#bloodless

[bunnidarling]

“Love is that condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own.” – Robert A. Heinlein

Thank you for the lovely art @LaFrenchbrioche ✨

[killherfreakout]

I wanna be impossible.

Samia Bovine Excision — dir. Sarah Ritter

[preciouslittle-bhaalbabe]

Villain Astarion....I have cooked too hard with this I fear he's so fucking hot

ALSO HE LOOKS AT THE CAMERA HELP?????

[morganali-art]

Had a blood test this morning ✌️😴

[setzeri]

"What are they going to do with all that BLOOD?"

Parody of Worthikids' animation. I've been wanting to try drawing the style and the mention of Miriam and blood is a funny coincidence.

[theslowmaxx]

👅🩸

[yslandfrog]

Pov astarion just drained you to death

[rhiannon-shadowsinger]

I’m bloodless, he’s happy 💜🩸

[narttart]

Just one bite ...

[starburnedsiren]

it’s a beautiful party and it’s not mine to ruin… DON’T DO IT. DON’T DO IT. DON’T DO IT. DON’T DO IT.

[thatcerealkiller]

I was just wondering when you'd invite me back for a bite.

Astarion & Tav art by @vanshoundd that I commissioned, alt on twitter 🩸🩸🩸

[killherfreakout]

Diet Dr. Pepper, Raymond Carver Sittin' in the bathtub while they're knockin'

[boghermit]

[sweethellsbellsalt]

“You sweet, generous thing.”

I just love drawing snuggling. It’s my happy place. x

[iwascoolerinmiddleschool]

I was casually looking for a discreet tshirt with the “bloodless” condition…just so…you know…people would recognize me at a glance for the vampire simp that I am, but I couldn’t find it

So I made the design

(my motherboard fried so I can’t play and I have a lot of free time, so I handpainted the border to look like a cool videogame UI, even if the original one is actually simpler than this, I needed the distraction)

Edit: I am terrible at self promotion, I never added a link to the shop where I sell the design xD

[mouldering-casket]

If Amulet of Silvanus was a magical labradorite pendant. Aftercare Amulet heh heh heh heh