#Source: Chikn Nuggit

[tf2incorrectquotes]

Fritz: HEIDEWITZA! Got to keep myself busy.

Fritz: Working! Consorting with teammates!

Fritz: Because if I'm not busy... I'm alone with my anxiety filled brain. Hehe hehe hehe...

Fritz: JA! BUSY!

[marksandrec]

Marks and Rec: Misc #2571

You know where they are. (Dialogue from Chikn Nuggit; suggested by @leeshajoy.)

[peikkos-selfships]

F/O: Yeah, I'm evil. I'm sick AND twisted. An unhinged LUNATIC! Ah- HEY!

*F/O looks at S/O*

F/O: Keep petting me!

* S/O continues petting F/O with smile on their face. F/O starts smiling too.*

[capndragn94]

*Finn shows Catra a picture they drew*

Catra: Did you draw this in blood?

Finn: Yeah!

Catra: ...Aaaww!

[incorrect-isat]

Odile, handing out popsicles: Which flavor do you want? Bonnie: Blue flavor! Odile: Uh, you mean Blue Raspberry? Bonnie: Blue flavor! Blue flavor! Odile: Blue is not a flavor! Bonnie: BLUE FLAVOR!

[rosieshipper]

Dipper: There’s these creepy urban legends about kids with pitch black eyes who try to trick you by letting them into your house

Mabel: Ew

Rose: *looks at them with pitch black eyes* It worked though didn’t it?

Dipper and Mabel: *terrified screams*

Tags: @astralshipper @arickaandherfictionalothers @shibasparklez @wolfofthedead

[squeaker6352]

Taranza: Sitting in the middle of a circle of cucumbers

Daroach: Why are you sitting in a circle of produce?

Taranza: Oh... My boyfriend is a cat and I'm upset at him.

Daroach: Oh...

Magolor: In C-R-O-W-N-E-D form pounding the ground YOU CAN'T SIT IN THAT BARRIER FOREVER!

Taranza: YOU TAKE THAT CROWN OFF AND THEN WE'LL TALK!

[legitstudioghibliquotes]

Haru: Hey, Baron? Can you say...NYA?

Baron: No.

Haru: Awww, please?

Baron: NO!

Haru: Pleeeeease?

Baron: I said I will NYAT!!

Baron: (*gasps and covers his mouth*)

[resident-wof-expert]

Peril: I'm in a good mood today.

Clay: Well, that's good to hear!

Peril, tearing up: Haha! *finger guns* pranked ya!

Clay:

Clay, pulling her into a hug: You got me good...

[shadow-coolness]

Emily: BE NOT AFRAID.

Sir P: AHHHHH!

Emily: I SAID BE NOT AFRAID.

[pkmnincorrectquotes]

Dawn: Hewwo, my friend! You are so vewy pwecious to me!

Ingo: *memory unlocked* Why are you talking like that?

Dawn: I stawted doing it iwonically but now I can’t stop!!

Ingo: STOP! You’re gonna spwead the curse!

Dawn: *cackles evilly* Too wate! You are affwicted!!

Ingo: BWAST YOOOOOOU!!

Rei: *watching from a distance* What are they doing?

[tf2incorrectquotes]

Medic: *looking at a clipboard* The results are in: you are one hundred percent on my last nerve.

[incorrectjackboxquotes]

[REDACTED]: *is in front of a mirror*

[REDACTED]: *looks around to make sure nobody is watching*

[REDACTED]: *poofs into a doll* :)

Dot: *was secretly behind him*

Dot: "LMAO!"

[REDACTED]: !!!

[REDACTED]: *quickly turns back*

[REDACTED]: "YOU SAW NOTHING!!!"

[gamegem92]

Rock: Oh, they left the bowl out? 

Paper: It says, “Take two pieces of candy.” 

Scissors: Nobody around though… 

*Scissors grabs the entire bowl and runs off with it* 

Rock & Paper: NO—

[capndragn94]

Catra: I'm all done. Do you want the rest of it?

*gives Adora her food*

Adora: *about to cry* I love you...

[legitlionkingquotes]

Shabaha and Kiara: (*both growling*)

Shabaha: Ha! Look at you! Not so sweet all the time, are ya? You're so angry.

Kiara: I... I do no harm but take no garbage is all!

Shabaha: Aaaaadmit it! You wanna go crazy. YOU WANNA GO ABSOLUTELY FERAL!

Kiara: (*grumbles*)

Shabaha: C'moooon.

Kiara: (*lightly taps Shabaha on the muzzle*) You happy?

Shabaha: It's a start.