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Consider this blog closed. I understand I haven't been here in a while, and I should've made this sooner, but I'm sorry. At least I'm making it now. For a while now, making quotes felt more like a chore than something to do for fun. It was like a job without pay. It was nice to see the numbers scroll higher, but that seemed to be the only enjoyment, not the actual making of the quotes. I actually developed quite the ego, and would get sad when a post wouldn't reach a high number, when 100 to 200 notes is nothing to scoff at. This blog will stay up, but I won't post here until I find the motivation again.

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People are able to submit quotes of their own! So if you have something in mind that you think is accurate, feel free to submit something!

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Pat: If somebody got you, I would hunt them down to the ends of the world so they could face justice.

Cyana: If you asked, I would kill every person in this room without a second thought.

Eris, scared for the first time in her life: Y-you guys know that normal couples don’t say these things to eachother right?

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Pat: I’m so tired.

Eris: I’m so tired.

Pat: Stop copying me.

Eris: Stop copying me.

Pat: Why are you copying me?

Eris: Why are you copying me?

Pat: Because you’re super awesome!

Eris: Nope!

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Cyan: Are we lost?

Chie: Not at all! We’re, um...

Cyana: Yeah, we’re lost.

Kevin: Ah, it’ll be alright. It always is.

Pat: As long as we keep moving, we’ll end up somewhere.

Eris: That’s... totally obvious and ridiculously unhelpful.

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Mugger: Hey old lady. Give me everything.

Eris, as an old woman: *pretending to have a heart attack* Call an ambulance! Call an ambulance! *pulls a revolver out of her coat and points it at the mugger* BUT NOT FOR ME!

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Airport staff: ma’am, do you have anything you’d like to declare today?

Eris: *starts sweating* uh no... *trips and falls* *hundreds of Kinder surprise eggs roll out of her pockets, jacket and briefcase*

Airport staff: GET ON THE GROUND NOW

Eris: but I am

*armed guards swarm around and pin her down*

armed guards: WHAT’S IN THE EGGS?!

Eris: I don’t know it’s a surprise!!

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Eris: If you had 10 cookies and I asked for 5, how many would you have left.

Cyan: None.

Eris: Cyan, this is basic math, don't mess with m-

Cyan: I would give them all to you because I love you.

Eris, holding back tears: Gross. Absolutely disgusting. Get out of my sight immediately.

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Eris, in a fake whiney voice: OH MY GOD SO MEAN! 🖕

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(playing DND)

Eris, as the BBEG: Do you really think you can stop me?

Pat: Oh, maybe not. But you’re forgetting; we’re in a room full of magical artifacts. AND I DON’T KNOW WHAT ANY OF THEM DO!

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Pat, planning to propose to Cyana soon, tries to send a picture of the ring to Eris, but accidentally sends to Cyana instead. This is how their convo goes-

Pat: Do u think Cyana'll like it?

Cyana: Oh I'm sure she'll love it.

Pat: rlly? U think so?

Pat:

Pat: oh shit

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(how Pat and Cyana started dating)

Pat: I can list so many reasons why no one wants to date me.

Cyana: Well I have a list of so many reasons I want to date you.

Pat: what

Cyana: what

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Pat: I'll tell you what I've been doing recently...

Trying to polish up my weapon nice and shiny.

Eris: Oh wow! That's great.

You know what I've been trying?

Trying not to cry...

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Eris: Where is my fucking knife?

Cyana, covering Aoi's ears: Language!!

Eris: *takes a deep breath*

Eris: May I ascertain the whereabouts of my fucking knife?

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Eris, reading a gravestone: There is NO WAY, this guy's name was THURSTY CUMMINGS!

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(a look into the future)

Qiozi, pretending to be Eris’ hostage: Oh no! I am an unwilling hostage! By a gun! Or a real ass goddamn sword!

Cops: Egad! They swore!

Xanna, also pretending: and we don’t feel bad about it! Our innocent youth is already being corrupted by bad guy proximity!

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Aoi: Gender is a game and I have all of the cheat codes.

Aoi: We're glitching through the walls!