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Why McDanno from Hawaii 5-0 is an incredible and insane ship :
• Always calling each other babe (which yeah, for danny why not? He calls everyone babe (mostly Steve though)). But Steve he only calls Danny babe
• Constantly going on dates (like it's rarely justified as case related, sometimes the ep just starts and they're just hiking or fishing or whatever for no specific reason)
• The CONSTANT touching (I think there are multiple compilations on tumblr of just them touching each other, like them cuddling on the couch or Steve caressing Danny's neck, or Danny slapping Steve’s ass, or the regular bicep grab or torso slap)
• The I Love You's (which are only justified as platonic with I Love You, bro or I Love You man (sometimes not even that))
• The spanish "Te amo" instead of "Te quiero" translation
• "You're my Danno" (like what?)
• The whole fact that the show starts on the premis that 2.5 min after meeting Danny, Steve just changes his whole life trajectory and accepts to run a task force he didn't even want in the first place
• The usual "Basically raising a kid together" thing (Well 2 kids in their case)
• Steve mentioning that he loves Danny very much and is kind of married to him whilst he's on date with a woman
• The Carguments (they literally coined the term (I think?))
• The sharing organs thing (There was no hesitation just "here take a piece of my liver!")
• The Couple's Therapy (literal couple's therapy, Steve "misread" the pamphlet or whatever (which had a couple piggyback riding on it))
• The constant clocking of the characters ("are you talking to your wife"; "they in love again"; "I don't understand, I thought they weren't together?"; "How long have you two been married?"; "ok you two lovebirds" etc etc..)
• The buying a restaurant together (but it being a clear metaphor for marriage and the characters constantly comparing it to a marriage or referencing it like it's a marriage)
• The always entering each other's houses without knocking
• The eye fucking
• "I would have gone with the gay thing.. to you know keep our covers"
• "I'll give you a hug, I'll give you a kiss, pick a base"
• Steve caressing Danny's hand and arm
• "What are you wearing?" said over the phone
• Steve remembering exactly when they met to the minute
• "If I didn't put my finger inside of you, we wouldn't be having this conversation right now!"
• Them dancing together at Kono's wedding (+"you don't have to dance with me tonight" at Max's goodbye party)
• Danny comparing himself being worried about Steve to Tani being worried about Junior when it is heavily implied that Tani & Junior are in love
• Steve being more interested in watching a movie than making out with his girlfriend (+Plus always getting interrupted by Danny and ending up cuddling with him)
• Steve comparing himself to Danny's ex wife (After getting offended that Danny didn't consider him when making retirement plans because he just assumed it was agreed that they would spend the rest of their lives together)
• Just vibes atp
From here on out, it's mostly the actors doing things, but..
• The almost kissing blooper
• The "You've got the best ass and it's hanging out of a truck" blooper
• The fact that the actors were both on board (if I was told correctly) but that the showrunner was an absolute dick
#mcdanno#h50 ohana#hawaii 5 0#hawaii five o#hawaii five 0#h50#steve mcgarrett#danny danno williams#danny williams#i know what you are#Just two bros chilling in the camaro arguing like a couple cause they're very gay#i swear they will be the death of me#might add to this when I finish the show#i'm on season 9 rn#pov: me kinda trying to convince you to watch a shitty military propaganda show because I need more fics#and fanart please#I take add-on suggestions guys ;)
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Pink in the night by mitski is this scene's song now, I don't make the rules
#i swear they will be the death of me#them and my brain#this is about the “can i try again” part mostly#good omens 2#ineffable husbands#aziraphale
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jayce's eyes. the hopeful, wide, surprised gaze, face slack. the frown, eyebrows and nose curling, eyes narrowing, the colour going from warm to cold. earth fucking shattering
and viktor's face. the apathy, the raised eyebrow, the tug at his lips, the soft suprise. the widening, the réalisation of whom is standing before Jim, the light in his eyes, the subtle sadness because he knows. fuck.
kill me now




im dissolving in sulfuric acid
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LINKTOBER DAY 7: goron hot springs!
Link and zelda are sent to death mountain to “deal with the problem” via Purah. Yunobo is tired.
(Recasting Death Mountain to be slightly on fire! I love it when things are on fire.)
More of my zelda au here! (It’s totk without the time travel)
My patreon’s here if youd like to support my crimes :0
#critdraws#familiar familiar au#lonks diary#art#botw#zelda#link#breath of the wild au#tears of the kingdom au#tears of the kingdom#breath of the wild#death mountain#gorons#yunobo#goron#totk au#totk#botw au#totk link#totk zelda#botw link#botw zelda#linda (its the new zelink tag trust me)#anyways what if i set death mtn back on fire and gave it floating rocks#totk did the eldin region and the goron story line a dirty#legend of zelda#loz#tloz#the legend of zelda#tw swearing
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You know what the truly tragic thing is? We've seen Vi take so many bigger hits than this, shrug it off and stay standing or keep fighting.
So a hit like that, would barely register if it was from anyone else.
But it's the fact that it was Caitlyn that did it, that hurt her worse than any other physical blow she's ever taken in her life.
#i'm totally normal about this#i want to scream#and then punch something#maybe do both at the same time#these two are going to be the death of me#vi#arcane vi#vi arcane#caitlyn kiramman#caitlyn x vi#vi x caitlyn#caitvi#arcane season 2#arcane season two#arcane spoilers#arcane violet#arcane#arcane series#arcane season two spoilers#arcane season 2 spoilers#i swear to god#vi better catch a break soon
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Aww omg Finchwisp has a crush thats so sweet what a wholesome moon for her 🥰 ... OH.
#clangen#clan generator#warrior cats#warriors oc#sporeclan#NOT AGAINBBHGSDJFMSFDVJS GARHGGGHHHHHH#CLANGEN YOURE OUT TO GET ME AT THIS POINT I SWEAR THIS IS THE THIIIIRD!!!!!!! CLASSIC TABBY IVE LOST AT UNDER 20 MOONS#if i had a nickel for every time foxspeckle has taught her apprentice about porcupines and somebody has died immediately etc etc#i. well. welcome to riftbranch woman of all time. crowstar is wild for that name tho#sc moons#sc:foxspeckle#sc:lizardpaw#sc:spottedfrost#sc:fennelacorn#sc:finchwisp#sc:greenpaw#sc:riftbranch#sc:strawpaw#this mightve been the most time consuming moon ive ever done :') even more so than 22#the only reason i finished it so quick is because i got so obsessed with getting it done that ive been nonstop drawing for days lol#might see a bit of a break because of that <3 just wanna do other stuff for a sec so i dont get burnt out#tw blood#tw injury#tw death#tw animal death#tw child death
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i think every queer (whether they've realized it already or not) kid should have to go through an emo phase, let's force them to listen to nu-metal while they skip school to cry about a broken heart
#i swear this isn't personal experience or anything#surely not#i was very normal and not dramatic at 12 years old#me and my bestie definitely weren't the scary emos who just talked to everyone about death all the time
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#soulmates fr😭
#911#911 abc#911 spoilers#7.09#911edit#athena grant#athenagrantedit#bobby nash#bobbynashedit#bathena#bathenaedit#gifs#mine#i swear i think my heart stopped beating watching this#they’ve come close to death A SECOND TIME AND IM FEELING UNWELL ABOUT IT#i think s8 should just be domestic fluffy happy Bathena cos my parents have been through ENOUGH#the way he kept calling her ‘baby’😭😭😭#and ‘come back to me’ I CANNOT
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My first run of Hades in a nutshell.
My second run was actually worse.
No one cares but I made an approximate diagram of all my runs and death for fun. RIP to Zagreus but I like the administrative chamber a lot <3
As you can see my motivation to kill my dad dwindled after I finished the mainline story
#hades#hades game#hades supergiant#zagreus#chibi#LBArt#This game has been sucking my free time#and i am so happy about it#that tisiphone death on attempt 60 was me trying to change my mirror build and being very bad at adapting. i swear i'm a good gamer. maybe.
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My copium where they all survive and they are an iconic one eyed trio
Also some random sketches because 266-267 have been killing me emotionally thank you
#genuinely how the fuck do they go back to society after this???#for how Megumi would lose his eye#I saw some really cool fanart a while ago where he got some scarring post-possession due to Sukuna's weird face thingy#Forgot where it was but I thought it was so cool#and wouldn't it be fucking hilarious if they all have one eye at the end of this#Hell if you wanna cope you could throw Gojo in there too with the eye theories#This should not be funny but it is to me sorry#Gege just mutiliating peoples eyes for some reason#As it stands Yuji and Nobara are matching in canon since he supposedly can't use RCT anymore#Unless he fucking dies before they reunite#I swear to god gege#bro has been throwing too many death flags#Yuji feels like a ticking time bomb every chapter I keep thinking hes gonna die every week#Any way happy sunday yall#jjk#jjk spoilers#jjk 267#jjk267#my art#yuji itadori#megumi fushiguro#nobara kugisaki#jjk art
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I Hate P-Ranking The Vigilante :(
#pizza tower#peppino spaghetti#the vigilante#john e cheese#era.png#i swear to god im going to start having a fight or flight reflex whenever i start listening to calzonification#i’ve p-ranked him ONCE and it was on my swap save file. of course i cheesed him with noise. this cheeseslime is going to be the death of me#id in alt text
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i think i am malfunctioning. like i am definitelly not thinking clearly right now.


#nct#nct dream#nct 127#nct u#haechan#lee donghyuck#oh he be teasing#i am feeling things#a lot of things#i swear he is doing this on purpose#he well be the death of me istg#i am actually so in love tho#also his face card is just on another level#these pictures are forever engraved in my mind#tds3#the dream show 3#czennie#💚
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It could be real . . . @bamsara
#me emerging from under rock ive been under and immediately consumes all trod au content#and starts a cute little watercolor fanart of the dorks being dorks#hope you like#now back to my rock#definitely the most complicated fanart ive done for ya yet#hehhehehhehehheh the lamb and cat just go brrrr in my head and this happened officer i swear#trod au#narilamb#the rehabilitation of death#cult of the lamb#my art#watercolor#bamsara
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The life series is basically just one giant doomed by the narrative queer platonic love octagon between every single character purely because these people cant shut the fuck up about divorce and self-sacrifice (scott you BLOODY FIEND) and how everyone fucking dies.
its glorious this series is a 10/10 (it makes me want to throw up /affectionate)
#so so silly#oh my gosh#theyre so silly#they make me want to die#they make me want kms this series id gonna be the death of me i swear to god#sigh sigh sigh#life series#life series love octagon#mcyt#ldshadowlady#grian#skizzleman#impulsesv#tangotek#jimmy solidarity#scott smajor#pearlescentmoon#mumbo jumbo#smallishbeans#martyn inthelittlewood#rendog#geminitay#terry#bdoubleo100#ethoslab#gtwscar#zombiecleo#doomed by the narrative#doomed yuri yaoi and everything in between
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Another deathduo x solangelo drawing bc I LOVE it (gracias joly, beso tu cerebro)

* EXTRA, not deathduo but a idea that a got:


Little explanation about this drawing:
Notes: q!missa and q!spreen are canonically brothers (younger and older). They were living together with q!roier, he and missa wanted to open a taqueria
Basically, on the very fists days of the qsmp, spreen killed missa's cat, roier and roier's dog, because devil rubius dared him to. When roier told missa about it, he said that spreen could never do that and that it was roier's fault their home was falling apart. They had a fight, which ended with missa leaving him alone.
It happened before the egg adoption arc and never got a conclusion :(
I feel like not a lot of people outside de Hispanic community know about the lore between roier, rubius, spreen, quackity and missa (la traición del taco/the taco's betrayal (??)) That's why I felt the urge to explain it
Also! There's this amazing animation with eng subs that portraits it perfectly *chef kiss*
I know it's not identical to the pjo scene but missa and roier's fight gave me almost the same energy
#someone analyzed why chay and lullah represent missas trauma#college ruined me im tired#i swear someone made a post about it#qsmp#qsmp missa#qsmp philza#qsmp tallulah#qsmp chayanne#death duo#qsmp roier#roier la morra chida de todos los universos xd#wait that means cellbit is annabeth sjjsjaja
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