#So bi of her 🥵😍
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kafkasdiariies · 8 months ago
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Anne Hathaway in Ralph Lauren FW15 for an advance screening of “The Idea of You” in New York
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checkeredflagggs · 3 months ago
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Picture Perfect
pairing: logan sargeant x fem!photographer!reader
summary: logan’s girl travels with him as his personal photographer
a/n: I’m still working on the next Lando piece but I was out watching the northern lights last night and this one pretty much wrote itself
a/n: also and as usual I’m throwing timelines and official schedules and actual facts of races in the garbage. Living my best delulu life where Logan got the actual chance he deserved
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305girl: my boy, my boy, my boy how I love you so…congrats on your first f1 race baby!! Despite everything you did so well today 🩵🩵🩵
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user1: that’s our American racer!!
↳user2: you did good today Logan!
oscarpiastri: first race down 👊🏻🧡 many more to go!
↳logansargeant: congrats osc! 🩵 we did it!
↳305girl: my racer boys!! You’re officially formula racers 💚💚
↳oscarpiastri: good to have you here for this — maybe you’ll get some photos of me next time
↳logansargeant: nope! Contractually only able to take my photos
↳oscarpiastri: seriously?
↳305girl: yup
↳user3: this is the best thing ever
user4: 🙋🏾‍♀️ new American fan - who is 305girl? Help?
↳user5: haha 🤣 she’s Logan’s girlfriend! They’ve been together for years - childhood friends I think!
↳305girl: correcto! Best friends since I threw down against some bullies for him
↳logansargeant: my knight in a sparkly pink skirt and mud stained tights
↳305girl: you know it!
↳user4: oh my god that’s adorable
alex_albon: congratulations on your first race Logan!
↳logansargeant: thanks Alex! Can’t wait for more
↳alex_albon: absolutely! We’ll come back stronger next time
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305girl: my boy looks so good in red I had to continue the theme featuring Paris and my darkroom
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user5: oh my god 😍🥵❤️ red is definitely his color
user6: Paris looks good on Logan!
↳305girl: you know it!
oscarpiastri: taking notes…📝
↳logansargeant: of what? My best colors?
↳lilyzneimer: 🤨 oh?
↳oscarpiastri: umm…🏃🏻‍♂️💨
↳305girl: let’s leave the boys to it, shall we?
↳lilyzneimer: let’s
↳logansargeant: hey!!
↳oscarpiastri: what??
user7: ok but where did you get the darkroom from?
↳305girl: it’s in our apartment in England! It was just a short trip to Paris during the break
↳user7: that makes so much more sense then what I was thinking
↳user8: …did you think that she just set up a dark room in a Paris hotel room?
↳user7: leave me alone!!
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logansargeant: when the artist becomes the subject…thank you Miami! You were good to me this weekend! And a big thank you to my girl — I love you
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user9: somehow this post called me single in about 100 different ways
↳user10: same! 😭
↳user11: proof that if he wanted to, he would
305girl: my handsome man…I love you too! But when did you take these?
↳logansargeant: I’m a man of many talents!
↳305girl: evidently! I guess I’ll have to let you be behind the camera more often
↳logansargeant: only if you’re the subject 🩵
↳305girl: 🥹💚🥰
user12: congrats Logan! That’s our American points scorer!
↳user13: red white and blue baby!!
↳user14: woohoo!
alex_albon: show them how it’s done Logan! Congrats!
↳logansargeant: congrats to you too! Thank you
↳user15: Our Williams boys!
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305girl: when in Rome (New York)…pizza is a must! And thank you Logan for your patience (and eventually your sweatshirt) while I got that lovely shot of the moon
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user16: I don’t know who to be more jealous of…305girl for being his girlfriend or Logan for having her as a girlfriend…
↳user17: the bi answer is both
↳user18: the ace answer is him cause that pizza looks supremely good right now
↳user16: 🤣🤣
logansargeant: oh I know that all of “my” sweatshirts are just on loan till they smell like me
↳305girl: you know it!
↳lilyzneimer: that’s a good answer!
↳oscarpiastri: …I’ll pack some of mine up for you
↳lilyzneimer: thank you!
user19: you guys are so cute together!
↳user20: they are!!
↳305girl: thank you! We’ve been together for nearly 7 years now
↳user20: oh my god! So long?
↳305girl: well…I had such a crush on him I talked my parents into letting me move to England with him so…
↳logansargeant: awwww…you had a crush on me?
↳305girl: obviously babe
↳logansargeant: enough to move to England?
↳305girl: I’ll go anywhere you go
↳logansargeant: 🥹🥹🥹
alex_albon: I don’t think pizza is an approved part of our diet plan…
↳logansargeant: shhh…don’t tell anyone
↳305girl: don’t worry alex_albon. I got him to work it off
↳alex_albon: really? In my comment thread?
↳305girl: don’t even 😂🙄
↳logansargeant: she made me carry ALL of her camera equipment
↳305girl: boyfriend privileges!
305girl
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305girl: oh to be back on British soil…Silverstone? Done ✅ A round of golf with 2 pros and their boyfriends? Done and done ✅
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lilymhe: it was so good to catch up with you!
↳305girl: it was! I’ve missed you in the paddock
↳lilymhe: 😓😓 don’t worry! This just in, I’m gonna abandon everything just to travel with you
↳alex_albon: ummm?
↳logansargeant: ummm?
↳lilymhe: i said what i said!
↳305girl: best day of my life!!
landonorris: you muppets!! Where was my invite??
↳alex_albon: must have got lost in the mail
↳305girl: didn’t even send it
↳landonorris: 😨
↳305girl: you stole Oscar from us! So we’re taking Alex from you
↳landonorris: no! You can’t do that!
↳oscarpiastri: so we’re not friends and not hanging out later?
↳landonorris: no! We absolutely are!
↳alex_albon: does our friendship mean nothing to you then?
↳landonorris: i give up
user21: girl are you just not gonna mention the absolute dressing down that you gave James?
↳305girl: I’ve been Logan’s biggest defender since we were 7. That’s not gonna change now
↳user22: girl he was running for his life
↳305girl: 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️ not my problem
user23: ok but who won
↳lilymhe: me
↳alex_albon: me
↳305girl: me
↳logansargeant: definitely NOT me (or Alex let’s be real)
↳alex_albon: mate…
↳logansargeant: I’m not gonna lie on the internet
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305girl: are the stars in my eyes 🤩🤩 cause of Logan or that night sky? The world may never know…(it’s Logan! He won me a giant Pikachu at the arcade 🥰🥰🥰)
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user24: oh to have a boyfriend that would fly you around the world and win you giant Pikachus…
↳user25: water is wet. Fork found in kitchen. Me sleeping on the highway tonight!
logansargeant: 😊😊😊 anything for my girl
↳305girl: awwwww thank you baby
oscarpiastri: the real question is how long it took him though
↳305girl: not long at all! he is shockingly good at skeeball
↳logansargeant: shockingly?
↳305girl: babe I’ve taken you bowling before
↳logansargeant: not another word!
↳305girl: 🤭🤭🤭
alex_albon: logansargeant you’ve never won me a giant Pikachu
↳lilymhe: funny I was gonna say the same towards you!
↳alex_albon: 😑😑
↳logansargeant: sorry! Only the loml gets that privilege
↳305girl: 🥺🥰
user26: ok but are we gonna talk about how good this girl is at photography?? Like I came for Logan but damn im staying for her
↳user27: finally!! Like I love her Logan posts but literally everything else on her page is 👌🏽👌🏽👌🏽
↳305girl: thank you!!
↳user27: I’m gonna need a 30 page PowerPoint and an entire YouTube series on how you do it
↳305girl: on it! 🫡🫡
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305girl: Logan…this year has been insane in the best way possible. It has been a dream come true to watch you achieve your dream and to have the chance to be by your side for all of it? I have no words on how special it was for me. Congrats baby! This year was only the start of a long and successful career for you 😘💋💚💚
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logansargeant: babe…
logansargeant: I can’t find the words on what it means to me that you’ve been by my side this year. I don’t think I would have done as good as I did if I didn’t have your unwavering support and love. It’s been a long and sometimes difficult year but it was made infinitely easier knowing that yours would be the first and last face I see everyday. I know it was selfish of me to drag you through this rough schedule across the globe but I am so extremely grateful that you said yes when I asked. I love you
↳305girl: oh baby💚💚💚
↳305girl: believe me when I say there is NOWHERE I’d rather be than right next to you.
↳305girl: and let me tell you something — there’s only one other question you could ask me that would have gotten a quicker yes than when I agreed to follow you around the world
oscarpiastri: Congratulations! We did it Logan! One down and many to go!
↳logansargeant: that we did! Couldn’t ask for a better guy to do it with either
alex_albon: it’s been a fun year! Now let’s go rest and recharge cause next year is gonna be ours!
↳305girl: yes it is!!
↳logansargeant: couldn’t have said it better myself!
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lewisvinga · 1 year ago
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mayores | lewis hamilton x fem! singer! reader
summary; in which y/n’s newest single revealed something new about her
fc; becky g
warning; age gap, mentions of sexual acts
notes; this song is so🙏🙏good i’ve been obsessed ever since it came out , in one of the tweets i meant to type benito but there’s a typo so oopsies 😔😔😔
masterlist !
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yourusername: MAYORES. officially out now.
tagged; badbunnypr
username: SONG OF THE YEARRR
username: ate omg
username: on repeat😫
username: who dis about
badbunnypr: por fin😎 [finally]
yourusername: jejeje [hehehe]
username: lewis hamilton in her likes??
username: like xnda and y/n collab when?
nattinatasha: a ti te gustan mayores? 🤔 [do you like them older?]
yourusername: maybe….🤭🤭
username: mother is mothering
username: someone finally put my thoughts into a song thank u madre y/n🙏🙏
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lewishamilton: (re)start
username: is this a??? soft launch?????
username: the first picture…. wow
username: going feral
username: am i tripping or does that look like y/n????
username: nah ur delusional 😭
username: i’ve been a y/n fan since her shower days, that’s definitely her ☝️☝️
username: i am just a girl omg
username: 😍😍🥵🫠���🤤🫨
username: alexa play mayores by y/n l/n
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yourusername: a little (re)charge after working on mayores, thank u all for the love you’ve been giving me🥹💗💗
carmenmmundt: how have you been liking those face masks i sent😫
yourusername: ugh i adore, we’ve been using them every night 😁💓💓
carmenmmundt: glad you both enjoyed 😉
username: WE???
username: BOTH???
username: my lewy/n heart says they’re together idc
username: he’s only ever liked her posts
username: yeah but in her song mayores she said she likes sirs,,, sir lewis hamilton is way older than her too
username: IS THAT ROSCOE???
username: omg roscoe
username: an actual angel tbh
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yourusername: a mi me gustan mayores. [i like them older]
tagged; lewishamilton
lewishamilton: and i just like you
yourusername: 🤍🤍
georgerussell63: can’t look at lewis in the eyes anymore after translating ur song
yourusername: oopsies 😁
username: OMG THIS IS NOT A DRILL
username: ur telling me mayores was about sir lewis hamilton????
yourusername: maybe 🤭
username: my lewy/n heart WAS RIGHT
username: oh she won in life
username: she?? if anything HE won in life
username: my bi ass is screaming rn
username: not lewis driving y/n around even if he hates driving 😭😭
yourusername: he loves me more than he hates driving 😁
lilymhe: can he— can lewis fight?🤨🤨
lewishamilton: i like to think i am a peaceful man
alex_albon: lily u can’t fight anyone
yourusername: bae👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩
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goldenhallas · 4 months ago
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i've been so torn on who to romance in datv bc they're all so fckin hot (bi problems 😅) but i think it's gotta be Neve...
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like. HELLO. HELP? every time i see her i fall a bit more in love with her 😍🥵🫠
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muddyorbsblr · 2 years ago
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❣️Once you get this you have to say one nice thing about 3 of your favorite authors! Share the love around! ❣️
omg wait no i can't just do three are you kidding me-- i'm absolutely doing more
in no particular order…
@lokisgoodgirl -- the way you write Loki thirst and Loki smut always completely blows me away. whether it be in the CF or the HF series or your oneshots, the way you describe him is so vividly picturesque that it's dangerous for me and my imagination to be reading it outside. i mean for real, i read the CF chapter where he reveals that the mango had an enchantment to be smaller while i was outside a badminton court and i was really struggling to not scream or have a whole whorish breakdown in front of the receptionist or else i might get banned from the place 🥴✌️
@sarahscribbles -- bestie we gotta talk about what you put in your stories because i am honestly addicted to them 🫠 i remember straight up feeling butterflies when i first read Moments of Magic and then i jumped into 14 Hours to Capetown straight after and i immediately decided while i was curled up on my couch that i shouldn't read your smuts in public because i will need Edna Mode to slap me with newspaper and yell at me to pull myself together
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@mochie85 -- i can still vividly remember reading the first few chapters of Creature Comforts while i was on a road trip and i had to put my hand over my mouth because i was all out squeeing over how cute and attentive Loki was 🥹🥹 and i know you don't always write smut but when you do goddamn it has me sweating and melting into my seat. like Pheromones?? The Chase?? Narratives?? and Girl in the Mirror omfg that one had me going "thank fuck i'm bi" 🥵😮‍💨
@fictive-sl0th/@ladycamillewrites -- there's something undeniably poetic in the way you set the scene in your stories that completely immerses me in its world while i'm reading it and i love it so much 😍😍 and then you decide to hit so hard with the smut that i have to stare at the wall for a few minutes composing myself before i can rejoin civilization. honestly i love it so much please never stop 💖
@cake-writes -- friend you have no idea the scream i scrempt when i realized you wrote Wildflower. that was the first incest fic i read and i was still in my lurker era back then so i said nothing but i am so addicted to it and i will happily wait in my little corner waiting for the next chapter because as the wise ones always say: perfection takes time. and recently i just read the first part of The Seven Year Itch and lemme just tell you i'm ready for you to completely rip my heart out going down the amnesia route. also just the premise of her losing her memory while she was getting dicked down by her husband?? inspired. 🥵👏👏
@give-me-a-moose -- Cas omg i still remember how giddy i was when you sent over the link to The Pleasure of Which We're Already Accused 😩💖 and then i completely had a fangirl moment when i realized you also wrote By Hook or By Crook because Want and Wanting is one of my absolute favorite besties to lovers fics out there 🥹
i'm pretty sure that my tiny brain has forgotten a lot of other writers and there's so many of you that i intend to work my way through. there's a literal physical list of stories i'm yet to read and trust me i will get through them…it's just gonna take some time. but it will happen, i swear 🥺✌️
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mayasdeluca · 2 years ago
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Im rewatching S19 as one does during the hiatus and Dr. carina DeLuca is FINALLY on my screen god the horror I've had to endure to get here I'm also rewinding their scenes just because- no reason just because uhhhh 👀 ALSO love cocky maya "I'm good at a lot of things" bishop but also baby is so deep in denial about her dad breaks my heart </3 ALSO ALSO carina's little "are you.. sure?" at Joe's? Illegal!!! jail time for stefania for that delivery ILLEGAL I'm too gay for this shit bruh (gn) I might come scream at you a little more as I go through the episodes again if that okay lmao because these bi disaster goddesses make me feel GAY EMOTIONS next episode will be their first office scene aphrodite help me 🙏
Hahaha I love your comments! Feel free to send more. I've seen a lot of people decide to rewatch so far...I've considered it but I really don't think I can deal with Season 2. I love Maya in Season 1, she's a precious little baby but I just don't want to deal with Maya and Jack in Season 2. 🥵 Usually when I rewatch or go back to watch scenes I always start from Season 3 now 😂
The offices scenes 😍🥵 we truly deserved more makeout sessions in there while Maya was captain. The captain's bunk should've been used and shown!
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damelucyjo · 2 years ago
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I’ve maybe taken one too many painkillers so let’s see if I can get through this episode without falling asleep 🤞🏼
Let’s go!
Episode 7 - Boxes The Strings That Bind Us
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This song 😍
Loving this rom-com opening sequence. Very You’ve Got Mail
Now Roy knows how to ride a bike we’ll never get him off one 😂
I’ll admit I do find Nate & Jade quite cute
I do love Jack & Keeley too, but I think Jack saying she can get very jealous is going to be very important 👀
‘Yes, chef!’ I really like Simi too
YEEAAHHH!!
(Is it just me or are the titles getting brighter??🤔)
A barbecue related hallucination 😂
God, Ted, put your sexy arms away. I don’t know what to do with myself! 🫣
Fucking Tim Robinson 😂
Beard still committing to the bit that he can’t speak Dutch 🫡
Bald jokes. Love to see them!
I love that they’re all in a great place, including Jamie, where they can make all these jokes and no one gets offended. Growth, baby!
“It’s my mother proudly displaying her vibrator on the bedside table!” OMFG 😂 funny every time!
Brilliant PowerPoint, Coach, great job!
My baby Barbra 🥰
She’s such a snarky bitch. I love it 😂
Keep digging, Keeley 🫠😂
Taking the tube in her pyjamas. She’s so quirky 😜😂
Does him mum call him ‘cheeky’?? Why is that kind cute
“Hey, Siri. Yes, Wunderkind” 😳😂 wow
‘You can’t’ brutal 😂
Fucking pegging! Phoebe just wants to write herself the most fun character to play, and you know what I respect that!
Oh Mae is not happy 🫣
Aww, protective bestie 🥰
“It’s their team. We’re just borrowing it for a little while” 🥹 beautiful
“I guess marriage and pegging aren’t really that different” “Yeah, it’s all about the compromise” 🫡
They’re really making a point of showing Richmond and bringing those rom-com vibes, huh
Oh he really likes her 🥹 bless
Drill sergeant Kent is hot
Finally offering him a plastic whistle 😂
My baby Barbra see you 👀 And she knows Jack so I think I know where this is going…
The convo about getting in trouble because of dating your boss 👀👀 SAY IT LOUDER
Dan 😂 he’s an ally ✌🏼
Eww, that’s rank 🤢
REBECCA!! Only taken nearly 20 minutes to see her 🙄
She looks awfully good in that shade of blue too 🥵
“It was gezellig” 🥺 she was truly changed by that guy, huh.
“But, yeah, I would’ve liked to have seen his penis” and there’s my horny Barbie 😂
How does she know about love bombing?? Did someone tell her that’s what he was doing to her at the beginning of their relationship??
Bi Rebecca confirmed?? 🤔🫡
God, she is really fidgeting with that ring!
Oh you can tell Hannah & Juno just really love being together. They make Rebecca & Keeley so gorgeous to watch 🥰🥰
‘The really Rebecca is silly’ I love that we’re really getting to see this side of her now
His sister calls her daughter ‘cheeky’ too. A family thing?? It’s sweet
I love that it’s the women telling him you can’t tell the difference. So true 😂 women, like girls, are mysterious
Okay, that map is very cute
Another ‘rom-com’ sequence 🫡 just to hammer it home a bit more
I agree with you completely, Simi
One thing I really do love is this show focusing on how guys struggle with everything too. Nate’s nervousness over asking her out is so real. And thank fuck he didn’t spit on the mirror again!
Roy being worried his breath actually smells 😂
OMG the Beard & Will switch!!! Possibly the best thing they’ve ever done on this show! And you just know Brendan & Charlie had the most fun with it 😂😂
Same with the Isaac and Dani switch. Dani’s ‘we’re gonna fuck ‘em up, bruv’ is a masterpiece 🫡😂
Even the pub boys switching. Ted, your reach is far & wide my friend!
How many times do you think James missed that catch 😂
Does he know positions now? Is he learning the sport??
Poor Higgins 😂😂
You just know Charlie really was having the time of his life shooting this episode 😂
Drink every time there’s a ‘rom-com’ sequence
Babs 👀 I think I know what you know
Jack, it saddens me to admit I’m liking you less and less with every gesture…
Around their dicks 😂 Roy, you mind is a dark place
Gosh, did Amsterdam change everyone? As gorgeous is Brett’s smile is it’s very weird to see 😂
I just know that was super fun to shoot, too. THIS IS WHY WE NEED BTS STUFF AND BLOOPERS!!! APPLE TV ARE YOU LISTENING!!!!!!!
That scream 😂 & Brendan’s reaction 😂
Can I just say that I love that these boxes are Nathan’s thing and that he hasn’t stopped doing them even after all the boys laughed about them before
Oh this song 🥰 one of my absolute faves 🥰 having a connection between the song, Jack & Keeley, and whatever the fuck is on Juno’s head better not ruin it for me 😂
Oh that poor box
Oh no! 🥺 Sam 🥺
Guys, Trent’s writing a book. I actually kinda forgot why he was there 😂
Any bets on how many takes that took 😂 very impressive! (And this music will always be linked to Chicken Run for me. Anyone else??)
Ted is practically naked this episode! Just having his arms out, willy nilly!! Is this a metaphor too??
‘Yes, sir. No ma’am’ nicely done, Ted
Woah, this is heavy! Shining a big spotlight on the poor boys who play for England and had it absolutely ripped out of them after the World Cup 🥺🫡 but hats off to Toheeb! Nice to see Sam not optimistically happy all the time
THIS FUCKING FUNNY LITTKE FOOTBALL SHOW MAKES ME CRY WAY MORE THAN I THOUGHT IT WOULD 🫠
(Jeez, his dad is massive 😳 the kinda guy you know everyone is scared of, but is an absolute teddy bear. Looks like he gives good hugs too 🫣)
Big woop. BIG WOOP love a callback
Also great advice for our girly. Best way to piss Rupert off is to show he doesn’t get to you!
‘Don’t fight back, fight forward’ 🫡 yes, sir
Aww, the ear rub. Another callback!!
The dads getting along 😂 we love to see it
Oh, hello Rebecca. Nice to see you again 🙄
He brought her tulips?? Was that actually her favourite flower 🤔 I’m thinking not
Why does she greet Leslie so weirdly 😂 always as if she’s been caught doing someone
Omg he told his dad 😳 AWKWARD!!! 😂
Oo she’s not happy
CHIP!! A hat trick for Chip with Arsenal. Bet his life has been made 😂
I think the best acting Hannah has ever done in her career is showing how invested Rebecca is in football 😂
Ooo, they’re getting angry…
‘Sharp dressed men’ 😂 Roy. ONE OF US! ONE OF US!!
Love a backstory to the moustache.
‘Ass-squatch’ please let’s this just be how Roy is from now on 😂😂
‘Sometimes the right idea is just sitting behind a couple of the wrong ones’ SAY IT LOUDER!!
Another callback!! Again, we love to see it!!
Jamie, my boy. Well done 🫡
They’re finally back!! Wooo!!
Oh we love a dramatic Trent 😂 is he going to remember that Rebecca mentioned ‘The Lasso Way’ during his first press conference?? 🤔
‘What a dork’ ‘Yeah, but he’s our dork’ 🥰
Oh, they’re sweet 🥹
‘Did you make things weird?’ ‘Yes’ 😂
I love how they talk about and show both terrible and supportive fathers.
The boys came to help sort the restaurant 🥹 I love them more and more every episode
Of course Bumbercatch can fix a neon sign 😂
The difference in the interaction between him & Rebecca and him & Simi 😂
He didn’t tell his dad what he named his restaurant 🥹 he’s so touched
Omg Ola is me 😂 I always cook to music, but absolutely cannot do it without dancing around the kitchen
Well that was another wonderful episode! But I do have one question; Phoebe, what do you have against Rebecca?? We hardly saw her in this episode!! That’s just rude, that is.
I'm hoping the lack of Hannah in this one will be made up for in the next one because I really need to see a scene between Rebecca & Henry and Michelle 👀
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Hey! I’m drunk 💃🏻🥂 so I decided to remain anonymous to be sure I don’t regret this tomorrow 🙈 Alicent with a female reader (her own age or younger), but with a mommy kink ❤️ What would be your headcanons?
Oh mmmmm that's so hot 🥵 Your drunk mind has delicious ideas!
Alicent has a very strong maternal instinct and it shows even in her relationship with Viserys because she always takes care of him even if he doesn't seem to be grateful for that and is awful to her in general. In modern AU she also probably barely sees him (I'm sorry you didn't specify which AU so I went with a modern one) and if she found a person who would take all that mummy love and be grateful for it and give loving back?! Alicent would be in heaven. That's all she ever wanted from a partner.
As I've mentioned some time ago, I totally see her as bi and I'm sure she used to have a thing with Rhaenyra before marrying her father lol I can imagine the Reader bringing back all those memories somehow and making Alicent feel this way towards another woman for the first time in a long time.
Alicent would be a wine mum, I can see her observing the Reader with lustful eyes while sipping on her drink...🍷
Honestly, Viserys wouldn't notice anything because he doesn't give a shit and Alicent probably can spend most of his money and he doesn't bring it up even so imagine her taking her baby girl shopping and spoiling her with her husband's money! That's some bad bitch shit here, I love it! 😍
If you're up for a long time and a steady relationship, she would want to divorce Viserys' ass once all her kids are grown up. She doesn't care about his money because first of all, her daddy is rich too and second of all, she mostly wants love.
When you two move in together, Helaena would live with you as well and maybe even Aemond for some time at first since he's the youngest. Aegon would visit very often, too, because he doesn't know how to cook and clean by himself and he needs his mummies to help him with an adult life.
Yes, you've read that right. No matter how old you are, you're their mummy now and God knows you're doing so much better job than Viserys.
Alicent would often treat you like one of her kids but if you snap at her and get angry, she would be very hurt so you have to be careful about that. It's just the way she loves and honestly? You better be grateful!!!
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🪶 Being Karasuno's Manager 🪶
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Karasuno x Female Manager
What it's like being the 3rd Manager of the team from the Karasuno parking lot 🤣 (leave me alone I think im hilarious 😭)
Warnings: Tanaka and Noya none
A/N: This was an Anon request and I'm here to deliver! I was going to drop this tomorrow but I'm doing it early because I need some brightness in my life 😭 Shiratorizawa x Manager 3: Manager in Trouble coming soon!
Let me just start off with saying, this is a case of being in the wrong place at the wrong time
Your friend Yachi was asked by Karasuno's current manager, the GORGEOUS Kiyoko to trial being the boys volleyball manager
You've known Yachi most of your life
Thus you already know 👀
This girl is ✨anxious✨
Asks begs you to accompany her
Kiyoko creates ✨bi panic✨
You agree
You enter the gym only the be greeted immediately by a rouge volleyball headed straight for your head
You smack it away 🤚🏻 🏐
We don't have time for that energy 💅
Yachi 👉🏻💀
Kioyko 👉🏻😳🤔
The team 👉🏻 🥵😍
Kioyko introduces you both
Noya and Tanaka IMMEDIATELY advance
They seem nice enough... from afar
They are immediately flanked by Dadchi Daichi
Suga pre apologigizes before they can even say a word
You accept said apology because you are an absolutely angel 😇
Yachi is useless, she's still in shock
After practice, Kiyoko asks if you'd be interested in being a manager with Yachi
Yachi is smart but you are 🙌🏻capable🙌🏻
You agree for the safety of your bestie
Congrats Karasuno, you now have three managers 🥴
Hinata is convinced you guys are now a powerhouse
"All powerhouse schools have three managers"
Kageyama channels his inner Iwaizumi and chucks a ball at Hinata
Hinata is laid out on the floor
Daichi is yelling
Asahi has already called the cops
Tsukki suggest he calls an ambulance
You simply cannot 🤦‍♀️
Walk over to Hinata, help him up and kiss his sweet forehead 👄
The world is instantly better
Tanaka and Noya try the rest of the practice to get a concussion
Suga is ready to dish out said concussions
Kageyama doesn't understand what's even going on
Ennoshita, Kinoshita and Narita simply shake their heads
Yamaguchi explains to you that this is a typical practice
Tsukki tells you to run
Yachi just ran into the gym with a first aid kit
Nobody knows what's going on
Welcome to your new life YN 😅
If practice isn't chaotic enough for you YN, try season 2 training camp 👀
It's your first trip away with the boys
You sit with Ennoshita
I'm convinced he's the only good one to sit with 😅
Ennoshita is a younger Daichi with more sarcasm
A Tsukki x Dachi combo if you will
Bus rides aren't exciting
I'm convinced this team is the most chill team to ride with
Mostly because they all sleep on the bus
Literally the bus moves, they all pass out
Literally toddlers
However once the bus stops, they go from 0-100
Everyone but Tsukki
Daichi immediately starts yelling
Suga legit cannot
Asahi is trying to keep people calm
Tanaka, Noya, Hinata and Kageyama are running 🏃‍♂️ everywhere
Get them leashes YN
Yamaguchi is zero help
Everyone else has simply ✨ walked away ✨
Oh boy YN
Thoughts and prayers
Training camp starts
You thought things would go well
Things did not go well YN
Get ready with the forehead kiss and hugs YN because these boys will lose
A LOT
And by alot, I mean you basically have to drag them to the dorms they have to do so many penalty laps
You don't complain, it's great upper body strength 💪🏻
Tanaka and Noya have zero chill the entire camp YN
This isn't news, we all knew this going into it
They recruit Yamamoto from Nekoma as extra protection
Yamamoto takes his job SUPER seriously
Follows you EVERYWHERE, hiding behind doors and trees
Man legit thinks he's stealthy
It does not work 🤚🏻
"Yamamoto you have to be stealthy in order for me not to spot you"
Kuroo, Captain of Nekoma and resident nerd, makes Yamamoto run laps
You giggle as Yamamoto deflates
That giggle could move mountains YN
Yamamoto is no longer upset
Mans will run miles for you 🏃‍♀️
For some reason, Hinata drags you to the 3rd gym
Kageyama has Yachi and Hinata has you
Oh great 😐
Pretty sure you got the short end of the stick there YN
Hinata could care less if you talk to the other teams
Mans legit is so enamored with Bokuto 🤚🏻
Akasshi and Kuroo be over there chatting you up and Hinata is just like drooling over Bokuto
Not that you mind 👀
You volunteer to keep score during "Cats vs. Owls"
Give Akasshi reassuring looks PLEASE 🙏🏻
Mans got shafted with Bokuto AND Hinata
Please keep Tsukki's sarcasm to a minimum
Or don't 👀
Make sure Lev doesn't wander out of the gym
Hinata literally won't leave the court so you have to drag him out
Kuroo is zero help
Mans is dropping pick up lines the entire time
Fukurodani's managers come and save the day
"You guys will miss food if you don't wrap it up"
THANK YOU 😫
You are beat
Literally drag your feet to the dining hall
Suga and Asahi spot you
They are immediately concerned
Asahi is thinking the police need another call
Tsukki is past redirecting and encourages him to call
Suga is yelling at Hinata for not watching after you
Daichi jumps in and uses his dad voice
Noya and Tanaka nearly choke because they are freaking out
Yachi is out the door getting the defibrillator
Kioyko is rolling her eyes 🙄
"YN sit down and eat"
Literally the only one of the team with any chill
You eat and go to take a bath with Kioyko and Yachi
Don't worry YN, the coaches have you covered
No boys allowed within a mile of that bath 🙅
After your bath, you fall face first on your cot
Like mood YN honestly 😴
Sleep all night and late into the morning
Kiyoko and Yachi let you sleep because they care 🥺
Literally Kiyoko will guard you
If anyone dares wake their precious 3rd manager, she will tear them apart
Yachi will simply ✨panic✨
A Yachi panic is enough to keep anyone away 🤚🏻
Slumber peacefully YN because you deserve it 🥰
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Uh hello, I'm kinda questioning... so i think I need advice or something,
I think I found a label that kinda fits but I don't know if it's fair to call myself aspec/under the asexual umbrella
But I'm gonna start from the beginning so this will make sense,
Ps: this got long so I'm gonna cut some parts and make some bullet points instead
When I was 8 I chose who to have a crush on
When I was 12 I joined a very gay fandom and shipped gay people (helped me stopped being homophobic)
"But I wasn't gay"
When I was like 13 every day on the bus I was thinking of this one girl
And I was like I can't be gay
And I had a whole list on my brain of why "I wasn't allowed to be gay"
Till a friend of mine came out as bi when we were like 13-14, and I realized that if they're allowed to just be Then There's no invisible wall forbidding me
And I did too, I came out to a few people as bi
When I was 12 I had a crush on a boy, once my friend pretended to like him to see my reaction(cause it was my 1st crush while they had a different one every week) and I had deleted my feelings after a 45 minutes class, but she just told me it was a joke but, I already like, felt nothing?
I've had a couple of crushes over the years, it actually takes me a long time to figure out "Oh hey this might be a crush" and most of my crushes, they were just random people from school, that I've never talked to and I didn't actually wanted to? Like that's my crush ok. End of story, no biggie
I only had a crush on a friend once, and I never told anyone about it. This was like when I was 15, and I recently (im 17 now) found out they have an online gf and I didn't felt any kind of jealously one might expect to feel, I'm happy for them
The thing with my crushes is, fictional characters? I usually love the boys, real people? Usually Girls that look gay
I think what mostly makes me question whether I'm fully bi, is that I related a little too much to Georgia Warr from Loveless by Alice Oseman (for anyone that doesn't know the book is about Georgia figuring out her identity as aroace)
One of my main suspicions is a photo, it was from an actor I really liked a few years ago, he was shirtless and all the comments were like "😍😍🔥🔥🥵🤩hot" and the first time I saw it I was like yeah, but then I saw the same photo a week later and I was like ew why is he shirtless get dressed dude, and I was confused with the same comments I saw and agreed a week ago
Also, some of the fictional characters i love I say I'm in love with them, but I don't actually want to "date" anyone (like my friends do) and 9/10 I ship the characters with someone
And I recently found out what Aceflux is
I would explain it as "on/off sexual attraction" that's how I understand it, at least. I don't know if/how much I'm wrong. I can't find a lot about it online
When I think about it, I'm not sure what I find "hot" sometimes I see someone and I'm like oh hot but not like in a "I wanna sleep with them hot"
I'm 17 and I've never been in a relationship or anything,
And while its sounds cool and all, I'm doing fine single yknow? I'm not actively looking for a relationship like most people seem to be doing
I've been questioning with the Aceflux label for a while now, it just makes sense,
Things I've done/thought in the past make more sense if an "on/off sexuality" is an option
but I feel like a fraud if I do use it and call myself that
Google is like "mostly on the asexual spectrum but sometimes allo"
What if it's a mix? What if I'm more allo than Aceflux? Or actually I'm not even sure anymore?? Idk I think I experience sexual attraction like 10 minutes a week when I see something on the internet that seems fancy
Is there a way to measure it?
Would it be unfair to use that label?
I don't even know anymore
Also, bc I've got double questions how? Romantic people? Demiromantic? How different? Like do people get Romantic feelings instantly?how? what? I don't understand
I'm questioning everything at this point
Only my gender, which I figured out at 15, seems to be safe...for now
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i-have-no-life-charlie · 4 years ago
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isimpoveryou · 4 years ago
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damiano david x reader
face claim: bella hadid
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yourinstagram feeling 22 🤧🤧
y/nfan1 HAPPY BIRTHDAY
y/nfan2 pls we all saw saw grew up in marvel and now she's 22
anthonymackie happy birthday to my favorite stark
yourinstagram @anthonymackie thank mackie and im only your favorite because i was in team cap
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yourinstagram @robertdowneyjr thanks dad 🙄
y/nfan3 my favorite stark
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ykaaar Uh! uomo con la gonna!😱 (uh-oh man in a skirt)
måneskinfan1 your literally gorgeous
måneskinfan2 hii, i love you
yourinstagram oh hey 😏
ykaaar @yourinstagram hello 😏
måneskinfan3 @y/nfan1 YOOO
y/nfan1 DID SHE JUST-
y/nfan2 I was summoned by y/n herself
ethanskin what a scandal
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y/nfan1 BAE
y/nfan2 A style icon
y/nfan3 beauty
ykaaar wow 😳
yourinstagram @ykaaar thank you damiano 😘
tomholland2013 COVER UP
yourinstagram @tomholland2013 shut up spider-boy
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måneskinfan2 @y/nfan4 u know tom and y/n is just friends right
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yourinstagram in my happy place @ykaaar 📸 @vicdeangelis
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y/nfan2 tom holland crying in the back
vicdeangelis y/n giving credits😱😱 since when did this happen
yourinstagram @vicdeangelis ha ha ha real funny🙄
ykaaar and where is this so called happy place??
yourinstagram @ykaaar in your arms 🤧
måneskinfan1 ^^^ sigh we lost girls
kendalljenner babe 😍
yourinstagram @kendalljenner hunny 😍🥵
y/nfan3 ok but am i the only who thinks y/n is bi
yourinstagram @y/nfan3 😘😘😘 i am
y/nfan3 @yourinstagram DID I MISSED A CHAPTER OR SUMTHING ALSO SHE JUST RESPOND TO ME I CAN DIE HAPPY NOW
måneskinfan2 @y/nfan3 she confirmed that she's bi in 2017 and she dated Cara Delevingne before too
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ykaaar she could have said no but she didnt @yourinstagram
måneskinfan1 it's official y'all
måneskinfan2 sigh we lost ya'll
måneskinfan3 CONGRATS
y/nfan1 FINALLY
thomasraggi_ finalmente hai avuto il coraggio di chiederglielo (you finally had the guts to ask her)
ykaaar @thomasraggi_ 🖕
y/nfan2 not thomas exposing damiano
yourinstagram i mean i could change my answer if you want to
ykaaar @yourinstagram .......
ethanskin what a lovely couple
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ykaaar ti amo
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Hey ya'll nini speaking its been awhile since i posted some fake instagram stories. im currently a lil bit stress since i have end of semester exam but i will keep you updated tho and yes request are open, you can request which celebrity u want and face claim also and yes i accept gxg and bxb.
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supercriminalbean · 2 years ago
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Things that made me insane during criminal minds evolution:
Written while I watched so enjoy my bumbling mess. Spoiler alert of course.
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Episode 2:
Penelope dance party epic!!
If JJ and Will break up i will cry, they are underrated
Rossi needs a shower and a shave
Lesbian Tara?!?!?!??! Bi Tara!!?? Omg yesssss. Queer TARA!! Fucking finally some representation in this show. Even tho all the members are so fruity.
Rossi calling the unsub a fuckhead 😂😂🥵🥵.
Penelope calling Rossi instead of anyone else in the BAU when she gets information.
Penelope confronting Rossi about going to thepry.
FATHER DAUGHTER RELATIONSHIP.
When Penelope gets nevours and rambles and Rossi just let's her waiting for her to get to the point. He has no patience lately, but for her he will find alittle bit of it left.
Penelope and Dave hug 😭😭😭
Thoes two always have each other forever!!
Also JJ or Rossi saying the word kink makes me laugh and blush not okay.
Rossi meeting Garcia at the elevator and not talking because he knows she needs silent to deal with everything at first.
Fuck Rossi opening the door for her fucking Dilf. Him in black does things to me.
"Do you need my login or password" oh right sorry I forgot its you Garcia. He was terrified after she gave him that look I swear.
Rossi watching Garcia work is my kink.
Fuck Garcia fingers tapping away damnnn.
This episode has alot of Garcia and Rossi and I'm living for it.
I'll do date morning with JJ 😏
JJ trying so hard not to laugh at the fact Rossi said I'm not at the everyone getting laid comment 😂😂
JJ delayed reaction at Girlfriend
Emily saying son of a bitch 😍
JJ trying to get Luke to calm down cos like bro we all know you in loveeee
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WHO IS HE GIE??? I NEED TO KNOW!!!!
oh boy oh boy.... oh no..... ooooh lord
STRAP IN, BESTIE >:)
so !!! the redhead guy is Euntae Hwang, from a webtoon called unholy blood (or white blood) and he ;;;; is the male lead ;;;;
LIEEKK 🥵🥵 LOOK!! LOOK AT HIM 🥵
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lord i am not your strongest soldier but i sure as hell am the sluttiest </3
unholy blood is just every bi/pan person's WORST NIGHTMARE;; KAJNFJWJD it's crawling with hot ppl
this is the female lead, hayan, n she's also euntae's gf. i want her to eat me!!!
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AND THISSSSS 😍😍 this is my man, my villain, my meow meow, my lil scrunkley babygirl YOHAN ^^
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i won't spoil much just in case u do decide to read the webtoon, but euntae is a cop, hayan is a vampire, and yohan is.... a spoiler LMAO he doesn't appear till much much l8r !!
i kinda went overboard i'm sorry 😭 tldr he's euntae hwang and he's HAWT!! he is gie-approved !! 😋
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thesmutbasement · 3 years ago
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Welcome to Three's Company: And more! Threesomes and hot poly action here!
Everything here in The Smut Basement is for 18+ friends only! Minors and unverified persons will be blocked. Please heed ALL author warnings when you click a link.
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The Bloom Universe by @charnelhouse (The Triple Frontier boys: Frankie, Benny, Santi, and Will are in a polyamorous relationship with female colleague Reader character and things get messy. The starting gun is a sex pollen incident out in the field during an op, and it gets more wild from there!! Claire is hooked, hundreds of other people are hooked. This thing is a phenomenon.)
Escalation by @just-here-for-the-moment (Yes, I am posting my own hot stuff here, but it's for a very good reason. See, Javier Pena has a thing going on with a female DEA employee, and one day Carrillo comes into Javier's office to yell at him and things just go bonkers from there. It's so hot I'm making a Part 2, so there! -Claire)
Interruption by @mandocrasis (This Frankie “Catfish” Morales x F!reader x Max Phillips threesome may have lived in my brain while being out for dinner later that night because of how filthy it was. While everyone else was talking about appetizers I was thinking about receiving oral from Frankie while Max watches. 🥵) - Lauren
Make It Fun by @wheresarizona (You and Frankie are in a hotel room overlooking Santiago’s stakeout. When the mark doesn’t show, Santi uses the comm to talk Frankie through how to relieve your boredom. Will there be a Part 2? We can only hope! Update: We got a Part 2: You Missed Me 😍! -Claire)
Moving Day by @adverbedly (This Frankie Morales x F!Reader x Santiago Garcia threesome has a permanent spot in our brains and in the basement. It was so hot that it was submitted TWICE!!!) - Lauren
Spaniard series by @absurdthirst (Yeah, I know, I know… The Smut Basement is just going to turn into an absurdthirst fan blog at this rate, and I don’t care!!! The people need to know about this hot series with Oberyn Martell x female reader x Pero Tovar, okay? I’m doing this as a public service, at least until absurdthirst takes out a restraining order against us… -Claire)
Stars Hit The Ceiling by @jazzelsaur (Jack "Whiskey" Daniels x reader x Frankie Morales all-way/bi-switch threesome? Yes PLEASE! Especially when it's this well done! This is the fic that made Claire's legs shake and it will be stuck in her head until she dies. Excellent work. Just superb!)
Team Building Exercise by @mylifeliterally (This series with Santiago Garcia x Frankie Morales x Ben Miller x Will Miller x Reader is a wrapped present just for us. Thank you, just thank you. All my kisses and maybe a lot of pussy throbbing.) - Lauren
To be continued...
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bisexualrapline · 3 years ago
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My bi ass was shaking too watching Megtan's butter performance 😭😩🥵
Is it just me or was Meg's mic not at full vol? Maybe the fancams couldn't capture the fullness of her voice. Regardless, I fucking loved the performance. It was super cute, playful, hot and definitely packed a punch 😍🤩. Your blog is amazing!!
i think it’s hard to capture audio from the crowd since it really depends on your proximity to the speakers!!! but yes the performance was absolutely incredible i couldn’t have asked for more i feel very catered to in this bi household 🤗
thank you so much for the nice words about my blog!!! 🥺
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