#Soot Fam

[mikaikaika]

Imagine the scenes when Wilbur comes back

Wilbur : Thank you for taking care of my daughter while I was away guys

Rest of the Server :

[mikaikaika]

did tommyinnit fucking. canonize himself. do i have to update the family tree now.

[behrjbehr]

Au where Philza gets really possessive of eggs/baby birds. Techno and Wilbur dread hatching season when the hens are sitting on eggs and Phil is out there with them, not letting anyone else enter. He goes full bird brain and sleeps in his own nest with the chickens.

Phil had just returned from a trip and was acting weird. He’d shoved his son and beat friend aside and locked himself in his room. Every time Techno attempted to enter, to bring food or water, he saw Phil’s wings puff up as he growled at him to leave.

Wilbur was the one to notice it. Phil had shifted slightly as he growled revealing a very large, very red stone.

The teen dragged Techno into the room, pointing out the weird rock.

“Maybe is like with the hens,” Wil suggested. “Like-it’s a round rock-it reminds him of an egg”

“That’s definitely not a rock,” techno said, slowly approaching his friend. “It’s an egg.”

“Hey Phil… can you tell me where you found that?”

The avian hissed, hugging the red sphere tighter. “I won’t take it. I promise,” Phil calmed slightly. “Just-tell me where you got it.”

Phil shifted around the egg for several moments before speaking.

“A wandering trader sold it too me,” he admitted. “Said it was barren. But it’s not. I can feel it.”

“Did he say what egg it was?” Techno asked.

Phil shook his head.

“Phil, I think he gave you a dragon egg.”

[peony-pearl]

*slides chapter 3 to u*

[bekolxeram]

I woke up to a dash full of bones, and I thought to myself: What a day to be a moopsy!

But then I realized it was the same kind of bones people have been trying to force feed me since May. I'm a moopsy with standards, give me herringbone, funny bone, trombone, Jackson Rathbone (jk I've never seen Twilight), any other kind of bone.

Please don't force a moopsy into vegetarianism.

Oh, and I've read that opinion piece. It's certainly one of the articles ever written.

First of all, I feel like I'm in a time loop, I can't believe I have to dig through the vault to find this post from June. Tommy wasn't taking Eddie on an "adventure" in 7x04. Both flying and combat sports have been Tommy's passions way before Eddie showed up in his life. They happened to share common interests, so Tommy asked Eddie to tag along for the ride, but he was going to Vegas anyway, solo or not.

Exploring your partner's interests would be more like... I don't know, showing up to a groom-less (and fun-less) bachelor party while being on standby because it's important to your partner? Listening to him ramble about a dead outlaw even though you're so tired from your shift and taking care of him all night that you're basically mumbling half-asleep, yet still manages to catch that he's said "crossed" twice? Thinking your partner is stressing himself over a stupid curse but you still put on a nice suit, drive him to the cemetery and stand behind him while he gives a century old mummy a eulogy, for it to unexpectedly turn into a moment of connection between you two?

Secondly, I'm not even getting into the whole "slow burn is the only valid form of romance" thing. I just never imagined there would be a day I see the words "slow burn" and Bathena put together. They're the antithesis of slow burn. They're explosions in the form of beautiful fireworks. I understand that the author only started the show about a month ago? But literally, in the first episode of S7, Athena told the therapist that while she loved her husband, she didn't know how to just slow down and chill out with him. The cruise ship disaster arc ended with them bonding over yet another near death experience. Life's too short for slow to them.

Thirdly, 9-1-1 doesn't really do cute dates? It's either in the ending montage of an arc or it's a setup for some terrible misfortune afterwards. It's not a YA style queer coming-of-age show either, the best you'll see Buck navigating through queer spaces is speeding from "calling himself an ally while on a date with a guy" through "walking into a room full of people with a soot eating grin". (While we're on that, I guess I have to dig out another post from June about the first date closet comment. Tommy took the initiative to tell Eddie they were just hanging out, and Eddie bought it. He didn't mind keeping Buck's sexuality private, but he did mind Buck pushing him back into the closet with the hot chick lie.)

Finally, Tommy has been relatively involved in the Fire Fam circle ever since his re-introduction. He literally stole borrowed a helicopter and flew the 118 to the Pacific Ocean just to save Bathena. He was at the wedding, he was at the medal ceremony, and now he's part of the hospital vigil for Denny. And each time he's not just there for Buck, he's there for Chimney, he's there for Hen too. For someone who puts so much emphasis on "slow burn", the author seems rather hasty in pronouncing BuckTommy dead on arrival, after watching a total of 5 out of 18 episodes this season (with 2 of them heavily featuring passengers on the plane and putting the whole fire fam to the side no less). Every relationship takes time to build up, I'm sure the author understands that, welcoming a new member into your family is not a question of yes or no, it's also a question of when. Tommy has mentioned 3 times how much he wanted to have a team like that behind his back, how alone he was navigating through life with only negative influence like his father or Gerrard. Buck's story in 8x05 started as a spooky comedy about a mummy, but ended as a heartwarming tale of Buck empathizing with Billy's loneliness and declaring himself part of Billy's posse. So what do you think will be the more satisfying payoff to Tommy's story? Him being formally welcomed to the family eventually? Or having him break up with Buck then cast aside with a mere "lol sucks not being a main ig"?

[spagetticircle]

DUDE WHERE DID ALL THE HERMITCRAFT FANS COME FROM?? LAST I CHECKED IN DREAM SMP WAS STILL THE BIGGEST THING ON THE BLOCK, AND IT'S STILL HUGE! IS THE HERMITCRAFT FANDOM LARGE ENOUGH TO TAKE OVER AUSTRALIA, OR JUST HEAVILY ON TUMBLR??

That isn't anger btw, I'm genuinely confused since it's been a hot minute since I engaged with MCYT fandoms (and I also just couldn't get into hermitcraft).

(Also, as much as I respect the polling, Quackity, Eret or Wilbur should have won. They have all the sexyman qualities in my opinion.)

DEMOGRAPHIC SURVEY

If you watch or participate in fandom for multiple SMPs, pick your current favourite.

[wilbursprincess]

Reader meeting Wilbur's fam

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Wilbur’s Partner Meeting His Family

Wilbur Soot x Gender Neutral Reader

Warnings: None :)

Written so I can procrastinate doing my math <3

Headcannons below cut!

~Wilbur would be so excited to introduce you to his family.

~Well, by family, he means his mom.

~”Are you sure you want me to meet her, Will?”

~He’d nod. “Of course! She’ll love you, baby, I promise.”

~The entire train ride there, you’re a nervous wreck.

~What if you said the wrong thing, did the wrong thing, wore the wrong thing?

~His mom greets you with a warm smile and open arms, and you accept the hug gratefully.

~”So this is the person you can’t stop talking about,” she’d tease Wilbur as you walked down the sidewalk to her car. “Welcome to the family, sweetheart.”

~You three go into a cafe for lunch, Wilbur’s mom buying you a cinnamon roll with a wink.

~”Will told me you liked these, sweetie,” she added, giving him an embarrassing smile and causing you to snort into your coffee.

~The three you talk for what feels like hours, you and Wilbur’s mom instantly clicking.

~”Feel free to come and see me anytime, love,” she says as you hug her goodbye. “With or without my son.”

~She adds you to a group chat with her and Wilbur, sending you all the family recipes and silly ‘good morning’ texts every day.

~You’re practically a ‘Gold’ now.

[plaguephile]

"ɢʀᴜɴɢᴇ ɪS ᴀ ʜɪᴘᴘɪᴇᴅ ʀᴏᴍᴀɴᴛɪᴄ ᴠᴇʀSɪᴏɴ ᴏF ᴘᴜɴᴋ."

… ambrose/scourge/sal ™ ┆he / it / rot / bro + non human / masculine terms please ┆ taken by my lovely bf irl <3

🦴 ★ demirose queer transmasc genderqueer

⸝ ★ . 5teen , 💬 ( sfw int only ) . ࣪ ˖

︵ AuDHD / ASPD / NPD / P-DID / fluxating paranoria / GAD 𖦹︎ !

(bolded means diagnosed, crossed out means suspected, and normal just means not an actual disorder just smth i felt like addng on lol)

' 🐾 . otherkin: golden retriever, german shepard, siberian husky, doberman, alien, shapeshifter, and cryptid

⟢ 🛰 ﹒ copinglink: sal fisher (sally face), sydney novak (i am not okay with this)

★ 🎱 . fictionkin: scourge (warrior cats), peridot (steven universe)

■ , 🦴 ! otherhearted: little brown bat, spotted hyena, white tail deer

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⚠︎ DNI: ⌞ pro-shipper, nsfw blog, anti-xenogender/neopronoun, TERF, radqueer, endo system/supporter (or any non traumagenic system/supporter), radfem, exclusionist, political blog, lgbtq discourse, zionist, wilbur soot/callmecarson/melanie martinez/supporter of any other outted abuser, believe in any form of cluster b personality disorder "abuse" ⌝

⚠︎ THIN ICE: ⌞ transid/x user (just dni if ur the harmful ones like transabled/race/age/etc), contradictory labels (good faith or not)/"gaybian"/"lesboy"/"bi-lesbian"/etc, religious blog, k-pop stan, DSMP fam, older than 18 ⌝

⚠︎ BYI: ⌞ i tend 2 come off as selfish / cold-hearted at times, i am also unempathetic and generally dont really put myself in other ppl's shoes when i cant relare 2 their experiences. i am a paranoid person and i experience hallucinations sometimes and i may post abt them if i feel like i have 2 do so. i use slurs that i reclaim ( faggot, tranny, retard, etc, etc ), i like some problematic medias ( like south park, i guess ). i can also come off as "dry" or "uniterested" but thats only bcz i just met u and i am getting to know u better ⌝

⚠︎ PII: ⌞ desirdae user, alterhuman/nonhuman, at leaat 13 to 17 years old, neurodivergent, smiling friends enjoyer, juggalo, LGBTQ+ or LGBTQ+ ally, or just like the same interests as i do ⌝

tagging system

# ☆ — the doberman growls : rants n talks

# ☆ — clawing at my cage : vents

# ☆ — bad dog! get back here with that post : reblogs, lol

# ☆ — the doberman is on the hunt : reblogged identities that i identify with

# ☆ — doggy drawings

"ɪᴍᴀɢɪɴᴇ ʙᴇɪɴɢ ɪɴ Sᴏᴍᴇᴏɴᴇ’S Sᴄᴇɴᴀʀɪᴏ ᴛʜᴇʏ ᴍᴀᴋᴇ ᴜᴘ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇɪʀ ᴍɪɴᴅ ᴀᴛ ɴɪɢʜᴛ"

( credits to my fav gal on the interweb 4 inspo the 4 this introduction :3 )

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guess what? i make userboxes for alterhumans! check out my inbox check to see if my requests are open and what is currently in drafts, being made, or in the queue!

[bigmack2go]

Ayyo this fandom need some good news for once in a while and since i was sharing hc‘s anyway, i‘ll be so generous

(All of these are about the c!character! None of these are about the content creators or shipping real people!!)

-Tubbo taught ranboo how to walz

-Tubbo would be super grumpy in the morning

-Fundy had an emophase

-Allyssa left because people have lost so many cannon lifes at such young age where they were and she wanted to live somewhere save and normal. She was super important to dream. So the reason he would’ve gone as far as he did and so much further to bring “peace” to the smp, was so he could convince allyssa to come back.

-Techno has schizophrenia (is this canon?)

-Sapnap is like alyssas sister

-Niki helps fundy raise yogurt

-Hannah and george are siblings

-Tina and karl are siblings

-Max and purpled are brothers

-Punz and alyssa are siblings und purpled and max’s older siblings

-Tubbo would wear Karls clothes all the time

-Skeppy and jack r siblings

-Sometimes (just sometimes) tubbo would call philza dad or dadza (on accident???) and he didnt know how to feel about it but he let it slide

-Tubbos eyes r pink bc he inherited albinism from puffy

-Karl has the tism

-Everyone in the syndicate had greek mythology god code names

-Michael has an eyepatch !!!

-Tommy has adhd (duh)

-Tubbo has adhd-authism

-Sapnap has borderline

-Bipolar w!lbur (fuck wilbur soot btw)

-Q has bpd and borderline

-Karl and Ranboo are siblings.

-Ranboo and tina went apart in a huge fight (similar to quackitys and karls) because he forgot her. They didnt have contact at all for years until karl made them bc he was sick of always having to make sure to not talk about the other sibling. They’re still having trouble but they do their best trieng to be better and get closer again.

-Narcissistic schlatt

-Noone ever questioned whether foolish was puffies biological son even tho shes a sheep and no one in her fam has shark genes

-Yogurt being all white has nothing to do with him being born in snowchester, it’s because dream is his biological dad and Puffy‘s albinism skipped a generation so he inherited it from dream.

-tubbos hair used to be malfoy-level pale blonde but he dyed it and dyes it darker woth every new trauma bc he wants to leave his old self, his past behind (doesn’t work lmfao)

[firstmate-firstdate]

Don't scare you? But that's my specialty.

Hello. Name's Harry Hook, duckling. Now, what's a lovely lass like you doing alone?~

Maybe you'd like something personal from me...?~

The Fam

Hook: @sh-ttyseas (aka @joshuacolleyenthusiast)

CJ: @cjh00k (aka @aiodenhunt)

Bridget: @princess-of-hearts (aka @gaygoose09)

Morgie: @morgieserpentine (aka @skellseerwriting)

OOC: Hey chat, it's Mae from @mystic-mae. Here with a Harry Hook RP blog. I'm sobbing, Harry's gonna be hella OOC if I can't figure out how to be this bastard-

× HARRY HOOK TAGS ×

#pirate talks - Harry's general posts and reblogs.

#suave pirate - Harry's flirting with people again. Don't mind him, or do.

#jealousy on tongue - Oh whoops, looks like you've got a jealous Harry on your hands now. Please soothe him.

#soot and smoke - Harry's angst posts and reblogs.

#the first mate - Harry's posts for Uma.

× RULES & REGULATION ×

NSFW is allowed! Just no heavily sexualized actions or super gorey stuff that Harry (or I, the mod) tell you is uncomfortable.

Heavy gore cannot be directed towards Harry Hook, only light gore. I, the mod, will tell you when to stop with the gore.

Failiure to comply results in being blocked, sorry.

No racist, transphobic, homophobic, or ableist shit here. I'm not gonna deal with your asses, and neither will Harry.

I suppose you can be rude to Harry, but why would you do that?

Have fun!

[sophswritingthings]

WILLOWWHITE FAM (LONGSTAR AU)

I have indeed changed a few things around! let’s go through them one by one, shall we?

graystripe: gray, instead of becoming a basically self absorbed asshole, he stays the goofy loving sweet boy that he was in the first book! i think gray/fire/sand is totally poly, like fire/gray is good, sand/fire is good.. but mix them together and you get a little loving circle that will protect each other til they die. in this au they all become a little poly couple, and fire/sand has squirrelkit and leafkit. and I think that featherkit and stormkit are sand/grays kits. they raise them all together in ThunderClan, and when feather/storm is older they do actually feel better being in RiverClan so they do join RiverClan and be the RiverClan new prophecy cats.

willowpelt: I’m making willows mate for the ENTIRE series Whitestorm, instead of it just being said in forest of secrets. so he is the father of gray, dark as well as sorrel, rain, and soot. dark was litter 1 (his other sibling dying before becoming an app), gray was litter two which was a litter of 1, and sorrel/rain/soot are litter 3. instead of willow dying in between books to protect sootpaw sootpaw still actually died and willow becomes elder grandma.

whitestorm: white is a loving, loyal boy and just seriously loves his kiddos. when dark leaves thunder to go to shadow, he ends up meeting with him in secret. white had always been really close with dark, never supported him hanging with tiger because he knew what the warrior was really like, growing up with him (and thistleclaw being his dad, and tigers mentor he especially didn’t trust him). white tries to convince dark but he wouldn’t listen. eventually, when dark comes back bloodied and battered (his ear practically torn to bits) he comes to his senses. of course no one trusts him right away, but white was always there for him. eventually they do trust him and they go back to being a happy family.

darkears(stripe): I changed his name cuz idk darkstripe.. graystripe.. I know they're siblings but I don’t like how similar it sounds. so I gave him dark ears cuz he was born with a floppy ear and that he was always super attentive. dark was the first litter, being the elder brother to all the other kits. his mentor stays the same, being tigerclaw which is why he’s so close to him. (also he has a crush on him for a while before actually becoming mates later. dark is gay in this cuz.. that’s how I see him idk) super duper loyal to tiger even before the pair became mates. and tiger was not a good mate. at all. dark really did love him, he did. but tiger didn’t. he would ridicule him constantly, even going as far to hit/scratch him leaving him with some of the scars he has today. dark does still follow him to shadow cuz he’s practically forced too, and refuses to come back for a while even at whites calls. but eventually he comes to his senses and comes home and gains the clans trust again and becomes a good big brother to his siblings, as well as gaining a mate in a tom named Blacksight (whom I’ve added as a rouge who joined the clan I’ll explain him later) and they are much much better together. If you couldn’t tell I happen to really like the dark I’ve created lol.

sorrelspirit(tail): idk I changed her name cuz I always found it boring, especially considering her bright personality and determination! she suffered an injury and waited moons to actually get her warrior ceremony, and was still as happy as ever. so sorrelspirit it is. she had a rough childhood (im taking out the poisoning.. we don’t need that here. In this AU, it seriously ain’t Important) especially growing up when bloodclan had come into the forest, her father dying before she was even an apprentice. it wasn’t fun. but she kept her spirits up, she couldn’t be so down all the time like other cats she knew. after her injury, she earned her name. she'd never been attracted to any of the tom’s in the clan, settling on the label of lesbian for herself. she never gets a mate, though not finding a connection with anybody—as for the kits, I think that the three of them were found just outside tc territory. i would say that they are rouge kits that were abandoned, and not wanting to leave them, she takes them and claims them as their own. ferncloud nurses them for as long as they need, and they see fern/sorrel as their moms. eventually, sorrel gets a mate in a rc she-cat!

rainwhisker: rain gets a personality. he’s very protective of his siblings, and instead of sorrel being mates with bracken, he is! they are very happy little gay beings together. anyway, rain is kinda sassy and snappy with others- even with firestar and longtail lmao. there’s not really much to say on him.. he’s still a background character, but just know he and bracken r very happy being gay together.

sootpaw(fur): in this au.. soot dies. instead of willow saving him from the badger, she doesn’t get there in time, and he is killed in the process. his siblings and and mother go into a depression for at least three moons, but eventually move past it and know he’s resting softly in starclan.

that’s it for the willowwhite fam! next up is frostlion fam, one of my favs hehehe

[mikaikaika]

Wilbur with Tallulah Wilbur with Chayanne

[lily-lilibeth]

So Horikoshi originally planned to kill shitdeavor and didn't go for it??? goodness I literally would have SCREECHED for joy. Man why not kill that abusive piece of utter shit????

the Todorokis deserve better. Much more better. I hope he didn't kill Dabi and gets him therapy so he can be with his fam again.

I hate that piece of soot so much... ugh. Kill shitdeavor Hori!!!

[thinkingnot]

okay why the hell does wilbur soot looks so damn good in a wig my mum saw him (im watching vods on the fam’s tv) and she was like oh who’s that girl she’s got such a high nose

[g1gglee-rxccoon]

' ' A is for ARSON! ' '

For @wilblee-soot because I love them (in a /fam) way :]

The top is the trailer part type thing

The bottom is arson-cicle 😇

I hope anyone who sees this enjoys it!

Full time taken: 4 ½ hours

Sketch: 30 minutes

Lineart:2 hours

Facial: 30minutes

Shading and colouring: 1 hour

[safyresky]

Crystal Springs Chapter 21: Jacqueline's Cat

aka, Two Weeks Later, is up and at em, right here! Give it a read, give it a review, have a blast and a half!

For those who've recently joined the tag, hi! Allow me to introduce to you my The Santa Clause 3-specific fic, Crystal Springs! If you're in the mood for some funky gen fic, featuring our beloved icy blorbo Jack Frost and a redemption arc of sorts, with a cast of absolutely unhinged OCs, I'd highly recommend giving Crystal Springs a chance! Here's a summary for you all to eat up:

"It's been nearly a year since Jack's thaw and things...could be better, admittedly. It seems, that as the year has gone on and he's improved his relationship with Santa and the whole of Elfsburg, his powers have taken a hit. December's just around the corner, and his powers are just short of being gone.

This wouldn't be a problem if it weren't for the fact that Jack's powers are the only reason that Elfsburg, the Workshop, and the North Pole are able to exist safely, tucked away under the Dome. With his powers gone, the winter magic that keeps the Dome sturdy and dishing out proper quantities of Christmas magic, is running hot and out of control. It's melting, and the North Pole is getting warm.

Unable to hide his power loss any longer, an intervention is held by the Council and Jack admits that he lacks the Frost. But thankfully, there is a solution: enacting the Legate Law, summoning the sprite next-in-line for the title of Jack Frost.

There's just one problem: Jack's Legate is his younger sister, Jacqueline, who he has not seen or talked to since he nearly killed her dead almost fourteen hundred years ago. Out of options, with no other possible solution in their sights, they do it, bringing Jack and the sister he hurt so many years ago back together once more, in the hopes that together, they can get Jack's powers back and stop the Deliquesce.

Unfortunately, the Frosts have never been very lucky. Soon after her arrival, Jacqueline starts experiencing some unexpected blackouts, with unintended consequences. With Jack's powers hanging in the balance, and Jacqueline on the fritz, the pair decide to head back home to Crystal Springs, bringing Jack face to face with the rest of his family...and an ancient threat waiting for their moment to strike, their carefully laid plans finally coming full circle. Seems like saving Christmas may be a little bit...complicated this year.

This fic is my baby. Originally posted in 2012/13, it was finished in 2014/15, rewritten in 2017, and then again starting in 2020. We're still working through the 2020 version NOW, hence why you see these random updates in the tags, but not on ff.net. (CS is not posted to ao3 as of yet, but I'll get to it one of these days! )

Piqued your interest? SCHWEET! Have some links.

PROLOGUE (skipable tbh, will be better once Frostmas is finished) CHAPTER 1 (good starting point, would recommend)

Not vibing it? Cool cool cool, go ahead and click that J key and head on down your dash to something you do vibe!

All caught up on CS 202X? Then onto the main event!

What's 🆕 In Chapter 21?

AXED the ENTIRE lost journals/here's what we learnt at the Dream Spire bit with the cold front, given that I took those events and spread them about the previous two chapters, Chapter 19: The Man with a Plan, and Chapter 20: Freedom, both of which were updated December 4th! (icymi) :)

Probably should've updated this one along with the other two, but I neglected to read ahead/totally forgot about the cold front preamble while Fino is fighting for his life under the bed lol, so here we are! Hopefully it didn't uh. Cause confusion for readers not on tumblr lmao

PREAMBLE ASIDE, WHAT'S GOING ON THIS CHAPTER?

🆕 Sibling fluff!

🆕 Blinter fluff!

🆕 CS lore!

🆕 Fiera's doing hot girl soot! (literally)

BETTER focus on the fam helping the cold front figure shit out re: blackouts and power shortages!

NEW Scott/Carol banter because Carol deserves to get a few digs at Scott!

WORD COUNT F A C T S: 2014 -> 4,440k 2017 -> 7,866k 2022-> 15,431k :O

I think last week's angst really spurred me on to finish this chapter. Please accept my humble offering of the main timeline where all the frosts are alive and thawed and nobody is dead, I swear. And as usual, if you find yourself enjoying it, do drop me a line! Send a review my way! Throw a reblog out there! I like to hear what people think! I will talk about these blorbos for DAYS.