#Stained towels
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Neil was on full 100% Mayhem Mode tonight wtf
#I've got a boyfriend anyway fuck off.#Big shar balls#WOOF#bloodless#m: nobigneil#Yes mother#Stained towels#c: bow'ee#Asra#s: twitch#astarion bg3#keep it neil#astarion#baldurs gate 3#astarion ancunin#astarion baldurs gate#bg3#no big neil#astarion voice actor#nobigneil#jaheira#neil newbon#Can you tell I don't edit#Compilation
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Tim looking in the mirror after his sixth shower post JJ fronting. He's gotten the green out of his hair but his face will be stained for days.
I've seen some people draw Joker Junior with the smile scars but since those are only a thing for the Joker in the live action (I think) I've decided to just give him lipstick stains from one of his JJ fits.
Every time he becomes JJ again, JJ sprays Tim's hair bright green and paints his face with both lipstick and lip stain just in case he gets wet and his smile starts to smear. Tim is very unamused with this every time he comes back to the front.
Each time the spray is a new brand that's harder to get out and the stain stays for even longer and it's just infinity annoying.
#that towel is specifically his JJ towel#the only thing he uses it for is showers after a JJ fit#because if he stained any more towels Alfred would shoot him#joker junior#joker jr#tim drake#my art#did system tim drake#fan art
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you can kill someone with a mandoline's blade wtf, i accidentally cut my finger and the kitchen became a murder scene in under 1 second
#rena.txt#not that i didn't know they aren't SHARP SHARP but jesus. there's blood everywhere akdkakdkskd#zuchinis with mint oil vinegar and blood anyone? @vampires? ://#the clown show didn't stop bc i went to the bathroom and the disinfectant was expired since 2023. you'd think i didn't use it. well haha#the towel is stained with so much blood i'm a freak and i found it kind of beautiful sorry.#me if being fascinated by blood was a crime idk smth smth prison#*they are. or whatever idk i hate this language fr
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Is Error in one of the Teams Or is he a loney guy?
And what does everyone fears/likes the most?
Killer: i like Nightmare (platonically) and i fucking hate paintbrushes Cross: oh, i fear cows and like tacos and chocolate. the only thing i like more than these two things was beating the shit out of Ink. it was funny and worth the scars Dust: abandonment Dust: … Dust: … Dust: i like…d Dust: …when Cross beat the shit out of Ink
(Horror likes making nests out of blankets/pillows and fears not having a steady food source. Currently taking a well-deserved nap.)
#killer sans#cross sans#dust sans#bandages#wounds#mentions of violence#food#Killer trying to cover his soul after having a panic attack over a wooden spoon that he momentarily mistook for a paintbrush#Dust had to think for a while about things he liked#the 'bone hurting juice' tshirt is one of the funnier gags i've made imo#Dust is making ground beef and ramen because they're easy to make btw#also they're probably gonna run out of paper towels to clean up the eye goop at some point#you don't want that stuff on regular towels and other fabrics it will stain#permanently#ok everyone in the gang is hating on Ink but i swear this isn't a blog where we bash Ink#he just happens to be on the opposite teams side and be very morally grey and fairly violent#queue#error sans#i almost forgot to put the overgrown toddler on the post specifically asking about him HELP#also yeah Error is lonely
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RIP Henry masterson, you would have loved Doom scrolling muckbangs on tik tok at 3am
#transformers#tfa#transformers animated#tfa henry masterson#henry masterson#tfa headmaster#headmaster#the little shit stain henry masterson#just kidding he is my favorite wet towel
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"I don't get it. The box said it was supposed to be pumpkin autumn sunset!"
"Why did you try to dye your hair orange anyway?"
"Because it looks so damn good on you, thought it might look good on me, too."
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Mickey's so into redheads, he thought he'd try the colour out on himself! And anyone who says it's pink, gets his ass handed to him.
Don't worry though, he embraces it in the end and starts wearing this outfit to match his hair. "It's a new trend," he says. "I actually love pink. Always have done." But don't you dare tell him he's rocking the pink. He'll still beat your ass.
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Art by the wonderful @deathclassic
For commissions go here!
#pink#it's the new orange#I soooo loved seeing this get made over time and I FINALLY get to share it with the world! thank you so much Molly! YOU'RE AMAZING!#shameless#gallavich#mickey milkovich#ian gallagher#molly#art#commission#hair dye gone wrong#the DETAILS in this are incredible!#the foggy mirror! the stains in the towel! Ian laughing in the background! their expressions! I love it so much
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Washed my black&white hoodie with a green towel 🤡 and now I have a black&green hoodie
bye bye my association with danny phantom
#if I had known about unsurpassed staining properties of this towel I would have washed one t-shirt witch was going to make greener with it#btw there was a red towel in the washing machine and it miraculously did not participate in the coloring process#thinking aloud
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ok while finding out i was bleeding all over the goddamn place earlier by wiping my hands on a white towel and smearing blood all over them was Fucking Annoying, i can't lie, bloodstained white towel kinda goes off. dried blood is a nice color
#red rambles#you know how it is. you cut yourself without looking and then your body is like 'well we dont need to feel that' and you dont notice it#for the next forty minutes while you keep aggravating the cut so it refuses to close (i am assuming a lot on the timeframe cuz i still only#have hunches as to where the cut actually CAME from) and then when you notice it its like oh ok time to hurt terribly now#and it STILL hurts because i didn't notice it enough to not keep banging it against shit so its bruised up too#oh well! at least now i have a pretty stain on my towel.#its not like a nice towel or anything. its got other stains. i got it from the garbage
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Putting beet in your parrots chop just brings shit stains to a whole new level
#the vet has us making minor diet adjustments#since both birds are still sliiiightly holding on to some far#so instead of topping up pellets if they’re hungry in the evening#they get another dose of veg#typically the veggie poop mixes with the pellets so the beet ain’t that bad#but bc they aren’t getting pellet alongside it#it’s straight beet shits#newt has permanently stained a blanket#and now I live in fear sprinting him to a paper towel every 15 minutes#holding on to some fat*
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dean literally buys the fluffiest towels and the softest sheets and the plushiest rugs and the coziest throw blankets. let him have nice comfy things
#LITTLE AMENITIES OKAY#LET HIM HAVE NICE SOFT THINGS#literally years of scratchy motel towels and stained sheets#idk im thinking about it#dean winchester#dean breakdown<3
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another day another adventure looking for food
#g postin#fancy goldfish#my tank wins the award for most water stains on the glass#i ought to bring a towel down there LISTEN
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Clean sheetsssss. Great decision meeee. switched out my light blue duvet cover n pastle yellow sheet (<- it was an emergency hold over for last linen mauling inicident. and yes. you guess it. also mauled.) FOR. DARK blue cover, bright red sheet. AND NEW addition. protective towel. no not how u think. its to yeah. protect from the mauling. its in stripes of pink.
#some shit#NICE. LUXERIOUS. COOL.#think perhaps i may vaccum next week. and etc. what other sesory space delights can we do.#now ofc it is still sleep OVER covers but UNDER. weighted blanket weather#so there is also my dark blue hair dying towel (bleach stained) over the cover.#REALLY determined to not maul any sheets for a bit#also have the topsyer turve sheet strat for no foot tangling in the opening of the cover
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It's really nice having a free housekeeping service thru my Medicaid but ever since my regular housekeeper that I had for a year (now friend) got promoted in March it's like every other person I've had fuckin hates disabled people
#there was one perso who would drive by my house to clock in (your location has to show that you're at the client's house) and leave#found out when i called and was like hey why has no one been showing up and the office was like it shows shes been clocking in there what??#apparently i wasn't the only one and she got fired#and then we had a woman who treated my shift like it was her break time#i mean she would sit at our table and eat a full meal and talk on the phone as loud as possible instead of cleaning#she'd clean for 20 minutes usually just dishes then spend the rest of the time eating or playing on her phone or on a phone call#she would put away WET TOWELS i mean they were more than just 'damp'#and once left a full unflushed shit in our toilet with shit stains on the toilet seat#i remember once she sat outside in our front yard on a phone call and when i went out there to ask what was going on#she was just like ''im on the phone'' and ignored me#i asked for her not to come back several times and they sent her 2 or 3 more times#and then i got a new lady who just straight up lies to my face#i give her a list of what i need done for the day and she will only do the dishes#then sit at our table and be like ''oh i got everything else done I'm just waiting on laundry''#and then I'd look to see that actually nothing else was done at all counters dirty floors dirty LAUNDRY NOT DONE#i confronted her last time#i was like ''hey I've asked for the bathroom to get done the past few times now and it hasn't been''#and she was like ''yes I did clean it'' so i wiped my hand across the sink and showed her the dust and grime stuck to my fingers#and then didn't clean it again that day. and said sat at the table saying she was waiting on laundry. and no laundry was done#and said she swept the living room which absolutely was not swept#bc I'd get out the vacuum and she'd be like ''oh i can just use the broom'' (on the carpet??)#I'd get the bathroom cleaning supplies out and she'd just put them away#and i dont mean that im being super picky about wanting things cleaned prefectly#or thaf she's ''not doing it right''#she's literally not doing it at all#i told my friend/ex housekeeper about this and she told me that every other person who's had her also asked for her not to come back#oop she's here. it's gonna be her last time i called the office and set it in stone this morning that she wont be coming back#.bdo
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My grandfather used my fancy cotton towel to soak up coke on the floor
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I’ve been growing my hair out for 3 years and I’m getting it dyed tomorrow! I’m so hype to be cool again!!
💁♀️
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,,,,, protip if you're gonna cut, fucking get gauze or bandages or something, especially if you're gonna go deep. seems like shit you would do, and yet. here I am. sitting here with the stupidest, most makeshift compress known to man.
#bleeding like a pig#but at least i got deep :>#now I have to smuggle home a blood stained towel >_>#roach's killer#roach rambles
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