#Stacy Eden

[boshawsharky]

The thought of Sharky contemplating joining the cult but being put off by shitty potato salad is so funny to me

[loserreinawriter]

Open Far Cry 5 x reader requests!!

Hi!! (New to this app so please excuse any mistakes) But I���ve been writing for years and want to take on some Far Cry 5 X reader ideas, even with a quieter fandom. Could be any human adult character, just send a prompt and request and I’ll happily oblige :D

Note: Reader will always be assumed to be the deputy unless requested to be otherwise, and will be written as gender neutral if not explicitly requested as otherwise.

[redreart]

In my headcanon if John/Staci get together John is not violent anymore, fight me 🥺

[the-silver-chronicles]

Memes of Far Cry The Inquisitor's Chime without much context

Poor Joseph, can't bring about an apocalypse that would kill who knows how many people.

In their defence your honour, Silva gaslighted them into it while Danny kind of encouraged it.

This is why you shouldn't be the wolf that everyone knows eats the sheep, kids.

Wow, who could have predicted, that having a reputation in a community as a "good, helpful Samaritan" with previous documentation of a "minor criminal record" as well as "evidence of reflection on behaviour and attitudes" while making "inspiring efforts to turn a new leaf" would come in handy?

The domino effect that happens when you switch one psychopath killing a child with another.

BONUS PREVIEW MEME OF ASSASSIN!SILVA'S AU:

[ladyoriza]

To be fair it doesn't really matter in any way that Fauna and Ethan aren't Staci's biokids because he's still going to be a better dad to them than Joseph is.

[romanceclub-confessionss]

Not a confession, I don't know how people know who writes each story. Am I dumb? I don't see it at the end credit scenes. I genuinely have no idea who writes what unless I see it on Tumblr.

hi anon !

here's a detailed guide of who writes what, provided by mod lizzie !

Tepish - Sails in the Fog, Love From Outer Space, Love, Sin & Evil.

Jester - Moonborn, Legend of the Willow, Psi, The Thunderstorms Saga.

Natalia - My Hollywood Story, Sins of London.

Ursa - Queen in 30 Days, Chasing You, The Flower from Tiamat's Fire, Chasing You 2.

Alice - Shadows of Saintfour, Heaven's Secret, Arcanum, Heaven's Secret 2, And The Haze Will Take Us.

Alexandra - Wave Patrol, Path of the Valkyrie until Anna took over.

Yim - Hell and High Water.

Anastasia - Seduced by the Rhythm, On Thin Ice, Garden of Eden.

Veronica - Dracula: a Love Story.

Anna - Rage of the Titans, Path of the Valkyrie.

Marina - Sophie's Ten Wishes.

Dmitry - Gladiator Chronicles.

Wincy - Heart of Trespia, Soulless.

Remy - Kali: Call of Darkness, first season of Kali: Flame of Samsara, Song of the Crimson Nile.

Stacy - co-wrote Love, Sin & Evil, Kali: Flame of Samsara season 2 & 3.

Arina - Theodora, W Time Catcher.

D.A. Thorne - First half of The One Volume 1.

Faye - The One Volume 1, The One Volume 2.

Langley - Vying for Versailles, 7 Brothers.

Amy - The Desert Rose, Shakespeare's Code.

Jack - Elite Tag, The Parallel Universes Bureau.

Elena - Astrea's Broken Heart.

Aleksandra/Sasha - Heaven's Secret: Requiem.

[paradlselost]

i am so glad im finding another person who writes for far cry :)) if possible, can we see a jacob seed x gn!deputy who replaces pratt as his prisoner? it ends with jacob being their one and only, (even if its dubcon)

WIND — UP TOY

jacob seed x gn!deputy

⎨ 𝐀𝐍 ⎬ ty for being my first submission ! jacob and his region lowkey scare the shit out of me lmao 🙏 kinda a little fucked up but I mean it’s jacob seed . also sorry this took so long ); smut below the cut

no use of y/n , reader is referred to as ‘ deputy ’ . gender specific nicknames are replaced by ‘ pup ’ . not beta - read

⎨ 𝐂𝐖 ⎬ blasphemy , deputy is treated like a dog , implied forced cannibalism , implied death of a minor character , brainwashing , jacobs his own warning isn’t he ? smut : dub - con , degrading , oral ( m receiving ) , soft - ish sex , penetration , dacryphillia , one - sided orgasm .

It always crept up on him when he least expected it; when things began to have a sense of normalcy. His days a haze and his nights clouded with gunfire and explosions, dreams marred with blood and the guts of former comrades and men who died far too young. For what?

What is the American dream when the world is going to end anyways? What are the soldiers overseas fighting for when the rivers will soon flow with blood and the ground tarred with ash?

His hand runs over his face; rubbing tired eyes. Demons of his past prey on him while he sleeps, turning him weak. Two to three hours is good enough for him, leaves him rested enough for his eyes to focus on the maps in front of him.

Being the leader of the army of Eden’s Gate wasn’t an easy job, though he held it with pride - a cardinal sin - but Joseph would forgive him as long as the prophecies his little brother had bouncing around his head came true. Jacob didn’t know if he believed in anything, really, it was hard to imagine God was with the soldiers that clutched cross pendants behind HESCO barriers.

But where he might’ve drifted from the true meaning of the cause further and further, where he might’ve argued the existence of a higher power with Joseph; one thing grounded him to his purpose and place in the cult. The Deputy.

Joseph’s ramblings were insane to the layman and gospel to the believer - but it seemed right now they were damn prophetic. Everything he said the Deputy would do; they did, and left bodies in their wake. Sometimes, he would watch whatever the cameras picked up of them on his screens, how they traversed the Whitetails with an almost practiced knowledge.

Sometimes, he felt like the eighteen year old new enlistee again when he watched them. The blood, the gunfire. Jacob Seed was a tough man, righteous and brave, but he would look down at them in their cage and feel the fire on his skin from the ranch he burned all those years ago.

He hated the feeling, wanting to drive his pocket knife into his chest and carve out every semblance of memory he had. But then his music box would rewind, and he would hear the sweet sound of the Platters crooning through the wood and metal and maybe, just maybe, things would be okay for him.

So he watched the way the Deputy writhe behind those thick steel bars against the cold soil, not afforded the luxuries even the most depraved prisoners received. Weak and idiotic for attempting to save their friend; but a mind that could be molded with the right tune.

Staci Pratt was a good pet; Pavlovian in nature and willing to do anything for the oldest Seed brother, so maybe that’s why Jacob began to grow bored of the man. Maybe that’s why he entertained the cracks beginning to show in the conditioning, how Pratt’s eyes softened at the sight of their co-worker being taunted by the Herald and yet knowing there wasn’t anything he could do about it.

An escape plan, of course he knew about it, he had eyes and ears everywhere and could always tell when one of his dogs stepped out of line. A perfectly timed truck, the siren going off to alert that a prisoner had escaped, catching Pratt as he allowed the Deputy to leave without him. It was almost sweet, but moreover vomit-inducing, like a lamb.

Sheep are creatures controlled by their own nature, that’s why dogs have to herd them back into formation - like a general in charge of new recruits. Intolerables are discharged, lambs are taken to the slaughterhouse. Nature, the circle of life, the bad meat is thrown out for the poor and needy to pick through.

“Eat. You wouldn’t want to fall sick, would you?”

A tin was placed in front of the Deputy, they had been through this before. Starved for however many days Jacob deemed necessary - usually ten - before they are given nothing but raw meat to eat. Never did they think they would yearn for the peanuts and beer served at the Spread Eagle, but there was no position to argue about what they were being given here.

Some fell over the side as greedy hands shoveled clump after clump into their mouth, covering it in a pitiful yet successful attempt to keep it down. Never did they ask what kind of meat it was, choosing to instead assume it was from one of the many cow farms in the valley.

“You’re hungry, aren’t ya, pup? You’re lucky, that’s a nice cut of meat.” A grin played on his face as he leaned against the metal bars, fingers grazing over his music box. There wouldn’t be any culling today, no, he had a much better idea in mind.

“Where’s Pratt?”

“Not even a thank you for my generosity, aren’t you fierce?”

“Where is he?”

“Peaches’s little act of rebellion earned him a punishment, I mean; that’s only fair. In a war like this you can’t go sympathizing with the devil, no matter how well you knew them before.”

It’s not an answer, but there’s an unspoken understanding that that is the closest thing the Deputy will get to knowing. A huff falling from their lips, ever the ungrateful dog; but their bowl is licked clean and what more can Jacob ask for?

A soft tsk fell from his lips, cold and condescending because how could he be anything but? Did the thing below him deserve care and kindness? Maybe at some point when they were strong, when their mind was still their own, but now they were nothing but a lamb being fattened for the slaughter.

His fingers grasped their chin, forcing eye contact and no doubt leaving marks that would form bruises. How much had they been through? Chest slashed with the markings from Jacobs little brother and mind already foggy from the bliss that grew in the Henbane; but there was a certain pride he took in being the one to break them.

How much time had passed? Had anyone come looking for them? Jacob had often taunted them, used the fact that they were immobile against the conditioning he had given them to contact anyone. The rebellion would fall without their snake, maybe it already had, how would the Deputy know?

It wasn’t their place to think anymore, to simply let the oldest Herald put a leash around their neck and sit beside like a good dog. Their mind wasn’t their own, now it belonged to him and they had no room to complain.

“Look at’chu, open your mouth.” But he didn’t wait for them to comply, instead he bullied his fingers against their tongue, exploring over their gums and teeth. They could bite him, certainly, but they didn’t - wouldn’t.

Who was Jacob Seed but their owner? He had saved them from themselves, from the blood and the gore and the fire that threatened to burn the world to nothing but ashes. Joseph had greeted them in their new form, John had shown up to pout, but their eyes only ever stayed on the eldest.

“Such a good pup, ‘ did a wonderful job training you, huh?” He asked as if they could answer, as if they weren’t preoccupied by the fingers that traced their mouth like he was mapping them out.

A hum passed from his lips as he removed his fingers, instead moving to undo the buckle on his belt. Even in this state, the Deputy wasn’t stupid and could very clearly tell what was coming next. So, to hopefully avoid any wrath from him, moved to help undo his pants.

Leaning back in his chair and observing as they removed his pants, fingers trailing over the growing bulge in his boxers. Jacob was a stoic man, never did the Deputy know if they were really doing good, but he didn’t scold them so there was no stopping.

Hands smoothed out the black fabric a bit nervously, playing with the hem for a moment before a soft grunt from the Herald alerted them. Knowingly, their fingers hooked underneath the waistband and pulled it away from his freckled skin, letting it pool at his ankles along with his pants.

Wrapping around the base of his still hardening cock, their eyes fluttered up to meet his gray ones. A silent beg, a plea that they were doing alright and there would be no punishment later. All they got in return was a small nod; though there was no love or care behind it. More like a drill sergeant instructing a particularly moldable soldier.

Gentle, unsure licks placed against his tip, hand working against the base; fingers brushing against veins that worked overtime to pump blood to his dick. Jacob Seed was not one for taking his sweet time, his fingers tangled in their hair as he pushed their head down on his aching cock.

A soft gag fell from their lips, hands moving from him to settle on his toned thighs. A heavy breath leaving their nose as they tried their hardest to relax, nuzzling against his untamed ginger hair. He relished in the warmth of their throat, the tightness eliciting a groan as he pushed his hips up.

Their gagging was the sweetest sound he had ever heard, the soft whimpers and tears that emitted from the Deputy as they tried their hardest to just breathe through their nose. He loved the power he held over them, how those pretty tears fell for him.

“Cmon pup, look up at me.”

Fighting between lifting their head to meet his gaze and keeping their mouth wrapped around his cock, the Deputy managed to tilt their head up enough to see him. His smirk widened, cock throbbing against their throat as he watched the tears continue to fall from them.

Another few thrusts to the back of their throat before he groaned, pulling their head off his dick with a small ‘pop’. A trail of saliva still connected their lips, pre-cum mixed in with it. He couldn’t help the laugh that emitted from him at the sight of their swollen lips and heavy breathing.

“Poor thing. Don’t cry, I take care of you, don’t I?”

The Deputy couldn’t do anything but nod, and maybe it was a bit true. Jacob did care for them in his own sick and twisted way. In the back of their mind they wondered if this was how he treated Pratt behind close doors; more like a prized trophy than a lover.

His hands grabbed at their hips, pulling them onto his lap. The small barrier of whatever clothes they had been wearing on their lower half before was quickly removed, giving him access to everything he wanted.

Burying their face into the crook of his neck and wrapping arms around the back of him, the Herald lifted their hips once more to guide himself inside their needy hole before pushing them down onto him. Stretching, pain emanating from the sudden intrusion, he could feel the tears that fell from them and landed against his skin.

He cooed, a grin still wide on his face. His hands still settled on their hips, guiding them up and down on his cock. Gentle movements at first that quickly devolved to an almost feral extent. His pre-cum marred the inside of their hole, creating wet and sticky sounds everytime he fucked in and out of them.

It felt like a dam was about to break by the time Jacob decided he was finished. Loud sobs wracked their body as they cuddled closer to him, so close yet so far. His hips continued to move for a moment; stuttering and shifting a bit before he released inside of them, filling them with his cum.

The Deputy finally leaned back after a moment, tears still flowing from their now red eyes, sniffling - but they still attempted to move their hips over him. To get any kind of release as the Herald caught his breath. Needily grinding against his lap, hands clutching his shirt in a pitiful attempt that only made him laugh more.

“Oh, look at’chu. Pup needs to get off too, huh? Don’t worry, I told you I’ll take care of you.”

[peggiepratt]

Reaper (3231 words) by honeychains Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Far Cry 5 Pairing: Staci Pratt/Jacob Seed Rating: Mature

“You don’t get lonely in that big ol’ double wide?” Jacob’s words come out casual, the Southern accent laid on real thick, but they hook into Pratt’s gut like an accusation, like Jacob is trying to pull something out of him that he’s not prepared to show. Jacob circles around his front bumper, bypassing the physical barrier and pushing back into Pratt's space. Staci’s discomfort is immediate, raw. Jacob can sense it, his smirk widening as he twists the hook deeper. “Makes no damn sense why you can’t find a nice girl to keep you company.”   Or: Eden's Gate claims to be a harmless club for motorcycle enthusiasts, but Staci's alarms bells have been going off long before the phonelines at the station. He's had enough run in's with the club's "enforcer" to know their world is more insulated and sinister than anyone wants to believe. Unfortunately for Pratt, what you don't know can hurt you. Or: Jacob pulls Staci's card.

Thank you God, @gunpowdernlead, and Lucky Strikes for getting me thru this!!!!!! I finally finished something!!!!!

[h0nkytonkangels]

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[pande-monty-um]

There's a part of me that believes that Staci kind of did the impossible.

He managed to twist Jacob's teachings to serve his own needs and turned it around on them. I think he also proved that Jacob's conditioning was seriously flawed.

Jacob claims the prisoners are "recruits". Those who survive will eventually join the "herd". But the Faithful need to be certain that the converted ones will not turn on them or else there'll be too much in fighting and decent amongst them.

Even the Whitetail militia said that Jacob's conditioning was flawless and those who fell into Jacob's clutches could never be trusted again. Even we as the viewers falls for it.

I think Jacob's whole "Judas" speech kind of touches on that as well. He needs to show Staci off as a "betrayer" someone who joined up and was loyal but broke away from them, because if you looked at it any other way then the whole thing begins to unravel. Staci sowed the seeds of doubt throughout Jacob's compound. I bet people were asking "if someone so closely watched by Jacob was able to slip through the cracks then how many others in our midst are just waiting for their opportunity to strike?"

Jacob loved flaunting his control over Pratt, not only to the MC but to the other Faithful. It's like he was saying "look how well trained I can make 'them' (the non believers). He's at my beck and call and no one else would be able to accomplish this level of obedience but me". He wanted to show his Followers that he had the ultimate control of them. I dont think the idea of Staci using Jacob's teachings for his own gain and benefit as an individual wouldn't have crossed Jacob's mind at all. He saw Pratt as nothing more then a tool. A pawn on his little chess board. He was so secure in his belief that his conditioning was perfect.

It must have also been humiliating to Jacob.

To be seen as a Herald, an ultimate Soldier, in complete control of the "recruits" only to find this fatal flaw in his system.

Jacob needed to work fast to shut those thoughts down but also show Staci's actions off as inconsequential. Jacob was angry but waved Staci off. He basically said to the world "you're not worth my time and shouldn't be worth anyone else's" and left him to starve to death. Jacob's actions showed to, not just the Whitetails, but also the Peggies that Staci's actions were not enough for Jacob bloodying his own hands for (if that makes sense).

From what I've seen of others opinions and comments of Pratt on other platforms, alot if the far cry community also fell for Jacob's manipulation of the situation. They saw Staci the way Jacob wanted them to see him and dubbed him weak. I've read so many comments about people saying exactly that. Just parroting Jacob's words. But we all know what Jacob did to the ones that didn't submit. We saw them crucified on posts along the road, we saw burning piles of bodies in camps. Anyone who wasn't submissive or useful to Jacob was simply tossed aside.

It's actually really interesting for me to see because it just shows how deeply Jacob gets into the viewers mind.

I'm not saying Staci didn't fall for everything and wasn't affected by the conditioning, he definitely was and was changed for it but he also had an interesting way of coping with the trauma he went through and turning it around to make it fit his goals.

"They made me strong but now they are weak" it's all there for us to see but we're too busy being conditioned to think how Jacob wants us to think. "1, 2 ,3. 1,2,3,1,2,3 and then BAM. He's in your mind!"

Tldr/ In a way Staci shook the very foundation of the Eden's Gate community with his actions and Jacob's whole "what is the worst thing you could be" speech is just damage control.

I'd love to hear others thoughts and opinions on this as well!

[somepersonyan]

Jacob: "Cull the flowers ‧₊˚❀༉‧₊˚."

Staci: "okay grandpa let's get you to Eden"

[battyaboutbooksreviews]

🌈 Queer Books Out December 2023 🌈

🌈 Good afternoon, my bookish bats! Struggling to keep up with all the amazing queer books coming out this month? Here are a FEW of the stunning, diverse queer books you can add to your TBR before the year is over. Remember to #readqueerallyear! Happy reading!

❤️ Caught in a Bad Fauxmance by Elle Gonzalez Rose 🧡 Heartstopper #5 by Alice Oseman 💛 This Cursed Light by Emily Thiede 💚 All The Hidden Paths by Foz Meadows 💙 Vampires of Eden: Book One by Karla Nikole 💜 Not My Type by Joe Satoria ❤️ Storm in Her Heart by KC Luck 🧡 Eternal Embrace by Luna Lawson 💛 A River of Golden Bones by A.K. Mulford 💙 Tomb of Heart and Shadow by Cara N. Delaney 💜 Through the Embers Volume 2 by Adriana Sargent 🌈 Lucero by Maya Motayne

❤️ The Poison Paradox by Hadley Field & Felix Green 🧡 Second Chances in New Port Stephen: A Novel by TJ Alexander 💛 Matrimonial Merriment by Nicky James 💚 Under the Christmas Tree by Jacqueline Ramsden 💙 Every Beat of Her Heart by KC Richardson 💜 The Memories of Marlie Rose by Morgan Lee Miller ❤️ Playing with Matches by Georgia Beers 🧡 Always Only You by Chloe Liese 💛 Fire in the Sky by Radclyffe and Julie Cannon 💙 Nuclear Sunrise by Jo Carthage 💜 The Naked Dancer by Emme C. Taylor 🌈 Resurrections by Ada Hoffmann

❤️ Destiny’s Women by Morgan Elliott 🧡 Framed by Kate Merrill 💛 The Spoil of Beasts by Gregory Ashe 💚 Catered All the Way by Annabeth Albert 💙 A Cynic’s Christmas Conundrum by L.M. Bennett 💜 Yours for the Taking by Gabrielle Korn ❤️ One Swipe Away by Nicole Higginbotham-Hogue 🧡 The Gentlemen’s Club by A.V. Shener 💛 A Death at the Dionysus Club by Melissa Scott and Amy Griswold 💙 Secrets of the Soul by Holly Oliver 💜 Like They Do in the Movies by Nan Campbell 🌈 Limelight by Gun Brooke

❤️ Heart First by S.B. Barnes 🧡 Grave Consequences by Sandra Barret 💛 Haunted by Myth by Barbara Ann Wright 💚 Invisible by Anna Larner 💙 The Murders at Sugar Mill Farm by Ronica Black 💜 Coasting and Crashing by Ana Hartnett ❤️ Fairest by K.S. Trenten 🧡 A City of Abundant Opportunity by Howard Leonard 💛 The Dark Side of MIdnight by Erin Wade 💙 Mending Bones by Merlina Garance 💜 Transform by Connal Braginsky & Sean Ian O’Meidhir 🌈 The Apple Diary by Gerri Hill

❤️ TruLove by Nicole Pyland 🧡 Structural Support by Sloan Spencer 💛 Whiskey War by Stacy Lynn Miller 💚 Overkill by Lou Wilham 💙 Heart of Outcasts by Nicole Silver 💜 In the Shadow of Victory by J. E. Leak ❤️ Just Like Her by Fiona Zedde 🧡 Gingerbread: Claus For Christmas by Miski Harris 💛 Lies are Forever by C. Jean Downer 💙 The Boys in the Club by M.T. Pope 💜 Lasting Light (Metal & Magic) by Michelle Frost 🌈 Tell No Tales by Edie Montreux

❤️ Radio Silence by Alice Oseman 🧡 Even Though We're Adults Vol. 7 by Takako Shimura 💛 The Accidental Bite by Michelle St. Wolf 💚 Mated to the Demons by Taylor Schafer 💙 Someday Away by Sara Elisabeth 💜 Gatherdawn Luminia Duet Volume 1 by Lee Colgin ❤️ Curse of Dawn by Richard Amos 🧡 Healing the Twin by Nora Phoenix 💛 Ride Me by KD Ellis 💙 How to Bang a Vampire by Joe Satoria 💜 Cthulhu for Christmas by Meghan Maslow 🌈 Prestige by Toni Reeb

❤️ Don't Look Down by Jessica Ann 🧡 Winter and the Wolves by Chris Storm and Kinkaid Knight 💛 Hat Trick by Ajay Daniel 💚 Starborn Husbands: Return to the Pleiades by S. Legend 💙 Dead Serious Case #4 Professor Prometheus Plume by Vawn Cassidy 💜 Practice for Toby by Amy Bellows ❤️ The Siren's Song by Crista Crown 🧡 Hers to Hunt K.J. Devoir

[maddie-grove]

Most Common Problems Faced by My Childhood Dolls (Grouped by Type of Doll)

Baby/Companion Dolls: life-threatening diseases; bullying by other dolls at school; my dubious discipline style; my divorce from my imaginary husband Jake.

Groovy Girls: bullying by other Groovy Girls; life-altering gymnastics accidents; feet too unwieldy for go-go boots.

Barbies: false witchcraft accusations; real witches; tuberculosis; kidnapping; the time Ken and his brother Adam started a polygamous cult; bullying by other Barbies (whether in a normal high school or a beauty pageant or a cult); basically anything bad that happened to female movie stars in Hollywood under the studio system; the challenges of raising a million Chrissies and Kellies and Stacies and Skippers and similarly sized off-brand child dolls with little help from Ken or Adam; sibling rivalry (including an East of Eden-style mess between Ken and Adam).

Dollhouse Families: my friend Emily C. (I was Emily S.) stealing the mom doll from my old Fisher-Price family, leaving John (the dad) a widower, so when I got a new family a few years later, I decided that John should marry Patricia, the mom of the new family, which made it necessary for me to interpret Robbie (almost certainly meant to be a dad doll) as Patricia's teenage son, which was obviously very emotionally confusing for Robbie and exacerbated the usual tensions of a newly blended family.

Clothespin Dolls: Nancy, Alice, and Lily, the three charming clothespin dolls made by my genuinely talented great-aunt Beth in the 1960s or 1970s, were grown-up sisters who had a complicated dynamic (both Nancy and Lily had serious psychological and/or substance abuse issues, so Alice had to take care of them and Nancy's children and her own children) and also experienced nineteenth-century-literature-style problems, like diphtheria and ice-skating accidents and bear attacks. The clothespin dolls that I created myself as a tween/young teen were not as well-made, but their problems were generally limited to normal high school bullshit (not even the kind where you get poisoned or kidnapped!).

Miscellaneous Medium-Sized Figurines (mostly fast food toys of Disney characters and mini-Barbies): various passive-aggressive rivalries between groups (mini-Barbies vs. movie/TV characters, Disney vs. non-Disney, movie vs. TV, protagonist vs. non-protagonist, etc.); a lack of eligible bachelors (leading to unwise marriages, such as Belle from Beauty and the Beast marrying a temperamental Space Jam monster); ennui.

Playmobils: the Playmobils had a nearly utopian society, relatively free from poverty and class snobbery, and generally this diverse group of Union soldiers, stuffy Victorians, pirates, outlaws, royalty, horse girls, milkmaids, and fairies were able to work out their differences peacefully. However, all that progressive modernity had a dark side, most clearly illustrated by the Kafkaesque ordeal of Oliver, a boy who was imprisoned for no discernable reason by an evil psychiatrist and his social worker girlfriend despite the desperate efforts of his mother to free him. Intense wartime romances and infectious disease outbreaks were also common themes.

Fisher-Price Great Adventure Action Figures: these rather hideous but very fun toys (consisting of an anachronistic mix of knights, pirates, cowboys, and Robin Hood's Merry Men) belonged to my seven-years-younger brother, so we would play with them a lot while I was looking after him. Naturally there was a lot of military conflict and criminal activity built into our play (will Robin Hood and his friends be able to steal the treasure from the castle? Will the golden knights or the black knights win the big battle? Who will stop the stagecoach robberies?), but, to entertain myself, I would introduce storylines such as "the Golden Sword Knight is tired of being bullied by the other knights, so he runs away and goes to live in the forest with Robin Hood's gang, where he falls in love with a female outlaw" and "Little John starts a AC/DC-style rock band with two of the black knights and everyone hates it."

Fisher-Price Little People: easily the most provincial of the doll groups, the Fisher-Price Little People struggled with extreme class/wealth inequality, widespread adultery, child abuse, teen homelessness, practically non-existent resources for the disabled, sexual repression, a character known only as "The Pervert," and a killer clown. Every day they went to school and work, and every night they tried to find someone to hook up with and maybe got kidnapped. I only wish my brother and I had been in possession of the motel playset. Think of all the extramarital affairs and drug deals that could have happened there!

Polly Pockets: the Polly Pocket community was dominated by two wealthy factions, a nouveau riche pair of brothers with a beach party house and the royal family. Due to a severe job and housing shortage, plus the local men's habit of not acknowledging their natural children, ordinary Polly Pockets had to struggle and scrape. Compared with the Barbies, there was a lot of solidarity among women (and also Josh, the one working-class boy Polly Pocket). Many of the Polly Pockets were very fragile, including the alcoholic Cowgirl Becky and the agoraphobic piano player Penny.

Paper Dolls: intense status jockeying over who had the most/best clothes, mainly. They also fought about friendships and (if there were any of them) boys, but it ultimately came down to clothes.

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OC Smash or Pass | tags under the cut

Rules: pretty self explanatory. include physical descriptions or pics, and propaganda. the “other” label can be used for “sexuality misalignment” (ie: oc is femme and you’re gay, vice versa or you aren’t into smashing but a specific thing you wanna do with them like perhaps hug or study them under a microscope idc).

Name: Eloise "Lou" Morello Height: 5'9" Age: 30 Occupation: Eden's Gate member Sexuality: Bisexual

Pros & Cons in no particular order (and somewhat subjective which is which really) — Direct as hell, witty and just as opinionated, less open about her own feelings — Is known to hunt people for fun or go into stabby mode when crossed (even fellow cult members don't feel safe around her) — Considered somewhat the "black sheep" of the cult, though her success rate at bringing sinners in has kept her in Jacob's good graces — Plays the piano — Smokes and has broken her fair share of Eden's Gate's rules (what Joseph doesn't know might actually kill him if he finds out) — Collects little trophies trinkets anytime she has to do supply runs or capture people, and likes to come up with stories how each object was important to its owner — Commitment issues thanks to her complicated family life (she'd deny it but she's very afraid of losing any more people and doesn't believe she deserves love) — Loves to be in charge, stubborn and often pushes herself to her limits — Not fully indoctrinated when it comes to Joseph's ideas, but believes she has no other options and clings to the memories EG holds of her family — Feels at home in the woods, moves with utmost confidence in the dark and has a wolf as loyal companion (pupper chose her despite her protests and refuses to leave her side ever since) — Has conflicted views on religion and believes in Jacob's mission, aka would absolutely drag you to St. Francis if he asks — Survivalist (a given, with her role in Jacob's region) — High tolerance for pain and lower for people — Archery as her favorite coping mechanism

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@icecutioner @cloudofbutterflies92 and anyone that would like to do the tag <3

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Romance Club authors' social media accounts

Russians

Alexander. D (Jester) Author of Moonborn, Legend of the Willow, PSI, and The Thunderstorm Saga (VK): http://vk. com/id577630490

Alexander. Tepish Author of Sails in the fog, Love from outer space, and Love,sin, & evil vol. 1 (TG): https://t.me/AtepishTG

Alexandra. K (Sasha), Author of Heaven's Secret: Requiem (TG): https://t. me/alexandra_rc

Alexandra. R (Remy), Author of Kali: call of darkness, Song of The Crimson Nile, and Kali: Flame of Samsara (TG and IG): https://t. me/remirc and instagram. com/alerogute

Stacy, Author of Kali: Flame of Samsara season 2 and onwards, co-author of Love, Sin, & Evil (TG); https://t.me/stacysbizarreblog

Alice, Author of Shadows of Saintfour, Heaven's secret, Arcanum, Heaven's secret 2, and And the Haze Will Take Us (TG and IG): https://t.me/aliccachtg and instagram.com/aliccach

Anastasia, Author of Seduced By the Rhythm, On thin ice, and Garden of Eden (TG and IG): https://t.me/nancymeyson and instagram.com/nancymeyson

Arina, Author of Theodora and W: Time catcher (TG and IG): https://t.me/arinawriter and instagram. com/arinawrites

Veronica, Author of Dracula: A Love Story (IG):instagram.com/veronicaoteia

Dmitry, Author of Gladiator Chronicles (TGand VK): https://t.me/telegagladiatorov and http://vk.com/dmitrygc

Elena, Author of Astrea's broken heart (TG): https://t.me/elena_k_rc

Ursula (Ursa), Author of Queen in 30 days, Chasing You, The Flower from Tiamat's Fire, and Chasing You 2 (TG): https://t. me/ursas_whiskers

Natalya, Author of My Hollywood Story andSins of London (VK): https://vk.com/id13641845

Amy. G, Author of The Desert Rose and Shakespeare's Code (TG): https://t. me/amyscloud

Non-Russian Authors

Wincy, Author of Heart of Trespia and Soulless (VK and IG): https://vk.com/wincyw and instagram.com/wincy. author

Jack. K, Author of Elite TAG and The Parallel Universe Bureau Vol. 1 (Reddit): https: //www.reddit.com/user/JackK_RC/

Yim, Author of Hell and High Water: https: //www.creaturista.com,mastodon.art/@Yim

Langley, Author of Vying for Versailles and 7 Brothers (Bsky and X): langleyhyde.bsky.social and x.com/langleyhyde

Faye. G, Author of The one vol. 1 and The one vol. 2 (IG and Tumblr): instagram.com/manicpixelwench and tumblr.com/manicpixelwench

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A few of Far Cry 5’s characters’ former names (according to the files)

Did you know that some characters used to have different names? Here’s what I found:

Adelaide Drubman - Penny Johnson (I’m not sure; it’s unclear)

Casey Fixman - Casey Seagal or Casey Storm

Chad Wolanski - Chad Gardetto

Faith Seed - Selena Seed

George Wilson - George Beel

Guy Marvel - Guy Martel (headcanon: it’s still his name but he thought Marvel was a cooler name for a movie director)

Hurk Drubman Senior - Wayne Senior

Joseph Seed - Daniel Seed

Merle Briggs - Merle Clinton

Wilhelmina Mable - Wilhelmina Maybelline

Tammy Barnes - Tammy Palmer (was she supposed to be Eli’s wife? Maybe!)

Tracey Lader - Traci West

Virgil Minkler - Virgil Knutsen

Wendell Redler - Wendell Darrah

Xander Flynn - Bob Johnson (again, like for Adelaide, not sure)

Also, I’ve said this before but Deputy Pratt’s first name is actually Stacy and not Staci. In the files, it’s only not spelled Stacy once, in the end credits... which is also, unfortunately, the only time players had a chance to see it written.

According to the files, Larry Parker’s first name is Laurence, the man we meet near Arcade machines is Morris Aubrey, and the fisherman is Coyote Nelson… but his description in the unreleased in-game encyclopedia also implies he died, so that might be inaccurate.

Below are the names of other Hope County residents (and where they live(d) and/or work(ed)) found in the deleted in-game encyclopedia:

Daniel Holmes — Holmes Residence

Doug and Debbie Hadler — Gardenview Orchards, Ciderworks, and Packing Facility

Rae-Rae Bouthillier — Rae-Rae's Pumpkin Farm

Niesha Howard — Howard Cabin

Emmet Reaves (in the late 1800s) — Copperhead Rail Yard & Prosperity

Will Boyd (from Far Cry: Absolution; his full name is William) — Boyd Residence

Les Doverspike — Doverspike Compound

Mike and Deb Harris — Harris Residence

Wolfgang Dodd — Dodd’s Dumps

Colin Dodd (Nadine Abercrombie’s grandfather) — Dodd Residence

Joe Roberts — Roberts Cabin

Dr. Kim Patterson — Hope County Clinic

Bobby Budell (in 1946) — Flatiron Stockyards

Doug Fillmore — Fillmore Residence

Orville Fall (found gold in 1865) — Catamount Mines

Mike and Chandra Dunagan — Sunrise Farm

The Redler family (Wendell’s) — Red’s Farm Supply

Andrew and Frances Woodson — Woodson Pig Farm

Don Sawyer — Sawyer Residence

Kay Wheeler — Kay-Nine Kennels

Jules Adams (and an unnamed husband) — Adams Ranch

Jerry Miller (and his family) — Miller Residence

Rick Elliot (his full name is Richard according to a message left by Eli) — Elliot Residence

Jay Loresca — Loresca Residence

"Lonely Frank" — Frank’s Cabin

Dicky Dansky — Dansky Cabin

Roy Tanami — Tanami Residence

Mr. Vasquez — Vasquez Residence

Mr. McDevitt — Misty River Gas

Darby McCoy — McCoy Cabin

Dr. Phil Barlow — Barlow Residence

Travis McClean (and his husband Brent) — McClean Residence

Jasmine Chan — Chan Residence

Jerrod Wilson (in the 1800s) — Throne of Mercy Church

Frankie Sinclair — Sinclair Residence

Lydia (in 1912) — Lydia’s Cave

Dwight Feeney (the chemist who worked with Eden’s Gate and dies in the mission “Sins of the Father”) — Feeney Residence

Lorna Rawlings — Lorna’s Truck Stop

Edward O'Hara — O’Hara’s Haunted House

Kanti Jones — Jones Residence

Coyote Nelson — Nelson Residence

Holly Pepper (and her girlfriend Charlie) — Pepper Residence

Nolan Pettis — Nolan’s Fly Shop

Bob and Penny Johnson — Johnson Residence

Melvin Adams Abercrombie — Abercrombie Residence

Steve McCallough — McCallough’s Garage

Dr. Rachel Jessop (who, and I’ll keep saying this every time I can, was never Faith and always another, entirely different person) — Jessop Conservatory

Dwight Seeley — Seeley’s Cabin