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[90's Sitcoms]
#90s sitcom#1990s#1990s television#90s#kane52630#gifs#full house#family matters#living single#friends#saved by the bell#fresh prince of bel air#boy meets world#step by step#seinfeld#fraisier#married with children#sister sister#moesha#home improvement#will & grace#the nanny#smart guy#kenan & kel#clarissa explains it all#sabrina the teenage witch#blossom#everybody loves raymond#the king of queens#the drew carey show
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I just can’t stop the thought of Steve as Kevin of Home Alone man.
A little Steve who was blond in his childhood but with the years he got brunette. (like his mom, she was also blonde in her childhood and on her 14 got brunette.)
A menace who is smart in his own way, creating home made traps for the assholes that tried to get in his house, afraid but putting a big boy faceted to beat those thieves of stealing his house, be sassy when those criminals got catch by the police (the old police chief loves him despise his family name, always go to watch him time to time even after he retired). Big dysfunctional family who treats him like trash, big brothers and sisters that he don’t talk with, cousins of his same age who he barely bear them sometimes, a mom who forgets him for stress with the rest of her husband family side, an incompetent dad who is focused in be cool and respected by his brother who is a major asshole. Scared of the homeless man who clean the streets and have a really scary expression according to him, befriend the crazy pigeon lady of the park, who ‘adopts him’ like a pigeon, giving him candies, hugs and funny stories to make him laugh.
And just the party + plus the young adults + older adults finding out cause the old crazy pigeon lady randomly hugged Steve and he hug her back, smiling like a child again when the lady gives him candies and a pat in his cheek, calling him her “sweet pigeon baby” and then just ignored the rest while walking away. The old retired chief who didn’t notice hopper (who in its moment was the one who replace him back them) but he approached Steve with a smile of a grandpa, patting his shoulder while asking him if he captured any other thieves those days, an amused look in his old eyes as he walk away without greeting Hopper cause he didn’t recognize him, to focus in the kid who considered family.
And then just Hopper ask the new chief, Powell, what the fuck is all this about, and the man just give him a huge archive with all the case. Eleven decide to do spooky telepathic magic to see those memories by seeing the archive, and everyone just looks like “:O”.
#steve harrington#stranger things#steve stranger things#imagine steve harrington#steve deserves the world#steve harrington headcanon#steve harrington angst#italian steve harrington#steve has shitty parents#Steve harrington has a big family#steddie#Home Alone Au#Steve Harrington as Kevin#Smart Steve Harrington#Steve harrington is not stupid
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I don't think Ned specificly would have 'made Cersei better' or 'fixed' her but I DO think being away from her family and the politics of the South would have.
What power does Tywin Lannister have in the North? Even a spy would probably be noticed since the North seems to be scarcer and closer because of that scarcity. And not having Jaime around to enable her, to indulge in her worst impulses or Tyrion to antagonize or be antagonized by. No reminder of her 'curse' or prophecy or whatever.
Just nature, rough and honest and impolite people who might even like her fire. Praise her for her masculine qualities or interests, her disregard for sewing and such. What's Tywin's disregard for her interest in swordplay compared to Mormont women who fight? What's clawing against smarter opponents when Roose Bolton is there and ready to endanger her place as Lady Wife of the Warden in the North?
#i do not think roose bolton is that smart but he is smartER#cersei isnt as smart as she thinks she is but i think she could take house bolton#ned x cersei#he would have been better for her especially when she was younger and eager#and if she said 'well what if i wanted to fight?! what if i was manly? maybe I should swing the sword!" hed say OK! Go Ahead!#he'd be earnist if nothing else and isnt that what she always wanted?#broken as she may have been having someone who TRIES goes a long way#ned and cat actually falling in love was a miracle and they KNOW IT#but in a world of being disregarded and looked over having a husband who tries and is attentive would kill her#like she said she loved robert once! even if ned isnt as handsome or king he's still Lord Paramount#like they'd get there#And no i dont think what? 18? 19 year old cersei would have killed jon the second she saw him#lets not forget robert already hurt cersei's feelings when he suggested bringing his bastard to KL. Jon was ALREADY there when Cat arrived#and that was Before they won the rebellion. she travelled up After Ned had got home#IF tywin had to marry cersei to ned Jon would already be there and maybe known to them#anyway she'd make him worse#or at least not as inept at playing the game#ned stark#cersei lannister#game of thrones#asoiaf#a song of ice and fire#asoif/got#mine#my post
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sometimes looking at like Self Help Strategies lists for the symptoms I'm having is always just like:
thing that I already do
thing I have tried 10 times
thing I already do
thing that I don't have the money to do
thing I already do
thing I've been doing since I was 10yrs old to no avail
thing that is impossible given my situation
thing that doesn't apply to me
thing that I already do
thing I have already tried
hrmm, oh wait, maybe finally- OH, yeah.. okay. thing that I already do but it was just phrased slightly differently
thing I have already done
#I think maybe productivity tips help less if the reason you're unproductive is partially like.. physcial health and other extenral things#out of your control. rather than just like having trouble paying attention or spending too much time on tiktok or whatever#all the strategic to do lists in the world are not going to somehow prevent me from waking up with a debilitating migraine or whatever#or having external stressors or lacking resources and connections or other Productivity Essentials etc.#especially many tips involve stuff like 'cut off from social media' since thats the modern day time waster for so many poeple#and it's like.. lol.. i can hardly even maintain a blog even thuogh i actively WANT TO DO SO. 'shut off your smart phone!' already#done babey i fucking hate smart phones i shall never use an app unless i am forced to. 'delete tiktok' yep. already covered. tiktok and#all of those thinsg are my enemies. 'save money by cancelling some of your services' cool. already ahead of you.#who the fuck is out here paying for like 10 different subscription services. pirated videos uploaded to google drive and youtube to mp3#my beloved. etc. etc. and so on. 'socialize less' .........LOL.. if only you knew.. mr.writer of the article. i can barely muster#talking to friends more than once a month and even less if I'm actively sick (often occurence) etc. etc. ... hewoo#I think maybe instead of generic productivity tips I need more like.. how to refocus and be productive anyway even if you have a headache#or are nauseous or etc. Not that those are always things to ignore. and of course you should let your body rest and etc. But plenty of peop#e have mild physical symptoms and just work through them. Ithink something about the way my body/mind is SOO hyper attuned to all#sensory information just makes it like... constantly 'GRR well I cant focus on WRITING right now because my lef#t ear feels weird and my socks are too itchy and my back has a strange pressure and I'm vaguely warm and my eye feels some ssort of#way it doesnt normally feel and I'm hyperaware of my breathing and also nauseous for no reason' and like half of those things I#think '''normal''' people wouldnt even notice or at least would be able to just live through. but for me it's like.. nealry impossible to i#gnore and soooo distracting always. like 'wahh.. nooo we can't draw or get anything done.. my legs feel slightly heavy or something!!'#like............. ok......... who cares. thats not even a PAIN sensation it's just something weird. but it's just like.. NO. constant#mental alerts about the 'heaviness' of your legs be upon ye. Though Imean like.. yes.. 70% of the time I am in genuine pain#or having some sort of actual ailment with trackable physical symptoms. but sometimes it's just like... we could totally be working right#now and ignoring this silly thing but my brain is fixated on it for no reason uncontrollably. etc. etc. I guess it's the same way that like#most people can go to a grocery store without the whole experience being so overwhelming and so much stuff going on at once#that they have to rest afterwards but like.. in my own HOME doing NOTHING i feel like I should be able to not get overwhelmed lol. ANYWAY#Rolling my bastard little rock up a dumbass hill and so on and so forth
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Journey to Mor Pankh rerun already so I can write a piece on Kumar and Shamane and how they never could’ve been happy siblings but Kumar would’ve had a breakdown over not being able to direct her anger at him.
Shamane genuinely wanted nothing more than to be by Kumar’s side and grow up with her the second he found out she was his sister. In his flashback talking about her you could really tell that he was so dazzled like “huh I don’t really get why this cool researcher is here” but rationalized her as a friend of the family. Hell she IS his driving point. And he’s her driving point too. The second he found out that she was his SISTER? He ran away and that’s where his character story started. Which is such an important and noteworthy choice because not every character event is a backstory or tells you what a characters bond to another was.
And Kumar’s arcanum WAS strong. She MADE it strong. She wasn’t born with a gift like KB or Matilda and grew it, she had to start from what was implied to basically be nothing. Then she still became such an incredibly strong arcanists and diviner that she discovered a star far before anyone who was born with strong arcanum did. She needs more time and steps to channel a strong arcanum but KB inherited her techniques and her ability and she’s a POWERHOUSE. She throws a STAR at people and she learned that from Kumar!!! She didn’t start with talent but she built it up so far that it took basically two people on the level of someone she taught and raised from childhood to bring her down!! Even then Kumar didn’t suffer extreme of injury considering how bad a rebound on a spell like that has to be on the mental state.
Shamane was driven to the city purely because he sought out Kumar who sent him that letter. After living and learning his entire life out there he went out to find and her and I can only imagine how stoked he was. Cause he likely knew that Kumar would’ve resented him and looking at how she turned out he was the first one to understand and accept that the bridges between them were already burnt.
At the same time I can’t imagine how Kumar must’ve felt learning that the prodigal child her family tossed her aside for left them. I couldn’t begin to explain the kind or visceral bite that news must’ve had. She could’ve had everything with them and in a way she must’ve built up her arcanum, at least at first, so they might accept her one day. I would’ve grown to hate everything too.
#yapping#reverse 1999#journey to mor pankh#Shamane genuinely wanted nothing more than to be with her#it was super heartbreaking#cause you see his flashback and he really saw the world in her yk?#she was this smart and kind person who came to visit them come to find out this amazing person was his sister? bro was dazzled#she was the biggest reason he ran away from home too#also the fact that her arcanum IS strong#it’s not an easy arcanum since she needs far more steps involved to use it to its full potential#but the fact that she reached such a height in her skill says a lot about her#I thought a lot about it when I first played the event of like ah#if they had talked things out and got a chance to exchange stories things would’ve been so different#I think Kumar would be so lost because she blamed her entire family and the entire city for what happened to her just because of her arcanu#so learning that the child her parents truly wanted in turn just wanted to meet her again and get to know each other?#it be a moment of “’well if you aren’t the one hurting me?.. who is?’#kumar reverse 1999#kumar#I love her but also I think it’s in turn my duty to harass her#this post goes out to mocha cause you get it fr#stan Kumar there isn’t any other choice#honeystar
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if invasive, then why so pretty?
#its even called smartweed so why destroy something that is deemed smart#one day ill post my rant/dissertation on how the words invasive and native are simply marketing terms in the horticultural world#terms no longer relevant in today's world#food not lawns#gardening#home garden#homegrown#food#gardenblr#grow food#garden blog#suburban farm#suburban agriculture
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atrociously sticky adhesive, gone, due to the powers of a heat gun and goo-gone
#all the oils have been stripped from my hands#smart home bullshit#got a pile of tilt/vibration sensors to detect two main things:#did i remember to put the frozen bagels in the oven before i started making coffee?#and: have they picked up the garbage bins yet?#but the fucking things came with so much of the world's most annoying and stubborn adhesive on them for fuck only knows why
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the love of my entire life
#valtteri filppula#no one cares but i'm still gonna rant about this because you don't understanddddd#he's objectively one of the most succesful finnish hockey players. no not just in my biased opinion he really is!!#no other finn has won the triple gold (the stanley cup + olympic gold + world championships gold)#in the latter two he was also the captain of the team 😭#1000+ games played in the NHL#he's also won the swiss league and the CHL#he could have retired. moved to florida and bathe in his money#but what does he do? comes back to play in his home team 19 years after he left#(if we don't count the few games he played here in the NHL lock-out season 2012-13 before he got injured)#in his home team that currently does not even play in the top division??#as one of the owners of the team?? practically for FREE?!#because he wants to give back to his team and help them back to the top division 😭#i mean. what kinda person does that?? 😭😭😭😭😭#i'm bawling at how he walked in the locker room for the first time and introduced himself to everyone (with his nickname!!)#as if all them didn't know exactly who he was. come on he's a living legend??#he said he wants to be treated like everyone else in the team. they're just some boys#and he's won pretty much everything you can win in this sport#look how stark the locker room is in comparison to what he got used to in the fucking NHL and the swiss league 😭#at 40 years of age he's gonna be sitting in the same bus with these youngsters through the darkest of finland's winter#again i cannot emphasize enough that he could have retired to e.g. florida where he used to play for many years#(and where i think his wife is from? but i'm not sure so don't quote me on that)#he's so humble so smart so polite so friendly and on top of that he is handsome as fuck 😭😭😭😭😭😭#i've never had the chance to meet him but this season i really hope i can. although i'll probably cry loads and make an idiot out of myself#i was bawling my eyes off just watching him skate on the ice in his first match this season. it all felt so surreal. he's home again 😭#i've loved him for a thousand years (or just 20. but it feels like thousand years)#i'll love him for a thousand more 💙
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Pouring one out for the fox-boy (Tails) enjoyers who also hate watching people take every excuse possible to depict him as a lil uwu baby boy who doesn't know anything about anything and is super naive and is team little brother when depicting him in canon/post canon settings
#I'm not sorry for being a hater of Tails being characterized as being 4 years old#like come on get real. Movie Tails can hack into any system. he has a backpack full of crazy gadgets. he made his own universal translator#and none of team sonic treat him like a young baby boy child#His ass knows what romance is. His ass knows what kissing is. Knuckles and Sonic both are probably less knowledgeable and more dense about#sex than he is#do what you want in your own aus but by god he is treated as a peer of Sonic and friends and it's frustrating to watch people cherrypick#evidence so they can infantilize his canon appearances#edit: sorry not done. HE OWNS HIS OWN FUCKING LABS AND HOUSES. All over the world he owns his own property. He is the smart guy of the#group™. And y'all are gonna tell me. to my face. That he's so uwu baby boy and he needs everyone to take care of him because he's helpless#little bro who plays with airplanes and cars and is parented by his best friend#He is an independent fox who canonically provides for Sonic and yet every day I gotta witness people pointing at new Sonic media and calling#it proof that Sonic is actually his surrogate parent who sets his bedtimes and feeds him food and buys him clothes and leaves him home to#play with toys while he does 'adult shit'#I just can't understand it.#And I can see those people depicting him in a canon/post canon setting for any sonic media with *Cream the Rabbit's speech patterns*#You know full well that he does not talk like that. You know full well that he does not talk like that. But you do it to signal to everyone#else that obviously (game canon or sonic prime or movie tails take your pick) he is just a polite 6 yr old baby boy who wouldn't hurt a fly#and is oh so respectful to everyone and naive#vent post#sorry sorry done now. it just sucks seeing your favorite character heavily infantilized constantly for god knows what reason
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qanon genuinely broke my mothers brain she used to be such an intelligent and kind and caring woman now she supports palestine only because she hates muslims less than jewish people
#like i remember she used to get so pissed off whenever someone would be racist around her#she’d gloat about how kind her grandfather was and how he raised her to love and accept everybody no matter who they were#all of that is just gone down the drain#she’s unbearable to be around most of the time because every conversation turns into how jewish people run the world or#how black people are taking our jobs#like it’s just the most violent hateful shit you’ll ever hear and if i say anything to her about it then i am homeless#she doesn’t even believe in the holocaust anymore!!!!#she graduated highschool with a 4.0 and graduated an ivy league college on the deans list like. how does this happen#smart people question less yadda yadda but like. she’s gonna end up in a home at age 62 at this rate#it’s embarrassing and sad
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I recently got into green lantern and specifically Hal Jordan! This is going to sound backhanded as hell but one of the things I really like about Hal is that he isn’t a super genius or anything. Yeah he’s a good mechanic and pilot but I like that his strength is his bravery and relentless determination. It’s refreshing to see and makes him feel more relatable 🥰
HELP. YEAH SO TRUE!!!! fr tho hal is like really genuinely incredibly fucking smart like the man has a degree and everything and u need to be like really smart and creative problemsolving wise to be a good green lantern but the thing is that hal is also just. so fucking stupid sometimes (all the time) that his smarts get overshadowed by how incredibly fucking dense he is 😭 its so bad hes got like gap moe intelligence
#asks <3#ty for the ask!!#tfw you are so op u have to be nerfed by being the world's densest most gullible bitch and also getting knocked unconscious every 5 mins#hal's biggest strengths is his ability to push past fear and never give up but like also he pulls some home alone shit fighting his villain#society if dc writers remembered hal is smart.... (oooo u want to read chris priests hal so bad ooooooo)
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Learn today. Rule the world tomorrow.
Lemonada.
#smart#bookworm#world leaders#library#studyspo#study motivation#study aesthetic#romantic academia#home theater#homedecor#sseditorial#knowledge is power
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have you seen the pictures of these slugcat dolls i've made and thought wow, i'd love to have one of these myself? if you know how to crochet, you now can your own! you can access the pdf for the pattern here. this pattern is a little looser in some parts than my other pattern; if anything is confusing i am more than happy to clarify.
the current release of the pattern doesn't have sizing for gourmand, sorry! they are planned though and i will update the pattern with sizing recommendations for them as soon as i can.
#pattern is free. it's just a file garden link#i actually made spearmaster first. then hunter then estranged#i was Going to make gourmand over winter break :) and then :) my god i'm so smart#i brought my crochet supplies. fully intending to do this#cause i'm currently at a relative's place. ie not at home#and then ON THE FUCKING PLANE#IS WHEN I REALIZE. I FORGOT TO PACK YARN.#i'm here for another two weeks so gourmand is going to have to wait until then :|#also i wrote like half of the pattern on the plane. bless#rain world#crochet shenanigans#ID in alt text
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so nothings ever been difficult for me in my life because it was more difficult for you.
#right.#im going into junior year with all honors and ap classes.#i have to maintain my gpa so i can get into college.#you never did homework and passed your class with Cs Ds and a few Bs#i have to get straight As or im 'struggling' and 'we can get you a tutor'#which means#in dad language#that im not smart enough. and hes disappointed that he cant brag about it anymore#but no one in the world has ever had more hardships than you#post posting#and he does know that school is more than just academics right.#he was a popular football player#then after school he went home..#i have like four friends#who im not even very close with#and im joining two clubs#on top of band#jazz band#and this college course im taking#but my life could never be nearly as difficult as his..#right..#vent tw#sorry to vent on main but im very close to stabbing my father
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What if my anxiety melted away and everything was fine, actually.
#guys. i’m okay. i’m fine.#it’s actually happening#i’m getting on the medication that might finally actually help me with one of my chronic conditions#i turned in the big scary assignment and i’m really proud of my work#something REALLY HUGE AND GOOD happened at work that i’ll be announcing soon#and like. suddenly the world doesn’t seem so bad and overwhelming and scary…#i’ve been feeling so hopeless and beaten down and dissociated from myself#and then suddenly driving home from work today i remembered that i am capable#and that no matter how much there is to be done - i can and will do it#i am strong and i am smart and i have an amazing team by my side#and we fucking HAVE this man!#i can’t believe i ever doubted it#it all makes so much sense now#there is still SO much to do and it is still A LOT#but people are hearing and supporting and loving me through it#and that is exactly what i need#bless you all and good night!
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unbearable eroticism of one’s girlfriend wearing jeans and a hoodie
#they normally do a whole Smart Casual situation not that they wld conceptualize it as such#such that the first time i really saw them in comfortable relaxed clothes was when i was being overloaded with feelings#during our platonic besties' spring-break-at-your-friend's-house-without-their-girlfriend activity like 2 wks before we got together#so i have certain unshakeable associations between ''gf wears like a slightly oversized college sweatshirt''#and ''at long last you are about to receive something like unto that for which you have longed lo these untold years;#and yet that which remains unresolved burns ever more fervently!''#etc. you know how it is#you know when it's spring break and youre at their childhood home and you have your own guest room but they asked to you sleep#in their bed anyway. because otherwise they miss you too much. and then they explain that they want to put your platonic friendship over any#future romantic relationships they might have. and they're wearing a HACK NIGHTS 2017 t shirt. and you wonder if you are in hell#anyway. now they also have a WORLD'S OKAYEST LESBIAN shirt. and jeans. and i am going to bite thru my arm#box opener
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