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Huge fan of when my speech patterns rub off on people enjoy when thay happens

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WERE YOU GUYS SUBJECTED TO SEA SHANTIES EXTREMELY OFTEN AT A YOUNG AGE OR IS THIS NOT A UNIVERSAL WHITE EXPERIENCE… bc like ur man knew all of drunken sailer at age 5

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born to infodump forced to constantly worry if the other person actually cares or if im making sense or if i said something wrong or if im embarrassing myself or if they want me to stop talking or

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ikinda wana liekk makemy fursona fatterbut imm paiufnully aware tghat many self proclauimed lovers of bears& fat boys aree lieingcowards & frauds w/ normie sexualitty &by fat they mean like literally like a compleeetelynormal avg weeight dude thatisnt chiseled to fuck

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I haven't purchased a HP item in close to a decade - I use the books I already had as doorstops or to prop a laptop up for meetings nowadays.

There is NO "death of the author" with JK Rowling - she controls and continues to profit from her IP, and uses that money to fund hate groups.

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I hope that when you are accused of being hot and doing things for the public good at least 24 otherwise unknown people of your desired romantic preference show up to support you in court (ace folks would just have 24 other ace folks showing up expressing comradely support).

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big plans tonight

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if shes your girl then why have i slowly been replacing her parts until there’s nothing left of her original body? is she then still your girl?

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what’s the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a pot of glue?

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The Lego Movie (2014), dir. Phil Lord and Christopher Miller

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hey girl are you my slerp schedule because i am fucking you up

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give it up for girls with vaginas and boys with penises