#StateFarm

[thenoodlesadventures]

This is what mornings are like now...so........peaceful

[swirly-potato]

statefarm should make an ad where jake and the dude with the plants are lovingly and passionately kissing and jake’s like “woah you don’t need to get that personal to get the statefarm personal price plan’

[cynnaminstyx]

Just got a statefarm ad about confessions where someone said they liked to pretend they were a mouse chewing through wires when eating licorice. This is something I would do. This is a personal attack

[diana-daphne]

why do insurance commercials have so much lore? And everyone i talk to about it also remembers like all of it lol

so the bigger question: is there a fandom?

[indstatescob]

We would like to thank all the sponsors of the Ethics Conference without whom the event could not take place - https://www.indstate.edu/business/ethics/2023/sponsors

[alexbenjamin01]

[Check] Progressive Windshield Replacement Claim Guide 2023

Learn more about Progressive glass coverage and how it compares with the State Farm windshield or USAA windshield replacement

[macmcclung]

Mac McClung's Flash Flight School! 1st 50 in Slow Motion 2023 #ATTSlamDunk #StateFarm Mac McClung's Flash Flight School! 1st 50 in Slow Motion 2023 #MacMcClung0 #MacMcClung00

[thenoodlesadventures]

Spicy but worth it 😂

[franciskitty]

State farm ads are just a cinematic universe

[icarethp]

We are always proud to be associated with such a community-minded company… One of the very best! Thank you, State Farm, for helping to make the Humanity Project programs free… And doing so much for the community! @statefarm @josesotosf #TheHumanityProject #humanity #respect #equality #EqualityForEachRespectForAll #racialequality #lgbtqequality #genderequality #religiousequality #betterworld #humanity #weneedmorehumanity #statefarm https://www.instagram.com/p/CkGdmJ5uyi8/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[nuklear-sauce]

My 5am dumbass just went

"Break me off a piece of that

KIT–KAT BAR !"

Max would eat a Kitkat with a knife and fork.

[dreamingalto]

I skipped to watch the bonus content during the intermission in WAD first.

This line and the whole "Denial Dream Homes" segement perfectly captures the vibes of the insurance selling claims and posts I saw this weekend after the tornado outbreak in the Omaha Metero & Western Iowa on Friday 🙃

[jakefromstatefarmreligion]

@amg2 made the tumblr text post