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This is her favorite behavior now hahahah legit BEGS me for it
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statefarm should make an ad where jake and the dude with the plants are lovingly and passionately kissing and jake’s like “woah you don’t need to get that personal to get the statefarm personal price plan’
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Just got a statefarm ad about confessions where someone said they liked to pretend they were a mouse chewing through wires when eating licorice. This is something I would do. This is a personal attack
#statefarm#ads#funny#what#personal attack#targeted harassment#fuck off statefarm I don’t even need insurance I can’t buy it yet
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alr, here goes
oi4gwpafoiajeojaw
....weirdo from statefarm... 💀👽✋
uhm... i'm a weirdo but idk about being from statefarm--
Made by me
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why do insurance commercials have so much lore? And everyone i talk to about it also remembers like all of it lol
so the bigger question: is there a fandom?
#I’m not sure if there should be#But it feels unfortunately inevitable#You kooks make fandoms for everything so where is it???#wtf do i tag this as#insurance???#Progressive#statefarm#???#Help
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We would like to thank all the sponsors of the Ethics Conference without whom the event could not take place - https://www.indstate.edu/business/ethics/2023/sponsors
#StateFarm#ValeoFinancial#PatriotInvestments#BedelFinancial#ArlingtonRoe#GibsonInsurance#GibsonEdge#KemperCPA#DavisClaims#GermanAmericanBank#SackriderCompanyInc#Gamron#Schroeder#IndStateEthics#ISUEthics
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[Check] Progressive Windshield Replacement Claim Guide 2023
Learn more about Progressive glass coverage and how it compares with the State Farm windshield or USAA windshield replacement
#mountshine#progressive#usa#AAA#Allstate#insurancecompany#insuranceagency#Windshield#cardamage#carbreakdown#statefarm
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Mac McClung's Flash Flight School! 1st 50 in Slow Motion 2023 #ATTSlamDunk #StateFarm Mac McClung's Flash Flight School! 1st 50 in Slow Motion 2023 #MacMcClung0 #MacMcClung00
#Mac McClung's Flash Flight School! 1st 50 in Slow Motion 2023#MacMcClung0#MacMcClung00#Mac McClung's Flight School 1st 50 Dunk in Slow Motion#ATTSlamDunk#StateFarm#nbadunkcontest2023#macmcclung#macmcclung0#viral#viraltiktok#fyp#fypシ#highlights#macmcclungmixtape#MacMcClunghighlights#nbabasketball#macmcclungdunkcontest#nbadunkcontest#macgleague#mac#mcclunghiglhights#macmcclungdunks#macmcclungbestdunks#macmcclungdunkhighlights#nbaallstarmacmcclung#nba#League#Mac#McClung
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This is what mornings are like now...so........peaceful
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#insurance#chicagoinsurance#carinsurance#carinsurancetips#carinsurancequotes#statefarm#progressive#geico#Allstate#UberChicago#uberdrivers#uberdriverschicago
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State farm ads are just a cinematic universe
#statefarm#jake from state farm#jake my beloved#i love you jake#state farm adds are produced in the backrooms#there js an entire levle that is just statefarm production stuff#i would know ive been there#JAKE PLEASE COME BACK IM SORRY I LOVE YOU#does anyone actually use state farm btw#what the fuck even is a state farm#please reply to my messages jake
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why does william shatner always come out of the woodwork to slay in november? unironically the king of thanksgiving. he's such a douche but god he is what i'm thankful for 🙏
#william shatner#unification#spirk#star trek#k/s#star trek tos#james t kirk#that one statefarm video lives rent free in my mind#HE'S JUST A KING OF THE SHORT VIDEO FORMAT#IDK WHAT TO SAY#i love love love leonard nimoy he was a much better person#but i love the contradiction that is bill#thanksgiving#bee screams into the abyss
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My 5am dumbass just went
"Break me off a piece of that
KIT–KAT BAR !"
Max would eat a Kitkat with a knife and fork.
#starkid#npmd#nerdy prudes must die#max jagerman#peter spankoffski#am I the only one who hcs that Max likes to sing those little commercial jingles#he'd be up at 12am yelling “LIKE A GOOD NEIGHBOR STATEFARM IS THERE”#and everyone just has to deal with it
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I skipped to watch the bonus content during the intermission in WAD first.
This line and the whole "Denial Dream Homes" segement perfectly captures the vibes of the insurance selling claims and posts I saw this weekend after the tornado outbreak in the Omaha Metero & Western Iowa on Friday 🙃
#daniel howell#dan and phil#we're all doomed#phan#no seriously all my tumblr ads have been statefarm ads just saying stuff like “Submit your tornado claims with us today!”#and I saw several kinda tone deaf posts from insurance agents on LinkedIn
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