#Statehumans hc

[merakislaughter]

Countryhuman Sclera (Whites of Eyes) HC!

Each countryhuman’s sclera has an undertone of their continent’s color!

Europe’s is red, Oceania’s is orange, Africa’s is yellow, South America’s is green, Antarctica’s is blue, North America’s is indigo, and Asia’s is violet*!

Same rules apply to statehumans, cityhumans, organizationhumans, etc!

(*Sorry for the inaccurate colors for indigo and violet, Tumblr’s text color can only go so far.)

[nat-of-personifs]

i dont normally send asks but i came across ur blog and you have some really cool ideas when it comes to personification stuff,, ur like one of the few other ppl ive found that actually includes polandball and countryhumans in personified fandom stuff so id love to hear ur ideas abt them!! as someone with a fascination with fandom history id be down to discuss stuff more with u if u wanna

uh *checks notes* I am going to assume you mean their dynamic/hcs about each!! I’ve never delved very deeply into Countryhumans fandom history/her dynamics with the others because. Controversy but I still do have lots of ideas about her. And she is *the* quintessential Canonless G(A) fandomspirit to me, probably because she’s the first one I was part of. You get into G(A) through Hetalia, Countryhumans, or Polandball mostly and they’re the faces of the whole place so,,, very well defined House triad here.

What I do say is CH is PB and Hetalia’s conceptual daughter (her premise is kind of both of theirs mashed together) but Hetalia and the other two are separated by the Canon-Canonless divide (and the fact that he has a husband) and thus don’t talk as much. (Which is funny because his two actual sons, Fandomstuck and Socialstuck, are both Canonless.) Also, he gets into Reality more often because he has more cosplayers. But their dynamic is more like older-younger sibling, they swing back and forth between working together well (sharing headcanons and Netizens) and actually beating each other up (raids). From what I’ve seen, and I’m mostly saying this from CH’s POV, he’s more likely to start it than she is.

Both of them are a little scared of each other, PB because he has a lot of overlap with her and is the closest to seeing inside of her brain (he’s read her writing before) and is uncomfortable around it, CH because she can never tell when PB is being sarcastic and when he actually means what he says. She usually assumes he’s being serious.

Also, fandomspirits don’t get as possessive of their people as much as OTJs do, which, considering the way they feed, is probably a good thing. So they don’t fight about who gets the food; they’re content, and CH even likes receiving less because it’s made her swings less severe.

I have no idea what’s going on with her right now because I can’t check her tag and no longer use Wattpad (her Wattpad room is way more active than her AO3 room from what I remember) for personal reasons, but is the Save the Countryhumans Fandom thing still happening?

Fun fact: she’s the second fandomspirit of Countryhumans. The first one was the Country Guardian, Nadia. She got thrown into temporary leave for killing another Guardian which she felt (feels) guilty about even with most of her memories wiped.

CH’s rooms in G(A) are vandalized to hell and back. She’s used to it.

What I meant about swings: she has periods of making shipping Whatever the Hell She Wants (btw in the personifverse G(A) is technically RPF) and then periods of feeling incredibly guilty about it.

Wikipedia, Britannica and JSTOR are her favorite places.

All of her spin-offs (Statehumans, Planethumans, social media humans (subordinate of Socialstuck in the twins’ journalism business)) live in her head but can manifest bodies at will. Planethumans is the most independent one.

She’s jealous of Centricide because they get to unironically ship Nazis and Communists without people yelling at them.

Actually she’s jealous of pretty much every other G(A) member.

Physically 14 because that’s what everyone sees her people as. Russian-Brazilian, I think? Russian definitely (VK). But no one knows exactly where she came from. Also Korean. Maybe. Everyone sees something different.

Oh!! Oh!! She’s thinking about sending ambassadors to Collab Horror (where SCP lives). I’m the result. I’ve been tasked with giving her another child :) I’m trying I know I don’t talk to her a lot anymore but I still love her

I know you came here half for PB but I don’t have many headcanons about him :( he is definitely the face G(A) would most like to show to the public, and really good at art (terrible at writing) except he can’t be bothered to try mostly. (I’ve been on some of his subreddits some of the pictures are pure eye candy)

I hope this doesn’t spark an argument because I don’t want this to be the third site I kick myself out of.

Sorry for taking a while to reply, I blame the Great Ira-Aaron Angstfest of 2023.

[will-pilled]

Statehumans headcanon #1

I might make this a post series IDK

Texas:

Given that Texas is unsurprisingly notorious for poor mental health and having high stress rates, poor dude is like:

And he's got this thing with the whole "toxic masculinity" and internalized sexism so he absolutely refuses to get help for fear of being perceived as weak or unreliable. Basically Texas has an extreme case of "be a man!!1!" syndrome.

[justskulkingaround]

State History-ish HC

The original 13 were found soon after the ratification of their states, and are the eldest of the group until the addition of Hawaii. Delaware acts as the oldest brother, although the 13 still argue about who is really the oldest.

The states go from oldest to youngest by ratification date with a few exceptions. These exceptions are Texas and Hawaii. Both were countries before becoming American states, and Hawaii is substantially older than the other states. Texas sees America as a father figure, but Hawaii sees America as an annoying brother, and she acts as more of an aunt than a sister to the other states. She was the Kingdom of Hawaii, after all.

Although California was also independent for a short time. However, since she was only independent for a month, it didn't greatly affect California's age. If you want more information, research California's independence from Mexico.

Soviet knows about the states because during the Cold War, the state of West Virginia was frustrated at the lack of funding from the US government officials to make repairs to a deteriorating bridge, so West Virginia reached out to the Soviet Union, in the middle of the Cold War, for funding. The USSR thought it was funny, and almost gave the state the funding they were asking for. The US government was thoroughly embarrassed, giving the small town $1.3 Million to repair the bridge. If you want more information, research the bridge in the small town of Vulcan, West Virginia.

There is no personification of DC specifically. America would be the best fit for it considering that DC is the home to the national government, but DC itself doesn't have a personification.

The reason that more countries don't have personification for their subdivisions is that the qualifications to be a personification is to have either a separate or a particularly independent governing body. Federalism, if you will, for the states. It is not unheard of for countries to have subdivisions with state governments. That's why when it is revealed that America is taking care of 50 states, it isn't as groundbreaking as it could've been. It wasn't that it was impossible, it was just odd that America hadn't already announced it to the world.

America didn't reveal the states until recently because he wanted to protect them when they were younger and none of them really need to be interacting with the countries anyway, as that states should be focused on domestic affairs. And America can get protective.

Most of the states are old enough to drive, the original 13 and Texas are about the ages of 17 to 18, the rest of the eastern region and most of the west are around the ages of 12 to 16, and Alaska is around the age of 7. Hawaii, America, Canada, and Russia are all around the same age, as countries don't age much past early adulthood. However, all the states are formidable foes, don't let their appearance fool you.

All of the states were found as infants except Texas, Hawaii, and the 13. Texas joined as a young teen, Hawaii as an adult, and the 13 were found at around the human age of about 5. America began finding states at the physical age of about 15.

[oldbirdsys]

I wanna rant to someone about my headcanons

*quietly vibrates*

[twiggery-twigz]

(I'm sorry for sending so many asks in the past e) Hey, what does the craziest country in your hcs, thinks of your hc Florida?

His head shaped like a gun and can shoot at will

[leoncityhumans]

CUANDO LOS HERMANOS ESTÁN DE VISITA 

Hice a Purisima del rincon, otra nena a mis hijos preciosos. Les dejo un par de datos de Purisima del Rincon. 

- el 21 de abril de 1649 fue confirmada su fundación con el nombre de Nuestra Señora de la limpia Concepción.  Años después en 1834, devino simplemente a Purísima del Rincón.

- El municipio, junto con San Francisco del Rincón, León y Silao, conforma la Zona Metropolitana de León ZML

- Purísima del Rincón se comunica por el Ecobulevard con la ciudad de León, y forma parte del corredor industrial que inicia en los límites con el estado de Jalisco, y termina en Celaya, en los límites con el estado de Querétaro.

- En Semana Santa se celebran las Festividad de la Judea, que duran tres días, en los que se persigue supuestamente a Judas

HC 

Purísima del rincón o mejor llamada Santa entre sus hermanos. Es esa clase de personas que son religiosas y que dan mucho hincapié en sus tradiciones y en al fe católica. 

A diferencia de León es un poco más entrada al campo y por eso casi siempre lleva sombrero para cubrirse el sol. 

Le encanta recibir regalos de sus hermanos y aunque no es de las mayores suele ser quien controla a todos durantes las fiestas y los encamina. 

Actualmente tiene un crush con Jalisco muy fuerte que sabe que no es correspondido. 

[ananapanini]

I’m back bitches!!

Hiatus OVER, It’s summer and I’m finally free to do stuff again

Also back bc in my absence the fandoms fallen into disarray and the people who’ve shoved themselves into bein the main creators here kinda suck. Don’t get me wrong, I’m all for fanon, but at this point I can’t read fics about any of the states anymore because everything’s so OOC it’s not even the same character, like come on yall we’re all watching the same videos yeah? Don’t just copy whatever hcs you see, it’s makin an echo chamber and it’s annoying

This was supposed to be better than statehumans because the characters are all actually based on something from a canon. Not just everyone making OC’s and naming them after states. Let’s get it together yall, Ben deserves better than This

[thattiredanimator1t0mblr]

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[rei-does-stuff]

kk so its a controled undergrowth burning im all good but its like literally the pasture behind the house so ill be weery.

anyway my hc for Oklahoma is actually shes one of the youngest (~8) and actually rlly looks up to tex(i mean tex is a bitch but also act tex is rlly strong and a good sister mostly) and is actually justa little gal and i love her, but also i want to punt her but also she deserves the world yk

Ooo

I envy the ppl who can make statehumans hcs, I only have stuff for Georgia cuz I live there

[smollant]

𝕾𝖎𝖓𝖆𝖑𝖔𝖆  ||  𝕾𝖙𝖆𝖙𝖊𝖍𝖚𝖒𝖆𝖓𝖘 𝕸𝖊𝖝𝖎𝖈𝖔

𝔈𝔰𝔱𝔞𝔡𝔬 𝔓𝔢𝔰𝔞𝔡𝔬 - “𝔏𝔞 𝔱𝔦𝔢𝔯𝔯𝔞 𝔡𝔢 𝔩𝔬𝔰 𝔬𝔫𝔠𝔢 𝔯í𝔬𝔰;  𝔈𝔩 𝔈𝔰𝔱𝔞𝔡𝔬 𝔞𝔤𝔯í𝔠𝔬𝔩𝔞”

Y Aquí les traigo con amor a Sinaloa , se me antojo con todo el corazón a dibujarlo y conocerlo un poco al menos <3

Luego voy a traer HCs & Historia y personalidad, otro en mi lista de Statehumans <3

[incorrect-countryhumans]

HC Spam (statehumans)

*Ohio has an eyepatch form the Civil war covering where his big red dot would be. He lost his eye to the Leader of the South, Virginia.

*Hottest State? Arizona.

Coldest State? Alaska.

SHIP? FUQ YES.

*Rhode Island and Hawaii are SUPER TINY FRIENDS!! Hawaii has also given Rhode Isalnd the nickname ‘Squirt’.

*Indiana, Wisconsin, Ohio, Oregon, Rhode Island, and Maine are all physical lovers. They absolutely love hugs, kisses, and snuggles and cuddles. Basically a bunch of therapy doggos.

*Tex is secretly very emotional. He puts up the southern man facade very well, but often just wants to be left alone to listen to country and draw a while. Only Ohio, the emotional “therapist” knows this.

*Alaska is the long-lost brother to the Soviet Union Family. Only sometimes does Russia get to see them. They are the best if friends even though now they are not legally related.

*Louisiana is friends with France. They share the same interest In food, traditions, and in general have almost the same heratige.

*California is a nostalgia freak for movies. From Star Wars to Coralline and everything in between, Cali loves it.

*The original 13 Colonies are huuuuuge fans of Hamilton. Though, Virginia always HAS to point out all the inconsistentencies in the Musical.

*West Virginia does all the loudest chores in the house so that he can sing at maximum volume the whole time. He is crazy good, just super shy about it. Thing is, those chores can’t defeat his voice. All the states know he sings well, but He doesn’t know that they know.

*Florida loves Louisiana’s Gumbo, Jambalaya, and Benies. She might even have a love for Louisiana… But she’s not sure. Girls liking girls? The idea seemed preposterous. (I know some oldies down there are homophobes. Had to do it to 'em.)

*The Midwestern States like to host Dungeons and Dragons sessions all the time.

*California is Gayer than Gay. They are a straight up Diva.

*All of New England is just, f*cking queer.

*Both Dakotas as well as both Carolinas both treat eachother like brother and sister. They want to get back together as states, but they never tell eachother that.

*District of Columbia is Rhode Isalnd adopted child. Just, cuteness abound.

*Kansas sees Ohio for the trauma he received in “Bloody Kansas” (a pre-Civil War event that led to the death of many Abolitionists and Slavers, aproxomately 100 casualties in total. Kansas was considered unlawful land during this period.) He also got a therapy doggo from Indiana.

*Indiana will snuggle with just about anyone. He just loves snuggles.

*Massachusets, Texas, Florida, District of Columbia, Arizona, and Tennessee all LOVE space.

*Hawaii has memorized 30 songs on the Ukulele. She has made 3 original songs.

*(a friend came up with this one) Ohio is a doggo and/or a rawr.

*The Northern States like playing pranks on the Southern states every once in a while.

*The North and South can still transform into Confederacy and Union respectively, if not afflicted with anterograde amnesia (short-term memory loss). They don’t want to though, as they will fight most likely. Tex wants to see his uncle again though, as does Michigan.

*Ohio has a Heroin addiction, California has a Marijuana addiction, Massachusetts has an ongoing caffeine addiction, and Oregon has a crystal meth addiction.

*Ali and Bama are a fusion. They are most often fused so that they don’t get slander for being incestuous, even though the’re not.

*The United States is just a collective that makes up America. All the states are their own independent entities.

That’s all i got. G E T. S P A M M E D

[good-times-with-theo]

Statehumans HCs/Ships are now open! :D

[justskulkingaround]

America is perfectly comfortable as a cis guy who wears dresses and skirts. Everyone else can just deal with it. Just don’t insult the dress itself. His daughters made it.

[justskulkingaround]

Washington has seizures and has a service dog to help alert people around him when they're about to happen.

[justskulkingaround]

Texas totally dresses up to join Alaska’s tea party