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This is her favorite behavior now hahahah legit BEGS me for it
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statefarm should make an ad where jake and the dude with the plants are lovingly and passionately kissing and jake’s like “woah you don’t need to get that personal to get the statefarm personal price plan’
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Just got a statefarm ad about confessions where someone said they liked to pretend they were a mouse chewing through wires when eating licorice. This is something I would do. This is a personal attack
#statefarm#ads#funny#what#personal attack#targeted harassment#fuck off statefarm I don’t even need insurance I can’t buy it yet
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alr, here goes
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....weirdo from statefarm... 💀👽✋
uhm... i'm a weirdo but idk about being from statefarm--
Made by me
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#doesstatefarmrentersinsurancecovermold?#Insurance#insuranceadvice#insuranceagent#insurancecoverage#insuranceinsights#insurancepolicy#insurancetips#rentalinsurance#rentalpropertyinsurance#rentersinsurance#statefarm#statefarminsurance#statefarmrentersinsurance#statefarmrentersinsuranceprosandcons#statefarmrentersinsurancereview#statefarmrentersinsurancereviewprosandcons
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why do insurance commercials have so much lore? And everyone i talk to about it also remembers like all of it lol
so the bigger question: is there a fandom?
#I’m not sure if there should be#But it feels unfortunately inevitable#You kooks make fandoms for everything so where is it???#wtf do i tag this as#insurance???#Progressive#statefarm#???#Help
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[Check] Progressive Windshield Replacement Claim Guide 2023
Learn more about Progressive glass coverage and how it compares with the State Farm windshield or USAA windshield replacement
#mountshine#progressive#usa#AAA#Allstate#insurancecompany#insuranceagency#Windshield#cardamage#carbreakdown#statefarm
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Mac McClung's Flash Flight School! 1st 50 in Slow Motion 2023 #ATTSlamDunk #StateFarm Mac McClung's Flash Flight School! 1st 50 in Slow Motion 2023 #MacMcClung0 #MacMcClung00
#Mac McClung's Flash Flight School! 1st 50 in Slow Motion 2023#MacMcClung0#MacMcClung00#Mac McClung's Flight School 1st 50 Dunk in Slow Motion#ATTSlamDunk#StateFarm#nbadunkcontest2023#macmcclung#macmcclung0#viral#viraltiktok#fyp#fypシ#highlights#macmcclungmixtape#MacMcClunghighlights#nbabasketball#macmcclungdunkcontest#nbadunkcontest#macgleague#mac#mcclunghiglhights#macmcclungdunks#macmcclungbestdunks#macmcclungdunkhighlights#nbaallstarmacmcclung#nba#League#Mac#McClung
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This is what mornings are like now...so........peaceful
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why does william shatner always come out of the woodwork to slay in november? unironically the king of thanksgiving. he's such a douche but god he is what i'm thankful for 🙏
#william shatner#unification#spirk#star trek#k/s#star trek tos#james t kirk#that one statefarm video lives rent free in my mind#HE'S JUST A KING OF THE SHORT VIDEO FORMAT#IDK WHAT TO SAY#i love love love leonard nimoy he was a much better person#but i love the contradiction that is bill#thanksgiving#bee screams into the abyss
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My 5am dumbass just went
"Break me off a piece of that
KIT–KAT BAR !"
Max would eat a Kitkat with a knife and fork.
#starkid#npmd#nerdy prudes must die#max jagerman#peter spankoffski#am I the only one who hcs that Max likes to sing those little commercial jingles#he'd be up at 12am yelling “LIKE A GOOD NEIGHBOR STATEFARM IS THERE”#and everyone just has to deal with it
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@amg2 made the tumblr text post
#jake from statefarm#inside joke#this is my 2nd tumblr account#i will not tag my main because that is confidential
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Finding out the almost insurance companies canceled/ would not renew fire insurance for California residents over the last 4 years, is absolutely horrible, but not surprising at all
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Why does the Cars version of life insurance get you immediate on-the-spot vehicle repair from unreasonably speedy forklifts
#pixar cars#cars fandom#they're probably both non-canon actually so don't even worry about it#age-old question: is car insurance the same as life insurance?#within the US allianz primarily offers life insurance#but Statefarm offers automative and life insurance#so we still don't know
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HOLY CRAP YOU REALLY DREW IT. im hysterical oml why is it actually so cool though???
AHH TYSM i kinda drew it in a half awake delulu state but Im glad you think its cool looking :3, your post just made me lose it and it was the perfect motivation to draw again
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