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#Spam #SpamWithTocinoSeasoning #SpamReview
I tried the Spam Tocino Seasoning and it was really good.
The spam was sweet and salty but not overly of both.
The spam was soft but I like my spam crunchy on the outside and soft on the inside.
This is like if bacon spam had a sugary taste with the salt taste perfectly mixed together.
This is my favorite spam flavors next to teriyaki and bacon.
I would eat this again.
Got online.
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Google reneged on the monopolistic bargain
I'm on tour with my new novel The Bezzle! Catch me TONIGHT in SALT LAKE CITY (Feb 21, Weller Book Works) and TOMORROW in SAN DIEGO (Feb 22, Mysterious Galaxy). After that, it's LA, Seattle, Portland, Phoenix and more!
A funny thing happened on the way to the enshittocene: Google – which astonished the world when it reinvented search, blowing Altavista and Yahoo out of the water with a search tool that seemed magic – suddenly turned into a pile of shit.
Google's search results are terrible. The top of the page is dominated by spam, scams, and ads. A surprising number of those ads are scams. Sometimes, these are high-stakes scams played out by well-resourced adversaries who stand to make a fortune by tricking Google:
https://www.nbcnews.com/tech/tech-news/phone-numbers-airlines-listed-google-directed-scammers-rcna94766
But often these scams are perpetrated by petty grifters who are making a couple bucks at this. These aren't hyper-resourced, sophisticated attackers. They're the SEO equivalent of script kiddies, and they're running circles around Google:
https://pluralistic.net/2023/02/24/passive-income/#swiss-cheese-security
Google search is empirically worsening. The SEO industry spends every hour that god sends trying to figure out how to sleaze their way to the top of the search results, and even if Google defeats 99% of these attempts, the 1% that squeak through end up dominating the results page for any consequential query:
https://downloads.webis.de/publications/papers/bevendorff_2024a.pdf
Google insists that this isn't true, and if it is true, it's not their fault because the bad guys out there are so numerous, dedicated and inventive that Google can't help but be overwhelmed by them:
https://searchengineland.com/is-google-search-getting-worse-389658
It wasn't supposed to be this way. Google has long maintained that its scale is the only thing that keeps us safe from the scammers and spammers who would otherwise overwhelm any lesser-resourced defender. That's why it was so imperative that they pursue such aggressive growth, buying up hundreds of companies and integrating their products with search so that every mobile device, every ad, every video, every website, had one of Google's tendrils in it.
This is the argument that Google's defenders have put forward in their messaging on the long-overdue antitrust case against Google, where we learned that Google is spending $26b/year to make sure you never try another search engine:
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2023-10-27/google-paid-26-3-billion-to-be-default-search-engine-in-2021
Google, we were told, had achieved such intense scale that the normal laws of commercial and technological physics no longer applied. Take security: it's an iron law that "there is no security in obscurity." A system that is only secure when its adversaries don't understand how it works is not a secure system. As Bruce Schneier says, "anyone can design a security system that they themselves can't break. That doesn't mean it works – just that it works for people stupider than them."
And yet, Google operates one of the world's most consequential security system – The Algorithm (TM) – in total secrecy. We're not allowed to know how Google's ranking system works, what its criteria are, or even when it changes: "If we told you that, the spammers would win."
Well, they kept it a secret, and the spammers won anyway.
A viral post by Housefresh – who review air purifiers – describes how Google's algorithmic failures, which send the worst sites to the top of the heap, have made it impossible for high-quality review sites to compete:
https://housefresh.com/david-vs-digital-goliaths/
You've doubtless encountered these bad review sites. Search for "Best ______ 2024" and the results are a series of near-identical lists, strewn with Amazon affiliate links. Google has endlessly tinkered with its guidelines and algorithmic weights for review sites, and none of it has made a difference. For example, when Google instituted a policy that reviewers should "discuss the benefits and drawbacks of something, based on your own original research," sites that had previously regurgitated the same lists of the same top ten Amazon bestsellers "peppered their pages with references to a ‘rigorous testing process,’ their ‘lab team,’ subject matter experts ‘they collaborated with,’ and complicated methodologies that seem impressive at a cursory look."
But these grandiose claims – like the 67 air purifiers supposedly tested in Better Homes and Gardens's Des Moines lab – result in zero in-depth reviews and no published data. Moreover, these claims to rigorous testing materialized within a few days of Google changing its search ranking and said that high rankings would be reserved for sites that did testing.
Most damning of all is how the Better Homes and Gardens top air purifiers perform in comparison to the – extensively documented – tests performed by Housefresh: "plagued by high-priced and underperforming units, Amazon bestsellers with dubious origins (that also underperform), and even subpar devices from companies that market their products with phrases like ‘the Tesla of air purifiers.’"
One of the top ranked items on BH&G comes from Molekule, a company that filed for bankruptcy after being sued for false advertising. The model BH&G chose was ranked "the worst air purifier tested" by Wirecutter and "not living up to the hype" by Consumer Reports. Either BH&G's rigorous testing process is a fiction that they infused their site with in response to a Google policy change, or BH&G absolutely sucks at rigorous testing.
BH&G's competitors commit the same sins – literally, the exact same sins. Real Simple's reviews list the same photographer and the photos seem to have been taken in the same place. They also list the same person as their "expert." Real Simple has the same corporate parent as BH&G: Dotdash Meredith. As Housefresh shows, there's a lot of Dotdash Meredith review photos that seem to have been taken in the same place, by the same person.
But the competitors of these magazines are no better. Buzzfeed lists 22 air purifiers, including that crapgadget from Molekule. Their "methodology" is to include screenshots of Amazon reviews.
A lot of the top ranked sites for air purifiers are once-great magazines that have been bought and enshittified by private equity giants, like Popular Science, which began as a magazine in 1872 and became a shambling zombie in 2023, after its PE owners North Equity LLC decided its googlejuice was worth more than its integrity and turned it into a metastatic chumbox of shitty affiliate-link SEO-bait. As Housefresh points out, the marketing team that runs PopSci makes a lot of hay out of the 150 years of trust that went into the magazine, but the actual reviews are thin anaecdotes, unbacked by even the pretense of empiricism (oh, and they loooove Molekule).
Some of the biggest, most powerful, most trusted publications in the world have a side-hustle in quietly producing SEO-friendly "10 Best ___________ of 2024" lists: Rolling Stone, Forbes, US News and Report, CNN, New York Magazine, CNN, CNET, Tom's Guide, and more.
Google literally has one job: to detect this kind of thing and crush it. The deal we made with Google was, "You monopolize search and use your monopoly rents to ensure that we never, ever try another search engine. In return, you will somehow distinguish between low-effort, useless nonsense and good information. You promised us that if you got to be the unelected, permanent overlord of all information access, you would 'organize the world's information and make it universally accessible and useful.'"
They broke the deal.
Companies like CNET used to do real, rigorous product reviews. As Housefresh points out, CNET once bought an entire smart home and used it to test products. Then Red Ventures bought CNET and bet that they could sell the house, switch to vibes-based reviewing, and that Google wouldn't even notice. They were right.
https://www.cnet.com/home/smart-home/welcome-to-the-cnet-smart-home/
Google downranks sites that spend money and time on reviews like Housefresh and GearLab, and crams botshittened content mills like BH&G into our eyeballs instead.
In 1558, Thomas Gresham coined (ahem) Gresham's Law: "Bad money drives out good." When counterfeit money circulates in the economy, anyone who gets a dodgy coin spends it as quickly as they can, because the longer you hold it, the greater the likelihood that someone will detect the fraud and the coin will become worthless. Run this system long enough and all the money in circulation is funny money.
An internet run by Google has its own Gresham's Law: bad sites drive out good. It's not just that BH&G can "test" products at a fraction of the cost of Housefresh – through the simple expedient of doing inadequate tests or no tests at all – so they can put a lot more content up that Housefresh. But that alone wouldn't let them drive Housefresh off the front page of Google's search results. For that, BH&G has to mobilize some of their savings from the no test/bad test lab to do real rigorous science: science in defeating Google's security-through-obscurity system, which lets them command the front page despite publishing worse-than-useless nonsense.
Google has lost the spam wars. In response to the plague of botshit clogging Google search results, the company has invested in…making more botshit:
https://pluralistic.net/2023/02/16/tweedledumber/#easily-spooked
Last year, Google did a $70b stock buyback. They also laid off 12,000 staffers (whose salaries could have been funded for 27 years by that stock buyback). They just laid off thousands more employees.
That wasn't the deal. The deal was that Google would get a monopoly, and they would spend their monopoly rents to be so good that you could just click "I'm feeling lucky" and be teleported to the very best response to your query. A company that can't figure out the difference between a scam like Better Homes and Gardens and a rigorous review site like Housefresh should be pouring every spare dime it brings in into fixing this problem. Not buying default search status on every platform so that we never try another search engine: they should be fixing their shit.
When Google admits that it's losing the war to these kack-handed spam-farmers, that's frustrating. When they light $26b/year on fire making sure you don't ever get to try anything else, that's very frustrating. When they vaporize seventy billion dollars on financial engineering and shoot one in ten engineers, that's outrageous.
Google's scale has transcended the laws of business physics: they can sell an ever-degrading product and command an ever-greater share of our economy, even as their incompetence dooms any decent, honest venture to obscurity while providing fertile ground – and endless temptation – for scammers.
If you'd like an essay-formatted version of this post to read or share, here's a link to it on pluralistic.net, my surveillance-free, ad-free, tracker-free blog:
https://pluralistic.net/2024/02/21/im-feeling-unlucky/#not-up-to-the-task
#pluralistic#monopoly#seo#dark seo#google#search#enshittification#platform decay#product reviews#spam#antitrust#trustbusting
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QUICK haters are asleep, post MOUNDERS YAOI
#trafficblr#pearlescentmoon#mumbo jumbo#fanart#secret life smp#THIS IS YAOI TO ME. anyways im lowkey obsessed w them. in my design pearl's a vampire cuz mumbo bit her. maybeee bdubs too i still need#to review the footage o7 also kind of art spamming today I JUST DREW A LOT TODAY AND AM IMPATIENT LOL#mumbo x pearl#mumbo jumbo x pearlescentmoon#<- do they have a ship name ToT someone please tell me im dying out here
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ok I'm about to pass out from exhaustion after pulling an all nighter and reading this ~140 000 words long event so allow me to scream a little bit before
AHEM SPOILERS BELOW FOR THE ENTIRETY OF THE EVENT
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAEEEARAAAA
WUEUERUEYTEEEEUEEE????GHHJGHHHGGGGXJJJhjhjwff,,
FUCKING EVAPORATES AND DIES. EXPLODES. IMPLODES. PERISHES ON THE SPOT. DIES A MILLION TIME.
ok good night this event made me cry so much im not alright anymore
#i would give a proper review i promise feel free to spam my ask box ill answer after eepy#im so so so not normal about this family#found family MY BELOVED#and silence and saria relationship was DELICIOUS CHIEF'S KISS#CONGRATULATIONS TO THEM NOW KISS#arknights being once again amazing with its writings#arknights
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Dear tumblr users,
Please don't use fandom tags or any public tags as your personal hourly diary. The "Post privately" option is there for a reason. Respect your own privacy, for everyone's sake and especially yourself.
Thank you.
#fandom#earthspark#to that certain person who's been spamming tfes tag for 3 days straight#let us see other people#you could've write review posts for each episode#you're risking shadowban on your account too#you broke earthspark tag search if you hadn't notice#i'm sorry if this sounds rude#but have some limits
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They are crazy for that
#oh the chokehold oh oh you guys#me the entire thing fully knowing there was no way there wasn’t a Laurent cameo but also me the last 10 secs like:😭🙏💀🤪🥺🥸🥺😰😳🤯#SICK WHAT DOES THID ALL MEAN OH YOU GUYS OH#WHEN THE CHARACTERS PLAY MIND GAMES OH DRIVES ME SICK#I love this show sm I have so many thoughts I will spam I know it has mixed reviews but I am too attached I loved it sksksks#great pretender#anime#Laurent#Dorothy
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am i the only one who thinks the tumblr blackout thing thats been going around isnt a good idea. like if this is trying to copy the reddit protest then its not gonna work because reddit is completely different from tumblr. im bad at wording my thoughts but like reddit is basically user run so if a few hundred people decide to close their communities then half the site goes down. but tumblr doesnt work like that if a few hundred or even a few thousand people stop going on tumblr nothing is affected? so i dont understand how this is an effective protest strategy at all especially considering tumblr protests like this HAVE been done in the past and they always result in nothing. i dont see how this one is gonna be any different especially with how poorly organized it is. and im not saying you shouldnt try to protest at all just that you should come up with a different way of doing it
also its kinda weird to me that people are being careful to not interrupt pride month with this but have no issue with doing it during disability pride month and telling people to not post about it at all.. like do you think disability pride is less important so its ok to try to cancel it or something. because its certainly coming off that way
#i swear every few years people try to do a tumblr blackout or tumblr walkout or whatever#and then immediately forget that it didnt get anything changed#i feel like it would be better to spam the app with 1 star reviews and stop spending money on checkmarks and merch and blazes and such#like idk if that would change much either but its certainly better than going ''hey guys lets stop posting for a few days''
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I have made such a perfect egg….
#spam#spamm#evan is in his chef arx#I ALSOO MADE SOME CINNAMON TEA WITH IT :333#oki now I'm going to go back to watching a fnaf game review :3#KBAIII!!!!
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MORE SIFS IN MY INBOX !!!! AND A MIRA N BONNIE YAYYYY
( THANKYOU 4 THE KIND WORDS N SILLIE LITTLE DOODLES BTW THESE GENUINELY HAVE MADE ME SMILE N KICK MY FEET BUT I FEAR REPEATING MYSELF 2 OFTEN . JUS KNOW THE ENERGY IS THERE I AM PROJECTING IT INTO UR MINDS )
#ALSO I NOTICED THE MIRA ONE A LITTLE LATE N IM SAD SHE LOOKS SO SO GOOD IN THEIR STYLE WHOEVER DID THAT ONE#i just had to turn review mode on for a brief bit bc a twitter edgy boy found my page n started spamming it im so sorry :broken heart emoji#but THAT NOW LEAVES EVERYONE FROM THE GANG EXCEPT ISABEAU N ODILE WHO HAS VISITED MY INBOX SO FAR#inbox.zip#ceph.txt
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Hey it's Monday! Let's try that
Week-In-Review?
I am definitely doing these more as an adulting accountability post I think, but regardless!
Reading:
Finished The Hollow Places, highly recommended, deeply disturbing and yet ultimately wonderfully comforting/validating/humane. Can't quite think of the word I want? But it makes you glad to be a People on This World of Ours! (If also very glad that the specific adventures in the book are fiction and you do not have to worry about them spreading to anyone else 😅)
Am currently re-reading a series I recalled from when I was, idk, 10 or something, called The Time Keeper which holds up pretty well. I'm enjoying them... they're VERY 80s-SFF-Juvenile Fiction, though, if anyone is familiar with that niche of a sub-genre. 😄
My mother and I had a weird conversation awhile back: do you remember those books with the time travel and the stepping stones when I was a kid? and did eventually figure out the series with only that! Then she found the ebooks re-issued by the author and got them for me. 🎉
Playing:
Murder by Numbers, which is a mystery VN plus a slew of those pictogram puzzle things, and I am enjoying it a lot. Though I got a low(er) score on the third case and am not sure what I missed, so it may be a bit before I go back to finish it... It goes gloriously hard with its 90s aesthetic/setting too, so that's fun.
Adulting:
I have not been making my bed or doing anything beyond the bare minimum of laundry, but the dishes are being held in check and I've been taking my meds and no one missed an appointment or starved, so that's pretty much a win, I think?
Creating:
I did work on the Current Cross Stitch, but it's a bit of a slog atm (and I think I screwed up a color) so that didn't last long...
No writing either.
Instead I made a Crochet Kit Piggie!
She's a little crooked, but I'm pleased by my first attempt. 💕 Next I'm trying an Elephant and they'll go sit on the picture book shelf with Thing 2's old Elephant & Piggie Books, since I still remember those pretty fondly myself.
And that's about it? We got a bit of snow today, which was nice, but otherwise it's been the same old around here.
What have you been up to, my dears & darlings?
#jilly spam#week in review#mental health post#the hollow places#t. kingfisher#the time keeper#child of tomorrow#when dreamers cease to dream#barbara bartholomew#jilly reads#jilly has a gaming problem#murder by numbers#I think I had a crafting tag and yet?#elephant & piggie#mo willems#faves forever tbqh
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#Spam #SpamKoreanBBQ#SpamReview
This is part 4 of the Spam Korean BBQ and these are the rest of the images.
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#From last year Juneish I think If you ask me not good but I cant say shit about my past self CAUSE#I HAVENT WRITTEN ANYTHINGGGG IN MONTHS AND MONTHS AND MONTHS#Certainly like nothing of note in 2024#in general something in my brain has shifted since the last time I wrote#every word feels perfectly ordinary and combinations only feel clever and not like a living thing so I can’t write anything I like#I feel journalistic#I feel like I’m way more comfortable in my personal prose/article style from spamming letterboxd reviews#and blogging LOLLLLL#plus songwriting which requires a lot of compromise for meter and rhyme and rhythm for me to like it#but the poetry muscle isn’t there anymore#where before there were pictures the veil has torn and I see them for what they are#which is#words and words only
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His rain reaction triggered after a sleep which just made him look like a JRPG villain about to start monologuing.
Which was hilarious when he adds: "MY CONFIDENCE GROWS; I FEEL NAUGHT CAN STAND AGAINST ME." okay plague-ridden ass.
(and finally this was also when @scorbutic-properties gave him this Very aptly named bow 😂💘)
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Ok, back to girlblogging eheh (๑•̀ㅂ•́)و✧
#wren text tag#like I said I got busy with my finals and I still have to take 2 exams in a week or so#and I know I could have been online in the time being#sadly I got ill and had to take antibiotics for the third time since the beginning of this year 😂 didn't feel like being silly#or drawing stuff in general sorry 🙏 mostly I tried to get better#there's no way I will have to postpone those finals#very funny how this month I wasn't online all the things happend#final chapter of StS: ND is out and oh boy#they announced a new Lady Oscar anime and * Oh Boy *#also a new Magic Knight Rayearth might drop in some time (oh boy but we will see)#oh yes I think Lore Olympus should finish soon bc I remember reading the announcement some time ago#and Roll20 got hacked again I'm 😐😐😐 can you please stop getting hacked I don't want my email full of spam again 😊💖#btw I haven't read the latest chapter of ND yet. I think I will wait until it gets published in italian (hopefully 🙏🙏🙏)#tho that doesn't mean that the second I logged in I saw 300 posts abt it 🤨 lol I cannot escape spoilers I guess#but IDK guys... I've seen some reviews and I had a “is this a jojo reference” kind of moment that I cannot explain#well I have the vague feeling of knowing how to explain it but also I will wait until I've actually * read * it#yeah now I will go to check my inbox byeeee 🏃♀️🏃♀️🏃♀️#I never get tagged in anything but for reasons I was? Obv when I was in my sickly victorian child era and I couldn't do anything for it#Wren arriving late to the party once again lmfao 😂
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..................................homophobic dog meme
#this was in imaginary reviews of his book :|#okay :|#not beating the homosexual allegations i fear#also sorry to spam u all as i go through this book but like. every time...........#last time millie got like 300000 messages but im being good this time <3#instead ur all suffering them
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your challah looks really good!! five strand braids are HARD, i did the Exact same thing when learning how. i almost wanna do something like that now, the braid/twist thing its got going on is super cool :]
(also, if this helps w future challah: once you get the three and four braid down, everything else is a variation on those. an odd-numbered braid has one extra strand that keeps it from being even on either side [eg. 3 on one side, 2 on the other, then it swaps] and an even-numbered braid goes between even and odd [eg. 3 on one side, 1 on the other, then 2 and 2, then 3 and 1 again].)
(apologies if you didn't want advice, braiding has been one of my fidgets of choice since i was littleish but i only learned how to do 4+ strands this year and oh boy that was a Struggle for a while so i wanted to help bc it can get super frustrating)
No, don't apologize! That was helpful, I hope I remember! So many kind people (you included!) have given me advice, and I hope I can remember it all! I've never been good with braiding, but challah is so fun to make
It looks a little better cooked, look!!
Don't mind that the other end busted open, I don't know how that happened. I can't wait to get this out of the freezer on friday 🥰
#ask#jumblr#jew by choice#jewish conversion#personal thoughts tag#shalom crafts#i will update my challah journey with a taste review when i have eaten it for shabbos#i don't know if this picture conveys just how LARGE and in charge this challah is#it's almost 01:00 help...#again i'm sorry for spam posting i'm still so excited#rewarding myself by playing zelda until this has cooled
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