#Smartguy

[eric-sadahire]

If a beautiful woman disagrees with me, I will immediately change my views. I have no principals.

[pillbugpaints]

thinking about insomnia (the character above) and their relationship to gender identity. her transness is sort of funny to me. he is only trans because when he was made, his creator said "yeah, that's probably a girl" and it disagrees. they were not made with reproductive organs, or chromosomes, or whatever you might use to ID something's "biological sex". her creator just went "this is a girl-thing" lmao. i know I literally created her I just think its funny how in-universe he implies that gender can persist even when you literally made a sexless creature #society

[raspberryjamrock]

omg irt to the satellite officer post what hypnospace outlaw song are u thinking of…

GO CRAZY!!!! <- satellite orchestra by barnaby's chair. also everything that barnaby in that game makes Fucking owns and could probably apply to someone in some way tbh

[foone]

I was thinking about how there's been a couple of times in 4:3 Star Trek where an episode written for one series gets repurposed for another series: ie, TNG's The Child from season 2 started as a script for the canceled Star Trek: Phase II show.

The thing is, they have to swap around characters when they do this. It's not Captain Kirk anymore, it's Captain Picard. The doctor is Crusher, not Bones, etc.

I was thinking it'd be amusing if some future Trek show started requiring that scripts be written to make this easier to do.

Like:

SMARTGUY: Captain! ENGINEER says the core is nearing collapse.

CAPTAIN: Understood. SCIENCEGUY, get down there and help with the TECHTECH.

TACTICALGUY: Captain, permission to engage the enemy ship?

CAPTAIN: Granted. PILOTGUY, evasive maneuvers, MAKEITSOPHRASE.

[blazeshardcat]

i think, therefore i am

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made this strand warlock art around the release of lightfall!! when i started drawing this, nezarec wasn't confirmed to be the raid boss, but by the time it was done the raid race had come and passed.... denied a cool Smartguy moment.... oh well

[agnesandhilda]

fascinated by the phenomenon of male blue lock fans on the r/bluelock subreddit saying out loud that "fangirls" liking the same characters as them makes them feel the need to choose new favorites. you're saying your goated smartguy favorite seems less tough to you because he gets too much pussy?

[crimsonbits]

All that art of Beika and Mizole bonding over hating Ichiya is so funny because while, yeah, they do have that in common, I'm convinced they wouldn't fucking stand each other either. With their competitive and contrarian attitudes? Beika and Mizole would be absolute worsties. They would strangle each other if you put them in the same room. One is a cynical pretentious smartguy™️ who listens to jazz and the other is a scrappy delinquent punk who thinks everyone from Inkopolis is a mainstream normie snob. They would aim for each other's throat.

[transgenderer]

i wish yudkowsky was actually an expert in literally anything. like somehow i think hes managed to avoid being a real expert in any topic. the perils of autodidactism? hes 43! by 43 you should be an expert in *something* if your whole deal is being a smartguy

[voidvinn]

i like how whenever i draw brandon interacting with my sona i default to drawing him reading a book. like yeah smartguy activity

[irritants]

almost wasted 30+ minutes making tomato soup from scratch in the middle of the night for my grilled cheese but remembered i made a bunch of tomato sauce last week... added a bit of chicken broth and sour cream to some of it and now it's soup #smartguy #nasa

[hexarcana]

**absolutely stupid but objectively funny headcanon based in me watching a sort of weird artsy movie that I don’t really understand

**aggie will agree to watch weird artsy smartguy movies with Ford and will discuss them at length with him, and she is able to keep up with him in such discussion

**anyway she and ford watch such a movie with Stan present and he just watches them chat about it when it’s over and as Aggie’s getting ready to leave or go to bed with Stan or whatever, he’s asks how she can keep up with all this boring shit and she’s just like

“Oh, I’m not. I’m just reading his mind and basically saying what he thinks back to him. Don’t tell him though, watching weird movies with him has really improved our friendship.”

[marinerainbow]

I made headcanons for Roger and Jessica, and I plan on posting for other characters (especially Delores), so have some headcannons for

~The Toon Patrol~

~Smartass~

Unlike the others, Smartass actually studied the law. He had planned to become a lawyer, but when his criminal record caught up to him, he lost his license and officially started his gang.

One of his crimes was identity fraud. It's why he has so many names like Smarty, Smartguy, Wiseguy, etc (I know in actuality it was Disney trying to censor his name, but still).

He also used to be married but is now divorced. His spouse left him when they found out about his double life. Smartass will still offer relationship advice to those he's closest to but other than that he keeps that part of his life private. The only one in the group that knows his former relationship best is Stupid.

He loves the finer things in life. Just look at all that jewelry! He takes a lot of pride in his appearance and takes care of himself the most out of the other weasels (though why he still chooses not to wear pants or proper shoes, I have no idea). You'll get a smile out of him and a cheeky "I know~" if you compliment his appearance, but he won't really take it to heart unless you two are close.

In my last OC post, I stated I headcanon all toons have an artistic ability of some kind. Smartass' is writing. Slice of life stuff. If he wasn't a gangster, he'd probably make a pretty penny off of his writing.

~Greasy~

Similar to Smartass, Greasy also likes the finer things in life. But he doesn't put as much effort into his appearance (minimal/no jewelry, cheap cologne, just generally greasy, etc). It's like he's trying to put up the front of a well off man rather than actually be one.

He can appreciate art of all kinds, especially if it's centered around feminine beauty or intimacy. Writing, paintings, sculptures, whatever. Of course he's got the sleazy magazines as well. (@slashingdisneypasta actually inspired me for this headcanon with her own for Greasy).

He's Smartass' right hand man for a reason, and not just because they're friends. If he needs to, he'll focus solely on the job, he'll get things done, and he knows how to intimidate people. Not to mention his ability to come up with plans on the fly, like when he dropped the bricks on Roger. Tldr, he's more than just the silly pervert of the group.

He absolutely tries to get advice for women from Smartass since he had a relationship before. It doesn't work.

His artistic ability is playing the guitar, and I think he'd have a fairly decent singing voice. If he didn't snoop on women backstage, I can imagine him getting gigs at clubs like Jessica.

~Wheezy~

He's the gun expert of the group. He taught Stupid and Psycho how to properly use firearms and take care of them. Smartass and Greasy had more knowledge then those two, but they still learned a thing or two from Wheezy.

Despite his lean frame, he's the second physically strongest member, next to Stupid.

I don't know why, but I can see him liking nature documentaries. Maybe he finds them relaxing. Just imagine him puffing away at his cigarettes while listening to Liam Neeson narrate about the life of seahorses or something while on his downtime.

The reason why his whole appearance/demeanor is completely different compared to the others is that he was made for war propaganda cartoons. He has fabricated memories of being in the war, even though he was just made for cartoons. He mostly keeps them to himself, but sometimes he needs to talk to someone about them and get it all off his chest.

His artistic ability is playing the violin. I know that the violin/guitar case he carries in the movies was used as a way to hide the gun, but I still like the idea of him playing the violin. I can also see him get into wood carving.

~Psycho~

Psycho doesn't sleep often, but when he does his eyes remain open and he curls up. It looks just as freaky as it sounds. Only when he is completely relaxed is when he'll actually close his eyes while sleeping and let himself sprawl out.

You can tell he's excited at the prospect of killing Roger ("Time to kill the rabbit!~"), but he never makes a move towards Roger until it was time. As such, I think that Psycho can very easily be patient, as long as he knows he'll get what he wants in the end. One could argue that it was simply because the TP didn't get enough screentime, but I like this idea better.

Psycho needs something to do with his hands. It's part of the reason why he has his razor in his hands half the time and hugging himself the rest of the time. Honestly just give him a rubrics cube or something and he'll be happy and distracted for a while. He's also learned how to do plenty of tricks with his razor. It's impressive but scary too.

Psycho has plenty of animalistic habits. It's not like he's got the brain of a wild animal, he just communicates a bit differently. For example, he takes smiling with teeth as a threat and will threaten people that way, he can imitate plenty of sounds perfectly, etc.

Mirrors make him uncomfortable. In the bathroom, he'll hang a towel on the mirror while he does his morning routine, and he'll avoid the mirror section in home decor stores at all costs.

His artistic talent is drawing/painting. Sometimes he just draws whatever comes to mind, but he'll also draw specific people and places he wants to commit to memory. Anyone who receives a portrait of themselves from Psycho has pretty much gained the ultimate sign that they are important to him. I can also see him be able to play the accordian.

I'm not entirely sure about this one, but I still like it so I guess I'll let you guys decide what you think. The yellow swirls in his eyes will change color based on his emotions. Yellow is happy/neutral, red is anger, green is sick/disgust, and blue would be sadness (and pink for love)

~Stupid~

I did some research after seeing it on another blog, and it turns out propeller hats were seen as science fiction novelty items back then. So I think Stupid likes sci-fi stuff. He'd definitely be a fan of Star Trek.

Another thing he likes is sports. His bat isn't just his weapon, he genuinely likes baseball. He mostly just collects cards, but if he was ever gifted a ticket to a live baseball game, he would love that person forever.

And of course, cooking. He can't cook very well on his own, but he absolutely loves sharing recipes and talking about his favorite food. If he got a cooking buddy, the TP's kitchen will be used nearly 24/7.

Stupid is dyslexic. He legitimately can't read, or at least not very well. He likes it when other people read to him. Psycho is the one who reads to him the most, but Smartass will do it as well when he has time.

Out of all the Toon Patrol, he's pretty good with emotional support. He may not be the best with life advice, but he'll just be there to be an open ear and offer hugs (his hugs are the best, trust me). And sometimes, that's all you need.

His artistic talent is playing the trombone. He's also learning how to use the kazoo.

~The whole group~

In the movie, it's implied that Smartass has a bigger gang than just the four other weasels ("We got informants all over the city."). So my headcannon is that Smartass is the head of the weasel gang in Toontown, and the rest of the Toon Patrol are his best men that he chose to join in on Judge Dooms plot. There are other gang's in Toontown, like the wolf gang or the coyote gang (Wile. E was a former member before he got hired by Warner Bros), but the weasel gang is most notorious, especially after Judge Doom made them a police force.

I've seen at least two people headcanon that Smartass and Psycho are brothers, and that's cool to see! But personally, I headcanon that it's Stupid and Smartass that are related. Or at the very least were drawn to be a duo in their cartoons. They both have the same- if not similar- fur colors, and I don't think Smartass ever really physically hit Stupid. He threw the plunger at him to shut his mouth, but he didn't wack him on the head like he did Greasy and Psycho.

I actually don't think Psycho and Smartass get along. Psycho was pointing and laughing at his boss while he was dipped, so at the very least Psycho doesn't care too much about Smartass. One could easily argue that he was too caught up in his laughter to stop, but that doesn't explain why he put in the effort to point at his boss, making it clear he found his death amusing. Greasy was also laughing yes, but he didn't have the view Psycho did so maybe he thought his boss flew over the dip.

Smartass and Greasy have been friends the longest. Psycho and Stupid are best friends. Wheezy is easygoing, so everyone gets along with him.

Greasy and Psycho both go out on their own sometimes to do their own thing. Smartass knows what they're up to, and he knows they'll be back eventually, so his only rule is that they clean up after themselves and tell him where they are going so he knows where to look for them if they are gone for too long. Stupid and Wheezy are allowed to go on their own too, but they mostly just stay home (though Wheezy does go out on his own more than Stupid).

Smartass and Stupid are comedy toons, Greasy is a risqué toon, Wheezy is a generic toon, and Psycho is a horror toon. They all were villains in their respective cartoons.

They are toons, so technically they are ageless. Or at least don't age like humans. But if I were to give them ages, Wheezy would be 47 (born/made right at the turn of the century), Greasy 38, Smartass 35, Psycho 28, and Stupid 25. And from tallest to shortest is Stupid, Wheezy, Greasy, Psycho, and Smartass.

I hope you guys like these. Any questions you guts have, I'll be more than happy to answer ^^

[mewo-personal]

OKAY FINE. HERE. ARE YOU HAPPY NOW.

/silly

Here it is take yo song lyrics

Not your object [WIP]

Quit putting labels on me, I'm not a can of soup

And despite being different, I'm a person too

I just wanna be myself, I'm harmless, don't you see?

I'm not a fucking animal, I just wanna be me

[CHORUS]

Quit trying to shape me,

Quit trying to change me,

I'm not a fucking object for your amusement!

Quit trying to reform me,

Quit trying to conform me,

Trying to stuff me into a box isn't improvement!

[Instrumental break]

"You shouldn't wear a suit, that isn't lady-like!"

Well then guess what, smartguy, go on and take a hike.

"Oh, are you mad? That's girly."

Guys have emotions too.

"Hey, [deadname] are you in there? I know this isn't you!"

Oh shut it, she's dead and gone, NOW THIS IS WHO I AM!

[LOUD METAL SCREAM]

[CHORUS]

QUIT MISGENDERING ME!

QUIT TRYING TO SHAPE ME!

I'M NOT A PEICE OF PAPER FOR ORIGAMI!

QUIT MISGENDERING ME!

QUIT TRYING TO HURT ME!

I'M NOT A FUCKING GIRL JUST 'CUZ I WEAR A SKIRT!

I'M NOT YOUR OBJECT TO SHAPE AND CHAAAAANGE!!!

Concept: mix of savages(specifically chonnys cover) and jigsaw puzzle

More specifically: most of the song is savages-esque and the chorus is like a mix of the two

Obligatory tags: @the-arcade-doctor @a-moths-privacy @a-mimic-and-a-jester

[dappersautismcreature]

foolish genius #1 smartest fella on the island its all the banana he eats super smart mega brain smartguy (im actually pretty serious about this if the binary black n white idea works out :3)

[kozykricket]

thinkin back about like. lightners dark world designs being based on what role they believe they play in their life, so to speak

berdly views himself as a cool elite starwars lookin smartguy

noelle views herself as an angel, with obvious ice theming for obvious reasons. cant help but believe hospital theming may also be at play in the ‘fit

…susie just views herself as susie. thats why she has such little design change

and kris?

kris is blue. do with that what you will

[heartandmusic]

this is an experience probably only specific to me but on multiple occassions i've edited a subtitle file that was pretty clearly transcribed and theres a line (usually a name or place) that doesn't seem like it matches what the character is saying (or the subtitler left a ??? in place of the word) and then i use my extreme smartguy resarch skills/context analysis and i manage to find out EXACTLY what the character said oh my godddddd i feel like him⬇️