#Sorry it took this long

[stripetkattelalala54-gf]

Overworker

Coloring style is based on this comic by overallsandfunnyhats.

I used a reference for Luigi carrying Mario but I sadly can't find the art anymore (my Twitter is a bit glitchy I dunno). Here is the link to the artist though: https://x.com/MikisArt94

[lilcatastrophe]

some turtleneck boys I was asked to make :D

here they are @silentwillowwhisperer !!

[wayfayrr]

hi moss! I'm a newer follower, and first time requester.. I can't help but want to participate in your 300 followers event! (also congrats by the way!)

anyways, I was hoping to order a soft Bailey's (or latte?) with sticky toffee pudding for takeaway, please? thank you!! <3

Its been a while since I've put out one of these huh? I'm still working on them I promise, they're just going to be a little shorter than the ones at the start (between 200/300 words now) and I'll be queuing them out instead mostly because I'd like to have these done so I can open normal requests now - there are going to be a few more legend ones though <3 also for my own sanity they won't have the same banners anymore because the winter theme is honestly not that fitting anymore

“You know I really - hic - really hated you at first. W-when I -heh- when I was learning I was aware.”

“Hmh? Where is this coming from link? And how are you so drunk, I swear you’ve had the same amount as me.”

Maybe I shouldn’t take this for granted, it’s the first time he’s opened up like this as well as my best shot at learning more about what it all was like for him in there. If he’s willing to ramble and a bit of drinking is all it takes to loosen up those words? Well I can just pour him another drink or two, no harm right?

“Relivin-ng everything over and over out - out of order, all of m’ quests. Thought you were tryina drive m’ insane.”

“But then I - I started hearing y’u. You - you were so gen’tle I -”

The second he started swaying it felt almost natural to tug him into my side and let him rest his head on my shoulder like he was an old friend. Not that he isn’t I suppose, from what he’s saying and how many games I’ve played we might as well be. Being so wrapped up in how I felt about all of this going on, I didn’t even consider the impacts on him that he’s been dealing with, after everything that happened with koholint. It’s not surprising he’s struggling when he’s had to go through someone he deeply cared about being entirely fictional. 

“I-I’ felt like I was real hic I- I could hear som’one real.”

“It were like- like I- I had  - It was I.”

Anything coherent is completely gone now, with him bawling into my side. It’s hard to tell if he’s struggling to talk from the tears or how drunk he is now. Not like it would really make a difference. 

[little-fan-stories]

Hello 👋🏼 I’m the one who sent in the ask. It’s ok 👌🏼 these things happen (happens more to me than I am proud of). I was just asking for some of your headcanons about Simon. I also said that my headcanon was that Simon has nightmares of when he betrayed Asha and almost attacking her. He hasn’t gotten much sleep due to the fact. His friends slowly figure it out and help I’m any way they can. (It’s based off a fanfic I’m reading)

Sorry for the wait, hope you'll like it! I really loved writing these

I totally based it on your headcanon that Simon has nightmares about what he has done to Asha

So warning : angst

Also it ended up being more of a mix between headcanons and a fic

Warning movie spoilers :

the first weeks after what happened, he was isolating himself

even if his friends said he was forgiven he was still felling very bad for it

when they understood that, it became their mission to make him feel included and to show him he didn't had to be sorry

of course Gabo teased him about it, calling him a big villain or stuff like that

Simon was annoyed by that but didn't dare saying anything as he was still feeling like a traitor

when Gabo understood his teasing was taken too seriously by Simon, he stopped and found something less problematic to tease him about (without apologizing of course)

the all group tried to organize little events between them to cheer him up with the excuse that they all needed a break from their work

they were trying to not make it obvious their real goal was to help Simon

but of course they weren't really subtil

when Simon understood what was going on, it warmed his heart to see all of his friends trying their best to make him feel better and included

but even if it was going better with them, the nightmares were still there

nightmares where he was possessed by Magnifico, following Asha through the woods, then following each one of his friends, bringing them one by one to him, watching the king hurt them because of him...

that's usually when he wakes up, sweating, trembling, and starts to cry

except one night, where it was so much for him that he woke up screaming

a few minutes later, his friends knocked at the door and entered, worried for him

he couldn't hide how he was feeling anymore, and started to cry

no one said a word, they just gathered around him on the edges of his bed, and gave him a group hug, holding him until he was calmer

after that, they all went to Bazeema's hideout, puts load of blankets and pillows on the floor, brang their mugs with tea and hot cocoa and stayed here all night

they spend a big part of the night talking about what happened with Magnifico, trying to take it all out, to get things straight

they just needed to talk it all out, to be honest with each others

of course they were mad at Simon when he betrayed them, but also very confuse, but they understand his reasons and what's important is that he regrets

and they know he wouldn't intentionally hurt them, when he tried so he was possessed, it wasn't really him

after that, the conversation derived on other subjects, ending in a pillow fight

after that they were so tired, they all quickly fell asleep on the pile of blankets and pillows on the floor

after this night, the nightmares didn't stopped directly, but they were less and less frequent

and now everytime Simon has nightmares about what happened, he rethink about this night where he was surrounded by all his friends, and fall back asleep peacefully

[fortunescaling]

"What if they kissed?"

[[I'll attempt to write a fluffy one for them in return when inspiration strikes and this headache lifts.]]

Night had fallen as they left the opera from a rather delightful evening. Jugram didn't regret expanding his time off work to spend some additional time in town and with Isa. He found his mood lifted and his mind feeling lighter.

But most importantly, he was very content to have had finally made his mind to ask her out. He had been entertaining the idea for quite some time now, debating whether it was worth the risk of possibly turning their friendship awkward.

She was his longest friend and one he shared a lot of similarities with, temperament and lifestyle wise. A bond he had preciously cherished and a bond he could see growing into something more, should she shared the same feelings. So far the new direction they were taking their relationship appeared to sail smoothly.

'I'm glad you enjoyed our date.' He said. 'I always enjoy the time in your company myself.' He added in a soft tone.

'Anyway, it is getting quite late. Shall I walk you home?' He offered his arm. All good things must eventually come to an end. Besides, he wanted to take his time in getting to know her on those new terms. She didn't strike him as the type who liked to be rushed, and he was glad to indulge at slow pace.

They shared their way back between moments of contemplation for the calm of night and conversations about the piece they'd just seen, their favourite scene, what they should see next. Jugram noticed a soft blush on her cheeks, as they exchanged glances, that he found both endearing and amusing. A new side of her he was discovering with great appreciation.

As they reached towards Isa's door, an awkward silent settled between them while they stood in front of one another, about to part goodbye. Should they? Should they not?

'Well, it was a lovely evening and my pleasure to take you out.' He begun, not letting any of the anticipation building in chest transpired in his tone.

'I hope there will be many more.' He added, his lips curving into a soft smile, while his eyes watched carefully for cues in her body language.

As she stood still, not looking quite ready to depart yet, he decided to take his chance. He leaned closer, raising a delicate hand to her cheek and leave a chaste kiss on her skin. That should be appropriate for a third date. 'Goodnight, Isa.'

[nablah]

10 recent listens

tagged by @malcolm-f-tucker (thanks for tagging! <3)

For Elise — Saint Motel

Chit-Chirit-Chit — Mabuhay Singers

Something Different — Katrina Lenk

Tchaikovsky: Swan Lake, Op. 20, Act II: No. 10, Scene. Moderato — Pyotr Ilyich Tchaikovsky, André Previn, London Symphony Orchestra

Trumpet Concerto No. 1 in D Major, MWV 6:32: III. Allegro — Johann Melchior Molter, Niklas Eklund, Drottningholm Baroque Ensemble, Nils-Erik Sparf

Smoke Gets In Your Eyes — Eartha Kitt

Garmoshka — Lev Zhurbin, Jan Vogler

Heart and Soul — Bea Wain

Orfeo ed Euridice, Wq. 30 / Act III: “Che farò senza Euridice?” — Christoph Willibald Gluck, Teresa Berganza, Orchestra of the Royal Opera House, Covent Garden, Sir Alexander Gibson

Math and Science — Bess Rogers

tagging @theresa-of-liechtenstein @supercantaloupe @rosewaterbaptism @dae-seeme-rollin @kagilagilalas @respectablecapers @smile-at-the-stars @theniftycat @tenthousandcats

[queenmeriadoc]

15 Questions 15 Mutuals Tagged by @mistergandalf

Rules: answer the questions and tag fifteen mutuals. I might cheat

1. Are you named after anyone? I get my birth name from my fathers sister, she passed away as a child, I think she was 4 years old at the time

2. When was the last time you cried? A couple of days ago, I was reading a book, a really good book

3. Do you have kids? Ahahaaahahahahhahahaahhahahahhahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahhahaahahhahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahhaha no

4. Do you use sarcasm a lot? Maybe, what`s it to you??

5. What’s the first thing you notice about people? idk, their face? their butt

6. What’s your eye colour? Hang on, let me check again, it`s a sort of bluish grey with a golden circle around the iris

7. Scary movies or happy endings? I love them both, watching scary movie in the cinema is one of my favorite thing to do, but I love both

8. Any special talents? Not dying

9. Where were you born? I was born in hospital that I`m not sure still is in operation, I just googled it, it gave me no answers

10. What are your hobbies? Reading, painting(although I want to be a full time artist), photography, online activities

11. Have you any pets? I have one multicoloured cat named Rasmus, he is the reason for all my scars

12. What sports do you play/have played? I have not, and I am not playing any sports, but I did consider playing football for a brief moment

13. How tall are you? 169 cm or 5`5 according to google

14. Favorite subject in school? Which school? I`m going to say art, I went to art school

15. Dream job? One day I would love to work as a full time artist, creator, storyteller, writer, I just want to create I guess

I`m going to cheat and tag, no one!!!

[thorinds]

1000 Books You May Have Actually Read

[specshroom]

Some rather unlucky investments have landed you in a tad of debt. However, you have know of a way to get out of it that requires very little work on your part.

The "Pussy Portal" company are always hiring after all.

All you have to do is have a portal directly connected to your pussy that any paying customer can use at any time. What could go wrong?

Just realized u didn't actually say it had to be monsterfucking specifically but I made it that anyway lmao.

At least you thought it was going to be very little work on your part.

But now you're not so sure as you sit on the train ride home trying to act like there isn't a monster cock reaching deep in your cunt.

You curse yourself for not reading the terms and conditions of the contract properly. You thought they were just being hyperbolic when they said "Prime Pussy Anywhere, Anytime!" Surely they would have down times right?

No. There are no down times unless you call in a sick day of which you only have few. You shoulda known that pay was too good to be true.

At least whoever's using your portal seems to only be cockwarming themselves for the time being, although that could change at any moment. Every jerk of the train makes you tense up as you try and act as nonchalant as possible. The cock sits so snug and warm inside you, it twitches every time you tense around it.

On the customer app your portal is advertised as specifically "Human pussy" so you like imagining the kinds of monsters who would pick that out specifically. You haven't figured out what monster this one might be, it's rather thick and hot with a very generous amount of precum.

When you get to your stop the train jerks more than you expected and you have to subtly cover your mouth and grab the railing to avoid making a sound. Your customer definitely felt you clench down in panic as their cock jumps in excitement.

They start grinding down slowly on the portal, their cock thrusting shallowly. You speed walk straight for the train station bathrooms and lock yourself inside a stall. Close call but you made it and just in time for their shallow thrusts to turn into full pumps into your slick pussy.

You lean your back on the wall of the stall as your cunt is now being thoroughly pounded by this stranger. You have to crouch to your knees as your orgasm builds up, rubbing your clit with one hand while the other covers your mouth.

Just as you're about to tip over the edge you feel something bigger at the base of the shaft bump against your pussy with each hard thrust. You gasp in realization but it's too late as the monster thrusts their knot past your entrance and you cum hard with a silent scream, spasming and shaking against the bathroom stall.

Their cum fills you to the brim, kept inside by their inflamed knot. They don't stop cumming for several minutes but when they do it takes you several more to compose yourself enough to step out of the bathroom on wobbly legs.

You make the slow and embarrassing walk home while the monster's knot sits snuggly inside your pussy, keeping all that warm cum inside you.

The knot inside you doesn't deflate fully until you're already home and making dinner. You have to grip the counter, shivering slightly as your customer pulls out and goes on with their day having been properly satisfied. The thought makes you feel a strange sense of pride. Just then your phone beeps with a notification from the Portal companies app.

The customer left a tip!

How nice! They also left a review on your page,

"10/10. Best stress relief. Would fuck again."

[mellowsharkpolice]

Part 9 Part 10 Part 11

Start here

[marimbles]

Halloween comic two weeks late bc i will never let tamadrien die

[hinamie]

mwah

[phrysic]

car ride

[rieamena]

totally (not) beating the allegations

best friend!takuma ino headcanons

contains... best friends to lovers, mutual pining, casual confession of love, kisses (platonic), kisses (romantic), modern au, high school to university au, living together-ish, fem intended reader, pet names (baby, babe, love, sexy, handsome, beautiful, sweetie, the list goes on and on), lots of physical touch, nicknames (you call takuma, kuma.), reader has a mother and a father, y'all are basically dating just without the label...

word count: 2.3k (this wasn't supposed to be long. i told myself 0.8k maximum...)

riea's comments: all sixteen people living in takuma city RISE UP! i miss my husband of 35 years so much, come back to me loml :(( something to munch on while y'all wait for the next full throttle chapter. also not too much on me if this is a drabble and not hcs idk the difference :))

first off... i just wanna say that i KNOW I KNOW that ino is one of the funniest people in the jjk cast idc idc!!! if he had more screentime (and if the situation wasnt dire) my boy would be crackin some jokes!!!!

you've been friends with takuma for around 7 years, your first meeting happening in tenth grade, when your teacher paired you two up for an interview project. when time came to actually record the interviews, it was hard to edit out you two laughing uncontrollably every fifteen seconds or so

i mean, you two just had so much in common!!! same favorite color, same favorite franchise, same favorite tv show, same favorite video game; it was like yall were the same person. there was just one thing you both disagreed on: whether hex code #286061 was blue or green

your argument ended up being the last ten minutes of the final video you submitted...

without a doubt, after that, you two became inseparable. in school, people would take notice of your closeness. when one of you were absent, teachers would jokingly ask "where's the other one?"

there was not a single thing you didn't do together, homework, go to the gym, gossip, eavesdrop, etc etc. so of course, you ended up applying to the same universities and when it came time for college acceptance season...

takuma invited you over, forcing you to bring your mailed letters from the eight universities. sprawling out over his lap, you took in the all too familiar sight of his room. you've been in his room more times than you've been in your own (and vice versa!)

i mean ino's been over to your place so many times that he calls your parents mom and dad. and you've been over to his house so much that takuma's mom practically jumped for joy every time you burst through the front doors with a "guess who's home!!!" so it was completely normal that you guys knew the ins and outs of each other's rooms, right?

"kuma, baby," you started with a sigh, reveling in your best friend's repetitive motions. running his hand through your hair, ino looked down at you, eyes showing that he was listening. "i'm scared, what if we don't–"

"ah-ah-ah! no negativity here!" he cut you off, pushing you off his lap and grabbing the letters you left on his desk. "listen here beautiful," takuma says, bringing a hand to your cheek, his heart swelling when you subconsciously leaned into it, "we're gonna take each other's letters, and open them," he handed you a white envelope, the logo of both of yours dream university on it, "starting with, kyōmei."

taking a well needed deep breath, you nodded. "okay," you and ino began to open the envelopes at the same time, only looking at each other when you saw the status. "accepted or rejected in 3...2...1..."

"ACCEPTED"

"ACCEPTED"

cue the mandatory silence before the screaming. "holy shit. you got in." "you got in." "WE GOT IN!!! WE'RE GOING TO KYŌMEI!!!!" you two practically flew off the bed, jumping up and down in celebration. peppering his face in kisses, you nuzzled your face into takuma's neck. "i'm so proud of us! i mean, kyōmei," you pulled away from his neck, shaking his shoulders harshly, "the kyōmei?!!!"

anyways, soon enough, you both realized that you'd have to move away, resulting in a seven hour search for apartments near the university's campus. and just as takuma was about to give up, you found a listing for units 19A and 19B, right in the heart of the city and just a five minute walk from kyōmei

and with that, it was moving day, well, days is more like it considering that the whole process took like ten days... finding cute furniture is really hard! and moving all of it is even harder!! and don't even get me started on the appliances! although, you and takuma found a way around it

like what do both of you need a microwave for? and there isn't a reason to have two dishwashers, there wasn't even a reason to have one! y'all kept your fridges though... who was gonna be banging on the other's door in the middle of the night for some cold water??

with time, it came for the highly anticipated freshman formal, an welcome event hosted by kyōmei itself, and of course, you had to go. so here you were, staring at your figure in the mirror as your best friend's large hand rubbed your shoulder, the other zipping up your black dress. "all done!" he breathed, taking a step away so that you could see for yourself. "i look so cute~" you giggled, hearing the clack of your heels as you twirled. "you do!" he paused, looking you up and down, "when did you get that dress?"

"your mom gave it to me a couple days ago! where'd you get that tux? i don't think i've seen it before," you walked over and straightened takuma's suit, as he laughed in response, "your mom gave it to me..."

"this was planned."

"this was definitely planned."

"we should send a picture in the family group chat!"

"we should!!! but, hair first!"

notice how i said family group chat, singular, not plural. and that's because there's a gc for both of your families! it's name was a mix between "ino" and your last name, since, in all seriousness, your families were close

so here you were, sitting pretty on takuma's lap as you focused on straightening the front pieces of his hair, because that's what best friends do!

"okayyyy sexyyyy," you squealed, moving out of the way so that takuma could see himself in your vanity mirror, "damnn, i look hot!" he smiled as he checked himself out, his hand firmly on your waist (to make sure that you wouldn't fall, of course!). "i knew i was fine but, did i always look this fine?" he asked, looking up at you with his big dark brown eyes, a playful smirk evident on his face. "yes, takuma. you're the sexiest man ever. just a bit of eyeliner on you and we'll be on our way, okay?"

turning back to your station, you grabbed some brown and black pencils before starting to lightly draw over ino's outer eye corner, "do men as sexy as me really need eyeliner?" a look from you was all he needed to know to shut up and close his eyes

and oh, how he loved being so close to you. not just emotionally but physically as well. like, not every duo can say that they barge into the other's apartment to steal snacks! and speaking of snacks... let me just say, there's a whole cabinet in his kitchen reserved for your favorite foods and! he keeps your favorite ice cream flavor stocked in his freezer

you, on the other hand, have a little space where you hide takuma's favorite anything. chips, gummies, takeout menus, you name it, you have it. because your best friend is oh-so-optimistic, it can be harder for him when he's just not having the best of days. which is why when you go your (not so) separate ways at the end of the day, you pack up a basket for him. ribbons in his favorite color, his top 15 favorite snacks from that one time y'all bought one of everything in a nearby convenience store and ranked them, takeout on the way, horror flicks he's been wanting on dvd because he said "its cooler that way", and a handwritten letter from you, for my kuma, scribbled on the envelope

dropping off the basket at his door and retreating back to your place, you'd press your ear against the wall separating your units, physically feeling your heart break when you heard sniffles. that was all you needed to practically fly over to his, a few boxes of tissues in hand. because that's what best friends do!

and don't even get me started on how many belongings y'all have at the other's place... like that one time takuma walked into your apartment announcing his presence, only to be met with silence. let me set up the scene for you. you are taking a relaxing shower when you hear a knock on the door followed by four more and then three more. "come in!" you called out, unbeknownst to you, ino's voice was closer than you thought

"already in here..., anyways. is my shampoo in there?"

"the one with the purple cap?"

"yeah, thanks babe!"

"wait, can you get me my towel?"

or that time when you causally opened the door to his unit (because it was basically yours too) and greeted him with a simple pat on his head before skipping off to find those jeans you thrifted

slight cohabitation aside, the university life was definitely... something. it was clear and obvious that you two were close, a blind man could see it. but close is a really really really vague word, and it's surely not the word that describes the way the two of you act. in this friendship, terms of endearment drop like rain from clouds. every. other. sentence. contains a "babe" or "baby" or "sweetheart" or "darling" WE GET IT OKAY...

and it seems like if y'all go a single day without touching each other, a bomb will fall from the sky and earth would blow up. his hands are constantly on you, his favorite places (when in public) being your shoulders and arms, and when at home it was without a doubt your waist and thighs. just imagine how difficult it must be for people speak to you both on campus when his arm is slung around you and your hand is holding onto his side. the rumors practically created themselves....

and when i say people were shocked, i mean they were SHOCKED when y'all were like "haha, no, we're not dating!!! we're best friends!" everyone was thinking: yeah best friends who FUCK. best friends who are IN LOVE WITH EACH OTHER. y'all became the campus' it couple without being a couple. how does that happen??!??

however... there were a couple of people who were particularly excited to hear that you both were single. a few girls approached you one day while in the general area, asking if it was true that you and ino weren't dating. "we aren't... why?" one of the girls shifted on her feet, clearly nervous. "well... could you um... give this to him for me?!" she bowed, presenting a pretty pink envelope. you froze, staring at the item before giggling. "i see what this is about! don't worry! i'll make sure this gets to him safely!" long story short, that letter was never delivered

and on ino's side, he had some classmates pestering him about you. asking for your favorite show, candy, date style, everything under the sun. "guys, guys! she doesn't even want a boyfriend right now!" takuma shouted, even though two days prior you were complaining about how spending too much time with him was scaring all the hotties away

but let's get into the real stuff... the realization of love

for takuma, there wasn't a "wow, i'm in love with her" moment. what he does know though is that he started feeling something different for you a few months before college admission season. to him, the world was always bright with you by his side but now... it was so much brighter. it was like looking directly into the sun; it hurt but he couldn't look away, he doesn't want to look away. you're the best thing to ever happen to him, and the mere thought of ruining what you have just for some feeling—no matter how intense—isn't... right to him

and you figured it out after a dream you had one night back in high school. you dreamt of being in takuma's arms, the ones you snuck glances at when he wasn't paying attention to you. in not dream world, all you had to do was ask and he'd gladly envelop you but the vibes in this dream were different. there was tension. and it was thick. his beanie was off and thrown somewhere on the bed, your bed. looking back at him, your breath caught in your throat, "hey pretty," he slurred, drunk off tiredness. ino's called you beautiful more times than you can count; he made sure to do it at least once a week, so why... just why did this time make your stomach heat up and your heart race? you woke up with a flushed face, queasy feeling in your gut, and a deep understanding. it wasn't just platonic love anymore

"hey," you started, eyes trained on the movie in front of you, but your mind was focused on something else, "y'know how everyone thinks we're dating?" ino nodded as you reached over to grab the bowl of popcorn. "i've been thinking... maybe they're onto something..."

takuma's gulp could be heard from miles away, "wh-what are you trying to say?"

"what are we? seriously. because i can't sit here and pretend like i don't wish we were something more."

"something more like...?"

"now's not the time to be oblivious! don't you get it?! i'm—"

"i'm in love with you,"

it was like time stood still as you looked at your best friend. his face was lit by the tv screen a couple feet away, his hair was a mess, and slightly prominent dark circles were under his eyes, but... he's never looked more beautiful to you. "have been. for a long time. we've basically been dating for like four years already. four more and then we'll get married?" he flashed his signature smile

"oh, shut up," he brought your face millimeters away from his, whispering "make me." before kissing you deeply, not on your cheek, or your forehead, or your shoulders, but on your lips this time. and all the times after that too

because that's what best friends lovers do, right?

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