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Batsiblings convince Jason to get himself a cooking Tiktok account, and he gives in. To his surprise, he quickly gains millions of followers and a loyal auditory. The only problem? Jason has no idea that these people came here not necessary for recipes.
Jason: Geez, my followers had been pissing me off lately.
Dick, confused: Huh? Why?
Jason: They keep commenting ATE. Like, dude? Fucking where? I am not eating in my cooking videos. What is the fucking point?
Tim, choking: Oh my fucking God-
Jason, making an angry text post for his followers: YOU ALL. STOP COMMENTING "RAW". MY MEAT IS NOT RAW. I AM A PROPER COOK. WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU???
Cassandra: Maybe it is time to tell him...
Tim, Steph, Duke, in unison: NO
Bruce, awkwardly trying to have a conversation with Jason: Hey, lad, how is your cooking blog is going?
Jason: Uh, people keep commenting cryptid messages. Like, the last time I was showing the right way to tenderise meat for chops because apparently it wasn't clear and someone requested the whole video? Anyway, I did it, and the whole comment section was writing me "in bed, on the floor, on the couch, on a chair, against the wall, against the window, against the door"... Like, why would I do that, not in the kitchen?
Bruce, no less clueless: Maybe it some kind of challenge. Kids love trying new stuff in extreme places nowadays.
Jason: Huh. Maybe. Thanks.
Bruce, just proud to have a proper conversation and somehow a help: Anytime, Jaylad!
Damian, who was unblissfully educated on the slang matter by Tim (because it was his responsibility as a big brother to traumatise him), with his eye twitching: ...None of these words were in Quran
#Damian gets pissed off does a fake acc and starts arguring w Jason's simps#like how DARE YOU to DISRESPECT this POOR lad#Dick stops laughing when he sees Roy in comments under Jason's videos#Dick *sobbing*: that's the worst day of my life. Roy commented SMASH on Jason's video.#Tim: lmaoooooooo#Tim: *pause*#Tim: ...fuck IS THAT KON COMMENTING “UNTIL BATMAN KICKS ME OUT OF TOWN” UNDER HIS VIDEO?#sorry but kon def looks like a type of friend who has crush on tim's big brothers#...you all remember when he flirted with an older woman and when she asked him how old is he even he told her “old enough. bye babe”#like sorry thirsting in public comms? a likely place for him to be#Tim Hates It#jason todd#red hood#batman#dcu#dcu comics#dc universe#batfamily#bruce wayne#batfam#dick grayson#tim drake#cassandra cain#stephanie brown#duke thomas#damian wayne
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Ranji Trophy: Mumbai captain Rahane smashes century in quarterfinal vs Haryana
Mumbai captain Ajinkya Rahane smashed a crucial century in the quarterfinal fixture against Haryana at the Eden Gardens in Kolkata on Tuesday. The right-hand batter reached the triple-digit mark in 160 deliveries as Mumbai extended its lead past 300 against Haryana. His ton included 10 fours. It was Rahane’s maiden ton of this edition of the tournament. FOLLOW LIVE | Ranji Trophy Quarterfinals,…
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i’m still here
Nightwing (2016) #121
#damian wayne#dick grayson#dynamic duo 2.0: what would you do without me?#was originally going to draw xbox controllers for swordwalkers but them playing super smash bros was funny to me#Damian is Kirby and swallowed Dick to throw them both offstage#Dick’s playing Sheik or Sonic to me. also like the idea of Damian playing Isabelle or Toon Link lol#anyway yeah Bruce and Dick hearing Damian's TT enough to the point they do it themselves...crying😭#batbabyart#SLIGHTLY EDITED...I FORGOT DAMIAN'S BATBROWS...:'(
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Invisible (2024) Based on the novel by Eloy Moreno now globally on all Disney+
#DisneyPlus #Espana smashes it again.
#Invisible (2024) Based on the novel by Eloy Moreno now globally on all #Disney+
This is how you make a TV series with no agenda, ideology, woke garbage, rainbow brigade nonsense.
#Invisible#2024#novel#by#Eloy Moreno#now#globally#on#all#Disney+#Disney Plus#Espana#Spain#smashes#it#again.#Invisible 2024#global#This#is#how#you#make#a#TV series#tv Show#with#no#agenda#ideology
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"Jeez, i sure need to charge my smash meter quick, lest I be defeated by my opponent!"
The opportunistic smash ball:

#nefarious anglerfish posting#super smash bros#super smash ultimate#smash ultimate#cats#196#r196#ruleposting#christa7823
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bro i could fuck up a perfectly good thing right now
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Yeah I'm in STEM
Somebody once
Told me the world is gonna roll me I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb In the shape of an "L" on her forehead Well, the years start comin' and they don't stop comin' Fed to the rules and I hit the ground runnin' Didn't make sense not to live for fun Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb So much to do, so much to see So what's wrong with taking the backstreets? You'll never know if you don't go (W-w-wacko) You'll never shine if you don't glow Hey now, you're an all star Get your game on, go play Hey now, you're a rock star Get the show on, get paid (And all that glitters is gold) Only shootin' stars break the mold It's a cool place, and they say it gets colder You're bundled up now, wait 'til you get older But the meteor men beg to differ Judging by the hole in the satellite picture The ice we skate is gettin' pretty thin The water's gettin' warm so you might as well swim My world's on fire, how 'bout yours? That's the way I like it and I'll never get bored Hey now, you're an all star Get your game on, go play Hey now, you're a rock star Get the show on, get paid (All that glitters is gold) Only shootin' stars break the mold Hey now, you're an all star Get your game on, go play Hey now, you're a rock star Get the show on, get paid (And all that glitters is gold) Only shooting stars… Somebody once asked, "Could I spare some change for gas? I need to get myself away from this place" I said, "Yep, what a concept I could use a little fuel myself and we could all use a little change" Well, the years start comin' and they don't stop comin' Fed to the rules and I hit the ground runnin' Didn't make sense not to live for fun Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb So much to do, so much to see So what's wrong with taking the backstreets? You'll never know if you don't go (Go!) You'll never shine if you don't glow Hey now, you're an all star Get your game on, go play Hey now, you're a rock star Get the show on, get paid (And all that glitters is gols) Only shootin' stars break the mold (And all that glitters is gold) Only shootin' stars break the mold
Engineering
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I had a weird dream where they announced Smash for the Switch 2 and added Shadow. But they gave him a special move that allowed him to summon Maria like a Persona.
#Sonic#sonic the hedgehog#shadow the hedgehog#shadow#Maria#maria robotnik#sketch#smash bros#switch 2
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need to post my favourite tweet in the entire world

#twelve retweets. tragic. what the hell. this person was a visionary and they got 12 rts#anyway yeah. i gotta get into a mosh pit. next time i'm at a metal show#my 5'7 estrogenized ass will get smashed into a pulp. it'll be awesome
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samus loves hanging out with her friends and she’s definitely not clueless
#loneart#samus aran#ssb#super smash bros#do i tag the characters too sure why not#bayonetta#palutena#alex minecraft#robin fire emblem#hall of fame
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i'm actually so fucking sick of zionists using phrases such as "Was it worth it, Hamas?" cause literally what the fuck are y'all yapping about??? Israel has been indiscriminately bombing gaza in front of our eyes since last October, Israel has murdered more than 30 thousands Palestinians within 5 months, Israel is forcefully starving gaza, Israel is the one committing war crimes everyday, Israel is continuing genocide and ethnic cleansing. Israel. is. illegally. occupying. Palestine.
we all know who are the perpetrators here. and zionists can't gaslight people into "hamas started it" bullshit anymore. everyone is actually sick of Israel's dumb colonialism propaganda where they just repeat same old tactics “how dare you palestinians resist us, after we have your stolen land, freedom, human rights and subjugated your people under fascist colonial regime.”
Israel carry out atrocities in broad daylight and then go ahead blame Palestinian resistance for the said act of savagery they've performed, "O their audacity!" indeed!
#“free gaza from hamas!” how about i smash your head with a hammer??#ain't nobody buying that shit#they've been doing this for last 75#years since the nakba#enough is enough#from the river to the sea palestine will be free#free gaza#palestinian resistance#long live the resistance#fuck israel#anti zionisim#free palestine#gaza strip#gaza#palestinian genocide#Palestine
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Are.. are there any matches for Smash Mouth All Star full lyrics? I need to know. For science!!!
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Closest match: Ennomos fuscantarius genome assembly, chromosome: 3 Common name: Dusky Thorn Moth

#tumblr genetics#genetics#moths#dusky thorn moth#all star#smash mouth#requests#sent to me#asks#CONGRATULATIONS!!! ITS A MOTH!!!
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Dubai Desert Classic, Tyrell Hatton smashes tee box in frustration, what happened, Daniel Hillier leads, Rory McIlroy, leaderboard, scores, third round
New Zealand’s Daniel Hillier birdied his last two holes to edge ahead by one shot going into the final round of the Dubai Desert Classic on a day a LIV star once again let his emotions spill over. Watch every round of the PGA Tour LIVE & Exclusive on Fox Sports, available on Kayo. New to Kayo? Get your first month for just $1. Limited time offer. At the Majlis course of Emirates Golf Club,…
#box#Classic#Daniel#Desert#Dubai#frustration#happened#Hatton#Hillier#leaderboard#leads#McIlroy#Rory#scores#smashes#tee#Tyrell
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