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[tsuutarr]

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[friskafriskito]

Six fanarts! My second time :D

Sister Carpenter, from The Silt Verses (podcast)

Lyfrassir Edda, from The Bifrost Incident (album, by The Mechanisms)

Jonathan Sims, from The Magnus Archives (podcast)

Jiji, from Kiki's Delivery Service (animated movie)

The Phantom of the Opera, from The Phantom of the Opera (book version)

Jack Skellington, from The Nightmare Before Christmas (animated movie)

Requested by (in order):

@arianwells , @archivists-plus-one , @thekyuusanna @stephanie568 @princeofbadassery , @pixelferrets

I hope these turned out alright, because a lot of these characters have no official visual design. It was so much fun to come up with them though, I might do these again!

[howlingaround]

Ghibli side characters that only appear for a few moments my beloved

[junasceu]

your delivery is on the way!!

[flowerakatsuka]

quick doodle before i head out to the movies, i wanted to draw what high school!kuroba looks like in kara's memories. since he can't remember their name, he just calls them " pansy-san. "

[ittybittybumblebee]

unspoken dispute to settle

[ariiii33]

I rlly rlly want to impress my teachers but i have no motavation so i just sit in my room rotting in my bed thinking about what their reactions would be instead of actually studying

[amelee23]

Ok girlies (gender neutral) I am curious about something. Reblog and tell me in the tags if you had your favorite bias (or biases) in your contact list, what would be their contact name? (Bonus points if you tell me who that bias is)

[a-pile-of-unread-books]

my favorite Good Kid songs

[ourbastardofsorrows]

teaching my students the true meaning of “punished by rewards” by promising a movie day if they do awesome on their spring MAP tests, and then showing them the iron giant

[b-blushes]

things need to stop happening 👍

[smallturtlebomb]

sometimes raider’s mom sends notes to her baby

[putschki1969]

Wakana Spring Shark Festival Vol.2 ～Talk&Mini Live～

Here’s my recording of Wakana’s latest spring shark festival. Please enjoy!

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‖Event details Botanical Land members-ONLY streaming event 『Wakana Spring Shark Festival Vol.2 ～Talk&Mini Live～』 Date: March 25, 2023; Time: 15:00~ Starring: Wakana; Yuuka Nanri (Guest); Shin Hashimoto (Piano)

My Report/Live Comments

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[smile-files]

seeing the new ghibli film (the boy and the heron) with my family!! i brought totoro with me :)

[hell-heron]

Everytime there's a question that goes 'would you prefer this sizable amount of money that could potentially allow you to never need a job or to have this oddly specific power' everyone is like oh but you can use the oddly specific power to earn money actually! I'm like. Fools. How is 'youre now able to figure out completely on your own a market niche that nobody ever tapped to seek out clients to start your own freelance business' an appealing prospect there