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the-malewife-ever · 2 years ago

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its 5am. i am very tired. i do not want to go through and pick out all the best responses when i have a test today. so what youre getting now is:

every single character that was submitted [unless i didnt feel comfortable adding them to the data]

^ this includes:

- i didnt feel comfortable putting them in [they are a kid is the most likely answer]

- they break the rules

and goodnight everyone im going back to bed you get your pairings later today. feel free to demand your malewife be in the pairings in the notes of this post all you want but be nice

and sorry to the ppl checking the tags in the search bar for ANY of these characters

read more because we got 301 and then some submissions:

The Top Submitted Characters:

Crazy Dave [Plants Vs Zombies] - 14

Kazuki Kurusu [Buddy Daddies] - 8

Hero [Omori] - 8

Saul Goodman/James McGill [Better Call Saul/Breaking Bad] - 7

Tatsu [Way of the House Husband] - 7

Thoma [Genshin Impact] - 7

Laszlo Cravensworth [What We Do In the Shadows] - 5

Percy de Rolo [Critical Role/Vox Machina] - 5

Ron DeLite [Ace Attorney] - 5

Brett Hand [Inside Job] - 4

Puss in Boots [Puss in Boots] - 4

Sanji [One Piece] - 4

Spamton G. Spamton [Deltarune] - 4

Got 3 Or Less Votes:

9 [9 (2009)]

Adrian Graye Vernworth [The Owl House]

Adrien Agreste/Chat Noir [Miraculous Ladybug]

Alador Blight [The Owl House]

Alistair Theirin [Dragon Age]

Andre Legris [Innocent/Innocent Rouge]

Asgore Dreemurr [Undertale]

Axel Summers [Lemon Soda and Coffee (Webcomic)]

The Baker [Into the Woods (1991)]

Bandit Heeler [Bluey]

Barry Draxum [Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles]

Beacrox Molan [Lout of the Court’s Family]

Benny [Fallout: New Vegas]

Bilbo Baggins [The Hobbit]

BJ Hunnicutt [MASH]

Bob Belcher [Bob's Burgers]

Briefers "Brief" Rock [Panty & Stocking with Garterbelt]

Brock [Pokemon]

Bruno Buccerati [JoJo's Bizzare Adventure]

Bruno Madrigal [Encanto]

Calculester Hewlett-Packard [Monster Prom]

Caleb Wittebane [The Owl House]

Cardan [The Folk of the Air trilogy by Holly Black]

Cecil Palmer [Welcome to Night Vale]

Chakotay [Star Trek Voyager]

Charlie Kelly [It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia]

Chisaki Kai (Overhaul) [My Hero Academia]

Chris Pearson [Dan Vs.]

Chrom [Fire Emblem Awakening]

Clay Rockridge [The Sexy Brutale]

Colin Robinson [What We Do In the Shadows]

Connecticut Clark [FlorkofCows/The Saga of Clark]

Cove Holden [Our Life: Beginning & Always]

Cyclonus [Transformers (IDW1)]

DaLey Vigil [The Great Ace Attorney]

Daniel Cain [Re-Animator]

Darius Deamonne [The Owl House]

Dedue Molinaro [Fire Emblem Three Houses]

Dick Grayson [DC Comics]

Dick Gumshoe [Ace Attorney]

Do Hyun Soon [Flower of Evil]

Ed [Our Flag Means Death]

Eddie Munson [Stranger Things]

Elliott [Stardew Valley]

Faria [Thrilling Intent]

Flex Mentallo [Doom Patrol]

Fox Mulder [The X-Files]

Fukuo [Kiki’s Delivery Service]

Furio Giunta [The Sopranos]

Gao Yizhi [Iron Widow]

Garmadon [Ninjago]

Garry [Ib]

Geto Suguru [Jujitsu Kaisen]

Gilbert Nightray [Pandora Hearts]

Gomez Addams [The Addams Family]

Grover Underwood [Percy Jackson Series]

Hannibal Lecter [Hannibal]

Harrier du Bois [Disco Elysium]

Hazama Masayoshi [Samurai Flamenco]

Heinz Doofenshmirtz [Phineas and Ferb]

Herlock Sholmes [The Great Ace Attorney]

Hordak [She-Ra (Netflix)]

Howl Jenkins Pendragon [Howl's Moving Castle]

Hugh Neutron [Jimmy Neutron]

Hugh Test [Johnny Test]

Ianto Jones [Torchwood]

Ignis Scientia [Final Fantasy XV]

Ingo [Pokemon]

Izzy Hands [Our Flag Means Death]

Jake Sully [Avatar]

James [Pokemon]

Jason Todd [Batman]

Jesus Christ [The Bible]

Joel Hammond [Santa Clarita Diet]

Johnathan Harker [Bram Stoker's Dracula]

John Silver [Treasure Island (1988)]

John Watson [BBC Sherlock]

Jonathan Byers [Stranger Things]

Kaiden Alenko [Mass Effect]

Kai Satou [Your Turn to Die]

Kaito [Vocaloid]

Kakashi Hatake [Naruto]

Katsuya Serizawa [Mob Psycho 100]

Ken [Barbie]

Kermit the Frog [The Muppets]

Kim Dokja [Omniscient Reader’s Viewpoint]

Kim Gongja [SSS-Class Suicide Hunter]

Kingsley [Papa Louie Games]

Kisuke Urahara [Bleach]

Klavier Gavin [Ace Attorney]

Kojiro “Joe” Nonjo [Sk8 the Infinity]

Laurance Zvahl [Minecraft Diaries]

Lazarus Bleeze [The Hex]

Leon [Pokemon]

Lestat de Lioncourt [Interview with the Vampire (TV Show)]

Lieutenant Columbo [Columbo]

Light Yagami [Death Note]

Link [Breath of the Wild]

The Lobby Boy [The Hotel Podcast]

Loid Forger [Spy X Family]

Luigi [Mario Franchise]

Luo Binghe [The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System]

Mac McDonald [It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia]

The Man in the Yellow Hat [Curious George]

Manolo Sanchez [The Book of Life (2014)]

Mario [Mario Franchise]

Marshall Eriksen [How I Met Your Mother]

Marvin [Falsettos]

Mendel Weisenbachfeld [Falsettos]

Me [The Mod]

Michael [The Good Place]

Miles Edgeworth [Ace Attorney]

Min-Gi Park [Infinity Train]

Minato Namikaze [Naruto]

Momo [Stray]

Mr. Mime [Pokemon]

The Narrator [The Stanley Parable]

Naven Nuknuk [Epithet Erased]

Oliver Queen [DC Comics (Green Arrow)]

Olruggio [Witch Hat Atelier]

The Onceler [The Lorax]

Palamedes Sextus [The Locked Tomb]

Paper [Inanimate Insanity]

Peeta Mellark [The Hunger Games]

Percy Jackson [Percy Jackson Series]

Peter Nureyev [The Penumbra Podcast]

Preminger [Barbie: Princess and the Pauper]

Qifrey [Witch Hat Atelier]

Quirrel [Hollow Knight]

Ramsey Murdoch [Epithet Erased]

Randy Valentine Jade [Dialtown]

Redd Rockridge [The Sexy Brutale]

Reigen Arataka [Mob Psycho 100]

Ronaldo [The Vampire Dies in No Time]

Rouxls Kaard [Deltarune]

Roy Mustang [Full Metal Alchemist]

Ryoji Kaji [Neon Genesis Evangelion]

Ryuuji Takasu [ToraDora!]

Samwise Gamgee [Lord of the Rings]

Sasuke Itachi [Naruto]

Satan [Puyo Puyo]

Satoru Gojo [Jujitsu Kaisen]

Seven [Zero Escape]

Shinya Fujikawa [Corpse Factory]

Sig Curtis [Full Metal Alchemist]

Silco [Arcane (Netflix)]

Sojiro Sakura [Persona 5]

Sokka [Avatar: The Last Airbender]

Soldier [Team Fortress 2]

Spirit Albarn [Soul Eater]

Spongebob Squarepants [Spongebob Squarepants]

Steve Harrington [Stranger Things]

Steven Grant [Marvel]

Suoh Tamaki [Ouran High School Host Club]

Sword Boyfriend [Transistor]

Tanjiro Kamado [Demon Slayer]

Thomas Sharpe [Crimson Peak (2015)]

Tohru Adachi [Persona 4]

Tom Wambsgans [Succession]

Travis Matagot [Campaign Skyjacks]

Tsukasa Jinguuji [Fabiniku (Life with an Ordinary Guy who Reincarnated into a Total Fantasy Knockout)]

The Tumblr Boyfriend [Tumblr]

The Twelfth Doctor [Doctor Who]

Tyrell Wellick [Mr. Robot]

Vanitas [Vanitas no Carte/The Case Study of Vanitas]

Vash the Stampede [Trigun]

Victor Nikiforov [Yuri on Ice]

Waymond Wang [Everything Everywhere All At Once]

Whizzer Brown [Falsettos]

William "Spike" Pratt [Buffy the Vampire Slayer]

William “Dex” Pointdexter [Check Please!]

Yeza Brenatto [Critical Role]

Yoo Joonghyuk [Omniscient Reader’s Viewpoint]

You [The Voter]

Zagreus [Hades]

#malewife data #malewife speaks

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sirensleepingsoundly · 2 years ago

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Hellfire and Spitfire (pt.3)

CW: spoilers(duh), regular fluff, story addition, sexual content, angst, unrequited, enemies to lovers, only one bed (sort of), angry kissing, aggressive seggs, slapping, choking, hair pulling, blood, filth, hand/ring fetish, size kink.

Word Count: 2.2k

It took you a second to get out of the house the next morning. Mom took a moment to lecture you on safety, and told you to keep an eye out for Nancy, who hadn’t come home last night. That bit of information concerned you a little. And you decided before you even left home that you would keep it to yourself. No use worrying Steve when she was probably just out being a good little reporter.

You made it outside in time to see your friend pull up to your driveway. No music blaring like usual, just chatter from the other three people in the car. Robin and Dustin seemed engaged in a conversation on what kind of monster Vecna might be. You slid into the backseat, putting Dustin in the middle. The rest of the drive to Rick’s was quiet. Even Dustin seemed to be lost in thought looking out the front window.

Steve hummed a song to himself and tapped his long, slender fingers on the steering wheel. Although he was only humming anyone could tell Steve had a nice singing voice. You wished he’d sing more often. Over the summer, you, Steve, and Robin had seen and performed along to way too many musical movies, your favorite being Grease. Something about the way Danny did up his hair and how he walked reminded you of someone. On the other hand, the way he dressed and his smoking habit reminded you of someone else entirely.

Steve pulled up to the boathouse as quietly as he could manage. Before you could even make it out the door, Dustin was climbing over you to get to the groceries in the trunk quicker. His eagerness to feed this grown man threw your mind back to Dart, like Dustin was going to bring Eddie home to his mom and ask if he could keep him. The image made you snort, and Max looked over at you, confused. You tried to cover it with a cough.

Dustin had apparently decided against knocking and bust through the door of the boathouse.

“Delivery service.” The dork held up two brown bags at Eddie, who looked like he might have a heart attack, his brown eyes wide and his breathing quick. Once again you found yourself fighting the urge to chuckle. Eddie began to rifle through the bags and open a few of the items you’d brought.

“So we got uh, some good news and some bad news. How do you prefer it?”

The long haired boy stuffed a handful of cereal into his mouth and chased it with chocolate milk. You were only slightly intrigued at how he shoveled food into his face. “Bad news first, always.”

Dustin huffed and clapped his hands together. “All right. Bad news.”

They talked but you weren’t listening. Eddie still wore the same clothes and jewelry. His hair looked like he had been messing with it all morning, the bangs licked up at the root. The light from the window shined on his rings. It took you a second to count that he wore four of them. Three on his left and one on his right. His hands were, for a lack of better terms, pretty. His nails weren’t exactly well manicured and they were definitely bitten short but they were clean, despite his hiding out in an abandoned boathouse for the last two days. You realized you were staring when you looked up and saw Eddie’s eyes on yours. You quickly flicked your gaze away and tried to refocus on the conversation.

“And the good news?”

“Your name hasn’t gone public yet.” Robin continued, also adding that once his name does get out he’ll be in for a pretty shit ride.

“Hunt the freak, right?” Eddie looked at the floor. You felt bad for him. Even though you saw him as kind of a dick, nobody deserves to be the scapegoat for a supernatural murder they had nothing to do with.

“Exactly.” Robin crossed her arms and leaned against the frame of the door.

“Shit.” Eddie ate another mouthful of cereal.

Dustin spoke up, “So before that happens, we find Vecna, kill him, and prove your innocence.”

“That’s all, Dustin? That’s all?” Eddie looked at him, clearly upset, but Dustin just replied as nonchalant as ever.

“Yeah, no, that’s pretty much it.”

Steve butted in, “We usually rely on this girl who has super powers. But, uh, those went bye-bye so…”

“So we’re technically in more of a, uh… brainstorming phase.”

“Brainstorming.”

Eddie sunk into his spot on the ground. He wasn’t shy about voicing his thoughts on the situation, but you could tell he was still holding back. He had explained what he saw and just hearing his retelling, you had to try not to vomit. Eddie had actually seen it. It seemed fairly obvious that he was having issues dealing. He was doing a shit job hiding it. He looked so tired. The exhaustion on his face was clear.

Outside sirens blared, everyone froze.

“Shit. Tarp! Tarp!” Steve and Dustin scrambled to get the tarp back on so Eddie could hop inside.

After leaving Eddie with enough food for a few days, everyone piled into the car again. On your way back into town, the road by the trailer park was blocked by a gaggle of people and cop cars. Steve parked and stepped out to see the damage. That’s when everyone noticed Nancy standing there. You didn’t really wonder what your sister was doing on a back road by the trailer park someone had just died at, but then you noticed she was being questioned. The interviewer now the interviewee.

Everyone opened their doors to look. Steve waved at Nancy, who waved back, as she ignored a question the officer was asking her. You made an attempt to stifle the tinge of jealousy that the small action revealed. It felt pathetic, pining after Steve when he was still stuck on Nancy. Everyone knew it. You and Robin had a few stoned conversations about it. But you never admitted to Robin how you felt. You never knew how to be that vulnerable. Not with anyone.

Steve drove everyone to Max’s place. The kids went into her room, sans you and Steve. He leaned on the kitchen counter, resting on his elbows. Just being around him made your cheeks heat up. His hair always looked so soft. You wondered what it would feel like under your fingers.

“So. How are you doing with… all this?” Steve asked you, breaking you from your daydreaming. While he and the gang had been through the whole upside down issue three times, you only learned about it last year when you, Steve, and Robin had accidentally gotten yourselves stuck in a Russian lab under Starcourt Mall.

“Isn’t that something you should ask Eddie? I mean he’s the one being man-hunted right now.” You laughed humorlessly at the thought. Poor Munson. Even with his “town freak” title, he didn’t deserve this. It was beginning to piss you off how shitty this whole situation was.

“Yeah I guess. But Munson probably wouldn’t be honest about it. Not in front of Dustin, at least. Those two seem pretty close lately.”

“What makes you think that I would be honest? Maybe I’ll just lie and tell you that I’m not terrified at the fact that the Upside Down exists, and that people are dying and it’s definitely related. Maybe I’ll just tell you how I’m not scared that everyone I love is in danger.” You were frustrated, and the words just seemed to spill out. “Maybe I’ll say that everything is fine. Nothing bad is happening and the world is not on fire.”

Steve looked stunned. He looked like he was going to say something and then didn’t. Your face warmed a little in embarrassment.

“Look Steve, obviously the situation is a little fucked. But what can we do until we figure this out? Nothing is going to get better until Vecna is good and dead.”

Steve only nodded at your words. It was clear that you had just screwed the conversation into a depressing reality.

“Sorry. I guess I’m not adjusting as well as everyone else seems to have done.”

“Look kid,” you cringed internally at being referred to as a kid. You were only a year and some change apart in age. “Me, Nancy, and the others have been doing this for years. We’ll figure something out. It’s gonna be okay.” He put a hand on your shoulder to comfort you, and you relished in the brief contact.

When Nancy finally made it out of questioning, everyone sat in the living room, starting to explain their thoughts.

“Our working theory is that he attacks with some kind of spell. Now whether or not he’s doing the bidding of the mind flayer, or just loves killing teens, we don’t know. All we know is this is something different.”

You often found yourself tuning out of these conversations. Right now all you could think about was how Eddie was stuck in that dingy boathouse, eating Dustin’s selection of groceries. While the thought seemed a little funny you felt guilty. Maybe one of you should’ve stayed behind so he wouldn’t be alone.

“I saw Chrissy leaving Ms. Kelley’s office. If you saw a monster, you wouldn’t go to the police. They wouldn’t believe you.” Max looked uncomfortable all the time these days. Poor kid had lost a lot.

The shrink seemed like the best lead. Leaving Max’s, Nancy started to go off on her own.

“Whoa, whoa, whoa, Nance, where are you goin?” It was a bad time to be alone and you questioned your sister's sanity for a moment.

“It’s nothing, y/n. There’s just something I want to check on first.” She rolled her eyes at you, and Dustin spoke up.

“Something you wanna share with us?”

“It’s a shot in the dark, I don’t want to waste your time.”

“Yeah okay, are you out of your mind?” Steve’s voice cut through the conversation. “No you need… you need someone to…”

His concern was genuine, and if he were anyone else you might think it was only that. But you knew from the few years you’d been part of the group and being nosy that Steve’s show of protection was more for his continued unrequited love. It was like driving a stake through your heart, hearing him offer to go with her and almost ditching the kids with you and Robin. You crossed your arms and just got in the car, not wanting to even see how the rest of the conversation would go. You knew you were being petulant and acting like a child, but you didn’t really care.

Robin noticed. She always noticed this stuff. And while you had never been honest with her about your feelings for Steve, of course she could tell something was going on with you. Eventually Robin resolved to go with Nancy, if only to make Steve feel better. He plopped into the driver’s seat, complaining about Dustin wiping his dirty shoes on the inside of the car.

“Always the babysitter. Always the goddamned babysitter!”

While the outburst made Max and Dustin smirk, you were hurt. Up until this point you figured Steve saw you as as much of an adult as him or Robin. Clearly that wasn’t true. You tapped Steve’s shoulder before he started the car.

“Hey Steve, drop me off at Rick’s.”

He turned around to look at you in the back seat, “What? Sweetheart what the hell are you talking about, we need to read into the shrink lady.” You ignored the nickname he’d been calling you for years. He looked annoyed, but you were also upset and both of you being there wouldn’t help anything.

“I feel bad that Eddie is all alone. Besides, it doesn’t take four of us to steal a key to her office.”

“So what, you’re just gonna leave me with these two idiots?” Max and Dustin both flipped him off.

“Just do it. We’re already at the trailer park. It’ll take like ten, fifteen minutes tops.”

“You know what, fine. Whatever, I’ll just play babysitter by myself, it's cool.” It was not cool, but Steve elected to keep it to himself that he was hurt you were leaving him behind to go spend time with the freak.

Steve dropped you back off in front of the house, but grabbed your hand before you could make it out of the car. The contact made your stomach tumble but you forced yourself to look composed.

“Are you sure you’re gonna be okay here by yourself? Eddie’s got a walkie, right?”

“Okay, A, I’m not going to be alone, Munson is here, and B, I am a full grown adult, Steve. I will be just fine if anything happens.” You shook his hand off, and shut the door behind you. Waving a sarcastic goodbye before making for the boathouse. After what felt like minutes, Steve finally drove off, leaving you in silence, except for the slight crunch of gravel beneath your shoes.

It took you a moment to work up the courage, and you couldn’t hear anything from inside, but you knocked on the small door on the side of the boathouse. After a minute with no answer, you knocked again, announcing that it was you and not a cop. The door swung open to reveal a very sweaty Eddie Munson holding an oar like a bat.

“What are you doing here, Wheeler?”

“Care for a little company, Munson?”

“What are you doing here, Wheeler?”

“Care for a little company, Munson?”

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#stranger things #eddie munson #eddie munson smut #edward munson #ao3 writer #steve harrington #slow burn #angst #enemies to lovers #friends to strangers #friends to enemies to lovers #spoilers #fluff #hellfire club #hellfire and spitfire

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imakemywings · 1 year ago

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Fandom: The Silmarillion

Characters: Elrond, Elros, Elwing, Earendil

Summary: One late summer day, a postcard comes for Elrond in the mailbox. Elros intercepts.

AN: Soooo this was actually for @domaystic 2022, but uhhh better late than never, right?

AO3 | Pillowfort

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He didn’t make a habit of waiting for the mailman, as there was usually nothing exciting in there for him, but that day he was waiting on a new set of paints he had ordered for his miniatures, so when he saw the familiar truck trundling down the quiet street, there was no reason not to hang around a few extra minutes. The shade of the tree in the front yard made it a decent place to sit and wait, listening to the occasional ambient dog bark or opening of a garage door.

“Hey,” said the mailman—the same mailman who had been servicing their house as long as he could remember—when he stopped outside the red front gate. “Are you Elrond? I’ve got something for you.” He waved around a square of paper.

“I’m Elrond,” said Elros, his eyes gleaming as he reached for the postcard. Who was writing his brother? A bit of lying could certainly be excused to figure that out, he thought as he scanned over the message, a grin spreading slowly across his face, particularly if the postman was too silly to tell them apart. Celebrian Celeborniel!

“Elrond’s got a love letter!” he hollered, turning back towards the little adobe house with a triumphant wave of the postcard. “Hey, come and get Celebrian’s love note!” That got the front door swinging open right quick, and sensing his comeuppance rapidly approaching, Elros leaped up onto one of the low walls that bricked in the garden on either side of the pathway to the front door. “I so enjoyed your last letter I must confess to re-reading it on occasion!” he read aloud with delight.

“Elros!”

“What was that you said, Elros?” Adar was sticking his head out one of the front windows.

“I said Elrond’s got a love letter!” Elros repeated. “And she misses you!” he said to Elrond with the sappiest expression he could muster, while Elrond climbed onto the wall and tried to grab the postcard back.

“Elros! Give me that! It’s not yours! You are so immature!”

“Aren’t you a bit old for this, son?” Adar asked, to which Elros only grinned and danced back out of Elrond’s reach. The problem with his twin was that they were precisely the same height, which meant he had no advantage, despite having been born first (a fact which he seldom failed to bring to Elrond’s attention when he saw fit).

“Celebrian is—a friend!” Elrond argued. “Stop making it sound salacious!” Shaking his head, Eärendil retreated inside and left his grown sons to their infantile game, which ended when Elrond quickly jabbed his elbow into Elros’ sternum and snatched the postcard out of his hand. “What are you, twelve?” he sniffed. Elros, between his wheezing and his laughter, did not get out a repost before Elrond flounced inside with Celebrian’s card.

The miniature paints were not among the deliveries for the day.

“Bills, Adar,” said Elros, tossing the rest of the mail on the table as he entered, padding barefoot across a floor striped in dusty light filtering through the drawn shades. Naneth was down for a nap with a migraine, which meant the house was quiet.

Eärendil waved his hand in acknowledgement from where he was in front of the TV, not looking over. Elros leaned until he could see the screen.

“Is that Moby Dick?”

It was, again. The Fifties version this time, looked like. Elros threw himself on the couch with his father to watch a while.

Later, as afternoon bled into an warm, orange evening, he found Elrond lounging on the wooden boat Adar had constructed for them as children to play on, which featured a steering wheel at which they had spent many hours pretending to man groundbreaking voyages into seas unknown, often coaxing Adar into playing their sea monsters as needed. Naneth preferred playing the kind of sea monster that didn’t have to run around or get hit with things (she made a better navigator, Elros had told her then, and been delighted when she brought out a book of real maps on which to plot their adventures). Elrond was sitting along the railing at the prow, one leg hanging over the deck.

Elros approached and leaned against the railing on the opposite side.

“Drink?” he asked, offering Elrond one of the open beer bottles in his hand. With the hand not holding Celebrian’s card, Elrond took the bottle and knocked back a sip. “So…” said Elros. “Still talking to Celebrian then.”

“Do not start,” Elrond said in a tone that made a grin break out across Elros’ face.

“Come on,” Elros chided, swinging his bottle with two fingers. “It’s not like it’s a secret that you’re into her. You haven’t even seen her since her family was out here.” Elrond glared impotently, but opted to have another drink rather than argue. “So are you going tell her, or what?”

Elrond shrugged noncommittally.

“This isn’t a good time,” he said. “Her grandmother died.”

“That was last year, dude,” said Elros. “It’s time for a new excuse.”

“She’s having health problems,” said Elrond. Elros sobered at once.

“Oh shit, really? Is she okay?”

“You know she has the…” Fumbling for the name, Elrond gestured with the beer.

“The autoimmune thing?” Elros supplied.

“Yes. It’s been flaring up lately,” said Elrond.

“How is she?”

“She’s alright,” said Elrond. “It’s stressful, but she’s…” He flushed faintly. “The eternal optimist. She’ll be okay. But I don’t want to bother her.”

“See, now I was thinking a love confession might cheer her up,” said Elros.

“Yes, nothing like turning down a friend to cheer you up,” said Elrond. Elros rolled his eyes.

“Don’t be such a downer. She’s going to say yes.” There was silence for a moment. “You want me to tell her?” Elros offered. “I’ll even do it over video call.”

“Absolutely not!” Elrond exclaimed, looking at Elros in alarm. Elros grinned again, but stayed relaxed, lest Elrond think he had any real intention of carrying that out against his wishes. Elrond placed his bottle on the deck and began turning the postcard over between his hands, looking out distantly into the neighbor’s yard. An early-bird cricket was sounding off in a nearby bush as the sky’s blue deepened with the descent into evening. Elros swung his beer bottle between his fingers and breathed the mellow summer air and listened to the neighbors scraping their grill clean. The world was quiet and he felt inside like a glassy pool of water, placid, undisturbed.

“Hey,” said Elros. “You want to go to the beach? I saw Naneth waxing the boards earlier.”

“Yeah?” Pulling himself from his considerations, Elrond looked at his twin.

“Yeah,” Elros said, lifting his bottle to take another drink and then lowering it immediately. “I’ll drive.” Elrond grinned and took another drink himself.

“Sure, let’s go,” he said, swinging himself off the railing. Inside, they made straight for the small room they had once shared and began to strip down.

“Are you two going to the beach?” Adar asked, poking his head in. “Naneth waxed the boards earlier.”

“Yeah, we’re going for a bit,” said Elros.

“Great!” Adar beamed. “Sweetheart!” he called down the hall. “We’re going to the beach!”

“Now wait a second—!” Elros gave up, as Adar was already out of earshot. “Damn, helping themselves right to an invitation,” he groused good-naturedly. Elrond just smiled and pulled on a rash guard.

“Oh!” They heard Naneth distantly from the front room. “I just waxed the boards!” Elros made a face of exaggerated shock to Elrond, who snickered.

With the speed of a family long on the coast, they shed their land skins for something more water appropriate and piled into the car, with only a brief disagreement about who was driving, which ended with Elros in the driver’s seat as planned, and Eärendil beside him, monopolizing the radio.

Elwing, in the back with Elrond, said, “I heard you got a postcard from Celebrian today.” Elrond groaned and looked out the window, making Naneth laugh quietly. “You don’t have to talk about it,” she said. She placed one cool hand over his. “I’m glad you’re keeping in touch,” she said. “There’s something more personal about physical notes. Isn’t that so, darling?”

“Absolutely!” said Adar enthusiastically. “I loved those letters with your handwriting, especially where it was smudged because you were writing too fast to let the ink dry!”

“Naneth, haven’t you heard? They’re just friends,” said Elros.

“And what were you doing skulking around the mailbox anyway?” Naneth asked.

“…waiting for the paints I ordered,” Elros admitted.

“And Elrond is the one being mocked?” Adar joked.

“Says the man with a ship-in-a-bottle collection!” Elros exclaimed with jaw-dropped indignation.

“Those are art,” said Adar, at which Naneth made a slightly pained expression.

“So are my figurines!” Elros insisted.

“Let’s not distract the driver, hm?” Naneth suggested before the debate on the artistry of Warhammer miniatures could get too involved.

They piled out of the car in a sandy parking lot as the sinking sun blew the sky into a riot of color, turning the ocean into a glittering expanse of fallen stars.

“Last one to the water drives home!” Adar announced when he was already halfway to the sand and Elros still getting his board off the roof.

“Cheating!” Elros shouted, taking off with a serious lack of care for where that board was swinging, in the opinions of Elrond and Elwing, who both jumped back out of the way. Adar’s head start proved insurmountable and Elros splashed into the water moments after him.

“Are you having a nice break, Elrond?” Naneth asked as she and Elrond beat a more sedate route to the water. Elrond watched Adar and Elros paddling out. Adar paused and turned to look back, as if to make sure Naneth was coming, and waved when he saw them. Naneth waved back and while Elros continued out into the deeper water, Adar waited for the other two to catch up.

“Yes,” Elrond said decisively. “It’s good to be home.”

#domaystic #domaystic 2022 #domaystic 2023 #elrond #elros #earendil #elwing #the silmarillion #tolkien tag #fanfiction #tolkien fanfiction #rocky writes

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himbo-showdown · 2 years ago

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Welcome to ROUND 1!

Without further ado, I present the round 1 bracket!

To save space, all characters are listed with their first name only. Look in the Read Below to see an exact list of each poll coming!

Polls 1-8 will be posted Thursday the 30th between 4pm and 6pm EST and remain live for three days! Best of luck to all the contenders!

Poll 1: Arataki Itto from Ghenshin Impact VS Flynn from Skylanders Poll 2: Soren from The Dragon Prince VS Soldier from TF2 Poll 3: Fukuo from Kiki's Delivery Service VS Sheriff Bronson Stone from Scooby-Doo: Mystery Incorporated Poll 4: Daniel Cain from Re-Animator VS Bokuto Kotaro from Haikyuu Poll 5: Indus Tarbella from Epithet Erased VS Milo from Pokemon Sword/Shield Poll 6: Cole from Lego Ninjago VS Din Djarin from The Mandolorian Poll 7: Prince Edward from Enchanted VS Josh Chan from Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Poll 8: Knuckles from Sonic Boom VS Alexios from Assassin’s Creed: Odyssey Poll 9: Sun Wukong from RWBY VS Harry DuBois from Disco Elysium Poll 10: Magnus Burnsides from The Adventure Zone VS Kronk from The Emperor's New Groove Poll 11: Beowulf from Skullgirls VS Kaito Momota from Danganronpa V3 Poll 12: Joseph Jostar from JoJo's Bizarre Adventure VS Dick Gumshoe from Phoenix Wright: Ace Attourney Poll 13: Peter B. Parker from Into the Spiderverse VS Will Powers from Phoenix Wright: Ace Attourney Poll 14: Boucheron from Fire Emblem Engage VS Bolin from The Legend of Korra Poll 15: Raphael Kirsten from Fire Emblem Three Houses/Hopes VS Steve Harrington from Stranger Things Poll 16: Metroman from Megamind VS Gillis Soco from Smile For Me Poll 17: Launchpad McQuack from Ducktales VS Kevin from Ghostbusters (2016) Poll 18: Phoenix Wright from Phoenix Wright: Ace Attourney VS John Marston from Red dead redemption 1&2 Poll 19: Arthur Morgan from Red dead redemption 2 VS Fred from Scooby-Doo Poll 20: Grog Strongjaw from Legends of Vox Machina VS Clone JFK from Clone High Poll 21: Rodney from Total Drama VS Professor Birch from Pokemon Ruby/Sapphire Poll 22: Ash Williams from Evil Dead VS Mario from The Super Mario Bros. Series Poll 23: Brett Hand from Inside Job VS Scott Howl from Monster Prom Poll 24: Clark Kent from DC Comics VS Jason Mendoza from The Good Place Poll 25: Andy Dwyer from Parks and Rec VS Galo Thymos from Promare Poll 26: Beelzebub from Obey Me VS Finn the Human from Adventure Time Poll 27: Gonta Gokihara from Danganronpa V3 VS Andolin Kholin from The Stormlight Archive Poll 28: Thor from the MCU VS Hunk from Voltron: Legendary Defender Poll 29: George from George of the Jungle VS Alex from Stardew Valley Poll 30: Mark the Engineer from In Space with Markiplier VS Murray from the Sly Cooper Series Poll 31: Buzz Lightyear from Toy Story VS He-Man from He-Man and the Masters of the Universe Poll 32: Raphael Hamato from Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles VS Farkas from Skyrim

Good luck to all!

#announcement #bracket #round 1 #not a poll

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squallsong-survival · 1 year ago

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so. my buddy Pax bullied me into joining this site to promote my services? I don’t really get it but he insisted this would help “get a broader customer base” or whatever. name’s Squall, and I hunt pokémon. why you should come to me rather than some of the other chumps in the business is simple: I’m strong and they ain’t. I can use burst hearts, after all

I know most folks don’t know shit about bursting, so here’s a quick primer. you are a flimsy little human. all around you are big fuckin’ monsters that breathe fire and eat dreams and shit. bursting is how you can borrow that power. if you have a special crystal called a burst heart, you can use it to become half human, half whatever beast is in that heart, all kickass. but burst is super taxing, so you can’t just be some weak nobody. the transformation can seriously fuck you up if you stay in it for too long, and you gotta train your normal body to withstand the change or your first burst WILL straight-up kill you

so when I tell ya I’ve been bursting for decades and can successfully hunt with it, know that means I know my shit. my main hearts are Toxtricity and Kommo-o, and I’ve got a few more I’m still cultivating (they evolve just the same as any other monster and I’m not gambling a Tsareena hunt on holding my own with my Fuecoco heart. that’s a death sentence). shipping is handled by Pax and their buncha Tranquill. it’s faster than the average Pelipper service, but does have a lower max weight per bird, so keep that in mind

oh yeah and I like music. making and listening. Pax said I should share that to be more approachable, because and I quote “hon you even sound like somebody shat in your bed over text.” dick.

anyway yeah. send me your requests. I always have a good stockpile of clean bones, plus some other easy-to-keep shit, and my Zigzagoon heart gives me a decent nose to track with. if it’s in the area I’ll find it. contact info and rules below

OOC STUFF!

Oops, my self control slipped lmao

This blog is inspired in part by @zekrom-sword, and is also borrowing the concept of Burst from the Pokémon REBURST manga (see that link for a Bulbapedia page). Like Kama’s blog, this one is set in a world with much more dangerous Pokémon, and will be dealing with more serious topics such as Pokémon death, which will be tagged as “cw [trigger]” as needed. Please don’t hesitate to ask for things to be tagged! Blue text on this blog is ooc talk, and will also be marked off in {{curly brackets}} if not under a cut. I’m not gonna outright forbid adult topics on this blog, but keep it tasteful, and if I find out you’re a minor participating in those discussions you will be blocked

Squall (he/him) is somewhere in his mid-to-late 30s, and has been hunting for nearly 2 decades. He’s not especially tech savvy, and kind of abrasive, but he’s doing his best to survive in a world with deadly monsters. The intent is that he’s largely just an asshole that sometimes disregards others’ feelings. That said, he does not understand eebydeebies and is pretty hostile to them. Please tell me if I overstep with you, because I don’t wanna create a hostile roleplaying environment

Pax (he/they) is roughly 30. He raises Pidoves for his own delivery service, and sometimes as food, but they don’t engage in any hunting of their own. I won’t be making them their own blog, but he might chime in on this one on rare occasions. That text will be pink.

Squall’s roster of burst hearts is as follows: Toxtricity, Kommo-o, Fuecoco, Galarian Zigzagoon. Yes, he does have a musical motif lmao

My main blog is @tlblitz, and I also run @tlblitzle, @zenith-exploration-guild, and @delta-holonfoil

#pkmn irl #intro post

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thelastpresidentprincejosephius · 5 months ago

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-College is DEMOCRACY

- Aph-letic

-Director & Produce isnt Amature

Fraternity: Pasific

ks104

Merv Griffin/ Dick Clarke / Paul Harvey/ Rod Serling/ Lorne Greene/

Film Companies United States of Americian

-Merchant Ivory

-Lighthouse Film Studio

-20th Century Studios

-Focus Features

-AMC

-Blue Line Cinema

-Castle Rock Entertainment

- The Samuel Goldwyn Company

-SYFY

-Haunted Summer

-James Bond: You Only Live Twice

Pizza Hut

Taco Bell

T.G.I.Friday

Wendy's

-Earth Girls are Easy: Smashing Pumpkins

-Journey to the West

-The Grandmaster

Zach Parise, Sidney Crosby

Kate Moss sister of Brandon Moss

Parker Poseiy sister of Buster Posiey

Daria sister of Jake Lang

Eric Clapton

Michael Bolton

kenny loggins married brenda k starr

William Shakespeare Isaac Bashevis Singer

and wife Lauren Bacall

Some Kind of Wonderful (2 daughters) Bridget Fonda, Lea Thompson

Sister Molley Ringwalnd & Murray Gell-Mann

Christopher Reeves, Robert Palmer, Melissa Benoist

-#1 Were

Wear

Where the Boys are

-#2)A Separate Peace

-#3)Flirt

-#4) Tower Inferno

-#5) Starship Trooper & Super Trooper

-Elvira Mistress of the Night

-Kiss of the Damned

-The Monsters

-House Party series

Mary Shelley,

Queen Margot

Percy Byshe Shelley,

A Royal Affair

Lord Byron,

Barry Lyndon

Alexandre Dumas,

Iron Mask

Voltaire

Cantorbury Ghost

Emelia Brontë married Dwight Eisenhower

family and the president after George Washington (2 Sons) Thomas Jefferson Emelia had son with Paul Andrew (Dad) Zachary Taylor (Son)

Charlotte Brontë,

Sound of Thunder

Jane Austen,

Hammer of God

George Eliot

married

Robert Frost

An Ideal Husband 43

The Browning Version

Jack London

Sea Wolves

Robert A. Heinlein

Franz Kafka Washington brother of George Washington

-Event Horizon Series

-Time and Stars

-Sabeina

-Kiki Delivery Services

-Perfect Blue

-Chinese Christmas Ghost Story

-Seven

-The House of Mirth

-Gosford Park

-Emma

-Mansfield Park

-A Room with a View

-Worlds Collide

-Kafka film

-Fight Club

-Donnie Darko

Stephen King

-Christine

-Sleepwalker

-The Shining

-A Return to Salem's Lot

-inkheart

-Near Dark

-The Rocketeer

it wasn't Soap it IS Tara Reids family

-Mom Tara Reid of the tv show Chears,

-Dad Bob Uecker,

(4Sons)Daniel Bakula, Tom Everett, Zach Braff, Cary Elwes,

(1 Daughter)Diane Lane

Patty Duke Mother writer of Ted & Grace his mother Grace Allen

Ted Turner Four Sons

Harry Connick Jr.

2 Albums

-That Would Be Me

Chet Baker

Dizzy Gillespie

Hal Hartley

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biznichwrites · 5 years ago

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Masterlist

Updated - now organized by character chronologically, newest to oldest.

There are tags for smut/fluff/comfort/angst and AUs.

There are 222 posts as of 5/22/2021.

Giyuu:

No ship:

Realistic Dad Giyuu HCs, no ship

Dad Sabito HCs, Fluff, no ship

Giyuu and Sabito having memes explained to them, no ship

Dad Giyuu's child coming out , Comfort, no ship

Giyuu with a son, Fluff, no ship

Dad Giyuu HCs, Fluff, no ship

Giyuu with a daughter, no ship

Tiny Demon Giyuu HCs, Demon AU, no ship

Giyuu with awkward child 2, no ship

Giyuu with awkward child 1, no ship

Teacher Giyuu HCs, no ship

Giyuu stalked by a pug 2, no ship

Single Dad Giyuu with daughter 2, no ship

Ghost Sabito messing with Giyuu, no ship

Pizza delivery boy Giyuu, no ship

Giyuu meeting demon Sabito on his first mission, no ship

Single Dad Giyuu with daughter 1, Fluff, no ship

Giyuu as an older brother figure to Nezuko, Fluff, Comfort, no ship

Giyuu stalked by a pug 1, no ship

Modern Giyuu reacting to twerking, no ship, Modern AU

SFW:

Baby Boy, Giyuu x reader, Fluff

Hoping for a baby, Giyuu x reader, Fluff

Kitty AU HCs, Giyuu x reader, Kitty AU

Hanahaki, Giyuu x reader, Angst

Homecoming, Giyuu x reader, Fluff

Nonidentical twins introduce SO to parents, Giyuu x reader, Sabito x reader

Posessive Giyuu hiding picture of his SO, Giyuu x reader

Cow Giyuu's "mess" SO cleans up, Giyuu x reader, Cow AU, Slightly NSFW

Giyuu keeping lewd pictures of his SO, Giyuu x reader, Slightly NSFW

Demon!SabiGiyuu aftercare, Giyuu x reader, Sabito x reader, Demon AU, Slightly NSFW

Realistic Giyuu relationship HCs, Giyuu x reader

Giyuu in a (supposedly) one sided love affair, Giyuu x reader, Angst

Finding out Reader is an exotic dancer 2, Giyuu x reader, Sabito x reader, Slightly NSFW, Modern AU

Giyuu with a chubby SO 2, Giyuu x reader, Fluff, Comfort

Giyuu with an SO with a small chest, Giyuu x reader, Fluff, Comfort

Giyuu finding out his SO can't have children, Giyuu x reader, Fluff, Comfort

SO taking injury in Giyuu's place, Giyuu x reader, Fluff

Necromancer Yandere Reader, Giyuu x reader, TW

Giyuu's GF with SH scars, Giyuu x reader, Fluff, Comfort, TW

Giyuu's SO that has experienced SA, Giyuu x reader, Fluff, Comfort, TW

Giyuu developing Stockholm Syndrome with Yandere SO, Giyuu x reader, TW

Giyuu with a Yandere secret admirer, Giyuu x reader, TW

Birthday cake for Giyuu, Giyuu x reader, Fluff

Hurt Giyuu Week Day 3: Demon AU, Giyuu x reader, Angst, Demon AU

Hurt Giyuu Week Day 1: Break up, Giyuu x reader, Angst

SabiGiyuu x reader ABO HCs, Giyuu x reader, Sabito x reader, Fluff

Demon Sabito and reader x human Giyuu, Giyuu x reader, Sabito x reader, Fluff, Demon AU

Sabito being born as Giyuu's son, Giyuu x reader, not focused on shipping

Accidental meeting between Giyuu and reader, Giyuu x reader, Fluff

Giyuu teaching SO swordsmanship, Giyuu x reader

SabiGiyuu with reader that has nightmares, Giyuu x reader, Sabito x reader, Fluff, Comfort

Giyuu with goofy SO, Giyuu x reader, Fluff

Giyuu attempting to flirt, Giyuu x reader

Watching the rain with Giyuu, Giyuu x reader, Fluff

SabiGiyuu with blind SO, Giyuu x reader, Sabito x reader, Fluff

Giyuu with a chubby SO 1, Giyuu x reader, Comfort

GF criticized for poly relationship with Sabito and Giyuu, human and demon AU, Giyuu x reader, Sabito x reader, Fluff, Demon AU

Giyuu with a plain SO, Giyuu x reader, Fluff, Comfort

Giyuu with SO dressed a witch, Giyuu x reader, Slightly NSFW

Vampire Giyuu HCs, Giyuu x reader

Giyuu's SO breaks up with him, Giyuu x reader, Angst

Giyuu with pregnant SO, Giyuu x reader, Fluff

SO has nonidentical twins with Sabito and Giyuu, Giyuu x reader, Sabito x reader, Fluff

Virgin sugar daddy Giyuu, Giyuu x reader, Sugar Daddy AU

Giyuu with cuddly SO, Giyuu x reader, Fluff

Kindergarten AU HCs 3, Giyuu x reader, Fluff, Modern AU

Sabito and Giyuu meeting crush later in life, Giyuu x reader, Sabito x reader

Train arc with Giyuu, Giyuu x reader, Angst

Giyuu realizing he has a crush, Giyuu x reader, Fluff

SO injured protecting Giyuu, Giyuu x reader, Angst

First mission with Giyuu, Giyuu x reader

Demon Giyuu with fluffy ears, Giyuu x reader, Fluff, Demon AU

Holloween party where Giyuu mistakes twin for SO, Giyuu x reader

Giyuu with a badass SO, Giyuu x reader

Sugar Daddy Giyuu HCs, Giyuu x reader, Sugar Daddy AU

Giyuu with a crush that teases him, Giyuu x reader, Slightly NSFW

Poly with Sabito and Giyuu, Giyuu x reader, Sabito x reader, Fluff

Musician SO with Giyuu, Giyuu x reader

Giyuu injured protecting SO, Giyuu x reader, Angst

Domestic demon Giyuu HCs, Giyuu x reader, Fluff, Demon AU

Demon Giyuu protecting SO while sparring, Giyuu x reader, Demon AU

Demon SO protecting the pillars, Giyuu x reader, Demon AU

Giyuu with a strong SO, Giyuu x reader

Demon SO turned human and lost memories, Giyuu x reader, Demon AU

Demon SO flirted with by other pillars, Giyuu x reader, Demon AU

Fem SO teasing Giyuu, Giyuu x reader

SO in a car wreck, Giyuu x reader

Overprotective demon Giyuu, Giyuu x reader, Demon AU

Giyuu slow to warm up to his SO, Giyuu x reader, Fluff

SO's clothes torn in battle, Giyuu x reader, Slightly NSFW

Short SO 2, Giyuu x reader

Pillar SO defending Giyuu, Giyuu x reader

Demon SO HCs 2, Giyuu x reader, Demon AU

Love tiangle with Giyuu, SO, and Kyo, Giyuu x reader, Kyojuro x Reader

Bad ass SO, Giyuu x reader

Demon Giyuu meeting a non slayer reader, Giyuu x reader, Demon AU

Giyuu's SO hit by a car, Giyuu x reader, Angst

Demon Giyuu meeting SO in modern times, Giyuu x reader, Demon AU, Modern AU

Demon Giyuu's SO is pregnant, Giyuu x reader, Fluff, Demon AU

SO with mood swings, Giyuu x reader, Fluff

Yandere Giyuu, Giyuu x reader

Shy Giyuu cruching on popular reader, Giyuu x reader

Clingly Demon Giyuu HCs, Giyuu x reader, Demon AU

Kindergarten AU HCs 2, Giyuu x reader, Fluff, Modern AU

Dying pillar SO, Giyuu x reader, Angst

Insecure SO, Giyuu x reader, Fluff, Comfort

Short SO 1, Giyuu x reader, Fluff

Taking care of sick Giyuu, Giyuu x reader, Fluff, Comfort

Giyuu does make up, Giyuu x reader, (this did not age well, forgive me)

Demon SO HCs 1, Giyuu x reader, Demon AU

Kindergarten AU HCs 1, Giyuu x reader, Fluff, Modern AU

SO wearing his haori, Giyuu x reader

Pervert SO 2, Giyuu x reader, Slightly NSFW

Starting a family, Giyuu x reader, Fluff

Demon Giyuu HCs 2, Giyuu x reader, Demon AU

Pervert SO 1, Giyuu x reader, Slightly NSFW

Finding out Reader is an exotic dancer 1, Giyuu x reader, Slightly NSFW, Modern AU

Demon Giyuu HCs 1, Giyuu x reader, Demon AU

NSFW:

Giyuu Kinktober 2020, Day 23: Sabito edition, Exhibition (reader & Sabito), Voyeurism (Giyuu), Daddy Kink, Cream Pie, Oral, Cum Eating, Sloppy Seconds, Giyuu x reader, Sabito x reader, Smut, Comfort, Kinktober

Giyuu Kinktober 2020, Day 22: Crying, Aftercare, low key sub drop/mood drop, large reader, Giyuu x reader, Smut, Kinktober

Giyuu Kinktober 2020, Day 21: Biting, Brat Reader, Spanking, Thigh Fucking, Giyuu x reader, Smut, Kinktober

Giyuu Kinktober 2020, Day 20: Cockwarming, Giyuu x reader, Smut, Kinktober

Giyuu Kinktober 2020, Day 19: Mutual Masturbation, Praise, Gentleness, Giyuu x reader, Smut, Fluff, Kinktober

Giyuu Kinktober 2020, Day 18: Toys, Restrained/Tied Up, Overstimulation, Begging,Dom Giyuu, Giyuu x reader, Smut, Kinktober

Giyuu Kinktober 2020, Day 17: Breeding, Size Difference, Giyuu x reader, Smut, Demon AU, Kinktober

Giyuu Kinktober 2020, Day 16: Maid/Servant, Power Imbalance, Giyuu x reader, Smut, Kinktober

Giyuu Kinktober 2020, Day 15: Fisting, Begging, Giyuu x reader, Smut, Kinktober

Giyuu Kinktober 2020, Day 14: Lactation, Praise, Giyuu x reader, Smut, Kinktober

Giyuu Kinktober 2020, Day 13: A/B/O, Scent, Knotting, Giyuu x reader, Smut, Kinktober

Giyuu Kinktober 2020, Day 12: Pet Play, Collaring, Giyuu x reader, Smut, Kinktober

Giyuu Kinktober 2020, Day 11: Lingerie, Giyuu x reader, Smut, Kinktober

Giyuu Kinktober 2020, Day 10: Monster/Demon, Cum Marking, Bukakke, Giyuu x reader, Smut, Demon AU, Kinktober

Giyuu Kinktober 2020, Day 9: Ass Worship, Bath/Shower, Giyuu x reader, Smut, Kinktober

Giyuu Kinktober 2020, Day 8: Medical Play, Nipple Play, Giyuu x reader, Smut, Kinktober

Giyuu Kinktober 2020, Day 7: Make Up Sex, Giyuu x reader, Smut, Comfort, Kinktober

Giyuu Kinktober 2020, Day 6: Tentacles, Aphrodisiacs, Squirting, Threeway, Giyuu x reader, Sabito x reader, Smut, Mer AU, Kinktober

Giyuu Kinktober 2020, Day 5: Sleepy/Somnophilia, Giyuu x reader, Smut, Kinktober

Giyuu Kinktober 2020, Day 4: Anal, Training, Daddy kink, a hint of voyerism/exhibitionism and threesome, Giyuu x reader, Sabito x reader, Smut, Kinktober

Giyuu Kinktober 2020, Day 3: Power Bottom/Service Top, Spanking, Giyuu x reader, Smut, Kinktober

Giyuu Kinktober 2020, Day 2: Masturbation, Giyuu x reader, Smut, Kinktober

Giyuu Kinktober 2020, Day 1: Cock Worship, Praise, Giyuu x reader, Smut, Kinktober

Squirting for the first time, Giyuu x reader, Smut

A Dream Come True, Giyuu x reader, Smut, Comfort, Angst

Cow Giyuu in heat, Giyuu x reader, Smut, Cow AU

SO is nervous to receive oral, Giyuu x reader, Smut, Comfort

Overstimulation, Giyuu x reader, Smut

Cow Giyuu touching himself, Giyuu x reader, Smut, Cow AU

Cow Giyuu hearing his SO masturbate in another room, Giyuu x reader, Smut, Cow AU

Cow Giyuu masturbating, Giyuu x reader, Smut, Cow AU

Cow Giyuu smut blurb + cute ending, Giyuu x reader, Smut, Fluff, Cow AU

Giyuu dick HCs, Giyuu x reader, Smut

Giyuu woken up by BJ, Giyuu x reader, Smut

Sabito sharing his GF with Giyuu, Giyuu x reader, Sabito x reader, Smut, very long

Hurt Giyuu Week Day 2: Cheating, Giyuu x reader, Sabito x reader, Smut, Angst

Human Giyuu and SO dealing with Demon Sabito in heat, Giyuu x reader, Sabito x reader, Smut, Demon AU

SabiGiyuu x reader ABO, reader in heat, Giyuu x reader, Sabito x reader, Smut

NSFW Alphabet - Cow AU, Giyuu x reader, Sabito x reader, Smut, Cow AU

Complete and Udder Smut, Cow AU, Giyuu x reader, all in a single post now

NSFW Alphabet - no AU, Giyuu x reader, Smut

Anal (performed on reader) HCs with Giyuu, Giyuu x reader, Smut

On a mission with Giyuu, Giyuu x reader, Smut

Kinktober: Nursing kink (Demon Giyuu), Giyuu x reader, Smut, Demon AU, Kinktober

Kinktober: Cockwarming, Giyuu x reader, Smut, Kinktober

Kinktober: Size kink with Demon Giyuu, Giyuu x reader, Smut, Demon AU, Kinktober

Kinktober: Thigh and tit jobs, Giyuu x reader, Sabito x reader, Smut, Kinktober

Kinktober: Somnophilia, Giyuu x reader, Smut, Kinktober

Kinktober: Biting, blood (Demon Giyuu), Giyuu x reader, Smut, Demon AU, Kinktober

Kinktober: ANR (Demon Giyuu), Giyuu x reader, Smut, Demon AU, Kinktober

Kinktober: Nursing kink (Demon Giyuu), Giyuu x reader, Smut, Demon AU, Kinktober

Kinktober: MILFs, Giyuu x reader, Smut, Kinktober

Kinktober: Pregnant sex, Giyuu x reader, Smut, Kinktober

Kinktober: Only wearing Giyuu's haori, Giyuu x reader, Smut, Kinktober

Kinktober: Breeding with demon Sabito and Giyuu, Giyuu x reader, Sabito x reader, Smut, Demon AU, Kinktober

Giyuu Kinktober 14: Exhibitionism & Voyeurism, Giyuu x reader, Smut, Kinktober

Giyuu Kinktober 13: Threesome & Cunnilingus, Giyuu x reader, Sabito x reader, Smut, Demon AU, Kinktober

Kinktober 12: ABO, Degradation, Collaring, Cock Warming, Giyuu x reader, Smut, Kinktober

Kinktober 11: formal wear & glory hole, Giyuu x reader, Smut, Kinktober

Demon Giyuu with a hair kink, Giyuu x reader, Smut, Demon AU, Kinktober

Giyuu Kinktober 10: Toys, Giyuu x reader, Smut, Sugar Daddy AU, Kinktober

Kinktober: Pet play, Giyuu x reader, Sabito x reader, Smut, Kinktober

Kinktober: Shibari, Giyuu x reader, Smut, Kinktober

Giyuu Kinktober 9: Daddy kink & public sex, Giyuu x reader, Smut, Kinktober

Kinktober: Breeding, Giyuu x reader, Smut, Kinktober

Giyuu Kinktober 8: Gags/Gagging, Giyuu x reader, Smut, Kinktober

Giyuu Kinktober 7: Bloodplay, Giyuu x reader, Smut, Demon AU, TW, Kinktober

Giyuu Kinktober 6: Pet Play, Giyuu x reader, Smut, Kinktober

Giyuu Kinktober 5: Monster/Demon, Giyuu x reader, Smut, Demon AU, Kinktober

Giyuu Kinktober 4: Mirrors and orgasm delay, Giyuu x reader, Smut, Kinktober

Giyuu Kinktober 3: Tentacles, Giyuu x reader, Smut, Demon AU, Kinktober

Kinktober: Jelous HS Giyuu, Giyuu x reader, Smut, Kinktober

Giyuu Kinktober 2: Sleepy Sex & Underwear, Giyuu x reader, Smut, Kinktober

Kinktober: Dirty Talk, Giyuu x reader, Smut, Kinktober

Kinktober: Demon Sabito and Giyuu in heat, Giyuu x reader, Sabito x reader, Smut, Demon AU, Kinktober

Kinktober: Male SO, Giyuu x reader, Smut, Kinktober

Kinktober: Breeding season with Demon Giyuu, Giyuu x reader, Smut, Demon AU, Kinktober

Kinktober:Threeway with Sabito and Giyuu, Giyuu x reader, Sabito x reader, Smut, Kinktober

Kinktober: Getting caught, Giyuu x reader, Smut, Kinktober

Kinktober: Omega Giyuu and Alpha SO, Giyuu x reader, Smut, ABO, Kinktober

Kinktober: Overstimulation, Giyuu x reader, Smut, Kinktober

Giyuu Kinktober 1: Handjobs, Giyuu x reader, Smut, Kinktober

Kinktober: Horny demon Giyuu, Giyuu x reader, Smut, Demon AU, Kinktober

Kinktober: Demon Giyuu letting his SO top, Giyuu x reader, Smut, Demon AU, Kinktober

Dom Giyuu HCs, Giyuu x reader, Smut

Demon Giyuu in heat, Giyuu x reader, Smut, Demon AU

Giyuu NSFW HCs 2, Giyuu x reader, Smut

Thicc switch SO that teases Giyuu, Giyuu x reader, Smut

SO has a biting kink, Giyuu x reader, Smut

Demon SO going into heat, Giyuu x reader, Smut, Demon AU

Demon Giyuu on a leash (but make it smut), Giyuu x reader, Smut, Demon AU

Demon Giyuu reacting to SO menstruating, Giyuu x reader, Smut, Demon AU

Demon Giyuu eating it like grocceries, Giyuu x reader, Smut, Demon AU

Bottom Giyuu, Giyuu x reader, Smut

Demon Giyuu NSFW HCs, Giyuu x reader, Smut, Demon AU

Giyuu NSFW HCs 2, Giyuu x reader, Smut

Making a baby with Giyuu, Giyuu x reader, Smut

First time HCs, Giyuu x reader, Smut

Giyuu NSFW HCs 1, Giyuu x reader, Smut

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