#i swear they will be the death of me

[mrbrrop]

Why McDanno from Hawaii 5-0 is an incredible and insane ship :

• Always calling each other babe (which yeah, for danny why not? He calls everyone babe (mostly Steve though)). But Steve he only calls Danny babe

• Constantly going on dates (like it's rarely justified as case related, sometimes the ep just starts and they're just hiking or fishing or whatever for no specific reason)

• The CONSTANT touching (I think there are multiple compilations on tumblr of just them touching each other, like them cuddling on the couch or Steve caressing Danny's neck, or Danny slapping Steve’s ass, or the regular bicep grab or torso slap)

• The I Love You's (which are only justified as platonic with I Love You, bro or I Love You man (sometimes not even that))

• The spanish "Te amo" instead of "Te quiero" translation

• "You're my Danno" (like what?)

• The whole fact that the show starts on the premis that 2.5 min after meeting Danny, Steve just changes his whole life trajectory and accepts to run a task force he didn't even want in the first place

• The usual "Basically raising a kid together" thing (Well 2 kids in their case)

• The Carguments (they literally coined the term (I think?))

• The sharing organs thing (There was no hesitation just "here take a piece of my liver!")

• The Couple's Therapy (literal couple's therapy, Steve "misread" the pamphlet or whatever (which had a couple piggyback riding on it))

• The constant clocking of the characters ("are you talking to your wife"; "they in love again"; "I don't understand, I thought they weren't together?"; "How long have you two been married?"; "ok you two lovebirds" etc etc..)

• The buying a restaurant together (but it being a clear metaphor for marriage and the characters constantly comparing it to a marriage or referencing it like it's a marriage)

• The always entering each other's houses without knocking

• The eye fucking

• "I would have gone with the gay thing.. to you know keep our covers"

• "I'll give you a hug, I'll give you a kiss, pick a base"

• Steve caressing Danny's hand and arm

• "What are you wearing?" said over the phone

• Steve remembering exactly when they met to the minute

• "If I didn't put my finger inside of you, we wouldn't be having this conversation right now!"

• Them dancing together at Kono's wedding (+"you don't have to dance with me tonight" at Max's goodbye party)

• Steve being more interested in watching a movie than making out with his girlfriend (+Plus always getting interrupted by Danny and ending up cuddling with him)

• Steve comparing himself to Danny's ex wife (After getting offended that Danny didn't consider him when making retirement plans because he just assumed it was agreed that they would spend the rest of their lives together)

• Just vibes atp

From here on out, it's mostly the actors doing things, but..

• The almost kissing blooper

• The "You've got the best ass and it's hanging out of a truck" blooper

• The fact that the actors were both on board (if I was told correctly) but that the showrunner was an absolute dick

[star-o]

Pink in the night by mitski is this scene's song now, I don't make the rules

[orionchildofhades]

jayce's eyes. the hopeful, wide, surprised gaze, face slack. the frown, eyebrows and nose curling, eyes narrowing, the colour going from warm to cold. earth fucking shattering

and viktor's face. the apathy, the raised eyebrow, the tug at his lips, the soft suprise. the widening, the réalisation of whom is standing before Jim, the light in his eyes, the subtle sadness because he knows. fuck.

kill me now

im dissolving in sulfuric acid

[proxycrit]

LINKTOBER DAY 7: goron hot springs!

Link and zelda are sent to death mountain to “deal with the problem” via Purah. Yunobo is tired.

(Recasting Death Mountain to be slightly on fire! I love it when things are on fire.)

More of my zelda au here! (It’s totk without the time travel)

My patreon’s here if youd like to support my crimes :0

[medjaiwarrior]

You know what the truly tragic thing is? We've seen Vi take so many bigger hits than this, shrug it off and stay standing or keep fighting.

So a hit like that, would barely register if it was from anyone else.

But it's the fact that it was Caitlyn that did it, that hurt her worse than any other physical blow she's ever taken in her life.

[nyancrimew]

i think every queer (whether they've realized it already or not) kid should have to go through an emo phase, let's force them to listen to nu-metal while they skip school to cry about a broken heart

[thefrsers]

#soulmates fr😭

[channie-143]

[papier-ciseaux]

My first run of Hades in a nutshell.

My second run was actually worse.

No one cares but I made an approximate diagram of all my runs and death for fun. RIP to Zagreus but I like the administrative chamber a lot <3

As you can see my motivation to kill my dad dwindled after I finished the mainline story

[bree-paints]

My copium where they all survive and they are an iconic one eyed trio

Also some random sketches because 266-267 have been killing me emotionally thank you

[800db-cloud]

I Hate P-Ranking The Vigilante :(

[foxy-kitsune]

i think i am malfunctioning. like i am definitelly not thinking clearly right now.

[youngmoviemaker]

It could be real . . . @bamsara

[hansoeii]

almost done with another big-ish jayvik illustration because they will not leave my brain

[kayit-z]

Another deathduo x solangelo drawing bc I LOVE it (gracias joly, beso tu cerebro)

* EXTRA, not deathduo but a idea that a got:

Little explanation about this drawing:

Notes: q!missa and q!spreen are canonically brothers (younger and older). They were living together with q!roier, he and missa wanted to open a taqueria

Basically, on the very fists days of the qsmp, spreen killed missa's cat, roier and roier's dog, because devil rubius dared him to. When roier told missa about it, he said that spreen could never do that and that it was roier's fault their home was falling apart. They had a fight, which ended with missa leaving him alone.

It happened before the egg adoption arc and never got a conclusion :(

I feel like not a lot of people outside de Hispanic community know about the lore between roier, rubius, spreen, quackity and missa (la traición del taco/the taco's betrayal (??)) That's why I felt the urge to explain it

Also! There's this amazing animation with eng subs that portraits it perfectly *chef kiss*

I know it's not identical to the pjo scene but missa and roier's fight gave me almost the same energy

[toffeesbabbles]

enough of drawing ink happy- ink emo time