#Source: That one vine

[bloodypeachblog]

Lucifer on a bad day

Lucifer, wrapped in a blanket: Maybe if I fall in love with anxiety, it will ALSO leave me! Charlie, busy: I can't handle this right now. Lucifer: Just remember, if you can't handle me at my worst, I handle me at my worst every day, which makes me stronger than you! Charlie: I can't do this today. Lucifer: Oh my god, a spider! Charlie: Wait, Dad, it is a living thing! Treat it the way you want to be treated. Lucifer: Killed without hesitation! Charlie: DAD!

@omniuravity

[vcendent]

*out on patrol*

Jason: Hey bro, can I get a sip of that water?

Tim, sipping from a waterbottle: It's not water.

Jason: Vodka! I like your style!

Tim: It's vinegar.

Jason: Wha-

Tim: It's vinegar. Pussy.

[incorrectsoldiers]

Zack: WAKE UP SLEEPY HEAD!

Angeal: What’s going on-

Genesis, appearing from behind Angeal: What the fuck

Zack, running out of the room: OHO!!

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

Karkat: ...AND I CAN HONESTLY SAY I'VE BEEN WAY MORE PEACEFUL THESE PAST COUPLE MONTHS.

Karkat: HOLD ON ONE SECOND.

Karkat: DAVE, SHUT UP!

[ceaser-salad-with-no-chicken]

Cassian: What do you have?

Emma: A KNIFE!

Cassian: NO!

[magicandmundane]

Hunter, to Omega: You know, an operation like this can be real dangerous, so it’s important to take all necessary precautions when carrying out the plan.

*flashback*

Clone Wars Era Hunter, on the battlefield: *air horn noises* Get fucked!

[bmpmp3]

not used to this kind of mascot

[dragonflavoredcake]

Ren: How much money do you have?

Grian, counting coins: Sixty-nine cents.

Ren: Ah, you know what that means!

Grian, tearing up: I don't have enough money for chicken nuggies

[here-comes-the-moose]

Bad Batch Modern AU Incorrect Quote

Echo: You’re grounded!

Wrecker: Obama wouldn’t treat me this way.

Echo: What?

Wrecker: Mom, Obama Care.

Echo: …

Echo: BITCH NO THAT’S NOT WHAT-

[zackfairy]

*Sanji smelling flowers*

Zoro: what are you doing

Sanji: smelling a rose

Zoro *whispers*: I wish I was that rose.

Sanji: what?

Zoro *loudly*: I said you're gross

[incorrectly-quoting-mxtx]

The entire cultivation world: Let me see what you have.

Wei Wuxian: Demonic Cultivation!

The entire cultivation world: NO!!!

[unintentionaloracle]

MJF: I should've left you on that street corner where you were standing...

Adam Cole (Baybay): But ya didn't!

[incorrectone-piece]

Nami: Sanji make me a Sandwhich! Sanji: Coming right up Nami Dear~ Zoro, from where he was napping at he Mast: Make me one too!!! Sanji: Sanji: Go back to sleep, and starve.

[cairafea]

the primordial desire to fight a krill is at the top of maslow’s hierarchy of needs

[incorrectly-quoting-murderdrones]

Khan: Let me see what you have!

Little Uzi: A knife!

Khan: NO!!!

[magicandmundane]

Nala Se: Let me see what you have.

Cadet Hunter: A knife!

Nala Se: No!

Lama Su: Oh my god, why does he have a knife?