#Source: CowBelly

[enthusiastofshit]

[incorrect-skylanders-quotes]

(in the group chat)

Knight Mare: I’ve got a joke for you guys. What did the mabu say to the troll-

Knight Light: Okay!

Knight Mare: He did NOT say okay, you stupid motherfucker!

[danganronpa-atn]

Miu: I've got a joke for you guys. What did Kiibo say to one of Gonta's pet centipedes- Kokichi: Okay! Miu: He did NOT say okay, you stupid motherfucker!

[megamanincorrectquotes]

Elecman: It's so hot when guys roll up their sleeves so you can see their forearms.

Quickman: Fuck.

Quickman: But I only have two arms...

[incorrect-cyana-quotes]

Eris, giving a tour of her lab to Nerva: and here is where the DNA is stored, and over there is where we burn the failures.

Nerva: ok cool

Nerva one minute later: wait!

[dingdinghq]

richie: just woke up in the hospital. doctor said i was vibing too hard and could have died

stan:

richie:

stan: do you ever shut the fuck up

[bishopsgeetrick]

Gerard: Is there anything you’re scared of?

Patrick: I’m kinda arachnophobic.

Gerard: ... what? Why wouldn’t you want spiders to get married?

[incorrect-lalins-curse]

David: Oh hey Cody, what’s up?

Cody: This human form is limiting!

David:

David:

David:

[the-redacted-line]

Stanley: Oh hey, Narry! What's up? The Narrator: T̷̓͌Ȟ̴͘I̸̓̒S̷̿͋ ̸̃̎H̴̓̈́U̴̥͝M̵͆̑A̶̛̓N̸̎̃ ̷͐̃F̸̒͝O̴̿̔Ŕ̸̂M̴̅͆ ̵̅͂I̷̒̕S̶͋̔ ̷́͘L̷̈̓Ì̷͗M̷͋̓I̸̒̇T̸̈̇Ì̷̊N̷̽̔G̵̾͠. Stanley: ...Ok.

[incorrect-pokespe-quotes]

Ruby: Alright time for my beauty sleep!

Sapphire: [laughing] You need to hibernate.

[incorrectpot]

Yagyuu: How are things?

Kirihara: Things are good!

Marui, narrating: Things were not good.

[glitch-in-the-code]

Dark: You know my name, not my story

Host,holding a book: That’s weird, right here it says you’re a cunt

[decadencefae]

Patton: Orange y’all glad I’m here?

Logan: No, shut the fuck up with your dumb puns

[incorrectassassinscreedquotes]

Shaun: How are things?

Desmond: Things are good!

Narrator: Things were not good.

[thebiggestboloser]

Anna: 999 what’s your emergency?

Anna: what do you mean you’re being murdered?

Anna: that’s illegal people can’t do that

[incorrect-villainous-quotes]

Dr. Flug: HELP! I CAN'T SWIM!

Black Hat: Your point?

Dr. Flug: I'M DROWNING!

Black Hat: And I'm reading.