jhomikle
Your Reflection Watches You Back
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Live in the mirror realm, was created as a slave for a kind of Magic NSA, don't mind me trying to reclaim my original realmooc: Adult, American South, just a non-important aroace dude
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jhomikle · 7 hours ago
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It's traditional for there to be something fucked up for the player to find if they dig too deep in mining games. I'd like to see one where if you dig too deep you suddenly fall for a really long time and die, and it turns out that the game has a hypertoroidal coordinate system and if you go too deep you pop out the bottom of the skybox.
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jhomikle · 10 hours ago
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there's no easy way to do this, but i need to ask for serious help. i recently started the process of getting dental work and my insurance does not help cover what i need done at all. thankfully the place i go to offered a discount on things, so it's not nearly as bad as it could be, but it's still not cheap by any means. here's a breakdown of what i'm going to ultimately owe
root canal - $800 firm quote
root canal filling - $250 estimate
protective crown - $800 firm quote
this brings my total without taxes to roughly $1800... i know this is an absurd amount of money to ask for, but i'm still out of work because of my disability, on top of many other struggles going on in life, things just will not seem to stop piling up. thankfully i've already had the root canal done, and my months of pain has been greatly aleviated, but this has added onto my debt in a way i cannot handle and i need to take the proper steps to make sure this process is completed properly so i don't have any further issues.
anything helps at all, especially shares. thank you for reading. i will do my best to update this post periodically
paypal
venmo: @radioaky
currently at 0 / $1800
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jhomikle · 10 hours ago
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mother. friggin’. space. man. x
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jhomikle · 10 hours ago
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heads up, in 2025 its going to be clownfish rules; if more than two friend in the group chat are facing male loneliness, the largest among them must become a woman
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jhomikle · 10 hours ago
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jhomikle · 10 hours ago
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ahhh my metroid dna is acting up ahhhh it’s making me want to kiss girls
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jhomikle · 11 hours ago
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An r/196 classic
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jhomikle · 22 hours ago
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i think maybe we could spend less time thinking about things that make us angry and more time thinking about other stuff
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jhomikle · 22 hours ago
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jhomikle · 22 hours ago
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Magic isn’t actually a secret the wizards are trying to hide from you or anything. People just kept thinking they were like really good at slight of hand and at a certain point they stopped trying
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jhomikle · 22 hours ago
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"we need more weird queers!!"
you start parroting TERF talking points the milisecond someone says they are a lesboy or gaygirl
you cry when mspec lesbians/gays exist
you refuse to use neopronouns or it/its, even when those are a persons only set of pronouns
you expect a-specs to experience attraction in some way (yes, that includes platonic attraction)
you exclude intersex people
you can't even accept furries.
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jhomikle · 22 hours ago
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jhomikle · 23 hours ago
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sorry i covered your neck in dark hickeys and clamped down hard on your throat like limp prey while i was giving you a handjob. you whimpered a little too soft and i blacked out and believed myself to be a feral dog in possession of an entire rotisserie chicken
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jhomikle · 24 hours ago
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this quarantine got me feeling like luke’s guy walker… trapped on dagobah with that gay little frog, help LOL!
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jhomikle · 24 hours ago
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jhomikle · 24 hours ago
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it’s crazy how a double bacon cheeseburger is probably the single healthiest thing a human can eat
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jhomikle · 24 hours ago
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someone in my recovery meeting last night was talking about how concerned they were about developing a sugar addiction to deal with not drinking anymore. and since I couldn’t say this to them at the time. here:
sugar addiction is not real
sugar is not evil
the reason you might crave a lot of sugar when you quit alcohol is because alcohol contains sugar
this doesn’t mean you’re addicted to sugar it means your body is still learning how to adjust to the removal of a previously major source of sugar
you may need additional calories in your diet to make up for the calories you are no longer getting from alcohol
it is fine and normal and natural to eat more food when you’re not drinking anymore, especially in the early stages of recovery
be patient with yourself. be compassionate with yourself. things take time
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