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Hajime: Why do you act like we’re three year olds? Mahiru, exasperated: WHY?!? Mahiru, pointing at Nagito: YOU TRIED TO HIJACK A CAR! Mahiru, pointing at Akane: YOU NEARLY JUMPED 20 FEET OFF A CARPARK! Mahiru, pointing at Hiyoko: AND YOU ATE MULTIPLE DRIED LEAVES AND ROCKS OFF THE GROUND! Mahiru: AND YOU ASK ME WHY????
#danganronpa#incorrect quotes#goodbye despair#hajime hinata#mahiru koizumi#nagito komaeda#akane owari#hiyoko saionji#source: unknown
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Miu: How do I tell Pooichi that I want him to yell at me like he's Gordon Ramsay and I'm a poor little chef who just ruined a crème brûlée?
#danganronpa#incorrect quotes#killing harmony#source: unknown#miu iruma#shuichi saihara#miu x shuichi
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Mahiru, at Starbucks: Can I get a venti vanilla latte with um, seven espresso shots. Fuyuhiko, in line behind her: Jesus Christ, just do cocaine.
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Miu, making a cup of tea with honey: Yeah, get into that leaf juice, you sexy, sexy bee sauce. Kaede: Hey, do you take constructive criticism? Miu: I absolutely fucking do not.
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Gundham: My aesthetic is "would be suspected of witchcraft by small town citizens."
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Chihiro: Stressed. Ryoma: Depressed. Korekiyo: Possessed. Toko: Obsessed. Kazuichi: Impressed. Akane: Chicken breast. Everyone: …What? Akane: I just wanted to join in.
#danganronpa#incorrect quotes#trigger happy havoc#goodbye despair#killing harmony#chihiro fujisaki#ryoma hoshi#toko fukawa#kazuichi soda#akane owari#source: unknown#korekiyo shinguji
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Kiyotaka: Mondo, you need to calm down. Mondo, slamming his fists on the table: BUT HOW CAN IT BE "BIRTHDAY CAKE" FLAVOR IF A BIRTHDAY CAKE CAN BE ANY FLAVOR?!
#danganronpa#incorrect quotes#trigger happy havoc#kiyotaka x mondo#kiyotaka ishimaru#mondo owada#source: unknown
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Maki: I didn’t even realize how sarcastic I was being. It’s starting to become a problem, I think.
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ppl like “i was a gifted kid but now im dumb as shit ahhhh im so sad now weeeeh” shut the fuck up i grew up smart as shit and i’m smart now and i’ll die smart as fuck too. youre nothing.
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Dangan Ronpa Chapter 4-6 screenshots in PSV resolution!
There it is, I’ve finally gotten through the game…will probably start on school mode soon, and by popular demand it seems like the first endings I’ll tackle are Fukawa’s and Togami’s. Kirigiri’s too, if I have enough time during my first run(given that I need to finish everyone’s free times first…).
Download the screenshots here.
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danganronpa 2 headcannons
(REMINDER AGAIN, NOT CANON BUT JUST SIMPLE IDEAS!) nagito actually doesn't like thunderstorms, he hides under hajime's bed like a cat. peko is bicurious hajime is actually a vegan akane listens to limp bizkit when she trains soda and fuyuhiko tease each other on a daily basis, and fuyuhiko actually doesn't mind it. he secretly looks forward to it. sonia is in love with chai lattes, and she also dresses up with hiyoko and tries to learn more about the traditions in Japan. soda chews on ice cream and mikan is extremely terrified of that fact teruteru (when hes not being a pervert) is actually really a big softie. also a hardcore mama's boy which we love here am I right mahiru has rlly short hair because she donated it (HOW SWEET) ibuki loves papyrus from undertale mikan hates kiwis for some odd reasons, like she hates how they look, taste, smell nekomaru is definitely the dad of the bunch. if anyone got sick, he would get them balloons and a get well card, along with a stuffed animal. BONUS!! when fuyuhiko got given a plushie from nekomaru once, he cried. gundham (my comfort character) is obviously a vegan as well, and he enjoys going to lunch with hajime. gundham also eats flowers. nagito is obsessed with ramen, and hajime helps him try new foods. chiaki is a huge body positive person (as she is a little chubby than herself) monomi and monokuma actually get along in their spare time, they play chess together hiyoko plays animal crossing with chiaki and nagito but all she does is hit their villagers with nets (LMAO) (v3 coming out later today!!)
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I've mainly been working on my AO3 mega Despair Time collection fanfic rather than this Tumblr. On one hand, I'm sorry. On the other hand, please go check it out.
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David: If you get in trouble, I'm gonna be like… a lawyer to you. Ok? Ace: You better not fuck up, alright? later Hu: Ace! Sit down on the chair, you're in trouble. David, whispering: Deny everything. Ace, loudly: That isn't a chair.
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Arturo: Just admit that you're ugly, Veronika. Veronika: Ah, but see, it's not all about looks. Arturo: That's not what I meant. Veronika: For example, it's also about your heart. Arturo: Stop it. Veronika: A human heart goes for a million dollars on the black market alone. Arturo: Veronika, stop, you're freaking me out.
#danganronpa#incorrect quotes#source: unknown#arturo giles#veronika grebenshchikova#despair time#also i headcanon that veronika has a slavic accent
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Whit: Heterosexuality is a performance and I plan to get booed off the stage.
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Rose: I truly go into housewife mode when I'm someone's soulmate- like, I'll make you pancakes and bacon every morning. Nico: This is a lie. Nico: I'm literally dating her. This is a lie. Nico: SHE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO COOK A PANCAKE, WHAT IS THIS??
#danganronpa#incorrect quotes#despair time#source: unknown#rose lacroix#nico hakobyan#nico x rose#roco
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Levi, tired: Alright, I'm gonna go slay down. Eden: Did you just say "slay down"? Eden walks into Levi's room and he's asleep, dressed in Gucci, EDM music fading in Eden: Oh, yass queen, fuck it up! Slay, bit-
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