sleeping on a floor mattress in a bog and fucks in the Woods" would have a very difficult time adjusting to living in the House of Hades. Don't get me wrong she'd think she would do well and maybe the first few weeks/months or so she's alright. But as time goes on and she realizes she can't see the phases of the Moon or Selene's touch on her brow or simply go out and pick up mushrooms in the rain I think she'll 100% understand why Zagreus tried so hard to reach the Surface. And honestly, I don't think Hades would force her to stay/get a job at the House.

Melinoe and Hades are very similar, personality wise. Hades's first impression of his daughter is her running into his cell on her way to defeat his Father, the centerpoint of his trauma and the person he should have defeated long ago and left in the past. She goes in, night after night, fixing his mistakes. After a while, he must see the parallel.

Hades tells Zagreus in the first game to enjoy it while he doesn't have the responsibilities weighing Hades down. One could argue it's part of the reason why he's so bitter (other than being Divorced and traumatized). There's a convo where Hades asks if Melinoe is well. When she doesn't have an answer for him, he apologizes profusely. His failures are leading his daughter to become him. No childhood, only soldier.

There's no way in Hell or Heaven that Hades is gonna offer her an administrative chamber job lest he turns her into him. If he asks anything of her postgame, it's only to spend some time in the Underworld tending Pomegranate trees with her mom and time with them as a family but that's it.

[skjalfaa]

@daylifesims @helgatisha @saruin ♡♡♡

[nalooksthrough]

I love when New Wish fan writers make Dale out to be a cold, emotionless person who rarely shows his true feelings because in the canon of the show the guy is like an open book. He can't hide his feelings for shit.

[snarkspawn]

light of kshahrewar ✨

[teatitty]

The Bee and Rodimus dynamic to me is that Rodimus can't get a bitch to save his life despite trying his best and Bee can get absolutely anyone just by existing and simply doesn't care enough to bother with it and it pisses Roddy off soooooo fucking bad he's like grinding his teeth, hands shaking in a strangling motion about it

[stellar-collective]

Harpy Phoenix giving Reginald a feather to denote him as flock ok byeeeee

oh you are SO right

[icharchivist]

yknow how i ordered a Solas plush ages ago and then have only met misfortune through the whole process it still hasn't come home?

apparently it arrived in my country's customs center right on the 31st of December, and i got a mail then telling me to pay the customs fee, which i did

... and it seems it has been stuck in the customs center ever since.

every week or so it updates the tracking of the package to say it arrived at the custom center and is being processed to the dispatch center, and then it restarts telling me it just reached the custom center and is processing, and then is to the dispatch center. over and over again.

it's been 22 days now.

And while i really want my plush by now and don't even know who to complain to since it's out of the store's hands,

i also keep thinking about how the misfortune i got with this plush so far are so on brand with Solas

... and the fact i kept jokingly calling the Veil "border patrol" and now my boyfriend is literally stuck behind the border patrol right now. They're spiting me. They locked up my boyfriend behind the Veil. This is Rook's fault somehow.

*waves fist to the sky* i can't believe i'm actually fully living the Lavellan experience of having to wait so fucking long for my boyfriend to come back to me like this--

[magic101]

@heybabybird 💖 follower from USA! Thank you for all the gorgeous stickers 🙂‍↕️ and more!

[kod-lyoko]

It's Always Sunny in Pomodoro??

hello, is your hyperfixation on sunny preventing you from studying and doing your work? that's why i hired this mac to stare at you and keep an eye on you during your pomodoro sessions and judge you if you lose focus

[akkivee]

MADE IT HOME‼️ and got some cool stuff in the mail!!!!!

[majimasleftasscheek]

thank you for your tips on proxy buying!! thanks to you I am now the proud owner of Very Silly Merch that I've wanted for a while now

I don't know why RGG made funeral portrait standees, but I'm glad they did

sometimes rgg makes the funniest merch jsdfkldkls and I'm so glad I could help you get it 🙏 I hope you look forward to more wacky stuff they drop 👀

[pseudophan]

FINALLYYYYYY got my calendar and catboy sweater it cost me an arm and a leg in fees because massively fuck this country but it's here

[forestlovesyou]

I got hit by a huge wave of nostalgia and fell back into the Undertale rabbithole and I just couldn't resist the urge to make a Handplates skeleton lore accurate oc who I am pretty proud of ngl :] adawd