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stay away from children. or consider suicide
Fun fact! I tried! You can read about that in This Post! But I doubt you care! I doubt you're still here! I doubt you even felt obligated to see if I WOULD try AGAIN to die!
I won't! Been there done that didn't work! I am meant to be alive because if I wasn't I wouldn't be!
#I tried to die and failed already#The definition of Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results#I've never been a very persistent person. If I fail I quit. It's just how I am. I am incapable of change.#Anywhoosies#Only time I'll answer and ask like this#I'm assuming this is actually related to the post I linked in which case#Anon did not read the post it seems.#Anyway about the whole stay away from children thing..... yeah sorry#I have a very cute niece who loves me very very much and I'm not going to deprive her of Cool Uncle with lots of Colorful Toys#Just because some rando on the internet thinks they know more about me than me#So mind your business in the future please! Thanks!
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He’s Just Ken | Lando Norris x Volleyball! Reader
Summary: Lando tries to tell the Grid that he's dating an Olympic Volleyball player but instead, they publicly accuse him of lying to them.
Warnings: None? Swearing. Fluff.
Requested: Yes by Anon (here)
2024 season, slightly skewed timeline haha
Face claim is Jordan Thompson but also rando pinterest pics used. American Volleyball player to fit in with 'the twist'
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landonorris non-race weekends mean quality time with my trophy and watching the olympics opening ceremony
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maxfewtrell don’t objectify me like that. i’m more than just your trophy
→ landonorris you wish you were my trophy
teamusa can we count on your support?
→ user1 um, he’s british so no..?
logansargeant looking forward to volleyball
→ landonorris absolutely
→ oscarpiastri it’s just sad now
→ user2 he’s not allowed to enjoy volleyball?
georgrussell63 look, guys, he’s trying to act like a wag
→ alex_albon okay, moving this to social media is a step too far, mate
→ charles_leclerc c’mon, let him have his delusions. he’s not hurting anyone but himself
→ landonorris they’re not delusions!
→ user3 what is this about???
mclaren one of our favourite pictures
→ oscarpiastri can we get him some mandated therapy?
→ landonorris i’m not mentally unwell!
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ynln_usa and i thought i looked good. let’s hear a little commotion for ms. eiffel
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teammate1 okay but you do look good. nothing looks better than team pride
→ ynln_usa AMERICAAAAA 🦅🇺🇸
→ user4 i love how unhinged she is
user5 what is lando doing in the likes
→ user6 logan is also here
→ user7 yes because she’s a usa volleyball player and he’s patriotic af. lando makes no sense
→ user8 logan follows the usa volleyball insta account
logansargeant good luck 🇺🇸 liked by ynln_usa
→ user9 this interaction has my whole heart. my two favourite (and only) american athletes
→ user10 yn and logan meet when?
teamusa that’s our girl!
→ georgerussell63 lando’s imaginary girl
→ oscarpiastri like he could get her, she’s tall and he’s him (this comment thread has been deleted)
landonorris good luck on your first match
→ user11 sit down vroom vroom boy, not going to happen
→ user12 ha, like lando could bag the volleyball goddess. she’s a real athlete
→ alex_albon the people have spoken
Group chat texts Twitch Boys + 2023 babies
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ynln_usa first match down. my thighs are chafed and my voice all yelled out but i am pumped!
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logansargeant what a game! looking forward to the rest of the season
→ ynln_usa thanks for the support
user1 now oscar’s joined the group of drivers following her
→ user2 and charles
→ user3 poor logan can’t gatekeep her anymore
oscarpiastri looks intense
→ ynln_usa says the extreme driver
georgerussell63 lads, what’re we thinking
→ alex_albon just further reinforces our point
→ charles_leclerc she looks very cool
→ user4 what are they all doing here
→ user5 why are they all being suspicious
→ user6 nothing better to do on a weekday?
landonorris i’ve never seen the stars and stripes look so good
→ danielricciardo norizz is back again
→ landonorris don’t you start
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oscarpiastri lando’s dragging us to the olympics to feed into his delusion
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landonorris i’m not lying!
user7 anyone else notice that all of the drivers in paris at the moment have been focusing on the usa women’s volleyball team?
→ user8 alex and george both posted this match, and their pic included player 12 as well??
→ user9 put some respect on yn ln’s name
danielricciardo where was my invite?
→ carlossainz55 and mine?
→ landonorris neither of you have publicly called me a liar. this isn’t a fun little trip. this is me proving a point!
→ danielricciardo so it’s a holiday out of spite?
→ charles_leclerc we are having a great time though
alex_albon i’m willing to go along with his delusions if it gets me more free holidays
→ logansargeant me too
→ georgerussell63 lads, no. we were supposed to be staging on intervention. i made a powerpoint
landonorris i hate all of you
mclaren bring us back a croissant
→ oscarpiastri only if you can find me a sane teammate
→ mclaren deal
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ynln_usa luckily, i look better in silver than gold
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ynln_usa on a serious note, i am blown away by the immense support i have received this olympic season. a massive thank you to the loml @/landonorris for being at the finals (and bringing along some friends) i could hear you screaming in the stands
→ user10 excuse me!! loml lando norris?? since, uh when
teamusa a silver medal and a hard launch. what a day for our champion
→ ynln_usa help, i’ve been captured by a bunch of men who drive in circles
→ teammate any of them single?
landonorris you look so cute with your medal! my olympic silver medalist, everyone
user11 i feel like this isn’t reaching enough people because all of the comments are just congratulating her on a silver medal. where are the people freaking out about the pinned comment?
→ user12 she won a silver freaking medal. that’s more impressive than dating someone below her league
lilymhe i was on the edge of my seat the whole time! congratulations, girly 🥈 (alex facetimed me the whole time so i could watch the match)
→ ynln_usa you mean, lando didn’t give you a ticket? i’ll tell him off for you
→ landonorris how many times do i have to tell people? i didn’t invite them for a nice trip. i was proving a point! it was a petty trip
→ user13 one hell of a trip
landonorris @/oscarpiastri @/charles_leclerc @/georgerussell63 @/alex_albon @/logansargeant read the caption, boys
charles_leclerc amazing match
oscarpiastri what a game!
logansargeant fuck yeah! USA!
georgerussell63 i’ve never been so invested in a volleyball match before
alex_albon well done, team usa
user14 the f1 drivers are being so polite. it’s adorable
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landonorris my baby won silver 🩶🪙
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user1 okay but that picture in front of the eiffel tower. slay
→ oscarpiastri thank you. some of my best work
→ user2 oscar.png when?
→ landonorris it’s only a good pic because he had good models
→ oscarpiastri *model. she’s barbie, you’re just ken
ynln_usa big wins for us both this year
→ landonorris you’re my biggest win
→ danielricciardo cringe liked by ynln_usa
→ landonorris stop it. i saw that, sweetheart
carlossainz55 you used to call me baby…
→ ynln_usa do you want him back?
→ landonorris babe, wtf
→ ynln_usa i’m sorry but carlos is my fave driver and i don’t want him to be sad
→ landonorris dumped.
charles_leclerc okay we get it now. we’re sorry we doubted you
→ georgerussell63 yeah. please stop making out in front of us
→ landonorris vengeance!
→ ynln_usa have you not learnt that he’s petty yet? he dragged you all to paris just to prove he was dating me
alex_albon her silver medal is far cooler than your miami trophy
→ landonorris i agree but shouldn’t you be nice to me like the others?
→ alex_albon no. i never outwardly said i didn’t believe you, just that she was out of your league
→ ynln_usa thank you, alex. it’s amazing what men can do if they make you laugh
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ynln_usa from toddler terror to olympic silver medalist, you’ve been a pain in my ass since we were kids, and i couldn't be prouder to watch you win big 🇺🇸🍾 tagged: ynln_usa
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ynln_usa the childhood best friends to professional athletes pipeline is real
landonorris so you knew i was telling the truth the entire time!
→ logansargeant yeah
→ landonorris why didn’t you tell the others!
→ logansargeant was funny
oscarpiastri i’m sorry but this reveal is even better than finding out lando was telling the truth about dating yn
→ user3 wait, so all these comments were because they didn’t believe he was dating yn
→ alex_albon would you have until their recent posts?
→ user4 no tbf
charles_leclerc you sly dog! you let us bully him for no reason
→ logansargeant it’s what he gets for just trying to casually slip it into conversation and not introducing her like a gentleman should
→ landonorris i brought usa volleyball themed cupcakes!
georgerussell63 this is the best thing i’ve seen all year
mclaren you’ve caused both our drivers to need a lot of therapy. we’ll send the bill your way
→ ynln_usa it’s alright, i’ll cover it. i have to deal with them untherapised otherwise
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A/N: So, sorry, Anon. It wasn't until I'd written this up and then realised I'd completely left Max out of it. So sorry but hope you still enjoy!
As always, request open!
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Salutaions!
Hello, I know that there are quite a few of myself on this... app and I'm glad I have an army of them here! Together, we shall take over This app! but also, please, I've got nothing to do, so out of shear, absolute bordom, I will respond to anything you send me! Okay then, I'm the mod of this whole blog, I'm 23, and to help you differentiate me and Al here, he has the red text and I have the black.
Also, here! Take some guidelines because, dear God, you people need them!
#1. Please, if you are a minor... it's fine if you ask really... just be nice! And... uh... if you don't like swears, go on... get.
#2. Have fun... I found this the second most important
#3. Y'all, this is just for shits and giggles so please, don't leave hate comments! That's just rude...
#4. Please, respectfully, no NSFW stuff... I'll just block you and plus, Alastor is Ace! Just saving you the trouble.
And don't mind the stupid art from the notes app I'll make sometimes...
Oh! And call me Lu Lu! No, that's not my real name, and no, my real name isn't Lucifer.
And! Update! I've got Roleplaying partners now because I some how made friends here!
Lucifer: @madly-enthusiastic
Beelzebub: @ask-the-queen-beelzebub
Charlie: @princesscharliesstuff
Oh! And this one surprised me, but made me really happy!
Lucifer... and Alastor? I dunno: @ask-radioapple
AND WE GOT A VAGGIE! YAY oh shut up...
Vaggie: @hazbinsprotectorxxx
Husker: @husksaysno
Allie (cursed cat Alastor): @cursedcatastor
Angel Dust: @ask-angel-dust-w
Rosie: @askyourauntierosie
Niffty: @nifftyyyyy
The fuck ass bitch of an annoying picture box (Vox): @voxrpblog
Blitz (lizard): @blitzascbog
Alastor again: @alastorisbestdad
Alastor again again: @alastor-ask
Zestial: @ask-zestial
Fuck ass bitch of an annoying picture box the second: @voxtek-enterprises-offical
The bird who hit our window yesterday: @asksheablog
The reason the horny police exist: @mothmandarling
Fizz: @ask-fizzy-jester
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Stupid bird: @adamforthewin
Stupid bird 2: @angelofwrath2
cupcake flavor: @therealbackboneofthevees
Vox blackmail buddy: @justificated-catalyst
Lilith: @queensaskblog
And then we have the random friends that make no sense but here we are :3 (we love the randos)
Hoppy Hoppscotch: @hophopscotch
Ayuda: @shortmomma1993
Willam Afton and Henry Emily: @spring-lock-scars137
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Jax (the damn purple muppet): @ask-jax-things
Bestie: @specified6
Nice Anon: @the-horrible-anon
Other bestie: @alohaitsb1114
THANKS! :D
Random shit you might want to know: pets
Pets: Nathaniel, Silas, Darwin, Dame, Allie, Chester, Sam and Tink
Nathaniel is a rubber Chicken. Silas is a duck. Darwin is a crocodile. Dame is a platypus. Chester is a beaver. Sam is a squirrel and finally Tink is a tabby cat
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Obvious Disclaimer that this is not about any specific anon in particular, not about OTNF themself, but that my following rant might *slightly* punch down on people who ARE, well, older than net fics are.
But my honest opinion is that I really don’t like it when us old heads tend to sorta…talk down to? “Adultsplain”, if that’s even a thing? To The Gen Zs, by being like “damn kids! back in my day we never used our real name or posted selfies or posted about our personal life at all!” Don’t get me wrong, I’m one of those people who never posted the real me — but not because I was anonymous and cared about online safety, because I was a liar 😂 That being said, there ARE older people who definitely over-shared or “doxxed” themselves and still do, and there’s younger people who don’t!
I also feel like being “ha, these stupid KIDS who post about their FANDOM LIFE on TIK TOCK under their REAL NAME AND FACE where IRLS CAN SEE THEM, how STUPID” is not doing anyone any favors. Is that, technically, a smart thing for kids to do? No. Has it become normalized? Yes. And does that suck for people who might be bullied or outed or whatever cuz they genuinely are dumb and don’t know better and then someone they don’t like sees their stuff? Yes.
We all talk about how there’s no more kids spaces on the internet and how that’s a shame, but then five seconds later we’ll reblog that one “At any time I’m at risk of seeing a 14 year olds opinion and that’s why I hate it here” post. There’s really so few kid spaces on the net now, that’s true. We should extend empathy and let the teens be obnoxious and pretentious in peace, rather than making it a point to “ratio” or “roast them.” Idk personally I’d be completely unbothered if some 14 year old insulted my fic or my ship or whatever. I’d just block and move on, no need to try to argue with them.
And also, not all kids are even pretentious or obnoxious! I’m not saying we all need to take the kids under our wings, but we should be careful about not hating them just for being in their teens years, you know?
Also… telling a teenager to not post PII or not get into discourse or not have social media or whatever will NOT work the way you want it to 😭 kids are by default a little bit oppositionally defiant so telling some rando teen to Get Off Your Lawn (blog) rather than just blocking them, will encourage said teen to Stay On Your Lawn.
I just hate how it’s become normal for adults to talk down to teens online. I was harassed by adults online as a kid, then years and years and years later i went through my own “Older Than You™️”phase where I myself was a shit to teenagers, and I truly regret that so much. To this day I still need to make an effort to be careful. I saw on Twitter where an adult posted a DM from a 13 year old, mocking them. The DM said “I’m 14 next year, can I follow you? Please don’t groom me.” And the adult OP was laughing at how stupid the dm was. A few years ago, I would’ve been one of the people retweeting that and rolling my eyes at the child. Now im disgusted by the people who WERE laughing at them.
And again I’m obviously not saying we should be “nice” to the teenagers who mock us for our ships or who virtue signal too hard. But we also don’t need to make fun of their CARRDS or call them Puri-teens or rag on them just for being 17 or younger, yk?
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Teens aren't 'puriteens' just for being young, dude. They have to also be puritanical bullies.
I find the stuff about real names hilarious because, actually, if you're really Internet Old™, then you probably did use your real name... it was right there in your university e-mail address! Or your random early ISP address if your stepdad got it for you and thought the university format was the default. Thanks, stepdad.
I've done every single dumb thing from going to meet my internet pen pal at an Alice Cooper concert to flying to Ireland from Japan to stay with a fandom friend I'd never met without telling anyone where I was going and without a credit card or enough cash to flee if I had to. I remember sitting on the plane thinking "Man, this is such a CSI episode topic".
The really funny part was that despite what she'd said before I visited, we ran into each of her parents at different times and ended up going to a play courtesy of her uncle, and all of them were like "So how do you know each other?" and "But you'd met before, right? RIGHT?!"
The level of panopticon is horrifying now. Teens have my sympathy. That part really is worse, and I think it's driving an entire generation nuts and we're going to see even more shit about people wanting to run away and live in a cabin in the woods with no internet. But in general, I don't think we're so different.
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Hey idk if you're tired of getting proship related asks. But I just have to say I appreciate you. To see you and others be so open about it and still successful, despite the harassment you might get is really cool. It got me to be more open about being proship myself. I've been making my own art and even animations and they have a lot of dark parts about them.
Because I'm not gonna lie I'm scared of getting harassment and the death threats. But you help me be more brave and stand firm in what I want to create. Sorry for the sappy ask but I had to thank you. 😭
It's always nice to receive kind asks, anon! Thank you for your words and I'm glad I can help in whatever small way I can 💖💖💖
In my experience, the amount of harassment you get is heavily influenced by your attitude towards it. Not to state what people say over and over again, but bullies smell fear and thrive on insecurity lmao, the more you let it get to you the more they'll try to target you. When you don't give them the response they're looking for, they get bored and, because they can't actually do anything, they eventually leave. (This is a big generalization and there are other factors of course, there are people who will still go after others).
I know this is easier said than done and depending on your self-esteem and confidence it might be harder, but don't be afraid of harassment or stranger's opinions on the internet. Why you should care what some rando stranger thinks about you? And the death threats are just that, threats, if you are careful about your personal information they can't actually do anything to you. WooOOOoO big scary anon saying they're gonna steal my kneecaps wow I'm so scareeeed
Again, I know it's different for everybody, so take your time and find other people who support you and accept you! Over time it will become easier and you'll be more confident about it :)
#at least that's how it's been for me#im also really open about it out of spite lol#fuck this puritan bullshit#ask
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Dark headcanons feat. Idia
Anonymous asked:
Got any more super dark head canons for our favorite hikikomori? I’m a glutton for punishment, I know.🫠
Anonymous asked:
being normal is overrated. fuck it gimme your most messed up idia hcs nsfw and sfw
Ask and you shall receive, dear Anons, even if it happens several months later 😭
I want to thank you once again for your patience; one of the reasons why it took me this long was that I always get excited when we receive asks about darker scenarios. I got so excited that, I think, some of the hcs are kind of like short stories lol even though I didn’t want to make them too long… well, anyways.
So, dark and messed up hcs! Obviously Idia-centric; a lot of it is Mob/Idia. Starting on a lighter note, but then it gets more messed up.
(I’m not talking about the Tweels and Idia this time (I know there are asks about them too!), they’ll get another post <3 Let’s hope that I’ll finish it soon)
Sometimes he tortures himself by having internet arguments lol He doesn’t feel good when he argues with randos, even though it’s funny sometimes, but sometimes he continues to do it fully knowing that the conversation is completely useless. A couple of times he connected to his opponent’s webcam log and found footage of them masturbating. He could’ve easily used it to end the argument quickly, but for some reason no matter how heated he gets, he doesn’t do it. He thinks about it though.
Idia has seen every single cursed thing on the internet. Things that would make some people traumatised, things that are way too much even for Idia. If cursed things on the internet were an iceberg meme, to Idia Blue Waffle and One Guy One Jar would be the most basic tier. Something that everyone knows and isn’t as shocking. Sometimes he wonders how Azul-shi or Crimson Muscle would react to some of the stuff he’s used to seeing.
Same goes with porn, to be honest. Idia could go months without masturbating or watching porn, but he isn’t sure if it’s because of his low sex drive or because of how bored he is with porn. Regular porn doesn’t do it for him at all, with kinks he either gets into them or suddenly loses interest, his favourite hentai tropes are pretty messed up. He ended up watching some banned illegal stuff a couple of times just to see if he’d feel anything. The next day he was back to his favourite hentai tropes though.
Idia got groped during his entrance ceremony. He has no idea why he was picked out of every single person there, but he thinks it’s because of his hair: everyone’s silhouette is the same in the ceremonial robe, but his hair makes him stand out. Even though his butt is small… When it happened, Idia got so shocked that he just stood there still, allowing them to touch him. He was upset, but at the same time remembered all the hentai and doujins that started this way, and it resulted in him feeling a weird mix of deep disgust and arousal. He had no idea if anyone noticed him getting molested, and if anyone saw that he had a boner, but he sure felt like every single person was looking at him and judging him. He got traumatised by that, but the situation was so bizarre to him that he came without touching himself after returning to his room as quickly as possible.
Despite being shy and antisocial, Idia is very cocky, and he was especially cocky when he was a freshman. Living with 3 other people was a huge stress for him, and as we talk about living with them 24/7, his natural response to stress was to start talking shit. He felt intimidated by everything and everyone back then, and at the same time felt super annoyed because he was a genius who was much more skilled and smart than most of his senpai, and definitely smarter than the goons that he had to share a room with. Long story short, his roommates thought he was weird and bullied him every time Ortho wasn’t around for some reason (i.e. when he was charging): stole his clothes and pillows, threw stuff at him, talked shit about him, not even trying to be quiet about it. One time they dogpiled him on his own bed and made him pee himself. The other time they wrote swear words all over his body, talking about how all this were the things that people called him when he wasn’t listening. Idia got his revenge after that (yay doxing), but he is a bit scared of these guys to this day.
Idia’s second year wasn’t much better because he still had to share a room with a guy. And if the first bunch were bullies that Ortho really didn’t like (he tried to protect Idia, but couldn’t do it all the time), his roommate during his second year was more sneaky. He had good relationship with Ortho, so Ortho didn’t mind leaving these two alone in the room. He even asked Idia to try and befriend the guy because he really thought Idia needed friends. Idia hated the guy though because not only did he treat him just as badly as the previous group, he also constantly threatened that he would complain about Ortho being dangerous, just to make Idia anxious to lose his knight in shining armor. This got so bad that he made Idia cry like a baby one time because the guy convinced him that he would make everything to take Ortho away from him. And Idia isn’t an idiot; he knew that this wasn’t as simple, but something about the way the guy said it made him break down and cry pathetically.
Idia pretty much lived in fear for an entire year, and somewhere around the middle of the first semester the guy started molesting him. Ortho didn’t intervene because Idia tried his best to hide it from him, even when the guy started demanding Idia to suck him off and started sticking fingers up Idia’s ass, mostly to humiliate him. This is why Idia thought that he was either a masochist or just unstable, because while he absolutely hated it, he felt like he also didn’t mind it enough. The guy got kicked out of NRC before he actually raped (=put his penis into Idia) him, and while Idia was super happy, he also felt disappointed. As if Idia deserved bad things to happen to him… or was he actually into this dynamic and wanted to feel punished and used by someone who treats him like shit? He was never into butt stuff before, but he felt himself aching for a dick that he sucked for months while the guy was humiliating him.
Sometimes Idia fantasises about getting violated by other NRC students. It’s not like he looks at them and sighs dreamily, more of a “what if/how would he do this” type of way. He thinks it’s just his morbid curiosity, and even thinks that it’s very self-centered of him to think that Azul or Rook or Sebek or Lilia or Cater or anyone else would want to rape him, but… what if? He has pretty solid scenarios in his head for some of them, it’s surprisingly easy to come up with them based on their interactions…
Idia kind of likes it when his entire head is being hidden during sex. Well, likes the idea of it. Maybe it’s due to the fact that it keeps him anonymous, but the idea of a bag on his head or a hole-in-the-wall thing kind of tickles him. He had a bunch of dreams about getting stuck in a hole in the wall and then being used as a fuck toy. These dreams always end with someone somehow recognising him and calling him “Idia?” though, so Idia wakes up covered in sweat.
One time Idia almost became one of those people who die due to strangling themselves during masturbation. And he isn’t even into this type of stuff, he just wanted to try to see if it would work or not. He didn’t pull his pants down or anything, he tried to do it through clothes, so he was fucking lucky that Ortho woke up just in time to see him passed out with a noose around his neck. Poor Ortho got so worried and obviously came to wrong conclusions, but Idia felt way too embarrassed to confess about the actual reason why he ended up in this situation… it feels horrible knowing that he made Ortho so worried and upset and heartbroken, but he just couldn’t say that he did it to feel good when he orgasms.
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Do you feel comfortable with us recommending your blog to others or...?
Because there are blogs dedicated to analyzing homestuck and they are usually very good but the moment they talk about Eridan all the magic disappears and, I just want to know if it is acceptable to recommend you as like, homework i guess (?).
In the style of, if they are going to talk about complex characters then they should do their due research.
It's okay if you're not comfortable with the idea, maybe I shouldn't be that interested either, it just hurts to know that they can do better, and they are not (on the contrary, its just worse).
Unfortunately, not with that attitude!
I actually have a pretty strict rule to never go out into the fandom in search of fights, and to never answer asks asking me what I think about another fandom member's interpretation of canon ("official"/semi-official works like PQ are exempt). This is because, if I go onto some other guy's blog with zero intention to change my opinion, and say "you're wrong," that makes ME the asshole.
Nobody likes it when someone rocks up to the discussion to tell them they're wrong and try to own them with facts and logic. It's actually kind of a dick thing to do! That's why I contain my takes to my own blog, which, thanks to the block button and blacklists, means that nobody has to engage with me if they don't actively want to.
I've had several instances on this blog before of either having to dismount a conversation where neither side will change their mind with "agree to disagree," told people I can't/won't comment on something because I don't engage with the fandom overall, or straight-up blocked people. I do this because I've made the mistake before of trying to be Correct on the Internet, and the truth is it's an unwinnable battle that makes everybody involved look like a clown. At the end of the day, we're all squabbling about what a webcomic "means," and it's impossible to be 100% correct. God knows I've been wrong, sneakily edited posts, and hoped nobody noticed (if you did, thanks for not saying anything).
If you like my posts and agree with my opinions - great! I wouldn't be doing this if I didn't like the ego boost. If you don't, I'm usually willing to hear people out, but I'm pretty egotistical and we'll most likely agree to disagree. I pretty exclusively reserve actual retaliation for people who rock up (especially while hiding behind anon) pretty much just to tell me I'm wrong. Like I said, the person who does that is an asshole! I try not to be that asshole.
If someone's takes are so "bad" to you that you can't stand seeing them, you have the power to banish that person from ever appearing before you again. Block they ass. You literally don't need a reason. But if you want to do the hard, thankless, joyless, unrewarding, and nearly always futile task of changing someone's opinion, then step one is to take a deep breath and trying not to think about it in terms of enemies and allies, right and wrong. This person is another human, just trying to make a living on this shitty earth, talking about this thing you both like. The vibe should be excitement that you can share an insight they haven't considered, not a tribal monkey instinct to hit another monkey with a big bone club.
If these blogs already do a lot of Homestuck analyzing, chances are, they're receptive to Homestuck. Instead of using me (some rando on the internet) as a source, you should use the comic itself. Lucky for you that I cite my sources, or at least make it easy to look up the parts of the comic I'm talking about. It's a little more legwork than just linking an essay, but you're trying to perform the nearly impossible task of changing someone's mind, so put some elbow grease into it.
And if that doesn't work, welp. Agree to disagree! Haha.
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Con-Artists and You: It’s hard being so rich.
Sampo x rich!male reader
“I'd like to order any type of Sampo for with a male reader.”
Your order is ready 🛐 anon!
— Sampo is a man of many talents, scamming people, running away, earning money, scamming people, did I mention running away? Having a boyfriend has its perks, especially if they’re rich.
—It’s a good thing you have cameras and trackers so you can prepare for something like this. It’s how you knew he was coming to penacony and put his name under your reservation as well.
Your boyfriend doesn’t mean to come to your hotel room in the middle of the night during his one night stay in penacony. And it’s not like he purposely brought up your name to the hotel staff in order to get the key card to your room and access to the vvip facilities. It’s not like you mind though, you love him, though some might say a little too much. You constantly bail him out of monetary trouble and provide him a place to stay when he doesn’t have his own sometimes. And honestly, it’s better he stay with you then some rando, he could get hurt! :(
Opening the door you’re faced with Sampo, and he looks tired, like he’s been running. “You wouldn’t mind if I came in would ya?” He walks in the room and takes a seat on the couch, “When did you get here love? I didn’t know you were coming to penacony.” You ask, making your way towards the couch. And technically you didn’t, it was just an…educated guess. “I thought I’d visit you is all, wouldn’t wanna leave my beloved boyfriend all alone right?” Of course you know he came here for work related purposes but that’s not important right now. You let out a little chuckle and say “I guess not, but are you alright?” While you could track him it’s not like you had cameras on him, that wouldn’t give him any privacy which isn’t what you want at all. “I ran into a bit of trouble with a few folks but nothing your dear old Sampo couldn’t handle.” And noticing the worried expression coming onto your face he decides to put his head in your lap, not wanting to answer any questions right now. Did I mention he knows he’s your weakness? No? Well now I did.
—You and Sampo spent the next few days checking out the dreamscape and spending copious amounts of money. Mostly buying Sampo gifts and food. Sitting in the hotel room Sampo said he wanted to go out to say hello to a friend. After asking more than a few questions you had let him go, telling him to be quick. Though it’s a bit weird that his gps said he was leaving penacony, don’t you think?
—You almost forgot, the reason you came to penacony was to make more money. Like your mother always said, you can never have too much money.
“We should go gambling! It’ll be fun don’t you think?” You asked, you had been in the dreamscape for a while and noticed the casino. Unfortunately Sampo declined your offer, saying he saw a few friends of his. (Thank god this wasn’t your Sampo, or else you would’ve lost it.) Looking around there were many fun characters and games to bet your money, however one in particular caught your eye.
As you got closer to the table you were able to hear the whispers of the people watching. “How does he keep winning?” “He must be cheating!” “What incredible luck.” Pushing past people to get to the front you noticed a man with yellow hair and a peacock-esque color palette, and as you watched, you witnessed him win again and again. Only deciding after the third win, that you had to join in.
Here’s your receipt!
A medium cash grab: $10.00
A bomb shaped ice cube: ¢.25
Marshmallow topping: ¢.25
Service fee: ¢.25
Discount: $5.00
Total: $5.75
Card accepted! Enjoy!
I got distracted so this took waaaay longer than it should’ve. I’m sorry! I hope you like the little cameo, and yes this does take place a little bit before the penacony story line and sparkle and Sampo do switch places while he’s “saying hello to a friend”. A tracker really does come in handy. And Sampo is aware of your not so normal slightly yan tendencies.
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Holy shit you actually read my post thank you. And sorry for what I will throw out here:
Hello again! I guess I should use some label but I always forget. Let's just go with 💭 anon because I think way too much for anyone's liking. And Yes, I did finish Chapter 6.
So Chapter 6 actually gave a LOT of information for us and yes MC finally did stuff that actually helped them gain some merit. Their abilities still feel pretty dormant, I guess they wanted to show off just a small taste of what MC could be capable of in the near future. Hopefully. If they don't relapse back. Your move PB and you don't have a lot going for you atm.
But...that's about it. I think after this many chapters and most of the summaries of the L card stories...I don't really have a lot of expectations. In fact anything with the MC is very low expectations for me. But I say I will give them a slightly lighter sentence for CH6, only a smidge but I'm just that hard to please. In the end, I still don't see why the devils like MC. Like I get the devils have no shame and stuff but if the MC is supposed to represent like "us," then it's not really like, blank slatey enough for me to want to make an MC OC because it's like the game tells you that you have to be a frigging pervert which to each their own, I don't really function that way enough to want to fuck every single devil. If I want to make someone crazy I'd make a demon instead. Heck a powerful demon MC makes more sense than a rando human watching porn who happens to be the descendant of someone important? I mean I expect more to their background but it's "descendant of Solomon this and that." Too much emphasis on the Solomon part(be quiet, Sitri) too.
And honestly agree with you when they decided to go gaga over the angel. Heck during the Foras confession bit I'm just going. "Foras you're so sweet, but..seriously? -scoots him over to Astra/OCs- You can do better." I guess PB is making them consistent of them going stupid over any pretty face, and honestly I think everyone's gonna have to just deal with(and I'm sure they are) MC being...well MC I guess.
I accepted it, but I won't like it. It gets tiring when I have to go: "Oh they did a cool thing good for them--aaaaannnnnd we're back to them being a perverted degenerate. Great. Moving on."
Props to PB making a H game and all that, but maybe I'm silly and want to some more meat on those bone(rs). I don't even bother with the unholy boards anymore because I reading the first parts I'm not really invested to throw in all those candies.
I'll let you in on my inbox strategy 💭 anon. There's literally no organized way I answer asks. I do in fact read every single one, and see if my brain has an answer for it, if I do and I can churn it out without getting distracted it gets posted quickly. If not it takes a few days 😭 (or longer as most of ya'll can clock) So yes! very slow reply rate, but I do read every single one at least once so I can keep track of what I need to answer when I get to it.
SO YES glad you finished chapter 6 so we can talk about this better.
MC really made me wanna smack them when they were doubting the devils because I'm like, hello??? the only good angel you've seen is Leamas and even then he was lying to you for his and Nina's benefit while almost getting ya'll killed in the process. Plus, Gabriel killed your bestie/future husband if he has anything to say about it, every devil's backstory should have you convinced, especially Belial's. His damn vocal cords are damaged, you think he did that on purpose?
"I only heard one side" true. But the angels haven't really given you any reason (main story wise) to believe that they should be trusted and shortly after Camael definitely proved that point by getting frustrated when they wouldn't believe him.
There was also that point where they attacked poor Ppyong, so it's clear that they haven't gotten to that level of being able to handle all of the kings powers. Nor be able to take on multiple contracts.
I love how you mentioned scooting Foras over to other OCs, but yes Foras please look elsewhere.
And to brag about Astra for a bit, if you don't mind me doing so, while Astra does have the "hot girl summer, th0t" personality it's literally because she's allowed to do so in Hell, so why not? back with Minhyeok she doesn't want to further embarrass him by acting out, saves that energy for her job, and comes back home and chills out with him. But also, there's a sense of "I have to fight with them otherwise what I am here for?" which is why she tried to beat up Gabriel when she was attacked by him in the first place lol I had to put that for her because I was like, nah we're not gonna have a character that doesn't fight that doesn't sit right with me.
And other's OCs also seem to have their amazing personalities and some are even fixed on one devil and that's it. I love how realistic that can be, and how everyone's characters differ from MC. That's also why I agree that while they aren't blank-slate enough for self-insert, they are made to where we all can just insert our own characters in place and it would still work to some degree.
And for making a demon OC, I'm starting to think I should bring mine over. Nova is half-demon, but I think my demon OC would fit here too (couldn't really figure out how to get him to fit in the OM universe)
I know there's some MC fans out there that don't really see anything wrong with them, (which is why I have my tag on here) but sorry ya'll MC just ain't doin' it for me. Male MC acting this way too just makes me feel like I'm reading this one BL that I won't mention or we'll be here all damn night....lmao
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!For theme!
Ah yes the sun is shining, the birds are singing, and the hermits are watching Doc and Scar team up to make some sorta machine…wait what. Obviously there’s something strange going on for one it’s barely been a few weeks since the Perimeter incident and its a little obvious why there would be concerns overall with the two teaming up. One being Doc’s talent of bending reality to his will in ways that shouldn’t be mortally possible and two being Scar being an absolute wildcard for better or worse especially with how unhinged he can be during the life series.
So pardon if the rest of the hermits are a tad skeptical when the two star making some sorta machine in the shape of a giant sunflower with Pearl sitting in a chamber minding her own business eating snacks. Which granted not what she expected to do with her day but who’s gonna deny free snacks! So when the machine gets turned on and suddenly it goes from a nice chilly winter day to FULL BLOWN SUMMER in less then two seconds…the hermits have some questions they need answers to damnit!
Rando anon
What's funny, of course, is that Scar did this knowing it would set off his allergies. He wanted to do something good for the hermits, and who doesn't like pretty flowers? As long as they aren't covering his super secret military base, of course.
Honestly, it's nice to see Scar and Doc on the same side again. And the hermits get to enjoy the greenery! There's still a bit of a chill in the air, but it's nicer than overwhelming heat. They'd find it harder to cuddle Scar and Doc (and Pearl too) in thanks.
#hermitshipping#ask#docm77 tag#scar tag#pearl tag#docar#polyhermits#rando anon#mod 🎀#weekly theme: solarpunk
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It's always a good idea to step back and take a break from a passion project, it will get boring and awful if you burn out from it. Plus you can get ideas on what to add during the break so it can be a win-win ^^. Anyway, take care you two! This will always be here I'm sure <3
—Rando Anon
Oh of course!! I still find myself thinking of what else to add in when I have time to work on it again. Thank you for the message and understanding! It'll get done eventually, but I'd rather it not suffer from being worked on despite burnout.
▷ Station Steward Thylak
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Since you demand it so nicely, I'll be a good girl and give you my reaction:
- 100% worth the wait 🥵
- 3000% agree on sugarmommy Agathario
- I love how you write reader not giving too much away so everyone feels represented while reading (like not being specific on the costume they're wearing). That's something that not all writers achieve and I really appreciated 💜
-God I hated Mr.Uninvetive, he reminded me of a rando that one NYE bite me on the shoulder to get my attention while I was talking to some friends 🤡
- 🐙
I don't need a photo, in my head you're a mix between Vi from arcane and Rhea Riple the WWE wrestler, and to you I'm an octopus with back problems and oddly specific knowledge of pregnancy and the human anus and I'm at peace with that.
☝️🤓: The anus have a suction motion if something enters their domains, making very important to always use flare base sex toys in this area (pls don't shove random things up your butt people). Last fact about the anus I promise 🍑
PS: the other anon that thank the goddesses was also me, I hit ask by accident and decided to write it again without explaining bc I'm lazy I forgot :D
Mhmm well done darling thank you 😌
I really do try and keep descriptions of reader as neutral as possible whilst still keeping the story engaging because I want as many people as possible to be able to picture things however they want (whether that be themself or just their interpretation of reader). I know sometimes it’s not perfect but I do try :D
I’m sorry someone BIT you?!?!?! And not even in the fun way wtf that’s so fucking weird 💀💀
Oh that’s so interesting you picture me that way!! I’m always intrigued by what people imagine when they think of me. You’re not only that sweetheart, I also see you as someone that knows that sperm whales spunk a lot <33
☝️🤓: humans are only born with 2 fears (falling and loud noises) any other fear is learnt
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Do you think Tae and JK super close or is him talking about JK nonstop today just fs? I'll admit that before this year, I didn't really think they were that close, but it seems like they're been inseparable lately. And If jk actually shows up at inkigayo like that anon said, then I'll be very surprised.
Overall, who do you think have the strongest relationships in the group?
Hello,
I had this saved in my drafts from a few days ago and, based on what I read yesterday, my view on this has intensified-_-
Tae and Jk did repair their friendship and started getting closer in 2021. But not closer like bff closer. Just friends again because they were distant before.
While Jimim was focused on FACE, Jk and Tae got closer. But I don't think they got to bff level close.
I base myself on the times that Jk came on live after hanging out with Tae and found comfort in army and not Tae. Like...a screen with randos in the comments was better? Also, what united Tae and Jk a lot was gaming but then Jk said he wanted to get rid of his computer.
Which makes me believe that yes, they are friends but not each other's person.
Tae namedropping Jk for no reason and even in questions where Jk was not needed is pure fan service.
I don't know if other people see this as an insult too but there are actual queer couples who have to hide their relationships and can't even mention their partners and have to omitt things for fear of repercussion, and Tae gets to play it up as if him and Jk are so intimate that he would take him to a deserted island.
That's just very sad and inconsiderate of those who don't get the liberty he has.
So no, in my view, they are not the strongest pair, Tae just needs fan support.
For me, the strongest friendships are:
•Jimin and Hobi
•Hobi and Jin
In a way, those 3 are what keep BTS together.
Thanks for stopping by.
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I want to preface that I'm asking this in good faith (or at least trying to), not trying to be edgy, a troll, or provocative.
The outrage from the tiktok of the cis person excluding transmen from their music request because "all they listen to is sad ukulele music" reminds me of cismen complaining "Not all men!" everytime they heard a ciswoman say something disparaging towards men as a gender. My genuine question to you is why is this not at least similar to that?
It is different, I'm not saying it's the same. The oppressed minority complaining about their oppressor only to have the oppressor whine about it is very different from the oppressor making the generalization and the oppressed minority having an issue with it. If that's where the issue begins and ends then okay.
But he's some random tiktok idiot. Just like a guy screaming "not all men!" to some rando saying something like "all men are cheaters", it looks on the outside that a bunch of transmascs are responding "not all transmascs!!" to a random tiktok asshole who doesn't matter. Guys are chastised constantly to stop taking casual social generalizations personally, why does that not apply here for transmascs?
As a post script— if you feel my words may be harmful and don't want to spend the time answering then definitely don't post it. Again I'm not trying to be inflammatory, I'm seeing a pattern and want to know if the comparison is at all valid. I value your opinion or I wouldn't have bothered. Alternatively, if you don't want to post this but still want to reply to it you can just address "The "Not All" anon" and I'll see it. At the very least I fully appreciate you taking the time to read and consider, thank you.
The point of my post was NOT that “Not all trans men make ukelele music”. Cause like… who cares? Like I said, some comments I saw were saying that, and they aren’t wrong because of course trans musicians exist in every genre. But like… that’s not the point at all.
This wasn’t just a random cis person pissing off the thin skinned soft bois, this was a cis person with half a million followers explicitly excluding transmascs from the category of trans people and trans artists. It is a problem that he feels he is an authority on that, it is bad that cis people feel they can be the ones ascribing value to our creations and points of view.
I could go on, like frankly I don’t really think it’s a great practice to generalize and dump on cis men either, but I’ll cap this off and explain that the function of crying “Not All Men” is to misdirect and obfuscate broader conversations so it gets nowhere and nothing changes. I’m not sure what pattern you’re seeing here, but if you can recognize that it IS in fact different, it’s a problem you’re you’re seeing any male minority defending themselves from public ridicule as crying “Not All Men.”
#idk bud it’s just like not at all similar and it worries me that your brain went there#im in goof faith telling you that you’re wrong sorry#anti transmasculinity#transphobia#transmasc
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so sorry to hear it got not fun!! in my opinion (as a rando on the internet, so do what you will) is that you shouldn’t punish yourself at all unless that would make things more fun for you- a funishment if you will
you didn’t stop no touch because you lacked willpower, were impatient, etc, you stopped because what you were doing was causing you genuine distress, and I think listening to your body and your needs is always a good thing that should be rewarded
I hope your stress levels go down soon, I wish you the best of luck!! <33
wauuugh 🥺🥺🥺 you're so sweet anon omg
thank you for this reminder... sometimes I forget that not everything has a Consequence if I don't (or do) do it lol
maybe after I get through finals and other stuff I can try to have fun like this again 💖
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Happy Saturday; a couple of short replies today.
Anonymous asked:
I sound dumb but on kofi I noticed that some of your drawings were labeled Fellow and Mob and there was one on Bluesky for Epel and Mob. Who or what or when is Mob? Is this the dude from Scott Pilgrim?
You are not dumb, Anon! No worries.
“Mob” is basically the same as “just random faceless guy/girl”. Here is a definition from this site:
In Japanese, モブ (short for モブキャラクター) refers to a character who plays a minor role in anime/manga/games.
Dorm students from TWST (the ones that aren’t our main characters) are technically all Mob, like Scarabia student B, Heartslabyul student A, etc. This term is also frequently used in doujins when a character is being paired with some rando, i.e. some pervy old man or just some faceless student. In case with Fellow and Epel it was a pervy old man...
But now I can’t stop thinking about Mobile sleeping around lol
Anonymous asked:
ryu i just wanted to let you know that your aot art still lives rent free in my mind specially the ereri ones you were such a visionary omg !!!! but your new drawings are just as beautiful <3
Oh my god, Ereri!
Thank you so much for your kindness, Anon! Hearing that it such a blast from the past, I can’t believe it’s been 3 years already… I am very excited to apply everything I’ve learned over these years art-wise to more Ereri stuff in the future (whenever it’ll be). So it’s great to hear that there are people who still remember us and our content with these two <3
I am very happy you like my new stuff as well, it means a lot!
Anonymous asked:
Was at a con last weekend and you were like every person's at the twst meetup favorite artist I'm not even kidding
No way… 😭 This is incredibly sweet, thank you very much!
In all honesty though, it really is very surprising, but amazing nonetheless. I am very happy to hear that. It’s hard to even imagine that I exist... irl? In other people’s lives? Idk how to put it.
Thank you for sharing, and I hope you (and everyone else) enjoyed the con.
Anonymous asked:
I wish I had an Idia dakimakura. No question just wanted to share my woes. I need to squeeze the life out of him :(
Honestly, I think a lot of lives would have been improved with an Idia dakimakura… He is very squeezable :”(
Anonymous asked:
I've been having the most intense Lilia/Idia thoughts lately and I just wanted to share them if you're interested.
Cause Idia and Lilia are gaming buddies, yeah?
And I just can't stop thinking about how if they were playing a game with comms, there could be other people there or not but having other people there makes it more fun, and Lilia just messing with Idia so hard.
Just saying the dirtiest stuff and Idia's on the other side of the comms blowing a fuse from all the stuff Lilia's saying.
And if there was people there and they heard that, then Idia would have to deal with the questions later and he'd blow a fuse again just out of embarrassment.
Maybe that's a strange thought to have, but I just wanted to share it cause why not?
LOL poor random people who have to play with these two fuckers! On the other hand, it’s probably very entertaining to listen to them lol
It’s also funny that Crimson Muscle seems to have kind of strict and mature, yet unexpectedly playful vibe, so the image in Idia’s head is very specific. But once they learn each other’s identity… maybe Lilia would start acting like his gremlin self more. He really could make Idia blow a fuse if he wanted to…
No matter what happens, people around them are going to think they’re dating lol
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