#Sorry for being a customer.

[dykeomania]

you know that one scene in 21 jump street where channing tatum and jonah hill are trying to buy off of dave franco's character ("you're the uh.. the dealer????? dealer???????????????? guy???" "yup." "oh cool so like do you make this stuff??? or???" "what do i look like, a fucking scientist? no, i just sell it.") yeah that's dealer!ellie x firsttimeweedbuyer!reader

[sparrowlucero]

I love the licensed doctor who ttrpg where the author clearly has some sort of personal disdain towards non human or campy player characters but contractually can't exclude them (on account of it's doctor who) so instead opts to passive aggressively bully people out of playing aliens and having funny names

[snarkspawn]

I really enjoy playing through tnp again like hi it's been a while

[sturgeongutz]

★AAEEOO HAIR★

finally posting the second hair ive ever made bc the first one is actually atrocious ! ! yes this is named after a jerma bit im sorry

bg compatible

og mesh

hat chops (might be janky my bad yall)

f+m frame

24 EA swatches, 40 in simandy's puppycrow!! (EA mesh required)

★SFS/GDRIVE★

note: hair textures by @simandy >.< tysm for having these resources available for newbies like me hehe <3

[vaguely-concerned]

having seen at least the rough outlines of all the romances now I have to say that I think emmrich's is probably objectively the best in terms of coherence and completeness of story arc (with the understanding that ultimately the 'best' romance is whichever one makes YOUR heart sing anyway so objectivity is a silly thing to claim that way, it just felt like it's the arc with the most well-paced focused content and the least dangling threads)... but lucanis' is my favourite haha. just. the whole kneeling before your beloved full of reverence but without any of the distance that usually implies??? his complete undramatic certainty and calm in every scene with rook after this, having spent the whole game caught between fear and longing???? mr. lives in a pantry but it says nothing about my psyche don't worry about it it's purely for tactical reasons that I keep myself contained in a small dark room not entirely unlike a cell, love among the parsnips -- finally coming to rook in their room and it's so comfortable and comforting???? after all the times rook supports and comforts him through the game he's finally able to return the same to them when they need it while being so calm and steady and it's so fucking sweet and feels so effortless and with no price attached?????? he basically assigns himself the role of your bodyguard and he WILL stab a god over it??????????????? the turn to protector (which was in his heart all along longing to get out and find a place) of it all????? he sounds like he's found himself unexpectedly stumbling into such a soul-lightening state of revelatory existential relief, full on 'you only have to let the soft animal of your body love what it loves' mary oliver style, and he goes and he shares that with rook and protectively envelops them in it when they're hurting??????????????????????????? hello for the maker's sake hello can anyone hear me?????

[galactaknightyaoi]

It's Waddle Dee Wednesday again. Of course I had to draw the two most iconic Waddle Dees of all time!!

[babypuphole]

well for the second customer, i'm thinking a high energy pup that just /looooooves/ to lick. every crevice his thick doggy tongue can reach into, he wants in.

he doesn't need much encouragement, but mommy will smear treats all over you anyway. onto your cute sensitive nipples, along your neck, all the places you're most ticklish. i have to tie you down ofc, bc you just squirm and writhe so damn much. and you need to be a good boy for Rider. yes you do.

when he's gotten all his treats, i'll make you get on all fours and open your mouth so he can lick inside and give you a proper kiss. you'll be conditioned by this point to get horrifically turned on by doggy kisses, the heat of their breath and the wet noises make your brain short circuit.

by the time he comes around to lick into your holes, you're almost sobbing from want. you wave your ass, presenting again like a /good little bitch/ and after another torturous session of licking her mounts you. it's rough and his panting is loud in your ears even as you whine and bark, so desperate and overstimulated.

it's over much too quick, but you get that flood of warmth still as his knot swells up inside of you. he's so rambunctious he likely drags you around the room a bit by his knot, joining in on your whining when he can't break free.

one more customer to go. how badly do you want it, puppy?

ahhh getting licked all over by an excited pup until my head is fuzzy with heat and needing to be bred!! 🥰 getting tickled in all my sensitive spots by the doġgy’s hot tongue before getting lots of hot doġgy kisses 🥵 wanna make out with the doġgy before he eats me out and mounts me that sounds so nice!

ah i’d be such a good little bıtch for the doġgy even when he drags me around i promise!! thank you so much mommy the doġgies all feel so good! 🙏🙏 i’m ready for my next customer please please!!! wanna do a good job for mommy and the doġgy and wanna have my puppy breeding holes used like they’re supposed to be!! i’ll be so good!! <333

[familyforevertutlessss]

UCN Roster of 2024

Probably the last time I am ever gonna draw this, so I thought why not go out with a bang and this time include pretty much every mainline pre-steel wool character, hah! ...It cost me 6 months of my life I'm never getting back....still worth it lol. Anyway here are some close-ups!

And here are my previous rosters! All ordered chronologically!

So...after drawing this stupid thing a total of 7 times now...I think its fair to say that its time to retire this yearly redraw, and give it the rest it deserves. I will forever be grateful for having it go from a fun thing I drew when I was bored to a short-lived yearly redraw that helped me track my art progression. Cya on the flipside!

[b4kuch1n]

siren

[yardsards]

i needed to express a sentiment in the creative stylings of @dunmeshiminimumwage

[solradguy]

Suddenly hit as if by an arrow with the memory of Strive's story mode where Sol and Jack-O' are camping and he makes her sleep on the cold fucking ground instead of at least giving her his jacket to use as a pillow. Romance is so dead

Come on, man

[rozerevival]

More issues than Vogue.

My pretty girl Eli and the shoot I cannot get over. This is my favorite picture of her so far.

All links here.

Thank you to the CC creators 💟 @joliebean, @simandy, @greenllamas, @serenity-cc

[crabsnpersimmons]

Who has the other pair of his shoes. I don’t believe you can buy a red and black pair

good question! i hadn't thought about it until you asked so here's the answer i came up with:

he got them at a discount at the thrift store

the cashier just saw his excitement and couldn't bear to charge him the full price

they aren't even the same style of slides, this silly guy just marches to the beat of his own drum

[snarkspawn]

light of kshahrewar ✨

[succulentsstars]

So the whole “going steady” with the interview thing makes me wonder.

So like if Dnp were at a restaurant, doctor office, with the phouse builder- yknow, not chronically online young people- what happens if their relationship comes up?

Cause like with us, we know not to ask. But like casual conversation can be like “Oh yeah, your partner answered the door last time I came to fix the tub. Or husband? Are you guys married?”

Like what tf do you say to Mr. Builder dude “oh actually we’re like 2000 year old tourtises” ???

[thisfuckingdork]

Finishing this off the CE2 balatro pack with the Kings. This was a lot of fun to do and I like what I ended up with (: Bonus Whole Pack: