#Steve and Danno

[incorrect-mcdanno]

Danny: I hate being touched. Danny: The last time I maintained physical contact with another person was in a fight. Kono: You are literally on Steve'S lap right now. Danny: This means nothing.

[h50europe]

Photoshoot season 1 Outtakes - Scott and Alex have only eyes for each other!

[bvckleydiazs]

they just..like okay…

[ezra-editss]

"He is in love"

Btw if you ever wonder why a certain scene isn't in my edits;

Season 1-2: I didn't make notes yet so it's hard to find stuff, I'll rewatch it tho

Season 3-5: Oh? I either thought something else fit better or it was hard to put in (bc of the frame or smth) or I missed it, unlikely tho lmao

Season 6: was the first season I saw (bc it was on tv) so I obviously also didn't take notes will watch it again after I finished season 5 tho

Season 7-10: You were probably able to figure that out in the one above, but I haven't seen it yet :,)

So yeahh we'll get there eventually :]

I'm also working on an fanfic rn :D I hope I'll finish it💀

[brinleyparke]

Danny: Steve, I beg of you. Please, PLEASE go to the doctor.

Steve: *WTF face* Hey, I'm sorry. Is this OUR stab wound?

[mcdanno-ocaan-hawaii]

[cjjade]

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Hawaii Five-0 (2010) Relationships: Steve McGarrett/Danny "Danno" Williams Characters: Danny "Danno" Williams, Steve McGarrett Additional Tags: Not Beta Read, Implied Consent, Kissing, Making Out, Frottage, Coming In Pants, Touching, Hand Jobs, Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Outside Sex, Public Sex, Top Danny "Danno" Williams, Bottom Steve McGarrett, Talking During Sex, Dirty Talk, Praise Kink, slight D/s undertones, Friends With Benefits, Casual Sex, good communication during sex, Mentions of Sex Toys, Steve is bad at sex toys, Insecure Steve McGarrett

Series: Part 4 of Pineapple Cannolis Summary:

Season 1 Episode 20 Episode Tie in--so sort.

Set before the episode started, just Steve and Danny being their horny selves.

[mrbrrop]

Why McDanno from Hawaii 5-0 is an incredible and insane ship :

• Always calling each other babe (which yeah, for danny why not? He calls everyone babe (mostly Steve though)). But Steve he only calls Danny babe

• Constantly going on dates (like it's rarely justified as case related, sometimes the ep just starts and they're just hiking or fishing or whatever for no specific reason)

• The CONSTANT touching (I think there are multiple compilations on tumblr of just them touching each other, like them cuddling on the couch or Steve caressing Danny's neck, or Danny slapping Steve’s ass, or the regular bicep grab or torso slap)

• The I Love You's (which are only justified as platonic with I Love You, bro or I Love You man (sometimes not even that))

• The spanish "Te amo" instead of "Te quiero" translation

• "You're my Danno" (like what?)

• The whole fact that the show starts on the premis that 2.5 min after meeting Danny, Steve just changes his whole life trajectory and accepts to run a task force he didn't even want in the first place

• The usual "Basically raising a kid together" thing (Well 2 kids in their case)

• Steve mentioning that he loves Danny very much and is kind of married to him whilst he's on date with a woman

• The Carguments (they literally coined the term (I think?))

• The sharing organs thing (There was no hesitation just "here take a piece of my liver!")

• The Couple's Therapy (literal couple's therapy, Steve "misread" the pamphlet or whatever (which had a couple piggyback riding on it))

• The constant clocking of the characters ("are you talking to your wife"; "they in love again"; "I don't understand, I thought they weren't together?"; "How long have you two been married?"; "ok you two lovebirds" etc etc..)

• The buying a restaurant together (but it being a clear metaphor for marriage and the characters constantly comparing it to a marriage or referencing it like it's a marriage)

• The always entering each other's houses without knocking

• The eye fucking

• "I would have gone with the gay thing.. to you know keep our covers"

• "I'll give you a hug, I'll give you a kiss, pick a base"

• Steve caressing Danny's hand and arm

• "What are you wearing?" said over the phone

• Steve remembering exactly when they met to the minute

• "If I didn't put my finger inside of you, we wouldn't be having this conversation right now!"

• Them dancing together at Kono's wedding (+"you don't have to dance with me tonight" at Max's goodbye party)

• Danny comparing himself being worried about Steve to Tani being worried about Junior when it is heavily implied that Tani & Junior are in love

• Steve being more interested in watching a movie than making out with his girlfriend (+Plus always getting interrupted by Danny and ending up cuddling with him)

• Steve comparing himself to Danny's ex wife (After getting offended that Danny didn't consider him when making retirement plans because he just assumed it was agreed that they would spend the rest of their lives together)

• Just vibes atp

From here on out, it's mostly the actors doing things, but..

• The almost kissing blooper

• The "You've got the best ass and it's hanging out of a truck" blooper

• The fact that the actors were both on board (if I was told correctly) but that the showrunner was an absolute dick

[agentbootyreportingforduty]

[incorrect-mcdanno]

Tani: Don't you get jealous? Danny: I never really had anything to worry about. Steve was never really good at the flirting thing. Steve: What are you talking about? It worked with you. Danny: Oh, you know what? You're right. We met, you flirted, and then bam! Ten years later you had me!

[h50europe]

McDanno Season 1 photoshoot outtake... They are also known as wedding pictures among fans. Find someone the way Alex looks at Scott in these pics!

[bvckleydiazs]

losing my GODDAMN MIND 😭

[brinleyparke]

Danny: Why are you like this??

Steve: I used too much "No More Tears" shampoo as a kid, and I haven't felt a single emotion since.

[katstiel]

Decided to start watching Hawaii Five-0 because. Well, I was bored. And what the actual fuck? Why are these two men full on flirting with each other right there on my screen? I'm honestly not sure it's possible to interpret whatever they have going on in just the first episode as anything but sexual tension. I'm sure this'll only get more homoerotic as the show goes on.

Why do I keep doing this to myself.

[liar-or-lawyer]

Strike Force?

Season 1: Episode 1

"Pilot"

[anonymousmoth43]

I love how in season 5 episode 15 of Hawaii 5-0 Danny walks into Steve’s house and complains about a kid & when he says he’s “going to kill this punk” Steve’s reply was “Who we killing?” WE? he said We your honor, they’re boyfriends.

Or husbands considering they’re co dads.