#Specifically in an avalanche!

[cadaver-moss]

Meet the most doomed man alive I mean Enojadita’s older brother Javier

I know I kinda made him kind of… plain, especially in comparison to Lisa and Enojadita, but I felt like adding too much would sort of ruin him. I was somewhat proven right about this when I gave him a darker nose bridge, so I fixed that and here he is :3

And also I think it works great with Lisa as well. I absolutely fucking LOVE that trope when there’s that gorgeous lady and next to her is literally Just Some Guy™.

Fun facts about the guy:

- He LOVES making friends with old or older people! He’s even friends with Padre :3

- Javier hates strawberries. He says they make his teeth hurt

- He was the one who came up with the idea to get matching tattoos with his sister in honor of Arturo’s death

- Idk if or how BROCKHAMPTON would exist in this universe, but Javier is their #1 fan forever. His favorite song is SWEET

[barkovsasha]

COL @ MIN 01/09/25 natejo head bonk

( vid cr. dvar-trek )

[samgirard]

└ 4 NATIONS FACE-OFF: NATHAN MACKINNON | 2.11.25

[budgetmilk]

col @ dal, 19 apr '25

[0peration4valanche]

The "every friend group" meme

[mmmmmmmmmmmichkov]

The only decent thing abt the trade deadline is how it brings everyone here together. All of a sudden a million more teams are popping up on my dash bc people are like well. This fuckass team now has one of my guys™️ and now i must care abt them. Let us all exchange lore to convince everyone that our team isn’t that bad. And that we will take care of your guys ™️ and you should take care of our guys ™️. Trauma bonding

[adelphenium]

so.. hockey photocards part 2...!! part 1 here :>

[puckpocketed]

after undressing .

[crow-talks-hockey]

still absolutely mind boggling to me that every time a team wins a cup they immediately turn around and drop a bunch of their (usually key) players. like hello you just won with that team why would you change it? you fought with everything you had to reach the summit and now you're just supposed to let that - let those guys go? when you just spent at the bare minimum march-june bleeding out and clawing out each win for each other? so that they could win too? you did absolutely everything with and for everyone else and then, only then, yourself too. but that doesn't matter. because it's a new season and the second you win all of that's in the past. you aren't champions now, despite the fact that you can still spend the summer celebrating. you were champions a game ago, two months ago, a season ago now. and there isn't enough time to even drink in the moments you spend lifting the cup because it will never be enough. it cannot protect you. you're more valuable now, you're an asset, now; a pawn. you'll be moved and never play with that special team again, and you'll be told it's because they "have to look forward" and "you could do some good there." but all you can think to yourself is why the good can't just stay a little while longer. and you question everything. did they not see my overtime series winning goal? what about the sprawling save that without it could have cost us that first round? did they not see? how can they not care? how can they not care that we did it? we did it! we did what you asked, what we all dreamed of! why isn't that enough...? you want to be with your friends again.

[teamthunderdome]

ROUND 1

QUARTER 4 - FIGHT #6

TWO TEAMS ENTER. ONLY ONE CAN LEAVE.

YOU DECIDE.

(Please reblog for a larger sample size, or to spread your team's propaganda)

[negativepeanuthoarder]

and by 'writing style' I of course mean 'write one weirdly specific thing over and over again'

[contronym-colours]

Decided to redraw all my Cookie run oc's (and sona) after spontaneously creating Diver Anchovy.

Ngl I gave a few slight redesigns but Gin Fizz (or Lemon Fizz is ya wanna censor like the game) gained a lot more fluff

Uncoloured sketch

[pumpkinrootbeer]

I hate the fixation part of anxiety disorders, especially when it is something that in no real world will ever materially affect me in any meaningful way bc what do you mean I have spent the better part of three hours so anxious im nauseous over a hockey player *potentially* not resigning with a team. I have real boy problems too and my brain chooses this to get so fixated on I'm almost crying over it. I WANT TO BE NORMAL!!!!

[supernovaa-remnant]

I had a really really weird dream where wil/bur and tm/my stopped being friends, and it was public knowledge? but it was kinda awkward cause it was implied that tm/my did something that hurt wil/bur.. also tbbo was still friends with both and had an entire streaming event that involved both of them? dteam was mentioned in some way, I’m sure. I think they were also a part of tbbo’s streaming event, actually. which. that’s just chaos and internet drama in the making tbh.

anyway I was watching the stream in my dream on the car ride somewhere and then the zombie apocalypse started so I couldn’t really focus on it :/

[the-au-collector]

Kingdom Hearts is so funny because they’ll recreate iconic Disney scenes but instead of the humans there’ll be heartless and the intense scenes are suddenly just not because there’s only like 10 heartless on the screen instead of hundreds of soldiers. Which I get because they don’t want Sora fighting too many humans (which, cowards) but at the same time it’s just funny

[getvalentined]

Biting my own fingers to keep from going off on too much scientific bullshit in this next chapter of Smoke and Mirrors because Nobody Needs All That and it breaks the pacing but also MAYBE I NEED TO EXPLAIN THAT GENESIS COPIES ARE JUST MEN WITH A DISEASE WHO WENT ALONG WILLINGLY—