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#11 k. mccabe— LUNCH.

content: pussy eating (both receiving), face humping (k receiving) lots of kissing and making out lol, fingering (r receiving), public/beach sex, groping, drinking wine, tattoos, grumpy morning! reader, top!Katie, bottom!reader

warnings: mentions of tattoos, tabloids posting personal info/photos, mentions of a dvd player bc I'm old and still use them

synopsis: A much needed rest day has finally come for you and your girlfriend. She's got everything planned out for you both, from a secret appointment, to a movie date, and finally treating you to a nice lunch on the beach.

requested: yes

word count: 5.6k

!! MINORS DNI!! 18+ CONTENT

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An arm sliding around your waist is what you notice first in your daze of slumber. Your mind still hasn’t caught up yet, too focused on how cozy the bed is. But suddenly you’re being pulled to the middle of the mattress, your back hitting a chest as you snuggle into the warmth. You swear you could pass back out even easier now, the new heat source making you even more comfortable. It had been a long night celebrating your anniversary, especially since you both had a game first. You’d won 4-1 Arsenal, so the girls gladly helped you party the night away…but today is about doing all the things you weren’t free to do alone yesterday. 

“Time to get up, my darling.” Katie’s voice is always so thick with her accent first thing in the morning. The raspiness always gets to you, and she knows it, too. She’s often taken full advantage of your weakness for her morning voice. She loves whispering the dirtiest of things into your ears at the crack of dawn and letting her hands roam across your body, teasing you until you’re begging for her touch. Then she’ll flip it on you, clicking her tongue as she scolds you for running you both late to practice. “What am I gonna do with you, pretty girl? Always making us late.”

You turn around in her hold, burying your face into her neck as she starts to rub your back. The early ambiance of the outside world slowly creeps inside, like the birds chirping and cars starting to fill up the streets. You can still smell the body wash she used last night on her skin, taking in a deep breath of it as you exhale in a sleepy sigh, “Five more minutes, please baby.”

“Okay, hun..but only five more. Then we gotta get ready for the day, alright?” She’s met with a small snore from between your lips. Already back to being dead to the world in her arms. Her chest shakes with a silent laugh at that, trying not to disturb you before your times up. Katie slowly pulls your head back, resting it on her pillow so she can examine your face. There have been many days where she’s watched you sleep. Not in a creepy way, but in an endearing way. She’d often wake up before you and just admire how beautiful you look while deep in slumber. You’re like a piece of art lying perfectly in motion, her personal Mona Lisa who stepped out of the painting. Gripping the canvas as you pulled your way to be in the world of the living and took refuge in her heart. You’ve burrowed your way into her soul, carved out a spot there, and made a permanent home…but she wouldn’t have it any other way. 

She knew you’d be trouble for her the first day you attended practice after signing with Arsenal. Strolling right in with that perfect smile on your dumb gorgeous face, and effectively distracting her for all of warm-ups. She’d gone pretty hard on you that first day during drills, taking the frustrations of her attraction out on the pitch. And after all the teasing, slide tackles, and pushes she’d sent your way, that still didn’t stop you from coming over in the locker room and telling her she played well that day. A hand extended to shake hers and that stupid smile appeared back on your face, making her heart almost burst out of her chest (for about the tenth time that day). Katie swears to this day that her brain short-circuited at that moment. You were standing in front of her covered in grass and dirt stains, and she had been the cause of them….but you still looked like a goddess standing before her, reaching out an olive branch in the shape of your perfectly painted nails. 

For the first time in her life, Katie McCabe was rendered speechless. Blubbering her mouth silently like a fish out of water before jutting her hand out to take yours. As you shook hands all Katie could concentrate on was how soft your skin was, like an invitation to never let go. You giggled while watching her, “You’re cute.” 

As you slipped away from her, she stood frozen in place, like a deer caught in headlights. You turned at the door before you left, shooting her that paralyzing smile one last time, “See you on the pitch, McCabe…and close your mouth. Wouldn’t want our star defender catching any flies now would we?” And just like that you were gone out of the room, leaving her to pick up the pieces of her frontal cortex shattered onto the floor below her. 

It’s hard to believe it’s been a little over five years since then, and only four months since the proposal. You’re both currently living in your little bubble of love. Deciding together to keep the engagement to yourselves for at least two more months. The secrecy of sharing such an exciting and intimate moment from everyone in your lives has been fueling A LOT of sex between the two of you. In the locker room showers, the club meeting room, and numerous bathrooms or broom closets of whatever establishments the two of you have occupied. 

Katie sighs looking back at the clock, she’s already let you sleep an extra 10 minutes now. She knows how you are though, especially first thing in the morning. You’re usually her walking sunshine, radiating light off you everywhere you go. But you’re always her frumpy grump in the morning (as she likes to call you.) A frown and a furrow between your brows settle into your features as your sleepy eyes try to shut at any given moment. You’ve run into many, many walls that way..so Katie came up with a solution a few years back when you started living together: carrying you around like a koala bear until you can walk and function on your own.

Her arms secure you in her grip, hoisting you up as you stay sound asleep in her hold. She starts walking to the bathroom, knowing when she sits you on the counter it’s gonna wake you up. She turns the hot water in the shower on first, letting it warm up as she gets you up enough to hop in with her. The cold marble lights goosebumps across your skin as you jolt alive wakeful, your eyes snapping open to the bright lights above you. Your hips go to lift your thighs off the freezing countertop, but Katie’s hands stop you, pushing you to sit back down. Her hands slip under your shirt as you shiver at the feeling of her ring sliding across your warm skin, leaving a tingly feeling behind in its wake. 

A kiss graces the pulse point on your neck, Katie’s lips lingering as you start leaning into her more. The soft sucks and nips from her teeth start warming you up slowly. Like a fire brewing in your belly the more she teases you. She leans back for a second to pull you into a searing kiss, her nails digging into the skin of your waist now. It’s the kind of kiss that takes your breath away, leaves your face red, and panting for some fresh air when you pull apart. Katie pulls back enough to speak against your lips, “Time to get up and shower, sleepyhead.” 

Your face drops back into those distinct telltale signs that you’re frustrated. That’s made even more apparent by the way you cross your arms over your chest and let a scoff out into her face. Katie just smiles at you, used to your stink of an attitude in the morning after so many years. Honestly, at this point, if you ever woke up this early with a smile on your face she’d be racing you to the ER for a full workup of your brain. “You did not kiss me like that JUST so I’d get in the shower,” you narrow your eyes at her as you say it. “Are you saying I stink, McBabe?” you push her shoulder lightly with a pout on your lips. 

“Only your tude, darling….but your hair is looking a little doolally,” she says with a grimace on her face. The little smirk at the corner of her mouth gives way to her joking nature underneath though. You open your mouth to say something else all prickly, but she cuts you off with her fingers wiggling across your middle. Then she starts attacking you in flurry of kisses, all over your face as you struggle to get away from her.

“K-Kate! Katie s-stop!” Your hands come up to push at her stomach and chest, loud laughs ripping from your mouth as she relentlessly tickles you on the counter. “Pl-Please baby! Ok-Okay! I’ll get in t-the shower!” 

She pulls back at that, her infectious grin mirroring your own as she starts taking your clothes off. Leaving little kisses on your body as she concludes stripping you. She reaches for her shorts, but you slap her hand away. “Let me, love. Only fair that I repay the favor.” 

Your lips slot onto hers as your hands slip down her toned abdomen and start pulling her sleep shorts down her legs. No time is wasted as you instantly reach back up and take the band of her underwear into your fingertips. You rub the material through your fingers for a second, admiring the softness before they follow the path of her bottoms around her ankles. 

Then you’re gasping into her mouth as she’s backing you up into the counter you’d just been plucked off of. The articles of clothing that had taken home around her feet now kicked to the side, ironically right in front of the laundry bin. Her grip on your now bare hips disappears as she pulls away from your makeout. Using her now free hands to pull her sports bra off and toss it somewhere to be picked up later from the floor. 

She picks you back up, letting you wrap your legs around her waist as she leads you both to the now steaming shower. “I’m making you drive if all the hot water’s gone.”

Katie lightly slaps your ass as a response. The warm water surrounds you as she closes the door behind you both. She lowers you to stand on your own, hugging your back to her front as you both submerge under the downpour of the showerhead. “I’m always gonna be the one driving anyways darling, we both know that.” 

“Oh yeah? Says who?” 

“Says you miss pro passenger princess! I can’t remember one time you’ve ever sat in the drivers seat while we’ve been together…unless we’re counting when you’re on my lap while you let me–” 

“Okay! I get it, I get it!” You turn around and place a hand over her mouth, laughing as you come to terms with your new title. Deciding to tease her back a bit for causing the blush dusting your cheeks, “Don’t have to do a play-by-play for me. I know you love those, but leave our sex life out of your pregame rituals- EW KATIE!” 

She’s the one laughing now, smirking as she flicks her tongue back out at you. “That’s so gross, babe! My poor hand with your morning breath germs all over it!”

“Oh shut up! Acting like that same tongue wasn’t shoved inside your cunt less than 12 hours ago and been in your mouth ever since your pretty little eyes peeled open.” 

Your mouth shuts closed at that, the red on your cheeks deepening as you hide your face with your hands. “Okay, I’m not gonna argue with you there,” you breathe out between your fingers. You’re met with a kiss to the forehead as Katie pulls your hands away, chuckling as you reveal a small frown to her. 

“Turn around you goober, I’ll wash your hair. We really can’t mess around now or we’re gonna be late for our appointment,” she says while reaching for your shampoo. 

It’s always so relaxing when she does your hair for you some days. You used to always laugh at first because it reminded you of Charles from Brooklyn99 so badly. She never understood when you’d just burst out giggling like a madman and when she’d ask you’d just reply, “The most intimate thing you can do for a lover is wash their hair!” 

When you finally got her to agree to watch the show about a year after the shower routine started, she almost choked on her popcorn when she heard him say it. Yeah, she definitely chased you around the house before tackling you to the couch and tickling you as a punishment for making fun of her popcorn hazard. She really does love to use it as her weapon of certain surrender…because after five seconds you’re begging for a truce. 

The hints of apple and honey fill your nostrils as Katie’s fingers massage the cream into your scalp, pulling soft relieved sighs from your lips. She can physically see your body relax into hers at the act. She’d never admit it to you, but this really is the most intimate act she’s ever done with a lover…and it’s reserved just for you– promised forever now. 

“All finished, booger!” 

You turn around as she starts loading up her loofa, taking it from her grasp as you start doing it for her. It starts out innocently– it really does, okay! But like most things with Katie, they don’t stay that way for long. You can’t help but fall to your knees as the loofa runs clean water down her body now, the last of the suds swirling down the drain. “What are you doing, doll? I told you we can’t waste any more time messing around,” her hand comes to rest on the top of your head.

“And I told you I’d repay the favor last night, and I think we’ve established I don’t like leaving empty promises, baby.” Your hands run up her legs, stopping to run your nails up her inner thighs. The hand on your head turns into fingers in your hair as she lets a growl out, pulling your head up. “Stick your tongue out, darling.” 

You do as she says, opening your mouth and sticking your tongue out. Her hand moves more towards the back of your head as she pushes your face into her cunt, her shoulders hitting the cold tiles as she guides your head. Her nipples get hard from the contact off the wall, a shiver running down her spine as you start sucking on her clit. Your hands go up to grab her hips, trying to ground yourself as you get lost in the taste of her. 

“Just like that, fuck babe.” She’s gritting her teeth now, planting her footing before grinding her pussy down onto your mouth. “Open your– fuck! Open your eyes for me, love.”

And Jesus fuck you had to fight the urge to let them roll into the back of your skull when you do. She’s staring down at you with those alluring eyes, her long wet hair thrown onto one shoulder, and her abs flexing as she grinds down onto your eager mouth. You moan just at the sight, flicking your tongue on her clit as you let one of your hands come down to replace it. Then you push your tongue inside of her, desperate for a true taste of what you know she has to offer. 

“Pussy drunk aren’t you, darling?” she laughs out, holding you completely still as she puts a little more pressure onto your face as she humps into your tongue harder. The water running down her perfectly sculpted body is reflecting off the light coming into the bathroom. A sign of the little time you two really have, the rest of the world carrying on as you’re frozen in the spot between her legs. Your knees are aching and your jaws getting sore, but that bleeds into the background noise as Katie lets out a knee-wobbling moan. 

Her eyes burn into yours as her legs start to shake around your head, and you start grinding your face back up into her as she comes down. The roll of her hips bumping her clit into your nose in the chaos, more sweet sounds tumbling from her lips. She cums with a groan of your name falling from her lips, the hand in your hair dragging you up her body.

You let your tongue trace its way up her body as she brings you up to meet each other’s lips in a messy kiss. Tasting herself all over your mouth as she walks back under the main stream of water, you squeal from the chill from the now heatless water. She quickly washes you both up before hurrying from the shower, a new skip in her step for the day. 

It only takes you both about 15 minutes to get ready, you in a nice flowy sundress that Katie had surprised you with last night in the early a.m. hum of London. You’d stumbled in all tipsy, horny, but determined to swap your gifts before bed, and by god, you got it done, too. Like did you look at them for 5 seconds and then instantly sit them on the coffee table and fuck for three hours straight around on different surfaces of the house?...The answer would be yes. BUT hey you got the prioritized goal done before going at it like animals and that’s all that matters in your book. 

Katie walks into the bathroom where you’re finishing up your makeup, and your eyes almost pop out of your head. She’s wearing an outfit that throws you headfirst into ovulation early. There she stood in her tight tan crop top and white flowy pants. The glasses you had gifted her two birthdays ago, a gold necklace with your initial hanging from it, and the gold watch you bought her for your first anniversary to match.

It all comes together to make a delicious sight for your viewing. She comes up behind you, arms bulging as she places her hands beside you on the same countertop you’d made out on earlier. “Stop ogling me, we’re gonna be late you perv!” 

You roll your eyes at her before finally zipping up your makeup bag. You put on some lipgloss before tucking it in your purse and moving to go put your shoes on. “Wear comfy ones, I’ve got a surprise for you at lunch!” she calls out across the room as she sees you approaching the shoe rack on your side of the closet. You give her a questioning look, wondering why you’d need comfy shoes for whatever restaurant she’s chosen…but nonetheless, you comply. Slipping on some sandals to match your dress, and to show off your matching nails of course (courtesy of being paid for by your girlfriend). 

You arrive at the tattoo parlour right on time, not a moment to spare. You hop out of the car and rush inside hand in hand with Katie. She leans down to press a kiss to the side of your head after she’s talked with the man at the front, “You’re so lucky we weren’t late or you’d be in big trouble, missy.” 

“Yeah, yeah, I know.” you whisper back at her, “but we weren’t, so live a little, babe.” 

She just shakes her head at you, following behind the heavily inked man in front of you until he pulls the curtains back to an empty room. He leads you inside and pats the freshly cleaned black leather chair, “Alright who’s going first?” 

—

When you leave the shop you’ve both got a huge smile on your face, hands intertwined and swinging as you skip to the car. “I can’t believe we really did that, Katie!” 

“Best believe we did, darling! Now you’re really stuck with me forever,” she pulls you back into her arms. Stopping on the sidewalk to take this moment in with you. 

“And always,” you say barely above a whisper, but it’s enough for just Katie to hear. Your fingertips move as gently as ever as they trace along her ribs, right under her left boob where the fresh ink lays eternally embedded into her skin. You’d both gotten matching ones– a cliche I know– but it was something you’ve both wanted for a while. Hers saying, “go deo” and yours, “i gconai” in the same spot. It’s a promise to each other that’s permanently carved into your persons; a pledge of forever and always. As cheesy as it sounds the words hold dear for you both, and the Gaelic spelling gives a deeper connection as well. 

Katie swears she feels her heart stop beating in her chest as the sounds of the city become nothing but white noise, her body leaning into yours as you share a soft, yet passionate kiss in the busy bustle of the city. You almost don’t want to pull apart, but the remembrance of your surprise is what fuels you to break away and start tugging her toward where she parked the car. “Come on, move it McBabe! I heard we’ve got a plan for lunch, and I’m dying to see what you’ve got arranged!” 

After a 3-and-a-half-hour ride, you finally reach your destination. She’s brought you to Priory Beach, the place you went to on your second-anniversary trip. She leads you out to a white tent on the side of the beach, out of the way enough for some privacy between you two. As she leads you closer you feel tears gathering in your eyes at the sight. There’s not just a tent, but blankets spread out, too. A mini table is set up full of your favorite picnic foods, a vase with your favorite flowers, two wine glasses, and your favorite red bottle to accompany it. A little fully charged DVD player is under the table, and the movie you two watched on your first date sits right beside it. But the polaroids of you two hanging from the white tull-wrapped arch is what does it for you, and before you know it you’re crying like a baby. 

Katie pulls you into her arms as she hugs you, a panicked look on your face as she does. “Oh lord, I’m sorry darling! I didn’t mean to make you upset or anything-”

“No! No! I love it!” you pull back quickly, your shiny eyes meeting her terrified ones. “It’s just..no one’s ever done anything this sweet for me. It’s a lot to take in, okay!” 

She throws her head back and cackles at the realization. “Oh yeah? Not even like…oh, I don’t know, say getting a matching tattoo?” She teases as she wipes your tears away with her thumbs, now cradling your face in her hands. 

“Shut up! You know what I meant, babe!” 

She puts a hand on her chest and acts like she’s just been shot at close range, “Not even McBabe? Oh, see you are mad at me!” She lets out a dramatic sigh, slumping down onto the blanket as she gets on her knees and takes your hands into hers begging for your forgiveness. You quickly do, laughing at her antics before she pulls you down to sit with her. It’s a beautiful view to have as you eat. The waves roll in as a backdrop to the movie as it plays. It’s really all just background music to the endless conversation between you two, the wine keeps flowing, and the hours keep ticking by. But it’s barely been 20 minutes to you both. Too busy drowning out the world around you as you get lost in each other’s eyes and voices, retelling the best moments of your love story as you reflect on how you’ve got to where you are today. “Oh, wow! The lights are a beautiful touch!” you gasp as they flick on, lighting up your space as the sun sets before you. The movie’s long been over and the DVD player dead for a while, too. You take a sip from your last glass of wine and lean your head on Katie’s shoulder, taking in the beauty of the scenery that you’re able to see up close and personal right now. The oranges, pinks, and reds reflect off the water. Ripples of incomprehensible vibrant colors all mashing into one to create an unforgettable memory. “Should we take a picture of the sunse– what are you looking at?” you cut yourself off as you look up at her, the last part of your sentence becoming a whisper. She’s just staring at you, with this unreadable expression on her face, it’s truly one you’ve never seen before (at least not awake). 

“You’re just so beautiful. I wake up every day in awe that it’s me you’ve chosen to spend the rest of your life with. I don’t know what I ever did to deserve you, but I thank god every night that I’m holding you to my chest. I get to experience the best parts of life because of you, and I’ll never be able to truly repay you for that, y/n…but thankfully I’ve got the rest of our lifetime together to try.”

You can feel the weight of her words as she speaks them. There’s no smile, laugh, or distraction in her voice. She’s confessing to you, like a sinner in a catholic church. Spilling the contents of her soul out onto the staircase of your heart, and leaving it there for you to either clean it up or let it soak into the deepest parts of you. So you lean up and press your lips against hers. Katie grabs your face, turning you around as she yanks you onto her lap. Your half-empty wine glass goes flying, landing in the sand beside the blanket as the wine leaks into the ground staining it dark. 

You want to say something back to her, but your brain is just mush. It’s like she’s stolen all the thoughts out of your head and you’re just floating in this bliss called her. You’re starting to think she was onto something when she said you fried her brain that one day because holy fuck you’re really humping your fiance’s lap on a public beach right now without a care in the world like you two aren’t famous athletes. “Mmm Katie– someone could s-see us,” you can barely get it out as she keeps her lips on yours. 

“Then let them,” she says it so casually into your lips that you almost listen to her, but one of you has to be the responsible one. So you pull back and give her your best kicked-puppy look, a pout dancing on your bottom lip, “Please, baby. I don’t want to end up on the front page of some tabloid– at least not till I’m officially Mrs. McBabe.” 

She looks at you while biting on her bottom lip, her brows furrowed as she thinks of something deep in thought. You tilt your head at her after a few seconds, placing a hand on her shoulder to check on her. “Baby? Are you ok–OH MY G–” You’re cut off twice. The first time when she manhandles you into the air. The second one is when she continues to manhandle you between her thighs, resting your back on her chest and a hand over your mouth. “Shhh darling! Wouldn’t want to ruin my plan now would you?”

You shake your head no, still not able to use your voice. So she slowly moves her hand away from your mouth, and lets it slide up the inside of your thigh. “Your dress is long enough to hide my hand, and you can hide your face in my neck if you want to, okay? I promise no one will see us” and you nod your head in response. 

“I need to hear you say it. Is this okay with you, y/n?” Her voice is suddenly stern, a hint of her softness peaking out to wrap around the words in a thin veil. 

“Yes baby, j-just please touch me already! God, I’ve needed you since you kissed my breath away this morning.” 

Katie groans into your mouth as she crashes them back together, her fingertips digging into the skin of your upper thighs as they inch up closer to your heat. When they reach your pussy she’s met with instant wetness and a loud breathy moan from you. A laugh rumbles up in her throat and vibrates your mouth as they stay connected, “No panties? Fuck baby you’ve been needing it bad all day, huh?”

You whine out at her teasing, raising your hips up as you search for her touch. Bucking wildly as your body begs for her fingers. “Okay shhh, shhh. I’ve got you now, love. Calm down,” as her digits run up and down your slit. They collect the unfathomable amount of wetness onto her fingers, your pussy leaking like a hydrant for her. She slides a single finger in first, not wanting to overwhelm you before you’re ready. 

“Add another one, please,” you say through a small moan. 

“Only cause you asked so sweet,” she smirks back at you. “My sunshine girl.”

So she slides her finger out and quickly returns with a second one buried inside your cunt. She’s fucking you a little faster now, the reluctance from your tight walls finally letting up. You’re biting your lip, muffled little cries of pleasure audible to Katie’s ears solely. 

Her other hand finds its way into the top of your dress, popping a hand underneath your bra as she starts groping your breasts. She makes sure she gives them both equal attention, switching out every so often to not overstimulate you. Her lips find shelter on your neck, leaving little pecks when and where she wants. But when you start grinding down onto her fingers, she decides to add another one by surprise this time. 

It rips a louder moan from your mouth, especially since her thumb is adding to the mix and rubbing circles onto your clit now. Your body wants to squirm away, but you’re stuck between Katie’s legs, being forced into letting the pleasure wreck through your body. “I’m g-gonna cum, baby!”

You feel a smile against your jaw, “You’re my pretty fucking fiancé, yeah? I love you so much. I can’t wait to marry you, darling. Can’t wait to make love to you as my wife– my other half.” 

 she’s starting to ramble and it’s going to be your downfall. The feeling of her curling them to hit right into her sweet spot draws you even closer to the edge, “Let it all out, darling. Cum on and give it to me!”

And so you do. Your hand comes around to grip her wrist through your sundress, your nails digging into her skin as you flail around in her hold. Your back arches away from her chest and your toes curl as they kick out in front of you. Your walls squeeze her fingers so tight she has to stop moving them as she’s biting love marks into your skin, trying to let this orgasm run its course as long as it can. You swear you’ve never cum this hard– positively boneless in her hold. 

You hiss at the slight sting as she pulls them out of you, immediately bringing them up to her mouth for a detailed cleaning with her tongue. Her eyes roll back at the flavor of you that hits her tastebuds, and she’s manhandling you onto your back this time. The soft blankets swallow you up as you lay down submerged in them, “Wh-what are you doing, K-Katie?”

“I just need to clean you up a bit, baby. I’ll be fast, I promise. Can’t have you all messy the whole ride home, now can we?” You should’ve known at the sight of her smirk right then…that it was going to be anything but speedy, but alas you have fallen victim to the tongue game of Katie McCabe once again. Your legs thrown open wide, back arched off the ground, hand on her head as it disappears under your dress, and a brand new tabloid with a picture of that exact scene on the front page the next morning. But one detail does stick out enough to add it to the headline..the shiny diamond ring on your finger, only visible from the light off of the set up she made you. 

“You can’t even tell that’s us, darling! It’s too dark, we’re fine. Just gotta deny deny deny,” Katie says like she’s a genius. A proud smirk on her face as she tries to pry you out from underneath your fortress of the duvet. 

“THEY HAVE PHOTOS OF US IN THOSE EXACT OUTFITS ALL OVER THE CITY THAT SAME DAY!” it’s shouted from under your mound of protection..not for you– but for Katie. If looks could kill she’d of been dead 10 times before now, all hell breaking loose after you woke up, and not five minutes later you’re getting bombarded with texts of screenshots and links. 

“Okay your right…this is serious, baby, I'm sorry…So should we start the onlyfans on our honeymoon? I could retire ear–”

“KATIE!” And if that wasn’t enough to know you didn’t like that joke, then the pillow to the face should definitely get your mood across.

[milkibabe]

♥ family camping trip w/ stan (headcanons) ♥

✢ summary: headcanons on going on a camping trip with Stan’s family

✢ warnings: nsfw

Stan HCs

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It was of course Randy’s idea to bring you along, Stan didn’t want to subject you to his family for a week.

He was glad you came anyways since he loved having you around.

“Bring your earbuds, you’ll need them in the car"

You and Stan of course shared a tent together.

Stan was a pro at putting the tent together since he had gone camping with his family since he was a toddler. 

Stan literally wakes up the latest out of everybody. 

You would always get up early to start making breakfast with Sharon.

Stan unzips the tent and comes out with his black hair all messy and rubs his sleepy eyes. 

“That smells amazing babe”

Stan sleepily holds your waist and rests his chin on your head while you prepare breakfast on the little propane stove. 

Randy says cheesy dad stuff like “ah, young love” and “to be a teenager again”.

Stan always rolls his eyes at his dad being cringe, but you find it endearing.

Sharon always tries to make sure you’re eating enough.

Shelley was forced to go with, but you and her get along well enough. 

Stan LOVES documenting everything you guys do with photos.

You’ll just be cozy in your pajamas, wrapped in a blanket, roasting marshmallows when he whips out his phone to take cute pics of you.

He’s totally posting a photo dump of you two on his insta when he gets back home (and has wifi).

Asks you to go on hikes with him away from his family when they become a little suffocating.

“Are your feet tired? I can carry you on my back.”

You two go on the most romantic midnight stroll by the lake and stare at the pretty stars.

He’ll let you sit on his lap while you two listen to music in the dark. 

While you two are sitting and taking in the view he wraps his arms tightly around you.

“Look at the sky tonight— all of the stars have a reason”

𝓝𝓢𝓕𝓦

Stan’s a fucking fiend for risky sex, so this camping trip is his time to shine.

Purposely told you to sit way in the back of the car during the road trip so he could finger you under his blanket when he got bored.

He was so eager to fuck you he told his parents “we’re heading to bed early, its been a long day” on the first night.

It was like 8pm...

As soon as you zipped the tent closed Stan’s hands were already roaming your body.

“Fuck, your ass looks so fucking good in those shorts”

Wanted to give your ass a loud slap but his parents were literally 40 feet away outside the tent.

Opted to biting and marking up your body instead. 

As soon as you got a little too vocal he’d grab your jaw with his hand and hush you. 

“Do you want my parents to know just how much of a slut you are for me?”

You’d of course shake your head no, which would make him give you a quiet chuckle.

“Then be a good girl and be quiet for me.”

He says that but would go right back to making it impossible to stay quiet.

It’s almost as if he likes making your life harder than it needs to be.

Slides his fingers inside of you and fingers you, just slow enough for you to always be on the edge.

You beg for him to let you cum in the quietest voice you can muster.

“Be patient princess, as soon as they all go to sleep I’ll give you what you want.”

His parents go to bed finally and after a while Stan finally withdraws his fingers from you.

You whimper desperately but become excited when you hear him shuffling out of his boxers. 

With no hesitation he thrusts into your needy, wet pussy.

He’s on top of you, clamping your mouth shut to keep you quiet.

Tears start to spill from your eyes as they roll into the back of your head. 

“Mmm, fuck, your so fucking tight for me. Squeezing me like a good little slut.”

That was enough to send you finally over the edge as you release the tension within your body into a heavenly orgasm.

Stan cums inside you soon after that, painting your walls with his seed. 

Stan rolls over, sweaty and out of breath.

You were tired and satisfied, drifting off to sleep when you hear him softly say something.

“Oh princess... we aren’t done yet”

Welp... you are not getting any sleep tonight.

[spikesbunny]

♥︎ JUST LIKE MAGIC ♥︎

+ warnings: wlw content, lisa uses electricity for sexual pleasure, vaginal fingering, sleepy sex

+ ft: lisa x fem reader

+ wc: 0.6k

nsfw under the cut... men + minors dni!

reposting from @/roronoaism, all content is mine!!

it had been raining for hours on end now.

the droplets pounded against the knights of favonius library's windows, a soothing melody produced.

your were waiting on your girlfriend, lisa, to finish sorting the books. she normally never took this long, but a bunch of fools decided to turn books in late.

you could hear her mumbling about them, complaining to herself almost silently.

"lisa?," you called to her. "are ya almost done? its getting harder, i fear we may be stuck here if it doesn't end soon, and i kinda wanted to sleep."

the brunette chuckles to herself, jade eyes turning to meet yours. "cutie, 'm almost done. just give me a few more minutes, okay? i promise you, you can take a nap soon." she chuckles, returning to sort through the books at her desk.

you sigh, sitting down on her lap, resting your head against her breast. "please, just take a break so i can nap."

your girlfriend nods, a hand running through your hair. "i think that works, just go to sleep, hm?"

you acknowledge her, hand mindlessly twirling a lock of her hair. you shift in her lap, thighs brushing together.

"you okay, love?" she ask, looking away from the books and at you.

"just so bored, and cant sleep," you practically whine out. her hand reaches down to stroke your cheek, delicate fingers brushing your soft skin.

"mmm, i think i can help with that. ya know, i had a feeling this whole 'sitting on my lap thing' wasn't so innocent now, was it cutie?" she coos at your, propping you up to straddle her legs.

her hands roam up and down the expanse of your thighs, rubbing against your clit through your panties.

"tsk tsk, seems like someone's been a naughty girl, hasn't she?" she ask, pulling your damped garment to the side, fingers running up your slick folds. "already so wet, how adorable"

you rest your head against her shoulder, relaxing as she traces circles gently onto your clit. small whines of pleasure cascade from your lips, earning pecks against the side of your head from lisa.

"my girl is so pretty, mm?" she purrs, directed at you. you lazily nod, before feeling lisa's fingers shock your clit. you jump slightly, a low moan elicited.

"my my, what an aodrable reaction," she giggles, shocking you softly again, watching you squirm and whimper her name.

"ooh, i'll be sure to save that for next time, little one. for now, lemme rock ya to sleep, mkay?"

you sleepily nod, head burrowing into your neck as she dips a finger into your cunt, slowly running it up and down your walls.

the rain mixed beautifully with the sounds of your quiet moans and the echo of lisa's fingers dragging in and out of you, a soothing melody that brought you back to the brink of sleep.

lisa inserts another digit, curling them up to softly rub that sweet spot deep inside. you squirm, and she returns to carefully gliding them in and out of you.

you find yourself dozing off, on the brink of sleep but body thrumming with need. you opt to just lay against lisa, and let her fingers rock you to sleep.

"goodnight, my little angel. i hope only the sweetest dreams reach that pretty mind of yours~"

©2024 spikesbunny - please do not repost or translate my works on other media sites ♡

[tsuehiro]

HAIKYUU Boys as Single Dads meeting you for the first time!

Characters :: Osamu , Oikawa , Iwaizumi , Shirabu , Akaashi , Daichi

NOTEs ;;

¹┊Characters are aged up, they're all mostly in like their 23-25s!

²┊Reader is like in her 20s, so that the age gap is not too much! (I don't prefer age gap being above 5, so I'm sorry about that.)

³┊fem!Reader! ~

that's all I guess?? You can remind me if i forgot anything to add! ♥︎

Btw, my english is not that good since it's not my first language. I'm trying my best to not to make any mistakes ♥︎ thank you for your understanding!! ʚ♡⃛ɞ(ू•ᴗ•ू❁)

OSAMU ;; child is a 4 years old girl

You were nearly closing your shop till you saw a pair of eyes watching you. It was almost 10 so you wondered how can she be here by herself. Slowly approaching her, you saw the tears in her eyes.

When you get down to her level and asking her why was she here with all by herself which she only murmured something under her breath.

" i wost *sniff* my p-papa.. "

You started to getting worried. It was literally 10 at night and the streets would be more dangerous any second, still there you were trying to calm down the little girl. You slowly caress her hair while asking.

" What does your papa looks like, sweetie? Or um.. Uh where did you lost your papa? Around here or..? "

" i down't know.. Papa has like grway hair and he is sooo so big " she says while you wipe her tears away. You nodded, slowly getting up, taking her to your arms.

" what is your name darling hm? " She hold your shirt kindly while you turned the 'closed' sign to 'open'.

" i-i'm Usui " she says.

" Well it's a cute name for a cute brave girl like you! I'm y/n. Let's look for your dad~ " you said while nodding and leaving the shop. You started to walk faster and looking around.

While the time past, you've asked some of the guys if the little girl was their daughter but sadly none of them was the girl's father. You sat one of the benches in front of your shop, panting with the little girl as she was still in your embrace. You panted while continued to looking for a gray haired dad figure. Then someone got your attention. You saw a gray haired, tall man who was yelling a name around. You perked up and hold the little girl tighter which caused the little girl to wake up her nearly sleep. You rushed to the man with Usui.

" Sir! Sir wait a minute, please! "

You stopped him and panted a little.

" Could you be Usui's father by any chance..? "

He breathed out heavily, looking relieved. Smiling kindly at you, he nodded while taking the little kid from you.

" Yes! Thank ya a lot! I was looking for her for like a hour now. She didn't give ya any troubles, did she? "

You smiled shyly and shook your head.

" She was so well-behaved! And brave enough to walk by herself to my shop... She must be the cutest kid I've ever seen I guess "

You murmured the last sentence. He looked confused about what did you just said under your breath but he didn't think much of it.

" I'm Osamu by the way. Thank ya a lot again.. - your name?.. "

" I'm y/n. Nice to meet you Osamu! I need to go now, it's getting really late. Bye-bye! "

You waved him and the little girl off and turn around, starting to walk while he watched you silently with his daughter in his arms. He smiled and looked at his daughter who was sleepy but talking about the kind woman who helped his daughter.

" I reawwy liked her papa! She calwed me brawe! I down't know what it means but it's something good, right papa!!.. Oh and i-.. "

And she continued to babbling about the rest ; Osamu listened to her while looking to your back till you closed your shop and disappeared in the street. He turned his back and started walking too, remembering your shop name cause he would come back with his daughter later. Definitely.

OIKAWA ;; child is a 6 years old boy

It was weird.

Believe me, it was really weird.

You were working in a cafe which was near a gym. You always thought it was a basketball team who practices because of their heights. All of them was nearly 1.85-90. You looked at the gym door for the last time and turned your attention to the customers. It was peaceful and all till you heard some girls screaming. You looked through the door frame and saw a really goodlooking man leaving the gym while the girls continued screaming and throwing hands to the air. 'Fangirls these days' you thought. While you were walking through to a back door, you felt someone tugged your shirt. You turn around fastly and saw a kid. 'He is pretty cute' that was what you thought while he let go of your shirt.

" Sorry miss. Do you know where the gym is? I kinda lost my dad.. "

You were confused. Was he one of the basketball players child?!? You smiled while getting worried.

" Oh you want to go to gym? Is your dad a basketball player? "

He shook his head which got you shocked. You were getting stressed about your stupidness.

" No, my dad is a volleyball player. Can you lead the way? "

" Oh of course! Come with me kid. " He took your hand and you started to walk.

" Here it is! " you said while looking down at him. He nodded and thanked while entered just to come out shortly after. You spotted his sad face and you started to feel worried again.

" He-He is not here. I dunno where he is * starts crying * I l-lost him..! "

You didn't know what to do since you've never dealt with kids so you kneel down and gently wiped his tears while holding his head by his cheeks.

" H-hey! Don't worry he'll notice the fact that you're not with him. Don't cry sweetie please. "

He sobbed and all. Then you looked around. A bulb pop out in your mind.

" What's your name kid? Or your dad's name? Maybe we can ask around for your father like this, yeah? "

" M-my name is Kiyoshi * sniff * dad's name is Tooru " you nodded and hold his hand again. You've asked some guys at the street but none of them was his father. Then you took a glance over the fangirls and their now pouty face. You saw the good-looking man and tried your chance.

" Sir! Sir do you have a minute? "

He turned his head and you saw his worried eyes. Then he noticed Kiyoshi is with you while the kid was still looking down while sobbing quietly to himself.

" Are you Kiyoshi's father or uh do you know where can his father be? "

" He is my kid! Where did you took him?! "

You were shocked. You looked at him with the anger in your eyes while handing his son to him.

" Where did I took him?! If you weren't with those little fangirls, you'd notice your kid's lost figure! You- "

You got interrupted by Kiyoshi. " She was so kind looking for you with me, dad! Be kind to her too or I'll call uncle iwa! "

You didn't know what he was talking about but you can see Tooru's eyes got bigger by shock.

" Alright bud, alright. Uh sorry for my behavior, I shouldn't have talked like that heh "

" It's okay i guess. Well I need to go back to work um, take care Kiyo-chan! "

Kiyoshi smiled at you widely while you waved them and left quickly. Oikawa looked at you one more time and smiled. Taking his son's hand and leaving the place too.

IWAIZUMI ;; Child is a 3 years old girl (which knows how to walk and talk, a little bit.)

It was a sunny day which made you go out with your friends. You guys were sitting on grasses while talking and laughing each other's company. But soon enough it got interrupted by a little girl which was crying behind your back. You guys turned your back and the little girl tugged on your shirt.

" Aww hey there little one, w-wait! Why are you crying darling? "

You tried to wipe her tears away but her big eyes were pooling with tears each time. Your friends were confused too.

" I.. I wost papa! " she says and continues sobbing while hugging your shirt. You patted her back and wanted to ask what his father looked like but one of your friends did it before you.

" Can you tell us what your father looks like kiddo? "

" He.. He is so biggie * sniff * i-i don't kow. . He has spiky hwair "

" Well what's your name then sweetie? "One of your friends asked again.

" I-its.. Yumi "

She continued crying while you guys got up. While you guys planned to ask everyone around if they're the little kid's father, she tried to wipe her own tears away with her tiny hands.

After some time, you noticed a guy which had a good physique and a spiky hair. He was looking around worriedly too. You run up to him and he noticed your figure too.

" Hey sir, I'm sorry to disturb but can you be Yumi's father by any chance? "

He sighed in relief, bowing shortly after.

" Thank you miss! I was looking for her for a while now. "

He took the kid from you and kissed his daughters cheeks. You smiled at the sight in front of you. 𝘩𝘰𝘸 𝘤𝘶𝘵𝘦, you thought. You patted the kid's head for the last time.

" I'm glad we found your father Yumi-chan! Take care, yeah? "

You tried to turn away but got interrupted by her father.

" What do you mean we? "

" Well ah, I was with my friends, they helped too! Anyways uh bye-bye? "

SHIRABU ;; Child is a 2 years old girl. (She can't talk that much but can walk on her own)

You waved and turned back running back to your friends. He smiled and turned around too while his daughter babble about you and your friends. mostly you though~

You were at a grocery shopping. You put one of the other things you need to your basket. While you were looking for another thing in your list you felt a bump on your leg. You looked down, back to your leg and saw a little girl holding her head. ' Oh how cute' you thought while bending down to her level. You saw her teary eyes.

" Hey darling, are you okay? Did you get hurt? "

You hold her hand and helped her to get up. She looked at you, adoring your face.

" Um are you lost? You can't be here all by yourself, right? "

You said while putting your basket on the floor and picking her up to your arms. Then you saw a man, who looked pretty handsome. Why is he so handsome omfg- anyways,,

" Kaoru! Didn't I told you to not to run off like that?! You got me worried! "

You again looked at the man who was bowing in front of you. You panicked with the little girl in your arms.

" H-hey! You don't need to bow, sir! "

" It doesn't matter, thank you for your kindness towards my daughter. I appreciate it a lot. "

You tried to hand him the little girl, which got you shocked, the little kid wanted to be in your arms.

" Baby, we need to go home you know that, right? Stop bothering the lady and come with daddy yeah? "

She disagreed and hold you tighter.

" No, she.. Pwetty! "

He sighed and sent you an apologetic look. You smiled. ' How awkward ' you thought.

" Well uh I still need my grocery shopping. Do you mind if you can help.. By any chance? "

He nodded and took your basket. You guys did the shopping together.

How can you not tell me that it was the best shopping you've ever done, tho?

AKAASHI ;; He has twins. They're 5 years old which are 1 girl and 1 boy.

You were a teacher.

So you know who Akaashi is, yeah.

You've always loved kids. Here you were, in kindergarten, playing with kids happily.

It was time to go though. You were trying to entertain kids while waiting their parents. Some of them was late.

You sighed while you looked at the last two kids. They were your favorite, lively, charming students for sure but you've never seen them this sad. You wondered where their parents were. They were never late to take their kids. And much to your surprise, they didn't tell you they're gonna be this late.

" Onii-san, where is papa?.. Papa was always one to come to take us.. "

" I don't know Mitsuri-chan. But! * he confidently throw his hand to the air * Don't worry papa will be here in no time! "

" You sure, Mitsuo-chan? "

You chuckled while the little boy nodded continually. The little girl run to you and hugged your leg, looking up to you with her teary-puppy eyes.

" Sensei, where is papa? Did he call you? "

You smiled kindly, patting her head.

" No sweetheart, I don't know either but I'm sure he'll be here soon! Hmm say now, do you guys want me to read you a story hm? "

They nodded happily and you chuckled again. After some time they were getting sleepy.

" And then the cat- Hey! Don't sleep already kids! You should stay awake till your dad co- Oh there he is! "

You got little ones attention while looking at their father. They grinned and run up to their father.

" Papa, you've came! " , " Dad! Finally! Where were you? "

You smiled and took their bags, handing them to their father.

" Sorry I was late. The costumers made some kind of a mess at the building and the traffic didn't help either. Anyways, well I hope they didn't give that much trouble while waiting? " he said while getting bags in one hand.

" No they didn't! They're really well behaved kids! " you said. While the kids were going to their car, you looked back up to Akaashi, which was already looking at you.

" Well there is a thing that, Mitsuo got in a little fight with a kid today... " you saw his shocked eyes. You got panicked because it wasn't Mitsuo's fault but the other one's.

" I-i don't want you to get any wrong ideas Akaashi-san! It wasn't Mitsuo's fault. I mean it was just- " you continued to tell the events that he only nodded in some parts. ' she is cute when she is panicking ',, he thought for just a while but got the thought out of his mind shortly after.

" Thank you for the information y/n-san. Should i speak with the other kid's parents? "

" It's up to you actually Akaashi-san. It wasn't a big fight since it was only over a toy. But you can if you want to. "

He nodded and waved at you. You waved back and watch his back going to his car. Then you smiled yourself too and closed the kindergarten.

DAICHI ;; Child is a 5 years old boy

You were working in a book shop. You loved books since your childhood.

One day, which was shop's sale day and the shop was too crowded, you were trying to get everyone's wishes done with your friends who helps you around with your sale days.

When some time passed, you noticed some pair of eyes looking at you cutely. You smiled down at him.

" Hello there! Do you need anything? "

He nodded slowly. " Can i get some... Coloring books? " he said while looking back at a man behind him. You nodded.

" Follow me please sweetheart~ " you said smiling and turning your back. Daichi looked at you, confused. He never really saw you here. Well he knew this shop was kinda huge but he never really spotted you.

" Here they're! Well these are coloring books! If you want some different style of them, you can just turn around the corner and look at the second shelf! " you said while grinning.

" Thank you, onee-sama! " he said while holding his dad's hands and showing him the books. He smiled down at his son.

" Well uh, can I know if there's new books? " He said, looking at you.

You nodded. " Of course, they've come here like a week ago! " you said while guiding them to the shop's new shelfs.

" Here they're. Well [your favorite author]'s books are here and uhm I-i don't know if you would like them but I really suggest [his favorite author]'s books! "

He smiled. " I didn't knew I would find someone who knows [HFA]'s books! " you smiled too.

You, however, noticed the kid's eyes looking at you with stars in his eyes. You kneeled down at his height level and patted his head.

" Looks like the young man here loves [Dad's favorite author]'s books too, hehe~ "

You three chuckled. After some time they paid for the books and left the shop.

But you can be sure that, his kid liked you a lot! So who knows, maybe you can see them here more often~