#Stephen’s dad

[mostly-funnytwittertweets]

[grav3worm]

do you guys think their cycles were ever in sync

[incomingawn]

Percy Jackson be like: This system is unfair and unjust! Gods or not, parents should NOT treat their children this way, they should not ignore them, make them beg for acknowledgment or treat them like tools to be used only to then be thrown away at their convenience. This isn’t right.

…not my dad tho y’all be easy

[bathylychnops]

stephen sketches + him an jett get tipsy at a party and they like flirt really loud and make outt but theyget sleepy and just go home go to bed (stephens a lightweight & jett USED to drink alot at parties but he hasnt for yearss so now hes 33 and 1 (one) fruity cocktail makes him tipsy

an some bear doodlesss iwantedto drawhim as a bear since hes a bear teehee

[seekyoursun]

supreme family prompt

tony: i’m supposed to be the cool dad. i’m the one who’s let peter stay up late and eat ice cream at midnight. i’m the one who let him watch r rated movies.

stephen: you still do that

tony(pouting): yeah, well now you have a flying cape and magical powers. all i have is a tin can i fly around in.

stephen: peter, tell your dad he’s cooler than me.

peter(awkwardly looking between his fathers): well— i think you’re both cool)

tony(now crying): before he would’ve said i was cooler!!! my ego’s crushed!!!

stephen(patting his husband on the shoulder): maybe that’s not… a bad thing…

[texaschainsawmascara]

Happy Mother’s Day<3

[salty-ironstrange-shipper]

Harley: Doc won’t be able to trace this back to us- Peter: Are you for real? He traces everything back to us! He traces things we haven't even done back to us!

[strangeironaf]

Harley: Small creatures are much more vicious because they have a smaller body to bottle up all their emotions.

Peter: Ridiculous. Give me some examples.

America: Wasps?

Tony: Terriers?

Stephen: Tony.

[amalepregnancyworld]

[itsagentromanoff]

Strange: [going through Peter's room with Tony] First rule of ransacking- remember where everything goes.

[Snaps pictures with phone]

Tony: You're going to make a really good father someday.

[moodboards-aesthetics]

Tony Stark & Stephen Strange aka IronStrange

[masked-creator]

Heh…it’s been awhile huh?🙂‍↕️

Um..so anywayyyyy…..*drops America sketches and runs*

[incorrect-losers]

Bev: You’re the alien? But they said you’d be bigger, and with claws

Pennywise: Oh I’ve got claws. That outfit of yours is hideous. See? Kitty can scratch

[not-so-mundane-after-all]

Doctor Strange in The Multiverse of Madness (2022)

[thesetwoidiots]

Tony: *Takes Stephen, Peter, and Morgan out to Nebraska during tornado season*

Tornado: *Happens*

Stephen, standing outside: It's a little windy outside today.

[timetravellingshinigami]

I keep saying that Quaritch's dialogue in Avatar 1 was pretty harsh but turns out that it was the censored version 😳 because the original is..

Gah damn sir okay

Mans really said 'pu$$y'. I can't get over it 💀