#Spa space

[chellodello]

“Sir… sir! The cleansing chalk bath pods are single occupancy only, you’ll have to wash your weird alien pet elsewhere!”

I like to think that once they find a liquid that won’t burn Zim’s skin off, bath-time is very relaxing for them.

[druidshollow]

my beautiful princess with a disorder

[irishking4]

Fuck

[chettyspagetti]

Guys his mom is HERE!!! :D Spacekids mom!!! Her name is Mary … Hope that fits her

[spicyicymeloncat]

Ninjago fans hate old people. Unless that old people be Garmadon. Garmadon is a dilf. He got pretty emo boy privilege apparently.

[insanityisdivine]

Spa Girls

[tavotabotato]

I doodled

[sarahwatchesthings]

The Macra Terror is such a banger. An establishing scene where a bunch of vacuous people rehearsing a cheesy dance routine are disrupted by a man fleeing armed guards. Jamie creeping warily out of the TARDIS holding a big stick in case of threats. Ben spotting someone behind them and instantly lunging on him and pinning him to the ground. The Doctor saying, "Well, this is gay." The Doctor getting so offended when one of their hosts suggests that his clothes might need laundering.

[2001fallenstar]

[dededos]

それぞれのスペース・エコー / night dreams at APEMAN SPA

[superanimepirate]

It's 2024

We're getting adaptations of fan novels (which do sound amazing!)

A live action

A new anime

Yet still no adaptation of the canon cover stories?!

[moreespressoformydepresso]

I want Rex and Cody to band together and force Anakin and Obi-Wan to have a self-care day. They drag them to the spa and Anakin’s suddenly so relaxed he should do this more often.

Now every time Palpatine instills fear or anxiety into Anakin he does a mini-spa day and he’s back to chilling as much as one can while fighting a war. Eventually Anakin has an epiphany about Palpatine while lounging in his room trying out a new face mask and with cucumber slices on his eyes, and the evil is defeated.

[stainlesssteellocust]

I know the aesthetic is "everyone is filthy and bleeding and the worlds are all polluted and rotting and everything is awful all the time" but considering one of the Ruinous Powers is literally the god of filth and disease, it would make sense for the Imperium to have a culture of purity and cleanliness actually

"To despoil the Emperor-given body of humanity is heresy of the gravest order! You wash your face young lady or the pox-father will strike you down with zits before the Sanguinalia dance!"

People on ships probably have ritual cleansing periods based on the Terran day-night cycle, Ultramar has Roman-style public baths where the Ultramarines hang out

Of course since this is 40k they're going to be absolutely unhinged about it

Commisars shooting soldiers because they're not keeping clean enough when there's mud and blood and death everywhere and they've been fighting orks for the last solid day

Men dying of thirst so the general can have his twice-daily bubble bath to show his piety

The Sisters Hospitaller do canonically daube their armour in 'protective' incenses and ointments, either for genuine protective reasons, weirdass Imperial superstitions or maybe just so they can smell pretty while they're stalking through crowded wards saving lives or torturing injured heretics before executing them with bolt pistols I don't know (her ass has NOT agreed to medical neutrality!)

so I like to think that, like we say "sing yay many verses of this song while washing your hands to make sure you've done it long enough" they're doing the same with Imperial hymns

(not sure about the Militarum's doctors since they sometimes lean into "ghastly WW1 field hospital" vibes, but the SH's actually study new things and have access to medical texts and research mutation and xenobiology so I think they have a grasp of medical sanitation and PPE, most Astartes probs do too)

Picture a Astra Militarum doctor, Sister Hospitaller and Spess Mehreen Apothecary all stood by hand-sinks singing as they wash their hands:

Happy those who do not follow the counsel of the wicked, Nor go the way of sinners, nor sit in company with heretics. Rather, the law of the Imperium is their joy;    the Emperor’s law they study day and night. They are like a tree planted near streams of water that yields its fruit in season...

Some Astartes or Battle-Sisters do the whole "fight gloriously for days without rest against impossible odds until relief comes" thing that happens every week or so like clockwork and realistically come out the other side absolutely filthy and rancid, so they flagellate themselves half to death for failing to meet the ritual bathing criterias needed to maintain their divinely-granted human forms because they're terrifying religious fanatics

[last-blue-hours]

Niseko Konbu Onsen Tsuruga Besso Moku no Sho.

A cornerstone of the Oku-Niseko Konbu hot spring area, located at the foot of Mt. Yoteizan in Niseko village, Hokkaido.

Such a luxurious space. I wonder which room km chose. They have suite rooms with private open air bath for couple use *cough* and deluxe rooms with hot spring baths.

[illustriousseu]

[flyingprivate]

Space Spa Aboard Spaceship Neptune,

Space Perspective