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Coming Home From Work to Sal
Tw: drug use mention
It's been a long day
You might argue the longest
Regardless of the field you work in
Every interaction you had today was a difficult one
People where whiny and obstinate
Simple tasks turned tedious and frustrating
And the work hours just dragged by
Every second expanding and then collapsing on itself with each tick of the clock hand
Whatever they're paying you...
Today it just isn't enough
You want nothing more than this shift to end because at least you know that at clock out time, they can't exactly force you to stay
The moment finally gets here
Clock out time
And you beat feet to your ride home
And as you walk up the front steps
There he is framed in the doorway
Sal, hair mussed from his after work shower, baggy pajama bottoms featuring characters from Ricko's Modish Wife, and a band shirt for King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard
He holds the door for you and follows behind you as you shed your uniform on the way to the bathroom
And then listens as you unload your day
From the stupid overreaction about a small hiccup provided by Brandy in sales
To the complete Karen of an old woman who just kept haranguing you
To the fact that you totally overcommitted yourself with work duties today that were and weren't actually necessary
Sal diligently follows you from the bathroom and shower, to the bedroom (where he stole a few kisses and maybe a few squeezes too), to the kitchen where you both ate dinner standing up over the sink, and then finally to the living room
To console you on your bad day, Sal turns on your favorite guilty pleasure show
Even though watching it always makes him feel like happily slamming a door onto his head repeatedly
He engages in the show, and finds himself getting invested in it too
Also provided by Sal:
A foot rub after a long foot soak in the foot soaker Maple bought you for Christmas
Warm blankets
A big ol' bowl/joint/blunt/whathaveyou, if you partake. If not, Sal will have already handled this step himself before you got home
Your favorite snacks, along with some of his because he knows you secretly enjoy them
Hot tea/steamed milk/coffee, depending on your preference (Sal actually makes killer coffee despite not drinking it. He's surrounded by coffee drinkers, he had to learn at some point)
And then finally,
When you both retire for the night
Sal reads you a few chapters from whatever book he's reading
He could read you a stereo manual and you'd eat up every minute of it
You constantly suggest to Sal that he should make an ASMR channel on YouTube
Just his deep, raspy voice carefully articulating words so his Jersey doesn't show as much
Lulling you to sleep
And in those last few moments of consciousness, you feel Sal's lips press to your forehead
Goodnight Reader, I hope your day is better tomorrow and I love you
Vent section: For those of you who follow my blog and know my life, I work on a dementia ward. We got a new resident today. She is completely rude and hateful, incessantly talks, picks on/picks fights with other residents, argues for arguments sake, and biological functioned in the hall (TWICE). Needless to say, her presence has thrown off my entire work groove. I tried to compensate by deciding to do linens today, help out... For rooms 13-24... All of them. It was almost too much but I got it done right before my shift was done. I work 12 hour shifts so 15 loads was a completely doable task... Right? Anyway, while I was doing that, two of my residents (besties, Ms. Daisy and Ms. Eileen (all names have been changed for privacy and dignity)) managed to slip through the coded fire doors that lock down the hall (dementia patients wander and get lost easily, we have to keep them locked down for their safety). They didn't go far. The rest of the building caters to elderly people who just need a little help, and Daisy and Eileen went to the dining room on that wing. An elopement is when a resident manages to get completely out of the building, out in the world . So not even really an elopement. But mass panic ensued while we were trying to find out how they got out. Turns out they were camping the doors, and waited for a family member to come through and slipped out... Very crafty. One headcount later, administration finally left and it was back to dealing with the new lady, Glenda, who I'm sure will appear in many incorrect quotes on my blog. I normally completely loathe a new resident when we get them. As you can see, it throws off my whole day. I'll get used to her, figure out who she needs me to be, and be that person for her. I'm sure we'll end up thick as thieves. It's always the difficult ones that I end up liking the most.
#sally face#sal fisher#sally fisher#sal fisher headcanons#sally face sal#sal fisher hcs#salfisher#sally face headcanons#sally face hcs#a little shameless self indulgence#today was#... a day#why must introduction of new people always throw me off so badly?!#graciefacewrites#graciefacevents#tw drug use
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Elliott as a dragon shifter
Man can shape shift
So we got Human Elliott, Half dragon with wings, horns, scales, and then Dragon Elliott.
He still lives in the beach at first, just in a cave, he sees you working on your farm and when the townspeople tell you about him you're so curious.
Elliott meets you as a human
You give him a lot of gifts and come talk to him everyday and it's not long before he falls for you
He starts giving you things, sometimes useful other times not
"Elliott? Are you sure you want me to take this iron ore?" "Yes of course!"
He doesn't tell you he's a dragon at first but once you two become closer he does
This man constantly wants to be around you
Clingy AF when you two first start dating but he does try to control it
He'll take you flying if you want
You've let go of him before so he could catch you and he scolded you when you two got back to the ground
Warm in the winter
When he takes you to his cave you don't find what you expect
It's like a hobbit hole not a nasty cave, he has his own treasures, rooms filled with books and fine little things
Any gift that you've given him (that isn't food) is in the treasure trove.
Can he breathe fire? Yes
Do I see him more as an ocean dragon? Yes but fire breathing dragons are cool
You're the knight and he's the dragon, only not enemies but instead lovers.
Does he have ruts? Yes. I'm gonna assume he's in his half dragon form during most of it, unable to contain himself
He tries
You're going to be covered in bite marks and bruises, he doesn't leave your side for too long, and if you can't take anymore he'll go for a round or so alone just to give you a break.
Grab. The. Horns. During. Fun. Stuff.
Sometimes is very easily worked up and will fly to your place if just to see you
You two have both thought about doing it in the sky but never have the courage to actually do it
Is down to bottom
This man will beg for you
Doesn't want anyone to see you two doing it
Aftercare king
Used to hide his face behind his wings when he was younger if he got embarrassed, sometimes they try again but mostly he's grown out of it
Talks to lizards and other reptiles
"Why are you glaring at that Iguana?" "He said my hair looks disgusting -_-."
Do his eyes glow? Sure, yeah.
When he gets flustered his wings pop out, or maybe his scales show
Let's you pet him constsntly
Will shift in bed to make you cuddle longer
He has claws but can retract them
Very gentle giant in his dragon form
Will let you ride him but not in the sexual way (at first)
If you two have a child in the days leading up to their arrival either by adoption or carrying he has you in the tressure room a lot, saying he needs help cleaning it
Definitely growls if anyone comes too close (growled at Willy and Leah who only crossed their arms at him and Elliott blushed and apologized)
Elliott being a dragon means he'll live far longer than you and can hardly live with it
He constantly looks for ways to make you immortal, the idea of being without you in the world kills him.
Dragons mate for life so if you go he'll follow soon after.
Tells you everything about dragons when you two first start dating so you're aware of the mating but you don't believe your his mate
When you find out how wrong you are it's like a slap in the face
If you want to become immortal like him he'll find every option even going as far to share dragon blood with you and have the Wizard make you like him
If not then he respects it and is content to be with you for whatever time you have left.
When he gets angry sometimes steam will come out of his nostrils and after that you need a minute to take him seriously again
If he's ever really angry he'll start to shift (it's never you he's angry at but you've seen it only a few times)
Pretty protective but knows you can handle yourself
Calls you "my treasure" or "Dearest"
Writes you poems and love letters
Still very old school, trests you like he's courting you even after you two get married
Yandere Dragon Elliott
Letters upon letters of him wanting to be with you
Gifts in the mail
You tell Elliott about them at first
He reassures you that nothing will happen to you
Watches you when you sleep
Sometimes if you wake up at night you see glowing green eyes looking in through your window
When you start to date someone else, he loses it
He takes you to his cave and reveals himself
At first you think he's another prisoner and kind of wants to go along with it but decided against lying to you
You're so frightened at first
You try to run but he's faster and bigger and can easily bring you bsck
His cave is a long climb down so the first time you tried to escape you nearly broke your leg.
Forces you to become immortal to send eternity together
Will keep you locked up in his treasure room until you behave
Never violent but does threaten to off himself constantly
Your crying does hurt him but doesn't always move him
He's older and knows what's best
Still very gentle with you but you'll flinch at his touch
You don't get married in town you get married in his cave
When you start to come around he lets you go back down, he finds a cave near the farm and creates a home in it for when he shifts into a dragon.
You fool yourself into being happy with him
#stardew elliott#stardew valley#stardew fanfiction#elliot stardew valley#stardew farmer#elliot x farmer#elliot x reader#elliot x reader stardew valley#sdv elliot#sdv#sdv elliott#dragon elliott#elliott x reader#eliott stardew valley#eliott yandere
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i’ve been to the doctor somewhat recently (because)
i haven’t felt safe in my skin (uh-uh)
there’s an army of torment policing my pain, and it’s got me disintegrating
how will it manifest? (manifest)
and from what materials will it be made? (i don’t know, i don’t know)
how long can one spend dying (dying, before)
before they completely disappear?
gotta leave my problems at the jet bridge
can’t be carrying heavy luggage
gotta leave my problems at the jet bridge
can’t be carrying heavy luggage
relationships falling to pieces (no matter how much i keep on screaming)
treat em how you like to be treated
leave your problems at the door
the turmoil is boiling up steaming hot
wish i’d never let it get to this point of no return
seems as though i’ve hit a roadblock
my wheels ain’t pulling up, they keep dragging down
i’ve got a lot of fuel to burn
i’ve been drinking (drinking, drinking)
on the job
not much thinking going on about the passengers i got on board
satan’s winking (winking, winking)
and giving me the nod
my eyelids are twitching from my beer goggles as i’m trying to clear the fog
i gotta leave my problems at the jet bridge
i can’t be carrying heavy luggage
i gotta leave my problems at the jet bridge
or you’ll be suffering some heavy losses
psychologists, no they ain’t listening
no matter how much i keep on screaming
treat me like you treat the other ones
if i’m to leave my problems at the door
i’ll just keep on winging it
there’s always blue skies ahead
i’ll just keep on winging it
gotta keep it all up in the air
put my chin up, fly high
zenith
ascend
i’ll just keep on winging it
gotta keep it all up in the air
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P6 Idea - 22 Dragon Veins
First let's talk about dragon veins. They are formed from the collective subconscious of extinct creatures on the earth, and they have always supported the balance of this world. After the protagonist completes certain tasks and the dragon veins enter into a contract, the dragon veins will reside in the protagonist's body and allow the protagonist to give birth to a "cosmic egg" that symbolizes motherhood. As the protagonist takes care of the cosmic egg, it will turn into a persona.
The personas hatched from the cosmic egg are a mixture of their own mythological images and Mesozoic reptilians. The arrangement of the 22 Arcana is as follows:
The Fool - Yam, the sea god in Ugaritic mythology - A dromaeosaur covered in ocean-style armor
The Magician - Aitvaras, the fire spirit in Lithuanian folklore - An oviraptor dressed as a wizard with hands on fire
The Priestess - Kuraokami, the water goddess in Japanese mythology - An elegant plesiosaur wrapped in Shinto relics
The Empress - Meretseger, the winged snake goddess in Egyptian mythology - Archaeopteryx in ancient Egyptian style
The Emperor - Yatonokami, the horned snake god in Japanese mythology - A stegosaur decorated with cold weapons from the Jomon period
The Hierophant - Itzamna, the lizard god in Mayan mythology - A sauropod made of Mayan architectural stones
The Lovers - Melusine, the winged human-snake fairy from French folklore - A petite pterosaur with a draconic fairy sculpture on its tail
The Chariot - Tarasque, the monster suppressed by a saint in French legend - An ankylosaur assembled from a round tank and turret
Justice - Mushussu, the hybrids appearing on decorations in ancient Mesopotamia - Shringasaurus decorated with snake, ram, lion, eagle and scorpion armors
The Hermit - Fafnir, the dwarf who transformed into dragon in Norse mythology - An megalania wearing dragon-shaped armor
Fortune - Illuyanka, the sea serpent in Hittite mythology - Mosasaurus with cyberpunk style
Strength - Vrtra, the powerful monster in Hindu mythology - A tyrannosaur that blends into the truck and keeps smoking
The Hanged Man - Python, the big snake killed by Apollo in Greek mythology - Titanoboa with steampunk elements
Death - Crom Cruach, the heretic god in Celtic mythology - Triceratops with steam train and gothic decoration
Temperance - Nyami Nyami, the snake god of the Zambezi River - A spinosaur with Gaigan elements
The Devil - Apophis, the evil snake god in Egyptian mythology - A giant cobra made of dark energy
The Tower - Fernyiges, the cunning black dragon in Hungarian folklore - A wise stygimoloch wearing a black cloak
The Star - Yurlungur, the rainbow serpent in Australian Aboriginal mythology - Prehistoric salamander in Aboriginal totem style
The Moon - Bakunawa, the sea dragon that swallowed the moon in Philippine mythology - Ichthyosaur composed of moon-shaped luminous wooden boards
The Sun - Quetzalcoatl, the greatest god in Aztec mythology - A giant pterosaur in the style of a fighter jet and Rodan
Judgement - Kur, the dragon that symbolizes the underworld in Mesopotamian mythology - Countless dragon veins and sharp metals piled up to form a Daikajiu like Godzilla
As for "The World", I'm keeping it secret for the time being in order not to prevent the plot from leaking out.
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MUSIC ASKS:
3 5 7 11 15 19 20 22 27 30 I’m nosy :)
YESSSSSSS thank you so much for this ask im gonna pop off
3: A song that reminds you of summertime
Sparkle Tape Break Up by Hiatus Kaiyote
i have no words or explanation to do this pick justice. it just oozes a sort of hazy summery feel to me. warm nights in someones backyard downtown type of thing.
5: A song that needs to be played LOUD
Only Shallow by My Bloody Valentine
this feels like an overtly basic pick but listen i haven't really listened to much my bloody valentine other than this album. i just think this riff is fuckin hype. it owns! it's maybe my favourite bit on the album!
7: A song to drive to
I Can't Drive by The Wesley Willis Fiasco
idk how to answer this question. here's this lol
11: A song that you never get tired of
Confessions ft. Leland Whitty by BADBADNOTGOOD
idk what to say really! listen to that sax. there's just somethin about it man
15: A song that is a cover by another artist
How High the Moon by Ella Fitzgerald
so like, idk how much we're willing to split hairs on what the definition of "cover" is and whether a rendition of a jazz standard falls under that description, but seriously, listen to her go. she pops off so hard on this. i've always liked this recording a lot
19: A song that makes you think about life
Venezuela Trains by Ravyn Lenae
okay, so like. MOST songs make me think about life to some degree. i mean. idk who doesn't listen to lyrics and feel things. but i understand that this question is asking for a specific Type of Thinking About Life. this has a vibe that gets me into that sort of feeling once in a while.
20: A song that has many meanings to you
Work This Time by King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard
i can't explain this one either. i might just be running out of steam? this resonates with me in a lot of different ways! i like it.
22: A song that moves you forward
Blast Damage Days by Jeff Rosenstock
i think about this song a lot.
27: A song that breaks your heart
Homebody by Nai Palm
yeah yeah i'm double dipping with nai palm. i love her stuff whatcha gonna do. i don't think i could put words to this pick. it does things to me. heartbreak might not be the right word. but it feels appropriate nonetheless
30: A song that reminds you of yourself
Psychopomp by Thank You Scientist
this is probably the song i shout about most often. it feels a little bit quintessentially me in that way. dunno! check out that fretless guitar solo. mad shit
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For the asks; 8, 11, and/or 15?
8: SO MANY
Including: Jack stauber, tally hall and their respective connections, will wood, steam powered giraffe, black country new road, carseatheadrest, ajj the band, daysNdaze, jazz emu, the toxhards, king gizzard and the lizard wizard, amanda palmer, MF DOOM, and cojum dip
All this is from a music playlist around 3 years old that I just skimmed
11: blue-green
15: fall
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don't play an antisemitic wizard game, play Skyrim
follow a questline where your magical mentor is killed no matter what AND you get to take his job even though you are the least qualified person there
buy a horse that thinks it's a tank and charges towards that pixel on the horizon to aggro what is actually a giant
be a cat man and get gay married to a lizard man who is bugged so he never stops running across a continent to go to work and then runs all the way back to your house. he will never stop running and you can never tell him he doesn't have to run anymore because you built a house to be gay husbands in
witness more than the colour brown in a game that is still so fucking gorgeous even with graphics over a decade old, you will be haunted by the Steam SFX for screenshotting scenery in your sleep
get the full experience of being over-encumbered while looting corpses and opening your inventory to find 5 cups, 40 potatoes and 26 wooden bowls you don't have any knowledge of ever picking up
eat a butterfly and suddenly fall ill with bone rot disease you can only cure by touching a statue or by drinking a potion make of bone dust and a giant's toenail
go play a game we meme on constantly but we still love because it is damn worth the price and doesn't fund a hate campaign, it just funds a guy we hate for the lols afaik but with all the shit happening in the games industry i don't know shit anymore
#the elder scrolls#skyrim#heaven forbid we remember what actual fun is#and it's trying to outdo monster factory except with a lovingly crafted PC you spent too much character creation time on#actually never mind that is exactly monster factory
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King Gizzard and the Wizard Lizard Songs are like:
“When the water drowns the sun
The demons will have some fun
When the moon melts to steam
The angels will do ketamine.”
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king gizzard and the lizard wizard lyrics: drink the cum of life
rattlesnake, rattlesnake, rattlesnake, rattles me
rattlesnake, rattlesnake, rattlesnake, rattles me
rattlesnake, rattlesnake, rattlesnake, rattles me
rattlesnake, rattlesnake, rattlesnake, rattles me
rattlesnake, rattlesnake, rattlesnake, rattles me
rattlesnake, rattlesnake, rattlesnake, rattles me
rattlesnake, rattlesnake, rattlesnake, rattles me
frog breath steam tent neck paralysis
heavy metal lyrics: the prophecy yeahhhh evil wizard superhell i hate living in britain
thrash metal lyrics: the government sucks and im insane
power metal lyrics: HELL YEAH DRAGONS BABY
death metal lyrics: i love fucking corpses
black metal lyrics: Yesternight whilst I was sauntering throughout the Carpathians I consorted with Lucifer on a cataphalque
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October 2024 game releases
More info on Gamerspine
Forever Space: First Person Edition - STEAM - 2024/10/01 Jet Fighters with Friends 2 - STEAM - 2024/10/01 My Puppy - STEAM - 2024/10/01
Nuclear Lizard Island Rampage - STEAM - 2024/10/01 Throne and Liberty - XS STEAM PS5 - 2024/10/01 KILL KNIGHT - STEAM - 2024/10/02 Pinball Spire - STEAM - 2024/10/02 Esports History - STEAM - 2024/10/03 Garden of the Sea - STEAM - 2024/10/03 Hell of an Office - STEAM - 2024/10/03 Parcel Corps - STEAM - 2024/10/03 Wizard of Legend 2 - STEAM - 2024/10/03 Cult of the Frog - STEAM - 2024/10/04 NHL® 25 - XS PS5 - 2024/10/04 REYNATIS - NSW PS4 PS5 STEAM - 2024/10/04 Japan SpongeBob SquarePants™: The Patrick Star Game - Microsoft Store NSW XS STEAM XONE PS4 PS5 - 2024/10/04 Until Dawn (2024) - PS5 STEAM - 2024/10/04 Along long road - STEAM - 2024/10/06 Anima Flux - STEAM - 2024/10/07 Asylum of the Forsaken - STEAM - 2024/10/07 Beloved Rapture - STEAM - 2024/10/07 It Paints Me - STEAM - 2024/10/07 Necro Story - STEAM - 2024/10/07 Phoenix Springs - STEAM - 2024/10/07 Rebots - STEAM - 2024/10/07 SILENT HILL 2 (2024) - PS5 STEAM - 2024/10/07 LEGO® Harry Potter™ Collection - PS5 STEAM XS - 2024/10/08 Space Memory: Dogs - STEAM - 2024/10/08 Subterror - STEAM - 2024/10/08 GhostlyRyokan - STEAM - 2024/10/09 Hidden in my Paradise - STEAM - 2024/10/09 My Happy Village in the Kingdom - STEAM - 2024/10/09 Bloodless - NSW - 2024/10/10 DRAGON BALL: Sparking! ZERO - XS PS5 - 2024/10/10 Metaphor: ReFantazio - Microsoft Store XS PS4 PS5 - 2024/10/10 Sky Oceans: Wings for Hire - STEAM - 2024/10/10 Europa - STEAM - 2024/10/11 HeartWood - STEAM - 2024/10/11 My Fantasy Hostess Club - STEAM - 2024/10/11 Predator: Hunting Grounds - XS PS5 - 2024/10/12 World Rally Arcade - STEAM - 2024/10/13 Highland Huntress - STEAM - 2024/10/14 Plattis - STEAM - 2024/10/14 Neva - NSW STEAM PS5 XS - 2024/10/15 New World - XS PS5 - 2024/10/15 The Gate - STEAM - 2024/10/15 TRAILCAM - STEAM - 2024/10/15 Cats Hidden in Germany - STEAM - 2024/10/16 Days Of Haze - STEAM - 2024/10/16 A Quiet Place: The Road Ahead - PS5 XS STEAM - 2024/10/17 Citadelum - STEAM - 2024/10/17 Super Mario Party Jamboree - NSW - 2024/10/17 Unknown 9: Awakening - STEAM - 2024/10/17 Cyber Soldier - STEAM - 2024/10/18 The Halloween Incident - STEAM - 2024/10/18 VHS Collection: Goodnight Me - STEAM - 2024/10/18 K-Bot - STEAM - 2024/10/21 Nuclear Nightmare - STEAM - 2024/10/21 Worshippers of Cthulhu - STEAM - 2024/10/21 Claws & Chaos - STEAM - 2024/10/22 Inventory Quest: Hero's Hoard - STEAM - 2024/10/22 Lynked: Banner of the Spark - STEAM - 2024/10/22 No More Room in Hell 2 - STEAM - 2024/10/22 Streets of Rogue 2 - STEAM - 2024/10/22 Wilmot Works It Out - STEAM - 2024/10/23 Call of Duty®: Black Ops 6 - PS4 XS STEAM XONE PS5 Battle - 2024/10/24 Romancing SaGa 2: Revenge of the Seven - PS5 NSW STEAM PS4 - 2024/10/24 SONIC X SHADOW GENERATIONS - XONE XS EGS STEAM PS4 PS5 - 2024/10/24 Yakuza Kiwami - NSW - 2024/10/24 Your wife oh - STEAM - 2024/10/24 Runny Bunny - STEAM - 2024/10/25 Ys X: Nordics - PS4 STEAM NSW PS5 - 2024/10/25 [ANOMALY TAPES]: Beyond Reality - STEAM - 2024/10/28 Fruitbus - STEAM - 2024/10/28 Inferni: Hope & Fear - STEAM - 2024/10/28 Moon Mystery - STEAM - 2024/10/28 NIMRODS: GunCraft Survivor - STEAM - 2024/10/28 There's No Monsters - STEAM - 2024/10/28 Life is Strange: Double Exposure - PS5 XS NSW STEAM - 2024/10/29 Monument Valley 2 - Netflix - 2024/10/29 pedalverse - STEAM - 2024/10/29 Post Trauma - STEAM - 2024/10/29 Pokémon TCG Pocket - AND IOS - 2024/10/30 Diced Up! - STEAM - 2024/10/31 Dragon Age™: The Veilguard - EGS XS PS5 STEAM - 2024/10/31 Horizon Zero Dawn Remastered - STEAM EGS PS5 - 2024/10/31 LightRay | Wayfinder - STEAM - 2024/10/31 Shadows of the Damned: Hella Remastered - NSW PS5 XONE STEAM XS PS4 - 2024/10/31 The Mansion of The Marcabre - STEAM - 2024/10/31
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May Albums
How I Left You - Knifehandchop - Some kind of electronic
DISCO4 :: PART I - HEALTH - Industrial weird metal etc
The Mollusk - Ween - ??? Weird rock
Fragments - Bonobo - Some DJing stuff
The Campfire Headphase - Boards of Canada - IDM
Endtroducing - DJ Shadow - Trip Hop
Evanescence - Scorn - Industrial and Dub
Selfless - Godflesh - Industrial Metal
Lift Your Skinny Fists Like Antennas To Heaven - Godspeed You! Black Emperor - Post Rock
The Violent Sleep Of Reason - Meshuggah - Djent
1982 - Honor Role - Like Hardcore Punk with kind of almost math rock
Camofleur - Gastr Del Sol - Math Rock
Four Great Points - JUNE OF 44 - More Math Rock
Flemish Altruism - A Minor Forest - Even More Math Rock
Heaven or Los Vegas - Cocteau Twins - Dreampop
My Arms, Your Hearse - Opeth - Progressive Death Metal
In The Zone - Britney Spears - Pop
Tri Repetae - Autechre - IDM
Call Me If You Get Lost - Tyler, The Creator - Hip Hop
Paper Mâché Dream Balloon - King Gizzard & The Lizard Wizard - Folk
Life After Death - The Notorious B.I.G - Gangsta Hip Hop
This Is The Album Of A Band Called Abadesi Shank - Abadesi Shank - Some stranger math rock
Live And Cuddly - Nomeansno - kinda mathy punk
April In Paris- Count Basie - Swing
'67-'69 STUDIO et LIVE (2022 Remastered) - Les Rallizes Dénudés - Weird Experimental Psych Rock
Growing - Sleeping People - Math Rock
Beats, Rhymes & Life - A Tribe Called Quest - Jazz Hop / Acid Jazz
Burner - Breadwinner - Math Rock
Animals - TTNG - believe it or not, more math more rock
Ágætis byrjun - Sigur Rós - Experimental Rock
Diana Ross Presents The Jackson 5 - The Jackson Five - Soul
Great Annihilator - Swans - Experimental Rock
midcity - clipping. - Industrial Hip Hop
haha - The Garden - Like. If jungle, surf rock, and punk had a baby
More Skin With Milk-Mouth - Giraffes? Giraffes! - Math Rock
Absent Moon, A Hylics Song Cycle - Chuck Salamone - Psych Rock thing made for a game I really love by the composer of the actual game check out Hylics and Hylics 2 on steam also kind of musical theater sounding
What Happens After the Death Is Recorded - DJ Rozwell - Mr Wizard DJ (I still don't know what genre he is)
Atrocity Exhibition - Danny Brown - Experimental Hip Hop
Purple Onion - The Les Claypool Frog Brigade - Funk psych rock or something. Its weird
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If the band had released this quartet, soon to be quintet, of albums over a decade-long period, as if they were those prog-grunge procrastinators Tool, King Gizzard’s fans would have been more than satisfied. It’s just impressive that the Gizzard haven’t had to resort to such abstract audio Rothko-ism which is, let’s face it, a little more straightforward than penning several elaborate and exuberant progressive-psych masterpieces. They all have their merits and are just the transcendental ticket if you’re in the right mood. Not that there'd be anything necessarily wrong with an equivalent of Absolute II, Metal Machine Music or Silver Session, by the way. Granted, the final fifth album is still on its way and that one may yet turn out to resemble Sonic Youth’s Silver Session, but the efforts that have been pumped into the writing, honing, rehearsing and recording of the Gizzard’s four albums thus far have been nothing short of herculean. When King Gizzard & The Lizard Wizard say they’re going to do something, they’re damn well going to do it properly. “Strewth guys, let’s just record an hour of roaring amplifier feedback and if we say it’s an album then that counts as a bloody album, all right?” But that tossed-off avant-garde one never arrived. The gnarled cynics among us thought there'd definitely be a Metal Machine Music among the bunch. Surely the Australian psychedelic septet would have no choice but to release something along the lines of the final instalment to Oneida’s ‘Thank Your Parents’ triptych: the dronesomely minimal Absolute II. When King Gizzard & The Lizard Wizard first announced their ambitious scheme to release five albums within the space of 12 months, it was expected that at least one of those LPs might underwhelm. Bono’s unaccountable accountant? Ed blooming Sheeran.Įven the indomitable Sheeran has only managed to put out one album this year, the lazy get. Vladimir Putin perhaps, eyes glistening behind the botox as he watches us western wallies play right into his hands. It’s difficult to think of anybody who’s had a better year than King Gizzard & The Lizard Wizard. Polygondwanaland by King Gizzard & The Lizard Wizard
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[ID: three lineless digital art pieces of Kris, Susie, and Ralsei from Deltarune respectively. Each image has three drawings of them in their regular dark world outfit, their doctor outfit, and their suits. In all three drawings the background is black with a near transparent square grid.
The first image shows Kris, a human with blue skin and darker blue shoulder length hair.
On the left is Kris a black suit with thin white stripes and a top hat. They're facing away from the viewer and looking behind themselves while holding their hand up in a gun shape. Their index finger is smoking too, as if they just fired a shot.
On the top right is Kris wearing a lab coat and headband with their hair in a ponytail. They're facing away from the viewer and looking behind themselves while holding up steaming soup.
On the bottom is Kris in their dark world form, wearing an armor with a pink cape. They're facing the viewer and smiling mischievously while pointing up with sparkles and hearts coming out of their index finger.
The second image shows Susie, a pink lizard girl with long purple hair.
On the top is Susie in her dark world form, wearing a sleeveless purple turtleneck and long black sleeveless coat with spiky bracelets. She's looking to the side while holding an axe with purple fire coming out of its blade.
To the left is Susie wearing a lab coat and facing the right while smugly smiling behind her. She's holding an enormous syringe as tall as herself while touching the point of the needle.
On the bottom is Susie in black pants with thin purple stripes held up by black suspenders, a black button up, a purple tie and a top hat. She's sitting down and is seen from below as she flashes a menacing smile.
The last image is of Ralsei, a white goat boy with a pink scarf and horns and green glasses.
On the top is Ralsei waring black pants and suspenders, a green button up, a pink neckscarf, and a top hat. He's facing away from the viewer and is looking behind as he holds his hand in a gun shape. His index finger is smoking too, as though he just fired a shot.
To the left is Ralsei wearing a lab coat and white headband with a heart on it. He's cheerfully holding up a cake with a rainbow around him while his long pink scarf waves as if it were a hand.
To the right is Ralsei in his chapter one dark world form. He's wearing a green robe and large green wizard hat while his fur looks pitch black. He sings with his eyes closed and with one of his hands out dramatically. End of ID.]
HAPPY (LATE) DELTARUNE ANNIVERSARY!!!
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(Keyboard also works.) Q: Can I share and monetize gameplay videos of A. Any gamepad that supports either XInput or DirectInput should work, including the Xbox 360 controller. Q: Does A Wizard's Lizard support gamepads/controllers A: Yes We developed A Wizard's Lizard for gamepads. Have a request? Please let us know on the AWL forum. A: Yes A purchase through Humble comes with a Steam key. …and LOTS of bug fixes/general improvements. Garry the Wizard is gaining more influence over the kingdom and chaos is taking over the realm. Key pentacle health restoration amount off of player magic.A hardcore rogue-lite action RPG where you possess and play as monsters. The latest version has over 50 incremental changes, including: Items Play as the monsters in this action RPG about death and family. Steam Store Description (from Ad Blurbs). Don't warn me again for Counter-Strike: Global Offensive. may not be appropriate for all ages, or may not be appropriate for viewing at work. We've been hard at work zapping bugs and adding new features to keep up with player demand. Here you can find information about A Wizards Lizard collected from many sources. Is Steam Wizard Legit :: Counter-Strike: Global Offensive General Discussions. It's been over a week since we launched A Wizard's Lizard, and it's been going fairly well! Our Steam Greenlight campaign is currently ranked #80 out of all the games on Greenlight, and we've even seen a healthy dose of sales thanks to attention from popular streamers.
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king gizz pdx show was fucking insane!!!! here’s amby’s bridge from iron lung
#FROG BREATH STEAM TENT!#king gizzard and the lizard wizard#kgatlw#portland#my post#video#iron lung#sorry the video is kinda crunched#i took a lot of videos but this was the best one i think
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HEY! MAKE A GAME!
Here’s my new free 8-fold I was handing out at the SCAD Minicomic Expo! I’ll have more free copies with me at future shows.
I’ve been dabbling in game making lately using open source & free assets so I wanted to collect everything I’ve learned so far in one place. Coding has been really fun as a hobby since it marries skills I already have with an entirely new way of thinking.
This zine was put together with Electric Zine Maker which I highly recommend to everyone.
EDIT: I have been warned that OHRRPGCE is not good for those with photosensitivity, as it contains huge contrast and flashing. Sorry for the oversight, stay safe.
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Cover with “HEY! MAKE A GAME!” in big text. Ing’s cat Asher turns around and says “hm?” and then follows up at the bottom with “Isn’t that expensive tho?”. The credits at the bottom read “some thots by Ing”.
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A drawing of Ing holding up Asher and talking to him. They say “actually, buddy, there’s quite a few OPEN SOURCE SOFTWARE game engines that are kinda easy to learn!” Asher replies with “so... free? I like free.”
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This page is about TWINE. It’s for PC, Mac, Linux and is written in HTML, CSS and Java. Some notable games made with it include Us Lovely Corpses and Egg Baby. Text games, choose your own adventure, and interactive fiction! IN A WEBPAGE!! Asher looks towards the Twine interface while saying “easy!” At the bottom is a note that reads “let me add that learning HTML/CSS is a really great skill to build especially with the growing return to web 1.0 in the face of horrifying social media practices just saying”
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This page is about OHRRPGCE. It’s for PC, Mac, Linux and is written in C. A notable game made with it is Franken by Splendidland. Free RPGMaker but more stripped down-- which is good! Was built for creators with no programming knowledge so a great starting place if you just wanna MAKE something. Has its own asset maker built in so you can make the whole thing in the thing. There is a little pixel sprite of Asher in a wizard outfit at the bottom.
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This page is about Ren’py. It’s for PC, Mac, Linux and is written in Python. Some notable games are Doki Doki Literature Club! and Butterfly Soup. Ever wanted to make a visual novel, dating sim, or get freaky w it and program a whole simulator? Here u go. Syntax is like writing a screenplay! Extremely accessible (mostly gets difficult when you add branching paths). At the bottom of the page is Asher in a visual novel layout with a text box below him. He’s wearing a suit and petals are floating around him while he blushes. The text box says “A whole can of tuna? For ME?”
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This page is about Godot. It’s for PC, Mac, Linux and is written in C. 2D & 3D game dev for basically everything including consoles. This is for WHOLE ENTIRE game development. Much more advanced than the other programs mentioned in this zine & assets must be made outside the program. At the bottom, Asher is playing minigolf and about to make a putt. A notable game is that my brother is making a golf game with it :)
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This page starts with a list of Asset Resources. A tiny Ing head at the top says “I have one doll hair” as they hold a dollar looking sadly. The list is as follows: Blender, 3D modeling. Inkscape, making vector images. Atom, simple coding software (recc’d for Ren’py). Unsplash, free images. Freesound, free audio. thepatternlibrary.com, free repeating patterns. itch.io, lots of free/PWYW asset packs are published here!
The next list is for Paid Software I Like. A little Asher says “Meowby next paycheck...” The list is as follows: Aseprite, for spriting! 1-time payment, powerful but easy to use interface. RPGMaker series, Remember OFF?? Let’s goooo. Sometimes it’s for sale on Steam. Clip Studio, dump Adobe into the sea.
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This is the back cover and has the website ingramjinkins.com at the top. Asher has his paws on his face and looks joyous as he thinks about a panicked lizard. He says “Thx ING! Now I can make a game! Maybe one about catching pesky lizards!!” At the bottom there is text that reads “made w/ CLIP STUDIO and alienmelon’s ELECTRIC ZINE MAKER”.
#zine#8fold#8-fold#game dev#zines#electric zine maker#ok these look terrible on the TL lol please click thru
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