#So he doesn't have a lot to go off of. Especially since Depression is one of Larch's driving content emotions

[galewindstudios]

Did I hear Amp wips? (*/ω＼*) Could you share if you're comfortable with that? 💞

~Pink-Anon 💖

Howdy Pink!! You definitely heard correctly :)

A bunch of Amp Doodles feat. Larch, Beer & Geoff!

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I always end up doodling like I do in my sketchbook- so overlapping pieces with crazy bgs and little notes haha.

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[denileisariver]

warnings: dick analysis!, explicit detail on male genitalia, multiple versions of batman ♡, the dark knight, batman: the long halloween, batman beyond, batman: arkham origins, batman: the enemy within, batman: wayne family adventures.

a/n: no, i'm not talking about terry.

THE DARK KNIGHT

since he has a well known reputation of being a whore, i'd imagine it's for a good reason. he knows how to make great use of his cock, with a cut length of 6.5 inches. he's surprisingly pretty veiny too, thick ones that pop out from his pubic bone and lead towards his base that feed his cock. the color of his dick doesn't change entirely too much, staying around #edc8ab, but the tip becomes a soft red when he's hard and especially when he's about to cum.

he fucks around pretty often, so i don't think his balls would be the most big and heavy, but he has a decent size. they wouldn't hang very low either. but despite himself, they're actually sensitive, and he'd become a mess if they received attention. he doesn't cum in super large amounts, but would shoot his load in long thick ropes. his seed is a very pigmented white.

he's very well kempt, maybe doesn't shave to be completely bald down there, but just so it's tidy and comfortable. but since he has long bouts of depression, i'd imagine that during these times, his pubic hair would grow quite a bit.

BATMAN: THE LONG HALLOWEEN

gosh, he has such big dick energy. his cock is 7 inches, and he's definitely mean when he uses it. he's cut and less sensitive, so it might take him some time to get off. despite his size, he isn't the most veiny, but if there was any, they would be smaller and more on his shaft, close to the tip. his tip would be a rounded mushroom shape. he has nice color to him, so even though he's not very pale, his cock can get an almost angry red once his blood is rushing down south. but mostly, his color is around #bda882.

with a huge cock comes huge balls, and this bruce has heavy ones. even though i don't imagine that he has sex very often, his balls still hang on the lower side, much of that because they're so full with cum. since they don't get touched that much, they might be pretty sensitive but not too much, though he might spasm like a virgin if they're attended to when he's close to orgasm. and when he cums, he cums a lot. so much that it makes a huge mess, and if you're not careful, it might leave stains since it's so pigmented.

he could care less to shave himself often. in his mind, there are other things he could waste his time doing, and it's not like he's going to be seen naked too much. but he does care about his appearance quite a bit if he has a partner, so he'd clean himself up a bit, but mostly just out of necessity.

BATMAN BEYOND

oh, old man bruce ♡. even though this version of batman is derived from the animated series and justice league, who i put at 7 inches, unfortunately shrinkage with old age is real, and he's just not the man he used to be. he'd be average, at 6 inches, and it could be joked that he can't get it up anymore, but that's just not true. with his age, he's lost a lot of fat and muscle, the skin sunken in, so suprisingly enough, he'd have veins on him but more so around his pubic bone than on his cock. he's also lost a lot of the color in his skin, growing more pale as he gets older, mostly around #f5ead5. because of this, his cock can get a soft pink hue when he's hard.

his balls aren't very big, though they do hang low. he's spent a lot of his youth fucking to his hearts content, and now he just doesn't have much to give anymore. so with that fact, he doesn't cum a lot either, and it would be opaque as well. he'd reach orgasm much quicker with lost stamina and lack of sex.

he's much too old to worry himself out with shaving often, and it's not like he's fucking anyone anytime soon either, so his pubic hair would grow out up until it got uncomfortable.

BATMAN: ARKHAM ORIGINS

i just know his dick is big. he has monster thighs and a monster cock. he'd be 7.5 inches with a fat girth, every part of him is thick. he's uncut and has a fat head crowned at the top, a long thick vein protruding from his shaft that leads up to his tip. even if he's more on the pale side, he has hyperpigmentation at the base of his cock, but it would fade to an overall color of #f5e5c9 on average. his color doesn't change all that much, even when he cums.

since this is the early years of his time as batman, and he's been traveling the world for many years training, there hasn't been a lot of time for sex according to him. his balls are heavy because they haven't been emptied in so long, so he can cum a decent amount, spurting out in thick globs. i'd imagine he'd cum a bit quicker as well, but his endurance would get better if he fucks regularly.

he focuses too much on work, so he wouldn't prioritize shaving that often, but he does so just enough that his hair is short and easy to manage.

BATMAN: THE ENEMY WITHIN

BATMAN: WAYNE FAMILY ADVENTURES

i imagine him to be pretty average, only 6 inches, but he's so good at using it despite him being pretty shy about it. he's uncut and has little to no veins on his shaft, with a bit of a larger, sensitive head. his cock would be curved slightly to the right, with hyperpigmentation closer to his tip. due to that, any change in color when he cums isn't very noticeable, but despite that, the head still becomes a deep red. the rest of him would be around #f0b884.

his balls would hang a bit more higher, a bit full and plump because of his lack of experience with many partners, but they're not very heavy. he does cum a lot though, a thick seed that can easily overflow and make a large mess. even if he suddenly started to fuck on a regular basis, the amount of cum he has to offer wouldn't change very much anyways.

in spite of his lack of partners, simply for his overall comfortability and preference, he'd keep himself shaven mostly smooth. it'd probably only grow out if he was too busy, and even then i don't imagine it would be very long until he's cutting it off.

hear me out. 8 inches. his kind and caring nature leaves him to be pretty unsuspecting, but he's packing a goddamn weapon in those pants. it's cut and of ample girth and veins, on both the top and underside of his cock. he'd have a pointed mushroom head, a possible deep maroonish color since he has more color in his skin than other versions of batman. the overall color of his length though would be around #dbbf8a. it wouldn't change in color too much, but his tip might darken just slightly when he's getting close to cumming.

breeder balls. no questions asked. he has an army of children, and even though he hasn't fathered them all, he might as well have. they're filled so heavily with cum that he could breed and make a couple of more kids, and he'd be damned if he didn't. he might fuck a decent amount but he cums so much, one would think sex is a rare occurance. and it might be sometimes, since he'd get cockblocked very frequently. regardless, his cum would be a decently pigmented white, and then gradually becoming more translucent as he's finishing.

how much he shaves can honestly depend if he's planning on having sex. typically, he doesn't care to shave other than to keep himself tidy and comfortable, but if he has a partner, he'd prefer to keep his pubic hair mostly to a minimum.

[dystopyx-blog]

Bro I think so hard about being in TWST without meds but specifically with Floyd. The way he just, doesn't care. You're tired? Awww how sad, he wants to play with his favorite shrimpy. You think he doesn't care at all until you hurt yourself and suddenly he's shackled to your side.

I just got like brain blasted by the SH post due to my own spiraling and like tjis idea alone has given me so much comfort

bro Floyd comfort…. I mean he is literally a comfort character for me, if it isn’t obvious lol. I’m really really glad I could give you some comfort! Genuinely, that gives ME comfort. Especially since my yandere twst posts are also meant to give me comfort, so the fact they do the same for others warms my heart.

It’s so surprising the first time Floyd comforts you. He approaches you, going “hey hey hey, what’s the matter with shrimpy? :(“ and you try to tell him it’s nothing. “Ain’t nothin’ if it got shrimpy sad. Tell me what’s wrong.” And to your surprise he sits and listens. And he’s a good listener, at least for you in that specific moment. He doesn’t interrupt, he doesn’t make fun of you, he sits there and hums to let you know he’s listening. You find yourself spilling everything to him, it’s surprisingly easy to. Maybe you shouldn’t have, maybe he’ll just use it all against you in the future, who fucking cares, this is what you need right now. For a second you wonder if this is actually Jade using Shock the Heart on you somehow. But no, it’s Floyd. A seemingly very out of character Floyd? After pouring your heart out to him, he hits you with a sympathetic stare. “Damn, shrimpy,” he says, “that really sucks…”

Then he gets up and you assume, that’s it, he’s gonna leave me here now. But he offers you a hand and a grin. “C’mon Shrimpy, I’m gonna cheer you up.” ‘And he will try his damndest to do just that, taking you all over campus to find something to lift your spirits. But really, the very process of hanging out with him and watching him try to find something to do with you is enough to have you smiling. You end up in the Mostro Lounge, Floyd promising to get ya whatever you want. Unfortunately, Jade is the one to take your order, which means, of course, you’re subject to his needling. But then Floyd shoos him away. And later, when Azul himself appears at your table, hoping to get his suckers on useful information, Floyd glares at him and tells him to leave you alone. “Great Seven, why can’t anyone just leave us alone? Cant they see I’m tryna spend time with my shrimpy?” And maybe you don’t realize it at the time, still so caught off guard from what seemed to be a total flip in personality, but he meant it when he called you his shrimpy. If you were anyone else, he wouldn’t have given a fuck, it’s only because you were you that Floyd was at all invested in your feelings. Cuz everything about his shrimpy is interesting and entertaining. That’s why they’re his. You notice Floyd hangs out with you a lot more after that, stuck to your side like glue. He’s awful for ADD considering his sudden swings in mood. You get distracted, but it’s even worse with him because once he’s in the mood to do something he just does it. So you’ll be trying to focus on work, and he’ll be there because he’s basically always with you at this point, and he suddenly decides you two have to go do this random thing right now. It’s the same when you’re in depressions, too, he’ll drag you along. It’s surprisingly helpful, though. It’s hard to be bored with Floyd, which makes sense considering how much he hates being bored. So even without your antidepressants… well, at least you have Floyd Leech??

[yurinaa-world]

Hi! Can I get Dan Heng, Jing Yuan, and Blade with a reader who's like Furina from Genshin? Also your blog theme is cute ❤️

Characters: Dan Heng, Jing Yuan, and Blade x Female Reader

Synopsis: with reader that’s like Furina

Warnings: Fluff, spelling mistakes

𝒟𝒶𝓃 𝐻𝑒𝓃𝑔

"Well, my dear Dan Heng, rejoice that you are now in my presence.” He listens to words like these all the time. It doesn't bother him that you act the way you do, always acting so confident before running away with a tail between your legs, or even better, hiding behind him.

Whenever you sulk (by a huge body of water filled with sea creatures), on your knees, cupping a little sea creature with such a depressed expression on your face, he’s always there, yet you don’t notice until he reveals himself to you. "Haha, you saw spectacular acting. Did you think I was crying? Well, I wasn't.” You scoff and laugh, trying to pretend you were okay when you weren’t.

Trying to comfort you, but he can’t seem even to touch your walls since you put up 50 more. Since ‘actions speak louder than words’ don’t they “you’re lying." "Ha, I’m not. I don’t know what you're talking about. I've never cried since I’m the life of the show." "Your eyes are puffy.” “THEY AREN’T, so stop saying that!”

You’ll never admit to it unless you're on your last breath or not. So he’ll hug you until you stop crying about whatever upsets you, and he’ll only do this for you.

𝒥𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝒴𝓊𝒶𝓃

When a general is madly in love with you, he won’t care about any flaws you might have. If he were to be honest, when looking at you, he couldn’t help but remember the first time you had. You were a famous performer, and everyone enjoyed your acts, especially the ones that involved mystery. There had to be a trial, or this ain’t a show you want to be in.

You always played ‘the dashing and beautiful watcher/the great judge who had such venom and confidence in her voice’ and he was still training hard with Jingliu; your personality never faltered even without the stage that you were born to be on. It was who you truly were.

Now that you two have been together, you're more sentimental with him since acting for your entire life and being someone you're not is very tiring, so why not take a vacation? You love sea animals so much, why not go somewhere with a lot of animals? like a honeymoon.

𝐵𝓁𝒶𝒹𝑒

"Annoying,” that’s what he always thinks about (not all the time though). Your are so loud that he can hear you from the other room, and your dumb little shows, which he gets dragged to, are always about you.

Call you a brat and know you can’t do anything about it since you're like a scared cat; it doesn’t make it better that you hide behind him every time you go meet someone with a bad reputation; he has to go with you or you’ll die!

Gripping on his arm, "Please, blade, accompany me.” “Why should I do that? I don't remember being some sort of bodyguard to you.” "Blade, please; I promise I won’t bother you again!” He’s just messing with you; he’ll come with you, but he wants something else in return, like maybe the most tame thing he’s thinking about is a kiss.

When you kiss him as a payment, he’s so mean about it afterward, straight up making fun of you. When you complain about him teasing, “I’ll never forgive; you’ve done something worse than treason against me,” before walking off in a hurry.

He’s not all that mean, comforting you whenever you're in a depressive mood, giving you everything, and staying with you until you're better, and when I say he’s glued to you, he’s GLUED to you, making you feel better in any way he can, even if others call extreme care so much. He does not listen to anyone.

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[ankiebitez]

Mpreg with kings? I think mammon can lactate with those big milkers

Whb kings pregnant

gn mc, no warnings really except mentions of pregnancy and slight mentions of nsfw

note: not gonna lie i dont know much about mpreg so this is really short and mostly just thoughts on how i think the kings would act while pregnant lmao, i tried though but i really have like no idea how to write mpreg 😭

more under the cut

Satan

definitely wants kids, ghenna has the most romantic demons so its no surprise that he wants to start a family with you

he would be the best dad when they're born, but while he's pregnant he is probably the second to worst

mood swings, constantly. he's constantly pissed off and very protective of you even though he's the one who's pregnant. think about how animal moms get territorial when they have babies and that is 100% him

i feel like his depression would also get a bit worse bc pregnancy hormones are hell

he's so happy to be having your kid though

Mammon

handling it really well honestly. he's very gentle and cautious for you and the baby now, he doesn't want to hurt either of you and will protect you by any means

his greed has gotten a bit more powerful too because now he has both of his greatest treasures

buying the best of the best stuff for the baby, clothes, a crib, toys, etc. that baby is going to be spoiled when they're born.

you try to say that a baby probably cant use solid gold toys but he just said that since the baby is half demon and part of him they'll naturally be strong enough

honestly he might be right because when the baby starts "kicking" in his belly you swear it looked like a imprint of a version of his gold fists

now you understand why its the demons that get pregnant instead of the human.

his titties somehow get bigger while he's pregnant too

Beelzebub

pregnancy cravings. he will crave the weirdest shit you've ever heard of. and in the biggest portions you could imagine. you'd think he was eating for 300 instead of 2

he actually doesn't wander as much while pregnant since he wants to protect you and the baby, though he does still dissappear out of nowhere sometimes much to baels dismay

he gets sick and nauseous pretty often though in the later months. you know the phrase butterflies in your stomach? well he just gets flies in his stomach since the baby is too young to control that power yet. kind of horrifying tbh but he's handling it okay

right after the baby is born bael locks down the entire palace until you get beelzebub pregnant again. his argument is that its the only way to keep beel in avisos

Leviathan

he is the actual worst. he doesn't just get mood swings he is constantly pissed off while pregnant. would probably also be the type to cry while pissed off for no reason while in private.

hangs anyone in hades for the smallest things. shoes untied? hang. came to talk to him while he's in a bad mood? hang. breathed too hard? hang.

very very protective of you and the baby. no ones allowed to even look at you or his baby bump at this point. even when the babborn no one is allowed to hold them besides you two. they're not even allowed within 6 feet

he gets the baby the most beautiful stuff for their nursery though.

he also feels very prideful while pregnant, knowing that many of the other kings and demons are jealous that he's the one having your child. he's feeding off their envy

Lucifer

he is handling it the best out of everyone. you wouldn't even be able to tell he's pregnant if it weren't for the baby bump.

he was very skeptical about having a child though especially during this war. much less with the descendant of solomon. nonetheless, he is happy to be having a child.

stays in paradise lost the whole time unless absolutely necessary. he will not let anyone harm you or his child

still doesn't talk much, and stays in his garden most of the time to relax. you are welcome to come and sit with him though as long as you're quiet. he does get a bit more agitated by a lot of noise

the seraphim are seething and will definitely try to attack you more often though. they see you as evil incarnate for not only making lucifer sin but also getting him pregnant. lucifer wont have any of that

[the-s1lly-corner]

Their ideal partners

Silly little hcs because ive been thinking what each of the lads look for in a s/o

Slenderman;

Given I'm aiming for the "he's been observing humans for centuries and has grown used to their antics," vibe with him, I feel like he'd like someone who keeps him guessing

Nothing TOO crazy, because he can be irritable, but if you intrigue him he'll definitely stay around

Does he have any peculiar icks? Tastes?

Can't stand messy people... doesn't mind if its unorganized, or a chaotic system, but if you live in muck it's a deal breaker

Doesn't care what you look like, or what gender you are; he sees beyond that because, again, ancient being that's been watching humans for a long time.. kinda desensitized to that sort of thing

Laughing Jack;

He WANTS someone who can match his energy; but he NEEDS someone who can mellow him out

As much as I hate the "I can fix/change him" thing (well I dont HATE it, it really matters on execution and all), Jack needs someone who can make him chill out a bit

Icks? You know those people who kill the energy in a room? Like total buzzkill + downers? He doesnt like those. Not like the "he hates depressed people" way, obviously, but in the way that

Okay so idk if this is just a me thing but I come across a lot of people who do it on purpose for attention/quirkiness, those are the kinds of people he doesnt like

Like slenderman, he doesnt really care what you look like; bros gonna slip himself around you like a snake (affectionately)

Eyeless Jack;

Right off the bat he needs someone who's understanding

It ain't easy being a cursed man who's forced to eat human meat

Someone who's willing to listen to what happened to him, and help him see the brighter side of things

Basically a "storm cloud x sunshine" ship dynamic

Icks? As long as you're not too chaotic or hyper he's fine with it; Jack is more quiet and reserved energy wise, stress tends to make the curses symptoms worse

Prefers short people; he himself is also short (I hc hes about 5'5), and he's a lil insecure, but he's not totally opposed to dating taller people

Masky;

Writing for specifically masky for this one instead of the usual tim, hope that's alright!! I just wanna flesh out him n hoodie more

Bro is kinda..... whouf... rough around the edges; kinda feral

Not like FERAL feral, but this is the kind of dude who tunnels on someone during his work and wont be afraid to body slam into stuff full speed/force

So naturally, he gets hurt a lot. So a caring and soft partner is an immediate go to; especially since in my hc/au tim still exists, just as a different.. persona? Headspace? I really dont know the correct terms <\3

He likes observing as well, but he'll occasionally join in on whatever activity you're doing!!

Icks? Loud people... I would say spontaneous people as well, but considering my take on him, he kinda falls into a softcore version of that category

Hoodie;

Very similar to masky, but also not... between the two hes more.. calm and calculating; whereas Masky tends to dive straight in, in most cases

Should not that neither of them verbally speak; so they both need a partner who's fine with physical touch since that's one of their main ways of communicating/showing affection

Especially with hoodie; dude always has a hand on you and guiding you in some way

Unlike all the others, hoodie does not have ANY preferences for partners. Doesn't matter the personality, body type, and he doesnt have many icks

Like

Probably doesnt like arrogance, kinda just annoys him.... but hey, makes his.. job.. easier

[chiibinomonodamon]

WHO WANTS TO HEAR ME RAMBLE ABOUT GAY FURRY DEMON SEX? XD

(damn, there's a sentence I never thought I'd say....)

Okay...so I see some Stolitz confusion and bashing online and I need to type up a defense here because I won't be able to sleep otherwise lol

I consider myself to be a Ship Critic and someone who takes shipping rather seriously.

What I mean by this is, I like to analyze and break down romantic relationships between fictional characters because it's just interesting to write for me. I especially take delight in friendly debating with opinions that I strongly do *not* agree with.

Let me start off by saying I am NOT a "this ship is awesome because gay furry sex lol" type of girl.

FAR from it. I'm generally more passionate about hetero ships between human characters (because I can relate to them more) among other reasons. So if you wanna dismiss my defense as "shallow fangirlism", you can forget about that lame excuse.

I fell in love with Hazbin Hotel when it was finally released in February and suffered waiting for each new two-parts per week. During that time, I decided to watch Helluva Boss as well, after a friend showed me a particularly soul-crushing clip (Moxxie's childhood trauma about his mother).

Yes, I like funny sex jokes as much as the next goofy adult but scenes like this, scenes that carry a very heavy emotional weight are what really get me in the end, even moreso when VERY little dialogue is exchanged. I knew I had to watch the entire episode run after seeing that the creators had a talent for this.

I saw people asking:

"How did Stolas go from using Blitz as a sex toy to being painfully in love with him?"

Oh I can tell you. I can tell you the EXACT moment this is revealed. But it's not spoon-fed to you; it's quite subtle actually and this is why lots of people miss it.

See, one of the strongest talents Vivenne has shown me is that she REALLY knows how to get her characters to communicate their feelings to the viewers JUST from their expressions and body language. These can be 'blink-and-miss-it' teeny little scenes and it may require a couple rewatches.

But since people demand time stamps for all information others post here, I'll rewatch a few scenes from S1 E7 'Ozzie's' as I'm typing this.

'Ozzie's' remains to be not just my favorite episode of HB...but probably my favorite episode of any adult-targeted animated show outside of Japan (aside from S2 E7's Mid-Season Special)

It has this huge reveal for both Blitzo and Stolas.

We'll first address Blitzo's irrational, stalkerish behavior of Moxxie and Millie.

He's obsessed with them. He finds both of them very attractive, fantasizes about threesomes with them and is constantly inserting himself into their personal lives.

Why?

Because they have everything that he badly badly wants for himself.

They have the perfect marriage and he is trying to live THROUGH them.

This was hilarious to me at the beginnning of the show but it's slowly revealed that it's one of the most tragic and depressing things I've ever seen. And it's scarily realistic too.

But you know this already so let's move on...

Blitzo follows the couple to Ozzie's but he can't get in without a date. So he calls up Stolas and yes, this is very low but he doesn't realize how much this means to Stolas (hell, I'm not sure even Stolas realizes it himself!) but the owl man is giddy with joy, he rushes over and they enter Ozzie's.

When Ozzie and Fizz mock Moxxie for being so sappy towards his wife, this strikes a chord with Blitzo (because they're his IDEAL relationship) and he speaks up to defend them.

NOW PAY CLOSE ATTENTION; THIS IS THE IMPORTANT PART:

Fizz, still holding onto his past grudge turns on Blitzo to humilate him:

"Some nerve you got commenting on a relationship"

Time Stamp: 11:37

As Fizz says "-ship", Blitzo VERY QUICKLY makes eye contact with Stolas who has a look of panic on his face. Blitzo is seeking VALIDATION from Stolas in this sharp, subtle second of screentime, as if to ask

"Well, ARE we in one?"

And then what happens next...Stolas remains silent, Blitzo's ex joins in to announce how selfish Blitzo was in bed with her, tearing him down further. Stolas stands up like he's going to put a stop to it but then Ozzie notices him and interrogates him about sleeping with Blitzo.

Blitzo looks incredibly ashamed and guilty as Stolas blushes with similar feelings...and hides his face behind his menu; HIS BIGGEST MISTAKE IN THE SERIES SO FAR.

Time Stamp: 12:24

The look on Blitzo's face as he grits his teeth and darts his eyes away basically says

"Yeah, I should have known...boy am I an idiot for trusting him to stand up for me".

(look how SHOCKED he is...wow, this hurts fr ;_;)

This is a silent betrayal on Stolas's part. Afterall, his reputation is on the line, so if he were to defend Blitzo, it confirms they are in fact, dating. He chose his pride over Blitzo and Blitzo is crushed by this betrayal.

Moxxie finishes his song and kisses his wife tenderly. Stolas watches this and also wants to have an affectionate moment with Blitzo (who is rightfully glaring daggers at him) and tries to reach for his hand.

Blitzo rejects his touch and suggests they leave. As they do, Blitzo still looks furious and hurt. Stolas is now realizing how badly he screwed up with a "What have I done?" face (13:41)

He even looks disappointed with himself.

After Blitzo drops Stolas off, he thanks him and tries to smooth over the awkwardness with sweet talk but Blitzo just rolls his eyes in disgust and pulls on his face like "I don't want to hear this bullshit".

He responds coldly and curtly, "Yeah." Stolas makes more suggestions to spend time with him, which just makes him even angrier and he snaps

"I'm not fucking you tonight, okay!

I'm really just..." (14:28)

he pauses to wipe a tear because at this point he can barely hold it together (top notch voice acting and animation directing btw)

"...not in the mood, Stolas."

Stolas still tries to talk him into doing couple things unrelated to sex.

Blitzo's face switches back to anger and frustration because Stolas isn't getting the message so he goes for the blunt tactic;

"Stolas, don't act like what we have is anything but YOU wanting ME to fuck you, okay?"

(14:42)

"You make that really clear all the time."

(again his voice sounds like he's about to break down)

"But I-I just can't do it tonight, okay?"

(Finally meets his eye)

"...I'm sorry."

I believe this is code for "I'm sorry we're even in this situation and how your reputation got damaged. " Or, more painfully, "I'm sorry I'm such an embarrassment to you".

Stolas replies "Okay" and takes a deep breath to compose himself. They say goodnight and depart.

An important note here is that Stolas calls him "Blitzo" instead of "Blitzy" to show more respect.

As Blitzo zooms away coldly, Stolas looks up at the sky with tears in his eyes, surprised at how much it hurts.

He then sits down with his head in his hands in anguish...because he's getting that

"Oh...no. These feelings are real" epiphany.

And as if this wasn't enough angst, Blitzo collapses onto his couch at home, goes through the memories on his phone and starts sobbing.

I'm going to be real with you; this is the most heart-breaking shit I have ever seen in an adult show of this type. It's also the first time a show of this type got me to cry.

The last six minutes have revealed so much information without spoonfeeding it to the audience because the show RESPECTS its audience.

To recap:

*Blitzo takes Stolas on a first official date to use him

*Stolas is extremely happy about it

*Blitzo gets humilated and looks to Stolas for validation

*Stolas betrays him and breaks his heart

*Blitzo snaps that their relationship is nothing more than lust-driven sex

*Stolas realizes he's actually in love with Blitzo and it's a huge problem because (he believes) that it's unrequited.

*Blitzo breaks down because the ONE person whom he thought would protect him didn't do so.

So these two are convinced that neither one loves the other...while the irony is, it's quite the opposite.

Because if Blitzo REALLY didn't feel anything towards Stolas, he would not have gotten this emotional.

Yes, they are both lonely...but I really don't think that's all there is between them.

So..........we know WHEN they started falling...now the question is why;

I think the answer's quite simple; single-target affection.

It was mentioned in S2 that Stolas and Stella did sleep together ONE TIME...but Stolas didn't enjoy it at all. He is stuck with a wife who hates him so much that she put a HIT on him...and a daughter who thinks he's a loser. Blitzo is pretty much the one person in his life who is able to make him happy. That one small, bright spot. He enjoys the sex with him but he also simply enjoys his company, as shown in Ozzie's episode. He is thrilled to simply talk to him about his day...and do anything else that couples do. They're complete opposites. Stolas is an intellectual but naive and sheltered. Blitzo is poorly educated but cynical and street-smart. Opposites attract...though this is likely more from Stolas's POV than Blitzo's.

In other words, Stolas is into bad boys xD lmao

In Blitzo's case, Stolas is the only character who shows him physical affection which he desperately craves. He's pretty tsundere about it most of the time...but I think he actually does enjoy that attention...especially when he's always getting disrespected by Moxxie and Loona..and quite a lot of people around him. BUT he's too scared to get serious with anyone because of past trauma and he also believes that no one could possibly love him as a person. :(

Reasons I Think This Love is Real

Aside from what I pointed out in the Ozzie's episode...there's quite a lot of evidence, esp from Stolas's POV.

After he realizes he's in love, he goes to Asomodeous for an ALTERNATIVE method for Blitzo to use so they will no longer sleep together. He wants to set Blitzo free. Which means he DOES truly love him because love is about being generous to the other person. He COULD be totally selfish about it but he isn't.

Asomodeous mentions how against love potions he is and Stolas agrees. He thinks that's out of the question.

'Look My Way' music video. Lol I don't have to say anything more.

In S2 E6 OOPS

This exchange at 16:57

Fizz: Seems your taste has gotten more 'regal', lately?

Blitz: Yeah, well unlike you, I fuck who I want WHEN I want. I'm not gonna be tied down to some big blue-blood asshole.

Fizz: You coulda fooled me the way Prince was cozying up to you at Ozzie's.

Blitz (gets very defensive) HEY! Stolas only cares about have a rugged peasant raw-dog him into his mattress, okay!

It's nothing...(gets hesistant and looks away)...you know...

(Fizz gives him a 'bitch please' look xD)

"it's nothing else."

Fizz: Then why were you even there?

Blitz: OTHER very important reasons of course.

Fizz: Whatever. I don't actually care.

Blitz: Stolas is just a loud, thirsty BITCH!

(Fizz is rolling his eyes again)

Blitz: He loves feeling the thrill of getting dicked by the lower class.

It's a novelty to him.

Fizz: LITERALLY just said I don't care!

Blitz: And then he'll call me and try to see how my day was!

And he'll pretend to care about me and comment on my photos laugh at my jokes...

Fizz: (Smirking) OH! That's definitely your clue right there that it's all bullshit!

Blitz: I KNOW, RIGHT??

Fizz: (Making a 'What in idiot' expression, shaking his head)

Blitz: HE'S JUST A FAKE, PRIVELEDGED ASSHOLE...

Fizz: Sounds like you just hate him for being a prince!

No one (laughs) and I mean NO ONE pretends to care that much just for a cheap lay.

All right. IF ANYONE knows what real love is like, it's Fizzaroli...who is in a very HEALTHY relationship with Asomodeous. He recognizes the signs because he's IN that place. He sees it...and he's annoyed that Blitzo keeps denying it and brushing it off...yet clearly can NOT stop talking about Stolas (amusing irony)

To sum up (this freaking essay lol) 'Stolitz' ABSOLUTELY has the potential to be pure and true...these two just need to communicate...or Stolas has to PROVE to Blitzo that he's serious about his feelings in another way.

There is no doubt that this ship is 100% endgame and is a case of the 'Earn Your Happy Ending' Trope. I look forward to the rest of the journey. Ron is putting my feelings about Stolitz in a perfect phrase:

[al1fers-haven]

Platonic hazbin hotel cast and gn!teen!reader with the personality of loona from helluva boss 👀

It could be a list of hcs or a oneshot. Either way is fine ^^

Hazbin Hotel x GenZ!Reader Headcannons

Imma do this as headcannons because...I can't really find any storyline for this lol CHARLIE

one of the things that Charlie seemed to actually figure out the most was why you were so moody lol, she went through that emo phase too but...yours was sticking a bit too long to be a phase.

She had mentioned a couple times that they were going to focus on your issues separately to keep you from feeling bad, but she never actually went for it. Scared it would set you off a bit.

outside of that, she thought you were adorable, treating you more like a younger sister than a normal hotel attendee.

Sees more of herself in you than she would like to admit, and doesn't truly understand why you are in hell but...she doesn't push.

VAGGIE

Oh god, you and vaggie DO NOT MIX. It's one thing to put two demons together, but Vaggie already acts like a depressed teen at times.

She doesn't really...demand respect but she tries to act motherly towards you and just fails miserably.

You think she is trying to be controlling because you are younger and don't know as much.

Genuinely thinks you can be redeemed, and that if anyone has shot at it, it would be you.

Despite the fact you two don't get along, you come to her for some issues that you know she would be good with, like trying to get better and maintain friendships. that doesn't happen often tho.

You and her mixed is awful for boardgames too, talk about competitive.

You and her definitely got a lot of bad blood on, especially if you get all mean with charlie and yell.

ANGEL DUST

Oh god, it's a beautiful friendship.

You and angeldust get along more than needed, despite both being assholes at times, you both love each other and think a lot of one another.

You are usually the one taking care of him (along with Husk) Whenever he gets too rowdy at clybs, not only that but he takes care of you when you are unstable as well.

You don't do well with men, or any sort of family figure that is a man so as much as you try you always blow up.

You deeply care for the spider porn star but sometimes your personality makes it harder than you'd like. And he is one of the people inside the hotel that understands this the most, it's what you guys bonded over.

LOVES YOUR ATTITUDE.

He thinks your absolutely hilarious and wishes that when he was your age he had half the courage to say the shit you say. Watching you tell Alastor he was a braindead prick? Oh it made his day.

But that worried him a little bit, while he was happy you hadn't been roped into any sort of deal or contract, he was worried you'd say something to the wrong person. And if you ever did he would be there in a heartbeat

you two usually get drunk together since he doesn't want you going to any bars alone (Which you hate, but understand) So he won't help you with the hangover, but he will be right next to you throwing up in the sink as you throw up in the toilet :) HUSK

If you had to have a father bond with anyone? It would be Husk. He refuses to give you drinks for no reason and even has late-night talks with you.

scolds you for not being careful and respecting yourself, and usually just sits there as you yell at him till you say something truly horrible to him.

(Which isn't a lot, this guy can take more than he admits.)

But at the end of the day, he's there to give you advice and let you ramble on about the shitty stuff going on in your life,

hell he even lets you drink if it's truly bad

he's more scared of you ending up like him than you getting drunk young, you are in hell.

definitely helps you to bed and takes care of you when you are drunk or after you are drunk. Seems like the type to have a soft spot for emotionally troubled drunk teens. ALASTOR

Oh god, he hates you.

if it wasn't for the fact you were a part of the hotel or one of Charlie's favorites. He would have killed you by now due to the comments you threw at him.

He couldn't tell who he would rather be in a room with, velvette? Or you.

Despite all of that he had an open mind to your behavior, understanding you were an emotional teen.

but that did NOT make the whole 'fossil' joke suddenly funny to him.

You two have bonded over a couple things, suits, food, and your insomnia. At the end of the day you still hated each other.

But he would totally cover you up if you fell asleep on the couch or something like that.

If you listen to his radio show he actually might start being nice to you, he's a sucker for teens as well. Especially if you are a girl.

DEFINITELY IMAGINE DEADPOOL AND THE SUPERSONIC GIRL FROM THE FIRST MOVIE.

"So what's it going to be? Mean comment? Or long sullen silence." "....you got me in a corner here." NIFTY

you two were an odd duo, usually, you sat through her horrible roach puppet shows and tried to hype her up, but in the end, you just couldn't.

she still appreciated you watching them and not booing.

Definitely tries not to get on your bad side, but ends up being annoying on accident,

you can't be mad at her though... SIR PENTIOUS (or however you spell it.)

This man obviously had cried multiple times because of your attitude and yelling.

He is a softy at heart, and you try to feel bad but he just makes it so easy.

the snake jokes are never-ending, especially if you two decide to form a bond? but I doubt that would ever happen...man is sensitive.

Didn't catch him during the trust fall, instead gagged about how slimy he was and called him a rude name.

Might make a part 2 to this, it's adorable

[twost3ps]

Hazbin Oc voiceclaims LETS GOO

Ok so I've been brewing a bit and have been kinda busy. I got one last exam coming up and then I'm FREEEEE but I wanted to push something simple out so I decided to do voice claims because that is somehow easy (not)

These are partially for the scott pilgrim au, it makes it a bit more immersive to me

Anywayyysss: Heres the video of the voices (it's 4.5 min I'm so sorry)

and if ur interested: let me break down whyyy :3 + small oc blip (I still don't really know how to chracterize them it's all over the place) they go in order of appearance

Micheal: Johnathan Groff

Micheal is pretty closed off and cold. His answers are cold and short, and he doesn't like wasting time. Working 24/7 is his way of ignoring everything bad that has ever happened to him, until recently. He's trying to go back to his roots and have some fun. B4, in Eden he was basically a fun loving party guy who liked to bend the rules, but since his brother's betrayal, he grew angry and to snuff it out he just worked super hard. Super straight laced. But after a while he's trying to be silly again, people find it weird though because it's just been so long.

Initially, I wanted something deep- like deep deep. And while true, Micheal could have a fitting deep voice-

I think Groff just fits really well. He hits all my boxes.

His voice is rich and smooth but has a bit of dorkiness to it?? (Kristoff) The closest thing I can go into describing my Micheal is, again, an ex frat boy that caught depression when things got too real but now is recovering and healing. Idk Groff's voice just gave the vibe. His voice is kinda similar to Jordan's (Lucifur's va) imo, especially when they sing. Of cousre they're not gonna sound identical, but its like Emily and Charlie, it's just similar when they sing. Also Groff can pull off a rocker voice (the Bohemian Rapsody clip) and I need that. I want that rocker Micheal FEAFSEF

In general though, Groff has been my #1 option. Not just for my Micheal, but like, a lot of Micheals I've seen. I look at them and all I can hear is Groff soooo. Yeah. I also think that if Micheal were to be part of the actual series and be Lucifur's twin he'd be the kinda guy they're looking for. But yeah, hes always been #1 choice

Gabriel: Chris Fleming/Jshlatt

Gabriel balances out Micheal's colder demeanor. He's loud and a bit obnoxious about. But overall, this man is a goober. He's a man that can't keep a secret and keeps it real, a bit too real this man is way too honest. Won't shut up once you get him going especially when he's excited. It's bad when he peaks at one emotion because he goes all out. Overtime he's gotten better but still out af.

I wanted Gabriel to have some sort of gruffness. Some edge. Gabriel's thing is spreading the word of God and all but I can't think of him having a smooth voice. (I mean he yells all the time, how can he not???) I wanted something expressive, loud and gruff. A voice that you know does not stfu and does not hold back.

Fleming came to mind when I head him from bigtop burger (love that series) his voice is fun, low and gruff. Jshlatt was recommended by one of my friends when I showed them Gabriel. I was pretty unfamiliar with him b4 and when they showed me him my jaw dropped. His voice is what I kinda want it to be, just a bit higher. And the singing voice fits really well too :)

Raphael: James Earl Jones/Thurl Ravenscroft/Nat King Cole

Raphael is supposed to be this chill soft guy you can go to for comfort. He's like a marshmallow of a man and can be very empathetic. But underneath all that is a unit of a man who could throw you thousands of yards away.

I wanted something rich, deep and smooth. I had to ask my friend again with this one and we got Mufasa (James Earl Jones) Fits really well! So yes, smooth and soft, but an underlying tone of powerful. I also wanted his to have just a lot of bass to it. Something you could sleep to. Why Nat King Cole for the last option? I genuinely have no clue but it fit to me so I slapped it on this bad boy.

Azreal/Dumah: Steve Blum

Ok. Both of them are idiots. My version of them anyways. They fight a lot. I mean when you are suck together it’s bound to happen (They share one body but only one can take full control at one time- mostly Azreal because Dumah hates people. I’ll just show you guys one day. They can separate but only when they are given permission. Big fussy babies). They finish each other’s sentences a lot when talking. Azreal is the goofier brother who likes making jokes and Dumah is the more serious one. When retrieving souls Azreal is the one who takes it while Dumah judges. Dumah hates when people joke while on the job (he hates Azreal for this this) but he hates it even more when they go against God's word. Azreal could give less of a crap, he just finds reaping super fun.

Blum fit for me after watching Puppycat seeing his role as space outlaw. It shows his ability to be goofy but his other roles consist of also very serious characters which fits Dumah and Azreal pretty well. Blum has this crazy rasp about thing going on (is that what it is?) it makes him stand out which fits for the angels that deal with the dead. Makes you very awake imo. Idk there’s just something about it. While Azreal and Dumah share the same voice, Azreal is higher than Dumah’s. What I mean by that is (when looking at the audio clip from the video) when Blum’s voice is generally higher, that’s Azreal. When it’s pitches lower that’s Dumah. Dumah in general doesn’t speak much unlike Azreal- they’re what comes to mind when people think of introvert and extrovert lol

Sadly I couldn't find a sining voice for him :(

Eve: Lisa Hannigan

To me, Eve holds a lot of motherly energy. She's soft and kind, but she actually holds similar feelings to Adam about sinners. Don't get me wrong, she feels bad for their eternal punishment, but in the end, it's on them. Like, if she was presented with the hotel, she'd comply but try to take over it becoming this overbearing presence that would put you in your place without lifing a finger if you didn't fird her standard. If she'd hear one complain shed be like, "i know it sucks but really, you did this to yourself." But besides that, to everyone else, she's kind. In heaven, she's recluse, only really going to Adam for anything. Her punishment on earth did something to her, and unlike Adam, she does not like seeking comfort from others. Shes subtle about it, but you can easily tell by the vibes she gives off - they are STRONG (Idk about this over all this may change)

I feel like this is kinda a given. Then again it could be just me. I wanted Eve to have this soft motherly vibe. Like her voice is just barely above a whisper sometimes, but is still kinda deep. Blue diamond came to mind like immediately. There were other options like Esmeralda’s VA, especially the one from the musical, but I wanted to give Eve this sense of solemn, sort of driftyness and chill. Ngl her character really resonates with blue diamond so it kinda just fell into place. It’s in contrast to Adam’s sharper and more gruff voice, where he can hit more highs, she hits more lows.

Eve is literally Adam’s other half (and while in my au they aren’t in love anymore or maybe they were never in love at all idk, they were definitely soulmates who loved each other dearly)

Again, notes on the floor and everywhere. They thoughts are always super scatterbrained

But yeah that’s pretty much it! If you guys have any recommendations or suggestions yourself feel free to tell me I am welcome to anything!!!

[nicodrawings]

Dump time featuring Billie Morales aka Silly Billie

Update 2: oh! Also the first two illustrations are based on Yotsuba art!

Update: ok HC time, if you wanna know more keep reading as usual.

BILLIE SECTION

-I made Billie 5 years old.

-I’ve mentioned this before but Billie has Asperger’s.

-She didn’t talk until she was like 3 going on 4.

-Her nickname is "silly billy"

-Miles always says "how's my favorite girl in the whole wide world?" when he comes home from school on the weekends.

-Miles is a doting big brother and helps take care of her as well as connecting with her interests.

-As much as she loves her parents, she thinks the world of Miles. She's up under him the most, especially when she's over stimulated, stressed or sleepy. His heartbeat calms her.

-She has a limit to physical contact and taps when she’s ready to let go. She usually only hugs her family. Her and Ganke do hand touches instead of hugs.

-The family helps her navigate her environment and her emotions as well as socializing but never push anything that makes her uncomfortable. They always ask questions and have special routines to help her.

-A part of her routine is on Saturdays they go to the park so she can see the pigeons.

-Miles does not like pigeons, but tolerates them for Billies sake.

-They also have special songs for her like "🎶when you walk across the street take ur eyes off your feet🎶" to remind her to look both ways and pay attention when walking across the street since she can get distracted easily.

-The songs they use also attach her to music. So whenever they go to ganke he plays the piano for her and they make songs up and when she hears a song she likes she starts stimming and wiggling.

-She also takes interest in drawing because she sees Miles drawing and they draw animals and watch Steve Irwin on Saturdays too.

-She doesn't understand figure of speeches so if you say "don't sweat it" she would be like "...sweat what?"

-she doesn’t show a lot of emotions unless she’s feeling something intense.

-She rarely sees Miles in superhero mode in public but when she does she just goes “SPIDER!” and smiles and he waves at her.

-Moral of this story, she is loved.

HOBIE

-He lives with his grandparents in the Bronx area (I’m not sure which side yet tho).

-He loves his grandparents very much.

-One time at a punk rock concert a wise man told him “the most punk thing to do is to take care of yourself, don’t be reliant on the system to do so, cuz they ain’t”

-He told his grandpa the following day and they had a heart to heart about it considering that Hobie was very depressed at the time.

-So with that being said, health is incredibly important to him.

-Some ppl tease him and call him “straight-edge” but it don’t bother him much.

-Hobie officially meets the other spiders when he’s 16.

-Clicks with Gwen and Miles almost immediately.

-Especially Miles, Peter always jokes and says that they were definitely brothers in their past lives.

-Gwen and Hobie bond over music.

-Gwen gets the crush first.

-But unlike Miles she’s more forward and doesn’t wait a billion years so she’s asks him out.

-Hobie says yes.

-Only one that knows how to drive by the time he’s 18.

OTHER STUFF

-Gwen’s relationship with her father just…never gets better in my AU. He’s just an ass and as far as Gwen is concerned they’re not family, they’re just related. With that being said, although it’s never acknowledged, Gwen definitely sees Peter as a father figure in her life. She even has him as her top emergency contact. Peter started to understand this when she was 16, he never questioned it and sees her as his oldest daughter. When she’s had really bad arguments with her father she goes to Peters and spends the night.

-Peter and MJ’s home is open to all the spiderkids. No questions asked.

-Peter and MJ always say “On our taxes we have one kid” when people ask them how many kids they have.

-When Peter gets home he sees how many pairs of shoes are at the door then yells “how many kids are in the house?" They usually yell in response which gives him an idea as to how many kids are there.

-On average there’s no less than 2.

-One time he asked and a really deep voice responded along with the kids.

-It was Venom.

-All the spiders have their own therapist’s but every other weekend there’s a group therapy session for kids with powers funded by S.H.E.I.L.D. It’s not required that they go but it’s open for them regardless, just sign up and come in.

-Ganke donates some of his legos to the program and helps assist sometimes with running it since it’s not ran in the best shape.

-This connects to a bigger problem of helping hero’s with their mental health and stability, especially when they decide to retire.

-If you read the other AU list I had, this is the reason why Ganke switches his major to Social Work when he goes to college.

NICKNAMES

Peter’s nicknames for the kids:

Miles-“Junior/Little Man”

May-“Mayday”

Gwen-"Gwennie Pie”

Ganke-“Goober”

Hobie-“Hobie” (obviously)

Anya-“Ani”

Ganke’s nicknames:

Friends-“Gee” judge calls him “G-money”

Miles’s mom-“Honey”

Ganke’s mom-“Gee-Chan”

The boy that bullies him AKA Sean “Gay-ke”

Peter-“Goober” (as I’ve said before)

Venom and Eddie-“Boy”

Miles’s for when he’s feeling affectionate-“Cariño”

Anyway that’s all I got for now! If you have any questions about my AU please feel free to ask away. I love talking about it as you can see.

[spooky-bunnys]

Fred and George x male dragon animagus reader who can tell them apart and takes part in their shenanigans and scares off anyone who gets too pissed over a prank

he often hoards lots of his shit in his bed and never makes his bed so it’s just a nest and all of his personal stuff that is in his trunk a has all sorts of nasty hexes to keep sticky hands out

often lets the boys play with his hair since it’s so long and doesn’t bother to do much of anything with it other than brush it out

Ah yes. The Weasley twins. My favorite characters in the whole Harry Potter series honestly. My favorite appearance of the twins is in the Goblet of Fire. They looked so good with their shoulder length red hair. Hope you enjoy though.

When the twins found out (Name) McGonagall could transform into his animagus form they were over joked. Especially when he said his patronus was a Dragon. They were expecting a huge fire breathing dragon. Not the tiny dragon that was curled up in his "nest".

See (Name) sleeps in his trunk. That has many spells and hexs casted on it. (Name) didn't like anyone coming into his trunk which he explained is his "safe place". So when a prank goes wrong the twins always comes to his trunk since they're allowed in. They're some of the very few allowed in his trunk, since (Name) only lets those he trusts inside.

Which consists of his mom, the twins, and the golden trio. (Name) doesn't really have friends since he was always getting the twins out of trouble. Or he was getting in trouble for either joining the twins, or is growling at students that bother the twins. Like when Draco Malfoy was bothering the Weasley's about their father.

If the twins hadn't calmed him down their would've been more the just Draco's robs that'd been caught on fire. That's when the boys had cornered (Name) about the reason he could breath fire. Which led to him explaining how his mother helped him over the summer to turn in his animagus form.

The twins stared at his bed and grimaced. (Name) was always hoarding stuff in his "nest". He was always hoarding stuff like almost anything shiny, fuzzy and fluffy stuff(that's where the twins always find their sweaters), and important things. One time (Name) even tried to put the twins in his nest.

Well he sort of succeeded cause, when McGonagall was looking them she found the trio passed out. In the nest. According to George, (Name) had gone to his dragon mind set and semi forced them into the nest. (Name) had felt so bad about it. But they were able to calm him down quickly by playing with his hair.

That was something they found out in one of their first year's at Hogwarts. (Name) had fallen asleep in Muggle studies and Fred saw that he was having a nightmare. So when rubbed his head and ran his fingers through his hair it was like he calmed immediately. So now when (Name) looks like he's going to snap or he's in his depressed mode, the twins play with his hair. Which has gotten quite longer over the years.

But the thing that surprised them the most is the fact that (Name) had been able to tell them apart. He has since their first year. So now when someone needs a certain twin (Name) is the person they go to. Although (Name) does join in with the twins pranking. So sometimes he'll send them to the wrong twin on purpose. It annoys many but the trio enjoys it. A lot.

[justcallmecj]

Humans Are Confusing

Alright. First time posting an actual anything on Tumblr, so let's see how this goes. Ran into a post on here recently and haven't been able to get it out of my mind since, so I kinda wanna ramble.

I like to think that in the Obey Me universe, humans and demons are just Built Different when compared to each other. I also like to think that demons don't truly know a lot about humans. They think they do, or that humans are easy to predict/understand. But they are wrong and having Solomon and Mc around just proves it to them.

Again. Humans and demons are built different. I like to think about the possibility of the human body/mind being able to do things a demons body/mind could never and that absolutely snaps the brothers' minds. So I have thought of a few things I could make funny scenarios out of.

Cracking Bones:

Humans crack all sorts of bones and joints all the time. I know I sure do, mainly my back, fingers and neck. Well, so do Solomon and Mc. They both do it all the time, especially Solomon, and neither thought anything of it when they first started staying in the Devildom. Neither knew that demons can't crack their bones.

The first time Mc cracked their back when stretching, every brothers head whipped towards them. Upon seeing that that sound came from Mc, horror settled in. And even more shock occurred when Solomon, who was nearby, said "Nice. Sounded like that felt good." and Mc, who they all expected to suddenly fall to the floor or something, simply straightened themself and said "Yep. Been needing to do that for a while now." and walked out of the room completely fine. No one knew what the hell just happened.

Demons can't do that. That sounded like a bone fucking breaking so how in the Devildom is Mc okay?!?!

Still in a shock, Mc came back in and noticed the brothers' state. They asked Solomon what was up and he had no clue. So they asked. Only Lucifer was able to shake himself our of his stupor enough to ask the question.

And this left Mc and Solomon both very confused. "Can you guys not do that?" and all the brothers frantically shook there heads. With a chuckle, Solomon explained that humans could simply move their bones and joints in a way that resulted in a cracking sound. It was something that actually resulted in relief, in pressure being taken off those points.

Then he promptly stood up and swung his torso, multiple cracking sounds filling the room from his back and then he bent his fingers one by one, each motion resulting in another crack. Then he walked up to Mc and they both left the room, completely fine. Asmo almost passed out that day.

And now all the demons and angels have a short panic whenever Mc or Solomon crack something until they remember that it's apparently normal for them.

The need for socialization:

Demons can and have gone centuries alone. Whether it was self-induced or a punishment, they will be fine in the long run. Hell, even some of the brothers can go a couple months without socializing (Levi and Belphie) and have no problems. Isolation is no life threatening thing for them. But it is for humans.

The brothers never knew what could happen to a human left isolated for too long until Mc and Solomon started talking about is to each other. It was a long conversation about the effects and risks of it.

Humans can develop physical and mental disease and illness from isolation. Heart problems, depression, mental decline, hallucinations, extreme anxiety, increased blood pressure, even insanity.

Why? Could humans not just...be okay? Why would they get all these problems if they isolated for so long? That doesn't happen to demons, or even angels. So, they started asking questions, all of which made Mc and Solomon realize how these topics, which are sort of common knowledge among humans, are very much unknown to the people of the other realms

And so they explained. Explained how humans were built to be social, to depend on each other physically and mentally. While they are capable of surviving alone for a while, or even a whole lifetime, they will still develop problems. Isolation can literally alter the brain chemistry of a human. They brought up the fact that Mc doesn't like to be alone for too long, getting lonely and too far into their own head when they get ignored. The fact that Solomon, who has gone dangerously long without contact, finds the subtle ways to latch himself onto people or goes somewhere with lot of people and lets himself be with them, to feed off their energy and be human again.

Let's just say that, after this conversation, everyone made an effort to no longer ignore Mc or Solomon for too long.

(I may find more of these ideas so stay tuned?)

[hobiebrownismygod]

Researching Characters so you don't have to Part 4: Spider-Noir - How to write him

So this ones probably not gonna be as popular, since not that many people write Spider-Noir, but here's a short analysis anyway! <3

Art above is NOT MINE! Made by @ilikecarpet1 on Twitter and is linked!

His Time Period and how that affects his character:

"The Great Depression plays a significant role in the backstory of Spider-Man Noir, also known as Peter Parker. During this time, Peter's Uncle Ben was murdered for encouraging a strike against the local sweatshops, a reflection of the economic and social struggles of the era. This event spurred Peter to become an investigative journalist, seeking to expose the corruption rampant in New York. The era's atmosphere of desperation and injustice also influenced Spider-Man Noir's darker, more violent vigilante persona compared to other versions of Spider-Man. The Great Depression setting adds a unique, gritty layer to Spider-Man Noir's character and motivations." (Marvelfandom.com - source below)

Spider-Noir was born during the Great Depression and was raised by his aunt and uncle who were both human rights activists. His uncle was murdered and eaten by his universe's version of the Green Goblin. Spider-Noir has an extremely horrific backstory, and the way that you write him should influence that. His trauma actually led to him deciding to become a detective, who's goal was to expose the corrupted companies and individuals running New York.

Note: His backstory is actually fairly similar to Spider-punk's backstory, and both of them fight fascists, nazis and corrupted jerks so fanfictions and headcanons between the two wouldn't be far off!

His main nemesis is Norman Osborne, who basically runs the city and is portrayed in a mafia boss-esque kind of view.

Society during the Great Depression:

The Great Depression was a horrid time for anyone living in the US, during which thousands of people lost their jobs, their savings and worse. Spider-Noir's aunt was actually an activist who helped the homeless and unemployed, and Spider-Noir's family overall really tried to instill the idea of responsibility and the problems of governmental neglection onto him.

How does this affect his views?

He fights directly against the society and the corrupted government, and isn't afraid to use violence. He carries guns, has no moral compass directed away from murder and will often try to fight violence with even more violence. He's a very gritty and morbid version of the original Peter Parker that we have, so don't let ITSV's portrayal of him make you think he's a softie! He's actually a pretty terrifying guy.

Note: I've seen a lot of sources saying that he's socialist as well, so that may add into your writing if you decide to do any! This means that his views will probably be different than the average man from the 1930s, considering socialism has never been that popular in the US, especially back then.

Overall:

If you want to write him accurately, make sure to go really into depth about his trauma and the fact that he has nothing against killing. For Spider-punk, a lot of people bring up the fact that he kills, but only when talking about cops or Norman Osborne. Spider-punk doesn't kill normally. However, for Spider-Noir, its very different, because Spider-Noir has no problem with killing villains like the Vulture, while most spider-people do.

Last thing:

When writing his accent, don't write him with a transatlantic accent, which is what most of the actors and famous people from the 1930s had. This accent is also known as the Katherine Hepburn accent. It was an accent that actors were trained to use because it made them sound more upper-class. However, the average middle-class to lower-class person from the 1930s talks very similar to how they do today, with maybe a slightly more aged vocabulary. So when writing Spider-Noir, don't try to write him all fancy if you want to be accurate to his character. He would sound like the average dude.

Sources under the cut!

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Die for You- Jake Sim & Lee Heeseung Part 2

***Arranged marriage AU x Husband Jake! x Reader, friend Heeseung! x Reader***

TW: cursing, Jake is mean, sexual themes, suggestive themes, SMUT, aggressive sex, physical violence, unprotected sex, pregnancy, childbirth, mental health mentions: depression, suicidal thoughts, emotional cheating(sorta)

Read Part 1 Here

WC: 5,692

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2 Months Later.

Since that night, things with Jake have been worse. When he does talk to her he’s always frustrated and lashing out about things she doesn’t understand. She has tried to be nice and talk to him, try to make things right and better but he avoids her like she’s glass he’s walking on. The times he’s nicer and interacts are when they have to go meet their families or go to events, to which Jake is a master as playing pretend and acting like everything is fine. The moment they’re home he retreats to his seclusion leaving her once again to her own loneliness.

She tries to busy herself with her work, as her family is opening a new part in their Gallery which she is fully in charge of. She engrosses herself in her work to distract her from the turmoils of her home, which she thinks is now a lost cause. She was going to wait things out a little longer before she hits the family with the news of her divorce. She can hold it out a little longer, and focus on her work and art. Of course, the person who brings a lot of light these days is Heeseung. Most times she finds his text messages very sweet and she can meet up at the gallery or for lunch together. He’s been a rock she can lean on during this time and she’s much appreciative of his friendship and support.

She had started making plans for the upcoming months, things to announce and how she would tell her family about her divorcing of her husband. Just how her family would react. Of course, her brother knew and couldn’t wait. He had been encouraging her and as a lawyer himself, he couldn’t wait to put the Sim family back in their place. Especially his so-called brother in law. But now, as YN sits alone in her living room, the sun goes down as the weather outside gets gloomy matching how she feels. Everything she planned goes out the window now. 

She’s pregnant.

Not only was she pregnant, but she’s been pregnant with her husband's baby. The man she was planning to divorce in the upcoming months. She sat there crying and wallowing in her own sadness. She pitied herself. But this is what they wanted, right? This is what they were trying to achieve for their family's sake? To play pretend as one happy family. There was nothing happy about this home, or the life she lived. She distracts herself with work so she doesn't have to let her depression hold her captive and succumb to it. Just then, she looked over outside, just as the rain started coming down. She walked over to the window and overlooked the balcony. 

She didn’t want to bring a child into this home if it wasn't filled with love. This child didn’t deserve this. Would it be better if she just left? S she looks out onto the balcony, it looks so inviting. Would it welcome her with open arms and help her embrace the end? As she thought of that, she sobbed louder and pushed herself back. Sitting on the floor and moving as far away from the door as much as possible. She picked up her phone and called the one person who could make her better. The one person who knew how to hold her and care for her. Heeseung.

It wasn’t long until Heeseung was walking through the door. He walked into darkness, the only light being the entrance light from when he walked in. He quickly began turning on some lights to which he found YN’s small figure on the floor, her knees curling to her chest as she stared at the floor.

“YN,” he said, crouching down to her, his voice breaking. His heart broke from her. 

He did what he could only think and embraced her, pulling her into his arms and lifting her off the floor and taking her to the couch. He wiped some of her tears and placed a blanket over her. Her body and mind were numb and she just sat there, staring. He walked over to the kitchen and began to make her a cup of tea and got her some water as the kettle ran.

“Can you drink some water for me, please?” he asked, handing her the bottle and she grabbed it and sipped it slowly. He took it back, smiling and patting her head in reassurance. 

“I…I’m so ashamed,” she said, her voice cracking as she cried. 

“Why? What’s wrong, sweetheart?” he asked. “Do you want to tell me?”

“I…I thought…” she tried to say it but all she wanted to do was cry. 

“It’s okay,” he said, pulling her into his arms and holding her. “I’m here, it’s okay.”

“I thought of jumping, Hee,” she said, whispering out and she could feel his body stiffen.

“I’m glad you didn’t,” he said. “YN…don’t you know how loved you are?”

She began to cry some more and Heeseung just held her tighter.

“I don’t want to bring this baby into a household like this,” she said. 

“YN, listen to me,” he said, pulling away and gently pulling her head to look at him. “No matter what happens, this baby will be loved. This baby will be cared for and have the best life. This baby is amazing and it could be just what you need right now. Please don’t give up or ever think like that again. This is so special.”

She nodded, the tears in her eyes coming down slowly. 

“They say babies can feel everything a mother feels and it could have consequences…Heeseung, I don’t want to be sad anymore,” she said.

“I promise you, I’ll make sure you’re never sad again, even if I have to beat some sense into that idiot husband of yours.”

*******************

“Well, at least she can’t leave me now,” Jake said, shrugging and sipping his whiskey.

“That’s what you’re thinking about? Seriously?” Jay asked, his brow raised. “You’re such a dick!”

“Sim Jaeyun!” Just then, Heeseung came storming into his office, his fists clenched and anger in his voice. He stormed over to Jake and grabbed him by the collar. Jay stepped in, trying to push Heeseung off which Heeseung quickly pushed Jay aside.

“What’s your fucking problem?” Jake asked.

“My problem? Mine!? What’s yours? You have a pregnant wife to whom you’ve done nothing but ignore and abandon and you’re asking me what my problem is?” Heeseung said.

“Yeah, exactly! That’s my fucking problem,” Jake said.

���You dick,” Heeseung said, punching Jake in the face and making him stumble back. “YN is not a problem! You’re the problem!”

“If you care about her so much then you should have married her!” Jake screamed.

“I should have! It should have been me! At least I would have loved her and cherished her for what she’s worth,” Heeseung screamed back.

Both Jay and Jake stopped in their tracks.

“What do you mean?” Jake asked.

“Oh man, I need a drink,” Jay said, quickly turning around and grabbing a bottle from Jake’s bar.

“Me, it should have been me! I wanted to marry her first! I love her!” Heeseung screamed, the tears in his eyes now falling. “And you, you don’t even deserve her and she’s miserable.”

“Why didn’t you say anything?” Jake asked.

“You did it before me, it was already done,” Heeseung said. “But no, that doesn’t mean we can ignore the fact you’re awful to her. She doesn’t deserve this treatment and you either square up or I swear to God.”

“Jesus, Heeseung…” Jake said, sitting down and holding his jaw.

“And now she’s having Jake’s baby, how shitty,” Jay said.

“Yeah, how shitty,” Heeseung said with venom in his voice. “I want to hit you again, so bad.”

“Look, I-I know…things aren’t good between us…I just…fuck!” Jake said, standing up and walking around.

“Why do you act like that?” Jay asked.

“Like what?” Jake asked.

“Why do you treat her like that? Why do you push her away and not even try?” Heeseung clarified. “She at least has the right to know.”

“Yeah,” Jay said.

Exactly. Why was Jake this way?

When Jake got home, the lights were dim and the place was quiet. His jaw was sore from Heeseungs punch but he knew he deserved it. He deserved all the heat and to be now stuck to this life for the rest of his days. As he made his way through, he heard a voice. He stopped at the corner and saw her back facing him as she sat on the couch talking.

“I’m sorry it had to be this way, but don’t worry…I’ll love you from the two of us. I promise to be happy so you don’t have to feel any pain. I promise I’ll take care of you and I won’t ever think that again. I’ll make sure you know what it feels like to be born from love.”

Jake couldn’t take it, he quickly turned away, inhaling and exhaling. His anxiety came out and he was doing everything to suppress it.

Get it together, Jake. Get it together, that’s your baby too.

Just then he stepped out into the living room, YN jumping from his presence and standing up. She turned around and Jake could see her puffy eyes and the paleness of her skin. She looked sad and he could only feel guilty.

“There’s some dinner in the kitchen if you’re hungry,” she said as she began walking away towards her room.

“Y-YN?” He called out after her.

“I’m going to bed,” she said, not stopping in her tracks.

“YN, please…” he pleaded, but she didn’t stop. She just closed the door behind her and Jake stood there, defeated.

Throughout the weeks YN had been ignoring Jake. Jake doesn’t even hear from her most times and the only time he gets a text from her is about the baby. Heeseung is over a lot and ignores Jake just as much. He will sit back and watch as Heeseung cares for his wife, the way he should be caring for her. Jake always steps back and when he thinks of doing something for YN, Heeseung is always one step ahead of him and doing it first. He feels like he lost and he didn’t know what to do about it. This has been going on for a month now, YN and Heeseung. Never Jake and YN.

“I think I should give up,” Jake said, twirling the ice in his glass, his head placed on his arm resting on the table.

“Like…give up on life or…” Jay asked. “If you plan to sign off from life, I’d rather you not tell me about it. My subconscious wouldn’t be able to live with the guilt of not stopping you.”

“That’s not what I meant,” Jake said, rolling his eyes.

“Oh,” Jay said.

“I meant on YN…she’s made it clear she wants nothing to do with me now,” he said.

“Oh, okay now you’re making sense,” Jay said.

“It will always be Heeseung now, and maybe I should let it happen,” Jake said.

“You’re a coward, Jake,” a voice said, startling Jay in his seat. 

“Dude, you have to stop barging in like that,” Jay said.

“What are you doing here?” Jake asked, sitting up and frowning at Heeseung.

“It’s my bar? Besides, we need to talk,” Heeseung said.

“Is this when you tell me you’re taking YN away and I’ll never see you two or the baby ever?” Jake sighed.

“Not at all, as much as I want to, but no,” Heeseung said.

“How could you, Heeseung? You know how much I hate cheaters and you just go and sweep in like that and help my wife cheat,” Jake said, clenching his fists.

“First of all, she didn’t cheat on you, second of all, you deserve this treatment. It’s exactly what you did to her, is it not?” Heeseung said.

Jake went silent, understanding all too well he deserved this.

“You’re such a coward, Jake, and you don’t deserve her. But, as much as it pains me to say this, she needs you. You need to man the fuck up and start acting like a real partner,” Heeseung said.

“I’m trying, she doesn’t let me in,” Jake said.

“You’re not trying. Don’t think I haven’t noticed when I’m there and you just step back and not even insert yourself, do you think she wants this?” Heeseung said. “YN is my friend, Jake. I care about her a lot but she’s made it very clear to me that me and her are friends and no matter what she’s still staying loyal and devoted to you.”

“Doesn’t make any sense, maybe she is crazy,” Jay said and Heeseung gave him a look and he shut up.

“She hasn’t replaced me?” Jake asked.

“There was nothing to replace, you neglected her from the start! If you just tried from the beginning you wouldn’t be so miserable,” Heeseung said. “I’m not here to fix things between you two, and a part of me still prays for your downfall but I care about YN and I know what she needs. I want her to be happy and if that’s with you then you better make it fucking happen. I’m leaving, make sure you fix this, Jake. I won’t hesitate to punch you again.”

Heeseing stood up, glaring down at Jake before nodding to Jay who waved as Heeseung walked away.

“Man, you better listen. Heeseung just did you a solid.”

Jake was surprised to see YN home in the living room. She was sitting on the floor, her hair up in a messy bun and Jake couldn’t help but smile to himself at how nice she looked. Jake has never had issues with her looks, he always found her beautiful. But now as he looked at her, really looked at her, he could see why everyone praised her. She wasn’t beautiful, she was ethereal. He understood it now and he slowly walked over and took a seat on the couch and saw that she was cutting up pieces of magazines.

“What are you doing?” he asked.

“Hm? Oh, didn’t hear you come in,” she said, ignoring his question.

“I’d really like to talk if you're okay with that?” he asked, sitting down on the floor in front of her.

“I’m listening,” she said, not looking at him but gluing some pieces to a scrapbook. He realized she was scrapbooking.

“YN…I’m really, really sorry for everything. The way I’ve treated you this past year…I’m so sorry and I want to make things right between us. I want to fix this,” he said.

“Fix what? We don’t have a relationship, remember?” she said. “You didn’t even give us a chance.”

“I know, and it’s all my fault…I was being a coward and I was being selfish. I was angry and I took it out on you and for that I’m sorry,” he said.

“Why?” she asked.

“Why?” he asked, not understanding.

“Why did you feel that way? Why did you marry me?” she asked.

“My dad…look, things weren’t doing well and I was taking one for the business and I was angry. I was really angry at my father that I had to do this for his own mistakes, and I felt like I was losing my dignity and freedom and I hated it. I wasn’t angry at you, but the situation and I took it out in the worst way possible, on you and you didn’t deserve that. I’m so sorry,” he said, pleading.

Just now that he got that off his chest, he realized just how much he messed up. And Heeseung was right, he was a coward.

“Mm, understandable. Doesn’t justify anything though,” she said.

“I know, I’m not here to make excuses. You don’t even have to forgive me. I just want to make things right…I want to be here for you, for our baby…I want to try. You’ve been nothing but nice and I never once hated you. I hated myself,” he said.

“I forgive you,” she said.

“I’m really-wait, what? You do?” he asked.

“I don’t want to hold onto anything that will only bring me pain, the baby needs to feel only happiness and love and I need to stay in this mindset for her,” she said, smiling down and holding the small bump of her stomach.

“Her? It’s…we’re having a girl?” he asked.

YN nodded.

“I found out today,” she said.

“Oh my God…we’re having a girl!” Jake reached over and pulled YN into a tight hug, catching YN off guard. “Oh, sorry…I just got excited.”

“I couldn’t wait, I wanted to know as soon as possible,” YN said.

“Can I come next time? I would like to be there for the next appointment and every other after,” he asked.

“Yeah, it’d be nice if you came for once. Heeseung came a few times and my doctor would be glad to finally see the dad,” she said.

Heeseung. Jake had to know.

“Heeseung…look, I totally understand if you cheated and if you have feelings for him, I get it and I probably deserve it,” Jake said.

“Oh, never,” YN said. “Just like you promised, I promised too. And Heeseung, I care about him but he’s only a friend. We’re great friends and he’s been amazing the past few months.”

“Oh thank God…I hate cheaters,” Jake said, sighing in relief.

“Why do you hate them so much? I mean, I understand but, the way you talk about it…” YN said.

“My dad…he cheated on my mom with multiple women and it killed her. Literally, that’s how she died by taking her own life,” Jake said. “I promised I’d never get like him and did everything to avoid becoming him. But here I was, always quick to fix his messes.”

“Oh, I had no idea. I’m sorry that happened,” YN said.

“I work for the company and try to fix his doings but it’s getting exhausting and I’m tired,” he said.

“Then stop, quit,” YN shrugged, going back to her scrapbooking.

“I don’t think…I don’t think that’s possible for me, I’m supposed to take over the company in a few years,” Jake said.

“Sure you can. Sell the company, it’s not doing well anyways, right?” she said. “You can work for mine.”

“Yours?” Jake asked.

“Jake, did you know the terms your father got when you married me?” YN asked.

“No, actually…I thought he just got money to get out of his debts,” Jake said.

“He signed it over to my father in 2 years time,” she said. “My fathers company is going to completely take it over and run it as a subsidiary. Your father, you, will have 10% while my father has 90%. It won’t be yours anymore.”

Of course. Another dumb move on his father’s part. 

“So you’re telling me…” Jake said, frowning.

“This was all a waste,” YN said. “You weren’t saving the company for your family, you saved it for mine.”

Jake closed his eyes and exhaled loudly, his head going low.

“It wasn’t all a waste,” Jake said, finally looking up at YN.

“What do you mean?” she asked.

“I got a beautiful and kind wife, and a baby girl out of it,” he said, smiling at her.

She blushed and smiled back at him, nodding.

“I promise, going forward everything is going to be different. I want to get to know you more, be here for you…for our baby. I’ll even die for you if I have to, so please don’t give up on this,” Jake said. “Let’s fall in love.”

**************************************

4 Months Later

The past few months were busy. YN and Jake spent a lot of time getting to know each other, going on dates and getting to know each other's quirks and hobbies. YN finally understood Heeseung now, Jake wasn’t just an entitled, spoiled chaebol. He was actually humble, funny, and very kind. Extremely different from the first year of their marriage. Jake had a great personality and he was extremely attentive and smart. He ended up quitting his father’s company and switched sides, getting a job working under his father in law now, taking YN’s advice.

Most days he gets off early and will pick YN up at the gallery, which had a successful opening of the new exhibit. YN’s passion for art inspired him. He learned she was artistic herself and was an incredible painter. Her father opened the gallery for her and her love for the arts. Every year they give out scholarships through their foundation to students who want to pursue the arts and Jake really loved that. He had a passion for playing the violin, which he had to give up to do business under his father’s demand. He still craves the strings and bow, the sounds it makes and the rhythm. He yearns for it, but holds himself back as it is too late.

Jake and YN were much happier. They were both putting in the efforts to build their life together, and feelings were growing. Jake was ready to throw himself at her feet, but he was going at her pace and taking things slow. He respected that. Heeseung was still very much involved, Jake could see how he had a different relationship with her, and he always felt proud about it. But he was also happy YN had a friend like Heeseung in her life, and the time he wasn’t there for her, he was glad Heeseung was there to hold her up.

YN was nearing her 8th month, the both of them preparing for the arrival of their baby. YN and Jake still had separate rooms, but the past couple months YN has found herself in Jake’s bed more and more. Most nights, when she aches and is uncomfortable Jake is right there helping her get comfortable and giving her body massages which have her going to sleep. He doesn’t mind it, he actually really likes that she’s been sleeping with him and he hopes she feels comfortable moving into his space fully soon. 

The two of them are currently sitting in the baby's room, finishing up the last touches. YN was on the floor folding some clothes they received from the baby shower held the day prior, as Jake was finishing up putting up a shelf. The room was pretty, with neutral light colors and bunnies spread around. They decided to go with a subtle bunny theme, Jake giving the baby the nickname “bun” and it just was cute and stuck with them. YN was really excited now, knowing she was going to be well loved.

“There, done!” Jake said as he finished up, putting the drill down and looking at YN, who sat there in her own world. “What’s on that mind of yours?”

“Hm? Oh nothing, just look how cute these are, they’re so small. Is she going to be that small?” YN asked, holding up a onesie.

“She’s only what? 4 pounds now? She seems small, but babies are small,” he said, taking a seat next to her and admiring her.

“She feels like she’s more, that’s for sure,” she said.

“I can’t wait to meet her, I hope she looks like you,” Jake said, reaching over and rubbing her belly, feeling the slight kicks. 

“Why just me? It’d be cute if she looks like us both, I think,” Yn said.

“Because you’re beautiful, she should be just as beautiful as her mama,” Jake said, leaning his head on her shoulder, his hand still absentmindedly rubbing circles on her stomach.

“You’re very nice looking too, don’t sell yourself short,” Yn said, placing her hand on his.

“Hm, but you’re better,” he said. “I’ll have the two prettiest girls in my life, and I can’t wait.”

“She’s kicking a lot today,” YN said. “She kicks a lot when you’re around, it’s like she knows.”

“I hope she knows, it’d be a real shame if she didn’t,” Jake said.

“She does, she gets excited. But it’s late, she should be sleeping now so her mom can rest soon,” YN said.

“Hey, little bun,” Jake said, leaning down to her belly, making YN giggle. “Mommy needs to go to sleep soon, it’s time for bed.”

“She just kicked again,” YN said.

“She’s already rebelling against authority, oh God,” Jake groaned.

“Good. She’ll be her own person, making her own choices,” YN said.

“Of course, she’ll have the best life,” Jake agreed. “Hey, YN?”

“Hm?” She looked at him and met his eyes. 

His stare was so intense and they had this softness and sincerity behind them.

“I know she wasn't created based on love, but I hope you know she’s been blossoming because of love, and that’s important to me too…and I love her, and would die for her…just like I love you and would die for you,” Jake confessed. 

After all these months, the two of them have yet to share that confession with each other. Until now, Jake stepped up and pushed away his worries. He learned a lot in the past few months, and came back to himself and his senses. And he was grateful.

YN reached up and held his face in her hand, him automatically leaning into her touch.

“I love you too, she’s going to love you as well,” YN said.

Jake leaned in and captured her lips in a kiss. This was the first kiss since that night, the two of them solidifying their loyalty and love in this kiss. It was intense and passionate, slow. Jake had his hand in her hair holding her face to his, pulling her closer to him. This felt right, everything felt right in this moment. All their worries, the past, was gone. And the future looked bright and full of life. This was meant to be. 

When YN pulled away, she giggled at him as he pouted, her fingers coming up and touching his lips, which he kissed them.

“You’re so cute,” she said.

“I wasn’t done,” he said, pouting.

“There will be plenty more kisses, trust me,” she said.

“I hope so…which reminds me, move in with me?” he asked.

“Uhm…we live together?” she said, confused.

“No, I meant like in my room. You sleep there anyways and we are married after all. Move your stuff into the room and share it,” Jake said.

“Okay,” she said. 

“Yes! Let’s get this baby to bed,” Jake said, getting up and lifting YN off the floor.

“Jake, I’m heavy!” She said and he shook his head.

“Not even. Plus, I’m strong,” he winked as he carried her to their now shared room and placed her on the bed.

“Thank God for that.”

*********************************

Around 2 Months later

“Oh my God,” YN moaned out in pain.

She was currently in a nightgown, her body hunched over the bed as she felt another contraction hit her. It was currently 3 am, and Jake and YN were currently at home waiting for their midwives to arrive. Jake was by her side, rubbing her back as she moved her body back and forth, breathing out and trying to ride out this contraction. Heeseung came back through the door with more towels in his hand and placed them on the bed and floor.

“I don’t know what these are for, but since you asked here you go,” He said.

“Thanks, are they here yet?” Jake asked and Heeseung shook his head. “Heeseung, you’d help me deliver this baby if we need to, right?”

Heeseung’s face went white and Jake could see the anxiety rush through him and shook his head.

“Oh my God, you guys are so dramatic,” YN said, standing up and continuing with her breaths. “It was just a contraction.”

“They’re getting closer together, love, you might be ready to push soon,” Jake said.

“I am not going to traumatize Heeseung like that,” YN said.

“I appreciate it,” Heeseung said, folding his hands together in grace towards her.

“You guys are so loud, and why is YN yelling?” Jay came into the room, rubbing his eyes.

“YN’s water broke,” Heeseung said,

“Holy shit! Well, I’m out, good luck!” Jay said, turning to walk away before Heeseung could grab his shoulder to stop him.

Why were Heeseung and Jay over? Simple. Jake had a boys night, last one before he became a dad and they passed out on his couch. Jake was woken up by YN an hour ago because her water broke and Jake immediately went to the plan. It was already planned to have a home birth and have aid by the midwives, so this wasn’t anything out of the ordinary. They just needed the midwives. The sound of the doorbell rang and Jay immediately went to open it. In walked a frantic Sunghoon and behind him were YN’s parents. Jay stepped aside as they rushed in, asking if she had the baby yet. Jay didn’t sign up for this chaos.

“Where is she? Is she pushing?” YN’s mother asked as she rushed in down the hall. “Heeseung, Jake, oh dear, are you okay?”

“Oh, hi mom,” Yn greeted, YN’s mother coming up and kissing her cheek before greeting Jake and Heeseung as well.

“How are you feeling? How’s the baby?” YN’s mom asked. 

“Are you ready to be a dad? You have an even bigger duty now, Jaeyun,” YN’s father said, coming up and squeezing Jake’s shoulders. “Oh, Heeseung. Didn’t see you there. Wait, Heeseung?”

“We had a boys night and she went into labor,” Heeseung explained.

“The midwives are here, I’m gonna go. YN and Jake, congrats and good luck!” Jay said, walking into the room and waving, just as the 2 midwives came in behind him.

“Hey mom and dad, how are we doing?” Hanna, one of the midwives asked.

“Oh thank God,” Heeseung said. “I’m gonna wait outside.”

“I’ll join you, you were drinking, you said?” Mr. Park said, following Heeseung out.

“I’ll make you one,” Heeseung said.

“Ah, good man! Good luck, YN…Jake don’t pass out!” Mr. Park yelled out just as the door closed.

“Oh thank God,” YN said, sighing out and sitting on the edge of the bed.

“A bit chaotic, huh?” Joan, the other midwife said.

“Too chaotic,” YN said.

“Jake, how’s her contraction times?” Hanna asked, just YN started groaning in pain from another one. Joan immediately going and aiding her, along with Mrs. Park.

“They’re about 6 minutes apart,” he said.

“Great, should we get in there and see what’s going on?” Joan said, putting on some gloves.

Marisol Sim was born a couple hours later. Her soft cries filled the room after YN’s last push and the midwives quickly got to work, cleaning her a bit before placing her on YN’s chest. YN and Jake couldn’t hold in their cries as Jake sat behind her, kissing the top of her head and praising her unconditionally. She was so small, so quiet even with her little cries. She was absolutely perfect.

“Congratulations! It’s a girl!” Joan exclaimed. “Dad want to come over and help with the umbilical cord?”

Jake nodded, wiping his tears and gently removing himself from YN, which he did not want to do but he had other things to do.

“Jake, she’s perfect,” YN cried.

Hanna helped YN clean the baby up and soon she was wrapped in her little diaper and blanket. YN was cleaned up and placed back in bed and the midwives finished up and left. YN’s mother stayed and cried along with them, amazed at her new granddaughter. She wanted to give the two some privacy and so she exited the room to walk the midwives out and show her appreciation. The sun was coming up by now, the sun illuminating the room and Jake couldn’t help but snap a photo on his phone at the sight in front of him. YN in bed, holding their baby.

“Do you want to meet your daughter?” YN asked, looking up at Jake.

Jake came over and held out his arms. YN gently placed him in Jake’s arms as Jake held her in front of him, gently rocking her and looking at her with the softest eyes. He couldn’t control the tears that came out of his eyes. 

“She’s perfect, baby, she’s absolutely perfect,” Jake said, crying harder now as he smiled down at her. YN cried and reached out for them. Jake came over and sat with YN as they looked down at their daughter together. He couldn’t believe just over a year ago where they were and now they’re in their bed, together, full of unconditional love as they share the love with their daughter. This baby really did change things for the better.

“I want another one,” Jake said, suddenly.

“Not gonna happen for a while, that was brutal,” YN said.

“You did so well, baby, I’m so proud of you!” He looked over and gave her head a quick kiss.

“We both did, didn’t we? We came together and got our shit together right on time, for her,” YN said.

“Shh, baby, language!” Jake said.

“Oh please,” YN said, rolling her eyes.

“But you’re right. She changed everything for the better. I love you both so much!” Jake looked down and saw YN was looking up and smiling at him. He leaned down and kissed her in a passionate kiss.

“Okay, coming in, let me see my grandbaby!” Mrs. Park announced herself, opening the door and walking in with Heeseung and Mr. Park behind her. 

Heeseung smiled at the sight, Jake and YN together with their baby. It didn’t sting as much, YN was happy and that’s all that mattered to him. Jake got it together and was an incredible man to be with her. He was proud of his friend. Jake looked up at Heeseung and the two of them smiled, both of them understanding at that moment. Both of them would absolutely die for them.

[aroaceleovaldez]

thoughts on leo valdez? headcdanons? i

[stares at own url] ...I'll give you one for free, lol

Aro/ace Leo.... listen. He explicitly states that he plays up his false persona in aspects that he feels are lacking in his actual personality in an effort to make people like him more, and in his POVs we get a lot of him doing acknowledged-as-nonserious joke-flirting as part of his false persona. Guy who doesn't realize he's aspec trying to overcompensate for his lack of attraction by excessively hitting on people to hide that he doesn't feel attraction towards anyone? Him wondering if he's broken in a whole bunch of ways and trying to make up for it externally while having an identity crisis about that? Something something metaphor about him wondering if cause he's a Hephaestus kid he's a little too much like a machine/robot and can't feel love or The Right Emotions In General™ because of that cause he doesn't know about aspec stuff yet (or that he's autistic)? Can anyone hear me.

Related to that: Leo landing on Ogygia (island of unreciprocated love) and meeting Calypso, who (probably through love magic) actually seems to be attracted to him? And him trying to force himself to reciprocate because he figures that's just how it's supposed to go and maybe for once he's actually experiencing romantic love? And he's so desperate for someone to like him and to feel useful to someone (re: 7th wheel)? But it fizzles out almost immediately after they leave the island, because the heart-eyes wear off for Calypso, especially once she technically no longer needs him, and Leo can't keep up trying to make himself reciprocate (and can't keep up trying to put his mask back up for her, especially now that Calypso seems to actually care about it). I am literally always thinking about this.

Short king,,, I don't care what anybody says he is NOT 5'6" that is way too tall for him. My guy is 5'5" absolute maximum. I usually place him at 5'3". Tiny guy. Made of pipecleaners. Built like Bilbo Baggins...

I've mentioned it before in a couple of places (i know [here] at least) but I did not like his fake-out death in BoO. Also I'm just mad about his dropped character arc(s) in general. My ideal substitute is that instead of dying and being revived, Festus just crashes in the woods nearby and Leo has overexerted his powers too much a la Nico's shadow stuff and is nearly dead but once they get him to the infirmary he recovers and can start working on recovering from his whole depression arc too. Also maybe he loses a leg in the crash so he can match his dad just for funsies, and so that there's some amount of consequence to his sacrifice to make up for him not dying (not like in canon there were any consequences to him dying and being revived anyways...). Also something something accidental Hiccup HTTYD joke. Leo with a prosthetic is always fun. More Hephaestus kids with prosthetics.

I am very amused by the concept of Leo never having any romantic attraction to Hazel at all, possibly even negative romantic attraction once he finds out she dated his great-grandpa (especially since in canon like 90% of his thoughts about Hazel are just kind of appreciative and genuinely thinking she's really cool, if a little confusing at first), and Hazel pretty quickly gets over her side of things once she gets used to the fact that this is Definitely Not Sammy, he just Looks Like Sammy (and does not actually act like Sammy, that's just a fake persona that is eerily similar by coincidence. Real Leo is actually quite reserved and not so much of a vocal goofball most of the time). So they're just besties after their mutual weird Sammy vision and understanding the deeper sides to each other and are each other's person they're most comfortable letting their guard down around cause they've formed that level of trust. Except Frank's over in the corner seething cause he thinks this is a love triangle but he's the only one who thinks that. Leo just thinks Frank hates him for the general reasons he thinks everybody hates him (which is just an assumption he's kind of used to and expects from people, so he does not question it at all). Hazel knows Frank thinks Leo is trying to steal her from him but she's having trouble trying to keep the two of them from nearly killing each other. It's a very homestuck auspistice dynamic.

Leo and Frank eventually work out their stuff and become very good friends to meeee... let them bond over their mutual fear of fire and dead mom trauma! they have so many parallels and I want the two of them and Hazel to be a funky cute little trio!

Dragonkin Leo! That boy is a dragon!!!! I usually say his stuff is kind of spiritual origin (he doesn't really know how to explain it other than his soul is just a dragon) versus like Jason being a wolf therian with a more psychological origin (being raised by an immortal wolf pack rubbed off on him) (rip Piper being the only non-alterhuman in their trio LMAO). I imagine whatever type of dragon he is probably is very similar to Festus, which is part of why Leo clicks with Festus so quickly - he just sees himself in Festus and it's very comforting to him. He definitely makes himself some fun 'kin gear, like a nice weighted tail and wings and claws to try and help his phantom shifts feel a lil less wonky. Also him having dragon talon weapons just sounds cool. He also totally makes gear for any other alterhuman demigods.

[joesalw]

Hi, I'm an ex swiftie and I have so much to say about taylor swift. I have a lot bottled up inside and this felt like a safe space to get it out. I hope you don't mind.

I feel like taylor as an artist doesn't have an identity of her own anymore.

like billie, lana, sabrina, ariana, beyonce, shakira, britney, avril, olivia they all make a specific type of music. Although many of them have made genre bending music but It's common knowledge that not everything is for everybody. Now this is where miss swift comes in.

she was going great with her first three albums but then the shift from country to pop to alternate to pop again and now whatever the hell the toilet paper department is supposed to be has lost her off the rails. Her albums are more suitable to her boyfriends than herself.

red- jake gyllenhall ( indie record that's much cooler than mine) but red is actually a very cool indie record

1989- calvin harris (or one could say harry styles), he is known for making upbeat electro pop music

folklore, evermore- joe (listening to his interviews and the type of intellectual, introverted personality he has, not to mention he actually worked on the albums himself with her seems like the type of music he would listen to).

and TTPD about matty healy ( which is not the most flattering album)

her dating life isn't about her finding a soulmate or true love. It's about finding a temporary muse. she sticks to them like a leech and sucks until she's done and then moves on to the next victim.

I was actually very excited about midnights because it was painted as her "seizing her own identity" and "returning back to pop" especially with anti hero, lavender haze, mastermind and yoyok I felt like this time it was about her and her demons. not some villain in her life. It felt refreshing after her constantly victimizing herself. I loved the stupid "I'm the problem, its me" thing.

Now, after every breakup, her latest ex boyfriend has to pay the price for breaking poor little taylor's heart. But since she had been with joe the longest and during that long period of her time, she never said anything bad about him, put him up on a pedestal, she was so in love and content that we, the audience who have been with her journey with her numerous boyfriends felt like he was the one. he's the best one. there are no more problems. but then this does not last either. At first neither of them revealed the reason for the breakup. which was fine and it probably should've stayed that way because when taylor started to reveal more about it, that's when things started to go south for her

she tried to paint him as the bad guy. like he was such a terrible boyfriend, he didn't want to marry her because he was depressed boo fucking hoo. being depressed is not as big of a crime as she tried to make. It also doesn't help your image when you confess to emotionally cheating on the alleged love of your life about a fucking nazi.

Miraculously this time taylor didn't get away with it. She didn't get to date the nazi. so she proceeded to throw a tantrum on her latest "masterpiece" about how she hates her fans and she's so miserable and depressed. again boo fucking hoo. dragging old drama with kim and kanye out of which she came out the winner but also dragging their child into this?? (like what did the kid do to you?)

I hate how everyone conveniently forgot that taylor dated connor kennedy when he was still a minor (she was five years older than him) and immediately after his mother died, bought a house in his neighbourhood to get in his circle and crashed his cousin's wedding and when the groom's mother asked her to leave, she ignored her??(what kind of psychopathic behaviour is this?)

Not to mention the lack of support for palestine, after wanting to be on the right side of history, per formative activism, fake feminism, stealing candy from olivia who's like half her age or something, using sabrina to rub salt on her wounds, blocking charlie in the uk charts, and now trying to re-write history like "I wrote folklore and evermore alone on the phone with aaron and jack" Does this woman ever stop?

She lost a lot of respect with that one. The excitement i felt for midnights is gone. she hasn't changed, she will never change. But I'm tired. I can't keep up with her anymore.

Now what's going to happen? I'll tell you what. she and travis will break up and then she's going to drop another "masterpiece" and bitch and moan about how much of a terrible boyfriend her was. And its going to be in the genre that travis likes because taylor doesn't make music about herself, always about her boyfriends. She's not going to grow up. But I have. I can't put up with her anymore.

!!!